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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's he boy Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:08Just like...
00:09It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event,
00:18currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, my boy.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ros say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Nothing to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Oh, good one.
00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:58Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town
01:01in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:03It's your Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:07Hey, isn't that it?
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Hey.
01:16All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:19My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We train together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for them.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:30Well, you're assuming your buddy might be gay?
01:32I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45No.
01:57Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Amarals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:18He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45Oh!
02:54Oh!
02:55Oh!
02:56I am very sorry about that.
03:11Truly not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:14Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:17Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:25Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:48Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu, Kip?
03:54I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:26The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:38Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47Girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you...
04:56Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06Girl.
05:06Clock winding down in the second period, 2-1 for Anaheim, the Admirals with the draw.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:19watch, uh, what is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24I have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:30You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is selling the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:42Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:44Okay.
05:45Don't listen to it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
05:59Thank you, Kyle.
06:01Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to Vaughn.
06:05And you?
06:05Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:10Look, look, right now.
06:11Oh my God, okay.
06:13Vaughn to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:25He literally lost it.
06:26Jesus Christ.
06:29He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:36I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:45Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again.
06:49Uh, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:53This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:08But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:11Um, you know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
07:18to perfect it.
07:19Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:26Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:42Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:44Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever,
08:03but he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control.
08:27Okay.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:32It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:35Ugh.
08:35Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Mm.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:41I'm probably this idiot.
08:43The Admirals.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:46Scott Hunter is staying.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Brian.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:55how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:00Saturday.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:07Fuck no.
09:09Fix that.
09:10Hey.
09:20I didn't know if you, uh, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
09:29Uh, Blue Moon Over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:32This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:41It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you
09:49that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:52Um.
09:54Uh, may I drink this here?
09:56Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought.
09:59Yeah, you totally may.
10:00Come on.
10:28Uh.
10:29you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a
10:46spree killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:52but isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three
10:56but over a period of time not all at once
10:59how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
11:10not obsessive which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you say
11:20anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs
11:45oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to
11:50get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving
11:55thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:57um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if you want
12:20yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:31you sure i'm sure
12:38these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're hands
12:43you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
12:51girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded
13:00at you no there's no proof of that come on boys wait for fuck's sake
13:20good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't play
13:29at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself frozen off all right it's more fun if
13:36you're there
13:47hope next time we play decide to show up
13:52cheap true
13:53starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
14:03you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter
14:13a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the apples the shay honda never
14:18fun anybody can tap some grievances there i'm gonna hit a sack yeah here you go handsome
14:25all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
14:30yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's all i meant you know
14:37i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you didn't get that uh scholarship anyway so please no
14:44jinxing me no way no way good night night dad love you love your back
14:49what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave
15:06so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you
15:12okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't this job
15:17yes and i get it but you're not gonna it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:23i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:30i am so sorry save it
15:32i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:48new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:59babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
16:05complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't
16:10fire me no one is firing you just calm down okay and get your together okay okay i know you need
16:17the money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:37you really no this is great hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible
16:49and i'm the one who should apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like
16:53an idiot no i'm the idiot you're just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did
16:58seem horrible full disclosure i hate this food well full disclosure i hate serving it
17:02i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food yeah of course i'm not a serial killer
17:12or even a spree killer you sure yeah who has the time but do you have the time to grab a bite with
17:18me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah
17:30because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and
17:34okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
17:49okay um
17:56okay
18:00hi hi
18:00oh
18:08oh that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right
18:16all right we also don't actually have to do this how would you feel about where we are
18:32oh
18:35oh
18:37holy
18:38shit
18:43oh my god
18:45oh
18:47oh
18:49oh
18:51oh
18:53oh
18:55oh
18:57oh
18:59oh
19:01i mean i i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:13do you want a full tour now or uh
19:16or i think or
19:28oh
19:51wow you are so beautiful
19:53i can't believe you're even into me
20:04i'm so into you i'm so into you i guess i'm thinking about you
20:19oh
20:21oh
20:22oh
20:33oh my god
20:35oh
20:36oh
20:37oh
20:37oh
20:38oh
20:39oh
20:39oh
20:40oh
20:41oh
20:42oh
20:43oh
20:43oh
20:43What are you doing?
20:53I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
20:57and, you know...
21:00Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:43Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you,
21:55and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:57but I looked in your fridge,
21:58and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around,
22:02but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:03You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today,
22:08but you still have your game
22:08that you'd probably still want to...
22:12Can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:25So...
22:40I should probably go.
22:45Hmm.
22:45Um, what if you didn't...
22:52Go?
22:53Yeah.
22:55Like ever?
22:57Fuck.
22:57Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:00I'm gonna say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that,
23:18but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:21It's okay.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:26Yeah, I, um...
23:29I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like ever.
23:38Um, yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah, I, I get that.
23:49And I can't, um...
23:51Come out, like...
23:56Not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much,
24:02and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um...
24:08I don't know.
24:10Wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Wait till hockey was over,
24:16and maybe I could fade away better.
24:19But I, um...
24:26You, it's just, uh...
24:30I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me,
24:40so why would you even consider something that's probably fucked up?
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:57I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um...
25:12I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:16But, uh, is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, uh...
25:28Do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:57And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:19I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:31Very aggressive.
26:32Yes, and even to BU.
26:34And yes, I know we ate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad.
26:38I'm staying with Elena.
26:39So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next hour.
26:42Barnes got the podcast.
26:43Underheads?
26:44Fuck, yes.
26:45Beauty from Scott.
26:46Nothing, Dad.
26:47No, I'm just watching the game.
26:47Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08Which is then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:13Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:15Please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:31Oh.
27:34Hi there.
27:34Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kit.
27:43The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57I'm not like these.
27:57Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's the secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:11There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:24Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You did?
28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:37What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:46Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:50What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face, either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:59Oh, God.
29:00I'm not sure.
29:07We don't have to do this.
29:14That's cool.
29:17Okay.
29:24This would look great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know.
29:27I'm kind of...
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom, I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:38Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:49Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00No problem.
30:06I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I-I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:26No.
30:29Yeah.
30:30No.
30:32No.
30:35No.
30:35Oh, Philippine.
30:36Oh.
30:37No.
30:37Oh.
30:38Oh.
30:42Oh.
30:43Oh.
30:43Oh.
30:46Oh.
30:46Oh.
30:48Oh.
30:49Oh.
30:50Oh.
30:50these road trips are just killing me i mean it's brutal i think i'm cursed cursed like scary old
31:01lady i i know i know it's dumb but i'm not the only one who's superstitious would you be jealous
31:08if i got my smoothies from some other guy maybe probably well what if i filled you in on all the
31:14juicy details like like how he blended them oh what if i actually was a scary old lady
31:19or what if you always kind of had one with you what do you mean oh here
31:27okay okay i know it's dumb i know it's dumb but i saw them in a bodega and i thought
31:36they looked like your smoothie
31:37i love them yeah i love them so much
31:47can i fuck you absolutely
31:57fuck yes
32:15what say it out loud say what
32:33okay it's not it's what
32:40okay here's what i know shut up you're in love with him i'm not in love with him you are
32:49have you at least told your dad
32:53for how long now a little over two months oh baby elena okay you you can't tell if anyone finds out that it's that it's scott
33:06obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
33:12it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier honestly
33:20what's the plan babe
33:25i don't know i don't know what does your dad think
33:31that i'm fucking some married guy probably
33:36kind of wish you were
33:37just don't say that please just
33:40please be happy for me
33:42i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:47i am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:50i only care that you're handsome
33:51you bitch
33:52scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:57oh i know
33:58and he better be ready for me
34:00I feel like talking about you
34:02absolutely so
34:04i know
34:05you're so stupid
34:07what you hope is to watch
34:08i know
34:08many times
34:10more ac!
34:25actually
34:28you
34:29hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm live well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:39call them war you know i miss you miss you too dad all right yeah you'll be making an appearance
34:45here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week i promise
34:52perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know berries being a pain in my ass but
34:58well berry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
35:03yeah well berry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
35:08me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
35:16something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
35:21okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
35:28look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
35:35dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye bye
35:41i love you too
35:48i love you too
35:50i love you too
35:54you
36:05i love you too
36:08i love you too
36:17Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found a group of the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:21She would have just been thrilled.
37:25Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:41Kip, right?
37:42Christopher.
37:45When he's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Oh.
37:54Sorry.
37:56Yeah.
37:56We both clean up pretty well.
38:03Okay.
38:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes.
38:07Of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:19Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:28Tucks fits perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:42Elena knows.
38:43And I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:51Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out.
38:55And I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Yeah.
39:01This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:45Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:47He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:52I'm doing my best.
39:54I'm doing my best.
39:56I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:00I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:09But it's killing him.
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:32And so do you.
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:08A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:35They know that you'd buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I, I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
41:59That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:05Been in a few years.
42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
42:16But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:23I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I, I really, really get that.
42:40But I, I have a family too.
42:44And, I keep lying to them and I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I, I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry, I, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
42:59I, I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:36Thank you for coming.
43:39For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight
43:45to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:50My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:57And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:14I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things, things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But, in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:36First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:42And I never looked back.
44:45Because I, I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that, that I still need today.
44:53Hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:07And for supporting this cause.
45:08Because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's, it's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:15It's, uh, it's everything.
45:23Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Look, I got, uh, send the mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:50Oh, well.
45:51Hey.
45:59Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh.
46:06Hey.
46:07I'm sorry.
46:08For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:10Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:15There we go.
46:20Oh, there you go.
46:21Yeah.
46:22Wow.
46:23Oh, wait.
46:23No, wait.
46:23Here's a pretty funny thing.
46:25And a bullfucker ride.
46:27Congrats.
46:27Oh.
46:28Oh.
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47:00Hey.
47:01Good dress, man.
47:02It's a cool middle fucking game.
47:03Yeah.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:14I was the price of being young
47:33Tie me up with that love
47:38Shiver down my empty spine
47:41I was the price of being young
47:45I think her lips are close to mine
47:50Her eyes are loosely gone
47:55Painted nails have fallen off
47:58I think her lips are close to mine
48:11I think her lips are close to mine