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In this episode of 'Quizzed,' Allen Leech, who portrayed Tom Branson in 'Downton Abbey,' quizzes Josh Groban on trivia about the award-winning British show.
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00:00I don't want to force your hand, and Thomas says, and I don't want to twist your arm, and then they kiss.
00:20Hi, I'm Alan Leach, and if I had a dollar for every time I heard this statement, I'm the biggest Downton Abbey fan.
00:28I'd be a very rich man. Well, I've been brought here today because apparently I'm going to meet the biggest Downton Abbey fan.
00:36So let's go meet him.
00:43Let's see who is the biggest Downton Abbey.
00:50Lord Alan, I presume. Greetings.
00:54Josh Groben or Abraham Lincoln. I don't know who it is.
00:56No, no, no. I've got the mustache, too. Come on in.
00:58How are you, m'lord? We bow. We bow. M'lord.
01:00M'lord. Well, m'lord.
01:02Very deep bow. Thank you very much.
01:04You're fantastic. I stretched before this because I didn't know how low a bow would be appropriate.
01:09I feel so underdressed. I feel terrible.
01:10That's okay. No, this is wonderful.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:12I am a huge fan. I am a huge fan.
01:16I'm going to test it.
01:16Yes, yes. And this cane, there's a hidden flask in it full of whiskey.
01:20Oh, so it is Maggie's.
01:21Yes, it is Maggie's. That's right.
01:22Yes, yeah.
01:24Shall we?
01:25Shall we?
01:26Let's see how good you are. Round one.
01:28True or false?
01:30Oh, start easy.
01:31Downton Abbey is located in Yorkshire County. True or false?
01:36That's true.
01:37That is true.
01:37Yes, yes.
01:38He's off to a flying start.
01:39Ah, and I love their pudding.
01:41Lord Grantham names his dogs after figures from Greek mythology.
01:47That's false. It's Egyptian pharaohs.
01:50Oh, he's good.
01:52That's all.
01:53Prior to moving to Downton, Matthew Crawley was a foreign diplomat.
01:57Wrong. False. Lawyer.
01:59He's correct.
02:01Mr. Moseley leaves Downton to become an innkeeper.
02:05False.
02:06He leaves to become a teacher.
02:08This is very good.
02:09Did I do it right?
02:10This is very good.
02:10Lord Grantham loses the family fortune with a bad investment in a Canadian railroad company.
02:17I see this is troubling you.
02:19I know.
02:20I don't know the answer specifically, so now I have to think about the...
02:23Would he?
02:25I'm going to say...
02:26I'm going to have to rush you.
02:27I've done a lot of falses in a row, so I'm going to have to say true.
02:30Damn you!
02:31Did I get it right?
02:32Yes, you did.
02:34Rose's father, Lord Flincher's nickname that even the king uses, is Shrimpy.
02:40Yeah, that's true. I can't forget that.
02:41It is true.
02:42Yeah, Shrimpy.
02:43Matthew Crawley dies tragically just before meeting his newborn son.
02:46No!
02:47Oh, spoiler alert.
02:48God damn it!
02:50I'm kidding.
02:51So Matthew Crawley dies tragically just before meeting his newborn son.
02:54True.
02:54Coraxon.
02:55False!
02:55What?
02:56Really?
02:56Just before.
02:57No, it's just after he meets his son.
02:58Oh!
02:59Wow!
03:01Well...
03:01But you know how, like, it literally was the last moment in the show.
03:05Yeah, I remember.
03:05They still didn't want him to leave, so they were trying to convince him not to.
03:08Oh, God.
03:09He ruined Christmas that year.
03:10Ruined it.
03:11I couldn't eat.
03:11He literally cancelled Christmas.
03:13Yes.
03:13Tom Branson, my character's daughter, is named after her godmother, Cora.
03:18No.
03:19Named after Sybil.
03:20Correct.
03:20Yeah.
03:21I mean, that's a bit easy.
03:22Yeah, yeah.
03:22Matthew Crawley and Robert Crawley are first cousins.
03:25Second cousins?
03:27God, you're good.
03:28Second cousins once removed.
03:29Yeah, that's what I thought.
03:29Okay, yeah.
03:30That's the only, once removed, you need, because otherwise...
03:32Otherwise...
03:32...Mary and him getting together would be really like...
03:34Yeah, there would be three eyeballs.
03:35How very British.
03:36Yeah, yeah.
03:38You're doing incredibly well.
03:39Well, true or false, we started, we started, we started a little...
03:42Right, we're going to go to...
03:43Now we're going to...
03:44General trivia, or...
03:44Now I have to say actual words.
03:46General knowledge.
03:47I have to string words together now.
03:48Round two.
03:49Okay.
03:49General trivia.
03:50What items does Mrs. Hughes always keep tied to her belt?
03:56Tied to her belt?
03:58Keys?
03:59Yeah.
04:00That's very good, and yes, I'll have to give you most of the point for that.
04:02Okay.
04:02There is one other item that, obviously, a housekeeper would need...
04:06The keys of her enemies!
04:09A pair of small scissors.
04:11A pair of small scissors.
04:11Of course, sure.
04:12And someone has them, and showed Phyllis Logan, who plays Mrs. Hughes, had Mrs. Hughes' keys tattooed on their thigh.
04:18Wow.
04:19See, that person should be sitting here.
04:21No, no, no.
04:21No?
04:22I think that person's in an institution.
04:23In jail.
04:24That person's been arrested, yeah.
04:25Who was Lady Mary engaged to before she married Matthew?
04:29Oh, this is cool.
04:30Oh, my.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Yeah.
04:33We've, we've, we've, we've approached the...
04:35We've reached the limit.
04:36We've reached the limit.
04:37The limit of his knowledge.
04:38Uh, let me just peer into my top hat.
04:40It's a picture of Lady Mary.
04:43Was it someone named William?
04:45It was not.
04:46You're wrong.
04:47It was Sir Richard Carlisle.
04:49Richard Carlisle.
04:50Oh, wonderful.
04:51Played by Ian Glenn.
04:53Ian Glenn from Game of Thrones, right?
04:55He was also in that, but he was in ours first.
04:56Well, you know, he was in ours first, yeah.
04:58Yeah.
04:58Two-part question.
04:59Okay.
05:00Part one.
05:01Yes.
05:01What crime was Mr. Bates charged with and eventually exonerated?
05:05Uh, Mr. Bates was charged with the murder of his first wife.
05:10Damn, you're good.
05:11Oh.
05:11Part two.
05:12Yes.
05:12How did she die?
05:15Oh, very Romeo and Juliet.
05:16She poisoned herself with rat poison.
05:18Oh, she, oh, she actually did do that.
05:20Yeah, what?
05:21I can't remember.
05:21Well, she, yes, she did.
05:22She ingested poison.
05:23She ingested poison.
05:24They thought that, uh, Master Bates, uh, Mr. Bates, excuse me, um, did this.
05:30And, uh, and, and so he, he went to, went to jail for it, but it turned out that, that
05:35she was just, uh, she did it herself.
05:37She did it.
05:37And, and, and, and as a, as a last ploy of vengeance, tried to pin him on it.
05:41That's correct.
05:42Yeah.
05:42Well, God, you're, yeah.
05:44You know better, more than me.
05:45Whatever happens here today, Alan, we're going to be friends.
05:47I think we will be.
05:48We are going to be friends.
05:49Yeah.
05:49We can't have a high five for shit, but we're going to be friends.
05:51No, yeah, that's true.
05:52It's very true.
05:53What infamous event led Matthew Crawley to become the heir of Downton Abbey Estate?
05:59Well.
06:00First episode opening.
06:00Yeah, well, yeah, first episode opening.
06:02Well, it was the sinking of the Titanic.
06:03It was correct.
06:04Because, because, uh, Mary's, uh, fiance, cousin, fiance, was, was, sank with the Titanic.
06:10That was a shock.
06:11That ruined my Christmas that year.
06:14Stop watching it at Christmas and you'll have a great Christmas.
06:16I binge at Christmas.
06:17Does that mean you're not going to go to the cinema and you're going to wait till Christmas?
06:19I'm going to wait till Christmas, yeah.
06:20Great.
06:21Yeah.
06:21It's really counting on your, uh, your ticket there.
06:23I'll pay for it.
06:24Whose bedroom catches fire in the premiere episode of season five?
06:29Lady Edith.
06:30Correct.
06:31But I got to say, though, uh, uh, Robert Crawley with a hose.
06:35Fabulous.
06:36Yeah.
06:36Fabulous.
06:37You know what?
06:38Because it was, we were expecting our big, like, you know, like fireman.
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:42You know, it's going to come flying out.
06:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:45And then, um, instead, because it was obviously 1912, it was like,
06:48Yeah, it was, it was very, it was a...
06:50Oh, this is not very heroic.
06:52Two-part question.
06:53Okay.
06:54What's the name of Lady Edith's daughter born out of wedlock?
06:59Uh...
06:59And it's not Bastard Child.
07:02It's not you, Bastard.
07:03You Bastard Child.
07:04Is it Marigold?
07:06Oh, my God.
07:07You're disgusting.
07:08Is it right?
07:09Yes.
07:10Okay, you have to remove the top half for the next.
07:12Okay.
07:13Who is Marigold's father?
07:17Marigold's father is...
07:22Is it her publisher?
07:24Is it somebody, somebody...
07:25Gonna need a name.
07:26Oh, God.
07:28Shaw...
07:29No, not Shaw.
07:30No, he died, I know that, but I forgot the name.
07:33Oh, yes, good.
07:34Michael Gregson, the magazine editor.
07:36Michael Gregson.
07:37Forgettable name.
07:38Wow.
07:38You see, this is hard.
07:39I'm going to have to do this because you got half of it right.
07:41I got half of it right, thank you.
07:42So, you get...
07:43Come on, muscles.
07:44There we are.
07:45You're definitely going to get this one.
07:47I am.
07:47What major announcement news does Lord Grantham receive at the end of season one?
07:53Major announcement?
07:54God, it's because you said I'm definitely going to get this one.
07:57That I definitely am not going to get it.
08:00Where's my hat?
08:01But what does he say?
08:02What does he say at the end of season one?
08:05That leads into season two?
08:07Should be...
08:07You know, that should be a real big fan...
08:09What happens in season two?
08:11Why am I even helping you?
08:12Intrigue, drama, births, deaths.
08:15And main...
08:16And main...
08:17And main...
08:18Massive plot point in season two is...
08:20Oh, the war.
08:21We're going to war.
08:22Oh, fuck.
08:24You literally fell off.
08:25I couldn't believe you didn't get that point.
08:26That was rough.
08:26You know all these already.
08:28I really don't.
08:29No, I would have known that one.
08:30You Raise Me Up was written in what year?
08:34Bertie Pelham inherits what unexpected position?
08:39Missionary with Edith?
08:45I should give it to you just for that.
08:46That was so good.
08:47You should.
08:49What does he inherit?
08:50I mean, does he inherit something...
08:53Money.
08:54Unexpected, no.
08:55Position.
08:55He becomes the seventh Marquis of Hexham.
08:58Oh, of course.
08:59Yeah.
08:59You're doing very well.
09:00You would have to literally get all of these wrong.
09:04The doubt is going to happen.
09:05I mean, and when they start with this.
09:07I had...
09:07It's actually quite hot.
09:08I'll take it off.
09:09Round three.
09:09Round three.
09:10Quotes.
09:11Quotes.
09:11This is so easy.
09:12Who said, what is a weekend?
09:18What is a weekend?
09:21Was it Violet?
09:22Yes, it was.
09:23Yes, of course.
09:23What is a weekend?
09:25I'm not a romantic, but I even concede that the heart does not exist solely for the purpose
09:30to pump blood.
09:34That also Violet?
09:35Yes.
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:37Should have shuffled these.
09:38Hmm.
09:40Fucking.
09:43No one ever tells you about raising daughters.
09:45You'll think it'll be like little women.
09:47Instead, they're at each other's throats.
09:49That sounds...
09:50That's a very...
09:50That feels like a Robert Crawley thing to say.
09:52No, Lady Grantham.
09:53Lady Grantham.
09:55Brilliant.
09:55I'm not a complete stranger to romance, Mrs. Hughes, if that's what you're implying.
10:01That was Mr. Carson.
10:02It was indeed.
10:04Sympathy butters, no parsnips.
10:07Is that a Patmore?
10:09Yes.
10:09Yeah, the butter gave it away.
10:11Yeah, I know.
10:12Good men.
10:13They're not like buses.
10:14There won't be another one around in ten minutes.
10:17Was that an Edith line?
10:19No.
10:19Anna.
10:20Anna.
10:21It's the gloomy things that need our help.
10:23If everything in the garden is sunny, why meddle?
10:26Now, I'm going to say I would not have guessed this.
10:28Sweet thing to say.
10:31Was that Cora?
10:32No, it was my late wife, Lady Sybil.
10:34Oh, Sybil.
10:34Full of wisdom.
10:35And death.
10:36Yes.
10:37How many lives are you going to wreck just to smother your own misery?
10:41You're a coward, Mary.
10:42Like all bullies, you're a coward.
10:44Is that Edith?
10:46No, it was I.
10:47It was you?
10:47Yep.
10:48Wow.
10:48So one moment that I feel that Tom Branson is really one of the family,
10:51because he's the first time and only time.
10:53He just really stands up.
10:53He stands up to her.
10:54You stand up to her.
10:55If anyone had told me that Mary would hitch up with a mechanic
10:57and Edith would marry one of the greatest men in England,
11:00I'd have knocked them down.
11:02I mean, that could have been.
11:04A lot of people.
11:05A lot of people.
11:06But who was it?
11:06I'm going to say it was the Earl, though.
11:08I'm going to say it was Robert.
11:09Correct.
11:09Yes.
11:10That's very good.
11:11I'm very impressed.
11:12I would have gone with Grant and Lady Grant.
11:14Yeah, yeah.
11:14Oh, what's your called?
11:15Oh, yeah.
11:15Herodic Countess.
11:16That's her name.
11:17Last one.
11:18Very best of luck to you.
11:20You've made me strong, Mr. Mosley.
11:22Your strength has made me strong.
11:25You've made me strong, Mr. Mosley.
11:27Your strength has made me strong.
11:29Is that Mr. Baxter?
11:32Who?
11:32No, never mind.
11:33There is no Mr. Baxter.
11:34There was a Mr. Baxter, but that's not Mr. Baxter.
11:36Well, hang on.
11:37There was a Baxter.
11:38There was a Baxter.
11:39That's right, yes.
11:40It wasn't Baxter, though, is what I'm saying.
11:42It was Miss Baxter.
11:43You've made me strong, Mr. Mosley.
11:46Is that Tom?
11:47No.
11:48It was Miss Baxter.
11:50It was Miss Baxter.
11:50You said Mr. Baxter.
11:51Oh, God.
11:52So it was Baxter.
11:53Well, it was Miss Baxter.
11:54But I got the...
11:54I'm afraid.
11:56No, maybe that was it.
11:58I'm excited.
11:58The name right and the gender wrong.
11:59We're fluid.
12:00Okay.
12:01I'm going to have to just quickly check this.
12:02Yep.
12:02Yep.
12:05Get my half.
12:05I was born.
12:06Get my half.
12:06Get your half.
12:07You know what?
12:08That might actually be the difference.
12:09Okay.
12:09Okay.
12:10Oh, boy.
12:11Oh, boy.
12:13No.
12:13Do you take bribery?
12:14You know, you don't have to do it.
12:15You've got it.
12:16Really?
12:16Yeah.
12:16I was very nervous.
12:18You are possibly, if not definitely, the greatest fan of that.
12:22It's been an honor and a pleasure.
12:23No one leaves this show empty-handed.
12:26Firstly, we give you the theme tune.
12:32And then you get your actual prize.
12:35I get a prize.
12:36Oh, my goodness.
12:38I will treasure this.
12:40Like it's a working bell.
12:42And the great thing is, in the modern day...
12:44Lady Edith needs me.
12:45Exactly.
12:46Wow.
12:46We've built it in.
12:47So this does everything.
12:49You can get a maid.
12:50Yes.
12:50A servant.
12:51Yes.
12:51You can get Mrs. Patmore.
12:52They'll all come running.
12:53They'll just know by the difference in the sound.
12:56They'll know.
12:57Congratulations.
12:58You deserve this.
12:59Never been happier in my life.
13:01This is so much better than a Grammy.
13:04Thank you, guys.
13:05Thank you, Alan.
13:06That was a lot of fun.
13:07That was fun.
13:07I feel like my ears are really poppin' in this hat.
13:12By the way, I feel like I'm feeling them do a thing.
13:15I wouldn't use it as your new headshot.
13:18Or an album cover.
13:20Should I tuck them in?
13:20I feel like I should tuck them into the hat.
13:22Again, not a strong look.
13:27Somewhere in the middle.
13:28Even if I had a monocle, I could have let you pass go and collect $200.
13:35Hi, I'm Alan Leach.
13:36And I am Lord Grubbin.
13:37Please watch more episodes of Quizzed on Billboard.
13:41Milady.
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