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Charlie Berens takes the stage at the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee for his first full-hour comedy special "Midwest Goo | dG1faHcyRFJodlJ4T2c
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00:01Charlie Ferris!
00:04I didn't know for sure I had a Wisconsin accent
00:07until I went to school for broadcast journalism.
00:10That's not the joke, that's the set-up.
00:12I'm not sure why you're laughing.
00:13You slap your knee and say,
00:15well, by spoils, I was born Catholic,
00:18but then I was raised, um, guilty.
00:21So, we get home, I pull out the guns,
00:24and pfft, turns the shotgun seat
00:27into an actual shotgun seat.
00:29So, saying you're being environmental,
00:31it's just like saying, yeah, you know, honestly,
00:34I'm trying not to crap in the sink these days.
00:37Speaking of which, I was in Chicago recently,
00:40and how many of you have experienced a Midwest goodbye?
00:43Show of hands.
00:44Keep those hands up if you've experienced a Midwest goodbye
00:48lasting more than four hours
00:50and you had to call a medical professional.
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