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Lois gets fired, but her co-workers have a pool on how she'll win her job back... and the payoff is hilarious! πŸ€‘ Watch Lois put Mr. Pinter in his place with an epic takedown. This scene is peak Malcolm in the Middle! From the stolen $150 bottle of cognac πŸ₯ƒ to the epic clapback, this is how you make a grand return!
Key moments:
Lois's son Dewey steals a bottle of cognac.
Lois is fired by Mr. Pinter.
Her co-workers bet on how she'll get rehired.
Lois's epic blackmail and win!
"At least I didn't raise a thief."
"The horse you rode in on is optional."
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00:00$150 bottle of cognac? How could you take this?
00:04I'm sorry?
00:05Dewey, what am I gonna do with you?
00:06We're going back to the store. You are gonna return this bottle to Mr. Pinter?
00:10You can't fire me for this!
00:11Sorry, store policy is very clear about stealing.
00:14He returned it. It's right there. The bottle is perfect. You can just put it right back on the shelf.
00:17I already marked it out of inventory. My hands are tied here.
00:20You don't even do inventory. You've voiced it off on me because you make so many mistakes.
00:24Mom?
00:24Oh, honey, it's okay.
00:25This is just an excuse. You have hated me since the minute you got here
00:29because I was first choice for your job and I turned it down.
00:31You think what you want, okay? At least I didn't raise a thief.
00:35Velcro, I win the pool. I'm sorry, we can't afford to live lavishly anymore.
00:39Drink your milk.
00:39It's lumpy.
00:40Then chew it.
00:41Can't you get unemployment or something?
00:42No, I only worked 38 hours a week. They consider that part time.
00:46You know, I hope you are at least learning something from all this.
00:48Yeah, if you do something bad, don't tell.
00:50No, we did the right thing. That's what's important.
00:52Craig, what are you doing here?
00:54I just had a meeting with Mr. Pinter. You can have your old job back.
00:56Such good news!
00:58And all you have to do is apologize and let him dock your pay 150 bucks.
01:02Oh, sounds good, Mom.
01:04No, thanks.
01:04What?
01:05Why?
01:05Because! That's like admitting he's right. I'm not going to do that.
01:09Don't you even care how humiliating this is?
01:11We've done canned rise.
01:13This is just the crap people find when they clean out their garage.
01:15Sometimes decent, hardworking people get dumped on for no good reason
01:18and they just have to wipe out their eyes and keep on walking.
01:20Something will turn up. We just have to hold on a little bit longer.
01:23Be thankful for small favors. Anyone want the last dollar?
01:25Those are peaches!
01:28I won't put the stomach pump on the bill.
01:30Thanks, Don.
01:31Uh, as far as the bill goes, what kind of neighborhood are we in?
01:33Probably three or four.
01:34Hun?
01:37You boys take care of your dad.
01:38I'm going to go see Mr. Pinter and beg for my job back.
01:40You don't have to do that.
01:41I don't want to. Shouldn't have to, but guess what? I do.
01:43If you just sign here.
01:44What's this?
01:45Your apology. I think I captured your voice rather nicely.
01:48You want it in writing?
01:49Yes.
01:52It's not a signature.
01:53No, it's more of a suggestion.
01:55The horse you rode in on is optional.
01:57I don't deserve this.
01:58The only thing I ever did wrong was all the work I did to cover your butt.
02:00Well, we obviously have different definitions of wrong.
02:03Yeah, I guess we do.
02:04For instance, I think it's wrong for you to put your name on sales report that you didn't write.
02:08I think it's wrong you slept with the district manager's wife.
02:10You should be so glad that I'm the only one that knows this stuff about you.
02:14Anyone else here would sell you down the river in a second.
02:16God, I am so much better than you.
02:21You just ran off and quit for no reason.
02:23You do the right thing and everything works out for the best.
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