00:00The End
00:30Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:48In the midst of a beautiful green forest
01:00There was a quaint little cottage
01:08And in this cottage there lived three bears
01:17The papa bear
01:21The mama bear
01:26And the baby bear
01:32Ready to eat their three bowls of porridge
01:37There, there, and there
01:42The baby bear said
01:44Gee, this stuff's too hot
01:47The mama bear said
01:49Oh, it is too hot
01:52And the papa bear said
01:53Soup's too hot
01:58Hot stuff
02:19Knowing that the porridge was too hot
02:28The mama bear suggested
02:30Come now, let's all go for a ride
02:32Until the porridge cools
02:33So she picked up her hat
02:35And out the door went the three bears
02:50The baby bear
02:51The mama bear
02:53And the papa bear
02:55And into the beautiful green forest
02:59Rode the three bears
03:04The papa bear
03:07The mama bear
03:11And the baby bear
03:16Meanwhile, through the beautiful green forest
03:24Came little goldilocks
03:28Suddenly she stopped
03:35And there was a house
03:37She knocked on the door
03:44Come in, little red
03:55Come in, little red
03:59Riding hook
04:01Hey, what is this?
04:08A frame-up?
04:09Who are you?
04:11Why, I'm little goldilocks
04:14Isn't this where the three bears live?
04:17Nah, this isn't where the three bears live
04:20That outfit lives two miles down the road
04:23At the first stop signal
04:25Now scram out of here
04:26Before you spoil everything
04:28This is grandma's dump
04:30And I'm waiting for red riding hood
04:33What's red riding hood got
04:36That I haven't got?
04:43What's red riding hood got
04:45That she hasn't?
04:47Say, why didn't I think of that?
04:51Yeah
04:52Let's see now
04:53Goldilocks, goldilocks, goldilocks
04:55Ah, here it is
04:57And after she ate the porridge
05:00She became very sleepy
05:02And went upstairs to take a nap
05:04Yeah, that's it
05:06Hey, taxi!
05:10To the three bears' house and step on it
05:12I'll take care of any tickets
05:14Feeding homeward to eat the porridge
05:23To which came the three bears
05:25Sound kind of like a police car
05:41Go to
05:41Now up to the three bears' house
05:50Skip little goldilocks
05:54She opened the door
06:00But waiting upstairs
06:02Meanwhile, through another section
06:09Of the beautiful green forest
06:10Came little red riding hood
06:15Up to grandma's house
06:22She opened the door
06:25Grandma!
06:28Oh, grandma!
06:45After eating the porridge
06:48Up the stairs went sleepy little goldilocks
06:52Oh, hello, Goldie
07:01Yeah?
07:02This is red riding hood
07:04Say, kid
07:05I just found a note on my grandma's pillow
07:08From that skunk, the wolf
07:09Here
07:11Take a look
07:12Well, gee, thanks a lot, Red
07:17See you later
07:18Hurrying home to their porridge
07:27Came the three bears
07:29And they ate mine all up
07:40And they ate mine all up
07:40It's two
07:45Robbers
07:48Now, Ma, you and Junior stay right here
07:53I'll go upstairs and take care of that crook
07:56I know there ain't no robber up there
08:09Just a little tiny girl named Goldilocks
08:12I read this story last week in Reader's Digest
08:15You come out of that bed
08:26You cute little curly-headed rascal
08:29Well, you are gold
08:35Well, me are you
08:37Well, you
08:37So over the hill went the three bears
08:48The papa bear
08:50The mama bear
08:52And the little bear behind
08:56I know there ain't no robber
08:57I know there ain't no robber
08:58I know there ain't no robber
08:59I know there ain't no robber
09:00I know there ain't no robber
09:01I know there ain't no robber
09:02I know there ain't no robber
09:03I know there ain't no robber
09:04I know there ain't no robber
09:05I know there ain't no robber
09:06I know there ain't no robber
09:07I know there ain't no robber
09:08I know there ain't no robber
09:09I know there ain't no robber
09:10I know there ain't no robber
09:11I know there ain't no robber
09:12I know there ain't no robber
09:13I know there ain't no robber
09:14I know there ain't no robber
09:15I know there ain't no robber
09:16I know there ain't no robber
09:17I know there ain't no robber
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