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Sabay na nanligaw sina Popoy (Troy Montero) at Tony (Pekto Nacua) kay Weng (Carmina Villaroel-Legaspi), at dito masusubok kung mas matibang ba ang funny sa yummy o ang yummy sa funny!
‘Dear Uge’ is hosted by Eugene Domingo and Divine Aucina. This episode features Carmina Villaroel-Legaspi, Pekto Nacua, Troy Montero, and Klea Pineda. Watch the full episodes of #DearUge and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Dear Uge’ is hosted by Eugene Domingo and Divine Aucina. This episode features Carmina Villaroel-Legaspi, Pekto Nacua, Troy Montero, and Klea Pineda. Watch the full episodes of #DearUge and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00Dear girl, I'm going to do it.
00:04They say, there's only one true love.
00:07That's why, starting to die my husband,
00:09I focus on my son and my business.
00:13I don't have a plan to make a second love.
00:18Well...
00:20I'm going to tell you what I'm saying.
00:23I've been doing a lot of work.
00:26I've been doing a lot of work.
00:27專 my son, I need to get help.
00:32I've been doing a lot of work.
00:35I have been doing it.
00:37I've been doing a lot of work.
00:39I've been doing it.
00:41I'm giving it to me.
00:43I have done this job.
00:45I'm going to take it out of my ORGINE!
00:47I'm going to take it out of my own care.
00:49You said it's all for me.
00:50You're going to get along?
00:52What, I'm going to take it out?
00:53I'm going to take it out!
00:54Oh, you're a mess.
00:56How did you get a hot mess?
00:58And guys, I got to go.
01:00Cac!
01:01Go!
01:02Listen to me!
01:04Take a second!
01:05There's my numbers there!
01:07Can I do that?
01:08I'm so sorry!
01:09Get it.
01:10I know.
01:11Then you're so excited.
01:13You're so excited about the side.
01:14Aren't you worried about it?
01:15Right.
01:17You're so excited.
01:18Oh, you스en a bit better.
01:20See?
01:22I don't know, I'm not serious, but I'm not serious.
01:26Why didn't you say that you want me to be like me?
01:33That's how it's been.
01:35BFFs, what's going to happen?
01:39That's how it's been.
01:41That's how it's been.
01:43It's been a letter to BFFs.
01:45BFFs, it's been like a boyfriend.
01:49You know, I've had a good timing.
01:53I've had a little bit of...
01:55You know, it's perfect.
01:57Just wait, I'll go.
01:59Okay.
02:00Good luck.
02:05Excuse me, Miss.
02:07I wonder if I can ask you a question.
02:09Where is this?
02:11I don't know.
02:13I don't know that.
02:14But okay, I'll ask Mommy.
02:16Mommy!
02:17Ma!
02:18There are people here.
02:21Wait!
02:22Popoy?
02:23Oh my gosh!
02:24Oh my gosh!
02:25Oh my gosh!
02:26Long time now!
02:27Wow!
02:28I can't believe it's you!
02:29Oh my gosh!
02:30How are you?
02:31I'm okay!
02:32I'm okay!
02:33You!
02:34Is this your daughter?
02:35Yes!
02:36Yes, Casey!
02:37Oh my gosh!
02:38Popoy!
02:39I have my sister.
02:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:41So pretty.
02:42Yeah, yeah.
02:43And you must be...
02:44You're the husband?
02:45Hey, same.
02:46How are you?
02:47Ay, sunday, sunday, sunday, sunday!
02:49Hindi ko siya asawa.
02:50Hindi ko siya husband.
02:51Matagal na akong byuda.
02:52Namatay na yung asawa ko.
02:53Hindi ako pa natatandaan.
02:55Classmate natin to.
02:56Si Tony!
02:57Tony!
02:57Si Popoy!
02:58Popoy!
02:59Oh yeah, Tony!
03:00Yeah, yeah.
03:01I remember you.
03:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:03Katanda-tanda yung pangalan niya tsaka yung itsura niya.
03:05Ay, yun na nga.
03:06Katulad yung sinabi ko, wala na akong asawa.
03:08Byuda na ako.
03:09Eh, eto nga ang anak po si Casey.
03:11So, I guess that means no one will be angry if I come to visit you?
03:19Visitain mo ko?
03:20Pero paano kung kahit wala ito sa plano mo, ay dumating pa rin ito at ninitian ka pa?
03:27Hindi!
03:42Diba sandali nga, sandali?
03:43Linawin mo nga yung nararamdaman mo kasi ako kinikilig ako eh.
03:47Ay!
03:48Kinikilig ka ba o may dinaramdam ka?
03:51Kinikilig ako ate!
03:52Kasa parang makakilig eh.
03:53Masabi sa akin.
03:56Diba nakakakilig ako ba?
04:01So ate, I have a question for you.
04:03Go.
04:03The question is, ikaw, bilang babae, ano ang pipiliin mo?
04:09Lalaking yummy o lalaking funny?
04:14Thank you so much for that wonderful question.
04:16For me, bakit ko naman kailangan pang mamili kung mahanap ko naman sa isang lalaki?
04:23Ay!
04:23Thank you!
04:25Oh my God!
04:26Very well said!
04:28Thank you!
04:29Oh my God!
04:31Bakit?
04:32Bakit?
04:33Diba ako tatanungin?
04:35Ah, kailangan tanungin ka rin?
04:37Oo.
04:37Ah, o sige.
04:38Oo.
04:39Ah, ikaw, Divan!
04:44Kung papipiliin ka, anong pipiliin mo?
04:48Tao o hayop?
04:49Ha?
04:50Hindi ba yummy o funny?
04:52Oo.
04:53Funny o yummy?
04:54Okay.
04:55Nahayop.
04:56Ay, chew.
04:57Yummy!
04:58Yummy!
04:59Yummy!
05:00Yummy!
05:01Ano ba?
05:02Bakit ba kailangan nanggugulad ka lagi?
05:05Kasi tinatawag yung pangalan ko.
05:07Yummy kayo ng yummy.
05:08Huh?
05:09Yummy?
05:10Ano mang problema?
05:10Diroge, Divan?
05:11Yummy?
05:12Yummy?
05:13Pag yummy, ikaw ang papasok?
05:14Oo!
05:15Yummy na to?
05:16Yummy!
05:17Hindi ka yummy!
05:18Scary ka!
05:19Scary ka!
05:20At siya kung nalis ka na nga, wala naman kaming libreng briyenta dito ah!
05:25Hi, Divan!
05:27Makala mo sa'yo patay gutom!
05:30Hindi naman, hindi naman po.
05:32Mukha nga kayong mga busog.
05:34Okay, Divan!
05:35Hindi kami nagpunta dito para makikain.
05:37Nandito kami para mag-practice.
05:39Practice?
05:40Opo, magpa-practice po kami.
05:41Bakit?
05:42Kasi meron po kami nga trabahong pupuntahan.
05:44Ah, may trabaho kayo!
05:46Oo!
05:47Kaya pala nakalita?
05:48Kaya pala formal.
05:49Yan na ba?
05:50Yan na ba ang isusuot mo sa huling hantungan?
05:52Opo, ang mahal nga po nang biliko dito eh.
05:54Ah, talaga?
05:55Sa bakit papunta?
05:56Sa opisina po.
05:58Opisina ng ano?
05:59Mag-a-apply po kami.
06:01Mag-a-apply kami ng trabaho?
06:02Opo.
06:03Ano nga ang trabaho ito?
06:04Call center agent.
06:07Ha?
06:08Bakit nyo naman naisipan ng magtrabaho?
06:11Eh, siyempre alam nyo naman, getting stronger ang relationship kasi gusto na namin magka-baby, ate Ugi.
06:15Suku, ate Ugi.
06:16Suku, ate Ugi.
06:17Excited na kami!
06:18Huwag ka-baby!
06:19Dadami pa kayo?
06:21Eh ba?
06:22Ayaw mo ba, Dibay?
06:23Hindi naman sa bawal kayong tumami, pero pag-isipan nyo, na?
06:28Pag-isipan nyo.
06:29Pag-isipan na nga po namin.
06:31Pag-isipan nyo ulit.
06:32Mga itandaang beses.
06:34At habang pa'y nag-iisipan nyo, e pahingan muna nalit itong kwentuhan natin ngayon, ha?
06:39O sige, pwede.
06:40Ayan, lock lang kayo dyan. Huwag pa dalos-dalos ha?
06:42Sisimulan ko na.
06:45DIP!
06:51Again.
06:53Weng!
06:54Tony!
06:55Para sa'yo?
06:58Bakit ko naman ako binigyan ng bulaklak?
07:00Nalaman mo lang may sakit ako eh.
07:02Alam mo sana, pagkain na lang din alam mo,
07:04pabulaklak-bulaklak ka pa.
07:06Alam mo, ikaw, sa lahat ng tao naman,
07:08hindi ka marunong mag-appreciate.
07:11Alam mo ba, ang mga babae hindi marunong mag-appreciate?
07:14Kung mapangit.
07:17Kaya, kita dinala ng bulaklak,
07:19kasi nga,
07:21maliligaw ako.
07:23Naku, pwede pa tigil-tigilan mo na nga ako?
07:26Ang aga-aga binibino mo,
07:27alam mo, kuha mo nalang ako ng tubig, dali!
07:29Totoo nga, seryoso!
07:30Kung maliligaw...
07:31Hindi nga, kuha mo ka lang ng tubig doon,
07:32dali, para makinuman ko ng gamot!
07:34Liligawan nga kita!
07:35Liligawan ko, ano nang pinagsasabi nito?
07:37Sana nga lang yung pera mo dito sa bulaklak!
07:40Sana binigyan na lang ako ng pagkain,
07:42gusto ko pa yun.
07:44Ay, naku!
07:46Hello?
07:49Ay!
07:50Hello!
07:51Popoy!
07:52Ay!
07:53Hello!
07:54Hi!
07:55Hindi mo naman sinabi na ngayong kapupunta,
07:56hindi ako nakapaghanda!
07:58Oh!
07:59It's okay.
08:00I wanted to surprise you, eh.
08:01Ay, nasurprise naman ako.
08:02Ah, here, here.
08:03This is for you and si Casey.
08:06Wow!
08:07Para sa amin ako.
08:08Thank you, ah!
08:09Hindi naman kailangan.
08:10And these are for you.
08:11Oh!
08:12Thank you so much!
08:13Oh!
08:14Nag-abala ka pa!
08:15Maraming salamat!
08:16Ay, ay!
08:17Maupo ka!
08:18Maupo ka!
08:19Ah!
08:20Meron kang gusto?
08:21Gusto mo ba ng, ah, juice?
08:22Gusto mo ba ng kape?
08:23Ng tsaa?
08:24Ng tubig?
08:25Ano gusto mo?
08:26Ikaw!
08:27Ako?
08:28Ako ang gusto mo?
08:29Ah!
08:30Ano ako?
08:31I'm sorry, Wang.
08:32I don't wanna beat around the bush but,
08:34you know, ever since college,
08:37I've just been really,
08:39I just never had the courage to,
08:41to tell you.
08:43But now,
08:44I really, I really want you.
08:47I want to court you.
08:49Ah!
08:50Ah!
08:51Hindi ako prepared!
08:52Pwede ba pag-isipan ko muna?
08:54Pag-isipan ko muna,
08:55pag-isipan ko muna yung mga bagay-bagay na ganyan.
08:57At saka, isa pa, may...
08:58May...
08:59May taga!
09:00Ayan!
09:01May taga!
09:02Ayan!
09:03Ang laki lang ng ipin!
09:04Ow!
09:05Birula.
09:06Wayne, birula.
09:07Alam mo, ikaw...
09:12Anak,
09:13meron lang sana akong gusto itanong sa'yo.
09:16Ah,
09:17pero wag kang mabibigla, ah.
09:19What if lang naman?
09:21What if...
09:22Oh my gosh!
09:23Yanagot mo na si Tita Tony?
09:25May boyfriend ka na?
09:26Anong boyfriend?
09:27Anong Tony?
09:28Anong pinagsasabihin mo dyan?
09:29Hindi!
09:30Eh...
09:31Eh...
09:32Eh...
09:33Eh...
09:34Eh kasi diba, matagal-tagal na rin namang wala ang daddy mo.
09:36Eh...
09:37Aniisip ko lang naman, baka...
09:41Tatanong ko lang sana kung okay lang sa'yo na...
09:44...makahanap na ako ng kapalit ang daddy mo.
09:47Hmm...
09:49Of course ma, okay na okay po sa'kin yun.
09:51Basta ba mapapantihan niya yung pagiging funny ni daddy at syempre yung kagwapuhan niya.
09:56Dapat yun ah!
09:58At syempre, dapat napapasaya ka niya.
10:02Pero teka, kung hindi si Tito Tony, eh sino?
10:07Ah!
10:08Weng!
10:09Hmm?
10:10Ang dami sulat doon sa labas, oh.
10:11Ba't di mo kinukuha?
10:13Oh!
10:14Eh, naging mo na lang dyan.
10:15Huh?
10:16Teka muna!
10:18Bakit nakabihis ka?
10:19Abay, syempre!
10:20Dapat nakabihis ako!
10:21Wala nga naman nakahubad!
10:23Not unless!
10:24Gusto mo makita yung, ha, yummy kong body.
10:27Hop!
10:28Sabihin mo!
10:29Aminin mo na!
10:30May pagnanasa ka sa'kin, oh!
10:32Ibibigay ko naman, eh!
10:33Shhh!
10:34Diba tumigil ka na, ha?
10:35Ikaw talaga, alam mo, malalang lumalala yung sakit ko sa'yo eh!
10:38Masama pa rin pa talaga yung pakiramdam ko, tumigil dyan.
10:41Anong ginagawa mo dyan? Masama pala yung pakiramdam mo.
10:44Oo pa nga ngayon? Anong gagugusam mong gawin ko?
10:46Hindi naman ako pwede mag-absent dito.
10:48Ganito na lang, may sorpresa ako para sa'yo.
10:51Hmm!
10:52Ha? Huwag kang, huwag kang gagalaw.
10:54Gusto mo i-close mo yung eyes mo?
10:55Hindi na!
10:56Sige na!
10:57Hindi!
10:58Sige na i-close mo!
10:59Sige na!
11:00Okay!
11:03Close lang!
11:04Nalilang ha! Huwag ka munang mumulat!
11:08Yan!
11:09Okay!
11:10Tcharan!
11:11Okay!
11:12Open!
11:13Oh!
11:14Bakit ang dami na ito?
11:16Lahat mo gawing flower shop tong meet shop ko, ha?
11:19Ikaw talaga, sinasayang mo yung pera mo.
11:21Alam mo, dapat bigay mo na lang yan sa ibang tao, sa ibang babae.
11:24Ito naman!
11:25Yan!
11:26Alam mo, para sa'yo lahat yan.
11:28Ayaw mo kasi maniwalang maliligaw ako sa'yo eh.
11:31Ang ganda-ganda ng mga bulaklak, oh!
11:33Noon, akala ko, isa lang ang darating na bagong pag-ibig.
11:37Dalawa pala sila, at yung isa ay kaibigan ko pa.
11:41Anong gagawin ko, dear Uge?
11:45So wait, what did you just say?
11:48You're courting her?
11:50I thought you guys are friends.
11:53Sandali!
11:55Huwag kang makisali sa usapan namin.
11:57Pakila meron kang tao.
11:59Alam mo, bakit?
12:00Pumayag na ba siyang ligawan mo siya?
12:02Hindi pa naman ah!
12:03Diba?
12:04I'm gonna win her, okay?
12:06So just stay out of my way.
12:07Wang!
12:08Stay out of-
12:09Pwede ba?
12:10Pwede ba?
12:11Dito pa talaga kayo sa meet shop ko nag-aaway.
12:13Huwag na nga kayo mag-aaway kasi tako masama yung pakiramdam ko.
12:16Pwede ba?
12:17Gato na lang ha?
12:18Sige na, pumapayag na ako.
12:20Dalawa na kayong maligaw sakin.
12:21Sige na!
12:22Sabay!
12:23O, narinig mo?
12:25Made the best man!
12:27Sige.
12:28Made the best man what?
12:29Win!
12:30Dapat ba win?
12:32Ha?
12:33Ay, ako!
12:34Kain mo na kayo!
12:36Ma!
12:37O!
12:38Ma, una na po ko.
12:39O sige.
12:40Ay, tindan-sindari!
12:41Asan na yun?
12:42Ayun!
12:43Yung baon mo, yung allowance mo!
12:46Thank you po!
12:47Thank you po!
12:48Teka, teka!
12:49Ito, ito, ito!
12:50Mmm!
12:51Ah!
12:52Ito, ito ha!
12:53Tagong mo yan!
12:54Thank you po mas!
12:55Ito na lang!
12:56Here!
12:57There!
12:58Oy!
12:59Thanks po, Tito Popoy!
13:00No worries!
13:01No worries!
13:02Bakakaya naman ako, wag na!
13:03Ah!
13:04Sandali!
13:05Casey!
13:06Dagdag mo na to!
13:07Baka...
13:08Wow!
13:09...pulangin kasi yung...
13:10Pera mo eh!
13:11Thanks!
13:12Thanks po, Tito Tony!
13:13Sige po!
13:14Ah!
13:15Wait, wait, wait, wait!
13:16Here ah!
13:17You know, in case you want to go mag-shopping later,
13:20here's ah!
13:21For you ah!
13:22For your friends ah!
13:23Credit card!
13:24Thanks po, Tito Popoy!
13:26Salamat po!
13:27Tito Tony!
13:28Mauna lang ako!
13:29Casey sandali!
13:30Ah!
13:31Ito!
13:32Babasahin!
13:33Para hindi mawala yung pera mo!
13:35Prayers!
13:36Bah!
13:37Ah!
13:42Ah!
13:43Marunong po ba talaga kayo nyan?
13:45Shhh!
13:46May iloy!
13:47Hindi naman ako nakikisuyo na nga lang tayo eh!
13:49Mahihira ka naman!
13:50Antayin lang natin!
13:51Matatapos na rin niya mas!
13:55Okay na?
13:56Okay!
13:58Sige, let's try it!
14:00Ah!
14:01Ah!
14:02Ah!
14:03Ah!
14:04I thought I fixed the lake!
14:05Ah!
14:06Ah!
14:07Ah!
14:08Wala naman palang kabagay-bagay ang sira nito eh!
14:11Buti nalang tinext mo ko, Casey!
14:13Kung hindi eh, naku baka kung ano na nangyahan sa inyo dito!
14:17Ah!
14:18Tapos na?
14:19Tapos na!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:22Ah!
14:23Oh!
14:24Ready?
14:25One!
14:26Two!
14:27Tada!
14:28Ah!
14:29Wow!
14:30Yay!
14:31Yes!
14:32Yan Tito Tony ko!
14:33Oh diba?
14:34Ay!
14:35Patayin muna!
14:36Sarado muna!
14:37Sayang ang tubig!
14:38Ay!
14:39Ah!
14:40Ah!
14:41Oh!
14:42Ganda!
14:43Alam mo dahil dyan kahit masama yung pakiramdam ko!
14:44Alig ka dali!
14:45Magberianda tayo!
14:46Dali ka dali!
14:47Magberianda tayo!
14:48Okay!
14:49Alig ka na!
14:50Alig ka na!
14:51Oh!
14:52Ano?
14:53Sasama ka?
14:54Diyan ka lang!
14:55Yeah!
14:56You clean the mess and then you wash the dishes!
14:58Okay?
14:59Hahaha!
15:08Kusino kaya ang mananaanay?
15:10Diyan ka!
15:11Look!
15:12Nakikita ko!
15:13Oo!
15:14Sige!
15:15It's so bagay!
15:16Yes!
15:17You're right!
15:18I think it's so bagay!
15:19Yes!
15:20But do you know how to do it properly?
15:22Hindi naman pa pwedeng ganyan lang kayo!
15:24Kailangan marunong kayo magtrabaho talaga!
15:25Of course!
15:26You're okay!
15:27Of course!
15:28We know it!
15:29Itulongan na nga natin ito!
15:30Itulongan na nga natin ito!
15:31Ikaw!
15:32Ting-ting-ting-ting!
15:33Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
15:34Purograp sir!
15:35No!
15:36This is Alden Richards!
15:37How can I help you for living?
15:38What?
15:39Alden...
15:40Yatang nakailangan ng tulong?
15:41Oh!
15:42Alden Richards!
15:43You're not Alden Richards!
15:44You're a liar!
15:45Call the supervisor!
15:46I will talk to him!
15:47He's a liar!
15:48Hey!
15:49You!
15:50Look at your face!
15:51You!
15:52You're so...
15:53Ang yabang mo ha!
15:54Gigigil lang ako sa'yo ha!
15:55Ikaw!
15:56You long face!
15:57You're ugly!
15:58Diba practice lang?
15:59Ba't naman personal ka?
16:00Sige lang yun yun.
16:01Hey!
16:02Ayusin nyo yung trabaho!
16:03You have right for your main size!
16:04Stop fighting!
16:06Excuse me lang, sandalian.
16:08Nagpa-practice lang tayo.
16:09Bakit lagi kayong galit?
16:11Pag call center, galit?
16:12Pati ikaw...
16:13O sige, kunyari, merong na galit.
16:16Dapat maganda pa rin yung pakikipag-usap nyo, diba?
16:19O tayo naman mag-practice, kunyari.
16:21Ako naman kunyari yung kliyenteng galit, ha?
16:24O sige, o ayan.
16:25Sir, eto ba telepono?
16:26Oo, sige.
16:27Kunyari tatawag na ako, o ayan, nagri-ring na.
16:30Ate, okay, ito yung ring eh.
16:31Oo, sige.
16:32Kunyari nagri-ring, ako na magri-ring.
16:33Oo, eto ang ring.
16:34Tee!
16:35Tee!
16:36Hello!
16:37Hello!
16:38Thank you for calling.
16:39Is there anything else?
16:40How can I help you?
16:41I am not happy with your service!
16:44At all!
16:45Hello?
16:46When are you going to help me?
16:47Okay, thank you!
16:49B-b-bib, mali, dapat, ano yun?
16:51K, thanks, bye, noted!
16:54Ah, okay.
16:55Okay, thanks, bye!
16:57Noted!
16:58Thank you for calling.
16:59Goodbye!
17:00Noted!
17:01It's just a small thing, right?
17:02Sandali lang.
17:03Ah, sa palagay ko talaga eh, hindi kayo bagay.
17:04Oo, hindi kayo bagay dun sa trabaho.
17:06At saka...
17:07Kaya nga hindi, huwag na kayong mag-anak.
17:09Parang awan nyo na, huwag na kayong magparami.
17:11Huwag!
17:12Hindi kayo bagay.
17:13Oo, hindi kayo bagay.
17:14Oo, hindi kayo bagay dun sa trabaho.
17:16At saka...
17:17Kaya nga hindi, huwag na kayong mag-anak.
17:20Parang awan nyo na, huwag na kayong magparami.
17:22Parang awan nyo na.
17:23Huwag na kayong magparami.
17:24Huwag!
17:25Hindi kayo bagay.
17:26Oo, ayun na naman kayo.
17:27Oo.
17:28Ah, pakinggan na lang natin to.
17:29Pakinggan na lang natin to.
17:30Pakinggan na lang natin to.
17:31Ituloy natin.
17:32Ituloy natin.
17:33Ituloy natin.
17:34Ituloy natin.
17:35Weng.
17:36Ito na yung gabang mo, ha?
17:38Tapos magpahinga ka na, ha?
17:40Pauwiin ko na to.
17:42Kasi...
17:43Nagkakasakit ka dahil dito, eh.
17:46Hmm.
17:47Bakit ako?
17:48Ako?
17:49Anong bakit ako?
17:50Ikaw naman talaga, eh.
17:51Kung bakit singit ka na singit sa mga diskart ko?
17:53Para kang sasakyan na singit ng singit.
17:55Shhh!
17:56Ano ka ba?
17:57Oh!
17:58Klawipal!
17:59Ikaw naman talaga, eh!
18:00Oh!
18:01Shhh!
18:02Pwede ba?
18:03Pwede ba?
18:04Tumigil na nga kayong dalawa!
18:06Alam nyo,
18:07kaya ako nagkakaganit to.
18:09Hindi naman dahil sa inyong dalawa, eh.
18:10Dahil dito.
18:13Yan.
18:14Oh!
18:15Sa inyo.
18:18Kasi nga, merong itatay yung condo dun malapit sa meat shop.
18:22Kaya maraming establishments dun ang pilit nilang binibili.
18:25Eh, isa na dun yung shop namin.
18:26Gusto nilang bilin.
18:28Ay...
18:29So, anong plan mo?
18:31Are you gonna sell the shop, or?
18:33Hindi, no!
18:34Ako, yun na lang ang kinabubuhay namin dalawa ni Casey.
18:37Tsaka isa pa, yung shop na yun, tinayaw namin dalawang mag-asawa.
18:40Hindi ko ba sa pakakawalan yun.
18:42Hindi.
18:44Pwede ba kayong dalawa?
18:45Pwede ba umuwi na kayo, ha?
18:46Gusto ko na talaga magpahinga.
18:47Akin yan.
18:49Sige.
18:50Sige.
18:51Inumin mo na itong mga gamot mo, tapos bibili na rin ako nung ibang mga kailangan mong gamot.
18:55Ha?
18:56Sige.
18:57It's okay. I'll be the one to buy.
18:58Oh!
18:59Ayaw ka na naman eh!
19:00Nauna ka na naman sa discarding ko eh!
19:01Umu-overtake ka na naman!
19:02Pambira ka naman talaga!
19:03Eh, naman din kayong talagang dalawa eh!
19:05Pwede ba?
19:06Dalawa na lang kayong bumili, ha?
19:08Tapos, dalhin nyo dito sa magkaibang schedule para hindi na kayong magkita.
19:11Ano?
19:12Ikaw, Tony, MWF.
19:14Ikaw naman, TTHS.
19:16Okay?
19:17Yun na yun.
19:18Weng.
19:19Sandali lang naman.
19:20Hmm.
19:21Bakit gano'n?
19:22Parang unfair naman yata yun.
19:23Bakit sa kanya, TTHS?
19:25Apat?
19:26Ako, MWF lang, tatlo lang?
19:29Ha?
19:30Ano ba yan?
19:31Tanga.
19:32Anong tanga?!
19:34Weng, baka pwedeng gawin mo sa aking MWF?
19:37MWFF.
19:38Ano, ano?
19:39Anong MWFF?
19:42Aha!
19:43Ikaw ang tanga.
19:44Hahaha!
19:45Hindi mo alam!
19:46MWFF.
19:47Monday.
19:50Wednesday.
19:52Friday.
19:54Until...
19:55Forever.
19:57Hmm!
19:59Ano ba ito?
20:00Ano ba ito?
20:01Ayan o.
20:02Kumain ka.
20:03Pinagluto kita ng...
20:04Tinola.
20:05Tinola.
20:06O diba?
20:07Sarap yan.
20:08Sigurado ka masarap yan?
20:09Nako naman o.
20:10Hindi mo na itatanong.
20:11Ang tinola, ang pinakamasarap na luto ng manok tumisabaho.
20:16Hmm.
20:17Kasi ang sangkap niyan, katulad ng papaya, malunggay, luya.
20:21Nako!
20:22Sa sangkap pala niyan, mapapawaw ka na sa sarap!
20:27Hmm.
20:28Gagaling ako dyan?
20:29Eh hindi ka lang gagaling dyan.
20:30Ano?
20:31Talagang todo galing ka dyan.
20:32O sige na.
20:33Kumain ka na para lumakas ka para hindi ka magintamal.
20:35Sige na sige na.
20:36Opo na ko.
20:37Ang daming mo nang sinabi.
20:38Opo na.
20:39Opo na.
20:40Ikot kang sabaw.
20:41Ang sarap.
20:42Ito na.
20:43Ito na.
20:44Masarap.
20:45Diba?
20:46Hmm?
20:47O diba?
20:49Masarap nga.
20:50Masarap diba?
20:51Sandali lang.
20:52Wala bang kanin?
20:53Ay ma, wait.
20:54Ito na po yung kanin.
20:55Walang kanin?
20:56Ito na.
20:57Ayan.
20:58Ang kanin.
20:59Ang sarap.
21:00Ang sarap.
21:01Sobra.
21:02Ganon ka lang.
21:03Ano ba itong konti naman ang kanin mo?
21:04Pero sige salamat ha.
21:05Sige.
21:06Ang sarap diba?
21:07Ang sarap.
21:08Hindi kain ka lang.
21:09Ang sarap ha.
21:10Congrats to Tony.
21:11Hindi mo lang pa kain mo si mami.
21:12Wala kayang gana kumain yan.
21:14Yes!
21:15Hmm.
21:16Nakakuntos.
21:17Dumating nga ang araw ng dalaw ni Popoy.
21:19Ay, teka.
21:20Parang may mali sa sinabi ko.
21:22Walang dalaw si Popoy.
21:24Siya ang dumalaw sa bahay, dear Uge.
21:26Oras naman para makita ko ang paraan niya ng panliligaw.
21:30So, how's the shop going?
21:33You know, if it were up to me, I would say you should sell your shop.
21:40You know, I'll take care of you.
21:42You and Casey.
21:43Um, alam mo, bago muna ibigay ang lahat.
21:47Baka gusto mong ibigay muna yung kamay ko.
21:51Ayan o.
21:52Parang inangkin mo na siya eh.
21:54Mabuti naman.
21:56Medyo um-okay ka na yung pakiramdam mo.
21:59Alam mo, namiss ko dito yung pagbili ng baboy, manok.
22:05Hmm.
22:06Yung mga baka, ganyan.
22:07Pero ang pinaka namimiss ko talaga eh yung pata mo.
22:11Hmm.
22:12Ibig sabihin pata, yung patamis na patamis mong smile.
22:18Alam mo, ikaw.
22:20Talagang puro kakalukohan, no?
22:22Baka mama yung mabinat na naman ako eh.
22:24Ikaw talaga puro kakalukohan.
22:26Um, madam.
22:28Ako nga pala si Edna din makalma.
22:31Pagbibigay ko lang mo itong sulat sa inyo.
22:37Maid!
22:38Ha?
22:39Pibigay ko lang po sa alam mo itong sulat sa inyo.
22:43Ah!
22:44Sa'yo pala!
22:46Sa'yo nagagaling itong sulat na to!
22:48Ikaw! Ikaw! Ikaw!
22:49Uy!
22:50Madam, wag ko kayong sumigaw.
22:52Trabaho lang.
22:54Madam, para sa ekonomiya ang development na ginagawa dito sa lugar ninyo.
23:00Kaya sana naman, madam, pumayag na kayo ibenta itong tindahan ninyo.
23:04Anong pangalan mo?
23:05Edna Dimacalma, madam.
23:07Edna!
23:08Edna!
23:09Ah!
23:10Excuse me po.
23:11Hindi po binibenta ang tindahan na ito.
23:14Opo.
23:15Kaya mga kasama, makibaka tayo!
23:19Makibaka!
23:21Wag ibenta!
23:23Diba?
23:24Makibaka!
23:25Wag ibenta!
23:27Anong problema mo, ha?
23:29Anong problema mo?
23:30Anong problema?
23:31Wala akong problema!
23:32Eh, sigaw ka ng sigaw na makibaka!
23:35Sa akin ka nakatingin!
23:37Alam mo, para hindi na magkagulo, para hindi na makaaway-away, sige na!
23:41Ibibenta ko na itong meat shop!
23:42Tutala mo na, papagod na ako! Ayoko na! Sige na, ibibenta ko na!
23:44Ano?
23:48Aywang.
23:51Sir po, boy?
23:52Ay, sir.
23:53Dito po pala kayo.
23:54Sir, dahil po yata sa inyo, kaya pumayag si Momwin na ibenta ang tindahan niya.
23:58Wala na tayong problema, sir!
24:00Isa, isa!
24:01Sandali!
24:02Wala na tayong problema!
24:04Tayo, ibig sabihin kayo!
24:06Wala na kayong problema!
24:07Baka!
24:08Magkakalala kayong dalawa!
24:09Ano?
24:10Ano?
24:11Ah!
24:12Sabi ko na nga ba eh!
24:13May relasyon kayong dalawa!
24:14Ha?
24:15May relasyon kayo!
24:16Hindi pa man!
24:17Brant!
24:18Nangangaliwa ka na!
24:19No, no, no, no!
24:20It's because...
24:22I'm the contractor of this building.
24:25Ayun!
24:26Ha?
24:27Kaya kayong magkakilala kasi ikaw yung contractor na itatay yung kondo dito?
24:31Ganon?
24:43Kaya naman pala?
24:44Kaya naman pala?
24:45Sobra-sobra pag-a-advise mo sa akin na ibenta ko itong midjap
24:48kasi may kinalaman ka pala dun sa project na yun?
24:50Naku, ikaw talaga Tridor ka!
24:52Naku!
24:53Ikaw talaga Tridor ka!
24:54Tor!
24:55Actually...
24:56Wait, wait.
24:57You know...
24:59When I was contractor of this building,
25:01I didn't know that you owned the meat shop.
25:03Oo eh, bakit di po sinabi eh?
25:05When I found out you owned the meat shop,
25:07it was so hard, I wanted to tell you.
25:09Ha!
25:10Alam mo Brad,
25:11yung ginawa mo,
25:13napakasimple lang nun eh.
25:15May pagkakataon ka para sabihin yun,
25:17pero hindi mo ginawa!
25:18Hey, hey, hey!
25:19You don't talk.
25:20Okay!
25:21Pa!
25:22Eh, nagdahid sa ganon?
25:23Naku eh, dahid sa Tridor ka?
25:24Hindi na!
25:25Hindi na lang!
25:26Binabawi ko na yung sinasabi ko sa'yo!
25:27Hindi ko na ibibenda itong midjap!
25:28Hindi!
25:29This is mine!
25:30Slingshot!
25:31Tridor!
25:32Slingshot!
25:33Slingshot!
25:34Tridor!
25:35Slingshot!
25:36Tridor!
25:37Slingshot!
25:38Anong sinasabi?
25:39Linterador pala yun.
25:40Ay naku!
25:41Hindi na!
25:42Pwede ba umalis ka na ha?
25:43Ayoko naman kita yung pag bumukha mo!
25:45Galit ako!
25:46Tuwang-tuwa si Tony dahil nasasolo na niya ang panliligaw sa'kin.
25:50Well, hindi ko na rin naman inaasahang.
25:52Itutuloy pa ni Popo yung panliligaw niya matapos ang lahat.
25:56For you.
25:58Wow!
25:59Tsitsarang bulaklak!
26:01Oh my gosh!
26:04Eh kumigawa nito?
26:06Sinit pa?
26:07Ano naman?
26:08Masarap yan.
26:09Masarap?
26:10Alam mo naman ako.
26:11Ang maalap pinatatamis ko.
26:13At ang maitim, pinapuputi ko.
26:16Oo, ganyan ako.
26:18At mga dumadating, pinakaalis ko!
26:20Anong ginagawa mo dito?
26:24Ano, pumunta ka ba dito para pilitin na naman akong ibenta yung shop ko?
26:27Hindi!
26:28Hindi mangyayari yun!
26:29Actually, that's not where I was.
26:32Um...
26:33In fact, I just wanted to tell you that I resigned as my job as a condo contractor.
26:39I...
26:40I did it all for you.
26:43I will turn your salty sweep and I will change your black to white.
26:50Naka!
26:53Inulit mo lang yung sinabi ko.
26:54In English mo lang, brad eh!
26:57Tingin ka dito.
26:58Tingin po kayo.
26:59And we're here now.
27:00Where...
27:01Nandito po kami sa Tirugi store.
27:03Hi, oh! Andon tayo!
27:05Hi!
27:06Hi!
27:07Hi!
27:08Hi!
27:09Hi!
27:10Hi!
27:11Hi!
27:12Dito kami!
27:13Yes!
27:14Hi!
27:15Okay!
27:16May nanood dyan.
27:17Opo, ang dami pong biso.
27:18Yes!
27:19Of course!
27:20There's a lot of...
27:21...tao there!
27:22There!
27:23Ate Uge, daspan natin yan eh.
27:24Kaya nga eh, ba't pinakailaman ninyo?
27:25Ginawa nyo yung selfie stick yan.
27:26Eh, hinirap na po namin.
27:27Ibalik nyo sa likod ha?
27:28Apo, ibabalik po namin yan.
27:29Kaya naman ito pinakakabalanan ninyo?
27:30Kamusta na yung pagiging call center?
27:32Wala na!
27:33Ay, naku Dirugi!
27:34Ang hirap pala nun!
27:35Oo!
27:36Sabi ko naman sa inyo hindi bagay eh.
27:37Pero ito po, iba yung gagawin namin.
27:38Meron na kaming video channel.
27:40Opo, kasi...
27:41Dirugi, malaki yung kita.
27:43O, talaga!
27:44Opo, ayun o.
27:45Ang daming views o.
27:46Dirugi!
27:47Sikap na sikap na kami!
27:48Ang daming nagre-request ng...
27:51Hashtag!
27:52Marcos Love Field!
27:54Ano bang nare-request nila sa inyo?
27:57Of course, Dirugi yung aming mga travel.
27:59Mga travel po namin.
28:00Yes!
28:01Yes!
28:02Babe, remember our first date?
28:03Our getting to know each other right there?
28:05Yes, of course!
28:06I remember that always.
28:07What place?
28:08Um...
28:09Isawan in Kanto.
28:10Yes!
28:11Hashtag!
28:12First date!
28:13Yes!
28:14And babe, you remember that I went to Kanto there and Escanita, right?
28:17Yes, yes!
28:18When we were there, right?
28:19That was...
28:20There was...
28:21Yun yung una kiss datin!
28:22Yes!
28:23And I remember!
28:25Naalala ko babe!
28:26Oh, no yun yun babe.
28:27There's...
28:28There's...
28:29There's the...
28:30Forever!
28:31Yes!
28:32There's the forever work ko na yun!
28:33Thank you!
28:34Thank you!
28:35Thank you!
28:36Thank you!
28:37Thank you!
28:38Okay!
28:39We're so...
28:40We're so...
28:41Oh!
28:42Oh!
28:43I love it!
28:44Alam mo ma, simple lang naman eh.
28:46Pinapahirapan mo lang yung sarili mo.
28:48Isipin mo, yung timbang na yan.
28:50Isipin mo kung sinong mas matimbang sa'yo.
28:53Eh, kung ako tatanungin mo, magiging bias ako.
28:56Kay tito Tony ako.
28:57Eh, oo naman.
28:58Halatang halata naman na si Tony talaga ang gusto mo.
29:01Eh, pero kasi diba Casey, sinabi mo sa akin, piliin ko yung medyo malapit sa daddy mo.
29:07Eh, paano nga?
29:08Si Tony, funny lang.
29:11Tapos si Popoy, yummy lang.
29:13Eh, yung daddy mo, pareho, yummy at saka funny.
29:17Ay, pa-funny, yun ang nagagawin ko.
29:19Paano na?
29:20Hindi ko na alam.
29:22Naihilo na ako.
29:35Magandang-magandang araw po. Magandang araw po. Magandang araw.
29:38Ako si Inspector Malinis. Malinis.
29:42Inspector Malinis.
29:43Inspector Malinis.
29:44Inspector Malinis Malinis.
29:45Ano pong kailangan ninyo? Bakit kayo nandito sa aming meets?
29:48Ay, nandito kami para i-inspectament kung malinis ang inyong mga tindang meet.
29:55Ah, oo.
29:56Ah, may ano?
29:57May ano?
29:58May ano?
29:59Ano pong nakikita nyo?
30:00Yung parang itim.
30:01May itim!
30:02Ibig sabihin ay medyo kainahinal ang inyong mga tinitindang mga meet.
30:09Kailangan namin ah...
30:11Ah!
30:12Ay!
30:13Pakidindong yun ah!
30:14Bindong!
30:15Bindong!
30:16Kasa si Dindong!
30:17Kasa si Dindong!
30:18Kasa si Dindong!
30:19Nandyan! Nandyan!
30:20Nakita ko!
30:21Pakita ko si Dindong!
30:22Ay!
30:23Ay!
30:24Si Dindong!
30:25Hindi pala.
30:26Sorry, sorry.
30:27May pala si Dindong.
30:28Wala mo kasi ang mata ko.
30:30Tidaklan ko.
30:31Sandali gusan yung experience yun yung mga...
30:32Huwag pala namin inexpercione ng ngayong mga pindang.
30:33Pero meron na kaming permit!
30:34Kaya mo ah!
30:35At pero meron na kaming permit e!
30:37Alam!
30:38Alam ko, alam ko!
30:39Ah kami ay ah!
30:42Padala ng ah!
30:43World Organization na!
30:45World, ah!
30:46Ah!
30:47Si Andre!
30:49Andre!
30:49Andre!
30:50Andre!
30:51Andre!
30:52Andre!
30:53Andre!
30:54Andre!
30:55Andre!
30:56Andre!
30:57After a few days of thinking, finally, I decided to decide, dear Uge, I'm going to choose from the two of them.
31:05Popoy, I want to thank you, because if not because of you, we didn't have a meeting with our meet shop.
31:14Then, we decided to go to work, so thank you.
31:20Tony, thank you, because you're going to stay there if you need us.
31:27Then, you'll always laugh, you'll always be happy.
31:32You'll be special with me, but I can choose one of you.
31:39And what I'm going to choose is...
31:44The one I'm going to choose is...
31:49Popoy!
31:53Yes!
31:54Ah!
31:55Ah!
31:56Ah!
31:57Ah!
31:59Ang pipiliin ko ay si...
32:04Popoy!
32:06Yes!
32:07Ah!
32:08Ah!
32:09Yes!
32:10I knew it!
32:11I had a feeling that you were going to pick me.
32:12Ah!
32:13Ah!
32:14I promise you, I promise you, I will show you my love.
32:17I will give you the moon, the stars, everything you want.
32:21Really?
32:22Oh!
32:23Nako!
32:24Luma!
32:26Moon, stars!
32:27Ano yun?
32:28Baduy!
32:29Tol, hindi ganon.
32:30Dapat ibigay mo galaxy o kaya comets.
32:33Ganon!
32:34Yun ang bago ngayon.
32:35Isama mo na rin yung astronaut!
32:37Ganon!
32:38Katalakas ang boses mo!
32:40Shhh!
32:41Ay!
32:42Okay ka lang?
32:44Ha?
32:45Okay ka?
32:46Ako?
32:47Oo!
32:48Oo!
32:49Oo!
32:50Oo!
32:51Oo!
32:52Oo!
32:53Sorry ah!
32:54Wala yun, Weng.
32:57Alam ko naman kasi nung una pa lang na talagang kaibigan lang yung turing mo sakin eh.
33:04And ah, sa looks pa lang, wala nang, wala na akong panahon.
33:11Wala na akong panama sa kanya.
33:14Ah, okay lang.
33:17Masaya naman ako talagang ganon eh.
33:21Tsaka, pinilit lang ako nung anak mo naligawang ito eh.
33:25Hindi naman talaga kaya type eh.
33:27Ganon!
33:28Ito ko ikaw talaga!
33:30Ma!
33:31Hindi, pero talaga ah.
33:32Thank you ah.
33:33Sa pag iintindi mo.
33:36Sa lahat.
33:37Maraming salamat ah.
33:39Mmmmm.
33:40Eh, eh, eh, eh.
33:41Taka, taka.
33:42Excuse me.
33:43Bakit?
33:44Eh, excuse me.
33:45Excuse me.
33:47Excuse me.
33:49You chose me, right?
33:51Don't I deserve a hug?
33:53Hug?
33:55But...
33:57Hey.
33:59Okay, okay.
34:01That's enough.
34:03Chie.
34:05Huwela?
34:07Kaya?
34:09Kaya ko to?
34:11Okay?
34:13Kaya ko to? Oo.
34:15Lakas. You're so strong.
34:17Strongy!
34:23Loyal viewers, kasama natin ngayon sa Uge Variety Store.
34:27Ayan sila, this lovely family.
34:29Hello! Welcome!
34:31Hello!
34:33Atin ito naman si Popeye, si Casey.
34:35Hello!
34:37Such a lovely daughter, just like you.
34:39Oh, ang saya-saya naman ang love story ninyo.
34:41Ah, ah, ah.
34:43Okay, meron lang akong correction ah.
34:45Correction bakit?
34:47Oh, oh.
34:48Malibang pangalan?
34:49Ay, nini, nini, tama, tama, tama naman.
34:51Ito ito, tama naman talaga, talaga naman.
34:53Hihi.
34:55Ay, yummy naman talaga.
34:56Ay, sorry ah.
34:57Natutuwa lang talaga ako.
34:59Alam mo, minsan lang kasi may dumalating ditong kaaya-ayang insura.
35:01May makakasama ko kasi talaga, lahat talaga yaki. Ay, yaki.
35:04Ayaky ayaky, ayaky!
35:05Hindi basta yamin.
35:06Ayun na sinasabi ka. Patensya na.
35:07Hindi yun na nga,
35:08ayun.
35:08Oo nga magkasama kami dalawa.
35:10Magkasama ka maganda.
35:11Pero hindi na kami magkasama.
35:13Ibig sabihin,
35:15magkahiwalay na kami.
35:17Ha?
35:18Bakit?
35:19It's actually,
35:20it's actually a long story,
35:21but uh...
35:22Hindi sige.
35:23I'm ready naman akong makilinip.
35:24We just decided that it's better off...
35:25Ganyan ka natin?
35:27It's better off that we're just friends.
35:28Oo, friends naman kami.
35:30Okay nga po sabi ko eh,
35:32mommy,
35:33Dapat si Tito Tony na lang po yung sinagot niya.
35:35Si Tony.
35:36Wala naman si Tony.
35:39Sorry.
35:39Joke lang, joke lang po.
35:40Hindi.
35:41Pero yun na nga.
35:42Masaya naman kami kahit na hindi kami nagkatuluyan.
35:45Oo.
35:45Ayun nga.
35:46Ayun naman ang pinaka-importante.
35:49Kung saan ka masaya.
35:50Masaya ka.
35:51Yes.
35:51Masaya ka.
35:52Masaya.
35:53Masaya ka.
35:54O, are you okay na?
35:55Masaya kaming lahat dito sa Diruget.
35:57And thank you for sharing your love story or your friendship story.
36:01Basta masaya.
36:01At dito sa Diruget, Wings Sunday ay laging masaya.
36:05Bye!
36:07Bye!
36:09Uy, thank you.
36:10Na-intrigan naman ako doon.
36:12Bakit biglang hindi nga na-explain nyo nga masaya kayo.
36:15Pero ayaw mo na bang, you know, to open up, mag-entertain ng ibang manliligaw.
36:23Alam mo yun?
36:24Ano bang meron?
36:25Hindi ko alam talaga.
36:26Kasi parang meron akong hinahanap.
36:28Hindi ko alam kung ano.
36:29Pero parang meron eh.
36:31Talaga?
36:32Ano ba ito yan?
36:33Ako bang hinahanap mo?
36:36Ay, sa-
36:37Ikaw!
36:39Ikaw si Tony!
36:41Tony.
36:42Ay, pa-personal pala.
36:45Ikaw ay-
36:46Ano?
36:47Fanny.
36:48Fanny.
36:48Wala pa nga ang nangyayari, Fanny na agad.
36:51Alam.
36:52Masa-sangyayin.
36:52Fanny, kailangan siya.
36:54Alam.
36:54Alam.
36:54Alam.
36:55Siya nga pala.
36:57Sige.
36:58Baka gusto mo eh.
36:59Diyan pa na.
37:01Weng.
37:01Baka naman ngayon may po-weng na ako sa puso mo.
37:05Woohoo!
37:07Sige nga pala, Weng, siya ito.
37:10Ayaw!
37:12Thank you very much.
37:13Alokin!
37:14Hindi, hindi lang yan, Weng.
37:16Weng.
37:17Weng.
37:19Oh!
37:19Oh!
37:20Oh!
37:24Baka, pwedeng isan lang.
37:27Walang-wala ako ngayon.
37:28Ika na pangyay.
37:30Parami pala talaga.
37:31Ay, pa to?
37:31Hindi, sa'yo yan.
37:32Ay!
37:35Ay!
37:38Ay!
37:38Ay!
37:38So, congratulations.
37:41Oh!
37:44Ika na pangyay.
37:45Oh!
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