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The Summer I Fell For My Butler Full Episode
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00:01My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
00:04And girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
00:08So I did.
00:15I'm sorry, babe.
00:17I actually just got a text from work.
00:20What do you mean? It's our wedding night.
00:22I hired a butler.
00:24He's gonna take good care of you while I'm gone.
00:26The bartender?
00:30Would you like me to feed you some grapes, m'lady?
00:35I can feed myself, thank you.
00:49I have a good passion.
00:51This is my first time, little man.
00:55I prepared a guilty pleasure for you.
01:00You're so tense, m'lady.
01:07If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
01:16Surprise!
01:20You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
01:22No.
01:24I'm married.
01:25Let's get this fucking party started!
01:32I always fantasized about being with a butler.
01:35Get back to the trailer park, you dirty motherfucker.
01:38Get back.
01:39I've never been here.
01:40I'm here.
01:41Um, champagne, please.
02:11Hey, you okay?
02:22Yeah, I think so.
02:23Come on, you've got what you wanted.
02:25Let yourself have it.
02:26Don't worry.
02:27Jupiter is going to get you, too.
02:29We'll see.
02:35Sweetie, I know you're nervous,
02:37but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
02:41Trust me, Nick.
02:42Yes, Mother.
02:43You're always right.
02:58Look at us.
02:59We seem like the perfect couple.
03:01I now pronounce you man and wife.
03:04You may now kiss your bride.
03:07My dad used to say love was for rich folks,
03:10and girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
03:14So I did.
03:15Hey there.
03:27Hey, just a sec, babe.
03:29Um, wow.
03:32You look damn.
03:35Watch it.
03:36I'm a married woman.
03:38Your husband's a lucky man.
03:39I'm sorry, babe.
03:46I actually just got a text from work and shit at the fan in Hong Kong.
03:51What do you mean?
03:52It's our wedding night.
03:53It's not like it's the first time for anything.
03:55What am I supposed to do?
03:57I don't know, babe.
03:58It's a beach house.
03:59Enjoy a vacation.
04:00I don't want to stay here alone.
04:02You won't be.
04:03I hired a butler.
04:05Darren.
04:05He's going to watch over everything while I'm gone.
04:07Who the hell is Darren?
04:09Uh, Dylan, actually.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12Um, sir.
04:14Madame.
04:15The bartender?
04:17Actually, a personal trainer and serve instructor.
04:20I also make a mean grilled cheese.
04:22Okay, I don't need a butler.
04:24I need my husband.
04:25It's our honeymoon.
04:27It'll just be for a couple days.
04:29You'll be fine, babe.
04:32Good luck.
04:36Anything you need, I'm at your service.
04:42So do you want, like a grilled cheese or?
04:44I'm okay.
04:45I was done crying.
04:51I could mope or I could tamp.
04:54I picked tamp.
04:55I thought her lady should might enjoy some champagne.
05:21Sure.
05:22Would you like me to feed you some gravy lady?
05:32I can give myself thank you.
05:34Why are you speaking like that?
05:37According to Google, a butler must dress the woman of the house with respect, kind words,
05:43and the British accent.
05:44And the British accent.
05:45Yeah, no.
05:48And may I ask what's with the get-up?
05:51Rule number two, dress with dignity.
05:54It's going to be hot as hell today.
05:55It's going to be hot as hell today.
05:56Yeah, you're right.
05:59Screw it.
06:02That was hot.
06:03Anything I can get for you?
06:28Pina colada.
06:29I need to get out of the house.
06:35I'm about to drop.
06:40I'm about to drop.
06:45I'm about to drop.
06:50Oh my god!
06:52Yeah!
06:54Duckmall!
06:56Did you get it? Did you get that?
06:58I want to turn into this.
07:00Oh, okay.
07:02Don't laugh at me.
07:08Oh!
07:10Hey!
07:12Hell of an arm.
07:14I'm the ski ball champion of Lubbock.
07:16I didn't take you as a Texas girl.
07:18Born and raised.
07:20That explains a lot.
07:24How about you?
07:26You're looking at the top dog surfer in Malibu.
07:28Thank you very much.
07:30Oh wow, I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty.
07:32So how does one go from L.A. surfer boy
07:34to Beach House butler?
07:36I have a confession.
07:38This is my first time butler.
07:40You don't say.
07:42Alright.
07:44Mmm!
07:50Oh!
07:52Eat that butler.
07:58Okay.
08:00Cheers!
08:04Okay, your turn.
08:06Favorite man.
08:08Easy.
08:09Fleetwood Mac.
08:10Oh, okay.
08:11Thank God.
08:12I would have taken you as more of like a one direction kind of girl.
08:14Okay.
08:16Guilty pleasure.
08:18Bubble baths.
08:20Come on.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:23They're delightful.
08:24You?
08:26Strawberry Pop-Tarts.
08:28Alright.
08:29The Culinary Masterpiece.
08:30Take it.
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32Mmm.
08:37This place is amazing.
08:40I always dreamed of opening a spot up just like this.
08:43Why don't you?
08:45My boy Simon and I, we opened a surf shop.
08:48All good vibes, no business plan, and it tanked.
08:52But I did learn one important lesson.
08:55Not all dreams come true.
08:58That doesn't sound like the top dog of Malibu to roll over and give up on his dreams.
09:02Cheers.
09:03Cheers.
09:04Another round of skee-ball?
09:06Only if you're ready for me to whoop your ass again.
09:09Alright, whatever you say.
09:10Let's go.
09:11Oh, my God!
09:12What are you doing here?
09:13Um...
09:14Wow.
09:15I get it now.
09:16Take your time.
09:17Enjoy.
09:18And I'll be downstairs cooking some dinner.
09:19Okay?
09:20Okay.
09:21Okay.
09:22Okay.
09:23Okay.
09:24Okay.
09:25Okay.
09:26Okay.
09:27Okay.
09:28Okay.
09:29Okay.
09:30Okay.
09:31Okay.
09:32Okay.
09:33Okay.
09:34Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:36Okay.
09:37Okay.
09:38Okay.
09:39Okay.
09:40Okay.
09:45So.
09:50Okay.
09:51I'm prepared a guilty pleasure for you, madame.
10:09So tense, lady.
10:21I'm prepared a guilty pleasure for you, madame.
10:30Yes?
10:32Dinner, aren't they served?
10:34Uh, thank you. I'll be right down.
10:46Hey, girl.
10:47How's it going with the hot butler?
10:49Can you come here before I do something I regret?
10:52You have nothing to feel guilty about.
10:55He left you on your wedding night.
10:57Enjoy yourself. Seriously.
11:04What was that?
11:06Your wife.
11:07Your wife.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:19That was amazing.
11:20I just hate sharing you.
11:29Baby.
11:31Ella and me?
11:32That's just optics.
11:34A bride picked by buddy.
11:36You're the real thing.
11:39After the inheritance kicks in,
11:40I'll leave Ella.
11:42And it's just you and me.
11:45Okay.
11:48Of course.
11:50I'll have to play husband for a little while.
11:54Fundraisers, family portraits, holidays.
11:59Boring marriage shit.
12:01Like that.
12:03I never considered holidays.
12:06I can't bring my mistress to buddy's holiday brunch.
12:12I'm no side bitch.
12:14Babe.
12:16Where are you going?
12:19To take back what's mine.
12:20This is your house.
12:33Your table awaits.
12:39Voila.
12:41Sandwich on the fromage.
12:43Oh, marvelous.
12:45Bon appetit.
12:47What about you?
12:50I am a butler.
12:52Butlers don't eat?
12:53No.
12:54You butdle.
12:55Join me.
12:57I can't.
12:58Rule number seven.
12:59A butler must never dime.
13:00I'm sure that rule number one says a butler must never refuse a direct order.
13:05Touche.
13:09For you.
13:10Oh, thank you.
13:11That was hungry.
13:12Cheers.
13:1510 out of 10, huh?
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:17Pretty good.
13:18Top of my mouth for.
13:25Try me.
13:27I thought you said you played baseball.
13:29I got kicked off the team from mooning the umpire.
13:31Okay.
13:32I'll show you how it's done.
13:34Oh!
13:35You just keep on impressing me.
13:36Wait, that's what impresses you?
13:37Wait till you see me with the cherry stem.
13:40Heh.
13:43So I'm in this pool trying to wrangle this dolphin that's freaking out but cute as hell.
13:48Hold up.
13:49You seemed a dolphin?
13:51Okay, Aquaman.
13:52That's awesome.
13:54Tell the dolphin she bit me.
13:56Oh, well at least you were there to help.
13:57Mm.
14:00Sometimes the only thing you can do is be there for someone.
14:03Well, sometimes people say they'll be there and then they're not.
14:10I don't mean to cross any lines.
14:14But being left alone on your wedding night, that isn't okay.
14:19Well, I wasn't left alone.
14:21I have my fake butler, so.
14:27If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here.
14:33With you.
14:36Well, you're not like other men.
14:38I'm just a fake butler trying my best.
14:45I'm glad I met you, Ella.
14:47I'm really glad I met you too, Dylan.
14:50I remember the first time I saw you, actually.
14:57Champagne, please.
15:02You downed that wine like a frat boy chugging beer.
15:05You want to know what I remember most about my wedding day?
15:18Hmm?
15:20Right before I was about to go out.
15:22I'm thinking, why am I doing this?
15:25And?
15:29What was your answer?
15:31My parents were basically kids when they had me.
15:35High school sweethearts who wouldn't have made it past prom if my mom hadn't have gotten knocked up.
15:41And after mom left.
15:44Dad used to always say, you want happiness?
15:50Very rich.
15:52He seems right. Look around you.
15:54You got it all.
15:56Then why am I alone on my honeymoon?
15:58You're not alone.
16:00I'm here, Ella.
16:02I know.
16:04But I should be with my husband.
16:07I know.
16:09But I should be with my husband.
16:18Serenade, my lady?
16:23What would you like?
16:25Mozart's Symphony number 25?
16:28Sure.
16:29Okay.
16:37Incredible.
16:38I'm available for weddings, funerals, and barman talks.
16:48Thanks for that.
16:56If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
17:05Don't ask me that.
17:07Sorry.
17:11I need to get some more.
17:20There was a calm before the storm.
17:23And for the first time, I wasn't thinking about Leo.
17:32Ella!
17:34Ella! Wake up!
17:35There's a huge storm. We gotta get to safety.
17:36Hey.
17:37It's alright.
17:38The closet's the safest place during the storm.
17:40I googled it.
17:41I googled it.
17:46Wrapped in his arms.
17:48I'd never felt safer.
17:49Hey.
17:56It's all right?
17:59The closet's the safest place to earn a store.
18:02I googled it.
18:11Wrapped in his arms, I'd never felt safer.
18:16The house could have blown away and I wouldn't have moved.
18:46The house could have moved.
18:48I don't know.
18:50He's got a building.
18:52That's what I do.
18:54I don't know.
18:56I don't know.
18:58I don't know.
19:00I don't know.
19:02I don't know.
19:04I don't know.
19:06You're married.
19:10Good morning.
19:21I prepared your breakfast.
19:24I don't really do breakfast.
19:31Oh, no way.
19:35You said they're your favorite, so.
19:40Listen, about last night, I...
19:46No, thank you so much for taking care of me.
19:49I'm sorry I was such a mess.
19:50It's honestly a blur.
19:54It was special.
19:55It was wrong.
20:04Surprise!
20:05Surprise!
20:05Oh, my God.
20:11I'm so glad you guys are here.
20:22Of course.
20:23We couldn't leave our girls stranded on her honeymoon.
20:26Especially now with that fine-ass belt.
20:28I thought I had called in my besties for backup.
20:33Turns out, they had plans of their own.
20:42Uh, hey there.
20:44Mmm, Sauvignon Blanc.
20:47Mmm, can I have a glass?
20:51Cute couple, huh?
20:54Got to give it to her.
20:55She made all the right moves from living in a trailer park
20:59to marrying a billionaire.
21:00Come on, Sarah.
21:09He looks even better walking away.
21:10Cool it.
21:11He's a nice guy.
21:13I bet you didn't know this, but he saves dolphins.
21:14Oh.
21:15You little...
21:17Something already happened between you two, didn't it?
21:20Nothing happened.
21:28He was just really nice to me last night.
21:31That's all.
21:33You must be nice.
21:35And that's it.
21:37I'm calling bullshit.
21:48Okay, maybe we kiss a little.
21:50How little?
21:53You're married now, Ella.
21:56That's...
21:56Nothing happened.
21:57It's...
21:58It's nothing.
22:00It wasn't nothing.
22:01Yum, it looks delicious.
22:08You like it?
22:10It's a new dish.
22:13Do you want a snack?
22:19Definitely.
22:24Come on.
22:24Hello?
22:38Are you thirsty?
22:39There's like five different kinds of water in the fridge.
22:42Anything you want.
22:44All right.
22:46I'll be back with those.
22:48What exactly is going on between you and the butler?
23:02We had a connection.
23:03You saw it.
23:04You're just mad he's not into you.
23:06Sweetie.
23:08He's into Ella.
23:10Ella gets everything.
23:11The rich husband, the gorgeous house.
23:13Maybe she doesn't get the hot butler, too.
23:15Ella always gets what she wants.
23:19He's good enough for Ella.
23:20He's good enough for me.
23:21They're made for each other.
23:24I see what you're doing.
23:26You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
23:33You are literally insane.
23:35If she cheats, it makes you feel better about fucking her husband.
23:42Yeah.
23:45Funny seeing you here.
23:56Listen, about last night.
23:58It was what?
23:59It was a mistake.
24:02It went off.
24:04It was the wine and the storm and you were so sweet.
24:08I felt safe.
24:11Before you say for me, huh?
24:16Always.
24:17We shouldn't be doing this.
24:20I know.
24:31No.
24:32I'm married.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Where the hell is he?
24:36Why isn't he here right now?
24:38Did he even try calling you?
24:40Ella.
24:41If he can't see what's in front of him, he doesn't deserve you.
24:45Then what do you want me to do?
24:46Run away with the butler and then what?
24:49Be happy.
24:51I am happy.
24:52A happily married woman doesn't kiss the butler.
24:54That was wrong.
24:55Yeah?
24:57How about this?
24:58What's that, Ron?
25:03Hmm?
25:07Yes.
25:10Then I guess this is goodbye.
25:15Wait.
25:17I didn't dismiss you.
25:18Rule nine.
25:24A butler must never leave until the lady of the house has dismissed him.
25:28And you, sir, have not been dismissed.
25:31Just stay.
25:33Or keep it professional.
25:37That's what her ladyship desires.
25:38Wow, I slept like a rock.
25:53Must be that fresh ocean breeze.
25:56How about you, Al?
25:57Sleep okay?
25:59Short.
26:00I know I can't sleep well when I feel guilty about something.
26:03And I definitely couldn't rest if I was a two-timing adulteress.
26:12Why are you coming at me right now?
26:14Because I like him, okay?
26:17I mean, you had a spark.
26:19After I clocked the bouquet, she's in love.
26:23Oh, Anastasia.
26:23But every time there's a good guy, Ella swoops in and snatches him.
26:28That is not true.
26:29What about the Russian DJ in Mykonos?
26:34The pizza boy?
26:36The yacht guy?
26:38Timothy Shaliman!
26:39Oh, for the last time, that guy was not Timothy Shaliman.
26:41You still made out within your limo.
26:44God.
26:46Shit.
26:48You're right.
26:50I'm an asshole.
26:53Well, who needs therapy when you got brunch, right?
26:57More mimosas, butler.
27:00Quickly.
27:05Look at her.
27:07She's practically in heat.
27:09Mmm.
27:10I just keep thinking.
27:12Poor Theo.
27:14Naomi's plan was simple.
27:16The best way to get Anastasia over Dylan was to get her under someone else.
27:21I'm bored.
27:23I hope this has some fun tonight.
27:25You read my find.
27:27Hey, butler.
27:28You got any hot friends?
27:31Yes.
27:35Let's get this fucking party started!
27:38Yeah.
27:38No!
27:39Woo!
27:39What?
27:42Woo!
27:51On!
27:52Let's get this one!
27:52Oh!
27:53Oh, hell!
27:54Let's get this one.
27:54you are drooling
28:19I am not
28:21I mean if I were you
28:23I have thrown that man against the wall by now
28:25something may have happened
28:31the night of the storm
28:36we kissed
28:38and then we may be kissed again last night
28:53oh baby girl
28:56you are in deep
28:58okay
28:59I mean
29:00just the way he looks at you
29:02dude
29:07dude
29:08you've been like eye-banging her for like seven minutes
29:10what is up with you two
29:12I think she's the woman
29:14bro you say that like
29:16a couple times a year
29:18no man
29:19I mean it like
29:20soulmate stuff and shit
29:21okay so
29:22what's going on
29:23she's married
29:25and where's her husband
29:28the dirt bag left her the night of her wedding
29:32sounds like it left you an opening
29:34but what about Anastasia
29:36and he has other options
29:40you and Anastasia look off the cozy
29:55she is not my type
29:57oh
29:58mm-mm
29:59then what is your type
30:01huh
30:02smart
30:06funny
30:07smile so beautiful
30:11good buddy go hard
30:11kicks my ass in skeeball
30:15he has a secret cheerleys
30:17stop telling
30:18oh
30:20my type
30:21oh
30:22mm-mm
30:23then what is your type
30:25huh
30:26mind if I join
30:54um
30:57I need to go
30:58no
31:00oh
31:01okay
31:02it's beautiful isn't it
31:10yeah
31:11makes me feel small
31:14insignificant
31:16yeah
31:17in a good way
31:18reminds me that life's short
31:22if you want something
31:24you go for it
31:27whoa
31:32whoa
31:32um
31:33I can't
31:37women like Ella
31:37never go for guys like you
31:40they always choose the Leos
31:42do you love her?
31:55do you love her?
31:56it sure
31:58it sure didn't
31:58but you do
32:00look
32:05take it from someone who's been there
32:07don't let her go
32:09watching someone you love be with someone else
32:14it guts you
32:15and it never
32:17stops hurting
32:19and it never stops hurting
32:19not now Naomi i have something for you
32:42Come on now, Naomi. I have something for you. From the butler.
33:12I thought she'd never come.
33:25I always feel anxious about being with a butler.
33:28Butler? I'm not a butler.
33:33I thought you were Dylan.
33:36So do you want to keep going?
33:37Yeah.
33:42Listen, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for this to get so complicated.
33:48You don't need to apologize.
33:52I thought my marriage made sense on paper.
33:57But these past few days, with you, I've never felt anything like this before.
34:12I've had a couple times later.
34:16There's a couple times later, I'm only able to resign theicons in the room.
34:20I'm the same person, the same person, the same person.
34:24I think that's why I was so patient.
34:26To death I left for you.
34:28I'm not afraid I can't afford it.
34:30I'm not afraid to leave my room anymore.
34:32It's a very good feeling she's not even better.
34:35I'm not afraid to surprise you.
34:36It's a very good feeling.
34:38It's a very good feeling, his kind of쾌mer.
34:40Honey, I'm home
34:53Shit
35:03Honey, I'm home
35:04Who the fuck are you?
35:07Yeah, who the fuck are you, bro?
35:08I own this fucking house
35:11So you're the dirtbag who abandoned his wife
35:13You dirty motherfucker
35:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, Simon, not again
35:18Oh my god, Leo, what a surprise
35:21Dude, chill, he's my boss
35:25Bro, he fucking started it
35:26God damn it
35:27I don't know who you kicked his ass
35:28Sir, I'll make sure to escort him out immediately
35:31No, fuck this, I'm out
35:33You're gorgeous, you coming?
35:36Come
35:37Thank you for the lovely weekend
35:42Call me later
35:44I want all the tea
35:45Yeah
35:46What have you been doing?
35:48Um, I've been handling business, like you said
35:51I thought I told you to watch the place
35:58Not throw a fucking frat party
36:00I'm sorry, sir
36:01It was pretty low-key
36:02It went some pretty huge parties
36:04Why aren't you dressed?
36:13I was changing
36:14To prepare dinner
36:16What?
36:17Leo, it wasn't his fault
36:19The party was my idea
36:20Well, my mistake
36:23I need a goddamn drink
36:26Your shirt's inside out
36:34Are you okay?
36:40Definitely not
36:43There's my girl
36:55Your wife is in the other room
36:58That's what makes it so hot
37:00No
37:01Leo, I told you
37:03I'm no side piece
37:04I am the main course
37:06I had a deal
37:07Consider this a renegotiation
37:09You know you don't have to do this, right?
37:14Yes, I do
37:15You're a grown man, Leo
37:18Maybe stop letting mommy run your whole life
37:20Think about the money
37:21Once I'm married
37:23And money signs off
37:24The inheritance is mine
37:25Yeah, but I hate this
37:28Six months
37:29I'll leave Ella
37:31I'll wire the money down to the Caymans
37:33And we'll sail away on my yacht
37:35Deal?
37:38Deal
37:38Pull your pants up
37:53This kind of scandalous behavior
38:07Is exactly why I said she wasn't right for us
38:10We were just having fun
38:12Your father and I had our fun
38:14We just knew to hide it
38:16Sweetie
38:19I know you're nervous
38:20But Ella is the picture-perfect bride
38:23She's the one for us
38:25Trust mother
38:27Yes, mother
38:28You're always right
38:29Mother's always right
38:30Listen
38:33Once I get the money
38:35We're golden
38:36Lucky me
38:38Come here
38:41Do you know how much I want you?
38:42You want me?
38:44Prove it
38:45Right now
38:46Her
38:48Or me
38:49Don't make me choose
38:51You just did
38:55Let's go
39:00You and me
39:01You and me
39:01Right now
39:02Dylan
39:03Come on
39:04You said this was real
39:07Is that true?
39:10Yes
39:10So then come with me
39:12I can't just run away
39:15Do you still love him?
39:22I don't know anymore
39:23There's my beautiful bride
39:31We need to talk, Leo
39:33Let's talk after
39:34You missed your chance on your wedding night
39:36I told you
39:37Business emergency?
39:39Oh yeah, Hong Kong
39:40Was it?
39:40You're back awfully fast
39:41Jesus, Ella
39:43What do you want to see?
39:43A boarding pass?
39:44No, I want a husband
39:45Who won't leave the second
39:46The photos are taken
39:46You're right
39:48And I'm sorry
39:50That was my fault
39:51I shouldn't have done that
39:52But I'm
39:53I'm back now
39:54For you
39:55For me?
39:56Or for your inheritance?
39:59I don't know what you mean by that
40:00Bonnie told me
40:01Such a beautiful bride
40:05Thank you
40:06Just one teensy little formality
40:08Be a dear
40:09And sign this little prenup for me
40:11Prenup?
40:13Now I know
40:14To a girl from the trailer park
40:15Marrying Leo
40:16Is like winning the lottery
40:18Bless your car for that
40:20But just to be clear
40:21That money
40:22That's caprizzy family money
40:25And I intend to keep it that way
40:27I'm not marrying Leo for his money
40:30Don't worry
40:31I'm a modern woman
40:32And this prenup entitles you to 5 mil
40:35As long as you stay married to my son
40:37For at least one year
40:46That a girl
40:47What she says doesn't matter
40:54This marriage was a mistake
40:57Ella, look at me
40:58You are my wife
41:00I love you
41:03You love her, right?
41:08Then go
41:09Go before you end up like me
41:11Go
41:11Go
41:12No you don't, Leo
41:31You need me
41:33To make Bonnie happy
41:34So she'll unlock your money
41:35You think I married you for money?
41:39I think you have it backwards
41:40You love bombing
41:42You swept me off my feet
41:44And it was nice
41:44So I pretended that it was real
41:47I'm not the villain here, Ella
41:49I need a man who sees me
41:53Who wants me
41:54Who loves me
41:55Not someone whose mother picked me out like a new yacht
41:58Jesus, Ella
41:59Could you be more dramatic?
42:02This is marriage
42:02It's messy
42:04You can't just walk away because it's not perfect
42:06I'm not leaving because it's messy
42:08I'm leaving because it's empty
42:09Think about what you're throwing away
42:12I am
42:13Where are you going?
42:20It's time for me to leave
42:22Go
42:23Be with your husband
42:25I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess
42:27You didn't drag me
42:28I've never felt anything like this
42:31Neither have I
42:33Don't say it unless you mean it
42:35I do mean it
42:37But it's complicated
42:40I made a vow
42:42If it's Leo you want
42:43Just say the word
42:44And you'll never see me again
42:45Dylan
42:47Listen
42:48I stood in front of a priest
42:54And I said vows that I thought I meant
42:56But it felt empty
42:58Like I was pretending
43:01And then you happened
43:04You
43:08The fake butler
43:10With the devastating smile
43:13And your kind dolphin saving heart
43:15And your terrible skee-ball score
43:18I'm never going to be able to live that time
43:21No
43:22With you
43:26I'm not pretending
43:27I feel
43:30Whole
43:32I think I'm in love with you too
43:36Good news baby
43:49It's over
43:51Ella's leaving
43:52Hmm
43:53How romantic
43:55Is that supposed to impress me?
43:58That means we can finally do this
44:00Hmm
44:01So now I'm suddenly worthy
44:02Yes
44:04I choose you
44:06You didn't choose me
44:10You lost her
44:13You've always been the real thing
44:16I love you
44:23I love you
44:23Oh wow
44:31It all makes sense now
44:33Oh please
44:35Don't stop on my account
44:36Babe
44:45That's not what it looks like
44:46Really?
44:46Because it looks like you're fucking my best friend
44:48Ella
44:49I'm sorry
44:50No
44:50You betrayed me
44:51I loved him first
44:53And then you showed up with your big ol' eyes
44:55And tragic backstory
44:57And stole him
44:58You really are the worst
45:00Oh please
45:01You have some nerve
45:02Acting like a saint
45:03After the weekend that you've had
45:05What the hell does that mean?
45:08Ask your faithful wife
45:10What she's been doing with the butler
45:11Wow
45:12Okay
45:13You've been cheating on me
45:15With the fucking help
45:17You abandoned me on our wedding night
45:19So you could fuck another woman
45:20Well you're fired
45:23Fuck you
45:24I was never a butler
45:25I quit
45:25But he's gonna be so pissed
45:30Ella
45:32Please
45:33Just give me one year
45:35Are you really gonna turn down my five million dollars?
45:43Ella, come on
45:44You know there's more to life than money
45:46Told you
45:51It never stops hurting
45:54Like I said, I'm no expert
45:57But I know about where I'm supposed to be cleaning up messes
46:00I'm even worse
46:01And look at the mess that I've made
46:03I'm out
46:04Yo, wait
46:05And just like that
46:05The emptiness came back
46:07Guess he wasn't that into you
46:09Guess it's just you and me
46:17No
46:18It's not
46:20I don't love you anymore
46:22Goodbye, Leah
46:24Champagne, please
46:40Take it
46:46Well, I wasn't left alone
46:58I have my fake butler
46:59If you were my wife
47:01I can't imagine
47:04Wanting to be anywhere else but here
47:05With you
47:16Ahem
47:24I can't do this anymore
47:27It's too hard
47:28If that's the case
47:32Then
47:33Perhaps would his lordship like some grapes?
47:38What are you doing?
47:41Rule eight
47:41Make apology with flair
47:43You made that up
47:45Maybe
47:46Now would his lordship
47:48Please
47:48Okay, I get it
47:49You're right
47:50It's annoying
47:50Accept
47:52This humble butler's apology
47:54For being so blind
47:56His lordship shall consider
48:02And
48:05Maybe
48:06Just as a peace offering
48:09Would his lordship
48:10Accept a kiss?
48:12I think that'd be most agreeable
48:15He wasn't rich
48:26He wasn't perfect
48:27But
48:29Somehow
48:30With the beach house butler
48:32It was real
48:33Thank you
48:36Because
48:37I think that's still
48:38Thank you
48:40Absolutely
48:40Well
48:40Can I
48:41We can
48:41We can
48:42There
48:42What are you doing?
48:43We can
48:44Because
48:44He didn't
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