00:00I'm Joey Stiles
00:07And well, well, well, well
00:16I always win the bedroom battle
00:20I kick it like a cowboy
00:22I slaughter them like cattle
00:25And a stud muffin never kisses and tells
00:28So I would never tattle
00:30But your mom does some pretty outrageous things
00:34With a pacifier and a rattle
00:37Because I'm not just her babysitter
00:40I'm her power hitter
00:42The quintessential stud muffin
00:44The lyrical miracle
00:46And the sexual intellectual
00:53Joel
00:54Every woman's infatuation
00:58Across the whole entire nation
01:01They like the pulsation
01:03But they love the penetration
01:06And I can sense
01:08I can sense your frustration
01:11Since all you get is masturbation
01:14You can use your imagination
01:18Or I could give you a demonstration
01:20Or I could give you a demonstration
01:22Forget the tree at Rockefeller Center
01:40Forget Macy's window
01:42Because tonight, New York
01:44We've got a massacre
01:46On 34th Street
01:49The Massacre
01:50The Massacre
01:51On 34th Street
01:56The Massacre
