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00:00So I can finally lose my virginity
00:03Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for tender
00:10Look at you, freckles like a moon to sandwich
00:18Even your body looks like you've used Kate to
00:21Let's spare Santa the tough case this year
00:30Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
00:44You get your options
00:48First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true
00:54Or I can print this
00:59And put it all over your neighbor's head
01:01Please don't
01:03There is no way out of this
01:08Why didn't you ask James?
01:13Go on
01:14Three
01:16Two
01:21James, would you...
01:24Ew, what the fuck
01:25I don't see what a fucking cactus
01:28Are you okay?
01:49Where did you come from?
01:50Santa?
01:55Could it be?
01:58Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
02:02You look like you need a Christmas present
02:03Go on
02:05Pick one
02:06It's yours
02:07I pick you
02:14Who looks at all
02:29Are you okay?
02:31I won't be okay
02:32Let's go
02:33Let's go
02:37So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
02:53Wait, how?
02:55How do you know my name?
02:57Magic.
02:59No, it's right on that student car over there.
03:04Can I tell you a secret?
03:05This is my first time.
03:09I don't really know what I'm doing.
03:12Our first time?
03:14Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
03:18No, it's just...
03:21Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
03:29I'm sure.
03:35Did you leave?
03:51Morning, Miss Reindeer.
03:53Last night wasn't a game to me.
03:56If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
03:59Brett Langley.
04:02Langley?
04:04I slept with Brett Langley.
04:07The bad boy?
04:12I got remarried.
04:15You got remarried?
04:18We just buried Mom a few months ago.
04:20Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
04:22I'm telling you, not asking.
04:23Her name is Rosemary Vale.
04:29She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
04:31Name's Thistle.
04:32And she's a freshman.
04:33Like I fucking care.
04:35I will never accept that.
04:38It's not your call.
04:43I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
04:45Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
04:48No more busting ass up with these shitty jokes.
04:55Not a goddamn chance in hell.
05:05But you're not quite what I pictured.
05:18I did it.
05:21I proved myself.
05:23Maybe they'll finally accept me.
05:27Well, well.
05:29Here comes our virgin queen.
05:32I'm not a virgin anymore.
05:35I...
05:35I...
05:35I will delay it right now.
05:47I'll give it to him.
05:51Huh.
05:53This is too good to delete.
05:55Imagine how pissed Rat will be
05:57when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
06:12Who made our little reindeer cry?
06:15Let's go.
06:16Relax.
06:25I've got you.
06:26I was wrong about him.
06:29He's actually nice.
06:30Nothing likes a bad boy everyone talks about.
06:33He'll help me with Britney.
06:35Right?
06:36Rat?
06:37Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
06:42What?
06:43I can't hear you.
06:44Forget it.
06:46I'll ask another time.
06:52This is how you'll help me shake it off.
06:53You?
06:58Baking a cake.
07:03All right.
07:04Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
07:08Is that the picture?
07:12Is that right?
07:13How's that taste?
07:25How's that taste?
07:31Speed.
07:33All right.
07:34Let's go.
07:34I got two more.
07:47At the homecoming dances in two days, would you maybe want to...
07:54Now sugar.
07:57Sugar makes you happy.
08:01It's science.
08:08Anyway, what were you saying?
08:10This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
08:19I'll never forget it.
08:22You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
08:25No one's ever brought me a birthday party before.
08:27Well then, every cake needs a candle.
08:45Go ahead.
08:46She's not as bad as her mother.
09:01She's just...
09:02Her.
09:06So,
09:07Fyrat isn't here yet.
09:10He's like...
09:11That's ten minutes late.
09:13He's probably just...
09:16Run away.
09:17I'll...
09:17I'll text him again.
09:18Take it to rest.
09:20It's not again.
09:22There's no way he'll ever eat to someone who looks like a 12 years old boy.
09:31Dude,
09:32you've got to see this.
09:34Rini's about to eat her alive.
09:37Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention...
09:42Why didn't I help you up?
09:43No.
09:44No, let me go.
09:56Aw.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:13Oh, look at you.
10:14Oh, don't go.
10:15Oh, don't go.
10:18So pretty.
10:20Really.
10:20Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
10:26Everyone, check this out.
10:29Fix your eyes on Aston Heights Top Girl.
10:34They so fail.
10:35Look how popular you are.
10:42Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
10:46Brett won't care.
10:48Because he only belongs to me.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:54Oh, my God.
10:54Okay, thank you.
10:56No way, Brett won't go for anyone but me.
11:21Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
11:34Great joke.
11:38Brett, I need...
11:44It's showtime, liar.
11:50Oh, don't be shy now.
11:56Show us your charm.
11:59Everyone, let's give a round of applause for our new walking sexton ball.
12:12Dix and Stonewits know her.
12:15Sister Spuddy makes us her.
12:18Oh, you get tired so soon.
12:21We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
12:25Yeah.
12:26Yummy.
12:28Great.
12:29That's so much better.
12:32Don't let her joke.
12:34There's something to wash it down with.
12:35Why did you lie?
12:36Is this what you wanted?
12:40Is she out of her mind?
12:41This is a gala, not a strip club.
12:47Something doesn't feel wrong.
12:48Isn't she doing Forbes into this?
12:54We're even hiding.
12:55You got nothing in there.
12:56she looks like a stick.
12:57Just the chicken.
12:58We got a tiny arm.
12:59Why did you lie?
13:00Is this what you wanted?
13:02Is she out of her mind?
13:03Is she out of her mind?
13:03This is a gala, not a strip club.
13:06Something doesn't feel wrong. Isn't she doing Forbes into this?
13:20Where are you even hiding? You've got nothing in there.
13:24She looks like a stick figure. Strip all you want, honey. No one's getting hard.
13:36My friend, so I can finally lose my virginity.
14:00Oh God, I think she's mistaking Santa for Tinder.
14:06Look at you. Freckles like a wounded sandwich.
14:11Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
14:15Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
14:17Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
14:26You get two options. First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true.
14:35Or... I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood.
14:42Please don't.
14:44There is no way out of this.
14:49Why didn't you ask James?
14:51Go on!
14:52Three...
14:53Two...
14:54James, would you...
14:55Ew, what the fuck?
14:56I don't see how the fuck are a cat just.
14:57there is no way out of this nice why didn't you ask james go on three
15:15two james would you ew what the fuck i don't see a fucking cactus
15:27are you okay where did you come from
15:48santa could it be did santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend
15:55you look like you need a christmas present go on pick one it's yours
16:07i pick you
16:25so mr surveyor are you ready to be my reindeer wait how
16:48how do you know my name magic no it's right on that student card over there
16:58can i tell you a secret
17:01this is my first time i don't really know what i'm doing our first time do you not
17:09do you not like me because i'm a virgin oh it's just are you sure you want your first time to be
17:18you want your first time to be with me i'm sure
17:32do you leave
17:46morning miss reindeer last night wasn't a game to me if you are up for more let's see where this goes
17:53i slept with rhett langley
18:07i got remarried
18:09you got remarried
18:11you just buried mom a few months ago where's the goddamn rush to swap around i'm telling you not asking
18:21the name is rosemary vale she's got a daughter that goes to your school name's thistle and she's a
18:27freshman like i fucking care i will never accept that it's not your call
18:33i'm planning a family dinner next monday play nice and you'll get your credit cards back no more
18:43busting ass over these shitty jobs
18:50not a goddamn chance in hell
18:52but you're not quite what i pictured
19:15i did it i proved myself maybe they'll finally accept me
19:22well well here comes our virgin queen
19:27i'm not a virgin anymore
19:29i
19:40i will delete it right now give it to me
19:46huh this is too good to delete
19:49imagine how pissed rat will be when he hears that this bitch was name dropping him for attention
20:07who made our little reindeer cry let's go
20:10relax
20:19i've got you
20:21i was wrong about him
20:23he's actually nice nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about
20:27he'll help me with britney right
20:30brett
20:30what would you be my date to the home queen dance on monday
20:37what i can't hear you
20:39forget it i'll ask another time
20:46this is how you'll help me shake it off
20:48you baking a cake
20:57all right just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies
21:02is that the picture
21:03is that right
21:19how's that taste
21:20you're sweet
21:28all right let's go
21:34i have teamwork
21:35that the homecoming dance is in two days would you maybe wanna
21:50now sugar sugar makes you happy it's science
21:56anyway what were you saying
22:07this is the first cake anyone's ever given me
22:11thank you
22:14i'll never forget it
22:16you're telling me you've never had a birthday cake
22:19no one's ever thrown me a birthday party before
22:26well then
22:30every cake needs a candle
22:39go ahead
22:53she's not as bad as her mother
22:54she's just
22:57her
23:01so
23:02why rat isn't here yet
23:05he's like
23:0615 minutes late
23:09he's probably just
23:10run away
23:11i'll i'll touch the maker
23:12take it to rest
23:14it's not a game
23:16there's no way you'll ever eat to someone who looks like a 12 years old boy
23:24i don't know
23:25dude
23:26you've got to see this
23:28renee's about to eat her alive
23:32since you're so desperate for red's attention
23:36why don't i help you up
23:38no
23:39no let me go
23:39oh
23:50oh my god
23:53oh my god look at you oh don't go
24:09so pretty you really let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
24:18everyone check this out it's your eyes on aster heights top girl please don't fail
24:29look how popular you are unfortunately no matter how pathetic you look
24:40rat won't care because he only belongs to me
25:10no way rat won't go for anyone but me
25:17now i heard someone's been spreading rumors that i slept with you
25:25great joke
25:29great joke
25:39it's showtime liar
25:44oh
25:48don't be shy now show us your charm
25:53everyone let's give a round of applause for our new walking sex so tall
26:07dicks and stormwitch know her so so spudy makes us her
26:13aww you get tired so soon we should keep you going with some carbs eh
26:19yummy
26:24yummy
26:26great that's so much better
26:38but don't let her joke
26:41i think there's something to wash it down with
26:44why did you lie is this what you wanted
26:54is she out of her mind this is a gala not a strip club
26:59something doesn't feel wrong
27:03doesn't feel wrong isn't she being forced into this
27:10we're even hiding you got nothing in there
27:18she looks like a stick figure
27:20strip all you want honey no one's getting hard
27:24so i can finally lose my virginity
27:41please get back
27:42oh god i think she's mistaking santa for tender
27:58look at you
28:03freckles like a moon to sandwich
28:06even your body looks like i've used kate to
28:09let's spare santa the tough case this year
28:13what they want to do
28:16smile
28:17I wanna stop
28:18smile
28:19wake up
28:20stop
28:21talk
28:22you know
28:23I'm not scared
28:24do you know
28:25do you know
28:26too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
28:30oh
28:32this do you get your options first strip down and ask who in a make here a little
28:41Christmas fish come true or I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood
28:50please don't there is no way out of this lies why can't you ask James
29:02go on three two James won't you you what the fuck I don't see what a fucking cactus
29:32are you okay where did you come from
29:39Santa could it be did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend
29:49you look like you need a Christmas present go on pick one it's yours
29:56I pick you
30:03I
30:06I
30:10I
30:14I
30:18I
30:20I
30:22I
30:24I
30:26So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
30:41Wait, how do you know my name?
30:46Magic.
30:47Now it's right on that string card over there.
30:52Can I tell you a secret?
30:56This is my first time.
30:58I don't really know what I'm doing.
31:01Our first time?
31:03Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
31:07No, it's just...
31:09Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
31:18I'm sure.
31:26Do you leave?
31:40Morning, Miss Reindeer.
31:42Last night wasn't a game to me.
31:44If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
31:48Brett Langley.
31:50Langley?
31:51I slept with Brett Langley.
31:55The bad boy?
31:56I got remarried.
32:04You got remarried?
32:07You just buried mom a few months ago.
32:09Where's the goddamn rush to swap around?
32:11I'm telling you, not asking.
32:15Her name is Rosemary Vale.
32:17She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
32:19Her name's Thistle.
32:21And she's a freshman.
32:22Like I fucking care.
32:24I will never accept that.
32:26It's not your call.
32:28I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
32:34Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
32:37No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
32:44Not a goddamn chance at hell.
32:53But you're not quite what I pictured.
32:56I did it.
33:10I proved myself.
33:12Maybe they'll finally accept me.
33:16Well, well.
33:18Here comes our virgin queen.
33:21I'm not a virgin anymore.
33:23I...
33:24I will delete it right now.
33:36Give it to me.
33:40Huh.
33:41This is too good to delete.
33:44Imagine how pissed Rat will be
33:46when he hears that this bitch
33:47was name-dropping him for attention.
34:01Who made our little reindeer cry?
34:04Let's go.
34:05Relax.
34:14I've got you.
34:15I was wrong about him.
34:17He's actually nice.
34:19Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
34:22He'll help me with Britney.
34:23Right?
34:24Brad?
34:25Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
34:28I can't hear you.
34:34Forget it.
34:35I'll ask another time.
34:40This is how you'll help me shake it off.
34:46You?
34:47Baking a cake.
34:48All right.
34:53Just some tough guy
34:54with some bad temper
34:55and no hobbies.
34:57Is that the picture?
35:01Is that right?
35:13How's that taste?
35:14It's me.
35:22All right.
35:23Let's go.
35:29I got teamwork.
35:36At the homecoming dance
35:38is in two days.
35:40Would you maybe want to...
35:43Now sugar.
35:47Sugar makes you happy.
35:49It's science.
35:57Anyway,
35:58what were you saying?
36:01This is the first cake
36:03anyone's ever given me.
36:08I'll never forget it.
36:10You're telling me
36:11you've never had a birthday cake?
36:12No one's ever
36:14thrown me a birthday party before.
36:22Well then.
36:24Every cake
36:25needs a candle.
36:33Go ahead.
36:34Go ahead.
36:34She's not as bad
36:48as her mother.
36:49She's just
36:50her.
36:51her.
36:52So,
36:56why rat isn't here yet?
36:59He's like...
37:00just ten minutes late.
37:03He's probably just
37:04run away.
37:05I'll text it again.
37:07Hey,
37:07there's a rat.
37:08Oh,
37:09it's not a game.
37:11There's no way
37:12you'll ever
37:12into someone
37:13who looks like
37:14Long years old boy.
37:20Dude, you gotta see this.
37:22Renee's about to eat her alive.
37:26Since you're so desperate for Red's attention...
37:30Why didn't I help you up?
37:32No. No, let me go.
37:44Aww.
38:00Oh my god.
38:02Look at you.
38:04Oh, dolled up.
38:06So pretty, really.
38:08Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
38:14Everyone, check this out.
38:18Fix your eyes on Aston Heights Top Girl.
38:22Please don't fail.
38:28Look how popular you are.
38:30Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
38:34Red won't care.
38:36Because he only belongs to me.
38:38It belongs to me.
38:40Aww.
38:42Aww.
38:44Haha.
38:46No way.
39:07Press won't go for anyone but me.
39:11Hey.
39:11Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
39:23Great joke.
39:27Rhett, I need...
39:29It's showtime, liar.
39:41Oh, don't be shy now.
39:44Show us your charm.
39:47Everyone, let's give a round of applause.
39:51How are you walking sex so far?
40:01Dixon Stonewitch know her.
40:04Sister Spuddy makes us her.
40:06Oh, you get tired so soon.
40:11We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
40:18Yummy.
40:29Great.
40:30That's so much better.
40:34Don't let her joke.
40:36Because I'm going to do what she's done with.
40:45Why did you lie?
40:47Is this what you wanted?
40:51Is she out of her mind?
40:52This is a gala, not a strip club.
40:56Something doesn't feel wrong.
40:58Isn't she being forced into this?
41:06Where are you even hiding?
41:11You got nothing in there.
41:13She looks like a stick figure.
41:15Strip all you want, honey.
41:17No one's getting hard.
41:18My friend, so I can finally lose my virginity.
41:46Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
41:56Look at you.
41:58Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
42:01Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to it.
42:04Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
42:07Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
42:27You get your options.
42:32First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true.
42:38Or...
42:39I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood.
42:45Please don't.
42:46There is no way out of this.
42:52What is that?
42:54Why didn't you ask James?
42:56Go on!
42:59Three.
43:03Two.
43:05James, would you...
43:07Ew, what the fuck?
43:08I don't see all the fucker characters.
43:29Are you okay?
43:32Where did you come from?
43:37Santa?
43:38Could it be?
43:41Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
43:45You look like you need a Christmas present.
43:47Go on.
43:48Pick one.
43:50It's yours.
43:56I pick you.
44:08So, Mr. Selvao.
44:19Are you ready to be my reindeer?
44:21So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
44:36Wait, how...
44:37How do you know my name?
44:40Magic.
44:42No, it's right on that student card over there.
44:47Can I tell you a secret?
44:48This is my first time.
44:52I don't really know what I'm doing.
44:55Our first time?
44:57Do you not...
44:59Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
45:01No, it's just...
45:04Are you sure you want your first time to be...
45:09With me?
45:12I'm sure.
45:18Do you leave?
45:34Morning, Miss Reindeer.
45:36Last night wasn't a game to me.
45:39If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
45:42Brett Langley.
45:45Langley?
45:45I slept with Brett Langley.
45:50The bad boy?
45:55I got remarried.
45:58You got remarried?
46:01We just buried Mom a few months ago.
46:03Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
46:05I'm telling you, not asking.
46:09Her name is Rosemary Vale.
46:12She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
46:14Her name's Thistle.
46:15And she's a freshman.
46:16Like I fucking care.
46:18I will never accept her.
46:21It's not your call.
46:22I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
46:28Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
46:32No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
46:39Not a goddamn chance in hell.
46:40But you're not quite what I pictured.
46:50I did it.
47:04I proved myself.
47:06Maybe they'll finally accept me.
47:10Well, well.
47:12Here comes our virgin queen.
47:15I'm not a virgin anymore.
47:17I-I will delight it right now.
47:31Give it to me.
47:34Huh.
47:36This is too good to delight.
47:38Imagine how pissed Brett will be
47:40when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
47:47Who made our little reindeer fly?
47:58Let's go.
48:07Relax.
48:08I've got you.
48:09I was wrong about him.
48:12He's actually nice.
48:13Nothing likes to buy the way everyone talks about.
48:15He'll help me use Britney.
48:18Right?
48:19Brett?
48:20Would you pay my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
48:25What?
48:26I can't hear you.
48:28Forget it.
48:29I'll ask another time.
48:35This is how you'll help me shake it off.
48:40You?
48:41Baking a cake.
48:45Oh, uh, just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
48:51Is that the picture?
48:55Is that right?
49:08How's that taste?
49:08Sweet.
49:16All right, let's go.
49:18Oh, God.
49:23I got teamwork.
49:30Brett, the homecoming dance is in two days.
49:34Would you, maybe, want to...
49:36Now, sugar.
49:41Sugar makes you happy.
49:44It's science.
49:51Anyway, what were you saying?
49:55This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
50:02I'll never forget it.
50:05You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
50:08No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
50:16Well then.
50:18Every cake needs a candle.
50:21Go ahead.
50:41She's not as bad as her mother.
50:44She's just...
50:45Her.
50:46So, why Rat isn't here yet?
50:53He's like...
50:54That's ten minutes late.
50:57He's probably just been late.
51:00I'll text him again.
51:01Hey, Rat.
51:03Ritz-laggy.
51:05There's no way he'll ever eat to someone who looks like a twelve years old boy.
51:11Dude, you've got to see this.
51:16Brittany's about to eat her alive.
51:20Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention...
51:25Why don't I help you up?
51:27No.
51:27No, let me go.
51:38Hey.
51:39Oh, my God.
51:56Look at you.
51:57Oh, dolled up.
52:01So pretty.
52:03Really?
52:03Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
52:09Everyone, check this out.
52:12Fix your eyes on an Aston Heights top girl.
52:17Please don't fail.
52:22Look how popular you are.
52:25Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look, Rat won't care.
52:31Because he only belongs to me.
52:33Oh, my God.
52:34Oh, my God.
52:35Oh, my God.
52:36Oh, my God.
52:37Oh, my God.
52:37Oh, my God.
52:38No way.
53:02Brett won't go for anyone but me.
53:04Hi.
53:06Hi.
53:09Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
53:17Great joke.
53:21Rat, I need...
53:23It's showtime, liar.
53:29Oh, don't be shy now.
53:39Show us your charm.
53:41Everyone, let's give a round of applause for our new walking sex symbol.
53:48Dix and Stonewitz know her.
53:58Sister Spuddy makes us her.
54:00Oh, you get tired so soon.
54:04We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
54:13Yummy.
54:13Great, that's so much better.
54:26I don't want to let her joke.
54:30There's nothing to wash it down with.
54:32Why did you lie?
54:42Is this what you wanted?
54:45Is she out of her mind?
54:47This is a gala, not a strip club.
54:51Something doesn't feel wrong.
54:53You think she's being focused into this?
54:55Where are you even hiding?
55:05You got nothing in there.
55:07She looks like a stick figure.
55:10Strip all you want, honey.
55:11No one's getting hard.
55:12I know.
55:26Yeah.
55:28Oh.
55:29Oh.
55:30Oh.
55:31Oh.
55:33Oh.
55:35Oh.
55:37Oh.
55:38Oh.
55:39Oh.
55:39Oh.
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