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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:29Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:00:59So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:09To be fair, if you thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:01:14There is a fence around that reservoir!
00:01:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came!
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32I'm real real!
00:01:33Oh, you do!
00:01:34Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:35Hey!
00:01:36I'm real real!
00:01:37Oh, you do!
00:01:38Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:39Hey!
00:01:40Hey!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43I'm real real!
00:01:44Oh, you do!
00:01:46Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:48You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me!
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands!
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle!
00:02:09I make my own money!
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see!
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord!
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone!
00:02:17That means free underwear for life!
00:02:19For life!
00:02:20Some parents would be proud!
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then!
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics!
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:36Hmm!
00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late!
00:02:43Bye, Dad!
00:02:44Bye, Dad!
00:02:54Excuse me!
00:03:01Ew!
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci!
00:03:04Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia!
00:03:16Good one, Romulus!
00:03:18You're welcome!
00:03:33These are great!
00:03:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:40No problem.
00:03:41Cool.
00:03:42Let's take five and then I want to see you on that leopard print.
00:03:44Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:01Hold on.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were you?
00:04:09Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:04:44But...
00:04:45Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Um, but...
00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:12Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:29I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this together.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:01Yeah.
00:06:02I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no, forget about it.
00:06:07I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings.
00:06:13For my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:18It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:21And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After our parents passed,
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:29Amelia,
00:06:32I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37Hmm.
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh,
00:06:42make something nice.
00:06:45Come on, Becky.
00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:56Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Well, come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:06Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, right?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40That'd be really hard.
00:07:41Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:52What?
00:07:57Exactly.
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:23You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:31I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:43I told you, I'm...
00:08:45Fine.
00:08:54See, dog walker.
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:03Oh!
00:09:08Asshole!
00:09:09You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:14What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm going to be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's...
00:09:25He's too mature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to...
00:09:29Pour forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:45Hmm.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus, what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Colangelo, look.
00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38But see, there's something in common already.
00:10:41Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah.
00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:10:52Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it going to be?
00:11:26What's it going to be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:33For Betsy.
00:11:37Colangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:40If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:11:44then you're going to lose the business.
00:11:47And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:12:07You're in my mind.
00:12:08Yeah, try to make yourself look decent.
00:12:10You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Aren't we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:46Sign in.
00:12:46Salute to the new couple.
00:13:07So, your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:24So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:39Ugh.
00:13:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:02So, put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong?
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:27Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee, thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:38You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh, Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:50It's not like you.
00:14:52You're saying we're...
00:14:53Reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well,
00:15:01things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:04And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So,
00:15:09I'm okay with the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:23Shhh.
00:15:27Socialite animals?
00:15:28Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:40He's so...
00:15:41toxic.
00:15:43Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know,
00:15:50that's probably an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:58Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:10Thanks.
00:16:13We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:29Where did that come from?
00:16:47Nice place
00:17:12I love the artwork
00:17:14Thanks
00:17:15Finally
00:17:16A little good taste
00:17:18Oh, I'm good
00:17:21You had plenty at dinner
00:17:23More for me
00:17:25You know
00:17:29If you like it down here
00:17:31You should see the bed
00:17:32Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate
00:17:52Whatever, can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning
00:17:58This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be
00:18:03Scream at the top of our lungs
00:18:06You've got to be kidding me
00:18:08What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:11Who's jealous?
00:18:13Jealous? I'm not jealous
00:18:14Sweet dreams
00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot
00:18:32See you later
00:18:50And, um, don't worry about last night
00:18:54Sorry
00:18:56I had one too many to drink it
00:18:57It won't happen again
00:18:58You better not
00:18:59How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:13Not now
00:19:14My head's killing me
00:19:16We need to talk about last night
00:19:17No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:19:20I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:19:32Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA
00:19:34Just give me my phone
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want
00:19:45Yeah, no shit
00:19:45I'm serious
00:19:47Don't screw this up
00:19:49I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:19:53I know what I'm doing
00:19:54Dog walker
00:19:55And just so we're clear
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want
00:19:59Whatever I want
00:20:00Whatever I want
00:20:01Fine
00:20:03Do whatever you want
00:20:04Sorry
00:20:06It's a bit harsh
00:20:08I just really
00:20:09Hung over
00:20:12That could have gone better
00:20:15Hey, baby
00:20:21You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:20:24You're rich now
00:20:26I know
00:20:27I like it
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear
00:20:29You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine
00:20:39Yeah, we're still getting to know each other
00:20:41All right
00:20:42Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen
00:20:45He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I...
00:20:49I promise
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure
00:20:52Yeah, you're right
00:20:53Well, we'll see you later
00:20:56Yeah
00:20:56Come on, Gucci
00:20:57Yeah
00:20:58Come on
00:20:58Bye, Gucci
00:21:00Hey, Amelia
00:21:04Hey, Jake
00:21:04Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:10Say bad dog, but
00:21:11I'm not actually mad about this
00:21:13It's to see you up close for once
00:21:15Yeah
00:21:16It's in here
00:21:17Sorry
00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy
00:21:28This whole family, actually
00:21:30All these rich people are nuts
00:21:32I should make a reality show
00:21:34The little dog owner is Beverly Hills
00:21:37Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah
00:21:43I'd like them
00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months
00:21:53I like it
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:21:56Barista
00:21:58Booper driver
00:21:59Delivery guy
00:22:01Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial
00:22:06I was trying to impress you
00:22:07How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know
00:22:12My whole life, I guess
00:22:14It started as a summer job
00:22:16And then I turned it into my own business
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:22:20I guess you really like dogs
00:22:23Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:22:26If you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:22:31My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:22:34Do you want to go?
00:22:35And I have to admit
00:22:38I had a crush on you
00:22:40He did?
00:22:44Yeah
00:22:44I still do
00:22:46He's cute
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:22:53Then again
00:22:55That fuckboy has been out having fun
00:22:57I'd love to go to the concert
00:23:01Hell yeah
00:23:03I mean, uh
00:23:05Regular, yeah
00:23:06I know it's risky
00:23:10But
00:23:11I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:23:16Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:18Um, it's just a class ring
00:23:23From high school
00:23:24Looks pretty big
00:23:27It was a big school
00:23:28Public schools
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:35I mean, it kinda looks like an engagement ring
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No
00:23:41Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24
00:23:43I'm practically still a baby
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers
00:23:47Crawling around, drooling
00:23:49Nope
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle
00:23:52Okay
00:23:53Voice pooped
00:23:58I should pick it up
00:23:59Where? I don't see it
00:24:00Just over there
00:24:02Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:11Of course
00:24:11It's an office
00:24:12You wanna be CEO?
00:24:14You gotta look the part
00:24:15You mean like
00:24:16You look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:24:20Very funny
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year
00:24:23Yes, I know
00:24:23Yeah
00:24:23That means you gotta get up to speed
00:24:25Rapidamente
00:24:26So today you're gonna be my shadow
00:24:28You'll be my extra hands
00:24:29And we got a lot to do
00:24:30Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no
00:24:32Come on, Dad
00:24:34Okay
00:24:36Wow!
00:24:43Oh my goodness
00:24:47Are you okay?
00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo
00:24:51You're engaged, remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette
00:25:01It's Matt's collection
00:25:04He really liked these colors
00:25:05So we did them twice
00:25:06But yeah
00:25:09Best presentation
00:25:11For me
00:25:12Michelangelo
00:25:14What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad
00:25:24It's not even lunchtime yet
00:25:26Look at you
00:25:27You got so lazy
00:25:28Just sitting around
00:25:28Taking pictures of yourself
00:25:30All the time
00:25:30Just stick with it
00:25:32Will you, kid?
00:25:34Hard work does pay off
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia
00:25:36What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son
00:25:40Nobody taught her
00:25:41How to run a business
00:25:42But she just worked hard
00:25:43And now
00:25:44Well, now she earns money
00:25:46Doing what she loves
00:25:47I guess that's impressive
00:25:49Yeah, see
00:25:50See, it is
00:25:50I hope she rubs off
00:25:52On you a little
00:25:52You know
00:25:53I just hope I don't
00:25:55Get that uptight
00:25:56Break's over
00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down
00:26:21Forty more years to go
00:26:23Now this is the time
00:26:26When you go home with Amelia
00:26:29You talk about the day's work
00:26:31Raise you closer together
00:26:33Comfort each other
00:26:34Just like your mom and I
00:26:35Used to do
00:26:37You know, I'm thinking
00:26:39It's time for the world
00:26:41To meet Amelia
00:26:43Tonight
00:26:45Tonight?
00:26:48Shit
00:26:48When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promised we'd Netflix
00:26:51A bang tonight
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet
00:26:55Perfect time to announce
00:26:57Our lovely new addition
00:26:58To the Dino Verdea
00:27:00Panamia
00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit
00:27:03Soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean
00:27:04We just signed the contract
00:27:06What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:11Yeah
00:27:11Just
00:27:11Really starting to
00:27:13Warm up to each other
00:27:14Alright, so it's all settled
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:27:17In the limo
00:27:18And
00:27:19Don't be late
00:27:20Why, Dad?
00:27:25Mm-hmm
00:27:26So
00:27:35Remind me
00:27:37Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:41Because I want to do something nice
00:27:42For my favorite big sister
00:27:44And
00:27:46And
00:27:47You know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:27:50But
00:27:50Since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now
00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:27:55You better not let that hair down
00:27:57Sorry
00:27:58Just an expression
00:27:59How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out
00:28:09That bad
00:28:19I've
00:28:21Never seen a dog walker
00:28:23Look this hot
00:28:25Buy that dress
00:28:27ASAP
00:28:28Leave me alone, party boy
00:28:33I've got my own function tonight
00:28:39Is it
00:28:46You
00:28:48You
00:28:48You
00:28:48I
00:28:49Yeah
00:28:49You
00:28:49I
00:28:50You
00:28:51You
00:29:00I
00:29:04You
00:29:04You
00:29:06You
00:29:09What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:13Um, I...
00:29:16Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, it's just something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:28I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome, thanks.
00:29:33I'm taking this.
00:29:35Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:39Hold on!
00:29:43Amelia!
00:29:51Alright, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time.
00:29:54Nice.
00:29:55Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some nice soup.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12Telling me that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:16Okay, Dad.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:24Stupid dog walker?
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:29Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:30:40Do you still track people?
00:30:40Amelia.
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:56Amelia.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:59You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:03Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:07I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:09I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:13But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:15Talk to the bartender.
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:17The IP treatment.
00:31:19You look like it.
00:31:19Thanks, Dad.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:24Lover boy.
00:31:25We're on.
00:31:27Gotta go.
00:31:29Find me in the green room after.
00:31:31Hope you liked it.
00:31:32Break a leg.
00:31:33Lover boy.
00:31:34Sorry.
00:31:34Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:56Good.
00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:10One more, please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:18Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:30I feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:38Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's all right.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of that a drink?
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:00Since I was 13.
00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:05going someplace.
00:33:06That's awesome.
00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just want to relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:48We have nothing in common.
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck.
00:33:55I'm tipsy.
00:33:56He's cute.
00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:16What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:22He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiancée.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not, Jake.
00:34:49This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:58I can't believe you did that.
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:06Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:14I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:17Oh, me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:23Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:34Oh, fine.
00:35:36I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You are history's worst nightmare.
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton.
00:35:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:01Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:07I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:09Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:27I don't care.
00:36:57Where am I?
00:37:16Who's spooning me?
00:37:19Is that Jake?
00:37:21How drunk was I?
00:37:27Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:37:36Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:38Uh-huh.
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42No, we had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened, if that's what you want.
00:37:48Definitely.
00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up, too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:11I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:23What's going on?
00:38:26So...
00:38:27Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:31For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:37Michelangelo.
00:38:38The male gigolo.
00:38:39Taking it slow.
00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:46And...
00:38:46How was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually...
00:38:53It was the best sex I ever had?
00:38:58Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:02I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07And that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike.
00:39:13And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like...
00:39:16Like an arcade game.
00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:39:18Again and again and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean...
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different.
00:39:34Something like that.
00:39:37Here it comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:45Dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:07Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:39And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:42Hey.
00:40:44I don't know.
00:40:50We should talk.
00:40:52Hey.
00:41:05Hi.
00:41:07We should talk about Leslie.
00:41:12I'm not very good with words.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15But last night I...
00:41:17You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:19And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:23Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it.
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:27You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl.
00:41:31I've had a one night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:36I get it.
00:41:37I'm not one of your...
00:41:38Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:46I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:48And frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:41:51You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:00Wait.
00:42:01Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:06I have a confession to make.
00:42:12Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:26I could even do reality TV.
00:42:28But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:42:37You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:40Amelia.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:44I know you felt it too.
00:42:51Amelia.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:42:55I felt it too.
00:43:02So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07Me too.
00:43:25So I set the kitchen on fire.
00:43:44How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to live fireball shots on fire?
00:43:47It's not my fault.
00:43:49They should change his name.
00:43:52No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:43:56If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:43:58The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:02You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:13Thanks?
00:44:15You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:19Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:22I'm serious.
00:44:24The wedding's coming up.
00:44:27We could give it a shot.
00:44:29You mean like you and me.
00:44:31Together, together.
00:44:32Why not?
00:44:34Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:44:35Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:44:55Oh, hey, Royce.
00:44:58Jake?
00:44:59How's it going?
00:45:01Good.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:03Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:05Crazy.
00:45:06I know.
00:45:07I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:10We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:13I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:15Is he always like that?
00:45:17So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:19I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:21He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:45:25Well, I am his woman.
00:45:27He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:45:30And I don't blame him.
00:45:32Oh, my God.
00:45:32Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:45:36I didn't mean a pride.
00:45:39I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:45:41I'm here if you need to talk.
00:45:43Thanks, Jake.
00:45:45But I'm engaged.
00:45:47Remember?
00:45:47And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:45:51Well, we had a connection.
00:45:53You're a cat person.
00:45:55It never would have worked.
00:45:58Come on, Gucci.
00:45:59Let's go.
00:46:03Cats are awesome.
00:46:04That was a great presentation.
00:46:10The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:13You think so?
00:46:14Ooh.
00:46:15Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:18Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46:19Now, listen.
00:46:20I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:46:22You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:46:25Gucci?
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26But, I mean, you have dogs who are Amelia's specialty.
00:46:29Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:46:31You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:46:35At the dog park?
00:46:35Mm-hmm.
00:46:36I just texted her.
00:46:38It's all set.
00:46:39Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:46:53So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:46:56You've never played fetch before?
00:46:58It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:47:03Let me try.
00:47:04That's okay.
00:47:05I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:12Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:16No.
00:47:16I like my work.
00:47:18What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:47:23You're right.
00:47:24I should work less.
00:47:25If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:47:34Fetch, Gucci.
00:47:39I've got a big surprise.
00:47:42A surprise?
00:47:42Just wait and see.
00:47:52Grazie, Enzo.
00:47:53Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:00What's that?
00:48:01Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:48:07But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:12You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:14I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:19Besides, a special occasion.
00:48:22I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:48:27No kidding.
00:48:29This is for us.
00:48:30Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:48:31What else is in the bag?
00:48:33Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:48:38You can cook?
00:48:51That was so good.
00:48:53I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:48:57How did you do this?
00:48:59I can't cook at all.
00:49:01Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:03Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:05No.
00:49:06My mom taught me.
00:49:08Tell me about her.
00:49:10I never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:13Sorry.
00:49:14I don't mean to pry.
00:49:16She passed away when I was 11.
00:49:20Breast cancer.
00:49:22But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:49:24She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:49:28She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:49:31We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:49:35I still have all of her recipes here.
00:49:40Handwritten in Italian.
00:49:42That's really special.
00:49:46I miss her.
00:49:48This might sound corny, but...
00:49:51I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:49:54It's not corny.
00:49:56But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:49:59Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:00What about your parents?
00:50:04My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:50:08It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:12I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:14I don't want to lose her, too.
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:21Your story made me emotional.
00:50:23I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:50:25I'll help you.
00:50:26No, no, it's fine.
00:50:27I like doing the dishes.
00:50:29It relaxes me.
00:50:30Good.
00:50:31Because I hate them.
00:50:33Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:50:34Is it just the wine?
00:50:41Or am I really falling for...
00:50:43Him?
00:50:43Her.
00:50:46You don't want espresso.
00:50:55Hey.
00:50:57Hey.
00:50:58Do you want an espresso?
00:51:00I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:02No, thank you.
00:51:03I mean to have a morning meeting.
00:51:05I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:05Okay.
00:51:06Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:08How could I?
00:51:10Ready, bro?
00:51:12Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:15What do you know about ties?
00:51:17You wear t-shirts to work.
00:51:19And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:51:22Touche.
00:51:24There you go.
00:51:25Okay, bye.
00:51:26Bye.
00:51:29Love you.
00:51:30Love you, too.
00:51:33Sorry.
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:42It's reflex.
00:51:43I didn't mean to say that.
00:51:44Me neither.
00:51:45Too soon.
00:51:47Talk about it later?
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:53Could that have been any more awkward?
00:51:54And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:51:58Look who's here.
00:52:03Hey, my little guy.
00:52:06Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:08Look at this right here.
00:52:10Huh?
00:52:11Let's try it on.
00:52:12Oh, yeah.
00:52:14Now, here's mine.
00:52:16Right?
00:52:17Just like that.
00:52:18Huh?
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:19Even got one for Big Brother.
00:52:21Right there.
00:52:22Here you go.
00:52:23Come to Papa.
00:52:24Yes, my boy.
00:52:27All right.
00:52:28All right.
00:52:28So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:52:31This is two weeks off.
00:52:33Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:34They're waiting for an answer.
00:52:35And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:52:38He says the band is free.
00:52:41You like Coldplay, right?
00:52:42Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:52:45Oh.
00:52:46Well, all right.
00:52:48Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:52:50How about that?
00:52:51Not too big.
00:52:51Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:52:54Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:52:56We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:52:58What?
00:52:58Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:00No.
00:53:02Everything's great.
00:53:03It's better than great, honestly.
00:53:06But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:09That's our thing.
00:53:11It's not Amelia's thing.
00:53:13I think it'd make it uncomfortable.
00:53:16Wow, I never thought of that.
00:53:19You know, you have a very good point there.
00:53:23I'm very impressed.
00:53:25You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:53:29I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:53:33Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:53:35Love?
00:53:38Yeah, I don't know.
00:53:41He's so cute.
00:53:43All right, all right.
00:53:44Change of deal.
00:53:46Going to cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:53:48And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.
00:53:54No Coldplay, Dad.
00:53:56No Coldplay.
00:53:57So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:07It's not working.
00:54:09I know it.
00:54:10I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:54:13And I'm cured.
00:54:15What?
00:54:16You're cured?
00:54:18Oh, congratulations.
00:54:21I wasn't expecting it.
00:54:23I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:54:27It only took two sessions?
00:54:30I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:54:32Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:54:36What's wrong, sis?
00:54:37We should be celebrating.
00:54:39I brought Prosecco.
00:54:41No.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43No, I'm good.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:44Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:54:48You can tell me anything.
00:54:51Is it Michelangelo?
00:54:53Is everything okay?
00:54:55If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far
00:55:00up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:55:02It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:07It's me.
00:55:10I have to tell you something.
00:55:14I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage!
00:55:20What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:55:22It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:55:24And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:55:28Actually, he's not that bad.
00:55:30I kind of like him.
00:55:34Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:55:37We need to get you out of there.
00:55:39Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:55:45But what about the tabloid stories?
00:55:49You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:55:51They banned him for life.
00:55:54You'll never go to Epcot.
00:55:56He's not actually like the stories.
00:55:58Or at least not to me.
00:56:01He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:06If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:56:12What if you meet him?
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Meet him.
00:56:17Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:56:18Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:56:20Don't count on it.
00:56:21Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:56:26Fine.
00:56:27Yes.
00:56:28Only one.
00:56:29Yes.
00:56:32You won't regret it.
00:56:33I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:56:37You better bring the whole bottle.
00:56:41Thank you for making dinner.
00:56:42Of course.
00:56:44I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:56:46We need to celebrate.
00:56:50Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:56:55You mean besides me?
00:56:56I'm serious.
00:56:57It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:57:00Have a glass of wine.
00:57:03Tonight's going to be great.
00:57:04It's enormous.
00:57:17Why would anybody need so much room?
00:57:22It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:57:26Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:57:28So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:57:39How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:57:42$96 Dom Perignon?
00:57:44Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:57:46Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:57:49It's worth more than my car.
00:57:51Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:57:55$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:57:57It's delicious.
00:57:59This was made in France.
00:58:02Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:58:04So, who wants a drink?
00:58:07You hardly touch your food.
00:58:28It's a little too rich for me.
00:58:33Mine tastes great.
00:58:37So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
00:58:44You don't mind, do you?
00:58:47Fire away.
00:58:47So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship going to look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:00I don't think it's going to.
00:59:02I don't think it's going to.
00:59:02That's cute and all, but what about her career?
00:59:07Are you going to support her?
00:59:09Or kids, what's your stance on that?
00:59:11Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
00:59:15Betsy.
00:59:16Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
00:59:23We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
00:59:25See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
00:59:28You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
00:59:31We know it all.
00:59:32Easy, Betsy.
00:59:35I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
00:59:39And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
00:59:43And what makes you such an expert?
00:59:45I don't see a ring on your finger.
00:59:47Michelangelo.
00:59:48You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
00:59:51It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
00:59:53She gets it from you.
00:59:55Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:59:57You started it.
01:00:02Why don't we all just calm down?
01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:00:09No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:00:12That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:00:14She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:00:16You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:00:18And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:00:22You know what?
01:00:22You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:00:24That's my sister.
01:00:25She just survived cancer.
01:00:29That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:00:32This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:00:35Not to me!
01:00:36You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:00:38I don't like this side of you.
01:00:39See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:00:42but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:00:44You told her?
01:00:46She's my sister.
01:00:47I don't care.
01:00:47That violates our agreement.
01:00:49Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:00:51A contractual agreement?
01:00:52Some kind of obligation?
01:00:54It's not what I meant.
01:00:55It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:00:57I love you.
01:00:59You love me?
01:01:00Don't listen to him.
01:01:02He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:03Shut the fuck up!
01:01:05You know what?
01:01:06Maybe she was right.
01:01:07I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:01:09It's over.
01:01:09We need to get out of here.
01:01:17I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell
01:01:20rich people secrets.
01:01:25Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:01:32You could do so much better than him.
01:01:34Yeah, but he isn't a monster.
01:01:38I shouldn't have said that.
01:01:40We can talk about it on the road.
01:01:42Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:01:46Lay low for a bit.
01:01:48Mexico?
01:01:48Or Canada.
01:01:50Whatever.
01:01:51It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.
01:01:55Or worse.
01:01:56I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:01:59I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:02:02It's not like I told the media.
01:02:04You don't know that.
01:02:06We're liabilities.
01:02:08Lose ends.
01:02:09You should listen to more True Crime Podcast.
01:02:15Get rid of that thing.
01:02:17They could be tracking us right now.
01:02:20Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other night.
01:02:25See?
01:02:27He could have a sniper on us.
01:02:28It's Romulus.
01:02:33Hey, Romulus.
01:02:36What?
01:02:37What do you mean, Gucci's missing?
01:02:50You came.
01:02:53Against my better judgment.
01:02:55I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:02:58I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:03:03You should punish me for straying.
01:03:08You make me sick.
01:03:10I make me sick.
01:03:11Nice underwear.
01:03:22It's great craftsmanship.
01:03:25Okay.
01:03:26Okay.
01:03:26Let's get this over with.
01:03:32Is that all you have to say?
01:03:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:03:38I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:03:41I thought I wanted this, but I don't.
01:03:47I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:03:54Amelia broke up with me.
01:03:56It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:04:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walker, but here I am fucking devastated.
01:04:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:04:13I just wanted to come back to me.
01:04:16Amelia?
01:04:21Hi, dad.
01:04:25Gucci's gone?
01:04:27I'll be right there.
01:04:28Hi Dad. Gucci's gone? I'll be right there.
01:04:40Romulus.
01:04:42What? Hold on.
01:04:44Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:04:48We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:04:52I've been calling him all night but he won't come back!
01:04:56Well, we can help you find him.
01:05:00Yeah? Right?
01:05:02Good, thanks. Gucci!
01:05:06This better not be a trap. Just come on.
01:05:10Gucci! Gucci!
01:05:12Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo? I thought you were both together. Why isn't he here with you?
01:05:18Oh, um, he's...
01:05:20Sorry, I'm late Dad.
01:05:22Where were you?
01:05:24Nice stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:05:26It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:05:28This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:05:30Nothing will.
01:05:32Smart move, kid.
01:05:34Here, ladies. Take a piece of this prosciutto over here.
01:05:36That's it.
01:05:38Emilia.
01:05:42Gucci!
01:05:56He's always...
01:05:58We've been looking for him all night long.
01:06:02We're never gonna find him.
01:06:04Don't give up, Dad.
01:06:06He's just off having a little adventure.
01:06:08Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:06:10See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:06:14I do have to admit, though,
01:06:16I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:06:18He's really there for his dad.
01:06:20His dad's dog.
01:06:22So you approve now?
01:06:24They didn't say that.
01:06:26Gucci!
01:06:28Gucci!
01:06:30My boy's back!
01:06:34My boy's back!
01:06:36Oh!
01:06:42Okay, okay.
01:06:44I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:54I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:07:00A little.
01:07:02It's okay.
01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:06They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:10Emilia.
01:07:12Can we talk?
01:07:16Please?
01:07:18Emilia.
01:07:20Can we talk?
01:07:22Please?
01:07:24Okay.
01:07:26Emilia.
01:07:36I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:38I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:07:40And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:07:44I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:07:54Thanks for saying that.
01:07:56I needed to hear that.
01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:02You're not one.
01:08:04I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:06Most of them are good.
01:08:08I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:12I'm not.
01:08:14I'm not.
01:08:16You're not?
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Emilia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:08:24I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:08:26And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:08:32I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:34I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:38Dad.
01:08:39What is it, son?
01:08:40I want to cancel the contract between me and Emilia.
01:08:44Why, son?
01:08:46Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:08:50And not because of some legal obligation.
01:08:55But because she wants to.
01:08:57Consider our contract null and void.
01:09:11Emilia.
01:09:13What will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes.
01:09:23I'll marry you.
01:09:27You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:09:43And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:46Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:51Alright, alright, you two.
01:09:53That's enough, alright?
01:09:54We spent this whole night together.
01:09:57Come over to my place, alright?
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:10:02Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:05I think I can get used to it.
01:10:07And then we can all discuss the wedding, alright?
01:10:10I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:10:12Especially Coldplay.
01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:16It was worth a try.
01:10:17And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:10:30Michelangelo?
01:10:31Uh, Amelia.
01:10:32Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:10:45I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:11:01And not just about dogs.
01:11:02I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:11:10I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:11:18And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:11:36Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:11:40I love you so much.
01:11:50I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:11:56Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:12:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:12:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:12:15I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:12:17Ti amo, Michelangelo.
01:12:19I love you.
01:12:21With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:12:28You may kiss your bride.
01:12:33I love you.
01:12:38Thanks.
01:12:40I'm Betsy.
01:12:41Amelia's sister.
01:12:43I'm Jake.
01:12:44Another dog walker.
01:12:46It's crazy.
01:12:47You know, given my sister.
01:12:49But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:12:52Me too!
01:12:54Woohoo!
01:12:56It's class family.
01:12:59I love you, Mr. Charlie.
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