00:00Okay, you gotta take me to the hospital. I can't see when my eyes are closed.
00:06I can't see when my eyes are closed. Please take me to the hospital.
00:09The genuine look of concern in her eyes is awesome. My wife, on the other hand,
00:14I came downstairs at one o'clock in the morning one time, told my wife my stomach hurt really bad
00:19and I think I should go to the hospital. She told me, point blank, quit being a big pussy,
00:25you ate too much spaghetti for dinner, go walk around the block. Walked out the door,
00:29made it about 30 yards down the street, turned around, came back, crawled back through the front
00:34door, reaching for the phone, tell my wife either she was going to take me or I was going to call
00:40911. She winds up taking me, bitching the whole time. I get to the hospital, burst appendix,
00:46septic, she's in the hospital for three days. To this day, she's never apologizing.
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