00:09Imagine a messy little brat telling us to get off of your jet!
00:18Is that Miranda?
00:20The show-off who used to steal your spotlight?
00:22That's my mom's bitch and give it back!
00:25No wonder you're that bitch's little daughter.
00:28Take your disgusting picture and get off now!
00:32I don't like that! I don't want to listen to you!
00:43Minnie?
00:44Are you okay? Did they hurt you?
00:46They hit me!
00:47That is not okay.
00:52Excuse me, who the hell are you? And how dare you push me?
00:58Hello?
01:04Miranda?
01:06I thought you had abandoned your daughter.
01:10Did you hit my daughter?
01:12She was being annoying, so I had to teach her a lesson.
01:16So, you're welcome.
01:18You just hit me?
01:23Yeah, I did.
01:24How dare you?
01:25Do you know who Jennifer is now?
01:27Look, I really don't care.
01:28All I care is that you bullied my daughter and I will not let that go.
01:34Fine.
01:36I know you're here for money.
01:38So, take these things, $10,000, and while I'm being nice, you'll get out of my plane.
01:47Okay?
01:48I don't want your money.
01:52Hmm. Based on your history with men, that's the other one.
01:55You haven't changed at all in 10 years.
02:08Back in college, you used to sleep with old men to get their money and now you have your little daughter do that for you.
02:14Oh my god. That little brat must be one of the kids of her sure daddies. How tacky!
02:23Look, you'd better just take the money and get out.
02:28Jennifer's husband won't let you go.
02:31I want your husband some kind of big shot, isn't he?
02:35Honey, her husband owns this plane.
02:38What?
02:39Miranda, girlfriend, let me give you a little piece of advice for free.
02:45Her husband is the president of Frank Airlines.
02:52So I'd be really careful how you talk to Jennifer, otherwise she's going to put you on the blacklist.
02:57The president?
02:59What's his name?
03:01Andre Charles.
03:06Your husband is Andre Charles?
03:08The captain of Frank Airlines?
03:11Oh. You know him?
03:14No, Jennifer. You forget that Frank Airlines is a globally renowned airline company and Andre just happens to be the hottest, richest, most successful captain in the entire world.
03:25Of course everybody knows Andre.
03:27Impossible. Andre wouldn't cheat on me. There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
03:31Leave. Now. Or better yet, Jennifer, just make a call and you'll never get into the airport again.
03:38You know, I did want to cause a scene before my marriage, but you're kind of making me cause a scene.
03:44Oh, Miranda, please don't embarrass yourself, honey. I mean, just look at how Jennifer's dressed. You see this dress? The latest from Chanel. It was a gift from Andre.
03:53Oh, poor Miranda. I forget. She's probably never even seen a dress like this on television, let alone in person.
04:03Must have left my new dress on the jet.
04:05Is this my dress? See, she puts her daughter in plastic. Wait. That can't be the illegitimate kid you had with some sugar daddy, right? And you both got dumped?
04:22Oh, my God. No wonder they can't be seen in public wearing all that cheap, tacky junk like that. Totally replaceable.
04:32Unlike Jennifer, whose legitimate husband got her a private jet.
04:37I'll give you one last chance before my husband gets here. Take your child and get out of my jet right now.
04:45Let me keep it. Lovely decorations inside, neat polishing. I can't mess them up.
04:49Give my jet and my dress to your mistress? Andre, you're really something.
04:56This is my private jet. You're the ones who should fuck off.
05:03You're the ones who should fuck off.
05:08Oh, my God. Your jet? Oh, sweetie, that's hilarious.
05:12I mean, look at your tacky clothes. How would you even be able to afford all this, huh?
05:17Oh, Miranda. Just like college, always trying to steal from Jennifer, now you're trying to steal her husband?
05:24Shameless. This jet was a gift for Jennifer.
05:29Disgusting.
05:34Andres, my...
05:35Jennifer, Andre Charles is your husband, right?
05:47Yeah.
05:48Call him then, or I won't believe it.
05:51How dare you question me?
05:55Me?
05:56What?
05:58Afraid?
06:00Come on, afraid.
06:01Me?
06:02Please.
06:04One call from me, and things will get ugly real quick.
06:08Okay?
06:10Go ahead, please.
06:12Babe, what's up? We're taking off in half an hour. I'm on my way.
06:26Honey bear! I was bullied by this crazy woman.
06:30Well, this crazy lady and her kid came to my plane, okay, and they pretended like it's theirs.
06:41You have to teach them a lesson.
06:42What?
06:43How dare she disrespect my babe?
06:45Put her on the phone!
06:51Put her on the phone!
06:53It really is Andre's voice.
07:02Ma'am, I don't care who you are, but please leave my plane immediately.
07:06Jennifer is my beloved, and this jet and special itinerary was prepared for her.
07:12If you refuse to leave as the president and captain, I have the authority to remove you
07:17and take coercive measures against passengers interfering with this flight.
07:20How ridiculous.
07:22Andre, I helped you get into friend group, put you on the board, and let you use this jet.
07:29I gave you everything, yet you used it to make your mistress happy.
07:35See?
07:37If you don't fuck off right now, my husband will call the police.
07:43Yeah, well, your husband is nothing.
07:50What?
07:51Are we running?
07:52Are we running?
07:53Where are we running?
07:54Are we running?
07:55Are you running?
07:56He's running?
07:57Why are you running?
07:59Yeah!
08:00I love running.
08:01Yeah, we are running.
08:08Still, if you want nothing, let's just give up, why don't you shoot us up.
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