- 8 months ago
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- #jejemom
#YouLOLRewind #StreamTogether: Over sa galit sina Gigi (Eugene Domingo) at Bunny (Gelli de Belen) sa isa’t isa na para bang babalatan nila ang isa’t isa nang buhay, at lalong magiging intense ang away nila dahil sa makikita niya. Ano kaya ito? pangalanan na lang po kung sino 'to
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“JejeMom” is a sitcom about a modern Filipino family in the new age of texting starring Eugene Domingo, Wendell Ramos, Gelli de Belen, Ricky Davao, Bayani Agbayani, Jennica Garcia, Carl Guevarra, Chariz Solomon, and Buboy Villar. #JejeMom
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“JejeMom” is a sitcom about a modern Filipino family in the new age of texting starring Eugene Domingo, Wendell Ramos, Gelli de Belen, Ricky Davao, Bayani Agbayani, Jennica Garcia, Carl Guevarra, Chariz Solomon, and Buboy Villar. #JejeMom
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00:00Ayo po, musta na? Sana kay kayo, ako'y kay naman. Ayo po, musta na? Ako pala si Gigi.
00:18Akala na siguro ng babae ito, hindi ko siya papatulan.
00:22Akala mo kung siyong magagagagat, siya, tsura, at kung kapagos na ng pipi, kitang-kitang ang kama mo.
00:30Pero ang keresa, ang puti na ng hindi niya, sino kayo nang ninihista niya ito?
00:35Lulatan mo. Kahala kaseta ko ng sosyal at alipoy pa rin ako.
00:40Hindi tatulad ang isang tumay, my God. Di ko alam mo sa isang estero na nang galing.
00:45Excuse me, no? Estero? Estero agad? Bakit? Anong palagay mo sa amin?
00:49Daga! Baka naman nakakalimutan mo magsipilyo na amin mo na yung sarili mong hininga!
00:53How dare you! Wala akong bad breath! Baka ikaw! Kung may mukha ang bad breath, ikaw yun!
01:05Hindi ko talaga alam ko ba't pinatulad nito ni Dindo?
01:07Gwako pa naman ang lalaking yun? Hindi kaya napikot o nagayuman ang siya?
01:12Alam ang problema sa buhay ng babae nito? Siguro naiingit sa akin tungkol kayo na to.
01:17Kung hindi naman kasi ako napilitang pumunta sa party ng babae nito, hindi man nangyayari itong gulong to?
01:22Hi! You're here!
01:23Hi! You're here!
01:24Hi!
01:25Hello!
01:26Hello!
01:27Hello!
01:28Hello!
01:29Hello!
01:30Hello!
01:31Hello!
01:32Hello!
01:33Hello!
01:34Hello!
01:35Hello!
01:36Hello!
01:37Hello!
01:38Hello!
01:39Hello!
01:40Welcome!
01:41Ang labi ng house na to!
01:43Wow!
01:44Magkara niya!
01:45Pwendo ng katulong dito!
01:46Hi!
01:47Magkara niya!
01:48Magkara niya!
01:49Sigurado ko hindi welcome dito ang katulong na kung pumorma mas grabe pa sa amo!
01:52This way!
01:53This way!
01:54Your way!
01:55Dini sila juice ha!
01:56Thank you!
01:57Come in, come in!
01:59Ikot ikot!
02:00Welcome!
02:01This is Bonnie's home!
02:05Of course!
02:06Of course, nakikilala niyo ang asawa ko dahil siya ang presidential spokesperson!
02:22So, kayo pala ang mga bagong homeowners ng Sunnyville!
02:33Welcome to our humble abode!
02:36Yes!
02:37Our humble home!
02:39Ang pinakamalaking lupain dito sa Sunnyville!
02:42Ang pinakamagandang bahay!
02:44Not to mention, pinakamamahaling gamit!
02:48Mabuti pa yung home!
02:51Humble!
02:52Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:55Sino nga siya ulit?
02:56Sino siya ulit?
02:57Ati!
02:58Siya yung tsorba, di ba?
02:59Tsorba?
03:00Anong tsorba?
03:01Ah!
03:02Ah!
03:03Pasar siya na kayo kasi ah!
03:05Hindi masyado mahilig tong misis ko sa affairs of the nation!
03:09Why?
03:10Hindi naman totoo yan!
03:11Barangka Sek!
03:12Sek!
03:13Sek!
03:14Mura ko naman!
03:15Pwede!
03:16Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:18Mapagdunan niya siya!
03:21So!
03:22Ah!
03:23What business are you into right now?
03:26Show business!
03:27Hindi mo ba ako naaalala?
03:29Dati ako child star!
03:31Ay!
03:32Meron akong box opposite na pelikula nung araw!
03:34Ganito yun oh!
03:35Si Bubut ay baby pat!
03:37Ang sabi niya ay um!
03:40Ikaw naman talaga!
03:41Masyado talaga!
03:42Masyado talaga!
03:43Masyado talaga!
03:44Hindi um!
03:45Nasa real estate kami!
03:46Kaya nga na-discover namin yung lupa dito sa Sunril!
03:50Real estate?
03:51Yup!
03:52Really?
03:57Pero may hinala ang polis na nakidnap si Mr. Yamashita!
04:02Siya nga si Anno!
04:13Si Anno nakikita ka kita sa TV!
04:16Ang payat mo ko na sa persona!
04:18Ba't sa TV parang ang laki-laki mo?
04:20Ang kinumukha mo?
04:21Hindi talaga namanak na ang tao eh!
04:24Saka maliit ka lang pala!
04:26Ikaw yun nag-announce-announce!
04:28Diba?
04:29Yung presidential speakers ba yun?
04:31Ito ayun ah!
04:32Ito ayun ah!
04:36It's...
04:37Spokesperson.
04:39Spokesperson?
04:41Presidential speaker! Presidential spokesperson!
04:44Parehas lang kayo no!
04:45Gumagamit kayo ng mic!
04:54Oh!
04:55So!
04:56So!
04:57This is your family ah!
04:59Ah!
05:00Yes!
05:01Yes!
05:02Yes!
05:03Yes!
05:04This is our family!
05:05Husband!
05:06Dindo!
05:07Dindo Jones!
05:08Nice to meet you sir!
05:09Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:11Madam!
05:12And this is our son!
05:13This is our son!
05:14This is our son!
05:15Gboy!
05:16Babuhay!
05:17As they say, beauty is only skin deep!
05:19Awa po pala si Gboy Dila Jones!
05:20I'm from the beautiful city Pasay!
05:21Wow!
05:22Wow!
05:23Ano po naman to dito mams?
05:24Wala man lang bang lechon?
05:25May naman lechong ano?
05:26Ano ang kinakain mo?
05:27Ginawa ka na iho?
05:28Oo nga anak!
05:29Ano ang kinakain mo?
05:30Ginawa ka na iho?
05:31Oo nga anak!
05:32Ano ba naman ito?
05:33Parang tinipid ano?
05:34Ano pa to ah?
05:35Ah!
05:36Ay bakit?
05:37Ang baro!
05:38Panis na yata!
05:39Tingnan mo ah!
05:40Tingnan mo ah!
05:41Tingnan mo ah!
05:42Tingnan mo ah!
05:43Tingnan mo ah!
05:44Oo nga anak!
05:45Ano ba naman ito?
05:46Parang tinipid ano?
05:47Ano pa to ah?
05:49Ah!
05:50Ay bakit?
05:51Ang baro!
05:53Panis na yata!
05:54Tingnan mo ah!
05:55Tingnan mo ah!
05:56Ate hindi!
05:57Ano ka ba?
05:58Keso yan eh!
05:59Oo ay ano kung keso?
06:00Panis na to!
06:01Baka makadisgrasa pa ng ibang tao!
06:03Itapon mo anak!
06:04Baka sumakatantan mo!
06:05Meron pa dito oh!
06:07Hmm?
06:08Panis na!
06:09Tinikman mo pa itapon mo!
06:11Hmm?
06:12Hmm?
06:13Oh!
06:14Is everything okay?
06:15Oo!
06:16Oh!
06:17At parang hindi kayo masyado kumakain!
06:20Ah!
06:21Ma'am!
06:22Mahalang galang na po ah!
06:24Wala po ba kayong kaaniman lang dyan?
06:26Pahin naman pandisan?
06:27Kaya naman pa ahaw na lang!
06:28Kasi igot na po talaga ako eh!
06:30Naku iho!
06:32Sino ba natuturo sa'yo ng table manners?
06:34Us!
06:35Excuse me!
06:36Excuse me ha!
06:37Excuse me lang!
06:38Ano ba yun?
06:39Unang-una!
06:40Table manners!
06:41Wala nga kayong table eh!
06:42Nangangawit na kami kakatayo dito!
06:44At saka alam mo yung mga pagkain mo hindi matino!
06:47Handaan ito yung hindi kahanda!
06:49Mars yung keso mo panis!
06:51Tira pa yata ng nakaraang Pasko!
06:54At saka itong karni mo!
06:56Ang lamig!
06:57Wala ba kayong toaster?
06:58Ipaalala mo sa susunod ha!
07:00Pahiramin natin ang toaster ito!
07:01Alawig oh!
07:03Excuse me!
07:04Nilalait mo ba ang handa ko?
07:07Ah!
07:08Hindi naman!
07:09Sinasabi ko lang,
07:10kawawa naman itong anak ko
07:11o namumutla na sa gutom!
07:13Pasensya ka na!
07:14Maka-una na kami ha!
07:15Kasi baka mamatay kami dito!
07:16At itong anak ko,
07:17lumaking malnourished!
07:19Anak! Anak!
07:20Oo!
07:21Alis na tayo!
07:22Call your daddy!
07:23Who is my husband!
07:24Go!
07:25Excuse me!
07:26Ha?
07:27Ano po naman nakalami nila sa mga
07:29matakakang sosya?
07:30Ika!
07:31Dabs!
07:32Dabs!
07:35Dabs!
07:36Dabs!
07:46Ah!
07:47I'm Matthew.
07:48Pamagyan na kong ni Tita Mitchell.
07:52Lovely.
07:53Of course you are.
07:55Very, very lovely.
08:17Ah!
08:18Eh!
08:19Dinta!
08:21Eh!
08:22Ah!
08:23Dito ako sa bahay nyo!
08:24Eh!
08:25Eh!
08:26Oo!
08:27Dito sa Sunnyville!
08:28Eh!
08:29Eh!
08:30Ah!
08:31Hindi!
08:32Napadaan lang ako!
08:33Eh!
08:34Ah!
08:35Paano?
08:36Uwi na kayo!
08:37Eh!
08:38Pumasok na ako!
08:39Dala ko yung spare key!
08:40Eh!
08:41Bye!
08:45Sakta to!
08:46Eh!
08:47Eh!
08:48Eh!
08:49Eh!
08:50Eh!
08:51Okay...
09:00What's on them?
09:02You're coming too quickly!
09:03Did you hear me?
09:05You're coming out with your guttom!
09:06You're coming out with your guttom.
09:07Have you got the water you've been out of here?!
09:08You're like a smoke bomb!
09:10You're coming out of here!
09:11You're coming out?
09:13There you go!
09:14You're coming out of here!
09:17You're coming out of here.
09:19Oh, let's go.
09:20I don't want to eat the meat.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:22I'm hungry.
09:23I'm hungry.
09:24I'm hungry.
09:25I'm hungry for you.
09:26They're hungry.
09:27I'm hungry.
09:40I'm hungry.
09:42I'm hungry.
09:44I'm hungry.
09:45Chame?
09:46Chame?
09:47Chame?
09:48Chame, what's your favorite party?
09:50Your bad boy, what's your favorite party?
09:51You're all right.
09:52Oh, son.
09:53You're all hungry.
09:54You're all hungry.
09:55You're hungry.
09:56You're hungry.
09:57Excuse me, Chame.
09:59I'm really a big fan.
10:01I don't have a big fan.
10:02My name is full of beauty.
10:06Chef, why don't you have to go for it?
10:10Sorry.
10:11I'm going to get to my booze.
10:13Sige, magkwentohan pa kayo.
10:15Para malibang napa.
10:17Yung babae yun si Ban.
10:18Napakayabang saksakan ng yabang.
10:21Fork and president yung spokesperson ng asawa niya.
10:23Akala niya kung sino siya.
10:24Pero in fairness, Jefe,
10:27ang ganda talaga yung bahay niya ni Ban.
10:29Parang presko-presko,
10:32hindi naubos na ng hangin, ba?
10:35Gano kaya sarap ng katulong?
10:37Mmmmmm.
10:38Gusto mong lumipat doon?
10:40Ha? Doon ka na makakatulong?
10:42Hold on, are you going to help me?
10:45You're going to have a ball.
10:48Oh my God! That woman, she's so arrogant!
10:52Do you think she's a liar?
10:55She's a liar.
10:58Relax, Bunny.
11:01Sweetie, you can't please everybody.
11:05Invita-invita kami doon sa party?
11:07Tapos, we're eating?
11:08We're going to eat?
11:09We're going to eat?
11:10You're going to eat?
11:12Eh!
11:13Yes!
11:14Yes!
11:15Yes!
11:16You're going to eat, Gigi!
11:18Do you think she's a liar?
11:21She's a liar.
11:22She's a liar.
11:24She's a liar.
11:26She's not a liar.
11:28Excuse me, I'm just a liar.
11:30Honey,
11:32when I win the next homeowner elections,
11:36I swear,
11:38I'm going to make a board resolution.
11:42All of the things that are not good,
11:44all of these things,
11:46all of this subdivision,
11:48all of these things,
11:49all of these things,
11:50all of this subdivision.
11:51all of this stuff.
11:52I'm going to take the board
11:53to make a vote.
11:54Because I can do a resolution
11:55for all of these things,
11:56and all of them,
11:57I'm going to take care of the plaza
11:58and take care of the population
12:00and make a good life.
12:01Hey,
12:02I want to do a petition for evict.
12:05I'm going to ask it
12:07to be lawful
12:08and be your own society.
12:09It's my other way.
12:10I'm going to keep my mother left.
12:12Get out of Sunnyvale!
12:14Get lost in America!
12:20Aray, ba't mo kasi nampal?
12:22Alam mo naman, usong-usong denging.
12:24I don't want you to get sick.
12:26Kasi parang ka napopos sa sobrang galit mo eh.
12:28Oh, honey, you're so sweet.
12:30You really care?
12:32Yeah. Kalma lang. Kinaktan mo ko.
12:34Nagin mo lang ako sinaktan. Bakit mo ako sinaktan?
12:36Eh! Tama na!
12:38Remember, you should be careful
12:40in attending any social affairs.
12:42Remember that you are
12:44under a disguise and under oath.
12:46Let me remind you
12:48under the penalty. Kasalanan mo, Toy!
12:50Kung hindi mo kami pinilit-pinilita,
12:52umatay na sa party mo, hindi kami mapapahiya.
12:54Sandali, hindi kita pinilit na pumunta dun.
12:56Sinabi ko lang sa inyo na meron tayong
12:58imbitasyon. Pero ikaw umuho, hindi ako!
13:02Can I answer your phone?
13:04Can I answer your phone?
13:06Can I answer your phone?
13:08Hello?
13:10Yes, Lando?
13:12Yes, Lando?
13:14Alright.
13:16I'll be there.
13:22Uh, sweetie?
13:23Uh, yes?
13:24I have to go to the palace.
13:26We have a briefing.
13:28It's about, uh, the star witness.
13:30Uh, este ang, uh,
13:32yung mga kidnappers ni,
13:34ni Yamashita.
13:36I need to go.
13:38Right now.
13:39Honey,
13:40don't be long, ha?
13:42I miss you na, eh.
13:44I miss you too.
13:46I don't think.
13:48Hurry!
13:50Yuck.
13:57Pinitigilan naku'n ang iniisip mo na ba?
13:58Betala.
13:59Hindi ako babysitter dito.
14:00Nagbabantay lang ako sa inyo.
14:01Bakit!
14:02Takalala nyo pa rin!
14:03Makan ka talaga naku pa rin!
14:04Alam mo na, alalibit na lang ako salakas sa boss mo eh!
14:06Lagi lang ang ganda nyo eh.
14:07Haka niyan eh.
14:08Alam nyo hindi ko ayulat...
14:10Although, it is your god-tipped and right
14:12Although it is your God-given right to speak because your mouth is a standard creature in the face of a typical human being,
14:24it is also possible that an individual can abuse this God-given right as you are doing right in this very moment.
14:32I ask you, may I plead to you, to continue your verbal abuse.
14:43Please, I beg you by the power vested in me.
14:48I now pronounce you man and wife.
14:52You may kiss the bride.
15:00Congratulations.
15:02Let's go!
15:06What are you doing? Why are you doing this?
15:09You're going to kill me!
15:10GG! I'm going to kill you!
15:12No! You're happy!
15:13Happy, happy, happy.
15:20I'm going to kill you.
15:22That's it!
15:23That's it!
15:24Exactly!
15:25Yes, yes, GG!
15:27You're a good one!
15:28No!
15:29No!
15:29No!
15:30Oh!
15:31No!
15:32We're going to kill you!
15:33No!
15:33No!
15:34No!
15:34No!
15:35No!
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:37No!
15:38No!
15:38Ito, Lady G. Ito, siguraduhin ninyo, siguraduhin ninyo maganda ang gabi ko because I am so, so hungry.
16:04Ito, Lady G. Ito, siguraduhin gaganda ang gabi mo dito dahil pinaghirapan namin ni Zac Efron to.
16:14Meron nang mukha si Gigi, the star witness, courtesy of Zac Efron.
16:23Ha?
16:26Aber, aber, aber. Patingin. Patingin ang pinatmamalaking ninyo.
16:30Lady G, may I present to you, ang mukha ni Gigi, the star witness.
16:38Ha? Mainit-init pa.
16:40Eto na.
16:41Ayo na!
16:42Ayo na!
16:43Ayo na!
16:48Ayan! Anong nangyayari?
16:52I like that. It's so funny.
16:58So funny.
17:00Nabigla kayo eh. Biglaan ang papakasal nyo?
17:02You are going to marry yourself.
17:04But Chief, you're not really married, right?
17:06Yes.
17:08Why do you understand and understand what you are doing
17:12if you don't even know how you are going to marry yourself?
17:17But Chief, you're only undercover right now, right?
17:20Back then, you became undercover by a drug dealer.
17:25Yes, yes.
17:26And you're going to be a drug dealer.
17:28You're going to be a believer and believe you.
17:31Opo, opo.
17:32Anong naging resulta?
17:33Well, na-awardan ako doon, Chief.
17:35At nahuli natin ang pinakmalaking drug lord.
17:38Yes, yes, Chief.
17:39Nung minsan naman, naging undercover ka bilang callboy.
17:43Another award na naman ako doon.
17:45Tama! At pinagtata ako nung mga panahon na yun,
17:47matagal lang tapos ang operation, dumalabas pa rin kayo nung badi.
17:53Anyway, magtanggol.
17:55You know that the success of every operation
17:59depends on your ability to convince
18:03that you are really a very good undercover.
18:07Correct, correct po, jefe.
18:08Pagsabihan nyo itong lalaking to,
18:09hindi marunong umakting,
18:10hindi tumulad sa akin,
18:11hindi nyo na itatanong,
18:12nanalo ako ng berka.
18:14Eh, shut up!
18:15Hindi nyo na itatanong!
18:17You, you!
18:19I want you to convince me that you are really a real couple.
18:24That you are really Mr. and Mrs. Dindo Stephanie Jones.
18:33In fact, I want you to act like a real couple.
18:37With a loving child and a loving home.
18:41Ano?
18:42Ano?
18:44Oo!
18:45And I want you to sleep in one room.
18:49Gusto ko makita na nagsasama kayo sa isang kwarto
18:53at nagmamahalan bilang mag-asawa.
18:55At paminsan-minsan,
18:56ay pupunta ko sa loob ng kwarto,
18:58sasama ko sa inyo
18:59para malaman ko
19:00kung tama ang ginagawa nyo
19:02bilang mag-asawang natukulog ko.
19:12Kung hindi ko lang kayo kilala,
19:13siguro paliwala-paliwala lang.
19:15Galing nyo?
19:17In fairness,
19:18he may a joker ka.
19:21Hindi ako nagdigura!
19:23I'm serious!
19:25Dead serious as law-abiding citizens
19:28of a democratic country
19:30in this free world,
19:31you are truly bound to carry out
19:34the best of your abilities,
19:36the responsibility that this great country
19:38has bestowed on you.
19:41Rest assured,
19:42if you are not able to comply,
19:44you will be living the rest of your miserable lives,
19:48rotting away in the company of criminals,
19:51murderers,
19:52petitives,
19:55drug traffickers,
19:56Dimas Barabas,
19:57and Hestas,
19:59may thy souls
20:00burn in hell!
20:03Till death do us part!
20:05Do you understand?
20:06I do!
20:07I do!
20:08I do!
20:09I do!
20:10I do!
20:11Ah!
20:12Ah!
20:13Ah!
20:14Ah!
20:15Ah!
20:16Shower na!
20:17Ah!
20:18Oh!
20:19Wait a minute!
20:25Epe,
20:26it's fun to give you some payo when it comes to the relationship.
20:31Of course,
20:32I'm an expert on the relationship.
20:34I can't do that.
20:38Do you have an ex at the first time?
20:42Why?
20:43We're away from my husband.
20:50I'm going to stay here.
20:52I'm going to stay here.
20:55I'm going to stay here.
21:01Okay, let's go.
21:13I'm going to stay here.
21:19Eh, excuse me.
21:20Sandali ha?
21:21Anong sandali?
21:22Hindi dahil dyan sa kakabulaw mo.
21:23Hindi sana sa akin pa gagawa ng hepe to.
21:26Ano bang pinagpuputok ng buchi mong hepe-hepe yung papagawa to?
21:29Bakit?
21:30Akala mo natutuwa ako dito sa ginagawa nating to?
21:33At saka sino may sabi sa'yo ng ihiga ka dito?
21:35Sa kama ko.
21:36Kama ko to.
21:37Kaya dyan ka sa saing mahiga.
21:39Dito ako.
21:40Sandali, sandali.
21:41Ako sa saing ako matutulog.
21:42Dito ako matutulog.
21:43Ikaw.
21:44Ikaw ang gusto mo.
21:45Diyan ka sa sahig.
21:46O kaya, go.
21:47Diyan.
21:48Sige na.
21:49Gusto ko?
21:50Mukhang gusto ko sa sahig.
21:51Eh, sanay ako matulog dito sa kama.
21:52Dito ako matutulog eh.
21:53Sanay mo.
21:54Mukhang ka naman di sanay sa kama eh.
21:55Sige na.
21:56Dito ako matutulog.
21:57Dito ako matutulog.
21:58Dito ako matutulog.
21:59Dito ka sa sahig.
22:00Sige na.
22:01Ito na lang gawin natin.
22:02Kabisano ko to eh.
22:03Para fair sa ating dalawa ha.
22:05Eto na lang.
22:07Ulo sa kama ka matutulog.
22:09Banko Sentral.
22:10Sa sahig ka matutulog.
22:12Sige.
22:13Expert ako dito.
22:14Sige.
22:15Kahit tignan mo pa.
22:16O.
22:17O.
22:18Good luck sa'yo.
22:19Doon ka na sa sahig.
22:20Alam ko na to.
22:21Sige na.
22:22Sige na.
22:23Sige na.
22:24Pa, diba?
22:25Ano?
22:26Ginagawa mo?
22:27Dinadaya ako pa ako eh.
22:28Diyan ka sa sahig.
22:29Dito ako sa sahig.
22:30Diyan ka na.
22:34Sige na.
22:35Ako na matutulog dito.
22:36Dito ako.
22:37Dito ako.
22:38Dito ako.
22:39Dito ako dapat natutulog.
22:40Sa kama.
22:41Dahil ang kama.
22:42Dahil ang kama.
22:43Dito na ako matutulog.
22:45Ako sa sahig.
22:47Parang mas nakikita ko lahat dito.
22:49Ay, bakit ka ba naghuhubad?
22:51Bakit may hubaran dito?
22:53Di ba matutulog lang?
22:54Ba't ka naghuhubad?
22:55Bakit?
22:56Masama bang matulog na naghuhubad?
22:57Hindi.
22:58Kasi may kasama ka, babae.
23:01Ba't ka naghuhubad?
23:03Nakuhubad ba ako?
23:04Huwag ka naghuhubad.
23:05Pero ba...
23:06Dito ako sa kama.
23:07Bakit?
23:08Bakit?
23:09Ano yun?
23:10Saan galing yun?
23:11Ha?
23:12Dito ako sa kama.
23:13Kama ko to.
23:14Manitidigan ako.
23:15Dito ako sa kama.
23:16Dahil kama ko to.
23:17Dito ako matutulog.
23:18Kung gusto mo,
23:19doon ka sa sahig.
23:25Dito na lang pala ako sa sahig.
23:27Bakit ka naghuhubad?
23:28Ano bang nagyayari sa'yo?
23:29Sa sahig?
23:30Dito ako sa sahig?
23:31Dito ako sa sahig?
23:32Dito ako sa sahig?
23:33Dito ako sa sahig?
23:34Dito ako.
23:35Dito ako matutulog.
23:36Sanay ako sa malambot.
23:37Dito ako.
23:38Dito ako.
23:39Ano si sahig?
23:40Ang tigas-tigas.
23:41Dito ako.
23:42Ano si sahig?
23:43Ang tigas-tigas.
23:44Dito ako matulog sa kama.
23:45Natutulog.
23:46Sa sahig.
23:47Sa sahig.
23:48Sa sahig.
23:49Dito na lang ako.
23:51Bakit ka naghuhubad?
23:54Ano bang nagyayari sa'yo?
23:56Ha?
23:57Pwede bang matulog ka lang nakadamit?
24:00Ang tigas.
24:02Bakit ka nakahubad?
24:12Diba dapat nakadamit ka?
24:14Tignan mo ako nakadamit ako.
24:16Hindi ka ba nilalamig?
24:19Ay, ba't kita mamasayin?
24:21Matutulog na ako!
24:24Sweetheart!
24:25Ba't ngayon ka lang?
24:28Ay!
24:29Wait! Sandali!
24:30Sandali!
24:31Patutugtog ko lang yung theme song natin.
24:34Ang bad ako, sweetie.
24:37Sweetie?
24:40Naalala mo ba?
24:41Pag pinatutugtog natin ang ating theme song noong araw,
24:45nagiinit yung katawan natin.
24:48Ah, sweetie.
24:50Alam mo?
24:51Pagod ako.
24:52And besides,
24:54bukas ng umaga, breakfast.
24:56May meeting pa ako sa presidente.
25:06Sandali!
25:08Lipstick ba yan na nasa labi mo?
25:13Hindi ah.
25:16Huwag kang mag-kailan.
25:17Huwag kang mag-kailan.
25:18Nakikita ko.
25:19Lipstick yan eh!
25:20Hindi nga sabi.
25:21Baka...
25:23Ano to?
25:24Ah...
25:25Ano?
25:26Nagsisi kami kanina sa palasyo.
25:31Ah...
25:32I'm so tired, sweetie.
25:33Ah...
25:34Maanghang!
25:35Teka muna.
25:36Aloha siya pa.
25:37Aloha siya.
25:38Tag!
25:39Maanghang!
25:41Hindi.
25:42Hindi ako pwedeng umuwi dyan eh.
25:44Talaga?
25:45You miss me na?
25:47Wow!
25:48Sweet mo naman!
25:49Yasmine!
25:52Yasmine!
25:53Ito na po.
25:55Ito na po yung kape niya.
25:57Ayan po.
25:58Mainit ba ito?
26:00Malamang po kasi hot coffee po yung pinatimpla niya.
26:03Hindi naman po iced coffee.
26:10Honey Bunny?
26:12Oo?
26:13Humarap ka sa akin!
26:15Array!
26:16Array!
26:17Oh!
26:19Ah...
26:20Pwede pala ka ka pinakaligo na ngayon.
26:22Ang sabi mo mainit?
26:23Bakit hindi naman mainit?
26:24Bakit tingnan mo?
26:25Nalaklos ba yung balat niyan?
26:27Kumag na to?
26:28Magtimpla ka ulit!
26:29Yung kumukulo.
26:33Dalihan mo, Yasmine!
26:34Sa'yo kayo bubuos yan!
26:36Babe!
26:37Ano ba ang problema?
26:38Ano ba ba ang problema?
26:39Ikaw yung problema?
26:40Kapal na mukha mo.
26:41Harap harapan na.
26:42Kikipaglandian ka dyan!
26:44Babe, ano ka ba naman?
26:46Dapat mature na tayo sa relationship natin.
26:48Dapat secure na tayo.
26:50Hindi na tayo dapat nagpapa-apekto dyan sa mga nagpapakut sa tabi-tabi.
26:53Hindi na tayo nagsiselos dapat sa isa't isa.
26:55Para naman tayong mga bata eh.
26:57Ah, ganon!
26:58So ako pa ang immature ngayon at hindi ikaw.
27:02Kung tungbalan, di.
27:03Huwag ka tumitingin sa'kin.
27:04Dukotin kaya mata mo.
27:08Yasmine!
27:09Yasmine!
27:10Ano ba?
27:11Sagal-sagal mo naman dyan!
27:12Nalilap ko!
27:13Pinapakulong ko pa!
27:14Ah, ah.
27:15Hi!
27:16Hi!
27:17I love you.
27:18Oh my God!
27:19Matthew!
27:20Come in!
27:21Come in!
27:22How may I help you, Matthew?
27:24Ako.
27:25Sa totoo lang eh.
27:26Hindi na kailangan.
27:27Nagawa mo na.
27:28Alam mo.
27:29Panag-inipang kasi kita kagabi.
27:31Kaya,
27:32medyo,
27:33napasarap mo yung tulog.
27:34Eh,
27:35ayun.
27:36Lalaki ka.
27:37Gabi ka.
27:38Gabi.
27:39Kailangan ka ba?
27:40Ah, lovely.
27:41Who's this guy again?
27:42Lovely,
27:43sabi mo nga sa lalaking ito kung sino ako sa buhay mo.
27:49He's our,
27:50um,
27:51our gardener!
27:53Ano?
27:54Narinig mo na?
27:55Ha?
27:56Ako raw ang gardener nila.
27:57Ako!
27:58Ako!
27:59Ano?
28:00Ah!
28:01Gardener?
28:02No, no, no.
28:03You know what?
28:04He,
28:05he waters our plants.
28:06Look over there,
28:07but he is not very good.
28:09Yes.
28:10Look,
28:11poor lanza!
28:12Everybody look!
28:14Oo nga.
28:15Ah,
28:16lovely.
28:17Ah,
28:18baka gusto kong mag-coffee.
28:19Coffee.
28:20Dun malapit sa clubhouse.
28:21At saka,
28:22para makilala pa natin yung isa-isa.
28:24Yeah,
28:25getting to know each other stage.
28:26Tama.
28:27Oo,
28:28alam na,
28:29alam ko yan.
28:30Lalo pagdating sa'yo,
28:31Matthew!
28:32Oh, paano, John?
28:33Mauna na kami ha?
28:34Tutal,
28:35mature ka naman,
28:36hindi ba?
28:37You water the plants,
28:38okay?
28:39Ha?
28:40Galingan mo ah!
28:41Plants!
28:42Be careful,
28:43you might see the zombies!
28:44Nana?
28:45Nana?
28:46Nana?
28:47Nana?
28:48Oo!
28:49Oop!
28:50Sige,
28:51muna ha!
29:01Hey, Bonnie!
29:02Here we are!
29:03Hi, Bonnie!
29:04Dito na ang pinagawa mo sa amin!
29:07Isn't it great?
29:08Look!
29:09Bonnie,
29:10for president!
29:11It has your picture on it.
29:12Sunbill Home Owners Association!
29:14Ah!
29:15Oh!
29:16Oh!
29:29Anong nangyari?
29:30Bakit?
29:31May wrong spelling ba sa tarpaulin?
29:40Your dad!
29:41Anong nangyari?
29:42Anong nangyari?
29:47Ano ba?
29:48Tell me, Bonnie,
29:49is there something wrong?
29:50May nagawa ba kaming mali?
29:52Gusto mo mag-jogging ako ulit
29:54ng 10 kilometers?
30:03May sasabihin ako sa inyo ha.
30:06Pero secret lang.
30:07Okay.
30:10Si Winston.
30:12Si Winston.
30:13Si Winston.
30:14Well,
30:15She's going to go for it.
30:16Well,
30:19She's going to go for it.
30:20Nangyari.
30:21Yeah.
30:22Nangyari.
30:23Now,
30:24you're going to go for it.
30:25You're going to go for it.
30:26Come on.
30:27See you.
30:28Come on.
30:29Come on.
30:30Come on.
30:32Come on.
30:33Come on.
30:34You're feeling so much better.
30:36I'm feeling so much better.
30:38I'm feeling so much better.
30:40Let's go.
30:42I'm feeling so much better.
30:44I won't film anything this time.
30:45I'll bet the man who's telling me something about it.
30:46Oh, I won't!
30:48No, I haven't heard you're either.
30:48No, that's not the only one.
30:50No, I need to wait for you.
30:50No, that's why I just want to wait for you.
30:51You're all done.
30:52Sorry.
30:53But, boy, girl, I need to wait for you.
30:53It's just there to wait.
30:54Nah, you got to wait for you.
30:59It's a very long time.
31:00I have to wait for you.
31:02You got to wait for me that.
31:03It's still waiting for me?
31:04Hey!
31:05Hey!
31:05Hey!
31:06Hit it.
31:06You got to wait for me.
31:07It's been in there...
31:08Hey!
31:09Hey!
31:09Hey!
31:10Hey.
31:10Hey!
31:12You're going to get up!
31:14You're going to get up!
31:17Gentleman mo naman pala!
31:20Thank you very much for coming!
31:22You're so close to the clubhouse!
31:24You know what I'm saying!
31:26You're so close to the swimming pool!
31:28You're so close to the swimming pool!
31:30No, I'm not going to swim.
31:32We're going to get up!
31:34Ate, drink it up!
31:36Okay.
31:37What's this?
31:38Ate, I got a scotch tape.
31:40This is a scotch tape.
31:42Ate, I got a scotch tape?
31:44Oo, really.
31:45Pag medyo mahal mo, mahalin mo kapi.
31:46Andami gatas!
31:47Ate, sweet niya, no?
31:49Tapang yung akin!
31:51Huwag kang masyadong kiligyan.
31:53Bakit? Binigyan ka na ba ng wedding ring?
31:55Mapang kakirenking nito.
31:57Sandali ah!
31:59Ang lalaki, dapat kinikilatis.
32:01Gumaya ka sa akin!
32:02Bago ko magpasa ng load sa textmate ko,
32:04kinikilatis ko muna.
32:05Ano nga paalan?
32:06Machu!
32:07Machu!
32:08Machu!
32:09Machu, salamat ah!
32:13Machu!
32:14Ano naman ang pinagkakaabalahan mo sa buhay?
32:16Meron ka bang tinatawag na work?
32:18Or source of living?
32:20Ako, tita.
32:21Hindi ako nagwork.
32:22Tita?
32:23Pamangking ba kita?
32:25Grabe.
32:26Just call me ma'am.
32:27Ma'am.
32:28Ma'am.
32:29Hindi ako nagwork.
32:30Hindi ka nagwork?
32:31Eh ano, pabigat ka?
32:32Ano beto?
32:33Hindi nagwork.
32:34Eh paano?
32:35Huwag nagkapamilya kayo.
32:36Ha?
32:37Eh ano, papalamunin ko pa kayo?
32:38Pamilya?
32:39Agad.
32:40Paano ka mabubuhay kung hindi ka nagwork?
32:43Meron akong trust fund.
32:45I don't trust you.
32:46Anong trust fund?
32:47Meron ako palang trust fund.
32:48Ano yung trust fund?
32:49Trust fund?
32:50Yung parang inhipon na pera na nakalagay sa banko.
32:51Tapos doon lang yun.
32:52Moms, para kasi yung alcansya.
32:54Ganun.
32:55Alcansa lang pa trust fund, trust fund ka ba?
33:00Eh may alcansa rin ako eh.
33:02Baboy pa nga yung alcansa ko eh.
33:03Pagkano ba yung laman ng alcansa mo?
33:05Ah...
33:06Nung huli kong na-check, nasa...
33:103 million?
33:113 million?
33:123 million!
33:133 million!
33:14Kahit 3 million yan, nauubos yan!
33:153 million dollars.
33:193 million dollars?
33:20Ha?
33:21Yung dollars?
33:22Yung sa ibang bansa.
33:24Lambly?
33:253 million dollars?
33:26Time is ano ba yun?
33:27Time is ano?
33:28Time is bilisan mo?
33:2945 ano ba?
33:3045 ba ngayon?
33:31135 million in peso!
33:33135 million pesos?!
33:34135 million pesos?!
33:37Nakuha!
33:38Alam mo itong kapatid ko!
33:39Handa-ganda na mag-asawa!
33:40Ang galing ang magluto nitong sinigang!
33:41Ano bang motif sa kasal?
33:43Kasal?
33:44Kasal?
33:45Ang init!
33:47Ay yabang ng lalaking yun!
33:49Alam mo sino makaporma?
33:51Huwag niya ako madaan-daan sa pa-English-English niya.
33:53Anong kala niya?
33:54Hindi mo rin mag-English?
33:55Hmm.
33:56Baka may you know-you know ko yun.
33:57Makita niya.
34:00Alam mo siya?
34:03Wala naman sa lalaking yun ang problema eh.
34:06Alam mo kong na kanino?
34:08Nakay lovely.
34:11Eh hindi ba lang yung respeto ang pagkalalaki mo?
34:14Hindi mo ba na-realize yun?
34:15Anong ibig niyong sabihin?
34:19Okay.
34:20Let's refresh.
34:22Let's analyze.
34:23Let's start from the very very beginning.
34:25Okay?
34:27Paano ka ba niya ay pinakilala sa lalaking yun?
34:31Hardinero.
34:32Tagadilig ng halaman sa bahay na ito.
34:36Oo nga no?
34:38Mali yung pinakilala niya akong isang hardinero eh.
34:41Tama.
34:42Tama ka.
34:43Matalino ka.
34:44Pwede namang driver.
34:46O kaya bodyguard.
34:48Tanga.
34:49O nga.
34:50Ha?
34:51Talagang mahal ka niya.
34:52Dapat ay pinakilala ka niya bilang isang doktor.
34:56Ininyero.
34:57Arkitekto.
34:58And the likes.
35:00Diba?
35:01Bakit nga ba?
35:04Kasi, John.
35:07Yun lang ang tingin sa'yo ni dear lovely.
35:10Hardinero.
35:13Kaya ikaw,
35:14nababagay ka lang sa mga tagapag-alaga
35:17na katulad ng helper.
35:21Katulong.
35:22Kasambahay.
35:25Yaya.
35:26Na may ganda naman.
35:29Maputi.
35:31Akinid.
35:34Kaya, John.
35:35Makipag-iwalay ka na sa kanya.
35:38Dahil hindi kayo nababagay.
35:41Ha?
35:43Hindi.
35:44Magtutos kami ng babae niyan.
35:45Magtutos kami!
35:46Sabi!
35:51Ayaw mo, Rosa!
35:52Hindi mo pa nadiligan!
35:54Tuyong pa sila!
36:00Ganda ka, love.
36:02Maghanda ka.
36:06Oh, my God!
36:08Ang sarap!
36:09Sige pa!
36:10Diinam mo pa!
36:11Diinam mo pa diindo!
36:12Yes!
36:13Yes!
36:14Yes!
36:15Ah!
36:16Sarap!
36:18Masakit pa!
36:20Di naman masakit!
36:21Pero, grabe ah!
36:22Ang galing mo pala magmasay, dindo!
36:25Ah!
36:26Talaga palang you are the perfect husband!
36:29Hindi naman.
36:30Hindi naman.
36:31Swerte ang swerte talaga si Stephanie sa'yo, no?
36:33Oo!
36:34Ah!
36:35Swerte talaga siya sa'kin.
36:36Talaga napang swerte niya.
36:37Oh!
36:39What's wrong?
36:41Ah!
36:42Wala, wala, wala.
36:43Silly!
36:44Come on!
36:45I can see there's something wrong!
36:46Come on!
36:47You tell Bunny what your problem with Stephanie is!
36:49Come on!
36:50Ah!
36:51Sige na!
36:52Hindi na ako mahiya, no?
36:53Ah!
36:54Wala!
36:55Kasi alam mo, Bunny...
36:56Lately, parang...
36:59Parang nagiging masyado siyang...
37:02Bumangera sa'kin eh.
37:03Ha?
37:05Masakit!
37:06Masakit!
37:07Masakit sa tenga yung mga sinusigaw niya!
37:09Kaya...
37:11Well, bag lang natin...
37:12Oh no!
37:13Come on! Come on! Come on! You tell me some more!
37:14Tell me some more!
37:15Tell me some more!
37:16Yun lang! Yun lang!
37:17So far, yun lang!
37:18Baka nakakalimapakipantay lang!
37:19Ah! Sige!
37:20Talaga?
37:21Nahihirapan ka?
37:22Lagi pa kayong...
37:23Anak!
37:24Anak!
37:25Anak!
37:26Anak!
37:27Anak!
37:28Sige!
37:29Patong mo yung adobo!
37:30Dito tayo!
37:31Kasi parang dito nagagaling yung alon eh!
37:33One!
37:34Two!
37:35Three!
37:36Ah!
37:37Ay!
37:38Ay!
37:39Ay!
37:40Ay!
37:41Ay!
37:42Ay!
37:43Ay!
37:44Ay!
37:45Ay!
37:46Ay!
37:47Ay!
37:48Ay!
37:49Ay!
37:50Nandiyan pala kayo!
37:52Ah!
37:53Pasensya na kayo!
37:54Pag dalawang tao lang yung adobong niluto ko eh!
37:59Girls, ah!
38:00Kailangan manalo ako at hindi ako madalboga ng
38:03Stephanie Jones na yan.
38:05Oo, naalam ko na.
38:06Ayan si Matet.
38:07Oh, nage-endorse ng gata.
38:08Sikat na sikat.
38:09Hi, mana.
38:10Beautiful, Matet.
38:12Mare.
38:15Sorry, ha.
38:17Yung nangyari nung isang gabi.
38:20Sana,
38:21hindi kita nasaktan.
38:25Nadala lang ako sa mga pangyari.
38:27Eh, never.
38:29Ay.
38:31Kamukang kamukha nila.
38:32Ni Lando to.
38:34Kakibigote at balbas.
38:37Gigi!
38:38Lando?
38:40Gigi!
38:41Lando!
38:42Gigi!
38:43Lando!
38:44Gigi!
38:45Di ba ikaw yung ka-text na ikaw?
38:46Kidda!
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