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00:00You happy now?
00:03It's nice to see two screw-ups from Darby Lake Camp make it.
00:09You got kicked out because you came to the girls' side of camp and stole an iPod.
00:13I had my iPod and I was coming over to your side of camp to see you because I had
00:17just made my playlist.
00:18Songs that Ava Shapiro and Leo listened to when they miss each other and we were going to listen to
00:22it down by the lake.
00:25I gave you my iPod.
00:26Anyway, you're turning 31. That's 13 backwards.
00:32Which is a great reason to have a bar mitzvah right now.
00:36So what is your timeline?
00:38Timeline is my birthday.
00:42Which is?
00:42You don't remember my birthday?
00:43Do you remember my birthday?
00:45Of course. July 27, 1993.
00:47Happy birthday. It's Ava's birthday. Happy birthday. Birthday to you.
00:52Woo!
00:55That's creepy and weird.
00:57Your birthday's in March.
00:59August. December.
01:00Yeah, you remembered. December 26.
01:03Great.
01:04Three months. You want to do this in three months?
01:06Technically 13 weeks.
01:07Okay.
01:09Well, I do have these two kids on an accelerated track.
01:11Are they cool?
01:14Yeah, Leo. They're cool.
01:16Are they taller than me?
01:18So we'll set up a meeting with the rabbi and your parents.
01:22Mark and Susan will take no part in this.
01:25Divorce parents on opposite sides of the Central Park.
01:29That's the way we like to keep it.
01:30Susan gets the Upper East.
01:32Mark gets the Upper West.
01:33That is the treaty of the Katnars that we have made.
01:36This is the Parshat Zayetse.
01:39It's the same thing that James and Sally are going to do.
01:41It's from Genesis.
01:42Oh, I love Phil Collins.
01:44Read it.
01:45Live with it.
01:46Love it.
01:48Kiss it.
01:51I wish we lived in a world where you could just tell people how you really feel.
01:56I mean, what would the consequence be for just saying that I think we're meant to be together?
02:30Only 27 bucks, and in this economy, it's on me.
02:35So you're going to want to figure out your permittal project, which is based on your tour portion,
02:38and then you're going to want to figure out a party situation, if you want to party.
02:42A party?
02:43He says confusingly.
02:45Hmm.
02:45I've got to get to an audition.
02:47Hey.
02:48Got any advice, Mr. Big Christmas Movie Maker guy?
02:51Um, be yourself, bigger, faster, and don't forget to flash that wonderful Christmas smile.
02:59Like that.
03:00Do you think I should act like I care, and then be really upset when I don't get it,
03:04or act like I don't care, and be really upset when I don't get it?
03:08As my grandma, Grammy, always says,
03:18You know what to do.
03:20Wow, you're such a know-it-all without knowing anything at all.
03:24Love to your Grammy.
03:30Well, you sit up on your knee, you're so tired of me, cause I'm a dirty, I'm gonna have a
03:38key line.
03:41Yes!
03:42Woo!
03:44How did, um, how did you and Papa Bob know when to have the what are we conversation?
03:49We never did.
03:51How'd you know when you loved them?
03:53He shut up at my front door with dozens of roses, and he wouldn't leave my house until I agreed
03:58to go out with him.
03:59Finally I did.
04:01Drank dry martinis all night.
04:03You know, you have to shake a dry martini to a waltz.
04:07Grammy, that's really cute, but today we would call that stalking, and you'd be cancel all the internet.
04:12Oh, no, no.
04:14Oh, it was so romantic.
04:17You reminded me of Ernest Borgnine and Marty.
04:20Is Ernest Borgnine a sort of swashbuckling Douglas Fairbanks type?
04:24No.
04:26He's more doughy and relatable like you.
04:30I can't just...
04:31Shorts!
04:32It's almost Christmas.
04:33It's freezing.
04:35This is when you're so interested in falling in love.
04:38Since my bar mitzvah project...
04:41What?
04:42I am going to become a bat, sorry, bar mitzvah.
04:47Oh, that is wonderful.
04:4831 candles, you have to have 31 candles.
04:52You have a tutor?
04:53Remember Ava Shapiro from sleepaway camp?
04:56A tall, pretty girl.
04:57I was taller than her for one summer at camp, but then I came back the next year and she
05:01was a foot taller than me.
05:02You know, she grew on the outside, I grew on the inside.
05:04I know, you always had a crush on her.
05:06A crush is when you like somebody but it's one-sided.
05:09We both like each other, so it's not a crush.
05:11It's a mutual liking.
05:13A mutual liking?
05:14God, she could be the one.
05:17She could be the one.
05:19You know what to do.
05:22You need a haircut.
05:24Right?
05:25It's in your face and those beautiful eyes.
05:27You need me to pay for it, I'll be happy to.
05:31Hi, I'm Ava Shapiro.
05:33I am six foot, one and a half, and I am currently unrepresented.
05:41Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech haolam, she'ehiyanu ve'kimanu ve'higiyanu lazman hazeh.
06:02Stop, thank you.
06:04All right, now you guys, you can read it right in front of you.
06:07Five, six, seven.
06:10Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech haolam, she'ehikeyanu fe'kimanu, fe'higiyanu lazman hazeh.
06:30Just, could you sing better?
06:32Maybe next time.
06:33I have perfect pitch.
06:35No way.
06:36I do.
06:37What pitch is he in?
06:38F.
06:39Okay, guys, let's be, uh, nice.
06:42C sharp.
06:44Speaking of the C, my bladder is full as the ocean.
06:50I'm gonna take a tinkle.
06:52Keep practicing.
06:59How old are you? Don't be rude, James.
07:04Why don't you take a guess?
07:17I don't know. Let me see.
07:31Oh, I see wrinkles.
07:33I see kind of tools. He's not that old, but not too young.
07:38James, what do you think?
07:39What's happening?
07:4252!
07:44No, no, I think he's 41.
07:47I'm 30 years old.
07:48Oh, my God!
07:55What are you doing here?
07:57Being Jewish is about accepting others, James.
08:00Sorry.
08:01What brings you here of us today?
08:03I am here because I didn't have a bar mitzvah when I was younger, and I'm having one now.
08:09Why?
08:11Because, and this is our little secret, I have a little crush on Ava Shapiro.
08:15So I'm just here to learn the Hebrew, get her to fall in love with me happily ever after.
08:21You only get one.
08:22My dad told me if I did this, he'd get me a PS5.
08:25I'll do anything for a PS5.
08:28Well, I'm honoring my Jewish passage, and I can invite Ryan to my party.
08:35Who's Ryan?
08:36Her crush.
08:37Who doesn't exist?
08:40People will do crazy things when they have a crush.
08:43Sorry, guys.
08:45Let's start from the top.
08:46Guys.
08:47Baruch Atah Adonai.
08:51Eloheinu melech alam.
08:54She'ekshianu vikit miyadu.
09:00Vigayyanu lisman ha-sheh.
09:06I think he's having a heart attack.
09:08Alright, let's do it.
09:09So, first, when you're playing basketball, you gotta show everyone you're open, right?
09:14They're not just gonna pass it to you.
09:15So, kadma.
09:16Kadma.
09:17Great.
09:18Then when you get the ball, you're gonna shock absorb.
09:20So, ma-pa.
09:23Ma-pa.
09:24Then, you gotta go back up.
09:26You gotta see who's open on your team, right?
09:28So, pashta.
09:30Looking around?
09:31We gotta fake out the defense.
09:33Kuna.
09:36Katoune.
09:38Wooo!
09:39Yeah, bitch!
09:40Yeah!
09:41Nice shot, Ava Shapiro.
09:43Yeah, I was on the A-team, in eighth grade.
09:45No big deal.
09:48Katoune.
09:50Have you figured out what you're doing for your mata project yet?
10:01What are Sally and James doing?
10:03Sally is selling seashells by the seashore to end cancer and James is going to end bullying.
10:11Hey!
10:13I was thinking that much like the protagonist in my Torah portion, Jacob, I would fall off the metaphorical camel
10:20and allow myself the opportunity to fall in love before I become a man on my 31st birthday in Bar
10:26Mitzvah.
10:29Excuse me, this must be my animal!
10:35Typically, we do something for the community of people, you know, the public, not really for ourselves.
10:42Typically, I don't want to die alone, and so I need to allow myself the ability to fall in love
10:46with someone.
10:47Okay, Mr. Darcy, how are you going to do that?
10:55Well, for one thing, I'm a really great first date.
10:57And so I'm going to go on a couple first dates with people who are in need of romance
11:01and who have just come out of something recent, and so they're looking for love
11:04and they need sort of someone to help them transition from being in something serious to something less serious.
11:10That's really sad.
11:12I know!
11:12I know!
11:13That's a tough bitch!
11:15Woof!
11:16Woof!
11:17Woof!
11:17Woof!
11:18Woof!
11:18Woof!
11:19Woof!
11:21Woof!
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