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00:00:00I'm your new roommate.
00:00:02Roommate? But you're a girl.
00:00:04Woman.
00:00:05If you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:00:06It's against Panhellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:00:09I have no way to go.
00:00:10Look, she has no one else to go after this.
00:00:11She can stay.
00:00:12On one condition. No one touches her.
00:00:14I'm Wolf.
00:00:15You, uh, you around here?
00:00:16Wolf.
00:00:17Get the fuck away from her.
00:00:18Uh, Chase, what the hell?
00:00:20So much for no drama.
00:00:22Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:00:25I like you.
00:00:26She's not fair game, average.
00:00:27Obviously, I like you.
00:00:28A lot.
00:00:29It's killing me how much I like you.
00:00:31How much I want you.
00:00:32You want me?
00:00:33More than anything.
00:00:34Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:00:36He needs to be held accountable.
00:00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:00:42Raven, don't.
00:00:43It's her or me.
00:00:44Take a shower with me.
00:00:46Hey, reminder.
00:00:47Every second counts.
00:00:48Yes, chef!
00:00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl.
00:00:52Charlotte Withers.
00:00:53Someone talked.
00:00:54I bet I know who.
00:00:55The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:00:58I failed you as a leader.
00:00:59I'm stepping down.
00:01:00They're quitting on us?
00:01:01I'm stepping down.
00:01:02Let's go.
00:01:03I'm stepping down.
00:01:04Oh.
00:01:05It's a new day for a high.
00:01:06for a high.
00:01:07For a high.
00:01:09For a high.
00:01:10It's another day to drive.
00:01:15Oh.
00:01:16It's another day for a high.
00:01:18It's another day for a high.
00:01:21It's another day to drive to get by.
00:01:25Ew, gross!
00:01:27Ew!
00:01:28Yeah, I'm feeling out every second, every hour of the day.
00:01:32Good morning, gorgeous.
00:01:35Can I help you with something?
00:01:37Sure.
00:01:38I'm so sorry.
00:01:39I'm so sorry.
00:01:40I'm so sorry.
00:01:42I'm so sorry.
00:01:43I'm so sorry.
00:01:44I'm so sorry.
00:01:45I'm so sorry.
00:01:46I'm so sorry.
00:01:47Charlotte Withers.
00:01:48I'm your new roommate.
00:01:50Roommate?
00:01:51But you're a girl.
00:01:54Woman.
00:01:55Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
00:01:58They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
00:02:00Charles is short for Charlotte.
00:02:02Misunderstanding.
00:02:03See, the paperwork to renew my housing got misplaced.
00:02:06This thing is really heavy.
00:02:08You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
00:02:10I don't think...
00:02:11Great.
00:02:12Excuse me, guys.
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Okay.
00:02:17Dibs.
00:02:18Bro, you are so trash.
00:02:19I'm cheating, man.
00:02:20Watch this, watch this.
00:02:21I ain't got it, you take your ill.
00:02:22Instead we made you.
00:02:23Take your ill, buddy.
00:02:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:25I don't look at you as I'm playing.
00:02:26Can you regret that, watch this?
00:02:27Mm-hmm.
00:02:28Hit marker, really?
00:02:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:02:30You get that!
00:02:31Yo, what the fuck?
00:02:32I'm in the middle of a very serious ass kicking.
00:02:33Oh, man, stop it.
00:02:34You not whooping shit.
00:02:35Now watch me cook.
00:02:36Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
00:02:37There's no chance the price lets you stay.
00:02:38Hitmarker, really?
00:02:44Yo, what the fuck? I'm in the middle of a very serious ass-kicking.
00:02:48Oh man, stop it. You're not whooping shit. Now watch me cook.
00:02:51Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you. There's no chance the prize lets you stay.
00:02:56Mmm, we'll see about that.
00:02:59In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:03Okay. Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
00:03:08Yes, Miguel, the certified ass-tougher.
00:03:11Fuck, man. Fuck. Fuck.
00:03:14You were saying? Shut up, man.
00:03:17Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
00:03:20They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
00:03:24I'm Darren, and this... Everett.
00:03:27Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
00:03:29I thought this was Data Rowe.
00:03:31Croakington's a nickname. For brothers only.
00:03:34Uh, guys, this is... Charles.
00:03:37I guess she's...
00:03:38I'm your new roommate.
00:03:40Excuse me?
00:03:43Hey, Prez?
00:03:47Housing fucked up.
00:03:48This is Charles, our new sublet.
00:03:51Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
00:03:54In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:03:56It's against Pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:04:00Wait, that's a real thing?
00:04:01I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
00:04:06You need to leave.
00:04:07I'd say pack your bags, but...
00:04:09Looks like you already got that covered.
00:04:13Jesus, not the waterworks.
00:04:15I'm sorry, I just...
00:04:17I have nowhere to go.
00:04:18My dad lives over four hours away and...
00:04:21I can't make this commute.
00:04:24Come on, Chase.
00:04:25She can stay one night.
00:04:28She can shack up with me?
00:04:29What do you say, Charles?
00:04:34Fine.
00:04:35Stop crying.
00:04:36One night.
00:04:37You're out tomorrow.
00:04:38Understand?
00:04:49Where's the kitchen?
00:04:50Oh, that's so disgusting.
00:05:05Seriously?
00:05:11You don't have a knife set?
00:05:13How do you cook?
00:05:14Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:05:17What about after college?
00:05:18I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:05:26That doesn't go there.
00:05:28You think it's better?
00:05:29Just loose on the counter?
00:05:30I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
00:05:35Look at you two, bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:50I'm gonna...
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:54Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
00:05:56We don't need a maid.
00:06:05What is this?
00:06:06It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
00:06:10I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here.
00:06:16And I'm grateful.
00:06:17It's been a really, really tough year, so...
00:06:22You're welcome.
00:06:23You're welcome.
00:06:24You're welcome.
00:06:25You're welcome.
00:06:26You're welcome.
00:06:27You're welcome.
00:06:28You're welcome.
00:06:29You're welcome.
00:06:30You're welcome.
00:06:31You're welcome.
00:06:32You're welcome.
00:06:35And...
00:06:36Dig in.
00:06:45It's panko-crusted chevre, croquettes with quince, and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad.
00:06:54Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
00:06:59Yeah, I'm good.
00:07:01You won't even try it?
00:07:02You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
00:07:08I wasn't trying to...
00:07:09Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter.
00:07:11And I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
00:07:15So, check out's noon tomorrow.
00:07:17Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:18A closed door means occupied.
00:07:34Chill out, Charles.
00:07:35I'm not looking.
00:07:36I'm a gentleman.
00:07:37I am just grabbing my stash.
00:07:39Oh, yeah.
00:07:40Please make yourself comfortable.
00:07:41I will.
00:07:43You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute, I will actually lose my fucking mind.
00:07:54Okay, you have to go.
00:07:55I was being sarcastic.
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57Bye now.
00:07:58Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:59Charles.
00:08:00There's something I really wanted to tell you.
00:08:02Purple might be my new favorite color.
00:08:04Such a gentleman.
00:08:06Have a good night.
00:08:07Bye.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09What?
00:08:10Fuck me.
00:08:11Oh, shit.
00:08:12Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:29Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
00:08:33I'm looking at you, Vincent.
00:08:36Huh.
00:08:37I thought we had our mother in Frankfurt left.
00:08:40Vincent.
00:08:41Sidmon rolls are cooling in the oven.
00:08:43Enjoy.
00:08:46Let's go!
00:08:48Gotta get to O.J.
00:08:53Look at that.
00:08:56Mmm.
00:08:57Oh, my God.
00:08:58I've never had pancakes that taste like this.
00:09:00Bro.
00:09:01This orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed.
00:09:05And she took out the pulp.
00:09:07Damn.
00:09:08Look, my mom did that for me.
00:09:09Oh, just like Widow McGill.
00:09:11I ain't seen anything.
00:09:12Okay, are we done?
00:09:14We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
00:09:16And-
00:09:17Look, I still think that we could do the-
00:09:18Nope.
00:09:19We're not gonna do an open mic night.
00:09:21No.
00:09:22You practicing your tight five doesn't count as charity.
00:09:23Beg to differ.
00:09:25Any other suggestions?
00:09:26I got it.
00:09:31Remember that TikTok I sent you?
00:09:32About those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
00:09:35Yeah, about that.
00:09:36Is there something that you need to share with the group?
00:09:38Fuck off.
00:09:39No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner
00:09:42and serve it boys and buff style.
00:09:44I've looked into a dinner service before.
00:09:47It's too expensive.
00:09:48We can't afford to hire a chef.
00:09:50We already have one in the house.
00:09:53Oh, Chef Charlotte.
00:09:56Have you lost your mind?
00:09:57Have you tried her food?
00:09:59That's right, Prez.
00:10:00You ain't never had bacon like this.
00:10:02What makes you think she would help us, huh?
00:10:04She would if we let her stay.
00:10:06No.
00:10:07No.
00:10:08No way.
00:10:09We don't need her.
00:10:10Jeez, come on, man.
00:10:11We've under-raised for philanthropy every year.
00:10:13We're getting fined.
00:10:14I'd rather get fined than lose the frat.
00:10:15It's against the rules.
00:10:16You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
00:10:18Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
00:10:21Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
00:10:23Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
00:10:26Right?
00:10:27Plus, your dad's the dean.
00:10:28He'll bail us out.
00:10:29You wanna bet?
00:10:30Okay, then we keep going.
00:10:31Okay.
00:10:32It's a win-win.
00:10:33We raise the shits on the money for charity, and Charlotte gets to stay.
00:10:37Look, she has no one else to go after this.
00:10:39It's not our problem.
00:10:40I said no.
00:10:41Fucking dictatorship again.
00:10:42What was that?
00:10:43It's a good idea, Chase.
00:10:44Come on, you know it is.
00:10:45Fucking God.
00:10:46Oh my God.
00:10:47Oh my God.
00:10:48Oh my God.
00:10:49Oh my God.
00:10:50Oh my God.
00:10:51Oh my God.
00:10:52Oh my God.
00:10:53Oh my God.
00:10:55Oh my God.
00:10:56Oh my God.
00:10:57Oh my God.
00:10:58Oh my God.
00:10:59Oh my God.
00:11:00Oh my God.
00:11:01Oh my God.
00:11:02Fine.
00:11:03She can stay.
00:11:04Woo!
00:11:05Let's go.
00:11:06Let's go.
00:11:07On one condition.
00:11:08No one touches her.
00:11:09I don't want us fighting over a girl.
00:11:11If I find out that anyone, it's more than just the roommate, her and that brother, are out.
00:11:18Got it?
00:11:19Got it.
00:11:20Scout's on her.
00:11:21I'm gonna tell you the good news.
00:11:22No.
00:11:23You stay.
00:11:24I'll go.
00:11:27You tried.
00:11:28You tried.
00:11:29Dude, as long as he doesn't fight, how-
00:11:31Change of plans.
00:11:32You can stay.
00:11:33Wait, seriously?
00:11:34But I just-
00:11:35Rule number one.
00:11:36You don't tell anyone that you live here.
00:11:37Rule number two.
00:11:38You cook.
00:11:39Excuse me?
00:11:40For our philanthropy event.
00:11:41Every year, all the frats and sororities raise money to help kids get more access to school
00:11:48lunches.
00:11:49We wanna do a dinner service, but we need a chef.
00:11:50Deal?
00:11:51Deal.
00:11:52Deal.
00:11:53Come on, I don't bite.
00:11:54But I do.
00:11:55Don't get it twisted.
00:11:56Charlotte.
00:11:57Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
00:11:58I'm not doing this for you.
00:11:59I'm doing this for the frat.
00:12:00Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:01Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:02I'm sorry.
00:12:03Why are you doing this for the frat?
00:12:05I'm sorry.
00:12:06Okay.
00:12:07cool.
00:12:08I'm not doing this for you.
00:12:09I'm doing this for the frat.
00:12:10I'm sorry.
00:12:11How's it going to help you?
00:12:12Deal?
00:12:13Deal.
00:12:14Deal.
00:12:15Come on.
00:12:16I don't bite.
00:12:17But I do.
00:12:18Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
00:12:19I'm not doing this for you.
00:12:20I'm doing this for the frat.
00:12:21Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:24Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:46Your breakfast cakes were so delicious.
00:12:51How I can make?
00:12:53Family secret.
00:12:55Damn, girl. I don't know if you're a miracle worker or something, but that is the most he said all semester.
00:13:01It's a conversation here that's not so stimulating.
00:13:04Oh!
00:13:05Okay, alright, don't do that. Come on.
00:13:08What? Smile? I'm thankful, is all.
00:13:12You have to forgive, Chase. All he responds to is brooding.
00:13:15Mmm.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:22So, I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen, but rats live better than you boys.
00:13:30So, as far as the house goes, it'll be a team effort.
00:13:34Okay. What do you want us to do?
00:13:37Hmm.
00:13:42We're making lists.
00:13:44I don't know.
00:13:45Hey, sorry.
00:13:58This has gotta go.
00:14:00Seriously? It's motivational.
00:14:08Honestly, it's kinda like college duty.
00:14:11Oh, let's go. I'm like a one-man army out here.
00:14:14Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:14:15Okay, never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based.
00:14:18You'll make a chloramine gas.
00:14:20Seriously?
00:14:22Oh, sick!
00:14:26Not mattress on the floor.
00:14:29Yeah, no headboard.
00:14:31Just keep breaking them.
00:14:32Do you need a demonstration?
00:14:34I need your credit card.
00:14:36How about I take you to dinner instead?
00:14:40Oh, oh, Chase.
00:14:42I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage.
00:14:45I can put them up for you if you like.
00:14:47There's another rule for you.
00:14:49You know what's good for you?
00:14:50Stay out of my room.
00:14:52Hmm.
00:14:53Trust me, that's the last place I wanna be.
00:14:57I'm sure.
00:15:07Come in.
00:15:12Sorry I'm late.
00:15:14I expected as much.
00:15:15You've always kept your mother and I waiting.
00:15:19You were two weeks past your due date.
00:15:21Okay, I apologized. What do you want?
00:15:23I want you to get serious about your future, son.
00:15:26Have you given any more thought to Oxford?
00:15:29I told you I'm not interested.
00:15:31Do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer?
00:15:34I don't wanna be an academic, Dad.
00:15:35I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again, but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD program.
00:15:42Oh, so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying?
00:15:47I should never have let you join that fraternity.
00:15:50I want you out.
00:15:51I am not a child.
00:15:53You can't tell me what to do anymore.
00:15:55Maybe not.
00:15:56But I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense.
00:16:00You don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account and putting into this distraction?
00:16:05If I see so much as a charge for a six-pack, I will shut your accounts down.
00:16:14And in the meantime, I will urge you.
00:16:24I'm getting used to this whole pita thing.
00:16:28Okay, house meeting right now. That means you out. You're not a member of this house.
00:16:43Out!
00:16:45Excuse me.
00:16:53The fuck was that?
00:16:55Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut.
00:16:57Listen to me, boys. We gotta get serious about what we bring to campus.
00:17:00Everybody needs to step up.
00:17:02We gotta do 25% for philanthropy, plus bills and house dues.
00:17:06I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
00:17:08My dad is out for blood. He'll do anything to...
00:17:16Fucking hell.
00:17:18Chase.
00:17:20If you need help with the bills, just tell us.
00:17:23We're brothers.
00:17:25You don't have to do this alone.
00:17:26And it's not Charlotte's fault.
00:17:28This place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here.
00:17:31You need to go apologize.
00:17:32We need to go apologize.
00:17:33We need to go apologize.
00:17:35What now?
00:18:00Come to yell at me some more?
00:18:02I wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:18:03I had a shit day and I took it out on you.
00:18:07It wasn't fair.
00:18:11Apology accepted.
00:18:13You know, when I'm having a bad day, I cook.
00:18:17You cook every day.
00:18:20I've had a lot of bad days.
00:18:26Come here.
00:18:26What do I do with this?
00:18:34Take out that frustration.
00:18:38Fine.
00:18:41No, not like that.
00:18:44What?
00:18:45Like you mean it.
00:18:47Look like this.
00:18:49Doctor.
00:18:50There you go.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:53That's perfect.
00:18:55Stop.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:56Stop.
00:19:02Now try it.
00:19:09I think I'll pass on a salmonella.
00:19:12Thanks.
00:19:12Mr. President, afraid of a little batter.
00:19:17Okay.
00:19:21Hey, babe.
00:19:24Well, hello there.
00:19:26You're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
00:19:29Yes.
00:19:30I'm Raven.
00:19:30Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart.
00:19:33So, what's your name?
00:19:36Charlotte.
00:19:38I'm almost done with this.
00:19:40You can have some when it's done, if you want.
00:19:42Is that dark chocolate?
00:19:45The guys hate dark chocolate.
00:19:47They've seemed to like it fine.
00:19:49I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:19:53Why don't we go upstairs?
00:19:54I have council business to discuss.
00:19:57I think you're showing up now.
00:20:15Oh, you better pass.
00:20:17And it's a burnish, right?
00:20:20What's this thing?
00:20:21Come on.
00:20:21Hey.
00:20:22Morning.
00:20:23I'm about to start breakfast.
00:20:24Who here wants eggs?
00:20:25I made breakfast already.
00:20:26Gotta keep my boys happy.
00:20:28Oh, my God.
00:20:29But I totally forgot about you.
00:20:31No leftovers.
00:20:32Maybe.
00:20:33Oh, um.
00:20:35That's fine.
00:20:36I can make something.
00:20:37Would you mind cleaning up, too?
00:20:39I've got my hands full.
00:20:40Oh, it's raining!
00:20:42Yes!
00:20:43See you, baby!
00:20:45Sure, yeah.
00:20:46Ugh.
00:20:46You're the best.
00:20:52You're going down, part two.
00:20:56You're spying on me?
00:21:12I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy.
00:21:15I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement.
00:21:18She's not my girlfriend.
00:21:20We fuck sometimes.
00:21:21That's all.
00:21:24Is that a blush?
00:21:26So innocent.
00:21:28You're not a virgin, are you?
00:21:30That's none of your business.
00:21:33Thank you very much.
00:21:34What?
00:21:47I can feel you staring.
00:21:49What do you want?
00:21:51Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:54It's complicated.
00:21:57I'm all ears.
00:21:58I was living with my best friend, but she got into this top culinary program called RCA.
00:22:12We were supposed to go together, but I got waitlisted.
00:22:19I never applied for housing, and here I am.
00:22:23Go on.
00:22:28Tell me how stupid I am.
00:22:30How only an idiot wouldn't have a backup plan.
00:22:33How unfair it is that you have to suffer because of my bad decisions.
00:22:40I wouldn't call it suffering.
00:22:43No?
00:22:44I mean, yes.
00:22:46Your endless optimism is very annoying.
00:22:50And if anyone from the school found out you were living here, we'd all be on our asses.
00:22:54But the boys are happy.
00:22:59And the house has never been cleaner.
00:23:02So.
00:23:07Does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
00:23:09Not a chance, sunshine.
00:23:11Why?
00:23:12It's gross.
00:23:13No, it's not.
00:23:16You're ridiculous.
00:23:28Attention!
00:23:29Attention, everyone.
00:23:30I officially call forward Charles Withers on the behalf of Crokington Game Night.
00:23:37Oh, schon wieder spiel.
00:23:39Men do not need games to drink.
00:23:42Only boys do.
00:23:42Uh, nine.
00:23:44It's my turn to pick.
00:23:46Ah.
00:23:46Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:23:47Charles.
00:23:48She's our guest of honor.
00:23:50She gets to pick.
00:23:51Fuck it.
00:23:52Pick a game?
00:23:53I like Monopoly.
00:23:57I like Monopoly.
00:23:57No, Charlotte.
00:23:59Not that kind of game.
00:24:01This is very serious work, Charles.
00:24:04Mm-hmm.
00:24:05Passed down by our Greek forefathers for generations.
00:24:07Gentlemen.
00:24:09Gentlemen.
00:24:11Lady.
00:24:12This is King's Cup!
00:24:15What the fuck, bro?
00:24:27Bro, you always pull the jacket.
00:24:29You make the shittiest rules.
00:24:30What can I say?
00:24:31The King's Cup gods, they favor me.
00:24:35A new rule.
00:24:37Sudden death pall.
00:24:38Whoever sinks it is to kiss Charles.
00:24:42As rule maker, I will go first.
00:24:44Okay, relax, big guy.
00:24:45She's not a piece of meat.
00:24:47Nobody touches her.
00:24:48Excuse me, you are not the boss of me.
00:24:51I defend my own honor.
00:24:54How about this?
00:24:55If I sink it, I don't have to kiss any of you.
00:25:00Hmm?
00:25:01You know what?
00:25:02Fair is fair.
00:25:04Rack'em, princess.
00:25:04Oh, my gosh.
00:25:15That's a damn shame.
00:25:18Ready to fall in love, gorgeous?
00:25:20Yes.
00:25:21Chase, you're up.
00:25:43Pass.
00:25:44What are you, chicken?
00:25:45Chicken?
00:25:48Oh, my God.
00:25:49Fuck.
00:25:58Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:26:01Okay, Mr. Sneaky.
00:26:07What are you?
00:26:09Chicken?
00:26:09Chicken?
00:26:09Am I interrupting?
00:26:16Not at all.
00:26:31My turn.
00:26:36Four.
00:26:37Of course.
00:26:40Drink up, Charlotte.
00:26:53Darren, I wanted to...
00:26:54Oh, my God!
00:26:55I'm so sorry!
00:26:56I'm just...
00:26:57Okay.
00:26:58All right.
00:26:58Okay, I'm sorry.
00:26:59Okay.
00:27:07Uh, did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:18Darren, I never would have...
00:27:21I didn't know you had someone over.
00:27:24Uh, yeah.
00:27:25Yeah, that's Val.
00:27:27She's in my Cal class, and I've been kind of flirting for a couple months now.
00:27:31I finally got the courage to ask her out, and...
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:37She seems really sweet.
00:27:39She is.
00:27:40She is.
00:27:40But now she thinks maybe you are coming in because you and I are...
00:27:46What?
00:27:47No, she has to understand that I...
00:27:49I can't tell her you're living here.
00:27:52It's fine.
00:27:53What are you working on?
00:27:54It's...
00:27:56It's for boys in the buff.
00:27:57I'm playing with the menu.
00:27:59Wait.
00:28:01Let's...
00:28:01Go back.
00:28:03How can I fix this?
00:28:05I know you didn't mean it.
00:28:08It's fine, really.
00:28:21Uh, hi.
00:28:23Hey.
00:28:24So...
00:28:26You want to talk about the other night?
00:28:30Or...
00:28:30What's there to talk about?
00:28:33Maybe how we almost kissed and you've been avoiding me ever since?
00:28:36I haven't been avoiding you.
00:28:38I've been busy.
00:28:39Right.
00:28:40Making the world's saddest sandwiches.
00:28:42What's wrong with ham and cheese?
00:28:53Where'd you learn to cook anyway?
00:28:54My mom.
00:28:58She was one of the best chefs in the country, actually.
00:29:01So she taught you?
00:29:04Um, not exactly.
00:29:07She died when I was young.
00:29:09But I watched every video she was ever in.
00:29:12And she had this notebook full of recipes and notes.
00:29:17I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:29:18I'm sorry.
00:29:19I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:29:20Jesus.
00:29:22How are you...
00:29:23You know, you're always so...
00:29:25Happy.
00:29:28Um, better to be happy than miserable.
00:29:31Right?
00:29:31What about you?
00:29:36Is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scout?
00:29:41It's, you know, family stuff.
00:29:43Not like you, though.
00:29:48Shit.
00:29:48That came out wrong.
00:29:49I'm sorry.
00:29:50Your dad's Dean Tucker, right?
00:29:54It can't be easy.
00:29:55Yeah, he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless.
00:29:59All careers are important.
00:30:00Not to him.
00:30:01He hates them in a frat.
00:30:03Leading a frat?
00:30:05How about your mom?
00:30:07She left us a long time ago, but whatever.
00:30:10I mean, if you love to cook so much, why not just follow in your mom's footsteps?
00:30:15I tried.
00:30:17She was in that RCA program I told you about.
00:30:20But I obviously didn't get in, so...
00:30:23So are you giving up?
00:30:24I'm not good enough.
00:30:28Okay?
00:30:31Let's just leave it at that.
00:30:42Okay, so I made you these talking points.
00:30:44These are the projections for the boys and the boys.
00:30:46I've handled the pitch before.
00:30:47Yeah, but this is Whole Foods.
00:30:48This is going to level up our whole event.
00:30:50I know that.
00:30:51I got it.
00:30:54Yes, Chase is very much interested.
00:30:59Well, yes, I know this is a massive opportunity, not only for him, but for our school as a whole.
00:31:06I could not agree more.
00:31:08Well, I have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him.
00:31:12I see.
00:31:13Believe me, Chase is not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
00:31:16I'm very glad to hear that.
00:31:17Yes, yes, we'll speak soon.
00:31:24Cassandra?
00:31:27Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:31:29Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements.
00:31:32Will do.
00:31:33So I want to start off with squash blossoms, candied bacon, maybe oysters for cocktail hour.
00:31:41Moving on, cucumber soup is very in, and a classic French onion.
00:31:45For manes, we do monkfish, roasted quail, or duck.
00:31:49Mm-hmm.
00:31:51What about vegetables?
00:31:54I'm so proud of you for asking.
00:31:57I'm still toying with ideas.
00:32:00Hey.
00:32:01How'd it go?
00:32:02Not good.
00:32:03We took the meeting because of my last name, but he was on his phone the entire time.
00:32:07We'll have to find another sponsor.
00:32:08Fucking hell.
00:32:09Hey, I did what I could to help.
00:32:12What are you doing?
00:32:13Playing chef?
00:32:14Not playing anything.
00:32:16I'm trying to salvage our philanthropy.
00:32:19You'd think our president would be trying to do the same.
00:32:22You got something to say?
00:32:23Obviously.
00:32:25So say it.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:28Come on.
00:32:29Forget the meeting.
00:32:30You'll get him next time.
00:32:33Let's go out.
00:32:34I think we could all blow off some steam.
00:32:36What do you think?
00:32:41All right.
00:32:43Good idea.
00:32:56What are you drinking?
00:33:03Daiquiri sounds good.
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:07We could eat beers and eat shots of tequila.
00:33:09You got it.
00:33:10You are such a stereotype.
00:33:12You can get stuff that tastes good.
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:15I'm not here because I want it to taste good.
00:33:17Here to get drunk.
00:33:18You are just a fun sucker.
00:33:20Just call me a fun sucker?
00:33:22I did.
00:33:23You don't know fun.
00:33:24And you do, huh?
00:33:26Tell me, Sunshine.
00:33:27What do you do for fun?
00:33:31There's that blush again.
00:33:32What kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:34Hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:47Oh!
00:33:48All right.
00:33:49All right.
00:33:49All right.
00:33:50Come on, next step.
00:33:51It's my turn.
00:33:52Let's go, sweet cheeks.
00:33:54This should be good.
00:33:55I'm terrified.
00:33:56Can't wait for this.
00:33:57Okay.
00:33:58Any day now.
00:33:58Stop.
00:33:59All right.
00:34:00Dinner's won.
00:34:02All right.
00:34:04Dinner's won.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:10Boo!
00:34:11Show off.
00:34:12Fuck you guys.
00:34:13Next round, on me.
00:34:15Hey!
00:34:16The Charles!
00:34:17The Charles.
00:34:21Hello.
00:34:23Could I have eight shots of tequila, please?
00:34:26And put it on Withers.
00:34:28How's it going?
00:34:38Good.
00:34:40I'm Wolf.
00:34:42You, uh, you around here?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Just not really a bar girl.
00:34:47Not really a bar girl?
00:34:49What kind of girl are you?
00:34:51In this moment?
00:34:52Yes.
00:34:53A very tipsy one.
00:34:54Very tipsy one.
00:34:55Wow.
00:34:56Wow.
00:34:58Let me help you with those, then, okay?
00:35:00Are you sure?
00:35:01I insist.
00:35:04Okay.
00:35:05Thank you very much.
00:35:06You're very welcome.
00:35:08Alrighty, let's go.
00:35:10Where did you even come from?
00:35:12I'm serious.
00:35:12What fucking planet are you from?
00:35:14Guys, this is Wolf.
00:35:16Get the fuck away from her.
00:35:22Chase, what the hell?
00:35:24What is your problem?
00:35:25Yeah, chill out, man.
00:35:26Go away, little dog.
00:35:29Nice accent.
00:35:30You should go fuck off back to the fatherland.
00:35:32Okay, which strings did he touch, huh?
00:35:34Okay, I don't know.
00:35:35What is going on?
00:35:36Don't you dare come near her again.
00:35:37What are you, her keeper?
00:35:38Chase, what is your problem?
00:35:40Stay out of this, Charlotte.
00:35:40No!
00:35:41You are not the boss of me.
00:35:43Or anyone here, for that matter.
00:35:47No.
00:35:47Charlotte.
00:35:48Charlotte.
00:35:48Is Raven here?
00:35:52Or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore?
00:35:55Leave her alone, too.
00:35:56The men of SIGCHI will gladly take her off your hands if you'll trade her out.
00:36:00Talk to either of them again.
00:36:01And I swear to God, you'll regret it.
00:36:03We'll see.
00:36:04Oh, come on, baby.
00:36:08Come on, baby.
00:36:08You know what I want.
00:36:10Oh!
00:36:20Darren, please tell me you brought the Advil.
00:36:22Uh, it's Chase.
00:36:23I just wanted to check up on you, but if you want Darren, I could go get him.
00:36:28Uh, no.
00:36:33I think I'm officially a one-glass-of-wine-at-dinner kind of girl.
00:36:37Not shots.
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40Um, I'm sorry I yelled at you before.
00:36:44Yeah, what was that?
00:36:45Wolf and the SIGCHI guys have a reputation of spiking drinks.
00:36:49Oh, my God, seriously?
00:36:51Yeah, they're not good guys.
00:36:53The school just lets them get away with it?
00:36:55They have some of the biggest donors on campus.
00:36:57I mean, the Ballard Business School is literally named after Wolf's family.
00:37:01Oh, that is so messed up.
00:37:04Oh, my God.
00:37:05Hey, hey, you're okay.
00:37:18All right.
00:37:22Don't look at me.
00:37:32It's just a little puke.
00:37:33Evan said the best of us.
00:37:34Oh, it's so embarrassing.
00:37:36I'm pretty embarrassed.
00:37:38Here.
00:37:38You take care of everyone else here, so...
00:37:42Time that someone returns is a favor.
00:37:43Thank you for everything.
00:37:58It's not a big deal.
00:38:00Yes, it is.
00:38:06I have to go.
00:38:07I have to go.
00:38:07Boys, food's ready.
00:38:33Yeah, ooh, baby!
00:38:35Okay, quiet breakfast.
00:38:37Yes.
00:38:39Quiet.
00:38:40I'm over, are we?
00:38:41A little.
00:38:42Mm-hmm.
00:38:43You'll get used to it.
00:38:44So, I met the owner of the bar last night.
00:38:48We totally hit it off.
00:38:50Whoa, seriously?
00:38:51You were hammered.
00:38:51He was hitting on you?
00:38:52No, not like that.
00:38:53Okay.
00:38:55He wants to sponsor you guys.
00:38:56He's donating $5,000.
00:38:58Is that okay?
00:39:06I was just trying to help, but if you don't think it's a good idea...
00:39:08No, it is.
00:39:09I just kind of stole my thunder.
00:39:12I got us a sponsor who's going to donate $10,000.
00:39:15What?
00:39:16Hey!
00:39:17That's incredible!
00:39:19Oh, my God, I knew you could do it.
00:39:21Oh, my God, I knew you could do it.
00:39:21Oh, my God, I knew you could do it.
00:39:22Yeah!
00:39:23Ha, ha!
00:39:25That's good.
00:39:28Chase, wait up.
00:39:31Yo.
00:39:32I want to talk to you about the deal you made.
00:39:33Oh, it's great, right?
00:39:34I'll send you all the info tonight.
00:39:36No.
00:39:37I'm the treasurer.
00:39:38Why would you sign anything without talking to me first?
00:39:40And I'm president.
00:39:41Look, we needed a sponsor.
00:39:43I found one.
00:39:44What's the big deal?
00:39:45You'll still be the point for future contracts.
00:39:46So, president means you get to do whatever you want to without consulting anybody?
00:39:50You get to make your own rules, but you don't have to follow any of them?
00:39:53What are you talking about?
00:39:54Don't play dumb.
00:39:56Charlotte.
00:39:57You said she was off limits, right?
00:39:59That's your rule?
00:40:00Now you're flirting with her?
00:40:01I mean, you're practically fucking drooling over her.
00:40:04If she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:40:06I like her.
00:40:06She's not fair game, Everett.
00:40:08She's not game at all.
00:40:09Why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus, yeah?
00:40:12Big guy?
00:40:22It's open.
00:40:23Is it safe?
00:40:28Yes, you dork.
00:40:30Come in.
00:40:36So, how are things going with Val?
00:40:41Uh, yeah, they're not.
00:40:43Um, I haven't asked her out again.
00:40:46I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
00:40:48I promise you are not the kind of guy that makes a girl uncomfortable.
00:40:54You really like her, don't you?
00:40:57Uh, she's so smart and really ambitious.
00:41:05You know, and she's so creative.
00:41:06She made this Galadriel costume for Comic-Con, and she's amazing.
00:41:13Oh my god, Dee.
00:41:15If you really like her this much, you can't just let her go.
00:41:19You have to ask her out again.
00:41:24I have an idea.
00:41:25You're inviting her to Boys in the Buff.
00:41:32Let me help.
00:41:42Ever been to a frat party?
00:41:44We don't need frittatas.
00:41:45Maybe you do.
00:41:46Maybe less people would throw up in your lawn if they got something in their stomach besides alcohol.
00:41:52Besides, this will be good for Boys in the Buff.
00:41:53Yeah, I don't really think stale beer pairs well with, uh, salmon biscuit.
00:41:58Well then, splurge on better beer.
00:42:01Did-
00:42:02You just laughed at my actual joke.
00:42:04Okay, not because it was funny.
00:42:06It's just very you.
00:42:08You might not want to admit it, Chase Tucker, but you like me.
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:13Liking and not hating?
00:42:16Two very different things.
00:42:18Oh my god.
00:42:20Chase, what are you-
00:42:27What the hell is going on here?
00:42:33Chase?
00:42:34Care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:42:38Raven, don't.
00:42:39The girl you said was ruining the frat?
00:42:41You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:42:43This is none of your business.
00:42:44I don't think so.
00:42:44This became house business the second you told everyone that she's off limits.
00:42:49You said that?
00:42:50I just didn't want you to come in between the brothers.
00:42:52I didn't want there to be any fighting.
00:42:54Not that she's anything worth fighting over.
00:42:59I'm not your property that you can make decisions for.
00:43:05What is your problem?
00:43:06I don't like to share.
00:43:27Bites like these and many others will be served next weekend at Boys in the Buff dinner.
00:43:31Buy your tickets at the front.
00:43:32Naked guys, crab cakes, what more could you ask for?
00:43:42Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
00:43:45Yeah, sure.
00:43:46So, how are you feeling?
00:43:57I don't know.
00:43:59I guess, weirdly violated.
00:44:04Look, I don't want to defend the guy, but it makes sense.
00:44:08I mean, this is a frat house.
00:44:12I mean, we're all a bunch of dogs and you...
00:44:15You are the most beautiful girl any of us have ever seen in our lives.
00:44:23Come on, Everett, I'm serious.
00:44:26So am I.
00:44:27I mean, if Chase hadn't been so adamant, I...
00:44:33I would have told you sooner.
00:44:36I just...
00:44:38What, you...
00:44:39No, we're friends.
00:44:42Yeah, of course we are, but...
00:44:44Obviously, I like you.
00:44:46A lot.
00:44:47Yo, we need more punch.
00:44:53Oh, shit.
00:44:54Um, I have to go refill the punch.
00:44:56Um, let's talk later.
00:44:58Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:45:03I don't want your persona.
00:45:05I just want to be real with you tonight.
00:45:09Can I have you alone now?
00:45:12There you are.
00:45:12Look, I need to talk to you, all right?
00:45:14I want to explain.
00:45:15Explain how you weirdly tried to control who I see?
00:45:17Go ahead.
00:45:19Explain to me how it's any of your business who I hook up with.
00:45:22That's my decision, Chase.
00:45:24So you want to, then?
00:45:25You want to hook up with someone in the house?
00:45:27That's not the point.
00:45:30I know you don't like me.
00:45:32That you think I'm a danger to your precious brotherhood.
00:45:35I just don't understand why.
00:45:38What did I do to you?
00:45:40What did you do to me?
00:45:42You drove me fucking crazy.
00:45:43Well, right back at you.
00:45:45Hey, come on.
00:45:46I do like you, okay?
00:45:50It's killing me how much I like you.
00:45:52How much I want you.
00:45:55You want me?
00:45:57More than anything.
00:45:58Okay.
00:45:58What about the rules?
00:46:26Fuck the rules.
00:46:28Fuck the rules.
00:46:35Wait, where are we going?
00:46:36The room.
00:46:37Oh, I thought I wasn't supposed to go to your room if I knew it was good for me.
00:46:40Where did I tell you about the rules?
00:46:42Pick a side or feet up.
00:46:49Are you fucking kidding me?
00:46:51I knew it.
00:46:54Damn it.
00:46:55Now I lost him 20 bucks.
00:46:57What?
00:46:58You guys bet on us?
00:46:59He got the vibes between you two.
00:47:00I just didn't think of the balls to do anything.
00:47:02It isn't funny.
00:47:03They broke the rules.
00:47:04They gotta go.
00:47:05What?
00:47:06I have to leave?
00:47:06No, no.
00:47:07You're not going anywhere.
00:47:07So what?
00:47:08Your own rules don't apply to you?
00:47:11Fucking hypocrite.
00:47:12All right, uh, V's up.
00:47:13It's not like we actually want Charlotte or Chase to go.
00:47:16I'm sorry.
00:47:16It just happened.
00:47:18Get off me.
00:47:20House meeting.
00:47:20First thing tomorrow.
00:47:21So, as you guys know, last night, Chase and I-
00:47:41Won me $20.
00:47:43Thank you, Prez.
00:47:45Kissed.
00:47:46Right.
00:47:47So are you guys together now?
00:47:48All right, come on.
00:47:49Can we not do this?
00:47:49What do you intend with Charlotte?
00:47:51I don't know.
00:47:52You should know.
00:47:53Is this just casual?
00:47:55I feel like she deserves a know up front.
00:47:57Guys, we're just getting to know each other as more than housemates.
00:48:01Let's all take a breath.
00:48:04And what if he breaks your heart?
00:48:06And what if I break his?
00:48:10We're taking it one day at a time, okay?
00:48:15Seriously?
00:48:17That's it?
00:48:19This is ridiculous.
00:48:21Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:48:23He needs to be held accountable.
00:48:25Guys, come on.
00:48:31Fuck this shit.
00:48:32Come in.
00:48:40About earlier.
00:48:45Um, that was...
00:48:47Intense.
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:52Maybe you were right in the first place.
00:48:54I don't want to cause a fight.
00:48:56He'll be fine.
00:48:57Is that normal for him?
00:48:59When he doesn't get his way.
00:49:01Look, I don't want to talk about him.
00:49:06I want to talk about us.
00:49:09Yeah.
00:49:10Or rather, not talk.
00:49:12Um, I think...
00:49:25What are you thinking?
00:49:30Never mind.
00:49:31You promised me if I made these salmon biscuit things for you, that you would play me in Fortnite.
00:49:41I'm cashing in.
00:49:42You're up.
00:49:43Are you kidding?
00:49:44I'll be right there.
00:49:46Seriously?
00:49:46Maybe we should get to know each other away from six other guys.
00:49:54What, like a date?
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:57Like a date.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Like a date.
00:50:02Okay, this is dumb.
00:50:15I shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos.
00:50:18Let's go.
00:50:18It's okay.
00:50:19Don't overthink it.
00:50:22I don't normally.
00:50:24So we're trying to get to know each other, right?
00:50:28Ask me anything.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:30Um, where are you from?
00:50:33Not too far.
00:50:34I grew up in Central California with my dad.
00:50:37Are you guys close?
00:50:39Kind of.
00:50:40He's been really struggling since my mom died.
00:50:43If I'm honest, never felt like there was enough room for me to also be sad.
00:50:50I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:50:52What about your dad?
00:50:54Did you tell him you got the sponsorship?
00:50:57I want him to see it at the event.
00:50:58I don't know.
00:51:01Maybe if he sees it all together, then he'll get it.
00:51:04Well, even if he doesn't, you did an incredible job.
00:51:09You know that, right?
00:51:13And it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes.
00:51:17It's your life.
00:51:19And you get to follow your passion.
00:51:26Did I cross a line?
00:51:27I like talking to you.
00:51:30I want to impress you.
00:51:32And this isn't very impressive.
00:51:36You're kidding, right?
00:51:39Chase, do you realize how intimidating you are?
00:51:42To you?
00:51:43The young Julia Child?
00:51:45How do you know about Julia Child?
00:51:47I might have Googled some important culinary figures.
00:51:51Mm-hmm.
00:51:52I just didn't think you'd want to hear about me only being into Guy Fieri and his cars.
00:51:58I watched Triple D all the time.
00:52:01Did you know he was a major donor to restaurant staff during lockdown?
00:52:06And I love his 1968 Camaro.
00:52:09Well, in that case, what do you say we go back to the house?
00:52:16Put some on in the background.
00:52:29Ready to have us, I'm for it.
00:52:31Oh.
00:52:33There are some things I wish I never saw.
00:52:35Get out of here.
00:52:36But it's fortnight time.
00:52:37Charlotte, you promise.
00:52:39Please?
00:52:42You weren't kidding about no privacy, huh?
00:52:48Okay, I'm coming.
00:52:51Oh, my God.
00:52:55Okay.
00:52:57Fine.
00:53:02Oh, my God.
00:53:03Oh, my God.
00:53:04Oh, my God.
00:53:05Oh, my God.
00:53:07Oh, my God.
00:53:07Oh, my God.
00:53:09Well, well.
00:53:10Hello, boys.
00:53:13What's all this?
00:53:15Promotion.
00:53:16I'm going to set up on the quad.
00:53:17Get the word out about that fundraiser for our philanthropy.
00:53:20Oh, yes.
00:53:21Naked dinner.
00:53:22It's not, we have these, like, we have these, like, underwear, like, briefs and aprons.
00:53:27You know, bow ties.
00:53:27You know, the bow ties.
00:53:28Yeah.
00:53:28Yeah.
00:53:29Classy event.
00:53:30Do you know how this is going to look, Chase?
00:53:33It's going to look like we're raising money for kids without lunches.
00:53:36It's going to look like we're helping them.
00:53:37This is not helping.
00:53:39You're just making a fool out of yourself.
00:53:42And who's paying for this event?
00:53:45We have sponsors.
00:53:46It's legit.
00:53:48Dean Tucker, if I may.
00:53:50It's actually a great idea.
00:53:52It's huge in Europe for events.
00:53:55Although they tend to have a more open acceptance than most men here.
00:53:59Yeah, this is true.
00:54:00In Germany, we have no fear of penises.
00:54:03We love some.
00:54:05Just wait, it's going to...
00:54:06Charlotte, don't.
00:54:08And who exactly are you?
00:54:12This is Charlotte.
00:54:13She's a friend.
00:54:16A friend?
00:54:17Are you in some sorority as well?
00:54:20She's the chef.
00:54:21She'll be cooking everything for our event.
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:25Chef.
00:54:27What happened to Charles something or other?
00:54:30That new boy?
00:54:31He's at class.
00:54:32He'll be back later.
00:54:33Oh.
00:54:34What's he studying?
00:54:35English.
00:54:37Well, at least one of you has some decency.
00:54:41Well, I best be going.
00:54:43You enjoy yourself while you can, Chase.
00:54:47Goodbye, son.
00:54:50All right.
00:54:51Let's get these poses on a clod.
00:54:54We need to talk.
00:54:57We're kind of in the middle of something here.
00:54:58I've had some time to think about it, and I trust that we both enjoy what we've got going on here.
00:55:12So, I don't care if you see other people.
00:55:15Just...
00:55:16Not her.
00:55:20It's not really your call.
00:55:21You're not my girlfriend.
00:55:23You can't make those kind of demands on my...
00:55:24Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
00:55:27It's her or me.
00:55:33Seriously?
00:55:33I think...
00:55:35Maybe this thing between us has run its course.
00:55:40Okay?
00:55:40Things are complicated now.
00:55:41I need to focus on the house.
00:55:44You think you can just get rid of me?
00:55:46I'm still sweetheart.
00:55:48I'm not leaving my boys behind.
00:55:49I'm not asking you to.
00:55:51I just think that you and I are...
00:55:53We're still your sister house.
00:55:54That is, unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with us, too.
00:55:57We don't.
00:55:59Everything, besides us, stays the same.
00:56:03Well, in that case, why don't I give you a hand?
00:56:09No, you do not need to...
00:56:10I insist.
00:56:29Damn!
00:56:30My bad, bro.
00:56:32Look out.
00:56:33I'm sorry about them.
00:56:36Oh, thank you so much.
00:56:38Appreciate it.
00:56:39Um, we're hosting this event.
00:56:42It's called Boys in the Bath.
00:56:43You should come.
00:56:46Hi!
00:56:47Come to Boys in the Bath on February 5th.
00:56:58School!
00:56:59I saw the hands up!
00:57:00Here you go, beautiful.
00:57:03Hey, what'd I tell you about talking to her?
00:57:05So protective.
00:57:07How does that make you feel, Raven?
00:57:10You're ready to come to us yet?
00:57:11I'd never step foot in your disgusting frat.
00:57:15Oh, okay.
00:57:16So we're listening to rumors now.
00:57:19Speaking of, I heard one that...
00:57:21There's a girl living in Theta Row.
00:57:25Doesn't that go against pan-Hellenic rules?
00:57:27You don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:28Then why has Charlotte been seen leaving the frat every morning?
00:57:32You need to leave, Wolf.
00:57:35Do you jump back to bed?
00:57:36Or are you someone's kept little house slut?
00:57:39Don't you ever speak to her like that!
00:57:45What the fuck?
00:57:46So much for no drama.
00:57:50You're gonna regret that.
00:57:52You're fucking right.
00:57:53Still defend her honor, but not mine.
00:58:00Come on, Raven.
00:58:01You know we love you.
00:58:02Not as much as your new plaything.
00:58:05Little Miss Sunshine here turned all of you against me.
00:58:08I didn't do anything.
00:58:09Hey, I thought we agreed to keep things civil, Raven.
00:58:11But you know what?
00:58:12If you're gonna go that route,
00:58:13maybe we do need another sister sorority.
00:58:16What the fuck, Chase?
00:58:18Not your decision.
00:58:20We vote on shit like that.
00:58:21I deserve better than this.
00:58:27Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
00:58:33Fuck it.
00:58:47Thank you for sticking up for me.
00:58:50But violence is never the answer.
00:58:55Chase, I don't want you getting in trouble
00:58:56or ruining relationships for me.
00:58:58Stop.
00:58:59We're not gonna let Raven or that idiot ruin this.
00:59:01You're good for the frat.
00:59:04For the boys.
00:59:06Am I any good for you?
00:59:09Are you any good for me?
00:59:10Charlotte, I...
00:59:12No one has ever believed in me like you do.
00:59:15No one has ever stood up to me the way that you do.
00:59:18Or made me laugh the way that you do, or...
00:59:21Made you nicer.
00:59:22God, what'd I do for you alone right now?
00:59:39Shit.
00:59:40What?
00:59:46What is it?
00:59:48Well, that's my old roommate, Cassie, in the RCA admissions advisor.
00:59:51Hold on, I don't want them to see me.
00:59:53Why not?
00:59:54Because I'm embarrassed.
00:59:56Okay?
00:59:56That was my mom's old advisor, too.
00:59:58I was supposed to be in easy acceptance, and I...
01:00:02I wasn't.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:04I wasn't good enough.
01:00:05Maybe now's your time.
01:00:06I mean, I'm sure it could have been that bad, Sunshine.
01:00:07Don't pressure me, Chase.
01:00:09I'm going home.
01:00:09Come in.
01:00:31Hey.
01:00:33I saw your runoff, but Chase wouldn't explain.
01:00:35You okay?
01:00:36It's not important.
01:00:38Do I need to beat him up for you?
01:00:39I was actually going to come find you.
01:00:48So, this is what I've been working on for Val.
01:00:56The one ring?
01:00:59So, the donut is chocolate-plated in edible gold, and you can bring it to her during dessert.
01:01:08This is amazing, Charles.
01:01:09Are you sure you'll have time for this?
01:01:12I told you I'd fix it.
01:01:15You need a big romantic gesture to win your dream girl back.
01:01:18You're the best.
01:01:22I'm so glad you moved in.
01:01:26Though, is it weird to give her the ring that's the symbolization of evil?
01:01:29Don't stop.
01:01:32Okay.
01:01:33So, I just have to pick up a few remaining things at the store, and then we're all set for the party.
01:01:37No, no, no, no.
01:01:38Send me a list.
01:01:39I got it.
01:01:41Seriously?
01:01:42That would be a huge help.
01:01:44Um, let me get you some cash.
01:01:47Don't worry about it.
01:01:47Chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time.
01:01:50Plus, Evan and I have access to his card.
01:01:51Okay, cool.
01:01:55Of course.
01:01:56Oh, my God.
01:02:12I'm so sorry.
01:02:13I didn't realize someone was in here.
01:02:14Hand me that towel.
01:02:19Here.
01:02:19I didn't see anything.
01:02:23Well, I did.
01:02:25But not for very long.
01:02:27Oh, I don't mind.
01:02:31In fact, I want you to see.
01:02:42I'm still mad at you, you know.
01:02:45What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:02:47Wake it up, kid.
01:02:48Maybe say you're sorry.
01:02:54What if I show you instead?
01:03:06Take a shower with me.
01:03:07I would give up all my money.
01:03:12I would trade all of my gold.
01:03:15I would trade all of my gold.
01:03:21A reminder, dinner is seven courses.
01:03:24Every second counts.
01:03:25Yes, Chef!
01:03:26We are going to have to work together as one machine.
01:03:30Um, Chef.
01:03:31I may have lost the uniforms.
01:03:35They are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms.
01:03:40Yes.
01:03:42Chase, Miguel, Austin, Darren, you'll arrange tables out back.
01:03:47Tristan and Vincent, you'll follow with decor.
01:03:50Remember that it's...
01:03:51Fish pork, dinner pork, salad pork, on the left.
01:03:54Excellent.
01:03:56Everett, you are in the kitchen with me for prep.
01:03:58Family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive.
01:04:02Ready?
01:04:04Yes, Chef!
01:04:06Yes, Chef.
01:04:08Let's do this.
01:04:09Please, take your shit.
01:04:15Okay.
01:04:17Oh, nein.
01:04:18Das Glas kommt oben rechts hin.
01:04:20Nein, da kommt das Weinglas hin.
01:04:23Das geht rechts.
01:04:26Halt die Klappe!
01:04:26Oh, immer wieder mit...
01:04:28Halt, dein Klapp!
01:04:29Oh, you're giving me a headache with that shit.
01:04:31Please.
01:04:32Oh, speaking of loud, by the sounds of last night, you and Charlotte do good again?
01:04:37Oh, Jesus, Austin, that's basically our sister, dude.
01:04:41Yeah, no comment there, either.
01:04:42I'm just saying, I'm all for it.
01:04:45You are a lot easier to be around these days.
01:04:48I wasn't that bad.
01:04:49You were.
01:04:51So, uh, is she your girlfriend yet?
01:04:53Right.
01:04:54Like I tell any of you idiots before talking to her.
01:04:56Come on.
01:04:57Come on, bro.
01:04:58Just admit you really like her.
01:05:02Fine.
01:05:03Yeah, I like her.
01:05:04Happy?
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:05There you go.
01:05:06Whatever.
01:05:07Shut up.
01:05:08Come on.
01:05:08Let's keep this going.
01:05:09All right, boys.
01:05:15Uh, good.
01:05:16And then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown.
01:05:18Got it.
01:05:21Can we talk?
01:05:23You've been really short with me since the frat party.
01:05:26Yeah.
01:05:26I told you, I did a thing for you, and you blew me off and ran a chase, so.
01:05:36And what did you expect?
01:05:40Everett, I'm so sorry I made you feel that way.
01:05:42I, I just, if I'm being honest, I didn't think you were being serious.
01:05:51That's bullshit.
01:05:54You know, girls always say they want honesty, and then the second a guy finally gives it to
01:05:58them, they fuck off.
01:06:00Girls do want honest and nice guys.
01:06:02I like you, Everett.
01:06:04Everett, as a brother, as family.
01:06:07Family.
01:06:09Jesus, Charlotte.
01:06:11Go, Ev.
01:06:12Let's get changed.
01:06:15Wait, Ev.
01:06:18Are we okay?
01:06:21Sure.
01:06:21Thanks for coming.
01:06:31Seriously.
01:06:32Thank you, sir.
01:06:33Have some more drinks.
01:06:37Thanks for coming.
01:06:38Jesus Christ.
01:06:40Before you pass your final judgment, you should take a look at everything.
01:06:43I don't really think you want to know the entirety of my judgment.
01:06:47This is something only a child would do.
01:06:50A child?
01:06:50We had a goal, and we're exceeding it.
01:06:53I'm proud of what we're doing.
01:06:54You should be ashamed.
01:06:56Do you know what you're giving up?
01:06:58Not only your own future, but the future of our family.
01:07:02You know what?
01:07:02I knew you were never going to give it a shot.
01:07:04Never mind the incredible food or the donors.
01:07:06Oh, the donors.
01:07:08Oh, so you're paying for this with donor money?
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:11Well, then why did I just get a notification for a $600 charge from a specialty grocery store?
01:07:18What?
01:07:19I didn't buy anything.
01:07:21Then you're very careless, and you let someone else use it.
01:07:24I am tired of funding this frivolity.
01:07:27No.
01:07:28From this moment on, you're cut off.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30No, you can't do that, okay?
01:07:31I will pay you back.
01:07:33With what money?
01:07:35My own?
01:07:36No.
01:07:38I will give you one week to turn this over to someone else.
01:07:40I don't care who it is.
01:07:42And then you will accept Oxford's offer.
01:07:45If not, well, then good luck with your business ventures.
01:07:51Hey, have you seen Darren?
01:07:59Okay.
01:08:02You good?
01:08:03What's wrong?
01:08:04Have you guys been using my card recently?
01:08:06Uh, yeah.
01:08:06I used it yesterday to pick up some stuff that Charlotte needed for the party.
01:08:10I have the receipts.
01:08:11Fuck.
01:08:13Was I not supposed to?
01:08:15You said to use it for anything house-related.
01:08:16Okay, look, I didn't want to tell anyone this.
01:08:22But my dad wants me to leave the frat.
01:08:24He knows that money's the only control he has over me.
01:08:27And that card that you guys used is linked to my inheritance.
01:08:30You guys used it, he got notified.
01:08:32He found the perfect excuse to cut me off.
01:08:35Fucking hell.
01:08:37Why didn't you tell us?
01:08:39I was ashamed.
01:08:41All right?
01:08:41I thought I could handle it myself, but I just...
01:08:45We're your brothers, Chase.
01:08:46You should have come to us, and we could have...
01:08:48It's fine.
01:08:49I'll figure it out.
01:08:51Just...
01:08:51You have to tell the others.
01:08:53No.
01:08:54I said, it's fine.
01:08:55I will figure...
01:08:56Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Charlotte just cut herself.
01:08:57You need to help her ASAP.
01:09:03Hey, what's wrong?
01:09:04Are you hurt?
01:09:04I'm fine.
01:09:05I told Miguel not to come get you.
01:09:06These things happen in the kitchen.
01:09:08Oh, come here.
01:09:09Okay.
01:09:11You're such a drama queen.
01:09:13You need to be more careful.
01:09:14What's wrong?
01:09:17You're hurt.
01:09:19No, that's not it.
01:09:20I just...
01:09:21Look, I got into it with my dad earlier.
01:09:22All right?
01:09:23I really don't want to talk about it.
01:09:26There.
01:09:28Look.
01:09:30I'm here when you're ready.
01:09:34Oh, my God.
01:09:41I cannot be sanitary.
01:09:43Every time.
01:09:44Get out, man.
01:09:45I'd love to.
01:09:46But I can't find the cash box.
01:09:47What?
01:09:50What do you mean you can't find it?
01:09:52Miguel had it at the beginning of the night.
01:09:54He gave it to Tristan.
01:09:55And then he locked it up.
01:09:56Where did he lock it up at?
01:09:57It's a safe.
01:09:58In Chase's room.
01:10:00Think it was your dad?
01:10:01No.
01:10:02Chase, maybe now you should tell him.
01:10:03Look, my dad either wants me to drop the frat or he's cutting me off.
01:10:06But stealing our philanthropy earnings?
01:10:08No.
01:10:08No, that's not his style.
01:10:09Wait, you can't quit.
01:10:10The guys need you.
01:10:11I have no choice.
01:10:12If he cuts me off, I can't afford tuition.
01:10:13They're quitting on us?
01:10:14I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
01:10:15Just give me a minute.
01:10:16God.
01:10:16Okay, okay.
01:10:18One thing at a time.
01:10:20The cash box.
01:10:21Who has access?
01:10:22It's the three heads of council.
01:10:24So it's me, it's philanthropy, it's...
01:10:26It's treasurer.
01:10:31You think Everett stole it?
01:10:32I don't know.
01:10:33No.
01:10:34There has to be some explanation, okay?
01:10:36He loves this fraternity just as much as you.
01:10:38He wouldn't do this.
01:10:39We have to find him and just...
01:10:41No worries, DT.
01:10:42He's right here, sir.
01:10:43You must...
01:10:47Is that one of you?
01:10:48No, shh!
01:10:50What a father.
01:10:53We were looking for you.
01:10:56Ah, Chase.
01:10:58There you are.
01:10:59Dad, what are you still doing here?
01:11:01I thought you left.
01:11:02Charles isn't your new roommate, is he, son?
01:11:06Well, I mean, of course he is.
01:11:07What are you talking about?
01:11:09No, it's been brought to my attention
01:11:11that your new roommate is a girl.
01:11:13Charlotte Withers.
01:11:15Uh, where is she?
01:11:19Huh.
01:11:20So, do you mind if I take a look around?
01:11:23Not at all.
01:11:25Classy outfit.
01:11:27You too, Dad.
01:11:28Nice tie.
01:11:30Boys.
01:11:32What's all this, huh?
01:11:34Uh, that's, uh...
01:11:36That's...
01:11:36That's mine.
01:11:37You use facial toner?
01:11:40Yeah.
01:11:40Yeah, yeah, I do.
01:11:42Well, just because it's pink,
01:11:43that doesn't mean man can use it, huh?
01:11:44That is not what I was involved.
01:11:45Well, it sounds like it.
01:11:46You know, I also use retinol, too.
01:11:48Oh.
01:11:48Yeah.
01:11:49You know, maybe.
01:11:51Just maybe.
01:11:52If you use it in your schedule,
01:11:54you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself.
01:11:56I'm just saying, T.T.
01:12:01Oh.
01:12:03What have we here?
01:12:04What is this?
01:12:06Ha ha.
01:12:07What are these products?
01:12:09Uh, we frequently have ladies over,
01:12:11and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of.
01:12:15And they're good for nosebleeds.
01:12:17Yeah.
01:12:17Nosebleed, huh?
01:12:18All right.
01:12:21That's enough.
01:12:22I'd like you to show me their room.
01:12:25Hmm?
01:12:33You're telling me a boy lives in this room?
01:12:36It's made up like a hotel.
01:12:39Charles is from a military background.
01:12:41They're very organized and precise.
01:12:42And this romance novel?
01:12:48Hmm?
01:12:49He's an avid reader.
01:12:51Ah.
01:12:52Ha ha.
01:12:56Oh.
01:12:57Oh.
01:12:57Oh.
01:12:58Oh.
01:13:00Where is she?
01:13:01That belongs to Charles, okay?
01:13:03He's a very, very generous lover.
01:13:06All right.
01:13:06You know, most women can't get off without external stimulation.
01:13:09Please.
01:13:10This...
01:13:10I know a woman lives here.
01:13:17In this room.
01:13:18I will be reporting this to the Pan-Hellenic Council,
01:13:21and Theta Rho will be shut down.
01:13:25Well done, Mr. President.
01:13:37Sir Costa's clear.
01:13:38Sir Costa's clear.
01:13:40Someone talked.
01:13:46I bet I know who.
01:13:47Look for anything.
01:13:50He's blocking my calls.
01:13:51Mine too.
01:13:55I still don't believe you'd do this.
01:13:57Come on, Charlotte.
01:13:57Open your eyes.
01:13:58He's been looking for a fight all semester,
01:14:00ever since you moved in.
01:14:01This is all my fault.
01:14:02No, it's not.
01:14:03I didn't mean it like that.
01:14:04You know it is.
01:14:05And it's not just that.
01:14:06Now the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
01:14:08This isn't on you.
01:14:09We all agreed to have you here.
01:14:10Uh, guys, I think you should see this.
01:14:13What is it?
01:14:15It's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account.
01:14:17What the fuck?
01:14:19The sender is the fraternity with my signature.
01:14:21He's trying to frame me.
01:14:22Somebody give me something.
01:14:29Anyone reach him?
01:14:30No.
01:14:30Where could he be?
01:14:31Doesn't his family live close?
01:14:33I can't believe he set me up like this.
01:14:35I would never steal from our charity.
01:14:37Okay, calm down.
01:14:38Nobody thinks this is your fault.
01:14:39Oh, yeah?
01:14:40Tell that to my father.
01:14:41And all the guests we had to send home.
01:14:42Oh, it's an unknown number.
01:14:43Maybe it's Everett.
01:14:46I have to quit.
01:14:48I mean, maybe if I do,
01:14:49he'll at least leave you guys alone.
01:14:50No, we'll figure this out, okay?
01:14:52Just don't quit on us.
01:14:53We got you.
01:14:57Was it Everett?
01:14:58No, it was RCA.
01:15:01Apparently, the advisor was here tonight.
01:15:03Not only that,
01:15:04they were so impressed with Boys in the Buff
01:15:06that they offered me an interview.
01:15:08Oh, shit.
01:15:09Oh, shit.
01:15:09They said to thank Mr. Tucker
01:15:12for making them see their mistake.
01:15:14Chase, you have something you want to tell me?
01:15:20Explain yourself.
01:15:23Look, we can't do this right now, okay?
01:15:25We could lose the house.
01:15:26I can get expelled.
01:15:26This isn't the time.
01:15:27I can't believe you.
01:15:28You deliberately went behind my back.
01:15:30I told you I wasn't interested in that life.
01:15:33Why not?
01:15:34I don't understand.
01:15:36I thought this would make you happy.
01:15:37I can't go into the program.
01:15:38What are you so afraid of?
01:15:40You didn't get in the first time.
01:15:41So what?
01:15:41Now you have a second chance.
01:15:43You love to cook.
01:15:44You're amazing at it.
01:15:45Cooking is what keeps me close to my mom.
01:15:52What if this ruins that?
01:15:54What if I realize
01:15:56that I'm a failure?
01:15:59That I'm nothing like her?
01:16:00Don't be ridiculous.
01:16:01Just do the damn interview, Charlotte.
01:16:03Oh, so my fears are ridiculous.
01:16:05Good.
01:16:05Good to know.
01:16:06I didn't realize you thought so highly of me.
01:16:08Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
01:16:09I need to find Everett.
01:16:11Fine, go.
01:16:12We can talk about this later, okay?
01:16:14Go!
01:16:15Yo, Everett.
01:16:33What the hell, man?
01:16:35Do you know what you've done?
01:16:38Tried to warn you.
01:16:40I told you that I thought you've been careless
01:16:42in running this frat into the ground.
01:16:44So you set me up.
01:16:45Had to do something to get your attention, right?
01:16:48You never listen to anyone.
01:16:50What are you talking about?
01:16:51How many times have I come to you
01:16:52with an opportunity
01:16:52and you've never given it a real chance?
01:16:54How the hell was I supposed to know
01:16:55when you were serious?
01:16:56Everything is a game or a joke to you.
01:16:58You want to get something done?
01:16:59You should have made sure I heard you.
01:17:01Instead, you stabbed me in the back.
01:17:03I didn't want to do this, Chase.
01:17:05You didn't leave me a choice.
01:17:08Croakington needs a new president.
01:17:10Right.
01:17:11Let me guess.
01:17:11You're just the man for the job, huh?
01:17:14You care about this frat so much?
01:17:15Why did you tell my dad about Charlotte?
01:17:17Just because she didn't want to fuck you?
01:17:19You go ahead and betray your brothers?
01:17:20It's not...
01:17:21I didn't rat on Charlotte living in the house.
01:17:23I would never.
01:17:25Please, don't lie now.
01:17:26Of course you're the one who told.
01:17:28There you go again.
01:17:30Not listening.
01:17:31I just said I didn't do it.
01:17:33He's telling the truth.
01:17:35It wasn't Everett who told Dean Tucker
01:17:37about your little slut.
01:17:39It was you?
01:17:40I mean, it was actually Wolf's idea.
01:17:43He wanted to take over the house
01:17:44for an extension for Sig Kai
01:17:46and make a deal with the Dean,
01:17:47but I don't think it's fair
01:17:48you boys get to have all the fun.
01:17:50I thought you cared about Croakington.
01:17:52How could you do this?
01:17:54To all the guys?
01:17:55I didn't do anything.
01:17:56You did.
01:17:57You chose her.
01:17:59Over me?
01:17:59Over your brothers?
01:18:01So this is revenge?
01:18:02Because I broke it off?
01:18:03Not exactly the sweetheart
01:18:04you thought I was, huh?
01:18:06You should have known better
01:18:07than to fuck with me, Chase.
01:18:09I hope she's worth it.
01:18:11Can I beat him up now?
01:18:28He meant well.
01:18:41But he didn't listen to what I wanted.
01:18:44I hear you.
01:18:45I hear you.
01:18:47And he shouldn't have gone behind your back.
01:18:51But I kind of agree with him, Charles.
01:18:53You don't understand.
01:18:57I can't do it.
01:18:58Yes, you can.
01:19:00I've seen you cook.
01:19:02I've been fed by your cooking.
01:19:03You are incredibly talented.
01:19:05It's not that.
01:19:08What if I can't take the pressure?
01:19:12What if it makes me hate cooking?
01:19:14What if I lose the last connection
01:19:17that I have to my mom?
01:19:21What if...
01:19:22if I'm a disappointment?
01:19:24Do you really believe that?
01:19:36Hey.
01:19:37You could never be a disappointment.
01:19:41You hear me?
01:19:44And as for your mother,
01:19:46I bet she'd never want you
01:19:48to stop chasing your dreams.
01:19:51She'd never want you to live in fear.
01:19:54This is your life, Charlotte.
01:19:57You have to be the one to live in.
01:20:00And your mom will be there with you
01:20:02however and whenever you need her to be.
01:20:14I just need a minute.
01:20:15I just need a minute.
01:20:24I just need a minute.
01:20:24I just need a minute.
01:20:25I just need a minute.
01:20:26I just need you.
01:20:46Yes?
01:20:47Yes?
01:20:50Team Tucker, I wanted to reintroduce myself.
01:20:54Ah, the chef, huh?
01:20:57Charlotte, was it?
01:20:58Yes.
01:21:00And I'm the one who's been living at Theater Row.
01:21:03I knew it.
01:21:05I know my son was lying.
01:21:08I'm glad you came in here to confess.
01:21:10If you work with me, I think there is a way to keep this off your record.
01:21:14No.
01:21:14Um, I came to tell you that it's wrong how you're trying to go after the boys like this.
01:21:20Do you know that you two are in violation of campus policy?
01:21:24That's an old and dated rule to begin with, and you know it.
01:21:28They're wonderful.
01:21:29They're smart and courageous and resourceful.
01:21:33Your son, especially.
01:21:35I beg to differ.
01:21:38My son is a failure who cannot even be trusted with his own future.
01:21:43You think you know him?
01:21:46You don't know anything.
01:21:48I know that if you force him to quit, you'll lose him.
01:21:53You can help guide his path, but you can't decide it for him.
01:21:57Young lady, I am his father.
01:21:59Then act like one.
01:22:01He needs you.
01:22:02I'm sorry.
01:22:16I was just doing what I thought was right.
01:22:20For the frat.
01:22:22You should have talked with all of us then, Ev.
01:22:24If you were that unhappy, then we would have all had your back.
01:22:27I know. I fucked up.
01:22:31I got so mad, and I...
01:22:33I was jealous.
01:22:40No, it's not his fault.
01:22:42It's mine.
01:22:46Ev, it's right.
01:22:49I failed you as a leader.
01:22:52I don't listen.
01:22:53I make decisions without consulting.
01:22:56I let my personal life affect my role as president.
01:23:00All of which to say...
01:23:02I'm stepping down.
01:23:05It's the only way I can get my dad to drop everything about Charlotte
01:23:08and to leave this house alone.
01:23:11Not the only way.
01:23:14Your charter is safe.
01:23:16You're not going to lose the house.
01:23:17But my dad, he...
01:23:22I talked to him.
01:23:24I explained who I am and how important this place is.
01:23:30How important you are.
01:23:33He's agreed to let Theda Rho stand on one condition.
01:23:37I have to move out.
01:23:42What the fuck?
01:23:43Nein!
01:23:44You cannot leave!
01:23:45I have to.
01:23:47He's not going to write the report,
01:23:49but he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules.
01:23:52I'm not going to be the reason you guys lose the house.
01:23:54But you have nowhere to go.
01:23:58I'm not staying.
01:24:01I decided to take RCA's offer.
01:24:04Oh!
01:24:05Yes!
01:24:07Can you throw it?
01:24:08Congrats.
01:24:10Congrats, Charles.
01:24:13You deserve it.
01:24:14I wish you the best of luck.
01:24:16That goes for all you guys do.
01:24:21Oh, Everett.
01:24:23You're not going anywhere, man.
01:24:25You belong here.
01:24:26I stole from my best friend.
01:24:29And I put safety of the frat in danger.
01:24:35I don't deserve to be here.
01:24:36I said we put it to a vote.
01:24:42All in favor of Everett Stang.
01:24:44Aye.
01:24:44Aye.
01:24:45Aye.
01:24:45Aye.
01:24:46Aye.
01:24:48Thanks.
01:24:48Yes.
01:24:50That means the world to me.
01:24:54We all make mistakes, brother.
01:25:02Bring it in, baby!
01:25:03Bring it in, baby!
01:25:06You'll talk?
01:25:11Yeah.
01:25:12Uh, privately, I mean.
01:25:14Yeah.
01:25:33I need to apologize.
01:25:34I said some things that I never should have said.
01:25:39It's okay.
01:25:40You were mean, but you weren't wrong.
01:25:44You guys were about to lose everything, and I shouldn't have been trying to make it about me.
01:25:48But what I said wasn't okay.
01:25:50No, it wasn't.
01:25:52Which is why, if we're going to continue to date, we have to set some ground rules.
01:25:59You still want to date me?
01:26:03Yes.
01:26:05Under the condition that you'd never go behind my back like that again.
01:26:11Talk to me.
01:26:13Don't try and control me.
01:26:15I promise, Charlotte, I'll never do anything like that again.
01:26:25Rule two.
01:26:27You are required to make me dinner once a month.
01:26:31Mm-hmm.
01:26:32I'll even take boxed mac and cheese.
01:26:35Done.
01:26:36What else?
01:26:41Kiss me.
01:26:51Okay.
01:26:52I'm going to fall.
01:27:02You're not.
01:27:03Darren, what are you doing?
01:27:05Come on.
01:27:05Don't you trust me?
01:27:07Mm-hmm.
01:27:07Okay.
01:27:09Ready?
01:27:10Yeah.
01:27:10Oh, my God.
01:27:15What is all this?
01:27:17Is that schnitzel?
01:27:20What?
01:27:21Yes, that's right.
01:27:21What's going on, guys?
01:27:31We've got a very important proposition for you, Charles.
01:27:36You, Charlotte, have stolen the hearts of every guy here, some more than others.
01:27:42But we all voted, and we want to make you croakings and sweetheart.
01:27:47What?
01:27:49Guys, I don't even go here anymore.
01:27:50It's our house, our rules.
01:27:55Does this mean I get to know what croakington means?
01:27:57Don't push it.
01:27:57That's too much.
01:27:58I've got my own proposition.
01:28:00Would you, Charlotte Withers, be my girlfriend?
01:28:13Is that a yes?
01:28:29What do you think?
01:28:30I can't do it.
01:28:34Oh, she can't do it.
01:28:38Yeah, boy.
01:28:39Get a chase.
01:28:40Cool.
01:28:41Good.
01:28:41Cause I'ma let you out, I'ma let you in
01:28:46So you cover me
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