Les mystères de Londres

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Winnie, une jeune nonne, découvre le cadavre d'une autre religieuse dans le couvent de la Madeleine. Elle n'a que le temps d'apercevoir le tueur qui prend la fuite, et Winnie est formelle : il s'agit du fantôme de la jeune Maggie, morte six mois plus tôt. Horace Merring, inspecteur en chef à Scotland Yard, sollicite les services du romancier Conan Doyle et du magicin Harry Houdini pour enquêter sur cette affaire pour le moins étrange. Si Doyle entend bien prouver que le surnaturel est au coeur de ce meurtre, Houdini a l'intention de démontrer le contraire. Pour résoudre ce mystère, Adelaide Stratton, la première femme policière de Scotland Yard, leur prête main-forte...

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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:30Hey, Merry Christmas. Whoa, you're on my naughty list.

00:36Good news, sir. More American kids believe in you than they do in vaccines or the Holocaust.

00:41That's great. I mean, disheartening for America, but great for us.

00:48I'm here from the North Pole Times.

00:50Have you decided who will succeed you with Santa Claus?

00:53Subtick, Santa's old and knocking on death's door? Fuck you.

00:56Uh, I mean, good question. I'll give it some serious thought. Ha-ha-ho-ho-ho. Bye.

01:03There have been many Santa Clauses throughout history.

01:07Some were loved, others loathed.

01:10But the position of Santa has mostly been a white man's game.

01:14Exactly. It's fucking crazy. Things have got to change.

01:18My advice to you is, whoa, if I die, get rid of my porn!

01:25I want to be the next Santa.

01:28If this is your dream, you have to at least make your case, bitch.

01:31You gotta get into that jolly bitch, bitch.

01:34I know you're right, but do you really have to call me bitch every time you say something?

01:38Yes, bitch, because it's empowering to call you bitch, bitch.

01:44Let's go over what we know.

01:46Santa and the board are all male and all white.

01:50They play golf, drink, smoke cigars, say things like, don't ever marry your mistress.

01:57Just so you know, the women of the North Pole make fun of one of your dicks.

02:01Have fun wondering whose it is.

02:02What I need to learn is how to throw out with these guys.

02:08You know, shoot the shit, do shots, shoot shots of shit.

02:13She has ideas, but can she really be the face of Christmas?

02:27I'll be named successor or die trying.

02:32Merry Christmas and to all a kick-ass night!

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