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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started it.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton!
00:01:28Oh!
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you!
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:40Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jay.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46How far?
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:54Chantal.
00:04:55Nice to meet you.
00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:41Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:42So far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:30After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course.
00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'll be really hard.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Hmm?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, alright?
00:10:39Just have a seat, alright?
00:10:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:20What?!
00:11:22What?!
00:11:23Romulus!
00:11:24What are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46See?
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:31Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:46Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my money.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:55All right.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:16Mm.
00:14:17So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:37Oh, by the way.
00:15:39This is gonna work.
00:15:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01This isn't like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:08Like I always taught you.
00:16:11Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Villino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:35Socialite Man or how to start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows? How did you even meet?
00:16:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:48It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so...
00:16:53Toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:38We're already wet.
00:17:40We're already wet.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:17:59I love the artwork.
00:18:00Thanks.
00:18:01I love the artwork.
00:18:02Finally.
00:18:03A little bit of taste.
00:18:04Nice place.
00:18:05I love the artwork.
00:18:06Thanks.
00:18:07Finally.
00:18:08A little bit of taste.
00:18:09I love the taste.
00:18:10Nice place.
00:18:11I love the artwork.
00:18:12Thanks.
00:18:13Finally.
00:18:14A little bit of taste.
00:18:15No, I'm good.
00:18:16You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:17More for me.
00:18:18You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:21Oh.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:24I love the artwork.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Nice place.
00:18:27I love the artwork.
00:18:28Thanks.
00:18:29Finally.
00:18:30A little bit of taste.
00:18:31Oh, I'm good.
00:18:32You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:33More for me.
00:18:34You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Oh.
00:18:46Okay.
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia.
00:19:02Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:05Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:09I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:16Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:23Who's jealous?
00:19:25Jealous?
00:19:26I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:37How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:19:45And, um...
00:19:46Don't worry about last night.
00:19:47Sorry.
00:19:48I had one too many to drink.
00:19:49It won't happen again.
00:19:50You better not.
00:19:51I had one too many to drink.
00:19:52I had one too many to drink.
00:19:53It won't happen again.
00:19:54You better not.
00:19:55I had one too many to drink.
00:19:56I had one too many to drink.
00:19:57I had one too many to drink.
00:19:58It won't happen again.
00:19:59You better not.
00:20:00You better not.
00:20:01I had one too many.
00:20:02I had one too many to drink.
00:20:03I had one too many to drink.
00:20:04You better not.
00:20:07I had one too many to drink.
00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:12You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:27Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:31No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:18Sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really... hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:28Hey, baby.
00:21:31You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:34You're rich now.
00:21:35I know. I like it.
00:21:36Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:38You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:42Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:45Oh, fine. Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:47All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:49Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:52But I promise.
00:21:53I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:54Yeah, you're right.
00:21:55Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Come on, Gucci.
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59Yeah.
00:22:00Come on, Gucci.
00:22:01Come on.
00:22:02Bye, Gucci.
00:22:03Hey, Amelia.
00:22:04Hey, Jake.
00:22:05Gucci, no!
00:22:06Royce!
00:22:07I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:09It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:15Yeah.
00:22:16It's not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:17I promise.
00:22:18I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:20You're right.
00:22:21Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:22Yeah.
00:22:23Come on, Gucci.
00:22:24Come on.
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26Come on.
00:22:27Bye, Gucci.
00:22:28Hey, Amelia.
00:22:29What?
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:31Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48A little dog owner is Beverly Hills.
00:22:51Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like them.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Wooper driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:20I was trying to impress you.
00:23:22How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:28It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:41If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:50I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:55You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:58I still do.
00:24:00He's cute.
00:24:01I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:06Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:11I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:16Hell yeah.
00:24:18I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:47I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:58Are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24.
00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:09Royce pooped.
00:25:10You should pick it up.
00:25:11Where?
00:25:12I don't see it.
00:25:13Just over there.
00:25:14Come on.
00:25:15Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:16Of course.
00:25:17It's an office.
00:25:18You wanna be CEO?
00:25:19You gotta look the part.
00:25:20You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:23Very funny.
00:25:24You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:25Yes, I know.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:27That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:29So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:33Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:35Sure.
00:25:36You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:37Yes, I know.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:39That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:41So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:48Come on, Dad.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:50Wow!
00:25:51Oh my goodness.
00:25:52Are you okay?
00:25:53Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:08You're engaged, remember?
00:26:14and this is our new palette it's Matt's collection he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice but yeah that's presentation by me
00:26:28Michelangelo
00:26:36what dad what a day dad it's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:42look at you you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time
00:26:46just stick with it will you kid hard work does pay off let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her she comes from nothing son nobody taught her how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard and now by now sharing some money doing what she loves
00:27:03I guess that's impressive yeah see see it is I hope she rubs off on you a little you know
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:19well not too bad huh one day down
00:27:3840 more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time when you go home with Amelia you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do
00:27:54you know I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight
00:28:03shit when am I gonna tell Chantel I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight
00:28:09the L.A. zoo fundraiser lights camera red carpet perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the deal for you
00:28:17don't you think it's a bit soon dad I mean we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter
00:28:25what's the matter
00:28:26you're getting along aren't you
00:28:27yeah yeah we're just really starting to warm up to each other
00:28:31all right so it's all settled I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late
00:28:40why dad
00:28:42mm-mm
00:28:52so remind me why are we getting makeovers done again
00:28:56because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister
00:29:00for my favorite big sister and and you know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now I think I can afford to let
00:29:12my hair down you better not let that hair down sorry just an expression
00:29:24how's it going in there I'm coming out
00:29:30that bad I've never seen a dog walker look this hot buy that dress ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:29:53I'm
00:29:55I'm
00:30:00I'm
00:30:02I'm
00:30:04what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:30:19what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:30:32um
00:30:33did you forget my name
00:30:36no
00:30:38something different did you change your hair
00:30:42why do you care the manwhorehouse is yours tonight I'm going out
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15Yeah, she's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57It's Mike Lennon, Dino, and Vino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37VIP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:45Got to go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, babe.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiance.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You're history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:37:56I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:00I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:03I wish I didn't care.
00:38:04I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:05I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:06wielpie
00:38:30where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker
00:38:56oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:00must have been all those free beers
00:39:03we don't have to talk about this right
00:39:08we got too many drinks
00:39:09we just forget it ever happened
00:39:11if that's what you want
00:39:13definitely
00:39:14um i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head
00:39:24just pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course
00:39:30my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great
00:39:37thanks
00:39:38i don't feel great
00:39:41the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44you on the other hand
00:39:47are glowing today
00:39:48what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait for the first time
00:40:00yeah we're taking it slow
00:40:03michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and how was it
00:40:15well really bad
00:40:18right i knew it
00:40:20actually
00:40:21it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:23well that explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again and
00:40:46you get the picture
00:40:48hey
00:40:51opposite to track
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58because you're so different
00:41:00something like that
00:41:02here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:15i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:50hey unfortunately something came up
00:42:01i i can't make it tonight
00:42:03why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:11hey
00:42:32we should talk
00:42:37i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but
00:42:44last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it
00:42:55you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models
00:43:09or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some
00:43:13big speech about
00:43:14letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:21you don't understand
00:43:22let's
00:43:22let's get some takeout
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:25i don't need you to mansplain
00:43:27my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just
00:43:31call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:45i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:52do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but there is
00:44:01a fire
00:44:02between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38you
00:45:08so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:45:29till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:46:03together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging
00:46:57home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame
00:47:04him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci sure
00:48:00but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:10mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her it's all set
00:48:13now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19have a good night
00:49:29have a good night
00:49:29mr dino bellino
00:49:30what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know
00:49:47that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01no kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a court script
00:50:06what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:36i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl
00:50:48about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pry
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:09just cooking
00:51:09and eating
00:51:10and laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny
00:51:26but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her
00:51:29when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:03no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting
00:52:42i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay
00:52:43well
00:52:44don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:16sorry
00:53:19sorry
00:53:19reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49let's try it
00:53:51oh yeah now here's uh
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24cool
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big plenty room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37why
00:54:37something wrong with Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point
00:55:00yeah
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right
00:55:23all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:29intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings
00:56:11to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:12i kind of like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy
00:58:34is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:24$96 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in France
00:59:43sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:12it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:31so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but
01:00:48what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:01i know i have a past but i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:01:08michelangelo
01:01:09see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about emilia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder emilia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that emilia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:35a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong emilia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07emilia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21yeah but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:03:39i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02that could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06nice underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm sorry
01:05:27i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia
01:05:41amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:02and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04come back to me
01:06:07come here
01:06:10uh...
01:06:12amelia
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:27gucci
01:06:29romulus
01:06:30what
01:06:31oh
01:06:33well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:38he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:40i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44and calling
01:06:46we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:50oh
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:57gucci
01:06:59gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey hey where's michelangelo
01:07:03huh
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh
01:07:07um
01:07:08he's
01:07:09sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10oh
01:07:11where were you
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:14it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move dude
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:24give me the urk
01:07:39gucci
01:07:45he's hopeless
01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:52We're never gonna find him.
01:07:54Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:57Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:00See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:18Coochie!
01:08:22Coochie! My boy's back!
01:08:33Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:08:53It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:12Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:27I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:09:30I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:52You're not one.
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:57Most of them are good.
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:01I'm not.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:07You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:11Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:26Dad.
01:10:30What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:37Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:46But because she wants to.
01:10:47Consider our contract to Noel and Boyd.
01:11:02Amelia.
01:11:04What will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:13Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:32You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me.
01:11:39I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:06We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:35And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:37Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:44Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:12:55And not just about dogs.
01:12:56I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:12And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25I love you.
01:13:26I love you.
01:13:27I love you.
01:13:28I love you.
01:13:30Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:54Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Ti amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:31Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy.
01:14:41You know, given my sister.
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:45Me too.
01:14:49Clap.
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