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00:00Mom, I saw a baby come straight out of Ashley's vagina.
00:05OK, you told me that.
00:06There's a reason why, St. You're clear of the delivery room.
00:09I saw the placenta come out.
00:11I saw the umbilical cord coming out.
00:13I saw him pulling all kinds of things out of there.
00:15Did anybody cut the cord?
00:17I mean, it made me want to have a baby because I felt like,
00:21you know, I could do this.
00:23As a very, very single woman with PCOS,
00:27I put a lot of thought into how I might have
00:31or procure a baby in the future.
00:33And I've always landed on either a sperm donor or adoption.
00:38Now, I don't know if I can even get pregnant.
00:41But if I go the sperm donor route,
00:43I've obviously looked at the men closest to me in my life.
00:46I'm going to have to go to a sperm bank.
00:50Todd, would you volunteer yours?
00:54Do you know how smart that baby would be?
00:56Do you know how well that baby could dance?
01:01Wow, I'm flattered beyond all reason.
01:04It's going to be a no from me.
01:06I will not give you my chow.
01:09I bet Tal would give me his.
01:13Now, I would sell stuff and just have it be out there willy-nilly.
01:16Oh, not fair.
01:17So you'd give your sperm to a random woman and not to me?
01:20Well, yeah. That would be way better.
01:23Todd, why would you not willingly give me your sperm?
01:28I'm not asking you to give it to me the old-fashioned way.
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