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I Fell In Love With A Sugar Daddy Billionaire Full Movie
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:24The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:27A dead end.
00:00:29You mean nothing at all?
00:00:31Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:34You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:36I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:38I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:43No, no, no.
00:00:45Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:49Bye.
00:00:50Bye.
00:00:56Oh!
00:00:57Bye.
00:00:57Bye.
00:01:08Boom.
00:01:09Oh
00:01:39Hey mom, I'm coming back to find daddy
00:01:55Honey, I told you this before
00:01:58I don't remember what he looks like
00:01:59But you have a token
00:02:01You mean the ring?
00:02:03You know that that's lost
00:02:06K-Group at record high profits this year
00:02:13Thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King
00:02:16Who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion
00:02:19Hey mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:24He looks just like me
00:02:25I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire
00:02:28Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:33I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:35So she could set me up with this old mate
00:02:36Come on, pretty girl
00:02:42Get on over here
00:02:44Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:05Oh crap
00:03:07Okay, I'm going to go soon
00:03:09Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:12Be good
00:03:12Okay
00:03:13What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:18Oh my god
00:03:30Oh my god, what have you done?
00:03:32Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:35I'm so sorry
00:03:36I was not looking where I was going
00:03:38You have a nice face
00:03:39Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:42Trying to claw your way into high society, I see
00:03:45Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out
00:03:47But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like
00:03:49Clean it?
00:03:51Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it
00:03:54You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:56With what, your dish soap?
00:03:58My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me
00:04:01Raymond?
00:04:17Interesting
00:04:17I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond
00:04:20A pity considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status
00:04:25You Calvins need my family, Alicia
00:04:28It's not the other way around
00:04:30It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull
00:04:32Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage
00:04:35I don't care which chick you screw
00:04:37I'll let you off the hook this time
00:04:41There won't be a next
00:04:43I'm sorry, excuse me
00:04:49Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:52I...
00:04:53I don't think so
00:04:54Right, of course
00:04:57Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else
00:05:00Carry on
00:05:02Miranda?
00:05:06Miranda
00:05:06Miranda
00:05:07Wow, Miranda
00:05:10And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago
00:05:14Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man
00:05:19Why bother coming back to LA?
00:05:21Did you find another target?
00:05:22Who's the poor old soul this time from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:25Miranda, what are you?
00:05:28Patrick
00:05:29Why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:31Chardonnay?
00:05:33Sure
00:05:34Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back
00:05:39We are engaged
00:05:41And expecting
00:05:42Congratulations
00:05:43That's none of my business
00:05:45Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:46If you take one look at my fiancƩ, I will make your life a living hell
00:05:52Do you understand?
00:05:54Let go of me
00:05:55You're fired
00:05:59What?
00:06:00Why?
00:06:01Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:03That's the daughter of the Calvin family
00:06:05But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:07It was an accident
00:06:07Miss Alicia might be fine with it
00:06:10But we're not
00:06:11This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company
00:06:14Do you understand?
00:06:16Please, sir
00:06:17Give me another chance
00:06:18I can't lose this job
00:06:19You know
00:06:20I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King
00:06:24If you are serious about this position
00:06:27We'd be at my place tonight
00:06:30I may reconsider based on a performance review
00:06:33In your dreams, perv
00:06:39I'm sorry, excuse me
00:06:48Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:57Sir, your mother just called
00:06:58She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house
00:07:01Tell her I don't need one
00:07:02I know, but she's already
00:07:04Steve
00:07:04Can't you just
00:07:06Send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:09I'm trying to get some peace and quiet
00:07:10And I can't do that
00:07:11When she's constantly buzzing around my life
00:07:13You understand?
00:07:14Yes, sir
00:07:14I'll try
00:07:15What am I going to do?
00:07:23Kirk's tuition is due next week
00:07:24Kings Mansion stays looking for a household maid
00:07:34Six hours a day
00:07:35Ten K per month
00:07:37You do have an impressive academic record
00:07:50But, since you haven't finished your bachelor of fine arts degree
00:07:53How about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:56Really?
00:07:57Only on a trial basis, though
00:07:59You can start today
00:08:01Great
00:08:03I need to get this signed by the client
00:08:05Yes
00:08:06Right away, sir
00:08:08I will not let you down
00:08:09How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate project coming along?
00:08:20We made good progress on the initial designs
00:08:21Now we're waiting on the second draft
00:08:23When's the submission?
00:08:26It's today, sir
00:08:27Someone should be here shortly
00:08:29Blanca's not coming?
00:08:31I heard they're sending a newbie
00:08:32Yeah, send her in
00:08:42Newbie
00:08:45You?
00:08:53You?
00:08:56Sir, do you know her?
00:08:58Yes
00:08:58No
00:09:02We just met yesterday
00:09:04That's it
00:09:05You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm
00:09:09Yeah, yes
00:09:11So
00:09:17First
00:09:19You show up to my banquet as a waitress
00:09:21And now
00:09:22You are in my office as Blanca's representative
00:09:26Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:29And I suggest that you be honest
00:09:31This, uh
00:09:32This is just a weird coincidence
00:09:34Are you a spy?
00:09:36What?
00:09:36No
00:09:37I just work two jobs
00:09:39Well, how about
00:09:53You tell Blanca
00:09:54That I no longer need your services
00:09:57What?
00:10:00No
00:10:00My boss will fire me
00:10:02That's not my problem
00:10:03Wait
00:10:04No
00:10:05Miss, I have to ask you to leave
00:10:08No
00:10:09No, this is
00:10:09This is my first day
00:10:11Please
00:10:11I need the money
00:10:12You're beautiful
00:10:13You're beautiful
00:10:13And
00:10:14You seem smart
00:10:16So
00:10:18Tell me
00:10:19Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:28Let's go
00:10:29Call someone to take her out too
00:10:30Yes sir
00:10:32What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:41Good grief
00:10:54Your first day of work
00:10:55And you blew it with my top client
00:10:57Miranda
00:10:58You are fired
00:10:59Get out of my face
00:11:02Congratulations, Miranda
00:11:22We'd love for you to start tomorrow
00:11:24If possible
00:11:25Yes, of course
00:11:27Mrs. King, thank you so much
00:11:30I will do my best to serve you
00:11:31Oh
00:11:32You won't be working for me
00:11:33You'll be serving my son, Raymond
00:11:35Raymond
00:11:38Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:42This is his home
00:11:43Good try, small mom and bear
00:11:54You watch me now, little bear
00:11:56Finally, I got Kirk's tuition
00:12:14Thank you, sign-on bonus
00:12:16Damn it
00:12:33Why is my fool wet?
00:12:50Get somebody
00:12:58To send another copy of these files over
00:13:01Yes sir
00:13:01And about the new maid
00:13:06Take care of her
00:13:07Yourself
00:13:08I had high expectations for you, Miranda
00:13:14But due to your carelessness
00:13:16Mr. King slipped
00:13:18Soiled his suit
00:13:19And ruined those important business documents
00:13:22But I was just on my
00:13:23There's nothing I can do
00:13:24Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition
00:13:29We can work out a payment plan
00:13:31What are you doing in my house?
00:13:40I'm working
00:13:41Or
00:13:42I was
00:13:43So
00:13:45You've worked three different jobs
00:13:47In three days?
00:13:48Well, let's see
00:13:51Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress
00:13:54And you got me fired from the interior design firm
00:13:56And now I'm here
00:13:58And now you're firing me from this job too
00:14:04I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:07It's okay
00:14:07I understand
00:14:10I'll leave now
00:14:11Oh, wait, wait
00:14:15Oh, wait, wait
00:14:21About the banquet and the office
00:14:28Genuinely, I'm sorry
00:14:30How about this
00:14:33You can work your shift here as my maid
00:14:35And double as my assistant at the K-Group office
00:14:38I'll even double your pay
00:14:41Really?
00:14:43Thank you
00:14:45Thank you so much
00:14:47Thank you
00:14:47Okay
00:14:47She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago
00:15:03Didn't finish her degree
00:15:04Now works part-time here and there
00:15:07And she recently moved back to LA with her five-year-old son
00:15:10Who is she?
00:15:12And who sent her?
00:15:14Look
00:15:15I want details
00:15:17Specifically who she associates with
00:15:19Somebody hired her to spy on me
00:15:22Granted
00:15:23She's not very good
00:15:26Sir?
00:15:29She's up to something
00:15:30For sure
00:15:31I've got her working both in my home
00:15:33And in my office
00:15:35So if she slips up
00:15:36I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her
00:15:39Yes, sir
00:15:40And one last thing
00:15:42Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later
00:15:45Patrick and Blair
00:15:48I'll be there
00:15:51Yes, sir
00:15:53Never thought I'd see you like this
00:16:11What are you, a maid?
00:16:15Hey, where are you going?
00:16:17Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:18Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King
00:16:21That's more like it
00:16:29Excuse me
00:16:31Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house
00:16:45Of course
00:16:45I'm just watering the plants
00:16:49See?
00:16:49Hello
00:16:49Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:00Ugh, what an insufferable bitch
00:17:02What are you talking about?
00:17:04Oh
00:17:05Miranda, what were you thinking?
00:17:18Sir, I will get you a towel
00:17:20So?
00:17:25I am so sorry
00:17:27Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:31Because I've been busy
00:17:32I mean, there's guests at the house
00:17:34Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:36No, no
00:17:37Not at all
00:17:38You know
00:17:41I would stay sharp if I was you
00:17:45Because spy game isn't for everyone
00:17:47You know what?
00:17:52I've had just about enough of your attitude
00:17:55I quit
00:17:56You'll be back
00:18:00Maybe little spy game isn't over
00:18:04Raymond
00:18:08Raymond, you're all wet
00:18:10Let me help you
00:18:11Don't, don't touch me
00:18:12Okay, you can do this
00:18:20You're a mother, Miranda
00:18:21You can do this for Kirk
00:18:23For a better life
00:18:25I can handle it myself
00:18:26Where's Patrick?
00:18:29I don't know
00:18:29He's not here yet
00:18:30Well, how about you go wait for him inside
00:18:32Three
00:18:38Two
00:18:40One
00:18:41Welcome back
00:18:45Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:48Mr. King
00:18:49Please allow me to prepare you a new outfit
00:18:51Do you have a preference?
00:18:54Anyone will do
00:18:55I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier
00:19:04And I do hope that you can forgive me
00:19:07Well, keep this up and I might consider it
00:19:12Miranda?
00:19:14Miranda?
00:19:18Hey, cousin
00:19:20Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch
00:19:24Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:31She's just a maid
00:19:32Hello?
00:19:37Yes
00:19:37What?
00:19:39Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:41Okay, okay, fine
00:19:42Yeah, I'll be right there
00:19:43Here you go
00:19:54You're being rude
00:19:57Oh, you can always quit
00:20:00You know
00:20:01No one's stopping you
00:20:03My apologies
00:20:05Your wallet, sir
00:20:07Much better
00:20:08Oh, and another thing
00:20:11Ignore Patrick and Blair
00:20:14You work for me
00:20:15I know what you're up to, you whore
00:20:29How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:35Drop the act
00:20:36You think I don't know what you're up to
00:20:37Trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed
00:20:39Just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:41I
00:20:41Patrick's with me now
00:20:42So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:45You've always been a gold digger
00:20:46Even back at school
00:20:47Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella
00:20:50I'm warning you
00:20:54Stay away from the king family
00:20:55If anyone should watch themselves, it's you
00:20:58You should be focusing on your Patrick
00:21:00Not making googly eyes at other men
00:21:02Miranda
00:21:13Miranda
00:21:13If you need money, I can lend you some
00:21:18You don't have to work here
00:21:20Please, just stay out of my way
00:21:22Stop it!
00:21:25You're gonna get me fired
00:21:26You're a guest here
00:21:28You left
00:21:29Without saying a word
00:21:31Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy
00:21:34But was that a lie?
00:21:35What really happened?
00:21:37I deserve to know the truth
00:21:38It doesn't matter anymore
00:21:40You and Blair are engaged
00:21:42There's no hope for us
00:21:44That's not true
00:21:45I love you
00:21:47Miranda
00:21:48And I always have
00:21:49Just stop it
00:21:50Come on, please
00:21:51Miranda
00:21:51What the hell is going on here?
00:22:01You're supposed to be making this
00:22:03Not getting in them
00:22:04You
00:22:06Are
00:22:07Fired
00:22:08Get the hell out of here
00:22:09Mommy will find a new job
00:22:17Mommy will take good care of you
00:22:20Oh
00:22:30Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:46Miranda
00:22:46I've got a gig for you
00:22:48A waiter at a high-end club
00:22:50Just pouring wine for rich guys
00:22:52What do you say?
00:22:54I
00:22:54Like really rich guys
00:22:56The kind that tip a lot
00:22:58How long is the shift?
00:23:01Just a night
00:23:02A few hours tops
00:23:03They're hosting a big event downtown
00:23:05And are super short-staffed
00:23:08Listen, here's the best part
00:23:10It's $1,500 for one night
00:23:13$1,500?
00:23:18Okay, I'm in
00:23:19God, any shorter night
00:23:21I might as well just be wearing underwear
00:23:22Oh, hey
00:23:23You're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:25Yes
00:23:25My name is Miranda
00:23:27Since said that you needed
00:23:28A waitress for the night
00:23:29Yeah, you know what?
00:23:30Forget the drinks
00:23:31I understand you were in ballet
00:23:32Yeah?
00:23:33Yeah
00:23:34We need you for something else
00:23:35And we're willing to double your pay
00:23:37$3,000?
00:23:39Mm-hmm
00:23:39What do I have to do?
00:23:41Dance
00:23:41What?
00:23:47Hello and welcome
00:23:48We hope you enjoy the show
00:23:50It's just one night
00:23:53It's just for the money
00:23:54They always have the best dancers here
00:24:06That one, hey?
00:24:20She must be new
00:24:27You haven't seen her around here before
00:24:28She's still good, though
00:24:30Give me a VIP room
00:24:37Yes, sir
00:24:38Right away
00:24:38Anything else?
00:24:40I want that dancer
00:24:41Ooh
00:24:44Good choice
00:24:45Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter
00:24:57And the dancing was already like a little bit much
00:24:58This client is willing to pay $5,000
00:25:01$5,000 for what exactly?
00:25:04Don't worry about it
00:25:05I know these guys
00:25:06They're very rich
00:25:07Just think how lucky you are to be in this position
00:25:10It's Miranda
00:25:12Yeah, it's not a big deal
00:25:13Just remember to service him very well
00:25:16And remember
00:25:19Women would line up for miles for this opportunity
00:25:22Tell me, though
00:25:31Why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:35I, uh, have a scar
00:25:38And it's really gross and disgusting
00:25:41What a shame
00:25:43Good thing you got a good figure, though
00:25:45Yeah
00:25:46You know, I can get someone else if you prefer
00:25:48You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:52That's your most distinguished guest tonight
00:25:54If you, uh, make him happy
00:25:56We'll get you a grand
00:26:01Eight grand, not five?
00:26:04Mm-hmm
00:26:04So what?
00:26:05Like, pour drinks?
00:26:08Is that what your manager said?
00:26:10Okay, then
00:26:10Yeah, go in there
00:26:12Pour in your drink
00:26:13Let go
00:26:23Let me see this scar
00:26:24No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it
00:26:27So
00:26:33You're an exotic dancer
00:26:35Now
00:26:35Tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:38What handler?
00:26:39I work here
00:26:40Okay, Blair fired me
00:26:42And I needed the money
00:26:44What?
00:26:46What?
00:26:47I told you to ignore them
00:26:49You work for me
00:26:50You remember?
00:26:51Yeah
00:26:51Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair
00:26:52When she's screaming in your face
00:26:54Okay, just let me go
00:26:55You can keep your eight grand
00:26:57No, no, no, no, no, no
00:27:00I cannot get fired from this job, too
00:27:01You're gonna make me pay for these damages
00:27:03God, Raymond King
00:27:04Why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:05Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:07Why can't you just
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:08No, just stop touching the glass
00:27:10Here
00:27:10Ow
00:27:12Look, I'll pay for the damages
00:27:14Just
00:27:14Just come back to work at my place
00:27:16What, you wanna rehire me?
00:27:20So you can sleep with me?
00:27:22No
00:27:22Well, that is a good suggestion
00:27:24No, no, no
00:27:25I meant just come work for me
00:27:26And me alone
00:27:28No, absolutely not
00:27:30If I go back and work for you
00:27:32I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30
00:27:33Hey, no
00:27:34Hey, look
00:27:35Everybody has a price
00:27:36How much should it cost?
00:27:38Hmm?
00:27:38How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:45Don't mind me
00:27:45Carry on
00:27:46Get out
00:27:47Okay
00:27:49How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:52Just tell me
00:27:52Okay, fine
00:27:54Ten thousand a day
00:27:56And then I'll go back and I'll work for you
00:27:57Deal
00:27:58Starting today
00:28:04You belong to me
00:28:06What is wrong with you?
00:28:13Well, I'm assuming that's a yes
00:28:14Should we send someone to chase her down or
00:28:17No
00:28:17She's actually my housemaid
00:28:20She'll be back
00:28:23What?
00:28:26You just got rehired, Miranda
00:28:28Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:30How about you put in a two-week-
00:28:31Please, I can't do this anymore
00:28:33I'm just here to return this
00:28:34We should get Mr. King's opinion on this
00:28:39No, please
00:28:40This is not worth his time
00:28:41Turns out you really are Raymond's housemate
00:28:46What a plot twist
00:28:48Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night
00:28:52But you also shifped him and ran off
00:28:54I like that
00:28:56What are you doing here?
00:28:58You know
00:28:59I think little Raymond is into you
00:29:02Great, well I'm not interested in him
00:29:04So, I hear that you want to quit
00:29:18Alright, well how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date
00:29:26You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus
00:29:31Why would you let her quit?
00:29:33Raymond, dude
00:29:34Don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:37I mean, there was a kind of weird kink you had
00:29:42I assume you have a good lawyer
00:29:47Yes
00:29:48What I was trying to say
00:29:50She should be living in a luxury house
00:29:52Driving luxury cars
00:29:54You know, waited on hand and foot by servants
00:29:56Instead, you have her here working as a servant
00:29:59Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:01You know, I'll take better care of her
00:30:04And make her happier than you can make her
00:30:05Alright, alright
00:30:07I'll stop trying to poach your housemate
00:30:09I'm just here to work
00:30:10I'm not interested in either of you
00:30:12You're interested in making money, though
00:30:15You know what?
00:30:20I'm going to go
00:30:21Fine
00:30:28Thought you'd be avoiding me since last night
00:30:40Working at the club was just a one-time thing
00:30:44Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie
00:30:47Oh, so you're experienced
00:30:49No wonder you're very handy
00:30:51That's not important
00:30:54We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:59I don't remember agreeing to anything
00:31:00You remember taking my black card?
00:31:04Get changed
00:31:05I am not doing some weird roleplay with you
00:31:11Oh, okay
00:31:11So you're, uh
00:31:12Fantasizing about me now
00:31:14What's this for?
00:31:25Well, I have a family gathering tonight
00:31:27To celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged
00:31:30And I need a date
00:31:32And you want me?
00:31:35Yes
00:31:36Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home
00:31:38I have a son to take care of if you don't remember
00:31:40And the nanny gets off at six
00:31:42So find someone else
00:31:44You work for me
00:31:46Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:51Because I'm your maid?
00:31:52I mean, what would people think?
00:31:53I'll take care of it
00:31:54Don't worry
00:31:55But I have to
00:31:56Unless
00:31:57You can think of
00:31:59Another way
00:32:01That
00:32:02You'd like to work for me tonight
00:32:05Fine
00:32:12Let's see if it fits first
00:32:22This is your engagement party, Blair
00:32:48Don't be impulsive
00:32:50But Raymond is head of the King family
00:32:52If Miranda marries him
00:32:53Then I'll be under
00:32:54Forever
00:32:55Okay, even so
00:32:57You can't go against him
00:32:58Maybe just not so direct
00:33:00Patrick is second in line
00:33:01To inherit K group
00:33:03And now that I'm his fiance
00:33:04I can't let Miranda ruin us
00:33:06Okay, you need to calm down
00:33:08Calm down
00:33:09If Patrick finds out
00:33:11That we set up Miranda to leave him
00:33:12And sent her off to marry that old creep
00:33:14He'll leave me
00:33:15I
00:33:16We
00:33:17Worked so hard to get to where we're at today
00:33:19And if I don't marry into the King family
00:33:21We'll be bankrupt
00:33:23Raymond
00:33:26Did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:32Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:34Blair
00:33:34Stop
00:33:36Saying that
00:33:37Everything's fine
00:33:39Everyone
00:33:40Emotions are just
00:33:42Running high
00:33:43Today
00:33:43Fine?
00:33:44Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:50Don't think you can pull one over on me
00:33:53Gold-digging bitch
00:33:54I know about your scandal
00:33:56And I'll release it
00:33:57You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:00Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one
00:34:02Hey, Blair
00:34:03Jesus
00:34:03Have you lost your mind?
00:34:06Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:11Come on
00:34:11Let's go
00:34:12I'm sorry
00:34:17Do you know Patrick?
00:34:18And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:21I have no clue what she's talking about
00:34:23And I'm not involved with Patrick in any way
00:34:26Maybe that's what Patrick said
00:34:28Emotions are a little high today
00:34:30Cheers to my engagement
00:34:35So happy you could make it
00:34:38Thank you for having me
00:34:39Yeah, of course
00:34:40I mean, it could be bigger
00:34:42But, you know
00:34:43Anyways
00:34:45Whose little brat are you?
00:34:52Whose little brat are you?
00:34:53Let me go! Let me go!
00:34:55What? You've never seen a cake before?
00:34:56That's expensive
00:34:57Don't you understand?
00:34:58More expensive than your life
00:35:00Let go, me lady
00:35:03Where are your parents?
00:35:06He's just lost
00:35:07I'll go find his parents
00:35:08Do you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:12I don't really want to think about work right now, personally
00:35:14I think it's best if we just enjoy
00:35:16Ow! You're hurting me!
00:35:18Enough, you little brat!
00:35:19Hey, Blair!
00:35:21What are you doing?
00:35:22This is not my problem
00:35:23Oh, excuse me, where do you
00:35:24Hey
00:35:29Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:34Dad!
00:35:34I think you might be mistaken
00:35:39Because
00:35:40I am not your dad
00:35:42But you are my dad!
00:35:44But you are my dad!
00:35:45I'm my dad!
00:35:46Okay, yeah
00:35:47Oh, nothing to see here
00:35:49Just a
00:35:50A lost kid
00:35:52Mr. King and I will help find his parents
00:35:53Please, just continue to enjoy the party
00:35:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:35:57Just
00:35:57Stop crying
00:35:59Hey, young man
00:36:04Oh, crap
00:36:06I don't think this guy here is your father
00:36:09Why don't you come with me
00:36:11And we can go try and figure something out
00:36:12No, you're wrong
00:36:15Look, I think your parents are going to be worried
00:36:18If they can't find you
00:36:19Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:21Okay, buddy
00:36:24Uh
00:36:25Let's go
00:36:26All right?
00:36:27One, two, three
00:36:28Oh
00:36:28Here I am
00:36:29God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:39I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff
00:36:41Not just anyone
00:36:42Oh, God
00:36:43I can't let Damon fire me
00:36:44There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case
00:36:46There's no turning
00:36:59Oh, there you are
00:37:03You naughty, naughty boy
00:37:05You scare your mother
00:37:06Mommy
00:37:09Mommy
00:37:11Oh, Kirk
00:37:14Judy
00:37:15Ma'am
00:37:15Hello
00:37:16Oh, hi
00:37:16Uh, hello
00:37:17Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:21Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:24You should keep a better eye on him
00:37:25It's dangerous for him to run off on his own
00:37:27Don't tell me how to raise my kid
00:37:29Something wrong, sir?
00:37:38Nothing
00:37:38No, I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize
00:37:41Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:54I'm sorry, mommy
00:37:55But I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy
00:37:59Okay, well mommy has to leave in a minute
00:38:02So wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:05You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:08Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:11Nope, nope, not at all
00:38:13Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:16Auntie Cyn!
00:38:17Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:24I love you, baby
00:38:25I'll see you tonight when I get home
00:38:27Sir, they found something
00:38:31They found the ring
00:38:33Where'd you find this?
00:38:37It was at some antique pawn shop
00:38:38A pawn shop?
00:38:42Yeah
00:38:42What do you want?
00:38:51I need to talk to you
00:38:52Right now?
00:38:53Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please
00:39:12As the proud father of the future groom
00:39:15I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:18At this momentous engagement celebration
00:39:22What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:26You're engaged, Patrick
00:39:28Okay, this is extremely inappropriate
00:39:30You know, Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together
00:39:34I just
00:39:34I need to know
00:39:37If you give the word, I will call off the engagement
00:39:40I think I made my stance pretty clear last time
00:39:42We're done
00:39:43Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore
00:39:45Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:47If it helps you sleep at night, sure
00:39:49And stop calling me
00:39:54And stop asking to see me in private
00:39:56Just stop it
00:39:58Okay
00:40:00Sir, I was just looking for you
00:40:06Ceremony for Del Patrick
00:40:07That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office
00:40:10Tell him to get the fuck out of LA
00:40:12Now
00:40:13So, God bless
00:40:19And may the bond of your love be everlasting
00:40:22And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say
00:40:24We can't wait for this wedding
00:40:26Yay
00:40:27Where have you been?
00:40:41I've been looking everywhere for you
00:40:42Oh, so
00:40:43I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:46I guess we just missed each other
00:40:47Now
00:40:49Let's get this party started
00:40:51What?
00:41:06Texas?
00:41:07Hey
00:41:08You should really focus on yourself
00:41:10I'll deal with you when we get home
00:41:13Deal with what?
00:41:19Deal with what?
00:41:21You and Patrick
00:41:24I
00:41:32I don't understand
00:41:33Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:36Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:38What?
00:41:38Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:40Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:42Alone?
00:41:43Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:45Were you spying on me?
00:41:46Stop evading the question
00:41:48Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:51Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:53I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:56You're at my banquets
00:41:57You're in my offices
00:41:59You're in my house
00:42:00You're at my clubs
00:42:01I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:02You're everywhere!
00:42:06You're everywhere!
00:42:07Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences
00:42:09But why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:11So that you can seduce me
00:42:13To gain access to information
00:42:15That'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me
00:42:18Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through
00:42:22I have nothing to do with it
00:42:24I'm not here to steal information
00:42:25I'm not here for Patrick
00:42:26And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you
00:42:29You really want me to believe
00:42:31That you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time
00:42:34Because it's been working
00:42:41I'm not here for you
00:43:11Yeah, alright, I'll be on in a minute
00:43:41To the office, sir
00:43:50No
00:43:51I want to follow up on this ring
00:43:54You don't mind me asking, sir
00:43:56What does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:01It's mine
00:44:02I think I gave it to her that night
00:44:05Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy
00:44:08Sold it to them last week
00:44:09She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive
00:44:11We can head there now
00:44:13Welcome!
00:44:22Um, may I help you?
00:44:23Yes
00:44:24Are you Cindy?
00:44:25Yes
00:44:25Did you sell this ring
00:44:29To the pawn shop on the third?
00:44:30Yes
00:44:32Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:38Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:40What?
00:44:41What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:43Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:45I snagged it from a flea market
00:44:47The seller didn't know what it was worth
00:44:48It only cost me 30 bucks
00:44:50Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:52I don't remember
00:44:53It was years ago
00:44:54Oh, I do remember
00:44:57It was a woman
00:44:58Around 40s or 50s
00:45:00No, goddammit, it's not her
00:45:01I'm sorry that wasn't her
00:45:06We need to keep looking
00:45:07Let's head back to the office
00:45:09Yes, sir
00:45:10While you're at it
00:45:10Just do another check on Miranda
00:45:12I want to know everything about her
00:45:14Who she associates with
00:45:15What she's doing in my life
00:45:16We've already tried, sir
00:45:17Do it
00:45:18Or you're fired
00:45:19Of course, sir
00:45:21Hello?
00:45:32I am so sorry
00:45:34No, I'm on my way
00:45:35I will be there soon
00:45:36Girl, I'm literally on the plane already
00:45:38Kirk said he found his dad
00:45:39So I sent Kirk to him
00:45:41He knew
00:45:41Sin?
00:45:43Sin!
00:45:45Sin, Kirk does not have a father
00:45:47Where did you send him?
00:45:55I swear my dad does work here
00:45:58Hey, excuse me
00:45:59What's going on here?
00:46:00Dad!
00:46:00Oh my gosh
00:46:01What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:04What is your
00:46:04Is your father work here?
00:46:07You're my dad
00:46:09And I just didn't have to get on a plane
00:46:11So now I'm here
00:46:12Hey, sir
00:46:14Is that the kid from last night?
00:46:15Yeah
00:46:15I think his father works here
00:46:17Just send a memo through the system
00:46:19Telling whoever it is
00:46:20That their kid
00:46:21Is in my office
00:46:23Hey
00:46:24Hey, buddy
00:46:25You like model cars?
00:46:27Yeah
00:46:28I've got a bunch of really cool model cars
00:46:30In my office
00:46:31Why don't we just
00:46:32Hand them over to the police?
00:46:34Well, we've got to find his father first
00:46:35But you are my dad
00:46:36Do I look like your dad?
00:46:38Yes
00:46:39You two do look alike
00:46:42Sorry, what?
00:46:46You two look alike
00:46:47Uh, well, hey, look
00:46:57I've got a meeting to go to
00:46:59So
00:46:59Why don't you
00:47:00Stay with Uncle Steve
00:47:02In my office
00:47:03And, uh
00:47:04I will be right back, okay?
00:47:06Okay
00:47:06Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:27No, I don't have any kids
00:47:28Oh
00:47:29Excuse me, Mr. King
00:47:31I thought he might be yours
00:47:33Because, uh
00:47:33He looks just like you
00:47:34Sir, I'll get back to work
00:47:39Stark
00:47:43Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:51No
00:47:51Yes
00:47:53Um
00:47:54I guess
00:47:56Hey, buddy
00:48:02You could be a businessman
00:48:05When you get older
00:48:05You seem to have the charisma for it
00:48:07Dad, I want to go home
00:48:09His father not answered the memo yet
00:48:12All right, here we are
00:48:26Ready?
00:48:27Yeah
00:48:28Look at that
00:48:30Look at that
00:48:31Wow
00:48:33You really are a kingdom
00:48:34This is like a castle
00:48:36That is right
00:48:37And you are in my kingdom
00:48:39So, welcome
00:48:39Sir
00:48:41Who is this?
00:48:43Uh
00:48:43It's just for a couple of hours
00:48:45Um
00:48:46Until the police
00:48:47Can you come pick him up?
00:48:48Where'd you go?
00:49:01Where are you?
00:49:04Uh, hey
00:49:16Uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:19She ran off this morning
00:49:21Said something about a family emergency
00:49:23Call her
00:49:24Yes, sir
00:49:25Oh, and, uh
00:49:26While you're out
00:49:27Just go to the store
00:49:28I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here
00:49:31Apparently they're understaffed today
00:49:32What else is new
00:49:33But, uh, pretty sure cookies
00:49:35Aren't a good enough diet
00:49:36For a kid his age
00:49:37And
00:49:37Get him a new toy
00:49:40While you're at it
00:49:40Yes, sir
00:49:41Oh my gosh
00:49:58It's just dads
00:49:59I'm not sure what kids eat
00:50:16But I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich
00:50:18Should do
00:50:18Uh, also
00:50:19This car toy
00:50:20Was all they had
00:50:21Yeah, that's fine
00:50:22Hey, uh
00:50:24Any sign of Miranda?
00:50:26She's right there, sir
00:50:27So, you can't tell me anything
00:50:38About your family emergency this morning
00:50:40You can't tell me
00:50:41Why you were in my bushes
00:50:43Spying on me through my window
00:50:45You can't seem to explain
00:50:46Why Kirk seems to recognize you
00:50:49And you can't tell me
00:50:50Why you didn't answer
00:50:51Any of my texts or calls
00:50:52From this morning
00:50:53Oh, goody
00:50:57I'm starving
00:50:58He's your responsibility now
00:51:01LAPD will be here shortly
00:51:03Hopefully
00:51:04Hopefully
00:51:05Sounds good
00:51:06Absolutely
00:51:07We'll do
00:51:08Can do
00:51:09Okay
00:51:14We're gonna play a game, okay?
00:51:16Do you wanna play a game with Mommy?
00:51:18Are we playing pretend?
00:51:20How
00:51:20How did you know that?
00:51:22Because we did it the last time
00:51:24With the wig and sunglasses
00:51:25All right
00:51:27Okay
00:51:27We are gonna play pretend again
00:51:29I'm gonna be the nanny
00:51:30And you're gonna be the little kid
00:51:32But we can't let Mr. Raymond know
00:51:34That we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:38Okay
00:51:38Nanny, I'm tired
00:51:44Take him to the guest room
00:51:48And, uh, I'm gonna go ahead
00:51:50And get in contact with the cops
00:51:51Because they should be here by now
00:51:54No!
00:52:01What's gotten into you?
00:52:03No
00:52:03I will take care of it for you
00:52:07You are very clearly busy with
00:52:10Stuff
00:52:12So I'll deal with the boy
00:52:14And the police
00:52:15And you just
00:52:16You just relax
00:52:17Hi, LAPD
00:52:33I was just calling about the little boy
00:52:35That was found at the K group this morning
00:52:37I just wanted to let you know
00:52:38That his parents have been found
00:52:39And there is no need to send anyone
00:52:41To pick him up
00:52:41Yeah
00:52:43Okay
00:52:44Thank you
00:52:47Oh, oh, oh
00:52:55I'm sorry
00:52:57No, no, no
00:52:57It's alright
00:52:58It's alright
00:52:59No, no, no
00:53:01Stop, stop
00:53:01I got it
00:53:02I can get you a new outfit
00:53:03That would be helpful
00:53:04Hey
00:53:06Hey, buddy
00:53:07It's alright
00:53:08I'm not mad
00:53:10It's just an accident
00:53:11It happens, okay?
00:53:12Now
00:53:15Go ahead and take that
00:53:17And let's go get it cleaned up
00:53:18Okay
00:53:19Yeah
00:53:19Oh, thank you
00:53:25You can go ahead and set it down right there
00:53:26Dude!
00:53:29Oh my gosh
00:53:29Hey
00:53:30I am so sorry
00:53:37That was the car
00:53:38Oh, okay
00:53:39Well
00:53:39I thought it was maybe just the
00:53:41Ride
00:53:42You were going for
00:53:43Hello?
00:54:03Raymond King
00:54:03Did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:05Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:08Yeah, look
00:54:09Mom
00:54:09This was bound to happen
00:54:11Okay
00:54:11He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years
00:54:14And he can have the Houston office
00:54:16But there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:19Raymond, Raymond, Raymond
00:54:20Let's talk
00:54:21In person
00:54:22Okay
00:54:23I'll let you know when I'm free
00:54:24I've got a ton of work at the office
00:54:26And I'm even on my way out right now
00:54:28Too late
00:54:29I'm already here
00:54:38Hey, buddy
00:54:39All right
00:54:39We're going to go up
00:54:40One
00:54:41Two
00:54:42Three
00:54:42Nice
00:54:43Just like the airplane
00:54:44Let's go
00:54:44Go on, Zach
00:54:46Go, go
00:54:46Okay, no, no
00:54:47Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:50Hey
00:54:50Can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:53Nice
00:54:54Hey, what's going on?
00:54:56Shhh
00:54:58Coming!
00:55:00Coming!
00:55:00Coming!
00:55:00Coming!
00:55:02Coming!
00:55:03I don't understand why you're making this so difficult
00:55:14I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her
00:55:18Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did
00:55:23I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years
00:55:27Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:30Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate
00:55:35And Alicia is your best bet
00:55:38The land her family controls is exactly what we need
00:55:42Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned
00:55:49What's that?
00:55:53Uh, no, it's nothing
00:55:54I must have paused the video I was watching
00:55:56Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:56:02Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work
00:56:09I don't have time for this
00:56:12I'll call my driver
00:56:14No need
00:56:15I drove myself
00:56:17Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:25She's not a bad-looking girl either
00:56:27Hang on, yeah
00:56:28Forgot my purse
00:56:33Oh, sure, sure
00:56:35Who's toy is this?
00:56:46Who's toy is this?
00:56:49Oh, it's mine
00:56:51I, you know, got it at the store
00:56:54You used to love toy cars
00:56:58We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause
00:57:10What was that?
00:57:11The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear
00:57:15And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours
00:57:18And a solar eclipse in the next couple of days
00:57:20Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I
00:57:24What?
00:57:27Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:28There's just something about him
00:57:30The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror
00:57:36A de-aging...
00:57:38No, look, you get the point
00:57:39Just do it in secret
00:57:40Don't let anybody find out
00:57:42Don't let Miranda or the kid know
00:57:44Do it fast
00:57:45I want results as quick as possible
00:57:49Yes, sir
00:57:50Hey, Kirk
00:58:10Remember me?
00:58:15Remember me?
00:58:17Yeah
00:58:17The boring uncle
00:58:19Well
00:58:21How about we play a game of hide and seek together
00:58:24I want to play with dad
00:58:27Your dad's busy with work
00:58:29But he sent me to play with you
00:58:30Okay
00:58:33But I want to hide first
00:58:35Four
00:58:39Five
00:58:41Six
00:58:42Seven
00:58:43Eight
00:58:44Nine
00:58:44Ten
00:58:45Where are you?
00:58:50Uncle Steve can't find you
00:58:52Ready or not, here I come
00:59:03Found you
00:59:06Okay, now it's my turn
00:59:10One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:59:20What's this?
00:59:21It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:29So, we're not even a little bit related?
00:59:33Yes, sir.
00:59:37Sir?
00:59:38This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:52Mommy, you can take me out to play.
00:59:55Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:57And besides, when we're together and we're alone,
01:00:00you can call me mom.
01:00:02Okay.
01:00:03Hey.
01:00:10God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:12Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:14We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:17I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:19Maybe we'll get super hours.
01:00:21Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:24So, um, anyway, what I was gonna...
01:00:28Tell you about.
01:00:30Two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:34No.
01:00:35No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:00:40And so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:43Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:45I don't know why.
01:00:46I don't know why.
01:00:47Oh, my God.
01:00:55Mom!
01:00:56Mom!
01:00:57What?
01:00:58Did you just call me?
01:00:59Mom, are you okay?
01:01:00Are you okay?
01:01:14So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:18Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:22Nope, this is not a dream.
01:01:24It's not rocket science, you unclip, you unwind, you find an outlet, and there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go, let's go back.
01:01:45Daddy, I'm a tire.
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:58Mom, are you okay? You're acting weird.
01:02:01How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:05It was not that fun. It never even was.
01:02:08Okay, sure, we can stop, but what did you just call me?
01:02:11Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom, and now the game is over.
01:02:19Why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:23Because I look just like him, and in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:29Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:31You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:35But there is proof.
01:02:38What?
01:02:39The ring. If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it. It must be his.
01:02:44Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:46You said it had a big ring of stone.
01:02:50Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:51Sit.
01:03:14Miranda, what is it?
01:03:17I am Raymond.
01:03:18What? Sorry, I don't have time for this. Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:23I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:27We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:29What? How did you know that?
01:03:30Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:32This isn't funny. What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:35What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:38Please.
01:03:38Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:42The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:50Boss?
01:03:51Yeah.
01:03:52What happened?
01:03:54It's a long story.
01:03:56Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:03:58I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:02For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:18Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:21Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:24This is a private conversation.
01:04:26Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:41No thanks, Mr. Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:44I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:47Where can I find, you know, Mr. Miss Miranda?
01:04:56What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:04Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:16So he is my son.
01:05:19Sir, not to interrupt your midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:26You have six meetings today.
01:05:29Okay, and?
01:05:34Oh crap.
01:05:35Miranda.
01:05:50Miranda!
01:05:50Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:54I mean, Miranda.
01:05:55We have a plan.
01:05:56Come on.
01:05:57Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:24Miranda.
01:06:27She will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her
01:06:33with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Kate.
01:06:38You have any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:50No, not a clue.
01:06:51No, not a clue.
01:07:04Mr. King's office.
01:07:12Yes.
01:07:13Mm-hmm.
01:07:14Okay.
01:07:15Steve needs me.
01:07:17Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:20I...
01:07:22This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:27God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be
01:07:30this high?
01:07:31Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:41What are you doing?
01:07:42Oh, it's you.
01:07:43That clumsy waitress.
01:07:46What are you doing here?
01:07:47Oh, I get it.
01:07:48You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:52I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:54Fuck off.
01:07:56Hey!
01:07:57What?
01:07:58What?
01:07:59Get back here!
01:08:01So what?
01:08:05Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:06What?
01:08:07No!
01:08:08Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was
01:08:14just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:16A favor?
01:08:18You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:22Another woman?
01:08:23I...
01:08:24I don't understand.
01:08:29What's happening?
01:08:31What's happening?
01:08:36It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:38Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:40I'm sorry.
01:08:42Like, it is so funny, you looking at me like that with my face.
01:08:46Is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:08:49Well, it's your face.
01:08:51No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:53How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:55I don't know.
01:08:55Maybe it's the, uh...
01:08:56Oh, it's the hair.
01:08:57I never do my hair like that.
01:08:58I like it, though.
01:08:58It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:01This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:04No, no, it's not at all.
01:09:05I think I...
01:09:05You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:07I always have my hair like that.
01:09:08What did you do to my hair?
01:09:10No, your part is weird.
01:09:11I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:12Yeah, look at that.
01:09:13Okay, so I don't have, like, lips training.
01:09:14Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:16Everything.
01:09:17Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:17Everything.
01:09:18Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:34It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:44So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:47What was that?
01:09:48Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:49Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:52We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:09:53and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:57You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:01What are you talking about?
01:10:02Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:06So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:18I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:22Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:26Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:29But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:10:32So I ran out of options.
01:10:35Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:37I sold it.
01:10:39You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:47What about you?
01:10:48Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:50Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:54But I was looking for you for years.
01:10:56I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:11:00but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:01But here you are.
01:11:05I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:11It's okay.
01:11:12I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:14Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:18Mom! Dad!
01:11:20You can start by being a dad.
01:11:28Oh, you know what, kid?
01:11:31I think you might be right.
01:11:34About what?
01:11:36We do look alike.
01:11:38I knew it!
01:11:41Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:44Pizza!
01:11:44It's pizza, then.
01:11:50Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:55Let's go!
01:11:56Let's go!
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