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00:00Attenzione prego, si prega di risparmiare di risparmiare di risparmiare.
00:04E se non prego, numero di risparmiare di risparmiare di risparmiare di risparmiare di risparmiare.
00:12Veda mia, mi scusi ragazzi.
00:15Forgive me, forgive me, I'm so clumsy today. Mi scusi, cara.
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:24Welcome to Sicily.
00:30Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how-
00:48Do you want everyone to see you naked?
00:50Take it.
00:59Talk in the hotel.
01:00Hey, you! Wait!
01:02Hey, you! Wait!
01:05Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:10No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:12We're Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:17You have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:27Dammit!
01:29The wall is gone.
01:32We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:35What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Undoing your dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead.
01:41This is your fault.
01:50Senore!
01:52You dropped this.
01:55Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Bye-bye.
02:06Please.
02:10I'm hungry.
02:22Wait.
02:23Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:24Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:31What the hell is this?
02:36Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:38Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:41Me?
02:42You just kidnapped me!
02:48Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:51God knows.
02:52I wanted to help you.
02:53Wait.
02:54So, you saved me from my husband?
02:56You Americans.
02:58Don't know how to say thank you.
03:00You can't see past your own noses.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I just thought you were a thief.
03:07Well, actually I am.
03:12So, what's the pin quote of your loving husband's cards?
03:16You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief.
03:19I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:24Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:26You see?
03:28Face of yours?
03:29Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:32Where are you going, Bella?
03:35You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:37Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:39I'm just taking my things.
03:40Please, Bella, wake up.
03:42I beg you, pray.
03:43Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:46He's a scoundrel.
03:47He's a jerk.
03:48He's a thronesome.
03:53Winter things?
03:55In summer.
03:56In Sicily.
03:57Madonna.
03:58You were planning the escape yourself.
03:59That's none of your business.
04:00Maybe I am a thief.
04:02But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:03I didn't ask for your help.
04:05Caruso!
04:06Gotcha this time!
04:08Stealing from tourists again!
04:09No, no, no, commissario!
04:10I didn't rob anyone!
04:11We're just she and I, she....
04:12And I, she...
04:13And I, she and I...
04:14And I, she, and...
04:15And I...
04:16And I...
04:17And I, she...
04:18And I, she...
04:19And I, she...
04:20You're planning the escape yourself.
04:22You were planning the escape yourself.
04:23It's none of your business.
04:25Maybe I am a thief.
04:26But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:29I didn't ask for your help.
04:30Caruso.
04:31Gotcha this time.
04:32Stealing from tourists again?
04:33No, no, no, commissario.
04:34And I, she... she's my fiancée.
04:37What?
04:49Hey, you see?
04:51Matteo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:54I've known you since you were a child.
04:56Don't try to sell me pasta for the truth, Madonna Mia!
04:59What's wrong with you?
05:00No, I respect you, senor. I respect you. I didn't lie.
05:04But I love her. Guarda, I love her. She's my life.
05:07She's the love of my life.
05:08She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:10Bastard!
05:11Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:14And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:16No!
05:17No, that's true. Yeah.
05:20I'm his fiancée.
05:22Bravo!
05:23My brava! I sent it! I sent it!
05:25And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:27Oh, no, that's rude. That's more rude. Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:31You're Cecilia. I'm Cecilia.
05:33So, when's the wedding?
05:35And tomorrow!
05:36Oh! Oh!
05:40Then I'll come to celebration.
05:42But, beware.
05:44If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:48And we'll be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:52Yeah.
05:54At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:58Laura has sent it.
06:00Mateus, excuse me.
06:02Hey, Santa Maria.
06:05Am I such a bad kisser?
06:07I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:10Tranquilla.
06:11Tranquilla, Bella, you're a tourist.
06:13They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:16That's Cecilia and Verde, huh?
06:18Hey, listen.
06:19You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:22I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:24So, either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:28What's wrong with you?
06:29Once, just once.
06:30Even after the prayer, we killed three times.
06:31What godforsaken place is this?
06:32What?
06:33This is where we're getting married.
06:34No.
06:35No.
06:36No.
06:37No.
06:38No.
06:39No.
06:40No.
06:41No.
06:42No.
06:43No.
06:44No.
06:45No.
06:46No.
06:47No.
06:49No.
06:50No.
06:51No.
06:52No.
06:53No.
06:54No.
06:55No.
06:56No.
06:57No.
06:58We're married tomorrow, huh?
06:59Santa Lucia?
07:00What wedding, Francesco?
07:03Francesca, ciao, fratello.
07:06Now, meet my bride.
07:10Hi.
07:13Americana.
07:14Oh, Francesco, si.
07:15100% Americana.
07:17Mateo, you drive me insane.
07:20What?
07:22You disappeared for weeks.
07:24You steal!
07:27And now today you bring this Americana to call Bride into our family tavern!
07:32Now, don't speak Italian! We speak English for you, my guy!
07:35But, brother! Brother!
07:37But, enough! Brother, she's family right now!
07:40How could you?
07:42Yeah, enough! We just do!
07:44This is our family cafe! I'm the only one working here!
07:47What do you know?
07:49What is in your head, brother?
07:51I'm sorry, don't let your voice out with me, huh?
07:54You know, the echo here is too loud, because this tavern is always empty!
07:58Stop!
08:00Sick of this!
08:02I'm so sick of this!
08:04Maybe if you actually helped me, wouldn't you be on a verge of bankruptcy?
08:11Work here yourself, and...
08:14for your dumb wedding!
08:21So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe!
08:32You're doing great!
08:35This is not just a cafe!
08:39That's my father's life!
08:42My mother's!
08:44My brother's and mine!
08:49Oh...
08:50And I steal just to cover the depths!
08:53Because that's the only way I can save this place!
08:57You know what?
08:58My brother's right!
09:00You're Americana!
09:02You'll never understand!
09:04Now, I...
09:05I...
09:08There was something familiar in this boy...
09:12Oh, yes!
09:14Shattered dreams of a happy family...
09:18Where you're valued...
09:20And loved...
09:21And loved...
09:44Are these your parents?
09:45Stay out of this!
09:46Yes!
09:47Am I, Papa?
09:53Yes!
09:55Am I, Papa?
10:06There was...
10:08Always a sea of people here...
10:10A Mediterranean Sea...
10:12As Papa called it...
10:14But after they died...
10:17It's a lens!
10:19They always wanted...
10:20Me and my brother to...
10:22Keep the tavern alive!
10:24That there will be...
10:25New life!
10:27New weddings, new people!
10:29But we...
10:31Barely...
10:32Pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive!
10:35We can't even...
10:37Recreate Mama's cooking!
10:44I know what it's like...
10:46To live one life...
10:48While dreaming of another!
10:56Manaja!
10:58The client!
11:13And there...
11:17In a cozy little corner...
11:20Hit the family's biggest secret...
11:23One I was trying to solve...
11:25Not knowing it would change my life...
11:28And the lives of everyone around me...
11:30Not knowing it would change my life...
11:33And the lives of...
11:34Everyone around me!
11:44Signora Giordano!
11:45Signora Giordano!
11:46Vi prego!
11:47Maybe...
11:48Maybe order something else!
11:49Anything at all!
11:50No!
11:56Mom!
11:57With such a cold heart...
11:58You will never make it to heaven!
12:03At the gates...
12:04You will see the same sign!
12:05Close!
12:06Mark my words!
12:20No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:38Hey.
12:41Arancini?
12:42No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:45Pasta la norma.
12:47Come here.
12:48Hey, hey, hey.
12:50I'm not done yet.
12:51Don't jinx it.
12:57But how?
12:58Oh, it's exactly like mamas.
13:00It was all in there.
13:02But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:07Tavern ever worked.
13:10The tavern emptied because of it.
13:13Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:20Only women could understand them.
13:23No.
13:26Not a woman.
13:29An Angelo sent from the heaven.
13:32Hey.
13:36You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:39Maybe the Venice?
13:40Can you step by kissing me for every five minutes?
13:54Of course.
13:55Of course.
13:57Santa Maria.
14:00Madonna Santa.
14:01The real customers.
14:02Damn internet.
14:08Damn Italy.
14:09Where is the police station?
14:14Damn Italy.
14:15Oh, hey, you.
14:18I've been robbed.
14:20Do something.
14:22Right now.
14:22This is Sicily, my friend.
14:25If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.
14:30And I don't want that.
14:31So I'm going to dinner.
14:32It's not just the wallet.
14:35My wife missing too.
14:39Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:44Look near Prada and Gucci.
14:49Case closed.
14:51That's it?
14:53If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
14:56In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
14:59Ciao, American.
15:01Hey, you, you.
15:04But what?
15:05You're a local, right?
15:07Yes.
15:07I need the car.
15:09I find my wife.
15:11I don't understand.
15:13I will pay you.
15:15If you find her.
15:18My wife.
15:29Then?
15:31Mateo.
15:32Francesco.
15:34As if wallet weren't enough, you're stealing wives now to...
15:38Basta, basta.
15:39Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:40I didn't steal her.
15:42I love her.
15:43Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:45We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
15:47But she saved our tower.
15:50But what?
15:50What happened?
15:52Let's go.
15:52Let's go.
15:54Look, look.
15:55Hey, beautiful.
15:56Hey.
15:56Hey.
15:56Going, come, come.
15:56Hey.
15:57Hey, Francesco, go, take it.
15:57Go, go, go.
15:59Come.
16:00I melted into that place, into the walls, the people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:23There was so much love and family warmth.
16:30When I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:40Hey, good evening.
16:43We'll see you later.
16:44Bye, bye.
16:45Don't forget to come tomorrow, yes?
16:48Yes.
16:49Bye.
16:50Bye.
16:51Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
16:55This food is lucky to have you, just like as we all are.
17:00I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:03Adomani.
17:04Adomani, ciao.
17:05Ciao.
17:06That's...
17:07Mom.
17:10Grazie.
17:11Grazie, Mom.
17:14Ah!
17:15Looks like our parents sent you from Edinburgh.
17:19You're an angelo.
17:21Yeah, yeah!
17:35Well...
17:37This all needs clean up?
17:39Si!
17:41But you know, you're in Italy.
17:45Nobody's in her here.
17:51Hmm...
18:09He stole me.
18:11Just to give me my dream.
18:13And I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:17Afraid to breathe.
18:19To move.
18:41Because I knew this dream had to end.
18:43Tomorrow.
18:57Allora, tutti!
18:59Oh, ma che cos'è? Salute americana!
19:01Hi!
19:02Ma che cos'è? Why are you in distress?
19:05Oh, this address will do.
19:07Eh?
19:08Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:10Bellissimo!
19:11Si, signora Giordana.
19:13This is our mother.
19:17We kept it in our family home.
19:21For you.
19:22Because you are family now.
19:25Si, si, si.
19:27Si.
19:28Mmm...
19:30Mmm...
19:31Va bene!
19:32Ci vediamo!
19:33Allora!
19:34Thank you!
19:35I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
19:45But I couldn't.
19:47I couldn't keep deceiving these people.
19:51Just to save myself.
19:53Hey!
20:01Hey!
20:02Hey!
20:03Wait!
20:04Uh...
20:05You promised to help me.
20:06I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:09Oh!
20:10Strange.
20:11I never received anything.
20:12Wait!
20:14Are you going to help me or not?
20:17You see...
20:19Sicilian police always had those in need.
20:22But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:26Scusi!
20:29You've got to be kidding me!
20:36But...
20:37Ciao tutti!
20:38Hi!
20:47And now, with all the blessings from above...
20:55The bride!
21:01The bride!
21:04I stood there looking into his eyes.
21:07And I realized...
21:08That for the first time in my life...
21:11I had met the one who made me happy.
21:14Forgive me.
21:15I...
21:16I'm so clumsy today, Miss Cousy.
21:18His first hug.
21:24His first touch.
21:27She's my fiancé!
21:28What?
21:30His first kiss.
21:33The way he looked at me.
21:36His tenderness.
21:39And what happened between us that night.
21:45I dreamed of being with him.
21:48I dreamed of being with him.
21:56But I couldn't.
21:57I only had one thing to say.
21:59I can't.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:03I...
22:05I can become part of your big family.
22:07Why?
22:08Because family isn't to be deceived and I...
22:12I deceive you all.
22:16I'm married.
22:19It's all vacant.
22:21Matera only helped me to escape my husband.
22:24So you lied to me after all?
22:26No, no.
22:27No, no.
22:28He did it for me.
22:29I asked him to.
22:31This fake wedding was my decision.
22:32And if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:37Because I'm the one with the husband.
22:40And here he is.
22:43Darling.
22:45It's alright.
22:47Come with me.
22:48And we...
22:50Leave this country.
22:51Dammit.
22:52Town.
22:53Right now.
22:54Okay?
22:58Forgive me for lying to me.
23:02I'm sorry.
23:08Hey, wait.
23:11What if it's...
23:12Not a lie?
23:14Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:17Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:21Kara, listen.
23:23Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:28What?
23:29What is he saying?
23:30Both above?
23:31He's married!
23:33He's married, for Christ's sake!
23:35I don't care what papers you have signed.
23:37I don't care who you are to him, but...
23:40Right now you're here.
23:41Incisible.
23:43Among three seas, among my family and...
23:44And my daughter.
23:47And I want all these to be yours.
23:50Hear me.
23:52I am yours.
23:54And I want you to be my angel.
23:56Not him.
23:57Hey!
23:58Are you invisible?
24:00You're a cop!
24:01Do something!
24:02Master!
24:03If they say their...
24:06Vows here, in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses, then you legal marriage...
24:14Nothing!
24:16My child, have you been married in church?
24:19No.
24:21We were about to, so...
24:23Then, it's up to you.
24:25Let me be a husband.
24:29Yes.
24:31I said yes.
24:32What?
24:33It's illegal!
24:34It's illegal!
24:35It's illegal!
24:36Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
24:46It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
24:51Remember that.
24:53I'm Kyra.
24:55And this is my Italian love story.
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