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03:06Oprah Winfrey
03:08Mark Zuckerberg
03:10Alice Walton
03:12Tyler Perry
03:14Hey
03:16Where's my name?
03:18There must be a mistake
03:20Where's my name?
03:22Huh?
03:24There must be a typing error
03:26This must be a mistake
03:28This must be a mistake
03:30This must be a mistake
03:32This must be a mistake
03:34Let me call this Michael B.N. of Charlatan
03:44What?
03:46Haha, you can't be serious
03:48First, you deny me my rightful place in history
03:51Now, you block me like a common criminal
03:56And why not?
03:58What are you doing here?
04:02As I always say
04:04The may in may weather
04:06Is a probability
04:08But the shall in shall weather
04:10Is a certainty
04:12And this
04:14Will be your certainty
04:16If you don't pull your act together
04:20No
04:22This can never be me
04:24Huh?
04:26I'm a living legend
04:27I broke legend
04:28Huh?
04:29With no money
04:30No job
04:31No house of your own
04:33And your girlfriend
04:34Feeding you
04:35Clothing you
04:36And giving you pocket money
04:38The money
04:39The money
04:40The money
04:41The money
04:42The money
04:43The money
04:44And you wonder
04:45Why you're not
04:46In
04:47Top
04:4830
04:49Over
04:5050
04:51Huh?
04:52Haha, my friend
04:54If you don't pull yourself together
04:56Omera
04:57You do me
04:59Buena
05:00You do me
05:01Buena
05:02But
05:03You
05:04It's
05:05My baby
05:06That's
05:07I
05:08The money
05:09That's
05:10You
05:11What are you doing?
05:12Thank you, Shosh. I have invited you to ambush, so you can get out of here.
05:33Out of here?
05:35Yes.
05:37Can you all your prayers have been answered, Adia Kababa?
05:42Prayer Mountain, Kanisa.
05:46Squeezy Kanisa imekua aden of gossip.
05:50People hiding behind the crosses.
05:55Unawapatia kila kitu.
05:58Your time, your money, and loyalty yako yote.
06:04And then what do they do?
06:06They throw you into the wolves.
06:09At the first scandal lawyer gossip.
06:12Yeshosh, polea, ikuekue serious hivu.
06:15Anyway, minuwe kuja kupatilia deliverables za EGM.
06:19Umeanza application ya estate association kwa nini? Kwa registra?
06:25Itaifanya to as soon as I can.
06:28Si, si agent, agent.
06:30I guess, badu kona time.
06:32Juhu hata sidhani meweza amaanza kuandika constitution ya estate.
06:36Unajawabada wako uko enje ya na jifilmu important ati mambu ya estate yiko beneath him.
06:41Anyway, ni sawa we. Ukianza, utaniambia.
06:45Uta niambia?
06:46Sao?
06:47Ah, by the way, kuna watu kwa WhatsApp group wanauliza kusu confirmation ya service charge.
06:55Mbona watu behave kama watoto, eh?
06:57Lazima wakue followed up kwa kila kitu.
07:00Ao ni watu wazima waezi fikiria wafanya kitu wanafaa kufanya.
07:04Eh?
07:05Yuhu.
07:06Yuhu.
07:07Yuhu.
07:08Yuhu ni kama Shoshu vibes aziko.
07:09Ahm.
07:10Ache nienda yivin tarudi kama imevaa helmet.
07:14Maa.
07:15Yuhu.
07:16Yuhu ni kama Shoshu vibes aziko.
07:19Ahm.
07:20Ache nienda yivin tarudi kama imevaa helmet.
07:31Muea, mse hangalea vila, vila yende shagari kwa estate?
07:33Pole pole. He just came out of nowhere.
07:35Out of nowhere? He came from his home.
07:37Maa?
07:38Muakaribu kumuwa.
07:39Akipole madame. I'm really sorry.
07:40We need to do something.
07:41What the hell...
07:42I think we need some strict measures, otherwise next time it will be great.
07:57We do speed bumps.
08:00What?
08:01Why?
08:02What?
08:03Are you serious?
08:04That's the only solution.
08:05We will have to give you a good job.
08:07You will be able to give you a good job.
08:09I will give you a good job.
08:11I will give you a good job.
08:13I will give you a good job.
08:15I will give you a good job.
08:17I will give you a good job.
08:19Oh, that is good.
08:21Some of us are German.
08:23Do you have any money at all?
08:25But you can't keep your job at all.
08:27It's not a good job.
08:29This is personal to me.
08:31You are not going to be in the same place.
08:33Come to the committee direct.
08:35Hey!
08:36Hey!
08:45Dubai is often seen as a city accelerating towards the future.
08:50But if you look closely, you'll discover a different side of the city.
08:54One full of timeless stories of where it will begin.
08:58Who even cares about Forbes top 30?
09:17It's not exactly the pinnacle of success.
09:20Huh?
09:21How does he just give you buyer?
09:28This Michael Bienhoff will be the one calling me once I unveil my next genius move.
09:34Hey!
09:35Hey!
09:36Hey!
09:37Sit up!
09:38Don't two people have better things to do with your life?
09:46What?
09:47Yeah.
09:48Hey yeah, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Listen up!
09:51Don't you people have better things to do with your lives?
09:55What?
09:56What?
09:57You want to come along?
09:59Hey yeah!
10:00Hey.
10:01Hey!
10:04Hey!
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10:17Hey!
10:17I don't know.
10:19You know, you engineer that night.
10:21I'm a volunteer.
10:23Yeah, I'm a volunteer.
10:25Okay, then why are you wasting my time?
10:27If you have already decided that you want bumps, why waste my time with a meeting?
10:33Please.
10:35I'm going to call you a resident, collectively.
10:39I'm going to call you a committee to do cost analysis.
10:42I'm going to decide how much each house will contribute.
10:46But you people already have an engineer, don't you?
10:48Yes.
10:49So why don't you go to him, so that he can do a cost analysis,
10:52so by the time you're having a meeting, you have a budget.
10:55Oh, by the way.
10:57I'm a volunteer.
10:59I'm a volunteer.
11:00I'm a volunteer.
11:01I'm a volunteer.
11:03I'm a volunteer.
11:05I'm a volunteer.
11:06That's exactly my point with the homo sapiens sapiens.
11:09You have to think for them everything.
11:11Stop it.
11:12Stop it.
11:13Stop it.
11:14Stop it.
11:15Stop it.
11:16Stop it.
11:17Stop it.
11:18Stop it.
11:19Stop it.
11:20Stop it.
11:21Stop it.
11:22Stop it.
11:23Stop it.
11:24Stop it.
11:25Madam, madam, madam, mambo, uka smart leo. Sinubaya yata lunch.
11:44Lunch? Uki toka kwa kukuna juta kuleleo.
11:47Hai, madam. Suna siyata wunajue vile situation yiko.
11:50Situation gani, boss, si life ni kujipanga, si kuimajini kila mtu anatembea kwa barabara ni ATM.
11:54Madam, madam, na mshara, ya ni ni matajiri na mnasumbu wa kulipa mshara.
12:09It will be called the Foundation for Eradication of Human Mediocrity.
12:14F-E-H-M.
12:17Maybe is it possible we do this some other time, maybe when I get home in the evening.
12:22I have a lot of work, Nasi.
12:24Na otakatu kumaleza.
12:26Not after this, my querida, eh.
12:28You can kiss your boring job goodbye.
12:31You know, studies have shown that about 68% of human population have an IQ of between 85 and 115.
12:40That means that about 5.4 billion people are, in simple terms, nejenga.
12:47So, Chantel, I wanted you to check this for me for Obonke.
12:55Excuse me, I'm talking to my fiancé.
12:58I'm talking to my employee at my office.
13:00Well, as I was saying, the Foundation for Eradication of Human Mediocrity will be a global initiative to uplift human intelligence.
13:13Eh?
13:13And you, my dear querida, you will head the communications team.
13:17Mediocrity is humanity's greatest curse.
13:21And with F-E-H-E-M, stupidity will become extinct.
13:29Bravo.
13:30Very good presentation.
13:32You done?
13:33Good.
13:34Give me a report on this, eh?
13:36Yeah, it's very soon.
13:37Calm down.
13:38Watch I intend to acknowledge Mrs. Sotido.
13:40And then I'll let you guys know.
13:41Oh.
13:43Eh.
13:44Okay.
13:45Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
13:47Madam, secretary, bariaco.
13:49Hello.
13:51Kwanini watuagabe tiyo naninyema trash bags?
13:53Muanasema hawadzalipua?
13:55What do you mean hawadzalipua?
13:56Wewe ndiyo secretary wende unafua kutuambi ya, la?
13:59Sini shautie.
14:00Service provider payments needokete Mrs. Sotido.
14:03Now like I was telling the rest of them, tenda kuongea na yeye and then I'll let you guys know.
14:08Hey, Mrs. Sotido ndo anashika pesa ya service charge.
14:11Ndiwa kule pesa kama bilelikule ya kanisa.
14:13Ye ndiyo trash araku.
14:16I'll let you guys know.
14:17Oh, excuse me.
14:22Look, I am having a meeting with those two gentlemen, okay?
14:25Yeah.
14:25Now if I ask for the most expensive drink, eh, unelete maji.
14:30Unaskiya?
14:30Maji.
14:31On the rocks.
14:32Sawa?
14:32Sawa?
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15:28i'd always heard so much about dubai the energy the excitement the possibilities
15:38but what drew me here was something different the search for true adventure
15:42skydiving over the palm tumera i jumped on a jet ski along
15:58can you imagine if we live in a world where everybody has an iq of above one hundred and
16:05that well thanks to me thanks to you for providing the funds to pile up this project
16:14but i may weather allow me to cut you because of time we have another meeting and currently
16:20you're not looking to invest in such a project yes when i may weather we are looking for more
16:26health science and uh bill drug research and the like oh my like well i can also give you
16:36this one you see this one yeah this one is called uh the mgba the mayweather global brilliance accelerator
16:47it is an it is a drug that will have a component harvested from my dna the part which is responsible
16:55for iq and intelligence my goodness did you see it well uh santa sanabana mayweather but
17:02uh i think we'll not be able to invest in that either
17:06but we are not looking to invest in that all the best
17:10but but i must appear in the form of stop 40 over 40
17:13what billy yako
17:15i thought i asked for aqua what sort of bill is this
17:25oh
17:35What are you doing, Tony?
17:39You are a cleaners.
17:41You are garbage collectors.
17:44This is the show, Shosh.
17:47I have a good friend.
17:50I will give you a good friend.
17:53Shosh, you know that there are some people here?
17:56That's my mother and my mother are still here.
17:59This is so unlike you, Shosh.
18:03Do you know that you are going to scream up about responsibilities?
18:08How do you understand?
18:11Your responsibility does not matter when you believe that people are good.
18:16I used to believe in serving and giving.
18:20But now I am just foolish.
18:24I am guessing that this is a canisa.
18:2730 years ago.
18:3030 years ago.
18:33And this is a canisa.
18:35They are accused.
18:38Two months ago.
18:42There is no one who was going to do this.
18:47There is a pastor.
18:49He is a pastor.
18:51He is a kid.
18:53He is a kid.
18:55He is a kid.
18:57Okay.
18:58Okay.
18:59That is what happened.
19:00You were changing the church.
19:01You were changing the religion or you were changing the hair style.
19:03You were changing the hair style.
19:04You have to leave the hair style.
19:06You are giving that take.
19:07I am giving you a little.
19:08Okay.
19:09Okay.
19:10Well, you are the only suspect.
19:11You are the only suspect.
19:13You are the only suspect.
19:14I am giving you the account of your own account.
19:17You are the elders.
19:19Yes, so this is Mimi Microchip.
19:44Mimi, as I explained earlier, stands for
19:47Mayweather's Intelligence Microchip Initiative.
19:52It can be implanted in adults,
19:55thereby enhancing their thinking skills
19:57and eradicating foolishness globally.
20:00It can also be implanted in children at birth,
20:04helping them grow into erudite sapiens
20:08that can make very sound decisions.
20:11You must have been very tired of foolish people
20:15to have come up with such an idea.
20:16It is not just an idea.
20:22It is an evolution.
20:24Homo sapien vulcanis that lives in a world
20:28where we will no longer have words like
20:30nincompoop, simpleton, mejenga,
20:34or as we used to call them in our childhood days,
20:38faladush.
20:38I am sure, Mimi Microchip can achieve such a world.
20:44Well, of course, I am very sure about my own intelligence.
20:48You see, Einstein may have brought us relativity,
20:52but Mayweather will bring eternity.
20:56Well, enhanced human intelligence is a very good idea.
21:03It is a good idea, because it will bring growth in innovations,
21:08growth in medical breakthroughs and such.
21:11But the idea of basing our intelligence on one single individual
21:16is a no for me.
21:18I think it is quite a noble idea.
21:21Akini,
21:23Sidani, we need
21:25a microchip of another human being's intelligence
21:30for us to succeed.
21:32With that,
21:34I'm out.
21:37What I've just been hearing from the presentation
21:39is that everyone in this world is foolish.
21:44And you are the epitome of intelligence.
21:47All right, now that is what I've been trying to tell you, ladies and gentlemen.
21:50Dr. Fadhali, watch animalize buana meweza.
21:52From,
21:54I think your idea,
21:56your idea of eradicating foolishness
21:59is foolish in itself.
22:02And with that,
22:03I'm out.
22:04I'm out.
22:32Mayweza, I've been told you to stay away from my wife.
22:39Mayweza, are you okay?
22:55I'm a total failure, Shardell.
23:02I mean, they've left me out of Forbes,
23:05and now nobody wants to invest in my brilliance.
23:14I'm sorry, eh? I'm sorry.
23:17They call my ideas foolish, huh?
23:21Maybe Shalwether was right.
23:23Maybe I'm just destined to be a vagabond.
23:25A common hobo.
23:29I'm sorry.
23:31Well, Julia, you'll be fine, huh?
23:33I never thought a time is coming when I would cease to exist.
23:40I'm just... I'm a total failure.
23:43No, don't say that.
23:45The EIMI...
23:46You'll be fine.
23:47...Allowed Intelligence Mechanical Initiative
23:48will be implemented in adults and children and birth,
23:52enhancing decision-making skills.
23:54We are sharing a new species.
23:57The Homo sapien Elonius.
24:00Einstein brought us relativity.
24:04EIMI will bring us eternity.
24:08They've told my idea.
24:09But maybe this means one thing, huh?
24:18That you go out there, look for money and invest in your own ideas, huh?
24:23No, no, no, no, no.
24:24It means more pitch presentations, eh?
24:28I can tell you.
24:28They may have stolen one idea, but they have not stolen this.
24:35Huh?
24:37I have a whole empire of genius in me still untouched.
24:44I have work to do.
24:45I have no idea.
24:46I have a whole empire of genius.
24:48I have fun.
24:49I have fun.
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