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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:08It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should act and listen like making calls.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15Yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event currently held
00:18by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff in a home-wide record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Nice shooting, Brooke.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not like friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby.
00:39We're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Oh, good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia
01:02in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05I'm sure this should be, right?
01:06Hey, isn't...
01:07Isn't that...
01:08Oh, yeah.
01:09All in there.
01:10What's up, motherfucker?
01:11Boys.
01:12Hey.
01:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
01:14My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We train together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:17I'd love to show up for them.
01:18Oh, yeah, man.
01:19Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:20What do you mean?
01:21Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:22I mean...
01:23Fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Nope.
01:51Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words.
02:14And he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28Oh shit.
02:29fuckin'
02:30Oh shit.
02:31Shaft in Russia.
02:32You're so sorry.
02:33I'll be out.
02:34Who's the best?
02:35Who's the best?!
02:36Who's the best?!
02:37No, no, no.
02:39No, no, no, no.
02:41ienie.
02:42No, no.
02:43No, no, no, no.
02:44No, no, no.
02:45No, no.
02:46You're crazy.
02:47I'm fucking답.
02:48Okay you're a rusher.
02:49How are you?
02:50Don't you hurry?
02:52Where are you young days?
02:54I am very sorry about that.
03:11It's really not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:15What's good?
03:18Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:22Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Blueberry with a banana.
03:50Yeah, I take that, if it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Kip.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47A girl.
04:54Holy shit.
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period, 2-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:19watch, uh, what is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24We have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:32Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is sending the bar so loud.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'll listen to it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:01Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to bomb.
06:05And you?
06:05Von sends it back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Von to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up, you guys.
06:26He's literally full on...
06:27Jesus Christ!
06:31He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:36I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:45Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again.
06:48Uh, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:55You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:08But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:12Um...
07:14Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
07:19Okay.
07:20So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:35Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:42Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:44Yes, it fucking was.
07:45Oh.
07:50Sorry, I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
08:05and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:20Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the fucking game.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42I'm probably this idiot.
08:43He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Right.
08:49When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:55how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:04Are you working?
09:07Fuck no.
09:09Fix that.
09:10Hey.
09:21I didn't know if you, uh...
09:24Oh, it's nice to see you.
09:30Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:32This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:52Um...
09:53Uh, may I drink this here?
09:56Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:00Okay.
10:00Uh, may I?
10:23Uh...
10:25Uh.
10:26Uh...
10:27you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:53serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time not all at
10:59once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
11:10not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you
11:20say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the
11:26record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions okay so what no left sock right
11:36sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not cte stuff
11:41that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh okay that's super comforting
11:47listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of
11:51science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing i mean you all
11:56look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
12:00um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if if
12:20you want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:31you sure i'm sure
12:38these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're his
12:43you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
12:51girl and he's oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded at
13:00you no there's no proof of that come on boys wait back for fuck's sake
13:20good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't
13:29play at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself rosanoff all right it's more fun if you're there
13:47hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:52cheap true
13:53it's starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
14:03you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you really
14:08don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter a fittingly
14:14brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the animals does shee hollander never find anybody
14:19who didn't have some grievances there i'm gonna hit the sack yeah here you go handsome all right have
14:26a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah yeah i just you
14:30know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's all i meant you know i uh i'm proud of
14:38of your hustle kiddo you know you didn't get that uh scum shot anyway so please no jinxing me no way no way
14:46good night night dad love you love you back
14:54motherfucker
14:55what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and
15:05i have to leave so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking
15:11out thank you okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't
15:16fuck this job up yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and
15:21it's gonna be great i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:30i am so sorry save it
15:41i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:53it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:59babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
16:05complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't
16:09please don't fire me no one is firing you just calm down okay and get your
16:15shit together okay okay i know you need the money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
16:26you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:39hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
16:50apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
16:54just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
17:00this food well full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
17:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do you
17:17have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you
17:25uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner
17:32and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
17:46okay um that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right
18:16uh we also don't actually have to do this how would you feel about ordering in
18:30uh holy holy shit oh my god
18:44oh my god
18:58wow
19:04i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:13do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:28don't you want a full tour now or i pick or you want a full tour now or whatever
19:33i would love you
19:51Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're even into me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:21I'm so into you.
20:51I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought since you have your game tomorrow and, you know.
21:07Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:21I don't know.
21:25I don't know.
21:27I don't know.
21:35Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:03You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably still want you.
22:19Um, can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:25So, I should probably go.
22:43Hmm.
22:48Um, what if you didn't...
22:52Go?
22:54Hmm?
22:55Like ever?
22:57Fuck.
22:57Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:00Um, I'm, um...
23:11I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:21Can I be too intense?
23:22Yeah.
23:23Yeah?
23:24Yeah.
23:25I, um...
23:26I never do this.
23:28Never brought anyone back here.
23:29Like ever.
23:30Um...
23:31Yeah, my life is, uh, is complicated.
23:34Yeah, I, I get that.
23:35And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
23:55Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:03And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:22But, uh, yeah.
24:26You, it's just, uh...
24:29I want you so bad.
24:35So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:44I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:47But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:57I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:04And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:08I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:19Is, uh, is that too much?
25:22You can say it if it is.
25:25You can say it if it is, um...
25:29Do you say something, though?
25:30I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:57And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:05Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:08Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:16Hey.
26:18How much practice?
26:27I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:29Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Yes, and even to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:36With Elena, Dad.
26:37I'm staying with Elena.
26:39So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:40I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:43Fuck yes!
26:45Nothing, Dad.
26:46I'm just watching the game.
26:48Yes, with Elena.
26:49Oh my God, Dad.
26:50Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she is two wicked steps.
27:07This is then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:10What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:12Hey, kid.
27:13Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
27:15Kyle.
27:16Oh my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh!
27:20I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Ugh.
27:22Ugh.
27:23Ugh.
27:24Ugh.
27:25Ugh.
27:31Oh.
27:33Hiya.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, kid.
27:43The usual, please.
27:44Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52Not sure what I'm gonna do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:56Not like these, they don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:03What's the secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:10I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20Uh, there's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:23Oh, yeah?
28:24And where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:27You dead?
28:28No.
28:29I'm not just a pretty face.
28:30Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:32What's that?
28:33It's an artist I love.
28:34He has a new shot.
28:35Oh, cool.
28:36Mm-hmm.
28:37I should buy some art.
28:38What?
28:39Hey, I'm not just a pretty face, either.
28:40No, no, no, no.
28:41You're also a very, very hot body.
28:42Oh, my God.
28:43Oh, my God.
28:44Oh, my God.
28:45We don't have to do this.
28:46That's cool.
28:47He's dead.
28:48He's dead.
28:49He's dead.
28:50He's dead.
28:51He's dead.
28:52That's cool.
28:53He's dead.
28:54I'm not just a pretty face, either.
28:55No, no, no.
28:56You're also a very, very hot body.
28:58Oh, my God.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:00He's dead.
29:01Which is not sure.
29:08It's a bit hot on guard.
29:09We don't have to do this.
29:12to do this. That's cool. This would look great in the living room. Not on the fireplace wall,
29:29but on the way to the bedroom. I think it would. Sorry. Sorry. I just, it's okay. Maybe we should.
29:40Amazing, isn't it? Yeah, it's beautiful. So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:50Oh, I think we're, yeah, I think we're just browsing right now. Yeah. Thank you. Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well. No problem.
30:10I'm, uh, I'm really sorry. I thought I could do that. I really thought I could. I, I wanted
30:18to. I just. It's okay. No, it's done. I know it's done. Come here. Come here.
30:26No.
30:27No. You might not know it was longer than you, but I thought you would bring it to him.
30:52These road trips are just killing me.
30:56I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like scary old lady cursed?
31:01I know, I know it's dumb,
31:03but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:06Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies
31:09from some other guy?
31:10Maybe, probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:15Like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:19Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:26Here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb, I know it's dumb,
31:35but I saw them at a bodega
31:36and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:49Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:56Absolutely.
32:13Fuck yes!
32:15That's two times.
32:17If you say it out loud,
32:19it's the curse broken.
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game
32:23since last season.
32:29What?
32:30Say it out loud.
32:33Say what?
32:36Okay, it's not...
32:38It's...
32:40What?
32:42Okay.
32:43Here's what I know.
32:44Hell yeah.
32:45Shut up.
32:45You're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Elena, okay?
33:02You can't tell.
33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:06Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but...
33:10Kip.
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:12He really wants to.
33:14It's amazing.
33:16He's amazing.
33:17And I've never been happier.
33:20Honestly.
33:24What's the plan, babe?
33:25I don't...
33:26I don't know.
33:30What does your dad think?
33:32That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:36I kind of wish you were.
33:38Oh, just don't say that.
33:40Please, just...
33:41Please be happy for me.
33:42I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:50I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:55Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And he better be ready for me.
34:00Okay.
34:12Hey, Dad.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35You're not dead.
34:36No, I'm alive.
34:37Well, that is a relief.
34:38I didn't want to have to call them more.
34:39You know, I miss you.
34:41I miss you, too, Dad.
34:43All right.
34:44Yeah?
34:45Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future, or...?
34:47Yes, I will.
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
34:52Perfect.
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine.
34:56You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did.
35:08You taught me to talk like that.
35:09That sounds about right.
35:10And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
35:18I know, I know.
35:19I just figured I'd check.
35:21Okay.
35:23Don't worry about that.
35:24Okay.
35:24Don't think about that, okay?
35:27It's going to come when it comes.
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you.
35:29I love you.
35:30All right.
35:31You too, Dad.
35:32You too, Dad.
35:33What?
35:33I love you too, Dad.
35:36There.
35:36I said it.
35:37Oh, my God.
35:38Sorry, it's such a struggle.
35:39Oh, God.
35:39Okay, bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
36:10Bye-bye.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:53Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:23Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:34I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45Money's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Oh.
37:54Sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
38:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:19Are you?
38:20I'm looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Tucks this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:41Elena knows.
38:43And I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46I kind of got that.
38:48It's okay.
38:49Hey, she's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Yeah.
39:00This is so weird.
39:08Yeah.
39:08I should leave early as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:47He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:55I'm doing my best.
39:57I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:02I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:06But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:29He deserves sunshine.
40:43And so do you.
40:44It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:08A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:26And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I want to.
41:52I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
42:00That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:09And in a few years.
42:14I know.
42:15I know how it sounds.
42:17But it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like,
42:22like other people.
42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I really, really get that.
42:40But I have a family too.
42:44And I keep lying to them, and I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry.
42:57That's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
42:59I'm going to go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:36Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before,
43:43feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:46But for those of you who don't know it,
43:49here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:57And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me,
44:08the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:09I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:14I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey,
44:18and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:27Things, things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college,
44:40and now here with the Admirals.
44:41And I never looked back.
44:45Because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed,
44:52that I still need today.
44:56Hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart,
45:04I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:07And for supporting this cause,
45:08because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's, it's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:16It's, uh...
45:18It's everything.
45:20Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Look, I got, uh...
45:46There's a male here for a certain someone,
45:48and it's pretty heavy.
45:50I won't.
45:53Hey.
45:59Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Whoa.
46:06Hey.
46:07I'm sorry.
46:08For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:10I watched the price of being young.
46:25I watched the price of being young.
46:25And a bullfucker ride to grass.
46:27Well, I love you, man.
46:28Oh!
46:29Oh!
46:29Oh!
46:29Oh!
46:30Oh!
46:30Oh!
46:30Oh!
46:31Oh!
46:31Oh!
46:32Oh!
46:32Oh!
46:33Oh!
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46:35Oh!
46:35Oh!
46:36Oh!
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46:37Oh!
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46:40Oh!
46:40Oh!
46:41Oh!
47:00Hey, good dress, man.
47:02It's a cool metal fucking game.
47:03Yeah.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:10Let's go.
47:40Let's go.
48:10Let's go.