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00:00Us, Hillary.
00:02I don't think we're going to work.
00:04What?
00:06Look, I need a partner in life.
00:08A wife who's going to go where I need to go
00:11and do what I need to do
00:12and be excited about my accomplishments.
00:14I can't get dragged down by somebody
00:15who's out saving dogs and cats
00:16and God knows what else.
00:20Jason, is this about moving to Pittsburgh?
00:23I'll move to Pittsburgh.
00:26A new VP position opened up in our Pittsburgh office
00:29and I guarantee I'm the top pick for this position.
00:31We have a life here.
00:34What am I going to do with Pittsburgh?
00:37Look, I just, I have to stay focused
00:40and mobile to advance in my career.
00:42I got to keep my priorities straight.
00:43Believe me, this is one of those tough decisions,
00:45but it's for the best, for both of us.
00:49I just, I can't make a mistake.
00:51Not now.
00:57What did I pick up?
00:59A mistake.
01:02Just, I have to get this.
01:05Just, just, just.
01:07Go for King.
01:09No, no, no.
01:10That is exactly how you...
01:11He's a jerk.
01:15I knew he was too good to be true.
01:16Maybe my mom was right.
01:18Maybe I let him keep one foot out the door.
01:19All right, it's time to pick the winner
01:21for this week's KJWM Weekly Holiday Vacation Giveaway.
01:25And the lucky winner is Hillary Burns.
01:28Oh my God, you won!
01:30We are finally in the running for a trip to Mexico.
01:33It could be our honeymoon.
01:34What?
01:35All of my sisters found perfect men
01:37and I can't even get one in the door.
01:40Is that it?
01:41Is that what would make you happy right now
01:43to bring home a man for Thanksgiving?
01:45I just can't go home all alone.
01:47I just can't face it.
01:48I can't do it.
01:49Not now.
01:49Okay, look.
01:52All you have to do,
01:53just post this with a flirty little intro video
01:56of your pretty face and voila.
01:58All you have to do is click.
02:00I'll help you do the video.
02:02You really think it's a good idea
02:04to bring a stranger home
02:05or possibly a psycho to my parents' house
02:07for Thanksgiving?
02:09Hillary, I just wanted you to know
02:11I planned a small family gathering at the house
02:14for when you and Jason arrived.
02:17Do it.
02:17What?
02:17Now, of course,
02:18if he preferred white.
02:21Hi.
02:22Hi.
02:23Hi.
02:23Hi.
02:24My name is Hillary.
02:26I need to hire a fake fiancé
02:28to bring home to my family for Thanksgiving.
02:31In return, you will receive
02:32two free first-class tickets
02:34to Fla del Carmen, Mexico.
02:36So just record a quick video intro,
02:38post it to this page,
02:39and we'll get back to you.
02:44Whoa!
02:45What?
02:46Who is it?
02:46Come in.
02:47I can't believe it.
02:49Look at all of these.
02:55All right.
02:56Mexico has got some of the sweetest waves, man.
03:00I mean, after the weekend's over here,
03:01we can just serve,
03:03sun,
03:03serve,
03:04eat,
03:05serve,
03:05and then serve some water.
03:07I do have irritable bowel syndrome.
03:09Uh-oh!
03:10So really,
03:10I need to get to Mexico.
03:11Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:22Huh.
03:23Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
03:25I knew this was a bad idea come over here oh come on just talk to him he's
03:38cute he kind of looks like Jason hi is everything okay over there
03:42depending on what you mean by okay everything's great
03:45why don't you tell us a bit about yourself oh okay my name is David I'm an
03:51actor hey wait I know you hey wait I know you you're the cell phone guy in the
03:56costume that's just sad he's our first interview come on let's go hi excuse me
04:04oh I said acting is my full-time job and today I'm playing a large cell phone crap
04:13I knew it come on we gotta go back that's right and you're the reporter yeah I was
04:21sorry to hear about the newspaper shutting down did you lose your job or what do
04:24you think right sorry obvious for what it's worth I got fired playing a big red
04:32cell phone so oh I'm sorry don't be you could help me save my very last red
04:37dignity I mean if I can't book a job playing a fake fiance for a weekend I
04:43should probably call it quits are you free to meet Hillary tomorrow face to
04:47face sure thing hey okay so I Facebook him he hasn't responded and when you
04:54google him the only thing that comes up are a few photos of him on Flickr with
04:58some chick named Lindsay on a beach so looks like he's not psycho he's just
05:03another out-of-work loser actor did you sound like my agent oh hi hi um you two have
05:10fun great hi so I checked out yeah seems like it do you think that Jason is more
05:22of a corporate lawyer type corporate what kind of car do you drive 98 Jeep Grand
05:27Cherokee fully loaded we'll take my car okay I'm gonna find you on Facebook
05:32accept my request click on all my family photo albums memorize all the names
05:35everybody's clearly marked okay we'll do okay well I guess I'll pick you up here
05:42tomorrow 8 a.m. sharp sounds good okay
05:53sorry I don't know what's going on here with the thing the hair I'll take care of
05:59yeah I'm gonna buy your coffee
06:08you clean up real good thank you you look nice yourself
06:21and don't forget my parents are very excited that you are a lawyer
06:28about that I don't know if I'm gonna be able to pull that off
06:31you're an actor
06:33act
06:34okay hit me with the family breakdown
06:40okay uh Meredith mother housewife extraordinaire
06:45Roy dad and councilman uh your younger sister is Trish
06:49Joy
06:49right right Trish is the middle one and uh her husband is Gil
06:53and Joy's fiance's name is uh John Paul
06:57Peter you gotta get these straight they're all gonna be at the party party
07:00yeah it's no big deal just family
07:02how long were you and Jason engaged
07:05uh we dated for seven months we were engaged for two
07:07wow what happened
07:10he's uh he's under a lot of pressure really stressed he got this big job promotion offer in
07:16Pittsburgh so oh look here we are
07:20okay just remember say as little as possible and follow my lead
07:26here we go
07:28here we go
07:30oh honey honey honey you're finally here
07:34oh sweetie come here
07:37you know you could wash that car every once in a while
07:44what about Jason's Tesla I wanted to ride in that
07:47oh that was my fault I wanted to save my mileage so he took the jet instead
07:51oh well at least we finally get to meet Jason
07:56oh
07:57you're practically part of the family now
08:01yeah
08:02okay well let's go in
08:03okay
08:04everybody's looking forward to meeting you
08:06okay come on in here
08:10oh my god I thought you said this was family only
08:14I didn't want the whole town to think that you were gonna be a spinster forever
08:18everyone this is Hillary's fiance Jason
08:22hi hi how's it going
08:24oh hey
08:26oh yeah
08:27oh Jason
08:28yeah you were that firm that's defending that uh schmuck shorman
08:32shorman
08:33yeah man he's as guilty as they come if you ask me
08:36bilking all those suckers out of their life savings
08:38you know Frank I think everybody's considered innocent till proven guilty
08:42isn't that right Jason
08:43Jason
08:45yeah
08:45Mr. Burns
08:47call me Roy
08:48yes
08:48pleasure to meet you Roy
08:50you know what they say
08:51does it feel to be defending a crook like that
08:53well I
08:54you know what
08:55Frank
08:55why don't you get yourself some eggnog
08:57I just whipped up a fresh batch
08:59oh that's my time
08:59thanks bud
09:00practice comes for the eggnog
09:02yeah
09:02so listen
09:03uh what kind of cases
09:04do you do
09:05do you do uh
09:05I don't know
09:06fraud or extortion
09:08or money laundering
09:09uh yeah
09:10yeah I do all of those
09:12come on dad
09:13leave poor Jason alone
09:14he's spent enough time in the office already
09:16yeah doing all that lawyering
09:18did you play?
09:20uh yes but quite badly
09:21no that would be great
09:23do you mind if I
09:24don't
09:25you know when Hillary was young
09:30she used to sing
09:31oh
09:32no
09:34oh no no no no no
09:35okay everybody
09:44it's time to show
09:45the engagement ring
09:47wait till you see
09:48this beauty
09:49ta-da
09:50that's a funny story
10:02actually right
10:04sweetie
10:04it turns out Hillary
10:05lost a few pounds
10:07and the ring doesn't fit her
10:08anymore
10:08and this morning
10:09she's taking a shower
10:10she gets out of the shower
10:11and the ring falls off her finger
10:13into the toilet
10:14she calls me hysteric
10:16crazy
10:16I was crazy
10:17crazy
10:17she was freaking out
10:19I get there
10:20so what do I do?
10:21I've got to man up
10:22right Roy?
10:23I've got to do it
10:23it's go time
10:24so I get down there on my knees
10:25and I go in there
10:27I go in there
10:28I go in deep
10:28I can feel it
10:29I can feel it right there
10:30it gets away
10:31then I have to go a little bit deeper
10:32and I'm reaching for it
10:33and
10:34nope deeper
10:35deeper
10:36he has really
10:36small hands
10:37it's disturbing actually
10:39and I can feel it
10:40I can feel it
10:40right on the edge of my finger
10:41it's right there
10:42it's right there
10:42and
10:43I got it
10:44I got the ring
10:44got the ring
10:46so
10:47oh my god
10:48we decided to leave it home
10:49till we get it resized
10:50yeah
10:51it's better safe
10:52than sorry
10:53right sweetie?
10:56mm-hmm
10:56wanna get a drink
11:00hey
11:02hell isn't it
11:03I thought you quit
11:05I did
11:07so
11:08is my fiance boring yours
11:10with his foot talk yet?
11:11no
11:11but I think David's got his hands
11:13pretty full
11:14did I say David?
11:18yeah
11:18and Jason
11:19of course
11:21David's
11:22a friend
11:22I was on the phone
11:23well I guess
11:26we better go back in there
11:26if mom has anything else
11:29to surprise me with
11:29can you please tell me?
11:31deal
11:31good to see you
11:33oh my sweetie
11:35oh my sweetie
11:35oh my goodness
11:35our picture's taken
11:36a family phone
11:37oh yes we always get
11:39them together here
11:40hey everybody
11:40wait
11:41no
11:41no
11:42no
11:42no
11:43no
11:43no
11:44worry I could show Jason his room
11:46well honey don't be silly
11:47the inn is full
11:49besides
11:50I don't expect you to have separate rooms
11:52just separate beds
11:56separate rooms
11:58and if you need extra pillows or blankets
12:01just ask me
12:02that's okay mom
12:03I think I know where everything is
12:04okay well
12:05you take it tonight
12:06I'll take it tomorrow night
12:06whatever you want
12:07okay
12:08I'm gonna go get change for bed
12:10okay
12:11oh
12:17oh
12:19sorry
12:20um
12:21no I'm sorry
12:24I thought you were still in the
12:25pajamas please
12:26uh
12:26no I don't uh
12:28I don't wear
12:29pajamas
12:31I didn't bring it
12:31okay it's fine
12:32I'll just find
12:33see if my dad has him
12:34great
12:35daddy
12:42daddy
12:44I plead not guilty
12:45sorry
12:46what
12:47sorry
12:48I came to ask you
12:49if Jason could borrow
12:50some pajamas
12:51oh
12:51I don't have any
12:53your mother and I
12:54sleep in the room
12:54ugh
12:55since when
12:56ugh
12:57since Joy went off to college
12:59we ran around naked
13:00for a week
13:01you should see
13:01oh right
13:02no no no
13:02I don't need you
13:02this guy
13:04this Jason
13:05he treats you right
13:06does he
13:06yeah
13:08yeah of course
13:09what
13:10you love him
13:12what
13:13it's an easy question
13:14should be an easy answer
13:16dad I'm marrying the guy
13:17so
13:18do you love him
13:20yes I do
13:22hey
13:26Beatles are right after all
13:29all you need is love
13:32I just wanted to let you know
14:00that I may have lucked into some tickets
14:01that will have no comment
14:02and um
14:04I don't know
14:04I thought maybe
14:05you might want to go
14:07you know
14:08hey
14:10um
14:11call me
14:13good morning
14:27morning sweetheart
14:28where's Trish and Gil
14:30Trish is still at the hotel
14:31Gil hasn't shown up yet
14:33why are they staying at a hotel
14:34when there's plenty of room here
14:36well with Emma
14:37and the nanny
14:38maybe they felt
14:39they'd be a bother
14:40I don't even know what Trish has a nanny
14:42I mean come on
14:43I felt like she's ever had a job
14:44but it's nice
14:46that her husband can afford
14:47to give her whatever she wants
14:49he's just never around
14:51how about Jason
14:52how much does he earn?
14:54mom
14:55oh sweetie
14:57I just want to make sure
14:58that you're cared for
14:59oh come on mom
15:00it is the 21st century
15:02you don't need to be cared for
15:03you have our own jobs
15:05right Gil?
15:05actually the newspaper
15:08I was working for
15:09shut down
15:10oh honey
15:11not again
15:12well it's not my fault
15:13nobody reads newspapers anymore
15:14everything's on the internet
15:16I know
15:16well
15:17just in time
15:19I want you to tell me
15:20if my yam casserole
15:22is sweet enough
15:23oh I'm sorry
15:24I'm not a fan
15:25yes you are
15:27you're such a joker
15:28he's such a joker
15:30he loves yams
15:30like I said
15:31he loves yams
15:32yeah I love it
15:32okay
15:33okay
15:33I made that with Splenda
15:40instead of sugar
15:41maybe just a little more time
15:47he is really funny
15:49he is
15:51he really is
15:51he's so funny
15:52he's such a joker
15:53well I just hope
15:55he's more serious
15:56when it comes to setting
15:57a wedding date
15:58please don't start
16:00honey
16:00I'm sorry
16:01if I seem a little anxious
16:04it's just that I have been deprived
16:07of planning the weddings
16:09for not one
16:10but two of my daughters
16:13here we go
16:13can't you girls understand
16:15that a mother wants to plan
16:18her daughter's weddings
16:20oh since you were babies
16:21I've dreamed of this
16:23and then to find out
16:25that Trisha eloped
16:26to an island
16:27well what about Joy
16:28Joy's engaged
16:29yes
16:30Joy's engaged
16:31yes
16:31yes she is
16:32and has been for two years
16:34I will be six feet under
16:36by the time she sets a date
16:38I'm sorry
16:42if I'm a little
16:42upset
16:45but honey
16:47it's come down to you
16:49you're the only one
16:50I can count on
16:51I'm
16:51I'm
16:52December 21st
16:53I'm
16:55I'm
16:55December 21st
16:57I didn't want to tell you
16:58I wanted to
16:59we were going to surprise you
17:00at dinner
17:01but that's it
17:02December 21st
17:03you're getting married
17:04on December 21st
17:06yes
17:06oh my god
17:08it's kind of soon
17:09but it's fabulous
17:10oh my darling
17:11they're all
17:12oh this is fantastic
17:14oh did you hear
17:17I'm so happy
17:18well
17:19okay I have to book
17:20the community hall
17:22and call Gail's greenery
17:24I don't even know
17:24the number
17:25we wanted something small
17:27what are they doing
17:37out there
17:38well your father
17:39got it in his head
17:40that he was going to
17:41deep fry the turkey
17:42this year
17:43once we get this baby
17:45boiling
17:45you just rig the bird
17:46up to this line
17:47just drop it in the oil
17:48whatever you say
17:50alright let's fire
17:51this bad boy up
17:52alright
17:52get that would you
17:53yeah
17:53let me ask you something
17:54do you ever represent
17:56a councilman
17:57or a politician
17:57or anything
17:58no not personally
17:59but you could
18:00sure
18:01good to know
18:02good to know
18:03uh
18:05wait
18:06don't you want to
18:07wait until the oil
18:08come on
18:09we're missing the gate
18:10besides it's going to take
18:11half an hour
18:11for it to get boiling
18:12come on
18:13oh god
18:14okay
18:15so it's me
18:17no
18:18things are not going well
18:19at all
18:19I just told my mom
18:20that David and I
18:20are getting married
18:21in a month
18:21you're marrying David now
18:22that was quick
18:23no no no
18:24me and Jason
18:24I just I blurted it out
18:26that we're getting married
18:27on December 21st
18:28wait what
18:28this is nuts
18:29I'm putting you on speaker
18:30well no
18:31because what if Jason
18:32really did get cold feet
18:33and he's going to come back to me
18:35because I mean more than
18:36more than Pittsburgh
18:37and then the wedding's already planned
18:38which is
18:39which is
18:40actually not that crazy
18:42no it's crazy
18:43it's super crazy
18:44I know that's crazy
18:45what am I going to do
18:47look I don't know
18:48surf's up
18:49Greg's going to be here any minute
18:50I gotta go
18:51what
18:51yeah just listen to your heart
18:54just ride the wave
18:55just ride the wave
18:57what
18:58I don't want
18:59Sophie
19:00Sophie
19:01you know Roy
19:04I think it's
19:05probably been 30 minutes
19:07should we go
19:07check on the pot
19:08do you know
19:09I could use a little
19:11you know
19:11legal counsel
19:13oh well
19:15you're a
19:16councilman right
19:17I'm sure you have
19:18a great lawyer
19:19he's a little too
19:21involved
19:22you know what I mean
19:24anyway
19:24what would be better
19:25than keeping it in a family
19:26hmm
19:27all right well
19:29I guess I better go
19:30drop that bird in the aisle
19:31oh uh
19:32you sure you don't need
19:32a hand with that
19:33no no
19:33I got it covered
19:34uh ticklish
19:38hi
19:41it's beeping
19:43thank you
19:44um
19:45Peter
19:47can I have my
19:48my foot back now
19:49oh
19:49of course
19:51thank you
19:51welcome
19:52anything important
20:09what oh
20:09no
20:10no
20:11nothing important
20:11oh
20:16oh
20:18oh
20:19oh
20:32oh
20:33oh
20:34oh
20:35oh
20:36oh
20:37oh
20:38Roy
20:39oh
20:40for the love of
20:43well
20:45this isn't so bad
20:47oh
20:51um
20:52I asked for seltzer
20:54this looks like
20:55tap water
20:56with cheese
20:58floating in it
20:58sorry Mrs. Burns
20:59I can see
21:02that your old boyfriend
21:03hasn't amounted to much
21:05hi
21:06sorry we're late
21:08hey
21:08hi
21:09where's Gil
21:10uh
21:11the benefit that he was attending
21:13ran late
21:14so now
21:14he snowed in
21:16in New York
21:17well that's too bad
21:18I know
21:19if he were here
21:20he could have gotten us a table
21:21at the golf club
21:21then we wouldn't have to eat
21:23in this dump
21:23hey
21:24it's not snowing in New York
21:25hmm
21:26you know Gilbert has a platinum
21:29membership to all the best clubs
21:30well
21:31I'm not a big
21:32golf fan
21:33so this place suits me
21:33just fine
21:34this is fine
21:38this is great
21:39I
21:39no
21:41I thought
21:44you said that you met Jason
21:46at a charity golf tournament
21:47that you were covering for that paper
21:49that's right
21:50yeah
21:51I'm not a fan
21:53of the golf
21:54but
21:55you know
21:56like a spectator
21:57but I just play
21:58very very badly
21:59very very badly
22:00that's why they gave you a car
22:02Tesla right
22:05yes
22:05he won the car
22:06at the tournament
22:07and you interviewed the winner
22:08look at me
22:09he forgets everything
22:11right honey
22:12crazy
22:12I think you're sandbagging
22:14aren't you
22:14I know a golf club
22:15I'm a similar
22:16hola
22:17oh thank god
22:17my name is Paco
22:18and I'll be your server
22:19this holiday evening
22:20would you like to hear
22:21about our specials
22:22okay well
22:26basically what we have is
22:27anything that's chicken
22:28poyo
22:28we switch that out for
22:30guajolote
22:31guajolote
22:33that means turkey
22:37and that turkey tacos
22:39are particularly delicious
22:40tonight
22:40David
22:42yes
22:43hey
22:45it's Julian
22:46hi Julian
22:47hey
22:48hi there
22:49hi there
22:50but my name is Jason
22:52Jason
22:53Jason
22:53is my name
22:55no it's not
22:55really
22:56yeah it's Jason
22:57but my
22:58David is my middle name
23:00so there's confusion
23:02sometimes
23:02oh okay
23:03alrighty
23:04well anyway
23:05it's been a while
23:05since we did that bus
23:06and truck tour pair together
23:07oh god you look good
23:10are you still in the biz
23:11yes
23:12so what are you doing
23:14oh you're looking at it
23:15it's a nightmare
23:16yeah
23:16but I had to move back in
23:17with my parents
23:18to get a more stable career
23:19going on
23:19so here I am
23:20alright I hear you
23:22gracias
23:23de nada
23:24I'll be there
23:24it never stops
23:25anyway
23:27I'll be back in a minute
23:28to get your orders
23:28just word to the wise
23:29don't get the flavors
23:30rancheros
23:31I had them for breakfast
23:32I feel like there's a knife
23:33in my colon
23:33happy turkey day everyone
23:35ole
23:35hey
23:36Julian
23:41so Jason David
23:44what biz are you still in
23:47oh I'm in the law
23:49I do a little pro bono work
23:55charity
23:56and I represented
23:59a few theater companies
24:01a few years back
24:02so
24:03theater people are so
24:04I'm crazy
24:06I do some salsa
24:08thank you
24:09he's a giver
24:10how could you forget
24:14we went over that
24:15at least a half of those times
24:16I've never played golf before
24:17it's not a part of my repertoire
24:19and what was all that
24:19with the crazy waiter
24:20in the diner
24:21we were in a production
24:22of hair eight years ago
24:23how was I supposed to know
24:24we'd end up in
24:25where are we anyway
24:26is everything okay
24:28as we were just
24:29talking about the mix-up
24:31in the diner
24:32oh
24:32what mix-up
24:33well I'm pooped
24:35oh I'm pooped too
24:36it's not everyday
24:37that we blow up a turkey
24:38around here
24:39you know dinner was
24:41actually kind of fun
24:42and the mexican food
24:43wasn't half bad
24:44that's good
24:45not as good as your
24:46turkey dinner would have
24:46been
24:47wasn't even close
24:49you know if Hillary
24:51doesn't take me to the
24:51curb
24:52maybe I'll be lucky
24:53enough to try it
24:54next time
24:54well
24:56you know I didn't want
24:57to deep fry that turkey
24:58in the first place
24:59but when Roy gets an
25:01idea stuck in his head
25:02we've got
25:04stuffing
25:05three pies
25:07and my yam casserole
25:09which is always better
25:09on the second day
25:10anyway
25:10that is so true
25:12you know
25:13it's getting late
25:13so you
25:15go to bed
25:16get a good night's sleep
25:18and we'll see you in the
25:19morning okay
25:19good night
25:20your turn to sleep
25:23on the cot
25:23I'm sorry
25:26no
25:29no
25:31it was me
25:31I dropped the ball
25:34I just
25:35I don't know why
25:36you're doing this
25:36I mean I know
25:37you want the tickets
25:38but there's gotta be
25:39an easier way
25:39to get to Mexico
25:40Playa del Carmen
25:44it's where I met
25:47my girlfriend
25:48or rather
25:49my ex-girlfriend
25:50I guess I thought
25:52that if I
25:53took her back
25:54to the resort
25:54where we met
25:55and
25:56I don't know
25:58it might
25:58reignite the spark
26:00or something
26:00but I didn't have
26:03enough money
26:03for the ticket
26:03so
26:04well
26:05I'm sure it'll work
26:06I hope so
26:09I mean
26:10she's kind of
26:11dating this other guy
26:12right now
26:13but who does she call
26:17every time they break up
26:18me
26:19so obviously
26:21she
26:22deep down
26:24she really doesn't
26:25want to be with him
26:26so you're the get back guy
26:28what
26:30what man
26:32the get back guy
26:35you know
26:36the guy she
26:36calls to get back
26:38at her ex
26:38no I'm not that guy
26:39he's that guy
26:40well when you met her
26:41was she seeing him
26:42no they just broken up
26:43see
26:44no no no
26:46it's not like that
26:47no
26:48they broke up
26:49and then we met
26:50and then we were
26:52you know
26:53together
26:53like a couple
26:54for how long
26:55for
26:57five weeks
26:59and then she went back to him
27:02yeah but she keeps calling me
27:05all right
27:07it may look like
27:08I'm the get back guy
27:09but I know
27:11that all she needs to do
27:12is get away from that
27:14that hold
27:15he has on her
27:16and then she can realize
27:17that what she really wants
27:19is me
27:20okay
27:22trust me
27:24I know
27:25she's materialistic
27:27and sentimental
27:27so this could work
27:29maybe
27:30I mean the
27:32the ticket
27:33thing
27:33are you hungry?
27:39you know
27:40I was bummed
27:41when the post closed down
27:42that was my Sunday morning read
27:44I love that funky rag
27:45I know
27:45the end of an era
27:47so are you gonna find
27:48another gig
27:49reporting or something?
27:50I don't know
27:51I mean the only reason
27:52why I got that job
27:52was because my friend
27:53Sophie worked there
27:54and I needed it
27:55and
27:55I thought I'm very good at it
27:57you wrote that article
27:59a few weeks back
28:00about the animal shelter
28:02right?
28:02yeah
28:03that was me
28:03well you must have
28:04some talent
28:05I mean it's thanks to you
28:06that I
28:06am now the proud owner
28:08of the same dog
28:09you were hugging
28:10in that photo
28:10you rescued Skittles
28:12from the animal shelter
28:13because of what I wrote?
28:14yeah
28:14only his name's Whiskey now
28:16yeah
28:17I'm gonna miss the post
28:19I mean
28:21I get all the news
28:22I can handle online
28:23but
28:24I'm gonna hold something
28:25you know
28:26not just my laptop
28:27but an actual newspaper
28:29yeah
28:29I love print
28:30who says print is dead?
28:31let's start a revolution
28:32be not print
28:33nice
28:35what about you?
28:39this and
28:39that cell phone gig
28:41are the only paying jobs
28:42I've had in a while
28:42hmm
28:43look at the pair of us
28:47dumped, unemployed
28:48and eating sugar and carbs
28:49at midnight
28:49right
28:50who is it?
28:58what do you know?
29:00we should take this upstairs
29:01great idea
29:02only two more days to go
29:04if we lie low
29:06we just go with it
29:07and they bring a dog
29:08to get through this
29:09no
29:10let's not press our love
29:11let's get out of here
29:13and go sightseeing
29:14or something
29:14good plan
29:14wow
29:21no
29:21oh
29:22sorry
29:23you startled me
29:24it's
29:25beautiful
29:26oh well
29:27it will be
29:28you do this all yourself?
29:30every year
29:31um
29:31can I
29:32help you at all?
29:33no
29:33oh
29:34oh
29:34I'm sorry
29:37uh
29:40okay
29:40there is a wreath
29:43over there
29:44that I had designed
29:45for the mantle
29:45yes
29:46here?
29:46pick it up very carefully
29:47and it belongs
29:49right on the mantle
29:50in the center
29:51okay
29:51watch yourself
29:52on that ladder
29:53oh
29:54I got it
29:54thank you Jason
29:58don't worry about it
30:00it's a little crooked
30:01there
30:02no I
30:04I mean
30:05thank you for
30:06Thanksgiving
30:07and for
30:08being such a good
30:09sport today
30:10and
30:11thank you for
30:14loving my daughter
30:15she loves you
30:19very much
30:20you know
30:21I can see it
30:24in her face
30:24well
30:27I love her too
30:30Mrs. Burns
30:31oh
30:33call me
30:34Meredith
30:34please
30:35or
30:36or mom
30:37if you like
30:39listen
30:44can I give you a hand
30:45with anything else
30:46or
30:46after
30:47twenty some years
30:49I've got it down
30:49to a science
30:50alright
30:51I'll
30:53um
30:53head up to bed
30:55then
30:56good night
30:58Jason
30:59good night
31:05good night
31:08good night mom
31:08hey Hillary
31:21yeah
31:22you see this
31:24oh yeah
31:24my mom does this
31:25every year after
31:26Thanksgiving
31:26it's her tradition
31:27when we were little
31:28we used to think
31:28it was elves
31:29or something
31:29just the two
31:38I was looking for
31:39I know you're only here
31:45for a few more days
31:46but we have to find
31:48the perfect wedding dress
31:50and pick the china
31:51and the linens
31:53and the cake
31:54oh I think you should go
31:55hon
31:55I mean
31:57go with it
31:58isn't that what
31:59brides are supposed to do
32:00go dress shopping
32:01with their mothers
32:02yes
32:02of course
32:03yeah
32:03but I
32:04really think it's a good
32:05idea to go shopping
32:06on Black Friday
32:07let's go shopping
32:08let's go shopping
32:10let's go shopping
32:11yeah
32:11come on look
32:23oh it's beautiful
32:26here all my purse
32:30are you almost ready
32:40oh
32:42oh
32:44Hillary
32:45it looks beautiful
32:47yeah
32:47oh honey
32:48you look beautiful
32:49pretty
32:49thank you
32:51very much
32:52thank you
32:52thank you
32:53oh darling
32:54I love you
32:55yeah
32:55yeah
32:56oh
32:58so what's going on
33:01with you and Jason
33:02nothing
33:03my point exactly
33:06we're two young
33:07lovebirds
33:08I don't see much
33:09affection
33:11no kiss
33:13no hug
33:13mom he's just not
33:15a touchy-feely guy
33:15don't worry about it
33:16I just want to be able
33:17to see your marriage
33:18succeed
33:19you know
33:20most marriages
33:22fall apart
33:23first
33:23in the bedroom
33:25you know
33:27your father and I
33:27make love
33:28three times a week
33:29ah
33:29my ears are bleeding
33:30Jason's a good catch
33:32a little odd
33:34and nervous
33:35I guess
33:36but
33:36I like him
33:37he's good for you
33:39pretty
33:46oh
33:46pretty
33:48oh
33:49is she getting married
33:50well yes
33:51of course
33:52I'm not
33:53oh
33:53my therapist
33:55my therapist says
33:55that I should
33:56visualize what I want
33:57and it will manifest itself
33:58well that sounds like
33:59a very good strategy
34:02I want that dress
34:04I'll take it
34:05that's beautiful
34:08thank you
34:08nice
34:09oh ma'am
34:11ma'am
34:11that is my fiancé's dress
34:13I saw it first
34:14and it's mine
34:15okay
34:15can I have you please
34:16no
34:16look
34:16of your way
34:17pretty
34:18oh my god
34:19who dressed my bride
34:23just between you and I
34:30how would you advise a client
34:32to proceed
34:32if it was discovered
34:33that let's say
34:34he was getting money
34:35for selling
34:36I don't know
34:37votes
34:37I would probably advise
34:39that person to stop
34:40talking about it
34:40and definitely not
34:41tell any longer
34:42no one
34:43gotcha
34:45gotcha
34:45hey
34:47so what do you like better
34:48cups or mugs
34:49I don't know
34:50I think
34:50I think we get better
34:51use out of mugs
34:52what do you think
34:52table setting for 8 or 12
34:53Hillary
34:55can I talk you outside for a minute
34:56what what what
35:01you do realize
35:03that we're not actually
35:04getting married
35:05right
35:05yeah
35:07yeah
35:07yeah
35:08yeah
35:08yeah
35:08but what if Jason
35:11actually did get cold feet
35:12I mean
35:12a lot of people think
35:14they want to move to Pittsburgh
35:14and then they change their mind
35:16hey
35:17look sharp kids
35:18there is someone here to see you
35:20oh
35:22father Macy
35:27what are you doing here
35:28well sweetie
35:29your wedding is in less than a month
35:31you really should have met
35:32with father Macy weeks ago
35:33so I invited him over
35:35oh
35:36hi
35:36oh
35:37hello
35:39I'm father Macy
35:40hi father
35:41Jason
35:42so
35:43is there somewhere
35:43we could go and talk
35:44well it's a beautiful day
35:47why don't you take a walk
35:48perfect
35:48so
35:49Jason
35:50you're going to marry Hillary
35:52that's what they keep telling me
35:53I would like to make sure
35:54that you're both
35:55headed on the same path
35:56that you share the same ideals
35:59and beliefs
35:59for if not
36:00the marriage could suffer
36:01so Jason
36:03tell me
36:04which church were
36:05you raised in
36:06well
36:07I didn't actually go to church
36:10no worries
36:10are you Roman Catholic
36:12no
36:13Protestant
36:14LDS
36:15Jewish
36:16Jewish
36:18well
36:20I see
36:21I'm sure you understand
36:23then that I would not be able
36:24to perform the ceremony
36:26no we talked about this
36:27and Jason has no problem
36:28converting
36:28actually I
36:30oh
36:31I have a wonderful idea
36:32we could have Jason
36:34baptized at the same time
36:35as Emma
36:36oh I don't
36:37no Trish
36:37I don't
36:38yeah that could
36:40wow
36:41no way
36:42no way I'm getting baptized
36:43come on
36:44it's just a formality
36:45it's not that big a deal
36:46I'm Jewish
36:47you're not that Jewish
36:48what are you even talking about
36:50my grandma Turtletop
36:52would roll in her grave
36:53if she knew I was doing this
36:54my mom will be so disappointed
36:56if we don't have a wedding
36:57at her church
36:57what wedding Hillary
36:59we're not really getting married
37:01stay quiet
37:01shh
37:02oh my god
37:05I'm so sorry
37:07this is so stupid
37:10you're right
37:11this is so stupid
37:12what am I doing
37:12this is so stupid
37:13I mean
37:15here I am
37:16trying to do everything
37:17to make my mother happy
37:18and for what
37:19to set her up
37:20for my greatest disappointment
37:21ever
37:22that's so foolish
37:24to think Jason
37:24is actually coming back
37:25he's not coming back
37:26I mean he's in Pittsburgh
37:27he's happy to be rid of me
37:29here
37:37just give the voucher numbers
37:41to the airline
37:41to the airline
37:41for your tickets
37:42take them
37:46you earn them
37:48but the
37:49the weekend's not even over yet
37:51please
37:53I couldn't expect you to stay
37:54when the crap hits the fan
37:56I mean
37:56god knows you've been thrown up already
37:58so uh
38:03this is it
38:04engagement's off
38:05yes
38:07yeah
38:07engagement's off
38:09um
38:14is there a train or something
38:18I should catch
38:19yeah
38:20um
38:22you missed the 530
38:23but I think there's an 1130
38:24one
38:26that's
38:27that's better
38:28I should probably
38:28wait to leave
38:29until after everyone's
38:30gone to bed
38:30so
38:31thanks
38:32sure
38:34well
38:46that was uh
38:48fun
38:49right
38:49yeah
38:50good luck with uh
38:52everything
38:54hope you find the spark
38:56in Mexico
38:56thanks
38:58uh
39:26hey sis
39:28call you tomorrow
39:30good
39:33is that the waiter
39:34from the diner
39:35yep
39:35Stu and I dated
39:36for a couple months
39:37before mom set me up
39:38with the foot man
39:39she thought Stu
39:41wasn't good enough
39:42so
39:42she worked her magic
39:44and the next thing I knew
39:45Stu was out of the picture
39:47and I was engaged
39:48to Pete the podiatrist
39:50is that why you haven't
39:52set a date
39:52don't get me wrong
39:55Pete's a good man
39:57a little weird
39:58but
39:59good guy
40:00I just don't love him
40:04not like I love Stu
40:07what's
40:08really going on
40:10you and Jason
40:11Jason dumped me a week ago
40:13so I hired
40:16an actor named David
40:18to play
40:19my fiance
40:20for the weekend
40:20you what
40:23wait
40:25wait
40:25wait
40:26okay
40:28so
40:28where did Jason
40:30or David
40:31go
40:32left
40:33just
40:35I don't know
40:38it's left
40:39it's
40:39I don't know
40:41oh wow
40:43but
40:44you like him
40:46David
40:46you like David
40:47I
40:47what
40:48I don't like David
40:49I don't even know David
40:50it's crazy
40:51I like David
40:52yes
40:54there's something I have to tell you
40:56about Jason
40:58he dumped me
41:00I am well aware of what's going on
41:03you are
41:03yes I saw him leaving last night
41:06oh
41:06that's just part of it
41:08that's not
41:09Hillary Jean
41:10I have to say this
41:11sweetheart
41:12when are you going to get serious
41:14you are not a spring chicken anymore
41:1730's in the rear view mirror
41:19and you have nothing to show for it
41:22no career
41:23no direction
41:24and now I guess no Jason
41:26guess again
41:26I'm sitting in his car
41:29I thought I'd invite him in
41:30long story tell you later
41:32you're still on
41:33you're still on
41:34just so everyone knows
41:37for the record
41:37none of this is Hillary's fault
41:39oh no
41:39okay
41:40should I call Father Macy?
42:09I don't know
42:11I don't know
42:12no
42:12no that's fine
42:13call him
42:14call him
42:16I gotta
42:18I should go unpack
42:20told ya
42:23thank you
42:33hey
42:34we had a deal right?
42:38so
42:38is your
42:38is your
42:39ex or whatever
42:40is she going to Mexico?
42:42yep
42:43well that's nice
42:44you guys should have a good time
42:45I don't know about me
42:47but I'm sure she and Peggy
42:49will have a great time
42:50what do you mean?
42:53she thought I was giving her the tickets
42:55oh
42:56ow
42:56she was just using me
42:58it's the story of my life
42:59always the get back guy
43:01never just the guy
43:02you know
43:03don't give her those tickets
43:04hi Liz
43:08so
43:10do the tickets?
43:12yeah
43:12about that
43:12um
43:13you know
43:14when I told you
43:14about these tickets
43:15I was kind of hoping
43:16that you and I
43:16would go
43:17and have a really nice
43:18wait till Matt
43:19finds out that
43:20I'm going to Mexico
43:21right
43:22can we not
43:23talk about Matt
43:24maybe?
43:24oh my god
43:25he's gonna be so pissed
43:25it's me
43:28hi
43:28hi
43:29oh
43:30I'm so sorry
43:31I'm late
43:31I had to meet
43:32the caterers
43:33I had another
43:34dress fitting
43:35I'm sorry
43:36and you are
43:37you are
43:39Lindsay
43:40Lindsay
43:40Lindsay
43:42Lindsay
43:45David told me
43:46all about you
43:47and Playa del Carmen
43:48god I guess I'm lucky
43:49he's not into
43:49party girls
43:50huh
43:50did you send her
43:52an invite to our wedding?
43:54wedding?
43:55you didn't send her
43:55an invite?
43:57it happened so fast
43:58though
43:58that's right
44:00it was just
44:00boom
44:01like that
44:01love at first sight
44:03isn't that right
44:03so
44:04thank you
44:06David can I just
44:07have the tickets
44:07please?
44:10David
44:10that's actually
44:11why I'm here
44:12I have to admit
44:13when he first
44:13told me about
44:14your thing
44:15in Mexico
44:16I was jealous
44:16I was
44:17in the heat
44:18of the moment
44:19I told him
44:19to give the
44:20vouchers away
44:20right
44:21because it's
44:21not like
44:21we're gonna
44:21have a honeymoon
44:22where he
44:22met some girl
44:23but then
44:25I woke up
44:26this morning
44:26and I was like
44:27no
44:28you know what
44:29the past
44:29is the past
44:30the heck
44:30with it
44:31I mean
44:31he's marrying
44:32me
44:32not you
44:32so I went
44:33online
44:34I traded
44:34in the
44:34vouchers
44:35and surprise
44:36honey
44:36wouldn't
44:37buy it
44:37a garment
44:37I didn't
44:38I did
44:38oh come here
44:39bye Lindsay
44:44angels we have
44:56angels we have
45:10heard on high
45:12sweetly singing
45:15of the plains
45:17glory
45:19glory
45:21in excelsis
45:32day
45:34Oh, that was wonderful.
45:51Honey, I haven't heard you sing for so long.
45:54And the two of you together, just beautiful.
45:57Just beautiful.
46:04Jason, Jason, what are you doing here?
46:11I wanted to see you.
46:13Who is it, honey?
46:16Oh, mom, dad, everybody.
46:24This is Jason.
46:26Happy holidays, everybody.
46:34Mom, mom, I'm sorry.
46:36I shouldn't have done that, but I didn't want to disappoint you.
46:38So you bring a total stranger into my house.
46:40I would never, ever have believed that you would be capable of doing something so despicable.
46:46What were you thinking?
46:48Peter and I are breaking up.
46:53Sorry, dude.
46:54No.
46:55No.
47:04Was there any chance you might still be a lawyer with him?
47:08No.
47:09Hillary, can we talk?
47:14I'm so sorry about David.
47:15I don't know.
47:16I think I might have lost my mind.
47:18I'm so confused.
47:19I don't know anything.
47:20I don't understand.
47:21You do?
47:23Because I don't.
47:24People do crazy things when their hearts have been broken.
47:27Besides, harboring grudges is no way for us to start our future together.
47:32Our future?
47:33You said I was a mistake.
47:36And I don't know if I want to move to Pittsburgh.
47:39There is no Pittsburgh.
47:42Sharpell gave the promotion to his idiot nephew.
47:45But none of that matters anymore.
47:48Because now we can be together.
48:02David?
48:03What are you doing?
48:04Well, actually, I was just going to go talk to Hillary.
48:06I think that's a bad idea.
48:08In fact, I'm very surprised to see that you're still here.
48:11Weren't you the one that was paid to fill Jason's shoes?
48:15And now that Jason is here, I really don't think there's any reason for you to stay.
48:20Well, I...
48:21Don't, don't hurt Hillary's chances.
48:24Okay.
48:25No, no, no.
48:27You know what?
48:28You may think that Jason is the perfect son-in-law, but he's not.
48:32He walked out on Hillary.
48:34She's the one who's perfect.
48:35She's kind, and she's beautiful, and she's a gifted writer.
48:39Have you ever even read one of her articles?
48:42She concocted this whole thing just because she's terrified of disappointing you.
48:49All she wants is to keep you happy.
48:55And Meredith, I'm sorry that I deceived you.
49:00I truly am very sorry.
49:02And it's fine if you think that Jason will make her happy.
49:05But have you ever asked Hillary what will make her happy?
49:11Have you?
49:28Kiss me.
49:30Hmm?
49:30Kiss me.
49:31I really have to get this done.
49:32Kiss me like, like the future Mrs. King.
49:35Kiss me like you love me.
49:36Hillary, I really don't think your parents asked the place for this.
49:38You two love me, right?
49:43Go for King.
49:45Bill, it's gonna be fine.
49:47No.
49:48Gary will get him to me.
49:53I have a question.
49:55Yes.
49:56Um, Jason.
49:58The real Jason, not the fake Jason.
50:01Does he have any other talents besides being a good lawyer?
50:04What do you mean?
50:06What do you mean?
50:07Can you rig a turkey?
50:08Maybe play a tune?
50:11Jason?
50:12I don't think so.
50:15What do you make you sing?
50:17Like you did earlier tonight?
50:18You know, I know it doesn't seem like it, but your mother really just wants you to be happy.
50:28Maybe it's time you told her what you want.
50:31If you know what you want.
50:34Mom.
50:34Mom.
50:36Oh, Hillary.
50:39I'm so sorry, honey.
50:42You sent all these beautiful articles, and I'm sorry I didn't read them.
50:48Mom.
50:49You've always been a gifted writer, and all of those wonderful things that David yelled at
50:54me.
50:56Do you love Jason?
50:59Not, not, I mean, you know, the real Jason.
51:02Oh, I know what you mean.
51:07No.
51:07I think I hate him.
51:14I do.
51:18Do you love David?
51:24I hate David.
51:25I hate David.
51:37I've got to buy you a car.
51:47Thanks.
51:49I have four copies right there.
51:52What?
51:53You say my car?
51:55Hillary, what?
51:56Are you, where are you going?
52:07I'll call you a cab.
52:25Hi.
52:27How did you...
52:28I borrowed Jason's car.
52:32You and Jason?
52:33Nope.
52:35Jason is a total jerk, you're right.
52:37And a big mistake.
52:39Huge mistake.
52:42Huge mistake.
52:44Okay.
52:46You're here now.
52:49You're here.
52:50Mm-hmm.
52:51Mm-hmm.
52:54What does that make me?
52:56Not a mistake.
53:07Bye-bye.
53:29Bye.
53:30Bye.
53:30Bye.
53:31Bye.
53:32Bye.
53:35Bye.
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