00:00This is John.
00:04Nice beer.
00:06He just wants to spend Christmas with the family.
00:08Is Daddy coming home with you?
00:10We'll see what Santa and Mommy can do.
00:13But when he gets stuck at the office party...
00:16Merry Christmas!
00:18It'll be a holiday...
00:19Merry Christmas!
00:20...he'll never forget.
00:23Ho, ho, ho.
00:26Welcome to the party, pal!
00:28This Christmas...
00:30It's a time of miracles, so be of good cheer.
00:33Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
00:36Get ready to jingle some bells...
00:39...and deck the halls...
00:41...with boughs of...
00:45Bruce Willis...
00:47Mother of course, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
00:51Alan Rickman...
00:52Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
00:55Yippee-ki-yay, mother...
00:56...together in the greatest Christmas story ever told.
01:01I've got some bad news for you, Dwayne.
01:04Hans, Boobie, eat it, Harvey.
01:07Holy shit.
01:11I'm starting to get a bad feeling up here.
01:14Merry Christmas.
01:17Die Hard.
01:18This is their idea of Christmas.
01:22I've got to be here for New Year's.
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