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00:00:00Go for it!
00:00:30Go for it!
00:00:50Go for it!
00:00:58Just you and me, ain't it, Sherry?
00:01:28Oh, ho, ho!
00:01:45Bye!
00:01:50Good job, Stink.
00:01:56Good old school days, eh?
00:01:58Get out of here, dude.
00:01:59Here, Carol.
00:02:04How'd you like it?
00:02:06Swell.
00:02:07Needs a little work, though.
00:02:08You know what I mean, Speck?
00:02:09Hey!
00:02:10Hey, don't interfere with the media!
00:02:26Where are you going?
00:02:33Hey, let's go to the ice house, huh?
00:02:36We're getting up early tomorrow.
00:02:37We're working as explorers in the police department.
00:02:41Yeah, all these suckers work for cops as volunteers.
00:02:44I mean, even stool pigeons get paid these days.
00:02:47Hey, I thought we were going camping.
00:02:48No, we're not.
00:02:49What happened to our summer, huh?
00:02:51Come on, I want you to ride with me.
00:02:53We stick together.
00:02:54Say, what have those cops got that we haven't got?
00:02:56Pistols.
00:02:57Pistols.
00:03:06You think it's so stupid, isn't it?
00:03:09I really like that.
00:03:10It's cute.
00:03:11I thought you were in the boat.
00:03:13It makes a little bit of a hair that's in the back.
00:03:18Torrens.
00:03:19Here.
00:03:21Corona.
00:03:22Here's Sergeant Pickford.
00:03:24Maybe this is to fight our faces.
00:03:25Oh, I don't care.
00:03:26Day.
00:03:27Here.
00:03:28You know what?
00:03:29I think we're going to be assigned to work with Turner and Drury.
00:03:30Carter!
00:03:31Yes, Sergeant Pickford?
00:03:32All right, now I'm assigning you to the first aid demonstrations because you've completed
00:03:47training.
00:03:48You'll work with officers Drury and Turner.
00:03:51Can we go together?
00:03:55Uh, you're, uh, Hill.
00:03:58Yes.
00:03:59Well, you'd better stick together, honey.
00:04:01Around this department, a woman needs all the help she can get.
00:04:04Now, I don't approve of this explorer's program.
00:04:07I'd like to know just who thought it up and who bought it.
00:04:10This is a man's world, so you'll just have to take care of yourselves.
00:04:14But you're volunteers, and you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
00:04:18Oh, we want to.
00:04:20I mean, we want to cooperate.
00:04:22Oh, well, then I'll put you down in my training section.
00:04:25Yes, we'd like that.
00:04:27Uh, what's your first name, Hill?
00:04:28Carol.
00:04:29All right.
00:04:30I'll show you the ropes next Thursday evening, honey, and I promise you some excitement.
00:04:34Meanwhile, be on your toes with those cops, honey.
00:04:38Okay, now, please pay attention.
00:04:43Now, you have to act fast.
00:04:44You could be dead in minutes.
00:04:46Now, you must dislodge the article from the victim's throat.
00:04:49Now, notice where Officer Turner has placed his arms and hands here.
00:04:53Now, the action is a sharp upward one.
00:04:57You have to be forceful.
00:04:59Now, this forces the air out of the lungs, which dislodges the article out of the windpipe.
00:05:05Okay, now, this kind of accident can happen to anybody at any time.
00:05:09In any place, from a fan at a baseball game who inhales his hot dog
00:05:14to a little girl who swallows her chewing gum while skipping rope.
00:05:17What are they doing?
00:05:20Choking.
00:05:22They ought to be ashamed.
00:05:25She's demonstrating.
00:05:29Then at least she won't get pregnant.
00:05:33Okay, that pretty much covers the accidental choking.
00:05:38Are there any questions?
00:05:39Why don't you leave her alone?
00:05:41Okay, well, now, next week...
00:05:44Okay, cutting.
00:05:46Okay, hot rod.
00:05:48Hey, those wheels belong to Dee Dee.
00:06:03Oh, hello, Dee Dee.
00:06:05Hello, Dee Dee.
00:06:07You're a son of a bitch.
00:06:10Oh, yeah? Why do you say that?
00:06:12Because you're a skunk.
00:06:14Oh, yeah?
00:06:15Because you're a skunk.
00:06:16Oh, yeah?
00:06:17I want your heart.
00:06:31No more, Dee Dee.
00:06:35I don't want to hurt Carol.
00:06:37That hurt me.
00:06:38Come on, Dee Dee.
00:06:39Come on, come on.
00:06:41I don't want to hurt Carol.
00:06:42Come on.
00:06:47You should like to get all naked.
00:06:50Come on, Dee Dee.
00:06:52Hey, how's it coming, Hot Rod?
00:06:55Come on, Dee Dee.
00:06:57Hey, come on, Dee Dee.
00:07:09Terry, step on the clutch.
00:07:17Hey, step on the clutch, Terry.
00:07:28Terry went to do everything myself.
00:07:30You're some cunt.
00:07:47Slattery, we'll get you nowhere.
00:07:51Son of a bitch!
00:07:53Put your shirt, Dee Dee.
00:07:57Hey, Carol's coming.
00:07:58Come on, Dee Dee.
00:08:03Get in the trunk.
00:08:05Just for a couple minutes.
00:08:06We'll get rid of them.
00:08:07Come on.
00:08:09Hi, Hot Rod.
00:08:09Hi, girls.
00:08:11Take us for a ride?
00:08:12Right now.
00:08:13Oh, that's sexy.
00:08:14Come on.
00:08:15You like that?
00:08:16Sure, Dee Dee.
00:08:16Come on.
00:08:17There you go.
00:08:18There you go.
00:08:20Watch your head, Dee Dee.
00:08:21Watch your knees, Dee Dee.
00:08:26Hi, Carol.
00:08:26How you doing?
00:08:27Okay, let's go.
00:08:29Come on, we're going for a ride.
00:08:30No, Neely, I don't want to.
00:08:31Oh, come on.
00:08:32Come on, let's go.
00:08:33Hot Rod?
00:08:34Jesus Christ, you can't do this.
00:08:36Right on.
00:08:37Get in.
00:08:38Get in.
00:08:38Get in.
00:08:40Get in.
00:08:55Get in.
00:08:56Sound like a U-joint to U-Tare?
00:09:26Is that you?
00:09:31What's the matter? You wanna stop?
00:09:33Stop, you son of a bitch!
00:09:56You ass! You knew she was in the trunk!
00:10:03Oh, Dee Dee, my aching caccess!
00:10:05You son of a bitch!
00:10:08Would you like to ride in the front, Dee Dee?
00:10:10You asshole!
00:10:13Is it the campfire girls or the brownies?
00:10:21Up your brownie!
00:10:23I hear those cops are real super nuts!
00:10:27Hey, a fire extinguisher!
00:10:30Here, let me hear it!
00:10:34Oh, wow!
00:10:36That means never having to say you're sorry!
00:10:40Looks like you blew it!
00:10:45God!
00:10:46Don't get that stuff all over my car!
00:10:49Get it all over!
00:10:52Give me my shirt, God!
00:10:55God damn it!
00:10:57Give me my back!
00:10:59God damn it!
00:11:01You can't!
00:11:03Don't forget you can't!
00:11:06Ah!
00:11:11Uh...
00:11:12Uh...
00:11:13Ah!
00:11:14Haha!
00:11:15I can't even do it.
00:11:17Ooh!
00:11:19I can't leave you here!
00:11:21I can't wipe everything.
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Yeah!
00:11:29Fuck!
00:12:31Well, Bambi's having her nose off right on tomorrow, and we may be a little tied up, so we brought Dustin a present.
00:12:39Well, come on in.
00:12:41Justin!
00:12:50Now, that's enough, Justin.
00:12:56Bambi's brought you some airplanes.
00:12:58Stupid, Dustin.
00:13:05Happy birthday tomorrow, Dustin.
00:13:13Bambi's brought you some airplanes.
00:13:25Bambi's brought you some airplanes.
00:13:30Hey, I'll come over and we'll talk about it tonight.
00:13:45You don't have to explain anything to me.
00:13:46But I want...
00:13:47Who's got the best time-time record to Dallas?
00:13:50I'll come over after dinner, huh?
00:13:55Justin!
00:14:07Oh, my gosh.
00:14:12Mom, I told you never to smoke in bed.
00:14:23Oh, I'm not going to bed, dear.
00:14:25Hey, what's all the racking about out here?
00:14:43Mom, the mattress is on fire!
00:14:45Oh, my gosh.
00:15:12Dustin, cut it out.
00:15:13I see something.
00:15:17Ready?
00:15:19Ew, where'd you get back?
00:15:23Ah!
00:15:24Ew!
00:15:25Hey, you coming to my birthday party?
00:15:29Oh, my gosh.
00:15:31Oh, my gosh.
00:15:32Oh, my gosh.
00:15:34I'm not going to bed.
00:15:35I'm not going to bed.
00:15:36Oh, my gosh.
00:15:37I'm not going to bed.
00:15:38Oh, my gosh.
00:15:39Oh, my gosh.
00:15:40Oh, my gosh.
00:15:41Oh, my gosh.
00:15:42Oh, my gosh.
00:15:43Oh, my gosh.
00:15:44Oh, my gosh.
00:15:45Oh, my gosh.
00:15:46Oh, my gosh.
00:15:47Oh, my gosh.
00:15:48Oh, my gosh.
00:15:49Oh, my gosh.
00:15:50Oh, my gosh.
00:15:51Oh, my gosh.
00:15:52Oh, my gosh.
00:15:53Oh, my gosh.
00:15:54Oh, my gosh.
00:15:55Oh, my gosh.
00:15:56Oh, my gosh.
00:15:57Oh, my gosh.
00:15:58Oh, my gosh.
00:15:59Oh, my gosh.
00:16:00Oh, my gosh.
00:16:01Oh, my gosh.
00:16:02Oh, my gosh.
00:16:03Oh, my gosh.
00:16:04Oh, my gosh.
00:16:05Oh, my gosh.
00:16:06Oh, my gosh.
00:16:07Oh, my gosh.
00:16:08Oh, my gosh.
00:16:09Oh, my gosh.
00:16:10Oh, my gosh.
00:16:11Hello! I'm home!
00:16:15There is a recorder on here!
00:16:41Give your daddy a kiss! Hi, daddy!
00:16:57Hey, you call her a kiss?
00:17:01Da-da! Da-da!
00:17:09Look at that uniform on.
00:17:13She's a big girl now.
00:17:15I don't want my daughter mixed up with cops.
00:17:17Oh, daddy.
00:17:19Look at the crime rate.
00:17:21Cops have spawned all that violence on TV.
00:17:23I like the one where the policeman is...
00:17:25That's a trouble, Nick.
00:17:27Police station. Fill nothing
00:17:29but with criminal elements.
00:17:31Do you want us to stop?
00:17:33Oh, I'm just gonna have a little snack, daddy.
00:17:35Sit down at the table. Don't eat like a holler.
00:17:37Don't forget Dustin's party tomorrow.
00:17:41That moron.
00:17:43Why should she want to go celebrate the birth of a moron?
00:17:45The Jukes are our neighbors.
00:17:47It's the one thing. I have to have social undesirables
00:17:49living next door without chumming around with them
00:17:51and saying we're glad they were born.
00:17:53He has a million dollar trust fund.
00:17:55I don't want my little girl hanging around me again.
00:17:59You go looking for a job today?
00:18:01No, I think I'll get out tomorrow.
00:18:03Never put off till tomorrow.
00:18:05What you can do when?
00:18:07The day after tomorrow?
00:18:09I started looking for a summer job in March.
00:18:11The man's got to hustle.
00:18:13Why then?
00:18:15To get someplace like I did.
00:18:17Or if I pass it on.
00:18:19When will that be, dad?
00:18:21I'll get it.
00:18:23I gotta get something for you.
00:18:25Oh, hi.
00:18:27Hi.
00:18:28Who is it?
00:18:29Oh, I thought you might need this.
00:18:30That was in the car.
00:18:31It's not mine.
00:18:32Oh.
00:18:33Hmm.
00:18:34Oh.
00:18:35It's not Neely's either.
00:18:36Oh.
00:18:37It's not Neely's either.
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:39It's not Neely's either.
00:18:40Oh.
00:18:41Oh.
00:18:42Oh.
00:18:43It's not Neely's either.
00:18:44Oh.
00:18:45Oh.
00:18:46Oh.
00:18:47Oh.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Oh.
00:18:51Oh.
00:18:52Oh.
00:18:53Oh.
00:18:54Oh.
00:18:55Oh.
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:57Oh.
00:18:58Oh.
00:18:59Oh.
00:19:00Oh.
00:19:01Oh.
00:19:02It belongs to Rosarita Hunsucker.
00:19:04Oh.
00:19:05Oh.
00:19:06I bet Turner knows who she is.
00:19:08Oh, yeah.
00:19:09Well, maybe her car got stalled on the freeway or something.
00:19:12Oh, no.
00:19:13She shouldn't be driving.
00:19:14She's only 15.
00:19:15Well, she could be 19.
00:19:17Do you think she looks older than I do?
00:19:20How you doing, Carol?
00:19:23Oh.
00:19:24Oh.
00:19:25Oh.
00:19:26Oh.
00:19:27Oh.
00:19:28Oh.
00:19:29Oh.
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:31Oh.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:33Oh.
00:19:34Oh.
00:19:35Oh, I'll give you a hand.
00:19:36Oh.
00:19:37Oh, boy.
00:19:38Oh, I'll give you a hand.
00:19:39No.
00:19:40It's all right.
00:19:41Anyway, Susan, a hot jam there.
00:19:42Oh, how you doing, Mr. Till?
00:19:43How you doing, Ted?
00:19:44Tomorrow, I'll get a present for you to take to Dustin's party.
00:19:47He has a million dollar trust fund.
00:19:49and he and Carol are practically engaged.
00:19:53What?
00:19:54Mom, don't say that.
00:19:56I'll give you daddy a kiss.
00:19:58Do you think it's good for Carol to be kissing you all the time?
00:20:04Hey, you know, I like to see Carol's friends come around here.
00:20:08I never get to meet you because I'm working hard, you know.
00:20:11Provide the easy life, you know, for my family.
00:20:14I mean, there's no telling, you know, how long I'll be around to do it.
00:20:17Hey, uh, have a beer with you.
00:20:20Well, it's good.
00:20:23Carol and I are gonna go out, so...
00:20:24Oh, come on, come on, come on.
00:20:26You know, the family's in trouble in this country
00:20:27because you kids think you always have to get out.
00:20:29Hey, come on, I got something to show you.
00:20:31Well, Carol and I...
00:20:32Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go.
00:20:39Mom, don't tell people that.
00:20:40What, dear?
00:20:41That I'm engaged, particularly to Dustin.
00:20:44Sounds romantic.
00:20:46You won't forget, will you?
00:20:48What?
00:20:49Dustin's party tomorrow.
00:20:55You like girls, huh?
00:20:57Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:20:59You, uh, you get much, you know?
00:21:03What?
00:21:04You get much, you know.
00:21:06What?
00:21:07Nookie, nookie.
00:21:08Nookie.
00:21:09Yeah, huh?
00:21:10You know something?
00:21:11What?
00:21:12I was in World War II.
00:21:13Oh, yeah?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15Here, here.
00:21:16I'll show you something.
00:21:17Still race is sharp.
00:21:18You look.
00:21:19Jack Captain Marines tried to lob my head off with this.
00:21:20Why didn't he?
00:21:21Oh, he tried.
00:21:22We'd driven them into the, uh, caves, you know, in the hill.
00:21:24We call it the, uh, the ant hill.
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:26Yeah, we were, uh, ordered to take it.
00:21:27When this, uh, nip, uh...
00:21:29comes out.
00:21:56He comes out here.
00:22:07Stand up, stand up.
00:22:09All right.
00:22:11Now, imagine you meet with this jack cap and the Marines coming at you.
00:22:21They message you.
00:22:23So they could split your scalp right in your head.
00:22:40Hey, you ready for another one?
00:22:42No, I gotta go, really.
00:22:44Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:22:46There's something I gotta show you, just a minute.
00:22:47Hold it, hold it.
00:22:49I'm gonna show you how I bayoneted a kamikaze.
00:22:53Now, just...
00:22:54Just stay right there.
00:22:56Okay?
00:22:57No.
00:22:59Ah!
00:23:01Ah!
00:23:03That takes care of Captain Chagutz.
00:23:05But then...
00:23:06I saw his entire company charging down the end.
00:23:09You let me prove it.
00:23:10What happened to our side?
00:23:11That takes care of Captain Chicoot.
00:23:17But then, I saw his entire company charging down the end.
00:23:21You let me prove it.
00:23:22What happened to our side?
00:23:23My buddies were all dead.
00:23:24So I knew I had to make every shot count.
00:23:26Hey, it's blown out.
00:23:28One down.
00:23:28It's loaded.
00:23:29Pow, right between the glasses.
00:23:31But I kept coming, they kept coming.
00:23:32I knew I couldn't shoot fast enough.
00:23:41Ah, they're going to slanty-eyed bastards.
00:24:02Here's one for Hiroito.
00:24:05Oh, did I pull a pin on that grenade?
00:24:07Huh?
00:24:09Oh, no.
00:24:11What did you do?
00:24:19I just took the antiv.
00:24:32Now then, Miss Hill.
00:24:34The ways to make a house secure are many.
00:24:38Now, one way is these stickers here.
00:24:40Now, these help to serve notice to the burglar that the owner has taken time to mark as valuables.
00:24:46But still, many burglars will try.
00:24:49Now, would you say that that door is secure?
00:24:53It's secure to me.
00:24:54Okay, one, credit card.
00:24:57You take that.
00:24:59Two, screwdriver.
00:25:00Now, what next?
00:25:02You buy some screws?
00:25:05In most burglaries, the burglar seldom needs more tools than this.
00:25:09Here, I'll demonstrate.
00:25:10This is your driver's license.
00:25:14I thought you were older.
00:25:22You're an Aquarius.
00:25:24Bits you.
00:25:25I almost got it.
00:25:27There we go.
00:25:27Huh.
00:25:33Won't work.
00:25:34Hey, the bolt is on.
00:25:36Come here.
00:25:36What bolt?
00:25:39Why don't you put that?
00:25:40Uh, what about windows?
00:25:51Well, um, a burglar wouldn't usually work in the open like this anyway.
00:25:56Let's try around back to the house.
00:25:58Now, this window is ideal for a burglar because he can get in in the daytime.
00:26:12Oh, ouch.
00:26:13Are you okay?
00:26:14Oh, wow.
00:26:15Oh, are you hurt?
00:26:16That's in the eye.
00:26:16Oh, man.
00:26:18Oh.
00:26:19Don't open it.
00:26:20Oh, no.
00:26:20Oh, it's just scratched.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:21It's just scratched.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:24Let me see.
00:26:25Give me a lift.
00:26:25Okay, here.
00:26:28Okay, there you go.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:39What's up there?
00:26:40There's a security pin in the slide.
00:26:42There's not supposed to be any locks on the inside.
00:26:51What security procedures do we do in here?
00:26:53Are we still going to break in?
00:27:13We'll find a way.
00:27:15Oh, burglars often search for valuables while a person's asleep.
00:27:19But if a person should awake, they should remain perfectly still and let him take whatever
00:27:28he wants.
00:27:29I get goosebumps just thinking about it.
00:27:36Look at this damn thing.
00:27:40Neely?
00:27:43Neely?
00:27:46Neely?
00:27:47Are you sure we're locked up tight?
00:27:50Tight as a drum.
00:27:51What are you doing, Carol?
00:28:16What are you doing, Carol?
00:28:16Come on down, Carol, before you get hurt.
00:28:35Oh, what is it?
00:28:35No, Carol.
00:28:38Never mind.
00:28:39No, Carol.
00:29:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:29:06Listen, Turner, you're headed to trouble.
00:29:13These are nice girls from good homes.
00:29:15You're going to wreck this whole explorer's thing.
00:29:17Hey, you handle yours, I'll handle mine.
00:29:20And you better stop handling it like you're a sophomore.
00:29:22You're going to lose out to some kid.
00:29:24Hmm?
00:29:26Hi, Officer Pitts.
00:29:30Let's go.
00:29:31I called Hot Rod.
00:29:33Neely.
00:29:34He's always fooling around.
00:29:36Besides, how's he going to know, silly?
00:29:39Anyways, it gets them worked up when they think you're fooling around with somebody else.
00:29:46Been fooling around with somebody.
00:29:50Uh, what makes you think that?
00:29:52I can smell it.
00:29:55Don't deny it, Neely, because I can always tell when you're lying to me.
00:29:59How?
00:30:00Your lips start to move.
00:30:06Say, what do you want to bet they've been fooling around with those cops?
00:30:09Huh, Terry?
00:30:11You can't be sure.
00:30:13I'm sure.
00:30:16It's not true, is it?
00:30:19Are you jealous?
00:30:20Hey, four on the floor.
00:30:27What's your phone number?
00:30:43Hey.
00:30:45Hey.
00:30:45You've got a tongue like a hippopotamus.
00:30:51Then that's two big things I've got.
00:30:53Yeah, and the other's your head.
00:30:55Happy birthday!
00:31:09Hey, Bambi couldn't wait to see you.
00:31:15Did they get it all?
00:31:17Now, Bambi ought to be just beautiful
00:31:19after the bandages come off in about a week.
00:31:23She's got a long way to go.
00:31:30Know what I said to Helen Keller?
00:31:31What?
00:31:32I don't know.
00:31:34I don't know.
00:31:39I don't want to go in the bathroom.
00:31:56So, you're 21 years old.
00:32:01It's time you start thinking of getting married, Dustin.
00:32:07She's ugly.
00:32:08Can I marry you?
00:32:10Dustin, don't be silly.
00:32:12You ought to get married.
00:32:15Why not?
00:32:16Well, with all the money you're coming into,
00:32:19you could have any girl you want.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:23And they'll do anything you want them to.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:28So, why do you want to get married?
00:32:31Well, I could have them
00:32:33and still marry you.
00:32:35Come blow out the candles, Dustin.
00:32:39Happy birthday to you.
00:32:44Happy birthday to you.
00:32:48Happy birthday, dear Dustin.
00:32:53Happy birthday to you.
00:32:57Happy birthday to you.
00:33:17Happy birthday.
00:33:18Happy birthday.
00:33:21You know, I've rode him in Washington.
00:33:22I told them Nixon's a crook.
00:33:26You know what? I sent the Secret Service out to my house.
00:33:30I told them get out, I was going to throw them out.
00:33:34Well,
00:33:38I took away part of my B.A. pension and I got the button to place.
00:33:42Well, I think I had a little too much.
00:33:46Dang, that sucker's tighter than none.
00:33:50Well, anyway, that's my wife up and left me.
00:33:54Took the kids to Peoria.
00:33:58See, the reason I thought she did that is she voted for Nixon.
00:34:02That woman just never could admit she's wrong.
00:34:06Hey, did I ever show you a picture of my kids?
00:34:10Come here.
00:34:14Yeah, I got them right here.
00:34:18I got them right here.
00:34:20Here they are.
00:34:22You little turds, aren't they?
00:34:26Hey, see, uh,
00:34:28yeah, it's this, this isn't right here.
00:34:30That doesn't happen myself with an Instamatic.
00:34:34Yeah, it just like it broke my heart.
00:34:38Well, she up and laughed.
00:34:40Oh, I mean, she can go to hell, but I just missed the dog shit out of those kids.
00:34:46Oh, dang. Here, uh, help me out with you.
00:34:50Oh, my God.
00:34:54Oh, my God.
00:34:56Oh, my God.
00:34:58Oh, my God.
00:35:00Oh, my God.
00:35:02It's, uh, the plumbing. I fell down there.
00:35:08Plumber.
00:35:10Maybe the plumbing in your house really stinks.
00:35:12It's gonna take a long time.
00:35:22Let's talk, Mom.
00:35:24Oh, that's what we'll have, dear.
00:35:26We'll have a little girl-to-girl talk.
00:35:28You're gonna marry Dustin.
00:35:30Hmm?
00:35:31You're drinking, Mom.
00:35:32Oh, not before supper, dear.
00:35:34I want us to talk about your drinking.
00:35:47You're lush, Mom.
00:35:48Oh, I've never heard of anything so ridiculous and lush.
00:36:02How much do you drink each day, Mom?
00:36:12That much?
00:36:16This much?
00:36:20Ah, that's enough.
00:36:22I mean, that's enough.
00:36:23Now, Carol, how dare you speak to your mother this way.
00:36:26Admit it, Mom.
00:36:27Talk about it and don't drink in secret.
00:36:29Well, all right.
00:36:32You're tearing me apart.
00:36:33Well, get a hold of yourself, dear.
00:36:35It's you.
00:36:36Get a hold of yourself, Mother.
00:36:37Oh, Carol, try to understand.
00:36:39From the minute I get up in the morning
00:36:41till I go to sleep at night, I'm just thirsty.
00:36:44Well, then drink water.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:46Well, then drink milk.
00:36:50Look at me.
00:36:51Who am I?
00:36:52I'm your daughter.
00:36:53I love you.
00:36:54I don't want you to suffer.
00:36:55Oh, but then let me have my drink.
00:36:57Say it to me.
00:36:58Say I'm a lush and I need help.
00:37:00All right, all right, all right.
00:37:01I drink.
00:37:02I drink.
00:37:03I like the taste.
00:37:04I like the tick.
00:37:05Oh, Carol, wait.
00:37:06No, no, wait.
00:37:07Please, Mom.
00:37:08Help.
00:37:09Help.
00:37:10Help.
00:37:11Help.
00:37:12Help.
00:37:13Help.
00:37:14Help.
00:37:15Help.
00:37:16Help.
00:37:17Help.
00:37:18Help.
00:37:19Help.
00:37:20Help.
00:37:21Help.
00:37:22Help.
00:37:23Help.
00:37:24Help.
00:37:25Help.
00:37:26Help.
00:37:27Help.
00:37:28Help.
00:37:29Help.
00:37:30Help.
00:37:31Help.
00:37:32Help.
00:37:33Help.
00:37:34Help.
00:37:35Help.
00:37:36Help.
00:37:37Help.
00:37:38Help.
00:37:39Help.
00:37:40Help.
00:37:41Help.
00:37:42Help.
00:37:43Help.
00:37:44Help.
00:37:45Help.
00:37:46Help.
00:37:47Oh, she's on the net.
00:37:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:38:07And it stays there.
00:38:17Who's this?
00:38:33Oh, that's Misty Sykes' family.
00:38:39How did they get in the pot?
00:38:42He's very unhappy because his wife took them away.
00:38:47So he put them in the pot?
00:38:49Yeah.
00:39:06Still my little girl, eh?
00:39:14I'll get it.
00:39:17What's going on?
00:39:18Uh, pajama party.
00:39:19Pajama party?
00:39:20Yeah, this is Rhonda and Theresa.
00:39:23Oh, and this looks too old to be at a pajama party.
00:39:27Let's go upstairs.
00:39:28Hi, Dad.
00:39:29Hi, Dad.
00:39:30Maybe, would you keep the music down, please?
00:39:31Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:39:32All right, sure.
00:39:33Go ahead.
00:39:34Go ahead.
00:39:35Go ahead.
00:39:36Go ahead.
00:39:37Go ahead.
00:39:38I'm sure.
00:39:39I'm sure you're glad Carl didn't turn out like some of our friends.
00:39:41Woohoo!
00:39:42Woo!
00:39:43Woo!
00:39:44Woo!
00:39:45Woo!
00:39:46Woo!
00:39:47Woo!
00:39:48Woo!
00:39:49Woo!
00:39:50You guys are happy.
00:39:51Jerry, you know what you look like, Ethel Merman.
00:39:52Oh, look at that.
00:39:53No, no, no, no.
00:39:54Do you know what you're going to get me into?
00:39:55Woo!
00:39:56Woo!
00:39:57Woo!
00:39:58Woo!
00:39:59Woo!
00:40:00Woo!
00:40:01Woo!
00:40:02Woo!
00:40:03Woo!
00:40:04Woo!
00:40:05Woo!
00:40:06Woo!
00:40:07Woo!
00:40:08Woo!
00:40:09Woo!
00:40:10Woo!
00:40:11Woo!
00:40:12Woo!
00:40:13Woo!
00:40:14Woo!
00:40:15Woo!
00:40:16Woo!
00:40:17Woo!
00:40:18Woo!
00:40:19Woo!
00:40:20Woo!
00:40:21Woo!
00:40:22Woo!
00:40:23Woo!
00:40:24Woo!
00:40:25Woo!
00:40:26Woo!
00:40:27Woo!
00:40:28Woo!
00:40:29Woo!
00:40:30Woo!
00:40:31Woo!
00:40:32Woo!
00:40:33Woo!
00:40:34Woo!
00:40:35Woo!
00:40:36Woo!
00:40:37Woo!
00:40:38Woo!
00:40:39Woo!
00:40:40Woo!
00:40:41Woo!
00:40:42Woo!
00:40:43Woo!
00:40:44Woo!
00:40:45Woo!
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:47Let's go back to that motel on the beach where the Hawaiian band plays in the moonlight.
00:41:04It's closed.
00:41:08Just watch my trick back on you.
00:41:12Hey, what's going on up there?
00:41:16Hey!
00:41:23Hi.
00:41:27Have you seen Pam lately?
00:41:31Uh-huh.
00:41:34Well, uh, why don't you go out with her?
00:41:39It's too much effort.
00:41:43What if she just came and crawled?
00:41:46I don't know if I was a baby.
00:41:50That'd be okay.
00:41:56Here is one of the horniest girls in town.
00:42:07She thinks you're cute.
00:42:09Hey, Teddy.
00:42:11Come on.
00:42:12Come on.
00:42:13Come on.
00:42:14Come on.
00:42:18Come on.
00:42:24Come on.
00:42:35Please.
00:42:39please dad you just want some coke or something something please
00:42:59Please.
00:43:04Good night, Daddy.
00:43:05But how about nothing?
00:43:07You better go.
00:43:08Why don't we do it?
00:43:09No.
00:43:11Oh, come on, Kira.
00:43:12I should've let Dad get you.
00:43:15Jesus, Kira.
00:43:26Did you screw Dee Dee?
00:43:29I thought you said you didn't want any explanations.
00:43:35Just tell me, yes or no.
00:43:38What difference would that make between us?
00:43:41Just tell me, yes or no, that's all.
00:43:44Why?
00:43:45Because I just want to know.
00:43:48OK, but it was before we were going steady.
00:43:52I haven't since.
00:43:52Look, I mean it.
00:43:55You were in the car, Petey, and you got that car
00:43:58and it was after we were going steady.
00:43:59Oh, come on, Kira.
00:44:03It was before.
00:44:04It was after you got that car, and Dee Dee was in that car.
00:44:07It was before.
00:44:09It was after.
00:44:13Before.
00:44:13Oh, I just have to get a drink of water.
00:44:31Uh, go ahead, we're going to take a shower.
00:44:47Oh, there's no hot water.
00:44:50The plumbing's being worked on.
00:44:52Uh, that, that's OK.
00:45:22Oh, I got to get warm.
00:45:39Oh, I've got to get warm.
00:45:45Oh, I've got to get warm.
00:46:07Carol, are you saving it for the cop?
00:46:09Boy, am I stopped.
00:46:12That really ran my bearings.
00:46:15Carol, what are you doing?
00:46:18Oh, I need a hamburger with french fries and coleslaw and a chocolate mop so thick.
00:46:25Oh, you picked the weirdest times to get home.
00:46:28Yeah, a juicy hamburger.
00:46:40Oh, let's go.
00:46:42Get out of here with us.
00:46:45Hey guys, Carol's taking a nap.
00:46:47Oh, help!
00:46:48Shh, shh.
00:46:50Get it all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:46:52Oh, come on, boy.
00:46:54Hey.
00:46:55Oh, come on.
00:46:58Oh, come on.
00:47:00Oh, come on.
00:47:01Oh, come on.
00:47:03Oh, come on.
00:47:05Oh, come on.
00:47:08Oh, come on.
00:47:09Oh, come on.
00:47:10Oh, come on.
00:47:11Hey, you know what, Charlie?
00:47:12There we go.
00:47:13What's going on in there?
00:47:16Just a minute, Dad.
00:47:17Open this door.
00:47:18Get out the window.
00:47:19Check.
00:47:20The hinges are coming off.
00:47:30What's going on?
00:47:31Nothing.
00:47:38Good night.
00:47:40Good night.
00:47:43Give me Daddy.
00:47:46Good night, Daddy.
00:47:54All right, now, you don't make no offers.
00:47:56You just get him to say exactly what he's got on his dirty little mind
00:47:59and how much hard cash is going to change hands,
00:48:01and don't forget to have him talk into your purse.
00:48:05Yes, Sergeant Pickford.
00:48:06Don't call me Sergeant Pickford.
00:48:08Sally! Sally!
00:48:10Oh, here comes John now.
00:48:25He's cagey.
00:48:29I'm going to leave you handle him, honey.
00:48:32Look, you'll be all right.
00:48:34Just strut your stuff.
00:48:48Hi.
00:48:49Hi.
00:48:50Hi.
00:48:56My name's Philly.
00:48:58How are you doing?
00:48:59All right, I guess.
00:49:01You're looking real good.
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:05Would you like me to show you a good time?
00:49:07Hmm?
00:49:08Uh, yeah.
00:49:09Uh-huh.
00:49:10You ready?
00:49:11It's a humdinger, huh?
00:49:12Is that a humdinger?
00:49:13Huh?
00:49:14Let me see your compact a second, honey.
00:49:16All right, what you got in mind?
00:49:17Would you like to see a good time?
00:49:18Well, that depends on how much of a good time.
00:49:19Maybe more than you can handle.
00:49:20Ooh, well, that's a pretty big order.
00:49:24No, no, no, no.
00:49:25Call your dog.
00:49:26I'm not.
00:49:27It's a humdinger.
00:49:28No, no, no, no.
00:49:29Call your dog.
00:49:30No, no, no.
00:49:31Call your dog.
00:49:32Let me see your compact.
00:49:33All right, what you got in mind?
00:49:34Would you like to see a good time?
00:49:35Well, that depends on how much of a good time.
00:49:37Well, that depends on how much of a good time.
00:49:39Maybe more than you can handle.
00:49:40Oh, well, that's a pretty big order.
00:49:52No, no, no, no, calm your dog.
00:49:54Get him off, get him off.
00:49:55Oh, stop him.
00:49:57He hasn't had any exercises all day.
00:49:59Get him off.
00:50:00Get him off.
00:50:00Get him off.
00:50:04Wait.
00:50:05Oh, my God.
00:50:06Oh, my God.
00:50:10Hey, don't turn up.
00:50:40What specifically do you want me to do?
00:50:55I want you to come around and come in for just a few minutes.
00:50:59Don't worry.
00:50:59I won't hurt you.
00:51:00I won't hurt you.
00:51:02That's fine.
00:51:05Five dollars.
00:51:06Okay, let's nail this cheapskate.
00:51:20Okay, cheapskate, that's about five bucks worth.
00:51:25Ted.
00:51:26Carol.
00:51:27Ted.
00:51:28Carol.
00:51:29What are you doing here?
00:51:30Wait a minute.
00:51:31Wait a minute.
00:51:31Wait a minute.
00:51:32Do you know him?
00:51:33He's my brother.
00:51:36Is this your sister?
00:51:38Yeah, I think so.
00:51:41Then why did you offer five bucks?
00:51:43That's all I had.
00:51:46Why didn't you ask me for the money?
00:51:48I wouldn't give them to her.
00:51:49I'm working now.
00:51:50Hmm.
00:51:50Okay, you can get out now.
00:52:02Ask your sister to get you a date.
00:52:06I didn't want a date.
00:52:08Well, just go to bed then.
00:52:09Oh, wait.
00:52:19Is it your tonight?
00:52:21I, um...
00:52:22Tell her what?
00:52:23Ah.
00:52:28Get some sleep.
00:52:32Uh-oh.
00:52:34Um, I, um...
00:52:36Yes.
00:52:37Well, I'll walk you to the door.
00:52:46I, um, um...
00:52:49Well, you've met all my family now.
00:53:00Oh, I just wanted to make sure I left the door open for you.
00:53:04I, um...
00:53:11Oh, my God.
00:53:17I, um, I, um...
00:53:24Oh, my God.
00:53:25Hi, Dad.
00:53:55That's pretty young stuff you're foolin' around with, Drew.
00:54:07Yeah?
00:54:08Well, that's the girl I'm gonna marry.
00:54:12Hey, hey, John, you heard some, uh, get up again, huh?
00:54:20Oh, fuck.
00:54:23Dee Dee, do me a favor, take a walk, huh?
00:54:28Oh, shit.
00:54:30Look, Dee Dee, I don't, I mean, I don't even want to be seen with you.
00:54:36Know what I mean?
00:54:38Huh?
00:54:39Huh?
00:54:40Hey, Davis, make sure you get that workout in today.
00:54:43Yeah, right, right, Coach.
00:54:45Practice makes perfect.
00:54:48Let's go to your garage.
00:54:50Oh, that's my cousin.
00:54:52She's about four.
00:54:53She's a tiger.
00:54:54God, you should see that kid.
00:54:55Look at this one.
00:54:57That's my aunt.
00:54:58Hey, let's take a ride.
00:54:59Got another connection.
00:55:01Hmm.
00:55:02I don't, I don't think I'll go this time.
00:55:05Okay.
00:55:06See you in a little while.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:08Come on.
00:55:10Come on.
00:55:11No.
00:55:12Not a swim-
00:55:26No.
00:55:27No.
00:55:28No.
00:55:29No.
00:55:30No.
00:55:31Oh, Terry, are you okay?
00:55:44Uh, I don't know. I don't care. Let me see my car.
00:55:47Wait, wait, don't move until you're sure you're okay.
00:55:49I'm okay.
00:55:50Are you sure?
00:55:51Sure, I'm sure. I'm not dead, am I?
00:55:53What happened?
00:55:54Uh, nothing, Carol.
00:55:56Nothing, really.
00:55:57Oh, what happened, lover?
00:56:01Carol!
00:56:18Carol, wait a minute, mom.
00:56:20Carol!
00:56:24Oh, Carol.
00:56:25Wait a minute, let me explain.
00:56:32It's not what you think.
00:56:36I don't care about anybody else.
00:56:40Hey, what's happening?
00:56:43Carol, I love you.
00:56:45That's real good shit.
00:57:04Hot running suck.
00:57:18You can't pull away from the curb without one of those dumb suckers on your ass.
00:57:23Get rid of that stuff.
00:57:25Wool! Wool! Wool!
00:57:27Wool! Wool! Wool! Wool!oo!
00:57:33That's half four. I'll let the mail address.
00:57:38Hello, sir.
00:57:46Did I hear a cut-out?
00:57:49A cut-out?
00:57:50Start the ignition.
00:57:53...
00:57:53Rev it up
00:57:57More
00:58:00More
00:58:02More
00:58:05We're more interested in where we're going than in where we've been
00:58:10I'm trying to get her to quit smoking
00:58:16You know, there's no doubt it causes cancer
00:58:20Yeah, what kind of cigarette would you say that is?
00:58:23Hell, there's a new brand on the market every day
00:58:27Could this be marijuana?
00:58:38Marijuana?
00:58:46Possession of marijuana is a felony
00:58:48You'll have to come with me, miss
00:58:51Hey, come on, man
00:59:01Just for a measly little cigarette?
00:59:03Let's get that car off the road
00:59:18We have it fixed
00:59:20Whoa
00:59:25What is this?
00:59:47Hey, get away from my car
00:59:50I don't believe it
00:59:51I don't believe it
00:59:52I don't believe it
00:59:54What is it?
00:59:55Just some dumb kids
00:59:56Come on
00:59:57Come on
00:59:58Come on
00:59:59Get him out of here
01:00:05Get away from my car
01:00:10Get away from my car
01:00:12I don't believe it
01:00:13I don't believe it
01:00:14I don't believe it
01:00:15I don't believe it
01:00:16I don't believe it
01:00:17I don't believe it
01:00:18Wow
01:00:19Get a nice get out of here
01:00:21Hold on
01:00:22Okay, guys
01:00:23That's fun
01:00:24That's fun
01:00:25Okay, guys
01:00:26That's fun
01:00:47Hey, my car
01:00:48That's fun
01:00:49I don't believe it
01:00:50I don't believe it
01:00:51I don't believe it
01:00:52That's fun
01:00:53What's that?
01:00:54What's that?
01:00:55I don't believe it
01:00:56I don't believe it
01:00:57I'm not sure
01:00:58I'm not sure
01:00:59How about that
01:01:01You have a lot of money
01:01:02As if you want
01:01:03You're going to help me
01:01:04All right, James.
01:01:25You left!
01:01:27You left!
01:01:28Yeah, that's fun!
01:01:30Yeah, that's fun.
01:01:31Yeah!
01:01:32All right, out of here.
01:01:34You are so old, now!
01:01:35Now!
01:01:36Now!
01:01:37Now!
01:01:38Now!
01:01:39Now!
01:01:40Now!
01:01:41Now!
01:01:42Now!
01:01:43Now!
01:01:44Now!
01:01:45You all right?
01:01:51That's fun!
01:01:52Yeah!
01:01:57Oh, would you fix this for me?
01:02:00Oh, I think it's torn.
01:02:02It's torn.
01:02:03Here.
01:02:10Uh, yeah.
01:02:11Yeah, it's torn.
01:02:15Ah, I think I got it.
01:02:16Okay, thank you.
01:02:17You can't go home like that.
01:02:19I know.
01:02:20Let's go to the training house.
01:02:22Ah, I'm on duty.
01:02:26I better take you to the station.
01:02:30I better take you to the station.
01:02:35I know.
01:02:38I know.
01:02:40I'm on duty.
01:02:42What do you want to do?
01:02:43Oh!
01:02:44Thanks, guys!
01:02:45Oh!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:47Oh!
01:02:48Oh!
01:02:48Oh!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:50Oh!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:52Oh!
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:55Oh!
01:02:56Oh!
01:02:57Oh!
01:02:57Oh!
01:02:58Oh!
01:02:59Oh!
01:03:00Okay, Capper, get away from the girl.
01:03:30Okay, half skippity shit.
01:03:49You're the only one I can talk to.
01:04:09Do you love me?
01:04:13Of course I do.
01:04:15I'll get $25 an hour.
01:04:17I'm a regular job.
01:04:19Oh.
01:04:33Lady.
01:04:34Lady, your woman does need a lot of work.
01:04:36It's gonna take some time.
01:04:38I'll see.
01:04:48How could you do this to Daddy?
01:04:50Oh, Daddy.
01:04:51That's not your daddy, dear.
01:04:52That was a plumber.
01:04:53You're cheating on my father.
01:04:55No, your father is not your daddy, dear.
01:05:01What do you mean?
01:05:04Is he?
01:05:06Oh, no.
01:05:07Sykes has been my lover for, um, our plumber for ten years now.
01:05:13What about Fulmer?
01:05:15Oh, no.
01:05:17Another plumber?
01:05:19Your father.
01:05:20I mean, my husband.
01:05:21We're never...
01:05:22He's a virgin.
01:05:23What about Ted?
01:05:24Oh, your brother.
01:05:25Ted, that is.
01:05:26He's illegitimate.
01:05:27What do you mean?
01:05:28Well, you see, your father, whatever he is, he just couldn't get it up.
01:05:32He's impotent.
01:05:33Is that what Fudge made about the plumbing in this house?
01:05:35Mom!
01:05:36Why not your mother, dear?
01:05:37You were adopted.
01:05:38I don't know.
01:05:39They must have found me on the doorstep or something.
01:05:40Or maybe I was lost in the baby ward.
01:05:49I don't know.
01:05:50You're a little late in the middle of the house here.
01:05:53I'm proud of them.
01:05:54Well, your father, whoever he is, he just couldn't get it up.
01:05:57What's that?
01:05:58Is that what Fudge made about the plumbing in this house?
01:06:01Mom!
01:06:02Why not your mother, dear?
01:06:03You were adopted.
01:06:04I don't know.
01:06:05They must have found me on the doorstep or something.
01:06:07I don't belong anywhere to anybody.
01:06:12Yes?
01:06:14And I keep having these dreams like I'm being raped every night.
01:06:18By all different people, not just men.
01:06:23Even girls.
01:06:27I even dreamed it was my best friend Neely the other night.
01:06:30Let's talk about it.
01:06:34Maybe I'm queer.
01:06:37Don't say that word.
01:06:40Carol, your dreams are trying to tell you your true feelings.
01:06:45Now, tell me about this experience with your friend Neely.
01:06:48Don't block it.
01:06:50I'm not, it's just...
01:06:52I'm afraid I'm going to find out I'm really queer.
01:06:55And I wouldn't be able to get married.
01:06:58Carol, I'm really glad you came to me about this problem.
01:07:02You see, after years of struggling with that dark angel, I finally reached my decision.
01:07:07This Sunday, at the 10 o'clock service, I'm coming out of the closet.
01:07:13There's no closet in the church.
01:07:15Carol, I'm sweet.
01:07:18Oh, you are.
01:07:20For listening to my silly problems.
01:07:21No, no.
01:07:23You see, I'm...
01:07:25Well, never mind.
01:07:28The only thing that really matters is love.
01:07:32And people.
01:07:34That's what it's all about.
01:07:36Show your love.
01:07:37All Hitler really needed was a hug.
01:07:41Not that he was my type.
01:07:43He was.
01:07:44My type...
01:07:46...
01:07:51Oh, no.
01:07:53Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:55We're here.
01:07:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:59all right come on get out are you talking to me carol come on carol get out the lady doesn't want
01:08:28to get out she's my friend i think maybe you better get out
01:08:34i'm on duty no you're not you're early
01:08:44what did you have in mind carol i wanted to explain what specifically do you want me to
01:08:58do look i'm sorry i acted like such a foolish act what's your offer now will you stop that and come
01:09:05here oh what do you want i love you sir oh oh help help i love you hey that's dreary all right
01:09:16he must be drunk
01:09:18hey we better go see oh that's okay he's gonna marry her i should have done this this afternoon
01:09:27you'll lose your job i won't care you'll go to prison it'll be worth
01:09:39i'll get pregnant then you'll have to marry me
01:09:50oh i don't want any children parents didn't have any children
01:10:02i fell in love with you the first time i saw you and i want to marry you
01:10:06hey drury let us know if you need any help
01:10:13i'm too young for you
01:10:28i want a career hey drury you need a swat team
01:10:34hey how are you kids doing
01:10:40oh come on get in we'll report back
01:10:52i mean i just would like some explanation of why we need so much plumbing work done
01:11:04what did the guy do did he work under the sink i mean did he fix the toilet
01:11:10you know you know i think the guy's a crook
01:11:12what did he do are you listening to me are you listening to me
01:11:18what did he do just show me what he did what he do show me what he did
01:11:22that's two plumbing bills for 150 dollars that's 300 dollars what did he do
01:11:29what's this uh this plumbers bill for uh 150 dollars
01:11:36well uh snake out your pipes and accords your heater why
01:11:52you something wrong
01:11:54well i didn't think anything was wrong in the first place
01:11:58i mean i didn't even i don't even know that you did the work
01:12:01now look buddy your wife's right there when i did well i'm not paying
01:12:05hey wait a minute now the work i done is worth 150 bucks
01:12:10you didn't want to pay it you should have done it yourself
01:12:12well look uh i don't want you coming around here anymore
01:12:16well that's fine with me you just send me my money
01:12:19bend over and whistle up your drain pipe for it
01:12:22you ain't got no right to talk to me that way
01:12:24look you come around here again and i'll paste you
01:12:27show me what that plumber did show me what that plumber did
01:12:46show me what that plumber did this door gotta open this door's coming down
01:12:53what did that plumber do what did that plumber do what did that plumber do what did that plumber
01:12:59he screwed me he screwed me he screwed me he screwed me i loved it i loved it oh hey i'm trying to get some sleep
01:13:06he did it in this house hey hi again she's coming to see you
01:13:14Mommy, Daddy, don't quarrel.
01:13:16My little girl.
01:13:18I didn't recognize you.
01:13:35Dad, are you okay?
01:13:37What happened to my little girl?
01:13:40I'm not your little girl, Daddy.
01:13:42I told her.
01:13:46It's true, isn't it?
01:13:48Carol, promise me you will marry Dustin.
01:13:50Anything you say, Mom.
01:13:52Call Lena.
01:13:54Mom!
01:13:57She's jealous.
01:13:59Call Lena.
01:14:01She's the only one that can handle my back.
01:14:05Lena, it's in the book under Lena Loves to Touch.
01:14:09Help me.
01:14:12I'm not here.
01:14:18Now, where's the man's back?
01:14:20Now, your head's in the clouds.
01:14:22The last thing out loud you got through.
01:14:24You come a long way, baby.
01:14:28Spock is in your eyes.
01:14:30You come a long way, baby.
01:14:33You come a long way, son.
01:14:35I'm looking for a cheap sucker.
01:14:43Nobody talks to Aloysius Sites the way he talked to me.
01:14:47I'm gonna bust him.
01:14:49Come and get him.
01:14:50Is this your cesspool superstar?
01:14:51Dustin, Carol's made up her mind.
01:14:55Made up her mind.
01:14:56Okay, sucker.
01:14:57I've come for my 150 bucks.
01:15:01Excuse me, man.
01:15:02Ooh.
01:15:03She really knows how to handle a man.
01:15:05Dustin, Carol's made of her mind.
01:15:09Made of her mind.
01:15:10Okay, sucker.
01:15:13I've come from 150 bucks.
01:15:15Excuse me, man.
01:15:18Ooh!
01:15:23She really knows how to handle a man.
01:15:27Impotent.
01:15:28Impotent.
01:15:28Impotent.
01:15:29Impotent, impotent.
01:15:30Carol, I want you to meet your real mother.
01:15:33Lena, honey, say hello to Cap'l.
01:15:40My precious baby.
01:15:47I'm going to get you.
01:15:55I'm a beggar.
01:15:58You behave and I'll put you right again.
01:16:03Honey, I'm sorry to leave you here with these honks.
01:16:16There were some neighbors.
01:16:18I can't even throw straight.
01:16:23No, it ends with the sand.
01:16:25You know, I hurt you.
01:16:38You suppose you could unhook it for me?
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40You know, it just ain't been my day.
01:16:43It's been bad.
01:16:44I knew this morning when I got up.
01:16:45But my own toilet wasn't flush and I couldn't take you to tell you something, though.
01:16:49Dustin, turn it off.
01:16:57You really can play.
01:17:00My mother won't let me marry a nigger.
01:17:03My mother won't let me marry a nigger.
01:17:18Carol!
01:17:19Carol!
01:17:24Carol!
01:17:27Dustin, get away!
01:17:29Get away!
01:17:30Get away from me!
01:17:31Get out of there, Dustin!
01:17:53Get out of there!
01:18:02Out there, that smart ass!
01:18:03Malone is moving, leading the scene.
01:18:11Goddammit, Jury, you son of a bitch!
01:18:14I want to see you tonight.
01:18:15And rape me again.
01:18:17You know better than those kids.
01:18:20Carol, there's no need for us to hurt each other.
01:18:25Dustin, talk to me.
01:18:27Who is he?
01:18:29We were going to be married.
01:18:31Goddammit, jury, come on, let's go!
01:18:33Well, in that case, I hope he's dead.
01:18:42Dustin, are you all right?
01:18:43You can't invite your mother to the wedding.
01:18:54You can talk okay.
01:18:56Then what do you mean? I could always talk okay.
01:19:01Ow!
01:19:02Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
01:19:06I never had a real wedding.
01:19:09One with a flower, and a gown, and guests.
01:19:13I ought to have married Norbert.
01:19:16His family owned the bank,
01:19:18only he had itchy scysoces.
01:19:21His skin felt just like fish scales.
01:19:25If only he hadn't touched me so much,
01:19:27I would have put up with it.
01:19:30Oh.
01:19:33Oh, I just had a nice house.
01:19:38Surfers.
01:19:40Oh, Carol.
01:19:41You're doing the right thing.
01:19:46I hardly recognize my little girl.
01:19:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:33Hey, I thought you were my friend.
01:20:51Oh, Christ, Carol, I still am.
01:20:53Then give me the bottle.
01:20:56I can't figure you out.
01:20:59You decided, didn't you?
01:21:03Bad luck to kiss the bride before the wedding.
01:21:06We're flying down to Rio.
01:21:11I'm feeling ready.
01:21:13Dustin, would you get up there and get ready?
01:21:15Come on.
01:21:19I love you, you know.
01:21:24I love you, I love you.
01:21:34I love you.
01:21:39I love you.
01:21:42I love you.
01:21:44Dearly beloved brethren, we are gathered here in the sight of God.
01:22:12And before these witnesses, to unite this man and this woman in holy wedlock.
01:22:35Therefore, if any man can show any just cause why they should not be joined in holy matrimony,
01:22:40let him speak now, or henceforth, hereafter, forever hold his peace.
01:22:45Reverend, we don't need that part.
01:22:48Yes.
01:22:50Turn and face each other, please, for the vows.
01:22:522-2-9-10-4
01:22:55Hold it, Turner.
01:23:03This is Carol's house, now we've got to take it easy.
01:23:06I'm going to nail that smock of this.
01:23:09Turner!
01:23:11Dustin, do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
01:23:15Wedded wife?
01:23:16Say yes, Dustin.
01:23:19Just say yes.
01:23:20Yes.
01:23:22Carol, do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?
01:23:27I'm not too late for my baby's wedding.
01:23:37Who is this woman?
01:23:38Who do you think I am?
01:23:39Who do you think I am?
01:23:41Don't spoil our breadie!
01:23:56Don't spoil our breadie!
01:24:04Hey, hey, come on, you guys, take it in here, huh?
01:24:07Tell them, please!
01:24:07No, stop this!
01:24:08Stop this!
01:24:08What are you doing?
01:24:09Stop it!
01:24:09Okay!
01:24:10Oh, cool!
01:24:10Let's go!
01:24:18Hey, where are we going?
01:24:19Hey, some help here!
01:24:37Let's go!
01:24:40Let's go!
01:24:46Let's go!
01:24:48Wait, no!
01:24:50Back!
01:24:52Please, please, please!
01:24:54AAAAAH!!
01:24:56AAAAAH!!
01:24:58AAAAAH!!
01:25:00BOOH!
01:25:02AAAAAH!!
01:25:04BOOH!
01:25:06BOOH!
01:25:07I'm gonna call I'm gonna call the cops
01:25:37I'm gonna call the cops
01:26:07I'm gonna call the cops
01:26:37I'm gonna call the cops
01:26:39I'm gonna call the cops
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