00:00But I tried everything. Flaming, weight loss groups. I did quite well at one point. I once went watching Green Mile with Susan at cinema in Bolton. And it's three hours of Green Mile. It was a Sunday night, it was packed and we were sat up back row and I thought, you know, why is cinema associated with hot dogs? It's bizarre, isn't it?
00:25But I was sat down and I thought, oh, I fancy hot dog. So I said to Susan, I'm going to toilet. So I nipped out, went down, bought an hot dog. And I was doing really well on this diet. I had this hot dog and I'm shoving it in because I said I'd gone for a wee.
00:38And then caught a glimpse of myself. Ironically, it was a framed poster for Babe 2. I went, I looked, I thought to myself, look at you. You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:55And I got it, the rest of it, and I threw it in the bin. And just as it was about to hit the bin liner, I grabbed it and I had another bite.
01:03Anyway, I went in, I ran back up, sat back down and I leaned over and went, what have I missed?
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