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After A One-Night Stand With A Powerful Man, My Best Friend Schemes To Steal My Identity
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00:00The watch that my parents gave me, I lost it because I got hammered on the job and...
00:03You slept with someone, didn't you?
00:06Yeah, it's all my fault.
00:08And the guy has to have it, but I don't even remember what he looks like.
00:11Do you think he'll remember you?
00:14It's just such a disaster, I don't even know where to start looking for it.
00:21Poor thing.
00:23You should go home, okay?
00:24Be with your family.
00:25And give up trying to find the one thing that my mom left me.
00:29How are you supposed to find a man whose face you can't remember?
00:33Anna, I think everything is telling you that this city just isn't for you.
00:43Thank you, Mia.
00:45Thank you for everything.
00:51Yes.
00:53Leave, Annabelle, so that Harper can be my one-night stand.
00:58And thank you for everything.
01:06Hi, honey.
01:08Hi.
01:09Sorry you missed your call.
01:11How was your first day in L.A.?
01:13Having fun?
01:14Daddy, I, um...
01:18Anna?
01:20Honey?
01:20I'm gonna find it.
01:24No matter what.
01:28It was good.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Daddy, I know I just got to L.A., but...
01:35I'm gonna find what I'm looking for.
01:37No matter what.
01:38Let's find a job first.
01:50Look for the watch.
01:55Um, that's why I would love to work at your center's kitchen.
02:00Do all you country folks dress like this to interviews?
02:10Excuse me?
02:11I mean, do you even have a degree in nutrition science?
02:14That wasn't in your recruitment requirements.
02:17This kitchen feeds professional athletes, not overweight, redneck burger lovers.
02:23Did you just insult my people as overweight, redneck burger lovers?
02:29Listen, honey.
02:30This is California.
02:31Here we take care of our bodies.
02:33Why don't you go back to your farm and your McDonald's?
02:36What do you know about my home?
02:39I have been feeding my dad and brothers as they work on the ranch for decades.
02:44I'm proud to be a Texan, and I eat whatever I darn well please.
02:48Damn.
02:50You go, girl.
02:50Wait, aren't you?
03:01Aren't you?
03:03Aren't you the girl who caught that football?
03:13Sorry, boss.
03:14I was just asking this woman to leave.
03:17I can walk myself out.
03:20For the record, my best friend won a major tennis championship last year in Dallas.
03:29And you know who cooked for him for every match?
03:32This girl right here.
03:34And I could call you a whole lot of names right now, but my daddy taught me not to curse.
03:38So you have a very nice day, sir.
03:40Whoa, whoa.
03:40Hold on there, Tiger.
03:43Ian, I think we should hire her.
03:44What?
03:46Hire this peasant?
03:49Hey, I'm from a ranch in Missouri.
03:52You think I should get thrown out here as well as Miss...
03:55Belle.
03:56Anna.
03:57Belle.
03:58No.
03:58As well as Miss Belle here?
04:02I'm sorry, Harp.
04:03I didn't mean that.
04:05I think she's perfect for the role.
04:06She's got a great work ethic, I can tell.
04:09And she's very passionate about food.
04:11So...
04:12Do you have any objections to that?
04:14No.
04:22Hey, I'm...
04:24I'm sorry about that.
04:25Is everything okay?
04:27Yes.
04:28Yes.
04:29Sorry.
04:29I just never thought I'd be standing so close to such a great NFL player.
04:35Um...
04:36Did we meet again after that whole football encounter?
04:47I don't think so.
04:49I think I'd remember you, sir.
04:51Well, um...
04:53It's a pleasure meeting you, Miss Belle.
04:55In Texas.
04:57Pleasure's all mine, Mr. Harper Edwards from Missouri.
05:05Well, um...
05:06I should get going, but...
05:08Glad to have you on board.
05:09Thank you so much for this opportunity.
05:11I will not let you down, sir.
05:14Good.
05:26what...
05:27What's your name?
05:31You don't remember me, Mr. Edwards?
05:35Clearly not.
05:36Should I?
05:37I'm Melanie. Perhaps this? Gloramindale. Gloramindale.
05:51Okay, alright, you need to keep your hands to yourself, Miss Melanie.
05:57Uh, you really can't recall a thing, Mr. Edwards?
06:03My feelings are hurt. Look, I don't drink and I was forced drunk and it was horrible.
06:12Have you happened to find a watch by any chance? It's a family heirloom.
06:20You mean this watch?
06:23Yes, thank you, Mr. Edwards.
06:28Okay, listen, I am going to write you a check for one million dollars for that night.
06:38Mr. Edwards, you took my first time. Are you really going to dismiss me like a prostitute?
06:46Okay, you know what? Name your price. I've got plenty of property in Malibu. It's a great neighborhood.
06:53You'll love it.
06:55I don't want your houses or your money. I want to be your girlfriend.
07:05That's incredibly bold of you. I'm sorry. I don't have any feelings for you. There's nothing going on between us.
07:16Think about it, sir. With me by your side. The media won't ask you any more dating questions.
07:24Don't you want to live a drama-free life where you can just focus on football?
07:32Fine. But I have some conditions.
07:53You can be my girlfriend in public for the press only.
08:02However, don't expect me to fall in love with you. Ever.
08:09Never.
08:16Never.
08:30Ever.
08:35Hmm. That's so strange. I've tried calling Mia three times a day to tell her about my
08:48new job, but she's not picking up.
08:51You got a new job?
08:52Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm working at EnerGyne's kitchen.
08:55EnerGyne?
08:56The hot billionaire quarterback? He's also a really nice guy.
09:02Ah! Shut up! Tell me, girl. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is Harper AdWords in real life?
09:12Deep blue eyes. 12.
09:16Chiseled jaw. 12.
09:18Ah, this handshake. It was like a soft, warm cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven.
09:26An NFL star and founder of the company. Shook your hand on day one. You do realize Harper
09:34AdWords is single, right?
09:36Whoa! Um, I will be in the kitchen, chopping vegetables. Okay, I don't think that the world's
09:44most eligible bachelor would give me a second thought. Plus, I have sworn off of sex. So,
09:51none of that. I am here to work. Period. That night can never happen again.
09:58It's only 10. You're going to bed.
10:01Yeah, I've got to get up early. Got to figure my way around that kitchen.
10:05Can I?
10:21Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm begging of you, please don't take my man. Jolene, Jolene.
10:36Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm begging of you, please don't take my man. Jolene. Hi!
10:48Good morning, Miss Bell. I didn't realize you had such a beautiful voice.
10:53Um, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that anyone would be here this early.
10:59Well, here I am. I'm sorry. I totally messed with your flow there. Didn't mean to do that.
11:06No, I'm okay. Could we just actually forget this whole thing happened?
11:12Already forgotten.
11:14Thanks.
11:15What you making?
11:19Breakfast?
11:22Do you like steak?
11:28I mean, a little.
11:30Okay. Well, I have some from my family farm and I need to thank you for hiring me.
11:37And I promise it's really good. Unless you don't like steak, in which case it's totally, totally okay. You don't have to.
11:45No, I'll give it a shot. Do be warned, Miss Bell. I'm a picky eater.
11:50Well, I promise you're gonna love it. So keep your dinner plans open.
11:57You got it. I'll see you later.
12:01Yeah. Mm-hmm. Bye.
12:06Well, I got it.
12:07Very good.
12:10Like you.
12:12Sure.
12:13That scene stops for наверное.
12:18I'm giving out five minutes, yes.
12:19Where do you get this morning?
12:21So, Harp.
12:22Why are you talking to the kitchen girl? Don't you have a girlfriend?
12:24But I ran into the beautiful Melanie. She's a lovely lady.
12:29Hey, this is a good thing, Harp. I'm proud of you. You're finally settling down.
12:33This girl, she really admires you, and she's very excited for your date tonight.
12:38Oh, damn, she did mention that yesterday.
12:41Must have just slipped my mind.
12:45Anyway, see you later.
12:49Hmm.
12:54Hmm.
12:56Hmm.
13:10Please.
13:11Hmm.
13:12Hmm.
13:12Hmm.
13:13Hmm.
13:14The Lord.
13:15Okay, he's a woman.
13:16Okay, he's a woman.
13:17Okay, he's a woman.
13:17Okay, he's a woman.
13:19Let's go.
13:20He's a woman.
13:20Okay, come on.
13:21Take him away, okay.
13:21Well, don't mind if I do, Mr. Edwards.
13:37Honey, are you okay?
13:50You barely touched anything tonight.
13:53Yeah, I'm fine.
13:54Why don't you go take a bath or something?
13:56I need some alone time.
14:01Okay.
14:02Mr. Edwards, I found this in the trash.
14:16I wasn't sure if it was important, but I kept it.
14:26She said it was an heirloom.
14:28Why would she throw this away?
14:29Unless it doesn't actually belong to her.
14:34Mr. Edwards, I'm so happy that you finally brought a girlfriend home.
14:38But it just doesn't seem like you're happy with Miss Melanie.
14:41You barely even touched your favorite ribeye steak.
14:45Well, the thing is, we're not actually...
14:47Wait a second.
14:50Did you just say steak?
14:51Friends you're going to see every day, though.
14:56Instead, we're going to drink to the friends who had to go away.
15:01I bet you know just why me.
15:04The friends who had...
15:06Hello?
15:10Hey, Miss Bell, this is, uh...
15:12Harper Edwards.
15:12Uh, Mr. Edwards, hi.
15:16How did you get my number?
15:17Well, it's on the, um, employee roster here, but I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
15:22Lord, no.
15:23No, not at all.
15:24Is this about work?
15:26No.
15:26I, um...
15:28Well, I'm calling to tell you that I'm sorry I missed your steak.
15:32Wow.
15:33I mean, no worries.
15:34I know you're a very busy man.
15:37Cool.
15:37So...
15:38So, uh...
15:39Oh, sorry.
15:41You go first.
15:42Oh, well, um...
15:44I was just going to ask if I could get a second chance at trying that steak.
15:49You got it, boss.
15:50Steak it is, yeah?
15:52All right.
15:53Can't wait.
16:02Um.
16:04Well, that was the most bizarre conversation I've ever had.
16:06I'm telling you, girl.
16:08Nobody goes through all that trouble to get your number unless they're interested.
16:11No, he's just a genuinely nice man.
16:14You just don't see that on the football field, but I'm sure he's like this to everybody.
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:19Damn.
16:31Damn.
16:31Damn.
16:31I mean, this is probably the juiciest steak I've ever had.
16:48I told you.
16:49Look, it's because our cattle graze on the best grass.
16:51Listen.
16:52Energine's next step is in nutrition for our pro athletes, and I think it would be wise
16:56to work with your family on a new steak recipe.
16:59Seriously?
17:00Yeah.
17:01Yeah.
17:01I'll talk to Ian, but I'm thinking the trial batch would only cost $100,000.
17:08Wow.
17:08Okay.
17:09Yes.
17:10Yes.
17:10I'll tell my dad right away.
17:12This is huge.
17:13The Bell family never gets orders that are this big, so this is really, really huge.
17:17Well, don't get too excited.
17:20It's still an experiment, and it's going to be a lot of work, but I think we can give
17:24it a shot.
17:25Mr. Edwards, I need to hug you.
17:28Oh.
17:28Oh, sh-
17:28I was supposed to lock in food suppliers.
17:47How did you charm Harp into picking your farm?
17:50I cooked a mistake.
17:51You're nothing but a distraction to Harper.
17:54He's earning millions of dollars every day.
17:56Do you really think you're worth that, silly girl?
17:59Stay away from me, Ian.
18:01Mark my words, Texan.
18:04Stay in your lane unless you want to lose your job.
18:14Stay in your lane unless you want to lose your job.
18:18I am staying in my lane, jerk.
18:20I would never want something that won't come on to me.
18:28Who are you talking to?
18:31Mr. Edwards, when did you get here?
18:36I work out here every morning.
18:38What are you doing here?
18:40Oh, sorry.
18:41I will get out of your hair.
18:43No, actually, um...
18:47Do you want to help me practice?
18:48Uh...
18:50I don't know about that.
18:52I mean, I don't really play football.
18:54Oh, come on.
18:55You've got great reflexes.
18:56I'll teach you.
18:58Ready?
19:04See?
19:05All right, throw it back.
19:06In the middle of a nice spin.
19:08Try to spin it some more, okay?
19:12Okay.
19:14Advance moves.
19:15Advance...
19:15Oh!
19:16Oh!
19:17Oh!
19:17Oh!
19:37Oh!
19:37Oh, Lord, I am so sorry.
19:50Uh, don't, don't worry about it.
19:53It's fine.
20:00I should get going.
20:02Okay.
20:04Uh, the exit's this way.
20:07How do you know it's your watch?
20:26See?
20:27It's definitely my mom's watch.
20:30I lost it during my one-night stand.
20:32I just, I don't know how Mr. Edwards got it.
20:34I slept with Harper Edwards.
20:43Oh my God, this is so romantic.
20:46He had been with you before even knowing your name.
20:48You're meant to be.
20:50No.
20:52No, no, that night was a mistake.
20:54God, he's been so nice to me.
20:57I owe him an explanation.
20:59What explanation?
21:00A one-night stand involves two people, Anna.
21:02Stop beating yourself up.
21:04You deserve happiness.
21:07I need to return this to him.
21:24He needs to know the truth.
21:28I'm the owner of the watch.
21:30Whatever happens next is gonna happen.
21:32The kitchen girl is seducing Harper?
21:43It's not my place to discuss your relationship, Miss Melanie.
21:46But I respect you too much to let this slide.
21:48That girl, she's bad news.
21:52I'm gonna pay a visit to this kitchen girl.
21:55Your girlfriend hasn't seen you for days.
22:05She said she misses you and is bringing you lunch today.
22:09Anna.
22:10Girlfriend.
22:11You had a girlfriend this whole time and you still slept with someone?
22:16What did you just ask me?
22:18You have a girlfriend?
22:21Yeah.
22:22Does that bother you?
22:24Honey, lunch is here.
22:27His girlfriend sounds familiar.
22:31Ian, can you please just tell her I'm in a meeting.
22:34I'm meeting with Anna.
22:36Harp, are you serious?
22:37I think we're actually done talking.
22:40I just came to give you this.
22:47Have a good lunch, Mr. Edwards.
22:50Anna, wait.
22:53Anna, come on.
22:59Anna, come on.
23:06Anna.
23:06Harper, where are you going?
23:12It's lunchtime.
23:18How and why in God's name did you sneak in here, Annabelle?
23:23What's going on?
23:48Anna, I'm an idiot.
23:50That's what.
23:52This great Mr. Edwards, he has a girlfriend.
23:56Didn't he tell the media he was single?
23:59So he lied and slept with you while having a girlfriend?
24:03Exactly.
24:04And I almost apologized to that liar, manipulator.
24:10An asshole?
24:12Yes, thank you.
24:13I still can't curse.
24:16I'm sorry, Anna.
24:17What are you going to do?
24:19Nothing.
24:22The snakes from Bell Farm are coming.
24:26And he's still my boss.
24:27So I have to be professional.
24:30So you didn't tell him about the watch?
24:32I don't know why he had it in his coat,
25:01but to avoid any other trouble with him,
25:05I won't wear it around him again.
25:16Sorry, Daddy.
25:24I'm not hungry.
25:25But Hart...
25:26No, no, no, no.
25:26Look, if you want to talk, we can talk at home, okay?
25:29But you meddle with my business some other time, okay?
25:32But what about that woman?
25:33Was she here for work?
25:35Go home.
25:42God damn it, Annabelle.
25:45Doesn't seem like they remember each other
25:47from their one night stand.
25:48So maybe she is here for work.
25:54That's just bad luck.
26:00Mr. Ian.
26:02If the kitchen girl tries seducing my boyfriend,
26:06let me know.
26:07The watch is gone.
26:35The watch is gone.
26:35Anna, heads up!
26:59Ow!
27:00What?
27:01Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
27:03Are you okay?
27:03It's fine.
27:06It's our field anyway.
27:14Here's your coat.
27:16Oh.
27:20Anything else?
27:21No.
27:22No, is everything good?
27:23Can I go now?
27:24Yeah.
27:24Lenny?
27:32Lenny?
27:34Hi!
27:36How are you?
27:41Your dad told me you signed a huge deal with Energize.
27:43Look at you go.
27:45Wait, are you free later?
27:47I could call Mia,
27:48and it's been forever since the three of us have hung out.
27:50Anna, who's this?
27:55This is Lenny Wright.
27:57He's my childhood best friend.
27:59Mr. Edwards, pleasure to meet you.
28:01Big fan.
28:04Your Super Bowl win last year was quite a sight to behold.
28:07You're too kind, Lenny.
28:09Are you a member here?
28:12A member?
28:13No.
28:13No, I'm not.
28:14Well, you should join.
28:17But unfortunately, meanwhile,
28:19we can't have any non-members on the training ground, so...
28:23That's rather unkind of you, Mr. Edwards.
28:31That's the rules.
28:32You're right.
28:32Forgive me and my...
28:35intrusion.
28:35Intrusion.
28:38Anna, would we go?
28:40Mm-hmm.
28:40Oh, dog, what's up, man?
28:48Let's get some of this training done.
28:50Hey, Mike, do you recognize that guy?
28:53Feels like I've seen him somewhere.
28:56Yeah.
28:56That's last year's tennis champion from the Dallas tournament.
28:59Here, let me show you.
29:02I was there.
29:04Homeboy was good.
29:05Why, what's up?
29:07Well, good for him.
29:08I guess Anna's more into tennis,
29:13which explains why she was so cold earlier.
29:28You good, bro?
29:31Is tennis even a real sport?
29:34What are you talking about, Harp?
29:35Don't you have a tennis court in your performance center?
29:37Yes, we do.
29:38And it's reserved specifically for punks who aren't man enough to play football.
29:44Bro, are you jealous of someone?
29:48Look, I've just never seen you like this before.
29:50You know what?
29:52I can play tennis, too.
29:54All right, bro, let's get your rackets off.
29:55Hey, Lenny, do we have any plans for today?
30:09Actually, we have plans.
30:10Heads up, Lenny.
30:12You, me, tennis courts now.
30:15Lenny, this is ridiculous.
30:36You don't have to accept his challenge, okay?
30:38Men like Harper Edwards don't deserve your respect.
30:41This is a nice court.
30:44It'll be fun.
30:46We're gonna play or what?
30:47Or are you chicken?
30:51Look, I don't know what you're thinking, Mr. Edwards.
30:54Well, let's get this over with fast.
30:57Please, let's be civil about this.
30:59Oh, come on.
30:59He said he was a champion,
31:00so I want to see what you got, buddy.
31:03And no half-assing it, okay?
31:05There's no half-asses in Energize.
31:06Okay.
31:07There's no half-asses in Energize.
31:11He's like, man, you get an answer.
31:13He's like, man, you don't even know what you got.
31:14There's no other need.
31:15There's no way to come.
31:17There's no way to come to the family.
31:20I'm sorry, but I'm...
31:22But no half- 뛴, by the way toимio.
31:25I'm feeling desperate for new fans.
31:28I feel like that's nice to be cool.
31:30diesen is a times when youён?
31:35shouting...
31:35Yes!
31:44In your face, bitch!
31:47Hey! Language!
31:48I ain't cursing, Anna. I'm just winning a game.
31:52Let's go, buddy.
32:05Okay, that one was just not fair, bro.
32:15Ah!
32:22Dude!
32:23What the hell?
32:35You're gay, Mr. Edwards?
32:40No, no, no, no, no, no. You're playing me one more time.
32:43No, I can't. I really have to go.
32:45What, are you scared?
32:48Enough!
32:51I'll play you.
32:55One game. Winner takes all.
32:57No, Anna, I'm not going to play you.
32:59What? Are you scared?
33:00You're not going easy on me, are you?
33:03Fine.
33:03I'm insulted.
33:04Yeah.
33:05You got the ball?
33:20Anna, come on. Do we really have to do this?
33:28Woo!
33:29Yes!
33:30In your face!
33:32Okay!
33:35Ready?
33:37Go.
33:48Is your boss always this combative?
33:51Probably hit his head this morning.
33:54Anna, does Harper Edwards have a crush on you?
33:56On the court today, he was like a high schooler trying to impress his crush.
34:04What?
34:05He was loud, aggressive, trash-talking.
34:10All techniques to throw your opponent off.
34:12He really wanted to beat me in front of you.
34:15He has a girlfriend.
34:17And even if he didn't, that is no way to treat someone's friend.
34:19And so the stranger seeking companionship finds the woman, much like the sirens of ancient times.
34:42Dear Miss Bell, I can't help but feel regretful about the events that took place during tennis today.
34:49I hope this does not affect our partnership in any way.
34:54Yours, Harper Edwards.
34:56What the hell is this, bro?
34:58A business email?
35:00What?
35:00What are you going to, CC Joanne from accounting?
35:02Look, I'm her boss.
35:05I have to keep it professional.
35:07I can't just straight up say I'm sorry.
35:10Like, how embarrassing would that be?
35:16This is about to be more embarrassing.
35:18Dear Mr. Edwards, this isn't a court of law.
35:22P.S.
35:22I want to take Monday off.
35:24Yours, Anna Bell.
35:29All right, this is ridiculous.
35:32I shouldn't even be texting one of my employees.
35:36Don't you have a girlfriend?
35:39Why are you wasting all your energy on this girl?
35:43Because she's not actually my girlfriend.
35:47Wait, won't you?
36:01Let's see where you at, Miss Bell.
36:02Miss Redwoods, it's late.
36:19Miss Bell, this is Harp's teammate, Mike Norman.
36:22He's way too drunk to go home now, and I gotta bounce soon.
36:25Could you come think him up?
36:26Um, shouldn't you?
36:28Call his girlfriend.
36:28He got drunk, who's at someone else?
36:31Help him out, please.
36:34Okay, send me the address.
36:49Mr. Edwards.
36:50What is that?
36:58We need to get you home before you get sick, okay?
37:04I have a bell.
37:08My favorite cook.
37:11Okay.
37:13Come on.
37:14I am going to call you a cat.
37:16What?
37:18Where are you going?
37:19Whoa!
37:31This place is huge!
37:33Who owns it?
37:34Uh, you do.
37:37I do?
37:37Uh-huh.
37:40I'm awesome.
37:43You're a very successful man, Mr. Edwards.
37:46Hey.
37:49Why don't you ever call me Harper?
37:52Because you're my boss, and first names are for family.
37:55I don't have any family.
37:57I'm friends.
37:59We're not friends?
38:02Yes, we're friends.
38:04Cool.
38:04Okay.
38:05Okay.
38:08Okay.
38:09We-
38:10Whoa.
38:10Hey.
38:12Harper.
38:14We need to get you home before you get any sicker.
38:18Oh.
38:18So I need you to move your feet, okay?
38:19No, no.
38:20Okay.
38:20I don't want to go home.
38:22I-
38:22I'll tell you exactly what I want.
38:25Okay, okay.
38:34I need one thing.
38:37Take a guess on what it is.
38:39Steak.
38:40I need a steak.
38:41Please.
38:42Can you-
38:42Can you do a solid for a friend?
38:45I don't know.
38:49You promise?
38:51You're gonna go home after?
38:52Pinky swear.
38:53Pinky swear.
38:55Okay.
39:02Okay.
39:10Can you hold this for me?
39:12Sure.
39:12Whoa.
39:27This is cool.
39:29It's like I'm at the grocery store.
39:31Oh, right.
39:33I honestly love it here.
39:35Didn't I tell you to hold the door?
39:36Why wouldn't it open?
39:46Uh, try the emergency latch.
39:49Oh, shit.
39:50That's frozen, too.
39:52Oh, my God.
39:54It's after midnight.
39:55No one knows that we're in here.
39:56We're stuck.
39:57Hey, hey.
39:58It's okay.
39:59Breathe.
40:00Breathe.
40:01Everything is gonna be all right.
40:03Okay?
40:04Here.
40:04Here.
40:04Here.
40:05Here.
40:05Here.
40:06Stay warm.
40:09There you go.
40:11All right.
40:12I'll just call somebody for help before our phone batteries die.
40:21All right.
40:22That was security.
40:23Said it'll be here in about a half an hour.
40:25You should take this back.
40:33No, no.
40:33You're fine.
40:34I, I, uh, I climbed Mount Everest and...
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