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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 2
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00:01Previously on Canada's Drag Race.
00:03No one will be going home this week.
00:12That's what it's all about.
00:14I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:16We're never going to get along. We're not going to be best friends.
00:19Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:21You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:22Girl, I don't talk about you. I don't think about you.
00:24Girl.
00:25Van Gogh.
00:26Condragulations.
00:27Holy fuck.
00:30I'm a winner. Clock it.
00:45Winning week one was amazing.
00:47I won money. Paula Abdul was there.
00:49I lip synced with Brooklyn Heights.
00:50Girl, what the fuck?
00:53How does that feel?
00:55I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
00:58Can I say something to the room, y'all?
01:00I just want to...
01:01Oh!
01:02Bitch.
01:03Yeah!
01:05Bitch, she's back! She's back!
01:09The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:12Is it looking at us?
01:13What does it say?
01:14Beavering afraid!
01:17Yay!
01:18Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on where people stand and who gets to move on.
01:24I can't believe she's back.
01:26That's major.
01:27We all seen the beaver be used.
01:29Does anyone have a strategy or...
01:32Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:34I hope so.
01:35Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Paula's like, looking for alliance.
01:40A lot of us do perform together regularly, so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships.
01:45Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mindfuck.
01:48Wait, y'all, can I say something?
01:49Yeah.
01:50Dulce.
01:51Dulce.
01:52Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:53Yeah, yeah, no worries.
01:54I just want to say I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blunt, sometimes rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
02:02I really do not mean it from a place of hate.
02:04I do not hate you.
02:05I do not dislike you.
02:06I really just don't know you.
02:07I want to get to know you more.
02:09If in the future I say things like that, bitch, call me out.
02:12I will receive it and I will do better for you.
02:15I appreciate you saying that.
02:17Like I even said before, there's no actual hatred, nothing actually that serious.
02:22I appreciate what Van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me.
02:27So I think it's an easy, like, I feel like if she ever got the beaver, I wouldn't even, like, plead my case, girl.
02:31I'd be like, let me get ready to lip sync.
02:35All right, everybody, let's get out of drag!
02:38Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game.
02:42All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom.
02:46Let me give you a nice hug.
02:47You're such a teeny fucking bitch.
02:49Let's go.
02:51Ebony, get that diddity doodadum, speak the language and get close with the girls.
02:56Ontario Alliance.
02:58Ontario Toronto.
02:59POC, girly alliance.
03:01I don't trust none of these bitches though, okay?
03:04They're greedy, they're hungry, they want the crown, and I do too.
03:10I have some news about the beaver.
03:12What?
03:13Bitch, you got a glove on!
03:15Canada's Drag Race, you better watch out for Ebony.
03:18That was so corny boots, that was getting Caucasian.
03:25Oh my God, why'd I sell Tina Shaker up in here?
03:28Bitch, you gotta glue your wig down though.
03:30The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:37With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:44With extra special guest judge, Glamzilla.
03:47Oh, oh my God.
04:00They knew they had the workroom.
04:02Every thought I was going to be at the bottom last week, but you know, no one at the bottom.
04:06Just bottoms, you know?
04:07Last week was so much fun.
04:10How are we feeling about this week?
04:12I'm ready.
04:13I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
04:18I feel the exact same.
04:19Like, I feel like my outfit was the fucking one.
04:22I'm sorry.
04:23The category was more is more, and I went above and beyond.
04:26But it was all three categories.
04:27Oh, I know.
04:28I'm not done, am I?
04:30So that being said, and I feel like my fucking music video, I ate that down too, and my entrance.
04:35So thank you very much, Van Gogh.
04:37Ooh.
04:38Now that everybody's been safe for week one, you can feel the tension rising.
04:43How are you feeling this morning?
04:45Babe, I feel so good.
04:47Good.
04:48I feel like so comfortable around everyone now.
04:50Like, honestly, I'm gonna have sex with everyone here.
04:52Oh my God.
04:55Let's go, diva.
04:58Oh my God.
04:59Oh my God.
05:00Canada.
05:01Seen it already, then had her.
05:04Ahoy, outie girls.
05:05Ahoy.
05:06Yay.
05:07This week, we'll need all cans below deck.
05:12Ship happens.
05:13But if you stay sea-sickening, you ain't gonna get sea-sickening.
05:19Okay.
05:20Okay.
05:21We're going maritime up in here.
05:23What does that mean?
05:25Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy.
05:27Oh, thank you.
05:32Hello.
05:33Carson fucking Cressley?
05:36Season six has some tricks.
05:38Girl, what?
05:39Permission to come aboard?
05:41Yes.
05:42Oh my God.
05:44Come on, Red.
05:45Oh.
05:46Nice to meet everybody.
05:48Oh, and I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while, so I hope that's okay.
05:53Whoa.
05:54Yes.
05:55Of course.
05:56Yes.
05:57Annie Hoodles, after a very hectic first week, I am sure you're up for some R&R.
06:02Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks, because we're about to go cruising.
06:10Like on a boat.
06:11Oh.
06:12What?
06:13What?
06:14For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise
06:19lines.
06:20Okay.
06:21But first things first, you'll need to pick your shipmates.
06:23We're looking for three groups of four, so find your sailors now.
06:28Ah!
06:29Oh!
06:30Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
06:31Okay, it works.
06:32This is gonna be worth not being great.
06:34Yeah.
06:35I feel this.
06:36That was so quick.
06:37Did you pre-select those?
06:38No.
06:39No.
06:40We have Velma Jones, Van Gogh, and Saltina.
06:43Three of them were in the top, and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week.
06:49Three tops for one bottom?
06:51The odds are in my favor.
06:53Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, TM, and Ebony.
06:58Your cruise theme is singles at sea, where a rose can find her Jack or Jane.
07:04Okay!
07:05Yeah!
07:06Okay!
07:07Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma.
07:10Your cruise theme is self-care sisters.
07:12Oh!
07:13Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana.
07:17Oh!
07:18That's so good for you.
07:19And last but not least, Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramel.
07:24Your cruise theme is the Golden Gaze.
07:27Oh!
07:28A cruise fit for the geriatric twink.
07:31I think that's me, actually.
07:34We'll give you a free ticket.
07:36Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown, or land you on the poop deck?
07:41Racers, anchors away, and may the best drag queen swim!
07:46Woo!
07:47Woo!
07:48Woo!
07:49Woo!
07:50Woo!
07:51Woo!
07:52Woo!
07:53Woo!
07:54Woo!
07:55Oh my gosh.
07:56Bitch, we're going cruising.
07:57We're going cruising.
07:58We're going cruising.
07:59We're going cruising.
08:00I'm so happy we're in a cruise.
08:01We get the self-care sisters cruise.
08:04Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing, so I'm really, really excited.
08:08Have you guys ever acted before?
08:09Well, yes.
08:10Yes.
08:11Well, yes.
08:12Okay.
08:13Not really.
08:14I don't think I like acting acting, but I work with a lot of people I don't like, so I act like I'm fine with them.
08:20All my other group members have a lot more experience in acting than I do, but I know I can kill this.
08:26This is my moment, and I'm going to take it.
08:28Let's pretend that you and Vanda didn't make up. She had anger.
08:30Feed her ass.
08:31Feed her ass.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Can I just say right off the bat, I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff.
08:36I am so excited about acting challenges. I'm teamed up with the funniest people I think there is in the room.
08:42Honestly, you are a crazy nutball, but you also have a social media presence that I think is going to come very handy here.
08:50Okay.
08:51I love to fake it. I love to act. I just feel like it's such an escapism from reality.
08:57You're a different person. You're acting. I'm acting right now.
09:02I kind of have a concept idea, and I want to hear what y'all think.
09:07Okay.
09:08Maybe it could be for, like, hard-working moms. The subtext is, it's actually a cult.
09:13It gives us juice to play with.
09:15It does. I love juice.
09:16Beyond the self-care. Like, I know I'm going to go full Acadian mom, like, yeah.
09:20How about I be the cruise director who's, like, directing?
09:23I love.
09:24Who's, like, guiding us through the meditations and all that?
09:26Exactly.
09:27Our cult, sorry, cruise is all about recruiting people, and we're setting sails to the seas.
09:34Get into the zen of it all.
09:37Maybe we can just be, like, do a deep breath and go.
09:39Why isn't it just that?
09:43SS.
09:44Oh, I love that.
09:47We are working very well together.
09:49Everyone is bringing ideas, and we know what we're doing.
09:52My cruise has a whole vibe.
09:55If you started with a close-up, if it pans away and there's something on the lower half of you, that's off.
10:00Nice.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Like, you're not wearing pants or...
10:04But it's hard to start with a close-up.
10:08You have to establish where you are.
10:10Yeah, establish the moment.
10:12Yeah, that's true.
10:13In my group, Velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder, and she is just not here for anything that she didn't think of, to be honest.
10:22Should everyone be a voiceover, then?
10:23No, that's it.
10:24That's weird.
10:25I think what it should be is we all do a pass of our first scenes, and then while the other people are doing their first scenes, someone's changing.
10:30No, no.
10:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:32No, no, no.
10:33We do it.
10:34Like, what is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
10:37We're just talking.
10:38We're just footballing ideas.
10:39Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
10:41Wait!
10:42Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
10:47No.
10:48No, no, no, no.
10:49Don't do that.
10:50Oh, yes.
10:51Velma is just stressed.
10:52Like, just a perfect word.
10:53Stressed, not happy, not having fun.
10:55Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
10:56That's why we were doing the commercial.
10:58I feel like the most important thing in this challenge is making sure that what we're selling is something that people want to come to.
11:04I think also playing into, like, the funny part.
11:06Puns and jokes and, like, hidden messages and stuff.
11:08Yeah.
11:09That really caters to, like, old queer people.
11:12I don't really know that many older, like, queer people in my life in general.
11:15That's actually fair.
11:16I had to think about it.
11:17And maybe it's because I don't go out of my way or just our paths have been crossed, but, like, I hope they do.
11:23I don't know if you guys know this, but my dad's queer.
11:25Oh!
11:26I did not know that.
11:27I, like, kind of just recently found out that he was my dad, like, three, four years ago.
11:32At the age of 19, I found out that the dad that raised me wasn't actually my father.
11:36Somebody reached out, like, hey, I think I'm your dad.
11:39Fast forward.
11:40We did a DNA test.
11:41Turns out he was my father.
11:42And that was just, like, a huge, like, eruption in my life.
11:46And, like, I grew up in, like, a very religious household.
11:48So, like, to find out that I had a queer father, like, completely, like, changed my life.
11:52Wow.
11:53He's been so supportive of me being here and my drag.
11:55And it's, like, a complete 180.
11:56I didn't know that.
11:57That's actually so sweet.
11:58That's awesome.
11:59I had, like, no idea.
12:00I was on Ottawa's X-Ray Superstar and he surprised me and showed up with flowers.
12:04He also used a new drag, like, back in the day, too.
12:06No.
12:07I was so happy because it was for the first time that I felt like someone in my family was seeing the real me.
12:14He just inspires me so, so much.
12:16So, I'm definitely going to play into him.
12:18But he's also only, like, 45.
12:19So, it's...
12:20Oh, yes.
12:21Bitch, I want to be Papa Caramel, honey.
12:24You there.
12:25Single, sad, alone.
12:27Uh, cry no more.
12:28Let me tell you about our services.
12:30And that's where we would put a little voiceover.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Yeah.
12:33The services that our cruise ship provides.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Yeah.
12:36There are foods that are aphrodisiacs.
12:38Like, we could be, like, welcome to our food court where we have...
12:42And it's only, like, oysters.
12:45Dark chocolate.
12:46Pineapple.
12:47Pineapple.
12:48Oh.
12:49Mandatory.
12:50Edible lubes.
12:51Edible condoms.
12:52The pep talk.
12:53The pep talk.
12:54Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:55Gooning.
12:56Gooning, coach.
13:00I just have this feeling that this is too sexual.
13:04Go the mile, but don't go too much.
13:07I just don't want it to be so sex-focused.
13:10Yeah.
13:11We just reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:13We're selling the cruise, right?
13:15I love our concept and, like, that.
13:16But is it sexual or is it single?
13:18Oh, my God.
13:19My parents are going to watch this.
13:20Ah!
13:21Hello, pit crew.
13:24Hello, queens.
13:25Oh, my God.
13:26Hello.
13:27Hi.
13:28Bienvenue.
13:29Oh, my goodness.
13:31These boys are so fine.
13:32Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:34Hello.
13:35I'm over here.
13:36Hello.
13:37We are going to start with the singles cruisers
13:40and the rest of you beautiful creatures can have a seat right here.
13:44Feel free to heckle.
13:45No, I'm kidding.
13:46Don't do that.
13:47Lights.
13:48Go.
13:49Action.
13:50Our group is coming in first and we are ready to set that bar.
13:54All right.
13:55Your time starts now.
13:56Period.
13:57Hit it, divas.
13:58Are you tired of being left on read?
14:00So single and sad, you just want to get bread.
14:03I'm gonna go further.
14:04You got nothing to lose.
14:06And welcome aboard.
14:07Don't lose that breeze.
14:10Who went the second to the last line?
14:12Was it Hazel?
14:13Me.
14:14I would be careful about your diction.
14:15Got it.
14:16And the same for Paolo as well.
14:18Just be careful that we can really understand what you're saying.
14:20Got it.
14:21Lovely.
14:22All right.
14:23What scene is next?
14:24Okay.
14:25So I am Goonologist.
14:26Hello, boys.
14:27Are you ready to come to set?
14:29And action.
14:30Take a bite.
14:31It tastes so good.
14:33Food's so yum.
14:35It'll make you wanna.
14:47Thanks, boys.
14:50That was great.
14:51I don't know if we can air it, but it was great.
14:54All right.
14:55What's next?
14:56Hey.
14:57Oh, hello.
14:58Hee hee.
14:59Okay.
15:00And what's the set up here?
15:01I'm just talking shit.
15:02Okay.
15:03Let's give it a whirl.
15:05And action.
15:06Your strings attached.
15:07I'm feeling lit.
15:08Godday!
15:09I love this shit!
15:13What?
15:14Take a thing out.
15:15Take it out.
15:16Take it out.
15:17I mean, I think that's a funny gag.
15:18Pun intended.
15:19I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something.
15:22And then you get the funny.
15:23And then you also get our viewers to understand what you're saying.
15:28Action.
15:31No, drink the Dutch.
15:32I'm feeling lit.
15:33Hee hee.
15:34Godday!
15:35I love this shit!
15:37Hee hee hee!
15:39Okay.
15:40Girl, what?
15:41The singles at sea heard my lisp and said, how can we make our voices harder to understand
15:47than Vance?
15:48Um, and they all accomplished that.
15:51What do you think?
15:52I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
15:56Okay, Hazel.
15:57The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love, not looking to get fucked.
16:01Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
16:04And action.
16:05Take those pills so you can have all those thrills all prepped up and ready to take it off the
16:12uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
16:18That's great.
16:20And this whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise, yes?
16:23Yes.
16:24Okay.
16:25Got it.
16:26I know it's the singles cruise.
16:27It's just sounding like the, um, the slutty sex cruise.
16:30Okay.
16:31Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise, and I shit myself.
16:36We did too much.
16:38Sorry, Mom.
16:39All right, that's time.
16:40Thank you so much.
16:41All right, we will welcome up our self-care sisters.
16:44Okay, great.
16:45Now, who did the writing?
16:46Who's kind of in charge?
16:48We all came up with our shit.
16:50Velma was so good at writing it down.
16:52Yeah.
16:53But we all have our own characterizations, our own material.
16:56All the storyboard ideas.
16:57So Velma had a pen.
16:58Velma had a pen.
16:59No, no, no.
17:00She knew how to write.
17:01Velma kept us on.
17:02Can I see?
17:03Can I see?
17:04I did the storyboard.
17:05It's like all of my ideas, like for the concept and everybody just share.
17:11Okay, so you came up with the overall creative and then they kind of contributed each of their
17:15segments and their dialogue.
17:16Just the technicality of it, yeah.
17:17The overall creative?
17:18Okay.
17:19And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:21Yes.
17:22Yes.
17:23Yes.
17:24Yes.
17:25Vant.
17:26We all contributed to the overall creative, for sure.
17:27Okay, great.
17:28They're definitely going to fight after this.
17:30Your time starts now.
17:31I'm going to start back here.
17:33I'm the cruise ship director.
17:34Okay.
17:35It's also a kind of cult and I might be recruiting.
17:38And you're going to hit the gong.
17:40I am.
17:41I think that's so funny.
17:43Are you ready?
17:44Yes.
17:45Can I get a line reminder just to start off?
17:47Hello.
17:48Welcome aboard SS.
17:49Ugh.
17:50Okay.
17:51And action.
17:54Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:00Welcome aboard.
18:01Welcome aboard.
18:02SS.
18:03Ugh.
18:04Oh, right.
18:05Sorry.
18:06Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:12Yes.
18:13Van and Velma's conflict, right before we start, did rattle me.
18:17Okay.
18:18But if there's anything I can do, it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:23Would you like to be taken away?
18:26Join our cruise and let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
18:34Great.
18:35That was very good.
18:36Word.
18:37Word.
18:38Okay.
18:39We should probably move on.
18:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:41Let's do it.
18:42I'm gonna be like a really busy business woman.
18:44Right, right.
18:45And it's a voiceover, so it's like...
18:47It's all completely voiceover?
18:49Yeah.
18:50It's just like, let's see from...
18:51The beginning part is voiceover.
18:53This part is not voiceover.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Yeah, yeah.
18:57Okay.
18:58Let's see if it is voiceover.
18:59I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
19:03Van looks frustrated.
19:05She looks pissed.
19:07But I know I'm a powerhouse in acting, so I will just lean with that and try to have the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:16I'm a highly busy woman.
19:18I know that's time for this sheep.
19:27That worked.
19:28Great.
19:29I think we should keep moving.
19:30Action.
19:31My name is Sammy Landry.
19:33I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:37If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:41Great.
19:42Are you happy with that?
19:44I'm very happy with that.
19:45Okay.
19:46Okay.
19:47Let's move on.
19:48Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:52What's, like, turbulence?
19:53But, like, I don't know.
19:54It was rocking.
19:55The butt was...
19:56Join us on the SSN.
19:59Okay.
20:00That's your time.
20:01Hello, my golden gays.
20:02Hey, Carson.
20:03Hey, Carson.
20:04Who did what in this team?
20:05We literally all did everything.
20:06We were all pitching ideas.
20:07We all wrote everything down.
20:08Maya, you feel good?
20:09I feel good.
20:10Yeah, I feel good.
20:11We're gonna try not to get, like, mad at each other and stuff.
20:12So...
20:13Okay.
20:14Oh, the shade.
20:15Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
20:30Oh.
20:31Okay.
20:36What the fuck was that?
20:39You said you came up with the whole concept?
20:44Yeah.
20:45No.
20:46I said...
20:47He said that.
20:48He said that.
20:49And then she said yes.
20:50We'll do this later.
20:51We'll do this later.
20:52And action.
20:54We are your cruise directors on the S.O.S.
21:00Seniors on Sea.
21:03I'm having a literal blast.
21:06We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
21:10I am, like, looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of...
21:14And I'm just feeling so good.
21:16We know you golden gays love your white parties.
21:19Which is ironic.
21:20Because we're the ones hosting it.
21:22Great.
21:23I don't think you can do any better.
21:27Okay.
21:28All right.
21:29We can move on.
21:30Great job.
21:31This song is from the 1940s.
21:34I think that's when RuPaul was born.
21:36This song used to be hip in my day.
21:39Oh.
21:40Oh.
21:41My hip.
21:42Wait, what?
21:43What?
21:44Can you twerk on the walker?
21:45Yeah.
21:46I think you should do that.
21:47Just have fun with this.
21:48This is so stupid.
21:49Yeah.
21:50No one on this cruise is treating it like their last.
21:52Because it probably is here at the S.O.S. Seniors on Sea.
22:00And that's your time.
22:01Thank you so much.
22:02Woo!
22:03Okay.
22:04Now we can reach out.
22:05Woo!
22:06Woo!
22:11Oh, wow.
22:12Woo!
22:14It's elimination day and the other teams need to be scared because they had some bumps
22:19in the water.
22:20I have a question for the self-care sisters.
22:24Yes!
22:25Woo!
22:26Are you guys going to let Thelma speak?
22:28Oh.
22:29I was going to ask.
22:30So we were obviously watching you guys were first.
22:32Yeah.
22:33And it seemed a little tense on set.
22:35Did it?
22:36Not that anybody did bad, but like you could feel it.
22:38Yeah.
22:39I just don't know what happened.
22:40I know.
22:41Like everybody was speaking in the same time.
22:42And I'm sorry.
22:43I'm not the leader of the team.
22:45That's not what I said.
22:46I just wanted to say what I did.
22:48And maybe it came out wrong.
22:51I don't know.
22:52At this part, I was like, oh my God, I don't understand nothing that is going on.
22:55It's really a loss in translation, I think.
22:58I just wanted to assure that it was clear that I did more on the part of the storyboard.
23:03That was the only thing.
23:04And I hope she understood that, but I don't think so.
23:08What I remember hearing was Carson saying, who was the leader of the group?
23:12And we were all saying you.
23:13What?
23:14Can I speak, please?
23:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:16Then Carson said, so the overall concept was your idea.
23:20And I heard you say, yes, the overall concept was my idea.
23:23No.
23:24And that's when I said, well, no, I think we all contributed to the overall concept.
23:27Because I feel like we did really work collaboratively on the entire script.
23:31Absolutely.
23:32The entire script.
23:33Everything was collaborative.
23:34I'm sorry.
23:35It's hard for me to speak in English.
23:37And everybody was talking and I'm like, I don't understand everything.
23:42I don't know what is going on.
23:43I totally understand, Vin, why you would be upset.
23:45And I also get where you're coming from as well.
23:47Because I didn't know English when I first came here.
23:49You have to think in one language and then speak it in a different one.
23:52It's really a loss in translation.
23:54I loved working with you guys collaboratively.
23:56Obviously, in the moment it happened, I'll say I got really stressed out.
24:00I'm just somebody who like, if I feel something, I wear it all over my body.
24:04I'm sure you all have realized.
24:05No.
24:06Not at all.
24:07I get it.
24:08I'll be more patient with you.
24:09No, but I'm, I'm hopefully okay.
24:11That's OCD.
24:12I'll stop before I react.
24:14Van Gogh starting to chime in with like, oh, we all worked on it.
24:17This is already her second, like, tiff with someone, you know?
24:20So it's like, at one point you need to see that you kind of are the problem.
24:24It's not like she's got some healing to do.
24:26Because like, she's a sickening bitch, you know?
24:28But she's also a bitch.
24:31Well, ladies, I think we should get ready for this runway.
24:34Because you guys are looking a little gray.
24:37Oh!
24:38I am seasick, my girl.
24:40How do we feel about like, that conversation?
24:43Like, Ross and Velma.
24:44I really want to like, interject, but like, these bitches like, don't know when to like,
24:47let another girl talk.
24:48You just need to like, put your hands down and say, bitch, I have something to say too.
24:53But the thing is like, I don't need a moment that night, you know?
24:55Not that you need a moment.
24:56But I mean, the way that you've let me in, I want other people to be let in like that.
25:01And understand you.
25:02I understand Paula.
25:03I do.
25:04She's so fucking funny.
25:05And she's so fucking funny.
25:06And she's so genuine and sweet.
25:08And she listens.
25:09And I do be talking a lot.
25:11This is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
25:22But is anybody else missing friends and family?
25:26I'm very fortunate.
25:27And I know this is rare that like, I have a family that supports me.
25:30And my dad and I, like growing up, I wasn't really close with him.
25:34Oh, God.
25:35Oh, babe.
25:37He's been there.
25:38Like, he doesn't come to my shows and we're so okay with that.
25:40Like, I, girl, I'm like in a fucking G string and a bra.
25:43Like.
25:44Drinking your ass for $5 bills.
25:45Like, literally, like, I'm like a fucking stripper.
25:47It's fine.
25:48But it's more the fact that like, behind the scenes, we call every day.
25:52And like, he helped me build my drag room, my drag studio.
25:55And like, he's been there.
25:57And like, my mom too.
25:58Like, you know, like, she's been there to help and support me.
26:01And I know I'm so lucky.
26:03Hazel, they love you.
26:04You have one of the greatest families.
26:07It's so, so important to have like that loving support system.
26:11Support.
26:12I was like the parents of my parents.
26:14Um, a lot of toxicity.
26:17My mom was having alcoholism.
26:20And it was all me.
26:21My fault.
26:22My fault.
26:23Always, always.
26:24So like, my family when I was growing up.
26:26Like, we came from Mexico.
26:27And there were immigrants.
26:28And, um, my father was very, um, like abusive towards me physically.
26:33Wow.
26:34If I dropped like a glass of water or if I missed a school bus, like, I would get beat constantly.
26:39And kind of having to like live in like that sense of fear.
26:42I moved out when I was 16 and I got emancipated, like, as soon as I could because I wanted to just like be me.
26:49So like, since I've been 16, like, anything I have, it's because I did it.
26:55Like, my parents have never given me a dollar since then.
26:58Like, I didn't talk to my parents for like years.
27:00And I still don't talk to my dad, like, at all.
27:03Like, I remember when I would first move out, like the city was small.
27:06So like, if we saw each other, like, I saw them like shopping.
27:09I would just walk by.
27:10Like, we didn't know each other.
27:12What?
27:13What?
27:14And I think that's why sometimes I'm like so quiet or like so reserved.
27:18It's because like, and I'm sure like everyone else, like, this isn't a joke to me.
27:22Like, this is my life.
27:23I've given up literally like everything because I don't have aunts or uncles.
27:29I don't have anybody here.
27:31I have just me.
27:33And like, you saying that, Hazel, saying like how appreciative you are.
27:36Like, that makes me so happy because I think something that like kind of gets me going is like when like queer people who have such good families will be like,
27:44I have to go see my family or like, oh, they're so annoying.
27:47They're so, they love my drag so much.
27:49And I'm like, you have no idea how lucky you are to even have that.
27:53So like, just be happy like you said and appreciate it.
27:56And you're so loved here, bitch.
27:58Thank you for sharing.
27:59No, like, thank you.
28:01Because I also see you be reserved and like that.
28:04And that's why I always come up to you like that.
28:06Because I want you to be that outgoing person that you are.
28:09That I know deep down, bitch.
28:11That girl in the fucking challenge.
28:12Literally.
28:13What's up?
28:14She's owning it.
28:15Right when you walk down and you're like, yeah.
28:18I was like, okay.
28:19Wait, wait, can we all do the Dulce Teddy Shake?
28:21S-O-I.
28:23S-O-I.
28:24S-O-I
28:26See you.
28:27Yeah.
28:53Gorgeous.
28:54Yes.
28:54Oh, no.
28:55So hot.
28:56That's blonde ambition.
28:58Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's Drag Race.
29:01She's my forever life preserver.
29:03It's Tracy Melshor.
29:04Hey, girl.
29:05Hey, Brooklyn.
29:06Oh, my God.
29:07Tracy, I am so on board with this look,
29:09and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
29:11Not a soul can dock.
29:13That's right.
29:14And X always marks his spot.
29:16It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
29:19Thanks for having me.
29:20I'm so happy to see you.
29:21How are you adjusting to Canada?
29:23Oh, gosh.
29:23I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
29:25What accent?
29:26I don't understand you.
29:27What?
29:28Oh, sorry about it.
29:30And she's forever making waves.
29:32It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:35What's up, Brooklyn?
29:36How do you like my mug?
29:38Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:40This week, we challenged our queens to make a splash in cruise commercials.
29:45Racers, starch our engines, and may the best drag queen win.
29:51Charisma.
29:52Charisma.
29:53Charisma.
29:54Charisma.
29:55Category is...
29:56In the shadows.
29:58Mwah.
29:59First up, Van Gogh.
30:02This week, I have not only one face to critique, but two.
30:06Teddy or not, here she comes.
30:08I'm giving you a little bit club kid, a little bit of childhood nightmares,
30:12a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
30:14Cute and cuddly and a little gothic and evil, kind of mixed together.
30:18I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch, but today on the runway, I thought I'd try it out.
30:23And I said, let the plastic surgery settle before you leave the house.
30:27You were wrong.
30:29Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:32Oh.
30:33This look represents staring your inner demons in the face and making them glamorous.
30:38When I was 16 years old, I was in a car accident, which left me riddled with scars for so long.
30:44I didn't want to show anybody my scars.
30:46But now, I want people to look here.
30:49I wanted to look how trauma looks when it's transformed into love.
30:53And I think I did that.
30:55Sammy Landry.
30:57When I heard what lurks in the shadow, I immediately thought of when you hit a deer on the highway.
31:04Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
31:06Look at all that carcass.
31:08Every single inch of this gown is full of rhinestones.
31:13This deer, she might have been hit by a car, but she's still going to hit up that party.
31:18These gays, they're trying to roadkill me.
31:22You kill them, we grill them.
31:25Velma Jones.
31:26I present to you my other ass.
31:28Oh.
31:29Johnny.
31:30Here's Johnny.
31:32With this look, I wanted the judges to see that a drag king can do as much as a drag queen.
31:39My king community is so beautiful, and they are all so creative and so fierce.
31:45And I think if I can make them proud, I'm really happy.
31:53Star doll.
31:54Oh, I'm facing my fears right now as an aswang.
31:57The mythical creature from Filipino folklore that scared me so much as a kid.
32:02Caught in a bat romance.
32:04This look is giving horrifying, terrifying, creepy creature.
32:10And I am thirsty for that winch.
32:14When I said wing woman, I didn't really mean this.
32:19Dulce.
32:20I'm facing onto this runway as La Llorona.
32:22A Mexican legend who, long story short, was going to her wedding day, ended up having
32:26to kill her kids, and then her partner was like, you know what?
32:29I'm good.
32:30Oh.
32:31Oh.
32:32Oh.
32:33Oh.
32:34Give me that.
32:35Oh.
32:38Girl, same.
32:39These tears are coming straight from my eyes.
32:42And I am still dripping from the swamp, trying to find my next prey.
32:46Oh, this reminds me.
32:47I need to get an oil change.
32:49Now, Maya Fox.
32:51For this look, I am giving a demon that lives behind the mirror, honey.
32:56Can we all just pause and take a moment to reflect?
32:59Yes.
33:00She preys on vanity.
33:02If you dare look into her mirror, she captures that soul.
33:05I've got horns.
33:06They are rhinestones.
33:08I am giving you glam.
33:09I am giving you spooky.
33:10And I am giving you finesse.
33:12And that's the vanity.
33:15Caramelk.
33:16Guess who's bat in the house.
33:18Oh.
33:21Tonight, I am coming down the runway as a corrupt government experiment gone wrong.
33:26The wings are huge.
33:28I think they weigh more than me.
33:29Wow.
33:30I'm literally dying walking down this runway in so much pain, but I'm trying not to show
33:34it.
33:35I want to show the judges that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:38I think I know her.
33:39We used to hang.
33:44Paolo Perfeccion.
33:45All of my life I was told you could be wearing a trash bag and you still look fabulous.
33:49As I'm walking the runway.
33:51Oh.
33:52Oh my goodness.
33:53It can't fall off.
33:54Embarrassing.
33:55Yikes.
33:56Then I'm on the other side.
33:57Oh.
33:58Two cups.
33:59Wow.
34:00You can pay her in trash or credit.
34:01That is embarrassing.
34:03Oh.
34:04Babe, I just gave birth.
34:06Aw.
34:07It's a garbage bundle of joy.
34:09Coup de grace.
34:10A banana fucking falls off.
34:13Tragic.
34:14Talk about junk in the trunk.
34:16And now, Hazel.
34:18Oh.
34:19I think I see her pink pony club.
34:22I am a witchy kelpie.
34:24A folklore tale from my Scottish roots.
34:27It is a horse shapeshifter that lures humans back to a body of water and takes their lives.
34:34I am feeling so fucking spooky in this look.
34:37I am coming to haunt you.
34:38I'm coming to eat you.
34:39And I'm coming to bring you back to my swamp to make it nasty.
34:43I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:45Ebony LaBelle.
34:46You know what goes bump in the night?
34:48It's her damn inner saboteur, okay?
34:50You've cat to be kidding me right meow.
34:52I am serving gothic glamour hood baddie.
34:57Don't look at me.
34:58I'm a vampire.
35:02I didn't want to give too much of a monster because I let the girls do that themselves with those mugs.
35:06I hope she's not a sore loser.
35:09And finally, PM.
35:13This runway is inspired by my partner's nightmares.
35:17They have had sleep paralysis their entire life and I want to create a creature that maybe they'll be turned on by if they have this happen to them again.
35:26Talk about a walking nightmare.
35:28I really want to look scary but I also want to look elegant and beautiful because not all nightmares need to be ugly.
35:37Mom, can you pick me up?
35:38I'm scared.
35:39Welcome queens.
35:41And happy Halloween.
35:43It's time your commercials hit open water.
35:48First up, it's Palo Perfeccion, Hazel, Ebony LaBelle and PM with their cruise commercial for singles.
35:57Are you tired of being left all red?
35:59So single and sad you just want to get bread?
36:03Look no further.
36:04You got nothing to lose.
36:05And welcome aboard!
36:07Come aboard!
36:08You want a sneak peek at some of our amenities?
36:17Well, look no further.
36:18Check it out with our resident goonologist.
36:21Take a bite.
36:22It tastes so good.
36:24Food's so yummy.
36:26It'll make you...
36:33Let's talk prep with Miss Foxy Doxy.
36:37Don't be silly.
36:39Take those pills and get ready for all them thrills.
36:43All prepped up and ready to take it up the...
36:49Check out our singles mixer and taste the elixir.
36:55No strings attached!
36:57I'm feeling lit!
36:58Gosh dang it!
37:00I love this ship!
37:01Cruise package includes...
37:03Free lube!
37:04Free therapy!
37:06Free makeovers!
37:08The Rose Badroom!
37:12Okay!
37:15Okay!
37:16Next up, it's our self-care sisters.
37:22I'm Saltina Shaker.
37:24And welcome aboard the SS.
37:28Are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life?
37:31Would you like to be...
37:33Taken away?
37:34Join our co-
37:35Cruise.
37:36And let's hear from some of our...
37:39Visitors.
37:40Who...
37:41Chose...
37:42To stay.
37:43Let's fire those idiots!
37:44I'm a highly busy woman!
37:45How do that plan for this ship?
37:46Do you stress more than you stretch?
37:58SS.
37:59Want to be serviced?
38:00Float to our massages on board.
38:02I'm told I stare too much like a sailor.
38:04Let's get to it!
38:05Yeah, don't be scared.
38:06I got a bevel for Brooklyn.
38:07Oh yeah!
38:08SS!
38:09Oh!
38:10My name is Sammy Landry.
38:11I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
38:16If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die!
38:19Change the tides on your old bad habits.
38:32SS!
38:33Our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere.
38:37This hides on your old bad habits.
38:45Our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere.
38:49Join us!
38:55Worth all the fighting.
38:57And finally our golden gaze.
39:01Ahoy!
39:03My name is Dulce.
39:05And my name is Caramel.
39:07We are your cruise directors here at the SOS.
39:11Seniors on scene.
39:14We know you golden gays love your white parties.
39:17Which is ironic because we're the ones hosting it.
39:21So come on down and groove at the silent dance party.
39:26This song was huge in the 1940s.
39:29I think that's when RuPaul was born.
39:32This song used to be hip in my day.
39:35And we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching.
39:45God damn.
39:48Look at that cockatoo.
39:50Gertrude, what are you looking at?
39:53And bitch, you know we were not talking about that bird.
39:56I love you Gertrude.
39:57Come here.
39:58Come here.
40:02After a long exhausting day, come on down to our soap opera viewing party.
40:07You might get lucky and be able to spend it with someone else.
40:09Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last.
40:12Because it probably is here at the SOS.
40:16Seniors on scene.
40:20Yay!
40:22Based on your commercials and runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
40:28When I call your name, please step forward.
40:32Star Doll.
40:34Maya Fox.
40:36Ebony LaBelle.
40:38PM.
40:39Caramel.
40:41Van Gogh.
40:43You are all safe.
40:48You may leave the stage.
40:51I'm going to get out of here.
40:52You're all safe.
40:53Yeah, bitch.
40:54The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:58It is now time for the judges' critiques.
41:01First up, Saltina Shaker.
41:04Saltina, does your back hurt?
41:07A little.
41:08I thought so because you carried that commercial.
41:10Oh.
41:11I don't think that you were super confident when you started the challenge.
41:14Mm-mm.
41:15But it worked.
41:16Every second, you are the through line.
41:18You were the messaging of that commercial.
41:20I love the cult angle.
41:21I thought that was such a clever way to sell self-care.
41:24I love the SS.
41:25Ah.
41:26And I loved how it repeated itself throughout the commercial.
41:29You were always there with your gong for it.
41:31So talk to me about being in the shadows with this piece.
41:35I was in a car accident when I was 16 years old.
41:38And this lovely, lovely piece represents the scars that I have underneath this outfit.
41:45I used to hate them.
41:48You know, I think the hardest part about living, honestly, is taking a look at the shadows that you have inside of you.
41:55I love them now.
41:57So many of us have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough because of things that we thought were ugly.
42:05You know?
42:06And you realize when you can take that out from the darkest recesses of your soul and throw it on the stage, that's when beautiful art is created.
42:14So thank you for sharing and thank you for being so brave.
42:19Do it with me.
42:22Ah.
42:23Next up, Sammy Landry.
42:26Hi.
42:27In your commercial, I thought that your character had potential.
42:31I just did not feel that you reached it.
42:33And I saw you were trying to have fun with it.
42:35I just needed more from you.
42:36During your acting challenge, you gave up all the screen time to Saltina.
42:40And I don't remember you.
42:42It was always the same very monotone delivery.
42:45You have no inflection.
42:46But it was actually quite charming.
42:48It was like, I've been smoking since hours, baby.
42:50Like, it never changed.
42:52You're funny without trying to be funny.
42:54You can't buy that.
42:55So just give yourself more to do so we can give you more credit next time.
43:01I enjoyed the runway look, but it is a little bit thrift store on the bottom for me.
43:05I wish the gown reached the floor.
43:07And I know you're going for like a campy look with the, you know, Raquel Welch shake and go wig.
43:11But you can still be campy and elevated.
43:14Yeah, thank you.
43:15Next up, the artist formerly known as Velma Jones.
43:18Sup.
43:19Let's talk about Velma in your cruise commercial.
43:22You got every morsel of charisma and character out of that.
43:26You know, essentially just kind of like a one line monologue.
43:29Back in my day, we would say you chewed the scenery.
43:33But I think the kids today would say you ate.
43:36You didn't have a very big part.
43:38But I thought you made the most out of every second that you were on screen.
43:42And this look is just incredible.
43:45You had me howling at the runway.
43:47I had a physical reaction when you came out with this look.
43:50This is Johnny Jones, right?
43:51Absolutely.
43:52Want to tell me about Johnny?
43:54I'm listening.
43:55Well, it's full moon tonight.
43:57Oh, ooh.
43:58I think you are someone to look out for.
44:01Every fantasy that you were selling, I'm buying.
44:05Next up, Dulce.
44:07Hola.
44:08Hola.
44:09I just have a big note here on my page that says star.
44:13Because you had the four C's.
44:15Well, there's five, but I can't say the fifth one.
44:17But the four are comfortable, confident, charismatic, and comedic.
44:22You're fun.
44:23You're funny.
44:24You're fabulously informative.
44:26You checked all the boxes.
44:28So really well done.
44:30I thought you did a really, really great job.
44:32And you're just naturally charismatic.
44:34This look, I think that is a wonderful cultural reference.
44:38I wish it read a little bit more bridal to me.
44:41It's a little bit too swampy and a little bit less bridal,
44:44if you know what I mean.
44:45Okay.
44:46I wish you had done a bit of a spookier makeup,
44:48because this just looks like your normal pretty mug.
44:50Okay.
44:51I feel like there's just too much statements.
44:53The neckline is a statement.
44:55The length is a statement.
44:56The different textures is a statement.
44:58And then, like, the black everywhere is a statement.
45:01I would love to see you learn to balance.
45:03You are already a statement.
45:05You're the it girl.
45:06Okay.
45:07Up next, Paulo Perfection.
45:13In terms of your commercial,
45:15if I had taken your clip and I had just played it,
45:18I would have had no idea we were in a cruise ship commercial.
45:20And on top of that, I couldn't understand a word you were saying.
45:24You know, I said to you a couple times,
45:25I was like, we really can't understand.
45:27Be really careful about your diction and a commercialist communication.
45:30And if we can't understand the dialogue,
45:33we're not going to get anything from it.
45:35Congratulations.
45:36Congratulations on the delivery.
45:38I think that's a first for the drag race runway.
45:41A bejeweled baby.
45:42Yes, you're wearing a trash bag and you look fabulous in it.
45:46Is it enough?
45:47You know, when I think about a trash bag couture, I go back to Missy Elliott.
45:52Big and moving.
45:53And I feel like I like the intention behind the trash bag.
45:56But I would like to have seen it more of a drag bag.
46:00Something just bigger.
46:02Last but certainly not least, Hazel.
46:04Hi.
46:05Hi.
46:06I think my problem with your performance in the commercial is that it was just silly without structure or a punchline.
46:13Got it.
46:14I'm not a prude, but it got a little bit hypersexual for me.
46:18Yes, it did.
46:19Yeah, it was more like an orgy cruise.
46:21Yeah.
46:22I'm buying a ticket, of course.
46:23We both signed up.
46:24We all have tickets.
46:25This look.
46:26Ha ha.
46:27I love each piece of this outfit.
46:31It's really fun.
46:32And the details are so good.
46:33The gloves, the nails, the jaw piece, the facial piece you had on earlier.
46:37This is a really fabulous look.
46:40I appreciate that.
46:41Based on the judges' critiques, we have made some decisions.
46:45Dulce, your performance in the maxi was golden, girl.
46:52Velma Jones on the runway, you really had us howling.
46:56Saltina, our self-care sister, you had us sipping on your Serena tea.
47:03Saltina Shaker, congratulations.
47:06You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
47:09Good to be.
47:11You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Travel Manitoba.
47:20Dulce, Velma, great work this week.
47:24You should both be very proud of yourselves.
47:27Sammy Landry, Paolo Perfection, and Hazel, you are the bottom three queens this week.
47:34Saltina Shaker, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver,
47:40granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives.
47:45You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
47:49As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
47:56You may leave the stage.
48:01You can't wait to get out of here.
48:02I know.
48:06Maybe get your drink.
48:08Y'all need to come in here and spill the fucking tea.
48:11Walking into the workroom after the critiques, I'm like, ugh, I know everyone's gonna be like,
48:14oh, so how did it go?
48:16And I'm like, man, not well, bitch.
48:17Saltina looks happy.
48:19I won.
48:20You won?
48:21Oh my God.
48:25I feel fucking amazing.
48:26All the self-doubt that I had, I don't need to have space for them in my head.
48:32I ain't trying to take no one's moment.
48:33I'm gagged that you won, though, because I really thought I was going to Velma.
48:36But condragulations.
48:38I am gagged that I was even in the top.
48:40And I have a very difficult decision to make.
48:43Y'all mean so much to me.
48:45I feel a little bit of pressure knowing that I have the power to save one of these queens from the bottom two.
48:53I don't know what I'm gonna do yet.
48:55I want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you.
49:01And I want to hear it from here, not from here.
49:05Paolo.
49:11First week was tough for me.
49:15It was a lot.
49:16And like this week, like my sisters really helped me to like, it's fine.
49:20Like at this point, it's a part of the look if I cry.
49:23I really don't care, babe.
49:25Like I'm literally sitting in a trash bag.
49:27Like.
49:30I don't know.
49:31I'm just like, I don't feel like I'm ready to go.
49:33Like I just feel like this week I finally started like feeling the sisterhood.
49:37Like, I felt like I was getting out of my head.
49:43I don't know.
49:44I am hurting from my sister Paolo right now.
49:46I can just see that like she's turning on her Paolo perfection to kind of like mask a little bit.
49:52I want her to be here.
49:53I know she wants to be here.
49:55And I hope that Saltina makes the right decision and saves her.
49:59Uh, Sammy.
50:00Follow your heart.
50:02Do what you want with it.
50:05No.
50:06Tell me.
50:07I want to hear fight.
50:11Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl.
50:15I love what I give inside, you know?
50:17And so, I don't know.
50:20I'm just feeling so many emotions right now because I just feel like, am I, am I in the right place right now?
50:27Like, I don't know.
50:28I don't know.
50:32For some reason, I feel like I don't deserve that beaver.
50:35And that is a voice in my head that I have to deal with.
50:38I often feel like I don't deserve things or I always feel like people deserve things more than me.
50:43I don't know why I put myself in that place all the time.
50:46I don't know why I keep doubting myself, you know?
50:51And that's not the right attitude for this competition, but I can't help that that's what I'm feeling.
50:59Hazel, how do you feel?
51:01Ugh.
51:02They loved my look.
51:04What?
51:05They said nothing but great things about my look.
51:07I was one note in my performance.
51:09I understand that.
51:10But, like, I have so much to prove being here.
51:14Yes.
51:15I worked my ass off.
51:16I'm not saying y'all haven't either.
51:18But, like, I just want this.
51:19I'm hungry.
51:20I deserve this.
51:21And I want to be here.
51:24So many people are expecting great things from me when I come back.
51:28And I'm not delivering how I should be.
51:31And I just don't know what to do.
51:34I want to be here.
51:35I deserve to be here.
51:37I'm not trying to say that y'all don't deserve at all either.
51:39But, like, I fucking want this so fucking bad.
51:45And it fucking sucks.
51:47I'm honestly so sad to see my sister, Hazel, in the bottom.
51:50Look at me.
51:51Look at me.
51:52You are such a stellar fucking performer.
51:54Saltina.
51:55And it hurts to see you in the bottom like this right now.
51:57But don't let it bring you down.
52:00This is my opportunity.
52:02Unfortunately, you have this decision.
52:06But, fuck these nails.
52:08This is real now.
52:09There are so many tears, so many emotions.
52:12And I'm the one that has the power.
52:16Whoever is in that bottom two, I want you to fucking prove it to that world right there.
52:22Prove it.
52:24It's only one person.
52:25If I could save them all, I would, honestly.
52:28But this is a competition now.
52:30And somebody has to go home.
52:34I might sneeze.
52:38Bless you.
52:41A lucky sneeze.
52:46Saltina Shaker.
52:47Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:56Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
53:00The queen who I've decided to save is...
53:10Hazel.
53:13Oh, my God.
53:14Girl.
53:15Gag.
53:16I was not expecting that.
53:17Oh, my God.
53:18Well, battle of the buffoon.
53:19Bitch, let's fucking give it.
53:20Well, I'll be damned.
53:21Hazel, you are out of the woods this week.
53:22Yes, I am.
53:23You may join your sisters at the back.
53:26Sammie Landry
53:28Sammie Landry.
53:29Palo perfeccion.
53:30I'm sorry but this means that you are both up for elimination.
53:32Two queens stand before us.
53:35Wow.
53:36You're missed.
53:37That was amazing.
53:51Oh, the winner.
53:52They're brilliant.
53:53us. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Raise a Little Hell
54:01by Trooper. This is your last chance to impress us and save yourselves from elimination. The
54:11time has come for you to lip sync for your life. Oh, this is going to be an interesting
54:22lip sync. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
54:52Raise a little howl, raise a little howl, raise a little howl. In the end, it comes down
55:04to your faking, and there's really nobody to blame.
55:09But it feels like your ship is sinking, and you're too tired to play the game.
55:16Nobody's going to help you. You've just got to stand up alone, and pick in your heels,
55:22and take a look.
55:24Oh, wow!
55:25Oh, wow!
55:26Oh, wow!
55:27Oh, wow!
55:28Oh, wow!
55:29Oh, wow!
55:30Oh, wow!
55:31Oh, wow!
55:32Oh, wow!
55:33Oh, wow!
55:34Oh, wow!
55:35Oh, wow!
55:36Sounds good.
55:37And pick in your heels, and see how it feels to rejoice the little hell of your own.
55:46Of MURPHY
55:46Raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
55:49Raise a little hell!
55:53Raise a little howl, raise a little howl, raise a little hell.
55:59If you don't like what you got, why don't you change it?
56:04If your wife is all screwed up, rearrange it
56:11Raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:16Raise a little hell
56:18Raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:24Raise a little hell
56:34Queens, we have made our decision
56:45Sammy Laundrie, shantay you stay
56:53You may join the others
57:02Paolo, you are one of one
57:12You are perfection
57:15Now sashay, away
57:19Love you Paolo!
57:24Paolo, you're everything
57:25Well, you win some, you lose some
57:32That was unfortunate
57:38But I found the sisterhood I was looking for
57:42Angel numbers, I love angel numbers
57:45I was definitely robbed of my time
57:48But that's why I'm going to be robbing these bitches right now
57:50I've got a few suitcases that are empty
57:53I am the universe, the universe is me
57:57Congratulations Queens
57:59You live to slay another day
58:02Now the world has never needed the magic of drag more
58:05So remember, stay true north, strong and what?
58:10Yeah!
58:11Yes, now let the music play!
58:14You wear it well
58:16You wear it well
58:17Strip, lipstick, paint it on
58:19You wear it well
58:20Use your suits, you
58:22Ooh, ooh, ooh
58:23Work it for me, work it for me, me
58:27You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well
58:31Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:33This week is a double feature
58:36Snatch Game and Design
58:38You get to choose your own adventure
58:41What is going on right now?
58:43Oh my god, we have to choose one
58:45Hello!
58:47Hello!
58:48I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose
58:51Was waiting for this
58:52Can I give you a hug?
58:53Because I feel
58:54No
58:55I'm in trouble
58:56Now that is how you do Snatch Game
59:00I would wear this outfit
59:02It was giving Cirque to So Gay
59:30What is the name you were supposed to be
59:31I will wear it well
59:32Why do theWomenis and Design
59:36Let's see if you can see
59:37That one of these episodes
59:38I is just the first time
59:39Not me
59:40I don't care
59:41I do even know
59:42I don't care
59:43I don't care
59:44I don't care
59:45I don't care
59:46I don't care
59:47I don't care
59:48I don't care
59:50I don't care
59:51That one of these episodes
59:54That one of these episodes
59:55I am in a
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