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00:00:00How's it going guys? Now today I am hosting another Sidemen sleepover. We had so much fun last time
00:00:06I've decided to buy a brand new house and I'm gonna host it there
00:00:10We've got loads of fun activities and challenges to keep the boys entertained throughout the night
00:00:15With the only rule being you cannot fall asleep. And just like that, the first guests were arriving
00:00:24Hello. Oh, what a nice house this is. What a lovely sleepover we're about to have. Pervert in the bush
00:00:29A cameraman. This is special. Something's happening.
00:00:33Can I ring it for you? Go on then. What kind of knock would you do?
00:00:38Bars. Good knock. I want him to open that.
00:00:40Oh he did! Hello, hello, hello. Hello boys. Hello, welcome.
00:00:45Hi. Hi. Can we sleep over? Who? Sleepover. Oh, you can sleep over.
00:00:50Oh, thank you. Can you see Boba? I was like, who's Boba?
00:00:53It's so old. Thank you sir. It's so old.
00:00:56Can we come in? No, no, we're still setting up in there, but I can show you the rest of the house.
00:00:58Oh, okay, let's go. So we couldn't come in?
00:01:00No, I can't come in yet. No. I got you. Someone pre-ordered a drink.
00:01:03Oh, I did. Yeah, thanks. There we go. There we go.
00:01:04Oh, wow. What a nice view though. Oh, it is.
00:01:05Oh, that's gorgeous. That is really nice.
00:01:07Oh, Harry, congratulations on all the success, mate. That's lovely.
00:01:10So you bought him the second house already?
00:01:12Oh my goodness. It's a to-do list.
00:01:13Yeah, yeah, it's fish.
00:01:15Build a fart. Bring a frog to Harry.
00:01:17Fart. Oh yeah, that's a fun one.
00:01:19If you play paddle, but in the utility room.
00:01:20We can bring you a frog.
00:01:21If you bring me a frog, I'll do a stim for you.
00:01:23A stim? Is that anyway?
00:01:24I'll do a stim.
00:01:26These aren't cringe as well. It's just really cool.
00:01:28Eat the animals.
00:01:28Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the animals.
00:01:30Yeah, you want to see the animals yet?
00:01:31Ducks? We just walked in, mate.
00:01:33I also gave everyone a nice envelope full of cash
00:01:36so they could spend it throughout the night on whatever they fancied or gamble it.
00:01:40Um, Randy, I bet you're like a fiver.
00:01:42Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that the doorbell?
00:01:44Oh, my friends are here.
00:01:45I used to brush my teeth from my finger, innit?
00:01:48Did you know they used to do that?
00:01:51Back in when you-
00:01:52Back when what?
00:01:54Whoa, no, back when we were young.
00:01:58Oh, no, it is JJ and Toby.
00:02:00They've just got-
00:02:01Shut up, what was it?
00:02:02Fucking hell.
00:02:06Sound the panic alarm or something.
00:02:07Oh, you're sick.
00:02:09I love goats.
00:02:10Oh, that donkey's really cute.
00:02:11That donkey's got eyeliner on.
00:02:13I'm going to have to take pictures for the missus because she really likes this.
00:02:15Oh, yeah, good point.
00:02:18Hey, bro.
00:02:19Hello, guys.
00:02:19Nice to show up.
00:02:20Yeah.
00:02:21Come in, come in, come in, come in.
00:02:23Uh, well, let me put each other around.
00:02:25Lounge.
00:02:26Is that Vic?
00:02:26Nice.
00:02:27Yeah, he's going through a hard time at the moment.
00:02:28He's been staying here for a few weeks.
00:02:30Fair.
00:02:30Yeah, a few weeks.
00:02:31Yeah, he's back on the drink again.
00:02:33Yeah, yeah.
00:02:34But he'll be all right.
00:02:35Yeah.
00:02:35I'll show you that in a sec.
00:02:36That's all the-
00:02:37That's a bit of a fun room.
00:02:38Yeah, I built that myself.
00:02:39Oh.
00:02:39Harry, can I have a drink, please?
00:02:41What did I tell you, Vic?
00:02:44You're off for two weeks, brother.
00:02:48Don't waste your time on me.
00:02:50You're all ready.
00:02:52Oh, yes.
00:02:55Are you looking for doggies and horses or just horses?
00:02:57Yeah, this will fuck me up if I say it too long.
00:02:592,000 pound of fish, these ones.
00:03:01Do you reckon they eat Harrybo's?
00:03:02Please don't poison the fish.
00:03:04Well, they want to.
00:03:05Now, you lot probably won't enjoy-
00:03:06Oh, he's alive.
00:03:08Oh, hello.
00:03:08How are you doing?
00:03:09Cheers, mate.
00:03:10Cheers, cheers, cheers.
00:03:11Is there alcohol in that?
00:03:11There is alcohol in that.
00:03:12I know, I know.
00:03:13I know he's dirty.
00:03:14Harry!
00:03:16Wait.
00:03:17He's-
00:03:17Hi.
00:03:18Hey.
00:03:18Hi, friends.
00:03:19Simon.
00:03:20You actually want to see this as well, by the way.
00:03:21Look, I've got animals now.
00:03:22I've got pets.
00:03:23He's got some donkeys.
00:03:24You've got ducks.
00:03:25Oh, the piggy.
00:03:26I forgot how ugly my pig is, lads.
00:03:28Sorry.
00:03:29Pumba.
00:03:29Pumba the pig.
00:03:30Hello.
00:03:30It's Rassonsi Ash.
00:03:31Baker.
00:03:33You can barely walk nowadays.
00:03:35He's fucked.
00:03:37That's prime bacon, if I've seen it, mate.
00:03:40That's gotta get sent.
00:03:41There's two more friends arriving.
00:03:43No.
00:03:44Oh, who could they be?
00:03:44They're pretty bad ones, but they are coming.
00:03:47But I've got something to show you down at the bottom of the garden, if you want to come quick.
00:03:49Get going.
00:03:50Oh, is that the bottom of the garden down there?
00:03:51Oh my god, is that a fucking zipline?
00:03:55It's a fucking death trap, by the way.
00:03:59This is nuts.
00:04:00Hold on, hold on.
00:04:00Hold on tight, brother.
00:04:02It's getting in my arse.
00:04:02Oh, fair.
00:04:03Wait, wait.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:04That's a big one.
00:04:06You're a huge fan.
00:04:07I'm not a big fan.
00:04:08I'm not a big fan.
00:04:10Oh, my god.
00:04:10It's a big fan.
00:04:11It's a big fan.
00:04:12Oh, my god.
00:04:12Oh, my god.
00:04:13It's a big fan.
00:04:14Oh, my god.
00:04:14Oh, my god.
00:04:15Oh, my god.
00:04:16Bez.
00:04:17Bez.
00:04:18Bez.
00:04:19Oh, no.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:29Oh.
00:04:29Yeah.
00:04:30Right, should I go back?
00:04:31That was on the to-do list.
00:04:32Yeah, so you basically stand up there
00:04:34by the golf balls, hit it off the Sidemen tiles
00:04:38into the hole.
00:04:39It's impossible.
00:04:40Can you give an example shot of how this golf thing goes down?
00:04:43You want to see an example?
00:04:44You want to see it right now?
00:04:45Can I ramp the RC car?
00:04:45Oh, he's going to do it.
00:04:46Oh my god, he's going to do it.
00:04:47First time.
00:04:48Oh!
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:51Oh!
00:04:51Oh!
00:04:52Oh my god.
00:04:53See, it's doable.
00:04:55Oh my god.
00:04:57It's doable.
00:04:59It's doable.
00:05:00I heard that.
00:05:01That gives us all hope.
00:05:02Oh!
00:05:03It's doable for sure.
00:05:05Damn it.
00:05:05Pretty cool.
00:05:06That would have been a classic side of the thing, bro.
00:05:09If he dunked it on that, I would have shit my little pants.
00:05:14Boys, all I'm going to do is just hold forward.
00:05:16Wait, Tobi just passed.
00:05:17Brace, brace!
00:05:18Because it doesn't like, it moves too fast to turn.
00:05:20Brace, brace.
00:05:21Are you ready?
00:05:22Give us a count now.
00:05:23I'm trying to watch.
00:05:24And then, three, two, one.
00:05:29One.
00:05:31Brace, brace.
00:05:33Oh, fucking hell!
00:05:36Oh my god.
00:05:37Oi, that nearly killed off.
00:05:39Fucking hell!
00:05:40I'm getting down with power.
00:05:41Oh my god.
00:05:42I felt it to shit.
00:05:43Ah!
00:05:44That nearly killed off.
00:05:45It skimmed me.
00:05:46It skimmed me.
00:05:47He got Randy's armor.
00:05:48Ah!
00:05:49Three, two, one.
00:05:52Ah!
00:05:53Oh no!
00:05:54Oh, Jesus!
00:05:55Oh, well.
00:05:56It would have cleared out.
00:05:57Yeah, it's done.
00:05:57That cleared you, bro.
00:05:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:59That's done, that's done, that's done.
00:06:00Just if he nearly died.
00:06:03What if you start from like, well, obviously, we'll do it again, but if you start from like,
00:06:05I mean, give it a go without anyone there.
00:06:07Oh, I can't do that.
00:06:08I didn't hit anything.
00:06:13What's happened?
00:06:14I just can't actually do it.
00:06:19When I realised, my legs weren't going at high, I just gave up.
00:06:23Yeah!
00:06:24Oh!
00:06:25Well done.
00:06:26Cool.
00:06:27Run, run, run.
00:06:28No, no, I can't do that.
00:06:29Go on.
00:06:30No, no, no, no.
00:06:31Go on, run.
00:06:32No, no, honestly, test this new body of yours.
00:06:35It's the same one, bro.
00:06:37It's the same body.
00:06:38It's the same body.
00:06:39Test that new rig.
00:06:40It's the same body.
00:06:41Good vibes.
00:06:42You know, everyone's, almost everyone's here.
00:06:45Well, he took us on a house tour, didn't show us any other house.
00:06:49He showed us the games room, he showed us the animals, and he showed us the garden.
00:06:54Seems like a lot of fun.
00:06:55I just wish, wish it was during summer.
00:06:58It's already getting dark.
00:06:59What is this?
00:07:01Is it a secret mission?
00:07:03Swap shoes with someone.
00:07:06Interesting.
00:07:07The issue is, everyone has very small feet.
00:07:12Oh, my God.
00:07:13What's that open here?
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:16Say, feisty one you are.
00:07:18God, in the accent of Yoda.
00:07:20Oh, my God.
00:07:23Have you aimed at Frank?
00:07:25Slightly.
00:07:26Yeah, yeah.
00:07:27Yeah, yeah.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Have they broke the fucking...
00:07:30What has happened?
00:07:31He moved into the middle and then started leaning.
00:07:36Bro, I just saw your face changed.
00:07:39I was sitting on it.
00:07:40What happened?
00:07:41Why am I on the floor?
00:07:43What a gaff.
00:07:44Wowee.
00:07:45Now, this is an upgrade on the last sleepover.
00:07:48Thank God.
00:07:51Oh, my God.
00:07:52Oh, oh, oh.
00:07:53Oh, oh.
00:07:54Oh, oh.
00:07:55What?
00:07:56Oh, the doorbell.
00:07:57Oh, it didn't.
00:07:58Go on, Josh.
00:07:59Did you hear anything?
00:08:00I didn't hear a doorbell.
00:08:01Hello.
00:08:02Oh, my God.
00:08:03Hello, boy.
00:08:04Hello, boy.
00:08:05Hello, boy.
00:08:06No watches in this day and age, no?
00:08:10Nice to see you.
00:08:11Sorry we're late, bro.
00:08:13It's okay, bro.
00:08:14I was watching.
00:08:15He had to show me sideline at the time.
00:08:17Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:18All right, come on.
00:08:19Luckily, no, the first challenge is starting now,
00:08:21so come on inside.
00:08:22Oh, okay.
00:08:27The first challenge is plunder the pot.
00:08:30Oh.
00:08:31Not the first time Harry's done this.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33Not the first time he's done this.
00:08:34What?
00:08:35Not the first time he's done this.
00:08:36Come on.
00:08:37He's panicking.
00:08:38You got this, bro.
00:08:39You got this.
00:08:40Come on, come on.
00:08:41What is plunder the pot?
00:08:42This is a match of youth versus experience,
00:08:45so the five youngest will take on the five oldest.
00:08:48You two, me, Tobi, and JJ.
00:08:50Wait, am I part of the oldies?
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52Oh, no, we're dead.
00:08:53If you do me like you did me last time.
00:08:55Oh, that's a gross.
00:08:56Friendly fire is not on.
00:08:58Good.
00:08:59You're on.
00:09:00Actually, no, no, no.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:02No, no, wait.
00:09:03Friendly fire is on this time.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05Friendly fire is on.
00:09:06Wait.
00:09:07As in we can see-
00:09:08Actually, no, no, because JJ will kill you.
00:09:09Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:10Friendly fire is not on.
00:09:11Good.
00:09:12Good.
00:09:13Good.
00:09:14What a rollercoaster of emotions.
00:09:15There is one ceramic pot hidden around here.
00:09:19There is a second one hidden in a young girl's bedroom up in there.
00:09:24Shotgun, not that room.
00:09:25Yeah, we're in this one, right?
00:09:26You're on a young team.
00:09:27Sure, we'll take that one.
00:09:28Why do you have a young girl's bedroom in your house?
00:09:31All five of you.
00:09:33Who's that?
00:09:34Anyway, anyway, anyway.
00:09:36Anyway.
00:09:37The aim of the game, obviously, is to take out the other team.
00:09:40Take their ceramic pot back to your base.
00:09:43You've got to take the whole pot back.
00:09:44But if you break the pot, it's like a bomb.
00:09:47Your whole team dies.
00:09:48So don't break the pot.
00:09:49What if the other team break-
00:09:51My pot.
00:09:52If we break your pot.
00:09:53Sure, you can break the pot, but you can't physically attack them to break the pot.
00:09:55What if we accidentally drop our own pot?
00:09:57See?
00:09:58Sabotage.
00:09:59Sabotage.
00:10:00He said that already.
00:10:01Just don't fucking sabotage.
00:10:03Imagine this is your bedroom, and this is what it's become.
00:10:08A base camp for some really childish 30-year-olds.
00:10:11That's really odd.
00:10:12I see why you picked this base.
00:10:14There's no way to get in the pot.
00:10:16Boys, it's right there.
00:10:18Hoorah!
00:10:19It is right there.
00:10:20If we can get there first, they're stuck on a staircase.
00:10:22True that.
00:10:23True that.
00:10:24We just run at them.
00:10:26They're stuck in that room?
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:28Do we need someone to protect the pot?
00:10:29No, all out.
00:10:30Fuck the pot.
00:10:31Just go.
00:10:32Cool.
00:10:33The first tactic is to sprint at the door.
00:10:34If that fails, what's our plan B?
00:10:35What's our plan B?
00:10:36Never have a plan B.
00:10:37Never have a plan B.
00:10:38Prepare to fail.
00:10:39Fail to fail around.
00:10:40Prepare.
00:10:41Do we have any tactics here, lads?
00:10:42Shoot them up.
00:10:43It's every man for themselves, and I'll see you on the floor.
00:10:46I kind of like that.
00:10:47Just get out there and shoot them.
00:10:48Are we going in the front door?
00:10:50Just straight to this door, at the stairs.
00:10:52Do you actually want to just run to the door?
00:10:54Yeah, in worst case, we retreat.
00:10:55We come back here, we go again.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Oh, it's quite fucking treacherous getting down here.
00:11:02Well, they're going to be in the house, mate.
00:11:04Go camping in the spawn.
00:11:05Oh, fuck.
00:11:06They're in the house and ready, I think.
00:11:08Get out.
00:11:09Get out.
00:11:10Get out.
00:11:11Where?
00:11:12I got him, I think.
00:11:13Oh, no.
00:11:14No, no hit.
00:11:15Fuck.
00:11:16We're cornered.
00:11:17Can you close the door?
00:11:18Oh.
00:11:19Oh.
00:11:20Oh.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22Reach.
00:11:23Reach.
00:11:24Reach.
00:11:25Reach.
00:11:26Hit the one.
00:11:27Hit the one.
00:11:28We got pushed.
00:11:29We got pushed.
00:11:30Right.
00:11:31Well, this is it.
00:11:32We got a fucking standoff.
00:11:33Oh, god.
00:11:34We're fucked.
00:11:35Yeah, we're there.
00:11:36Yeah, we're there.
00:11:37Randy's dead.
00:11:38Randy's dead.
00:11:39Randy's dead.
00:11:40Oh, god.
00:11:41Harry's down.
00:11:42Harry's down.
00:11:43Harry's down.
00:11:44Keep pushing.
00:11:45Keep pushing.
00:11:46Push.
00:11:47Push.
00:11:48Push.
00:11:49Push.
00:11:50Push.
00:11:51Push.
00:11:52Push.
00:11:53Push.
00:11:54Push.
00:11:55Push.
00:11:56Get your beard.
00:11:57Get your beard.
00:11:58All right, boys.
00:11:59Ready?
00:12:00This is bad.
00:12:01I got shot in the eye.
00:12:02Straight in the eye.
00:12:03Boys, boys.
00:12:05My gun broke.
00:12:06Three.
00:12:07Two.
00:12:08One.
00:12:09Go.
00:12:11Wait, wait.
00:12:12Watch.
00:12:13Watch.
00:12:14Watch.
00:12:15Oh, he's there.
00:12:16He hit me.
00:12:17Hit me.
00:12:18Oh, yeah.
00:12:19I think so.
00:12:20I think so.
00:12:21I think so.
00:12:22Yeah, I hit you.
00:12:23Wait, wait.
00:12:24Oh, man.
00:12:25You got hit.
00:12:26Wait, wait.
00:12:27Push.
00:12:28They got hit.
00:12:29I never got hit.
00:12:30On god.
00:12:31On god, I didn't get hit.
00:12:32You go forward.
00:12:33You go forward.
00:12:34I'm getting teabagged.
00:12:35Go now.
00:12:36Go now.
00:12:37Go now.
00:12:38No, no, no.
00:12:39Watch him out.
00:12:40Holy shit.
00:12:41Holy shit.
00:12:42Holy shit.
00:12:43Holy shit.
00:12:44Holy shit.
00:12:45Holy shit.
00:12:46Holy shit.
00:12:47Did I get him?
00:12:48It's just me, Josh.
00:12:49I don't miss.
00:12:50You nearly aced, bro.
00:12:51I don't miss.
00:12:54You're out.
00:12:55Josh, I'm there.
00:12:56What?
00:12:57You got hit as well, no?
00:12:58It's 1v1.
00:12:59Did he get hit?
00:13:00No, he's not.
00:13:01He's not.
00:13:02They're lying.
00:13:03It's 1v1.
00:13:04They're lying.
00:13:05Oh, shit.
00:13:06That's not the noise you want to hear, bro.
00:13:08It's a 1v1.
00:13:10Josh, Josh.
00:13:13Get the pot.
00:13:14Get the pot.
00:13:15Young guns.
00:13:16Young guns.
00:13:17I'm off.
00:13:18Well, you got to get the pot.
00:13:19Go get the pot.
00:13:20Go get the pot.
00:13:21Be dead.
00:13:22Be dead.
00:13:23Be dead.
00:13:24Be dead.
00:13:25I'm up to.
00:13:26I'm going to be right back.
00:13:28Oh, shit.
00:13:29I just got teabagged.
00:13:31I smelt his asshole.
00:13:33I felt a hair go in my eye.
00:13:35Whoever hit me in the eye, fair dues.
00:13:36My bad.
00:13:37Like, you actually hit him right in the eye.
00:13:39That was me.
00:13:40It was good.
00:13:41I don't know how you guys died before they get in the room.
00:13:43Randy got shot on the ladder.
00:13:45What are you saying about this little bad boy, then?
00:13:47Let's go.
00:13:48All right, now, don't fucking drop it, mate.
00:13:50The only person you'll be blowing up is yourself.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54What if it explodes in there?
00:13:55Is it all right?
00:13:56Honestly, if you want to, if you want to sacrifice yourself, you can.
00:13:59Aye.
00:14:00Aye.
00:14:01Aye.
00:14:02Aye.
00:14:03Run, dude.
00:14:04Run, dude.
00:14:05Run, dude.
00:14:06Run, dude.
00:14:07Vic was cracking.
00:14:08Yeah, Vic was cracking.
00:14:09Okay.
00:14:10Little one nil to the young bucks.
00:14:11Oh, we're not doing it again.
00:14:12No, that's it.
00:14:13That's it.
00:14:14Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:14:15Okay.
00:14:16That was a good round.
00:14:17That was a good round.
00:14:18Your head shot from my GoPro is so funny.
00:14:19The gun is fucking on his head.
00:14:20I was like, I can't miss a point blank.
00:14:21Guys, it's your last chance to shop the sale.
00:14:24And you know what?
00:14:25The first 100 people who use the code W2S at checkout will get an extra 20% off their order.
00:14:31You're welcome, folks.
00:14:32Unlucky, guys.
00:14:33You failed to plunder your pot and your pot in and turn got plundered.
00:14:37And the losers.
00:14:38Yeah, you lost.
00:14:39Please vote for the worst member of your team.
00:14:42Oh.
00:14:43Who let you down?
00:14:44Who died first?
00:14:46Maybe me, but I took out him and him.
00:14:51I shot Harry round the corner.
00:14:53Calix, it sounds like you did fuck.
00:14:54Calix, it sounds like you did fuck.
00:14:56He was peeking round the corner.
00:14:57Bang.
00:14:58You got one.
00:14:59I got two.
00:15:00He got one.
00:15:01You're awful player right now.
00:15:02Yeah, I am.
00:15:03Low key though, JJ didn't kill us.
00:15:05Yeah, that's good.
00:15:06That's good.
00:15:07Should he be commended for that?
00:15:08Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
00:15:13You have been nominated as your team's biggest loser.
00:15:16Oh, no.
00:15:17So it was a little throwback.
00:15:18Oh, no.
00:15:19Not another one.
00:15:22Please put that on.
00:15:23Now, now, now, also hands in the air.
00:15:26We'll throw back to last video.
00:15:28Hands in the air.
00:15:29If you didn't roll your mic at the start of the video.
00:15:36You're the second count, my friend.
00:15:38No.
00:15:39You've got to have a two round move off.
00:15:44Good classic.
00:15:45I'm excited.
00:15:46It's always a good time hanging with the boys.
00:15:48Excited to see what Harry has up his sleeve.
00:15:50I think it's going to be awful this time.
00:15:52I think we should have stopped at the first one.
00:15:55Whenever there are sequels to things, they always flop.
00:15:58Hangover 2 just wasn't as good as Hangover 1.
00:16:02So that's the same for this.
00:16:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:05Consensual.
00:16:06I'll have consensual milking only, please.
00:16:07No, no.
00:16:08That one has to get done.
00:16:09I know.
00:16:10He likes it too much.
00:16:11On your knees, guys.
00:16:12You know the rules, right?
00:16:13You can't laugh.
00:16:14You can't even get on this.
00:16:15You're waiting to get down on it.
00:16:16It's so hard.
00:16:17It's so hard.
00:16:18All right.
00:16:19Moo.
00:16:20Moo.
00:16:21Moo.
00:16:22Moo.
00:16:23Moo.
00:16:24Moo.
00:16:25You're going to have to do two moves for that one, Vic.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27Two moves.
00:16:28How's that how it works if I laugh like Moo twice?
00:16:29It's a double move because you laugh.
00:16:30So is that the end of round one?
00:16:31End of round one.
00:16:32Is that how that works?
00:16:33Yeah.
00:16:34Yeah.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36If you laugh, you just moo more.
00:16:37Moo.
00:16:38One, one.
00:16:39One, one.
00:16:40One, one.
00:16:41Even he.
00:16:42Even he.
00:16:43Moo.
00:16:44Come on, man.
00:16:45Moo better.
00:16:46You've got to do two now.
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:48Second move.
00:16:49Second move.
00:16:50Second move.
00:16:51I'm going to leave you men to just figure this one out.
00:16:53Three moves left.
00:16:54Two.
00:16:55Two.
00:16:56Moo.
00:16:58Come on, man.
00:16:59Moo better.
00:17:00You've got to do two now.
00:17:01Second move.
00:17:02Second move.
00:17:03I'm going to leave you men to just figure this one out.
00:17:04Three moves left.
00:17:06Two.
00:17:07Every moo record.
00:17:08Moo.
00:17:09Moo.
00:17:11Moo.
00:17:13Moo.
00:17:14It's a moovie.
00:17:15Good game.
00:17:16Good game.
00:17:17Good game.
00:17:18Good game.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20Future KSI.
00:17:21Tell me I was right.
00:17:22Tell me I was right.
00:17:23Tell me I was right that this was going to stink.
00:17:28Lux and freeze you.
00:17:29You've got to do a zipline.
00:17:30Yeah.
00:17:31Surely, like, we just need to crack on with the video.
00:17:33Yeah, the zipline is the video.
00:17:34Yeah, let's go to the zipline.
00:17:35Let's go to the zipline.
00:17:36Can I get a...
00:17:37Moo?
00:17:40Moo.
00:17:42Yo, Cal, be careful.
00:17:43Whose horse is that?
00:17:44Oh, he's gone.
00:17:45Oh, he's fucking gone.
00:17:46Oh, God.
00:17:47Get after it, bro.
00:17:48All right.
00:17:49He's flying here.
00:17:50Now, put it down.
00:17:51My...
00:17:57Fucking hell.
00:17:58What the fuck is that?
00:18:00That is so sketchy at the end, by the way.
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:03You're going so fast.
00:18:04I don't know if Calyx will survive it.
00:18:06What?
00:18:07I sit on it.
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:09Oh, God, boys.
00:18:10It's a little bit scary.
00:18:11Yeah, wind upon the cocky.
00:18:12Now, stand on it.
00:18:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:14No, no, no, no.
00:18:15No, no, no.
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:17At the end, I'm going to fly.
00:18:18Brother, brother.
00:18:19I'm going to die.
00:18:20You're not.
00:18:21I did it.
00:18:22I'm much heavier than you.
00:18:23Without this.
00:18:24Go on.
00:18:25You're going to yank me.
00:18:26I'm not.
00:18:27Brother, please.
00:18:28We've been friends for the longest time.
00:18:29For God's sake.
00:18:30Come on.
00:18:31All right.
00:18:32Ready?
00:18:33Go.
00:18:34All right.
00:18:35Cool.
00:18:36Cal.
00:18:37Cal.
00:18:38Oh, my God.
00:18:39He's going to die.
00:18:40He's going to die.
00:18:41There was a lot of tension.
00:18:42No, no, no.
00:18:43He's going to die.
00:18:44He's going to die.
00:18:45He's going to die.
00:18:46He's going to die.
00:18:47He's going to die.
00:18:48Oh, my God.
00:18:49Oh, my God.
00:18:50Shit.
00:18:51Shit.
00:18:52Shit.
00:18:53Shit.
00:18:54Shit.
00:18:55What the fuck?
00:18:57Bring it back.
00:18:58Bring it back.
00:18:59What?
00:19:00What the actual fuck?
00:19:03Come to a Sidemen video, they said.
00:19:05It'll be fun, they said.
00:19:06Mate, you come in at some velocity.
00:19:08I just said, at the end, I was just like, you know what?
00:19:10I might be dead.
00:19:11You miss Calix and must die.
00:19:13Oh, fuck.
00:19:14I love that.
00:19:15Yeah.
00:19:16Calix really nearly died.
00:19:17Ah.
00:19:18All right.
00:19:19If this one goes in, I'll suck all of you off.
00:19:22All right.
00:19:23Josh.
00:19:24Josh.
00:19:25Josh.
00:19:26Josh.
00:19:27Josh.
00:19:28Josh.
00:19:29Josh.
00:19:30Oh, sorry.
00:19:31Oh, no.
00:19:32That's a shot.
00:19:33That means Josh is dead.
00:19:34Sorry.
00:19:35Oh, man.
00:19:36I'm so excited for this sleepover.
00:19:39I missed the first sleepover.
00:19:41What a time to be alive.
00:19:43The last one had some great moments.
00:19:45Josh obviously hitting a golf shot.
00:19:46That's something unheard of.
00:19:48I think I'm not going to add anything, but it'll be a good time.
00:19:53There is options for what we want to do next.
00:19:55Oh.
00:19:56You pick one.
00:19:57We have choice.
00:19:58You have choice.
00:19:59We can either build a fort.
00:20:01Punishment pool.
00:20:02That's a good one.
00:20:03You do punishment pool.
00:20:04Oh.
00:20:05Let's do punishment pool.
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:07So we did have a choice.
00:20:08It's in the games area.
00:20:09Can I have a drink or something?
00:20:10Yeah.
00:20:11The vibes are up.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:13There's no predicting this.
00:20:14It's Harry, really.
00:20:15There will be unpredictability, but there should be good vibes.
00:20:20Good vibes.
00:20:21I predict Harry on the verge of a breakdown, and I predict Bazinga and Freezy pulling his
00:20:28legs to get him to that breakdown slash meltdown.
00:20:31The first person hitting is Josh Zerker.
00:20:34What's the rules of punishment pool?
00:20:36So basically, if you pot a ball, you don't do a forfeit.
00:20:39Right.
00:20:40It's a good break.
00:20:42Oh.
00:20:43It's a good break.
00:20:44Oh.
00:20:45Oh.
00:20:46It's a forfeit.
00:20:47Forfeit.
00:20:48That was a good break, though.
00:20:49Forfeit.
00:20:50Your punishment is?
00:20:51Sorry.
00:20:52It's do a newt newt.
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:54Can you give me an example?
00:20:55Newt newt.
00:20:56You've got to put everything into this.
00:20:59Newt newt.
00:21:00He moved the ball, bro.
00:21:02Yeah!
00:21:03Well done, well done.
00:21:04Oh, you don't want to be-
00:21:05Watch this, I'm not even gonna hit the ball, bro.
00:21:07You have to hit the white first, yeah.
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:11Clean up.
00:21:12Confidence.
00:21:13Got the whole table in his hands.
00:21:14Oh, yeah.
00:21:17Is there anything you can't do?
00:21:19Foul.
00:21:19Can't hit the leg.
00:21:20Can't hit the leg.
00:21:25That's a mega forfeit now, if you can.
00:21:27We've had a nuke nuke.
00:21:29Oh!
00:21:32This is almost a perfect game, man.
00:21:34Randy, you're up next.
00:21:35Oh, I'm up next.
00:21:36Trick shot, man.
00:21:37Come on.
00:21:37Oops.
00:21:38Yeah!
00:21:40He wants a fourth hit.
00:21:41This guy likes being punished.
00:21:42Oh, no, that's a bad one.
00:21:44Read it out anyway.
00:21:44Do a shot of piss?
00:21:45No, do a shot of poo.
00:21:46It does say that.
00:21:47Wait, what?
00:21:49It does say, doesn't it?
00:21:50Why is that?
00:21:51It does say, do a shot of poo.
00:21:53Can I really go?
00:21:54No, no, you have to do a really-
00:21:55A shot you don't want to do.
00:21:56Ah, OK, sure.
00:21:57Yeah, I'll-
00:21:58Oh, I want to let's have a roll.
00:21:59Let's, let's, let's have a roll.
00:22:01Oh!
00:22:02Oh!
00:22:04You sure?
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:05Harry, I'm doing my poo shot.
00:22:06Yeah, it's a piss shot.
00:22:07What is the poo shot?
00:22:08That's a piss shot.
00:22:11No whiskey.
00:22:12No way.
00:22:13Oh.
00:22:14Oh, shot of poo.
00:22:15Shot of poo!
00:22:17Convince the crew that you've cut yourself.
00:22:19OK.
00:22:20What do you mean he has to show, though?
00:22:21Show him the cut.
00:22:22Here, look.
00:22:23No, I'll just scream.
00:22:24OK, cool, yeah.
00:22:25Ah!
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27Ah!
00:22:28Ah!
00:22:31Medic, yeah, I've cut myself.
00:22:33Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35Ah!
00:22:37Ah!
00:22:38Yeah, I was going to laugh at it.
00:22:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:40Start with.
00:22:41Ah!
00:22:42Ah!
00:22:44I was going to laugh at it!
00:22:45I was going to laugh.
00:22:46Sorry about it.
00:22:47I was going to laugh.
00:22:47I laughed because I was doing it.
00:22:48It was a forfeit!
00:22:50I'm sorry.
00:22:51I'm so sorry.
00:22:56Wait for it.
00:22:57Wait for it.
00:22:58It's not what you want.
00:22:59Do a forward roll while singing Shakira.
00:23:02.
00:23:07Hold up, hold up.
00:23:08That was a good one.
00:23:09That one's for Africa.
00:23:10You enjoyed that one, didn't you, Toby?
00:23:12Ethan, you're up next, mate.
00:23:14You enjoyed it, didn't you?
00:23:15You like that one, didn't you?
00:23:16And the people that aren't drinking that.
00:23:18Oh, tripping red.
00:23:19Whoa.
00:23:20Let's do a shot.
00:23:21Oh, wow.
00:23:22That was a better one, don't there.
00:23:25Can I have one Malibu Ulushock, please?
00:23:29Oh.
00:23:30Oh, yeah.
00:23:33I'm scared.
00:23:34You're sick of a lot, mate.
00:23:35Nah, that was your.
00:23:36Oh, what a shot.
00:23:37Oh, wow.
00:23:38Oh, wow.
00:23:43Was that intentional?
00:23:45Oh.
00:23:45Oh, hang on, hang on.
00:23:47Oh, sick.
00:23:48Forfeit times.
00:23:50Forfeit.
00:23:50They've played with it.
00:23:52Just spin the roll for you.
00:23:54World's biggest star jump.
00:23:56Oh, yeah, I've just got to do a massive star jump.
00:23:58What is this?
00:24:00What is this?
00:24:01Oh, yeah.
00:24:04Wow.
00:24:06You can hammer that, Disney.
00:24:11Good boy.
00:24:12Good boy.
00:24:13What's up?
00:24:14Good boy.
00:24:15Star.
00:24:16With the left hand as well.
00:24:18Oh, wow.
00:24:19I don't think it matters here, really.
00:24:21Fuck off.
00:24:22Oh, look at that.
00:24:23Oh, it's a tricky one as well.
00:24:24What's it going to be, Harry?
00:24:25Oh, no.
00:24:26This is quite a bad one.
00:24:27Do you want to erase the slur?
00:24:28No, no, no.
00:24:29Call someone and say they smell of poo.
00:24:31Okay.
00:24:32But they can't be here.
00:24:32Okay, I got this.
00:24:33Oh.
00:24:34Who's it going to be?
00:24:35I'm phoning Chip.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37Oh, he's going to be.
00:24:38Chip, bro.
00:24:39You stink of shit.
00:24:39Yes, big dog.
00:24:40You smell of shit, bro.
00:24:42Why is it?
00:24:43Poo.
00:24:43Wait, what did you say, Al?
00:24:44You smell of poo.
00:24:45I smell of poo.
00:24:46I smell of poo.
00:24:49Perfect.
00:24:50They've done it.
00:24:52Fucking hell.
00:24:53Come on, what a game.
00:24:55That's the prank call of the year.
00:24:56Yes.
00:24:57How wrong, bro?
00:24:59Prank call of the year.
00:25:01Fuck.
00:25:02Go on, you motherfucker.
00:25:03I don't know.
00:25:04Bounce, bounce, bounce.
00:25:05Oh, spin that wheel.
00:25:06Spin the wheel.
00:25:08You must flap like a bird until your next turn.
00:25:11Oh, my God.
00:25:12That's a long time.
00:25:13Yeah, good stuff.
00:25:14Good stuff, good stuff.
00:25:15Mind going over there and just doing it over there?
00:25:17Yeah, do it somewhere else, mate.
00:25:18Can you go and do it in the corner?
00:25:19He's got a wheel for us.
00:25:20Can you go over there, mate?
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22Can you go over there and do it?
00:25:23You know, we could just wait.
00:25:24Before you hit this, we could hit pause on the game and just go have some drinks, and
00:25:28then we'll come back and finish that in a bit.
00:25:30Yeah, pause the game.
00:25:31Should we hit pause on this?
00:25:32Yeah.
00:25:33All right.
00:25:34No, hit pause on the game.
00:25:35Yeah, hit pause quickly.
00:25:36But there's still more forwards to do.
00:25:37No, hit pause on the game.
00:25:38I've got some goals to play, I'll say.
00:25:39I'll get a drink.
00:25:40Yeah, why do you guys take a seat, man?
00:25:41Yeah, yeah.
00:25:42Well, basically, one of the forfeits in the punishment pool was to flap like a bird until
00:25:46the next round, and everyone just decided to stop playing.
00:25:48So I've now got to flap like a bird until I get them to play again.
00:25:53Randy?
00:25:54Yes?
00:25:55I have a question that could probably go in the video.
00:25:56Yeah.
00:25:57How do you shave your balls?
00:25:58Oh, interesting one.
00:25:59I would use a razor.
00:26:00Right?
00:26:01I would as well.
00:26:02Yeah, but you've got to lube up loads.
00:26:03Wait, what do you use?
00:26:04Wait, you lube up?
00:26:05Yeah, I'll use like…
00:26:07Shower gel.
00:26:08No, I'll use a…
00:26:09What do you call it?
00:26:10Shaving foam.
00:26:11Yeah.
00:26:12Play the forest and you've got to get the thorns out.
00:26:13I mean, do you guys like ripping hairs out of your ass?
00:26:16No.
00:26:17No.
00:26:18Oh, it actually sometimes does feel good.
00:26:19It does feel nice, doesn't it?
00:26:20Like when you're wiping your ass.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:22And then like a couple hairs come out and it's like a nice like, ooh.
00:26:24Ooh.
00:26:25Nice clump has gone.
00:26:26Yeah, I'm cleaning myself slightly.
00:26:27You guys should give like a big air go.
00:26:29Is anyone playing pool?
00:26:30Can someone play with me?
00:26:35Keep flapping.
00:26:36Keep flapping, boy.
00:26:38We're going to finish that at the end of the vid.
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:41Lads, my arms are killing me.
00:26:42But come on.
00:26:43What?
00:26:44Me and you are just going to sit and do forfeits on our own.
00:26:46Please, please.
00:26:47I can't do this much longer.
00:26:48I'll take the next shot, Harry.
00:26:50Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:26:51He's free.
00:26:52No, not yet.
00:26:53It's your turn.
00:26:54Next.
00:26:55Why is it my, why is it my turn?
00:26:57Until it's your go again?
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:59Oh.
00:27:00But Toby has to do a forfeit.
00:27:02Oh yeah, he does.
00:27:03What the fuck?
00:27:04I came here to help you.
00:27:05That's the problem.
00:27:06I came here to help you.
00:27:07That's the problem here.
00:27:08Fully commit to singing a line from a song.
00:27:10You are.
00:27:11Ooh.
00:27:12My fire.
00:27:14Come on.
00:27:15My one.
00:27:16Yeah, yeah.
00:27:17Whoa.
00:27:18Desire.
00:27:20Believe.
00:27:21Okay, stop.
00:27:22No, you finished the line.
00:27:23You're overdoing it now.
00:27:24You can't.
00:27:25You killed him.
00:27:26That's a big a forfeit.
00:27:27No, no, no.
00:27:28That's why it's your forfeit though.
00:27:30One line.
00:27:31Only one line.
00:27:32Just hurry up.
00:27:33We just sat in a weird like den doing forfeits with Harry.
00:27:36Just weird forfeits he's made up in his spare time.
00:27:39Like the world's biggest.
00:27:40Bro, stop talking about.
00:27:42Harry, who's your favourite Indian?
00:27:44You.
00:27:45You're my favourite Indian.
00:27:46Is that what you want?
00:27:49Right, okay.
00:27:50It's not a foul, but it's a forfeit.
00:27:52Oh, it's not a great one.
00:27:53Get waterboarded.
00:27:54Interesting.
00:27:56Hey, keep flapping my way.
00:27:57All right, here we go.
00:27:58Keep flapping.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:00All right, Harry, go for it, man.
00:28:06What?
00:28:07What?
00:28:08It went on my nose.
00:28:09Yes, it went on my nose.
00:28:11Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:28:12Who's go is it?
00:28:13My go.
00:28:14It's your go.
00:28:15You can stop flapping now.
00:28:16Thank you, Vic.
00:28:17Thank you, Vic.
00:28:20Oh, shit.
00:28:21The phone blocked you there.
00:28:22That was good.
00:28:23Stare at the wall until it's your turn again.
00:28:28No.
00:28:30No.
00:28:31You can't be helped.
00:28:32Going to the wall.
00:28:33I literally, I was willing to get waterboarded just for his stupid game.
00:28:36And now he's played himself.
00:28:38We freed Harry.
00:28:39What?
00:28:40We kept playing.
00:28:41And then he took a shot.
00:28:42And he missed.
00:28:43And his forfeit is to stare at the wall.
00:28:45Until he takes a shot.
00:28:46Until he takes a shot.
00:28:59It's the worst game ever.
00:29:01It's the worst game ever.
00:29:02The worst game ever ever.
00:29:04Do you want to know my forfeit?
00:29:06I spin it.
00:29:07And it just says, get waterboarded.
00:29:09What?
00:29:10What was Toby's?
00:29:11That's so funny.
00:29:12Toby's was sing a line of a song.
00:29:14So, you know, basically the same, right?
00:29:17Sing a line of a song and get waterboarded.
00:29:21The first time I felt bad for him,
00:29:23because like his game was not working.
00:29:25This time, he deserves this.
00:29:28How much cash you got left in your envelope?
00:29:31I can give you 20 quid.
00:29:32No.
00:29:40Vic was the banker and I waterboarded him.
00:29:44Oh, shit.
00:29:45I'm gonna have to just play with myself.
00:29:46I'm gonna play with myself.
00:29:47Just doing four fits by myself.
00:29:48Fine.
00:29:50Oh, no.
00:29:51Dance aggressively for 10 seconds.
00:29:57Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:30:04Taste all of us a word separately.
00:30:07The same word.
00:30:09Or thing.
00:30:10Or name.
00:30:11And give one of us the imposter.
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:13I'm gonna text you all a person.
00:30:14Famous person.
00:30:15You start.
00:30:16All right.
00:30:17Oh, shit.
00:30:19Ass.
00:30:20I hear it sort of.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:25It's me now.
00:30:26It's you now.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:28Goon.
00:30:30That's a bit ambiguous, that one.
00:30:31I can't lie.
00:30:32That one's, I don't even hear that, bro.
00:30:36Even in any realm, I can't hear that, bro.
00:30:39I've got a lot.
00:30:42Left.
00:30:43Man knows that you're clear, because that was my word.
00:30:47What, you didn't have my word done?
00:30:48No.
00:30:49Oh, I hear that.
00:30:50Hear that.
00:30:51Hear that.
00:30:52Hear that.
00:30:54This is how I know that you're on a different frequency, cuz.
00:31:01Act like a fish for 10 seconds.
00:31:03Ten.
00:31:05Nine.
00:31:06Eight.
00:31:08Six.
00:31:10Five.
00:31:11Three.
00:31:12Three.
00:31:13Two.
00:31:14One.
00:31:15One.
00:31:17Nah, I know you've got something crazy, bro.
00:31:20It's crazy that you should say that, cuz crazy is my word.
00:31:24I fucking hate that.
00:31:25Crazy is the word.
00:31:26Bro, I fucking know.
00:31:27Oh, shit.
00:31:28I'm fucking with-
00:31:30Yeah, I hear that.
00:31:35Horny.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37No, no.
00:31:41Goon, drool, and horny.
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:43Yo, Kurt.
00:31:44Get out of here.
00:31:45Get out of here.
00:31:46Get out of here.
00:31:47Get out of here.
00:31:49Get out of here.
00:31:50Can I get a hyphenation?
00:31:56Yes.
00:31:59Go on.
00:32:01Go on off.
00:32:03Pretend you've been hydraulic pressed.
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:18I'm going with-
00:32:19This guy.
00:32:20I'm going with the hyphenation.
00:32:21It's gonna be like 10 words.
00:32:23Break the net.
00:32:25Yes.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:28Ring.
00:32:30We have to make sure that the imposter doesn't get the person.
00:32:33So please be vague.
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:36This is the last word now.
00:32:37We had ring.
00:32:38North.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42All right.
00:32:43Time for you to-
00:32:44Let me guess.
00:32:45Josh is playing golf, yeah?
00:32:50Who you all voting for?
00:32:52Randy, bro.
00:32:53Goon, drool, and horny.
00:32:54Randy.
00:32:56Randy, you got any defense?
00:32:57It's not me.
00:32:58No, no, no.
00:33:00Three, two, one.
00:33:02Yeah, man.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04Randy, were you the imposter?
00:33:05No.
00:33:07What?
00:33:08Imposter?
00:33:09Raise your hand.
00:33:11Fuck.
00:33:12Well done.
00:33:13Do you know who it is?
00:33:16Is it Beyonce?
00:33:17Oh, well done.
00:33:18It is.
00:33:19I got it only because he said a ring.
00:33:22Oh, shit.
00:33:23Fuck.
00:33:24I was thinking Kim K, innit?
00:33:25I was thinking Kim K the whole time, bro.
00:33:27Yeah, break the net.
00:33:28Let's not be honest, that's different.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:30That's why I said break the net.
00:33:31You know when she did the magazine cover?
00:33:32She made sure she drew up.
00:33:33Yeah.
00:33:34I thought it was good.
00:33:35That's why I said break the net.
00:33:36And she makes me horny as well.
00:33:37There we go.
00:33:38Nice.
00:33:44Surely if I clear the table I get away with this.
00:33:53No.
00:33:54All right.
00:33:56The last forfeit.
00:33:58Do the most cringy thing you possibly can.
00:34:03Oh, what even is that?
00:34:04Oh, well, it's me the mighty munchkin.
00:34:13Yeah, all right.
00:34:14I'm leaving.
00:34:15I'm leaving this room now.
00:34:16Hey, hold on.
00:34:17Hello.
00:34:18How's he done that?
00:34:19I did every forfeit by myself.
00:34:24We've been creating content.
00:34:28They were bad ones too, right?
00:34:30Why do you look like you've seen some shit?
00:34:33What was the last one?
00:34:35What was I to do?
00:34:36I had to be a fish.
00:34:37I had to be a fish.
00:34:38I had to...
00:34:39What else did I have to do?
00:34:40You don't look wet.
00:34:41I had to pretend it was hydraulic pressure.
00:34:43I had to...
00:34:46We were going to be sat here going,
00:34:47nah, deep it, bro.
00:34:50I didn't know Harry's quite a freaky deaky guy.
00:34:53Look, he's got a little bathtub in his bedroom.
00:34:55And a mirror on the ceiling.
00:34:57God, this guy.
00:35:01Anyway, what's going on?
00:35:02Oh, sleepover.
00:35:03Yeah, I'm excited.
00:35:04These can always be fun.
00:35:05You never know what's going to happen.
00:35:06It's a Harry video.
00:35:07It could be good, it could be bad.
00:35:08I'm sure there'll be some punishment,
00:35:09so there'll be some weird games
00:35:10that we couldn't think of ourselves.
00:35:12Here for a good time and a long time.
00:35:14Next up, we're playing a game of shots.
00:35:16Now, I told everyone
00:35:17that there was three shots of vinegar
00:35:19mixed in with the rest being water.
00:35:21And the game is,
00:35:22you've got to drink it
00:35:23and not give away what you've had.
00:35:24However, the twist is,
00:35:26I made them all vinegar.
00:35:27So, let's see how everyone's poker face is.
00:35:29You've got to neck it straight away.
00:35:33Oh, yeah.
00:35:34Oh, I saw some shit there.
00:35:35He's hydrated.
00:35:36Who thinks he had vinegar?
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40I hope Randy gets some vinegar.
00:35:41I can't know.
00:35:43His eye is watering.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45I'm just crying due to my divorce.
00:35:48Oh, my God.
00:35:49Oh, my God.
00:35:50Who thinks it was vinegar?
00:35:53Ooh.
00:35:58What did you see?
00:35:59Right, vinegar.
00:36:00Ooh.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Water both.
00:36:09I think it might be vinegar.
00:36:10Someone smell his breath.
00:36:11Someone smell his breath.
00:36:12I'll vote vinegar.
00:36:13I'll vote it as well.
00:36:14I'll vote vinegar.
00:36:15Yeah, I'll get on it.
00:36:16I'll just have fun.
00:36:17I'll get on it.
00:36:18Yeah, fuck it.
00:36:25He's the hardest one to guess.
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:28Fuck.
00:36:29He's so good at this kind of shit.
00:36:30His eyes are like closing a bit though.
00:36:32I'll get on it.
00:36:33I'll get on it.
00:36:34Don't put it in.
00:36:35Don't put it in.
00:36:37You just told me you were going to vote water on everything.
00:36:39I know that.
00:36:40I'm not going to lie.
00:36:41All I want is for Ethan to get vinegar.
00:36:43That looks like it could be Vin.
00:36:47Have you swallowed?
00:36:48Have you swallowed it?
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50All right, guys.
00:36:51Vote vinegar, yeah?
00:36:52No, because Vic's got a face when he has a shot.
00:36:53He didn't look phased by that.
00:36:54No, Vic has a shot face.
00:36:55Oh, no, he can't hack it.
00:37:00He can't hack it.
00:37:01Why has he got mad red?
00:37:02I'll vote him.
00:37:03I'll vote him as well.
00:37:04He's crying.
00:37:05Fucking hell.
00:37:06That's blowing my nostrils off.
00:37:07What is that?
00:37:08Nah, he's lying.
00:37:09He's lying.
00:37:10He's chatting shit.
00:37:11I'm voting water.
00:37:12It's got to be vinegar because water doesn't smell.
00:37:15You're doing too much.
00:37:16Nah.
00:37:17What is that?
00:37:20A power plate.
00:37:21Oh, fuck.
00:37:22Oh, that's power.
00:37:23What are you thinking about?
00:37:24That's vinegar.
00:37:25They can't.
00:37:26We said water.
00:37:27I had vinegar.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:29Actually.
00:37:30Did you actually?
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32I thought I could tell.
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:34Yeah.
00:37:35We said you had water.
00:37:36I had vinegar.
00:37:37No, you didn't.
00:37:38I did?
00:37:39This is what I meant.
00:37:40Nah, there's no way he said this thing.
00:37:42Wait, wait.
00:37:43All right.
00:37:44He lied.
00:37:45Harry lied.
00:37:46He lied.
00:37:47You all had vinegar.
00:37:51Hey.
00:37:52Oh.
00:37:53Wait.
00:37:54You're the only person that lost.
00:37:56Oh my God.
00:37:57What the fuck?
00:37:58You got to do a neck sack from everyone.
00:38:01Was this just a sell?
00:38:03By the way, I can't vote with vinegar, by the way.
00:38:05Just to let you all know.
00:38:06Oh, shut up, man.
00:38:07Shut up.
00:38:08Bro.
00:38:09He asked for more forfeits in Cybermen videos.
00:38:11I'm about two fingers.
00:38:12You're right.
00:38:13Two fingers.
00:38:14Ready?
00:38:15Two fingers.
00:38:16Might as well stick up your arse.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:18That worked nice.
00:38:19That was soft.
00:38:20Oh my God.
00:38:21What was that?
00:38:22If that was a nice one, Jesus Christ.
00:38:26Jesus, take me now.
00:38:27Make it a little bit.
00:38:28Yeah.
00:38:29Yeah.
00:38:30Yeah.
00:38:31Yeah.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:35It's a wrist action.
00:38:36Is it in the wrist?
00:38:37Put it into it.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:40All right.
00:38:41Here we go.
00:38:42Oh my God.
00:38:54Jesus.
00:39:03It's all right.
00:39:07They're so skinny bro.
00:39:10I think you just want to get back.
00:39:12Come on, Brian, you just want to get back.
00:39:14I think that's the, that's the.
00:39:16It might be JJ.
00:39:17He's going in.
00:39:18You got to go in.
00:39:19JJ.
00:39:20Can I slap him?
00:39:21Go on.
00:39:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:22Just like bring him a four-finger get back.
00:39:24Get that.
00:39:25What the fuck?
00:39:26Stop doing that, bro.
00:39:29I get anxiety.
00:39:30Breezy, you need to relax.
00:39:32What do I need to relax?
00:39:33You don't hear the noise.
00:39:34It's going to hurt more if you're next to it, bro.
00:39:36Oof.
00:39:37Oh.
00:39:40Wait, but that, that, that was.
00:39:42No, no, no.
00:39:47Help.
00:39:48No, that's a concussion.
00:39:49Help.
00:39:50Help.
00:39:51Help.
00:39:52You know who the MVP will be?
00:39:54It's going to be Harry.
00:39:55Because he is going to try his hardest
00:39:58to make this better than the first one.
00:40:01But it won't be.
00:40:03It's not going to be.
00:40:04It depends how drunk people get.
00:40:06I can see Ethan having a whale of a time
00:40:08if he puts his mouth towards lots of alcohol.
00:40:10I think a Vic star or an Ethan could come through tonight.
00:40:13Not going to lie, loving Ethan's energy off the rip today.
00:40:16This is really tickling my, like, tism tickle, man.
00:40:20Like, I'm getting to move my toes around in pillows
00:40:22in the bath is something I never thought I'd do.
00:40:24I think, from what I've seen so far,
00:40:26Calyx is on good spirits, so he could be a winner.
00:40:29Hello.
00:40:30Welcome to my kitchen.
00:40:31Now, I'm here to look after the guests tonight,
00:40:33just like last time.
00:40:35I don't, this is on right now,
00:40:36but I don't like the look of it.
00:40:38It does not look clean.
00:40:39So, to guarantee the safety of my guests,
00:40:43I will be cooking on foil.
00:40:46Heads up, like, you are the lucky bunch here,
00:40:48because you can find out about a secret game.
00:40:50What was the secret game?
00:40:51I have a tail.
00:40:52All right.
00:40:53Oh, whoever has the tail on them in 30 minutes' time,
00:40:56gets a terrible forfeit.
00:40:58Oh, fucking hell.
00:41:00We were linked up last time I was in the kitchen, weren't we?
00:41:03We were linked up in the kitchen last time, weren't we?
00:41:06No one gives a shit.
00:41:08Oh, that, okay, you're not getting a sausage.
00:41:10I'm going to set you a challenge.
00:41:12If you can keep this on for 30 minutes,
00:41:15I'll give you my entire pay packet.
00:41:16If not, you give me yours.
00:41:19If someone nicks yours.
00:41:20You've been given a challenge.
00:41:21I've literally just told you that's my fucking challenge,
00:41:23you big div.
00:41:24All right, put it on.
00:41:26Where do you want it? I'll just put it here.
00:41:27I know I'm getting fucked.
00:41:28I know I'm getting fucked.
00:41:28There is one person here that has been set
00:41:30with the task of getting that off you.
00:41:31Oh, really?
00:41:32That's what I've done.
00:41:33Who is it?
00:41:34I'm not going to tell you, because I think that's part of the fun.
00:41:36Good luck, brother. See you in 30.
00:41:37All right, appreciate it.
00:41:38So, is this warm?
00:41:40Fucking hell, yes.
00:41:42I've convinced Calix that if he keeps it on,
00:41:44I'll give him my pay packet if he can keep it on for 30 minutes.
00:41:46I've told him someone's going to try and steal it off him.
00:41:48No one's going to try and steal it off him, so just...
00:41:51Yeah, don't take it off him.
00:41:52Kind of pretend you're going for it while I'm just going to hold it on.
00:41:54I'll go and hold it on.
00:41:55And then try and take it, but then...
00:41:56Not yet, no.
00:41:57A minute since you put it on.
00:41:58Oh, okay.
00:41:59All right, noted, yeah.
00:42:00No, one sec.
00:42:01One sec.
00:42:02Okay.
00:42:03My kitchen.
00:42:04Genuinely, you don't know me like that, all right?
00:42:08No, but I don't, really.
00:42:09You don't, all right?
00:42:10Stage three, four, survivor.
00:42:12Cancer?
00:42:13Yeah, which one was it?
00:42:13Stage one.
00:42:14Bosh, survived it.
00:42:15Yeah, I'm just trying to see what you're cooking.
00:42:16Yeah, no worries, Sam.
00:42:17Basically, I'm cooking sausages.
00:42:21All right, all right, no idea, no idea.
00:42:24I just wanted to see what you're cooking.
00:42:26You come back in a little bit.
00:42:27Listen, I'll tell you one thing.
00:42:29No pork, pop me blood glove lock.
00:42:31I'll have pork on my fork.
00:42:33Woo-hoo!
00:42:36Pretty cool, actually, landing in line.
00:42:37Yeah, that was actually really cool.
00:42:39Do you want to play some paddle?
00:42:41Yeah, of course.
00:42:42Yeah, I'd be well up for that.
00:42:43Indoor paddle.
00:42:44Oh, what?
00:42:46Don't say, oh, disappointedly.
00:42:47What the fuck?
00:42:48I didn't see it around the corner.
00:42:49When I saw it around the corner,
00:42:50I actually respect what you've done.
00:42:52You've created a sports arena.
00:42:56That's out.
00:42:56That is out.
00:42:57That's out.
00:42:57All right, two, two, two, two.
00:42:59Nice point, everything to play for.
00:43:00Two, two, all right.
00:43:01Right, come on.
00:43:05No!
00:43:06No!
00:43:07Yes.
00:43:08Come on, Shot Meister General, give him a shot.
00:43:10Anyway, Benz.
00:43:10Is that a tail?
00:43:11GTFO.
00:43:12What's that?
00:43:14It's a tail.
00:43:15Why is it not in your ass?
00:43:16It's so obvious.
00:43:17It's so obvious.
00:43:19Loser has to eat fish food.
00:43:21What do you want to play?
00:43:22Odds.
00:43:23Odds?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:24Reverse until we do it.
00:43:26Okay, and it goes down one every time.
00:43:27All right, we'll just start at like 10.
00:43:28Yeah, 10.
00:43:29Three, two, one, eight.
00:43:30Three.
00:43:30Oh, okay.
00:43:31So now nine.
00:43:32Yeah.
00:43:32Three, two, one, four.
00:43:34Can we have a sausage check?
00:43:38No, no, wrong, wrong, wrong one.
00:43:42Take him.
00:43:43Should I be using different tongs?
00:43:44Oh, fuck it.
00:43:45Yeah, it's all right.
00:43:45I just won't say anything.
00:43:47Shot point.
00:43:49Attack it, Vic.
00:43:50You've got to attack these to get the points.
00:43:51Fuck it, man.
00:43:52Oh, no.
00:43:54Oh, Harry.
00:43:55Oh, my God.
00:43:55Harry just wanted a shot.
00:43:56I hear it.
00:43:57No, he's actually being nice.
00:43:58Right, Bez, you're up.
00:43:59Not the winner's side.
00:44:00You lost to the goal.
00:44:01I know, I know, I know.
00:44:02I got confused with the goal, bro.
00:44:03All right, you know what?
00:44:04I'm sending that picture and I'm showing the side, man.
00:44:06What happens when you pay too many cam ops?
00:44:08What the fuck did three people do in there?
00:44:10All catching the same shot.
00:44:11Woo, woo, woo, woo.
00:44:14I was just having a giggle, John.
00:44:15You'll be all right.
00:44:16Three, two, one, one.
00:44:18Shit.
00:44:19Down to six.
00:44:19Three, two, one, five.
00:44:21Down to five for me.
00:44:24Yeah, yeah.
00:44:25Three, two, one, four.
00:44:26I've got the tactic here, though.
00:44:28Fuck off, you little sack.
00:44:31Yeah, two all, two all, two all.
00:44:32That's disgusting.
00:44:33Aggressive play, isn't it?
00:44:34What do you want me to do?
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36Come on, then.
00:44:37Let's go after it, then.
00:44:39Let's go off the floor.
00:44:44No!
00:44:45That's a shot.
00:44:46That's a shot, shot, shot, shot.
00:44:48Down to four for you.
00:44:49Fuck.
00:44:50Three, two, one, two.
00:44:51Shit.
00:44:53Down to three.
00:44:53Yep.
00:44:55Three, two, one, one.
00:44:56Two.
00:44:57Down to two for you.
00:45:01Three, two, one, two.
00:45:04Fuck.
00:45:05Oh, my God.
00:45:06Down to the wire.
00:45:07Fish food.
00:45:08He really didn't want to do it.
00:45:09Is it genuinely fish food?
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Oh, that's disgusting.
00:45:12How bad is it?
00:45:13Not bad.
00:45:16That's the one, surely.
00:45:18Oh!
00:45:19Damn, man.
00:45:19That was your range.
00:45:21I might have seen my mate.
00:45:24Instead of just the back of him.
00:45:26Yeah, he's literally going to be on this all night.
00:45:30Too much.
00:45:30Oh.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:32Oh!
00:45:34That was so close.
00:45:35Was that one close?
00:45:36Yeah.
00:45:39Bounced over the hole.
00:45:41Realistically, in normal battle, you can lob them to send them back.
00:45:44Yeah.
00:45:44Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:45:45That's what I'm saying.
00:45:48He's glitched it.
00:45:49He's glitched it.
00:45:50He's glitched it.
00:45:51He's glitched it.
00:45:52He's glitched the game.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54You've got to give him one back.
00:45:55Oh!
00:45:55Oh!
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Oh!
00:45:57Oh!
00:45:58Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:04Oh!
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08I hit the pin!
00:46:09Why are you still here?
00:46:10Yes, bro.
00:46:11I'm fucking starving.
00:46:12Yes, bro.
00:46:13How are the sausages?
00:46:15No, what are the teams saying?
00:46:17Oh!
00:46:18Shit!
00:46:19Those are so hard.
00:46:20Be careful, bro.
00:46:20Don't get so close to me.
00:46:21What's that?
00:46:22Just genuinely don't get so close.
00:46:23One in ten.
00:46:25Tip four.
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:27Oh, yeah.
00:46:29What does he get?
00:46:31Pumpkin!
00:46:32No, is that...
00:46:34No, not the Sambuca alarm!
00:46:36Is that the Sambuca alarm?
00:46:37What is that?
00:46:39I know what that is!
00:46:40Who's got the tail on?
00:46:42What tail?
00:46:43What tail?
00:46:44Have you got the tail on here?
00:46:45No way!
00:46:46He's got the fox tail.
00:46:47What does it mean?
00:46:48Oh!
00:46:49What does it mean?
00:46:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:52Oh, no, no, no.
00:46:53Oh, no, no, no.
00:46:54We might need a new chef.
00:46:55Oh, no, no.
00:46:56We might need a new chef.
00:46:57Our chef's good.
00:46:58Oh, no, you smashed it, guys.
00:47:03What does it mean?
00:47:04What does it mean?
00:47:05It is unfortunately, well, the forfeit of doom.
00:47:07The forfeit of doom, man.
00:47:11It's fucking doom.
00:47:12Why is it?
00:47:13Oh, no.
00:47:14Dip your face in the fish pond.
00:47:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:18That is a stinker.
00:47:20That is not fun.
00:47:21You shouldn't let me have the...
00:47:22You shouldn't let me have the...
00:47:24You shouldn't let me have the...
00:47:25You shouldn't let me have the...
00:47:26Feisty one you are!
00:47:27I was confused why you're protecting it.
00:47:29I had no idea when I came in and you started doing this.
00:47:32I kept doing it.
00:47:33You're like, no, no, no.
00:47:34Get out.
00:47:35Because then you thought I've got to keep this.
00:47:36What, Lux?
00:47:37You're not getting in the fish pond.
00:47:38I'm just getting everything off the grill.
00:47:39Put your face in the water, man.
00:47:41Respect, respect.
00:47:42Fucking hell.
00:47:43Rebound.
00:47:44Oh.
00:47:45Come on, fish.
00:47:46Give him a kiss.
00:47:47Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:47:48That's it.
00:47:49That'll do that.
00:47:50It's in your nose, isn't it?
00:47:51He's drowning, bro.
00:47:52Is it in your nose?
00:47:53Is it in your nose?
00:47:54Oh, my God.
00:47:55Don't forget your nose.
00:47:56It's in your nose, isn't it?
00:47:57It's everywhere.
00:47:58It's in their pond.
00:47:59I just went dip the face.
00:48:00I didn't mean like dive all the way.
00:48:02I commit to the bit.
00:48:03Stop dripping in the food, bro.
00:48:06Oh, thanks, Josh.
00:48:07Is there E. coli in the pond?
00:48:08No.
00:48:09In the algae, apparently.
00:48:10I kind of hate you.
00:48:13Well, there's different ways of doing it.
00:48:15Five pounds for the first person
00:48:16you fucking knocked out.
00:48:21The vibes are flowing now.
00:48:22They've been flowing, mate.
00:48:23Jeez Louise.
00:48:24What's going on over there?
00:48:25They've been flowing.
00:48:26You've been flowing.
00:48:27You've been flowing.
00:48:28You've been flowing.
00:48:29Suspect.
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Hey, yo.
00:48:32What's going on over here, mate?
00:48:34I'm not going to lie.
00:48:35A couple of people kissing.
00:48:36Hey, yo.
00:48:37Who's this calling?
00:48:38Hey, yo.
00:48:39What's your name?
00:48:40Hey, they were kissing.
00:48:41Stop kissing.
00:48:42Hey, what's your name?
00:48:43Stop kissing.
00:48:44This is a man's world.
00:48:45This is a man's world.
00:48:46This is a man's world.
00:48:47This is a man's world.
00:48:49But it ain't nothing.
00:48:50Nothing.
00:48:51Without a woman or a girl.
00:48:53We got women.
00:48:54We love women.
00:48:55Yo, I want to see what's in here.
00:48:56Let me in.
00:48:57The light is so good in here.
00:48:58Yeah.
00:48:59Can anyone see us?
00:49:00Boys, I've got a better idea.
00:49:20Yeah?
00:49:21JJ, no.
00:49:22He doesn't even see us.
00:49:27Boys, I've got a better idea.
00:49:29Yeah?
00:49:30JJ, no.
00:49:30Why you play on my ass?
00:49:31Nah, this is fucking bad.
00:49:33I'm actually in his ass off by the way.
00:49:34Oh my God.
00:49:35Oh my God.
00:49:36Oh my God.
00:49:39I'm actually in his ass off.
00:49:41I'm in his ass off.
00:49:52What in the stims going on around it?
00:50:05Why am I still going down so much?
00:50:11Next up, we have got the console stacking challenge.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:16So we have bought off eBay some bricked, broken consoles.
00:50:19Each pick a console.
00:50:20And we have to stack it vertically.
00:50:23Cannot leave here until we've done it.
00:50:26What?
00:50:26That's never getting done.
00:50:28That is an impossible challenge.
00:50:30Why don't you do it criss-cross?
00:50:31Why does it all have to be vertical?
00:50:32Is that everything?
00:50:33What have we got left?
00:50:34All right.
00:50:34PS1.
00:50:35Two PS1s.
00:50:37No.
00:50:39That PS2 is really awkward.
00:50:40Oh my God.
00:50:41No, no, no, we'll see it.
00:50:42Get her there.
00:50:43More this way, more this way, more this way.
00:50:45No, you have to go further.
00:50:46It needs to be like.
00:50:47More this way, even more, so it can't fall towards you.
00:50:49Oh, who's done that?
00:50:52Randy.
00:50:53Randy, why?
00:50:54I'm sorry.
00:50:55Randy, why?
00:50:56You hurt a cow.
00:50:57Yeah, I think we did it.
00:50:58There's a certain type of person.
00:51:00We're all thinking of what the word is, but we're not going to say it.
00:51:03There's a certain type of person that is really excited to do this.
00:51:07All right.
00:51:08We've got an extra level of safety here now.
00:51:10Right.
00:51:11Two more consoles we need to add.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:14And then go this way now.
00:51:15Oh my God.
00:51:16Oh my God.
00:51:17Oh, yeah.
00:51:18Come on.
00:51:22Everyone poses up.
00:51:23All right.
00:51:24Yeah, cool.
00:51:25I don't trust Randy near this, bro.
00:51:27Just going to drop on someone.
00:51:28Is this everyone?
00:51:29I always said it was possible.
00:51:30That's the beauty of this, you know?
00:51:32Anything is possible if you try hard enough.
00:51:34And that's the beauty of what we've just seen here.
00:51:36When you bring so many brilliant minds together,
00:51:39you can achieve anything.
00:51:42Um, at this point,
00:51:43the boys started getting a little bit bored.
00:51:45So they made up a catching game with a terrible forfeit.
00:51:49What else can we do?
00:51:50Maybe.
00:51:53You can't look at the catcher.
00:51:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:55I'll tell you.
00:51:56While you do it, while you do it,
00:51:58I'll say switch and you have to switch.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:00All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:52:01This is like bop it.
00:52:03Ready?
00:52:03Go.
00:52:06Switch.
00:52:09Shit, I'm looking at the wrong person.
00:52:11Oh, you fooled it.
00:52:12One ball, one ball, one ball, one ball.
00:52:14One sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
00:52:15One sec.
00:52:16Wait, what?
00:52:17You got to suck the cock.
00:52:19Whoa!
00:52:19The kid's under.
00:52:20The kid's under.
00:52:21Why is he not sucking my dick?
00:52:23I'm not going to drink like that.
00:52:24What the fuck?
00:52:25I'm not going to drink like that.
00:52:26Bad rip.
00:52:29Oh, my God.
00:52:30Oh, my God.
00:52:32Wait, is this, is it, is it, is it zip?
00:52:34No?
00:52:35No.
00:52:35Is it zip?
00:52:36No.
00:52:38Are they stripper trousers?
00:52:39No.
00:52:40Are they like ones
00:52:40you're meant to go like that?
00:52:41No.
00:52:42Are you sure?
00:52:44Bro, they are stripper trousers.
00:52:45That was way too easy.
00:52:46I'm sorry, but those are awful trousers
00:52:49if they come like that.
00:52:50If you can rip them that easy.
00:52:55I am disappointed that these trousers
00:52:57have ripped so easily.
00:52:58Only on these shoots, I swear, man.
00:53:01Right, who wants to be the blob picker?
00:53:05Blob picker one, and can we get a blob picker two?
00:53:08Two.
00:53:08Picker two.
00:53:09You two stand over here.
00:53:11All of us are going to go into that room
00:53:14and go under a blanket.
00:53:16We can choose.
00:53:18Either one of us goes under there,
00:53:19two, three, four, five,
00:53:21however we choose, right?
00:53:23Then the blob will come out under the blanket like this,
00:53:26and they have to guess who's under the blanket.
00:53:28So they have to walk out as a blob, right?
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:33So what if we're just not here?
00:53:36Now, you've got to not let all this you.
00:53:39You've got to hide the shape.
00:53:40Top secret blob.
00:53:41Yeah, hide your shape.
00:53:42And you've got to be on your hand dresser.
00:53:43Try not to let your...
00:53:44Try not to...
00:53:45Yeah, don't let any of your outfit.
00:53:46You have to get on the floor.
00:53:47Yeah, you've got to get on the floor.
00:53:48No, no, get down.
00:53:49You've got to get on the floor.
00:53:50You've got to squat.
00:53:51You've got to squat, man.
00:53:52God, what?
00:53:53What's up, YouTube?
00:53:54What's up, guys?
00:53:55Welcome back to the vlog.
00:53:56What's up, blog nation?
00:53:58What's up, blog squad?
00:54:03How are you going to move?
00:54:04You're not going to move like that.
00:54:05Wait, how are you supposed to move?
00:54:06Are you supposed to move?
00:54:07All right, now we're changing blob.
00:54:08You need a bigger blanket.
00:54:09Yes.
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:11You need a bigger blanket.
00:54:12JJ, we might need you to be here.
00:54:13Yeah, I don't know.
00:54:14He's too big.
00:54:15He's too big for blob.
00:54:16That's perfect.
00:54:16That's perfect.
00:54:17Yeah, that's good.
00:54:18Look at that.
00:54:20Fuck off.
00:54:21Yeah, I love that.
00:54:22I love that.
00:54:23OK.
00:54:24I love that.
00:54:25All right.
00:54:26Ow!
00:54:27Shut up.
00:54:29What is this cancer game?
00:54:31Do we have to go out?
00:54:32Yeah, let's go.
00:54:33Guys, let's move.
00:54:34Watch the edge, watch the edge, watch the edge.
00:54:57What do we do now?
00:55:03what do we do now are they are the guesses even out
00:55:28now i'm done you man right freezy jay jay jay jay jay ethan
00:55:54no you look we've been there for 10 minutes
00:55:58we've just given it that we heard they just sat there because we was like we said we're not
00:56:03going to say anything let them sit there make noises for five minutes all right let's play
00:56:07this game in the real spirit that the game should be played right yeah probably was quite funny
00:56:12wasn't it yeah yeah fair enough all right squad let's not lose our heads we may have lost the
00:56:17first round we won again no we didn't we cheated boys i'm saying both of you go in i think it's
00:56:22pain no no not just them i'm saying both of them are in it because they'll be quite small yeah five
00:56:29five now it's those two and three big people and i think they can blend in as one
00:56:35i'm scooting on the floor like like a dog with worms oh here we go let's go baby blub done
00:56:42blow up oh my god so they're in good order they're coordinated
00:56:51pause
00:57:00harold yeah i think the one at the back's harry yeah yeah it's a big old bastard him and then
00:57:05the one at the front he's giggling away like a fat little i think the the one at the front has
00:57:22good coordination it's it's maybe like a josh harry no no no no we've already got harold you can see him
00:57:29trust me it's big simon minton that's a big old body in there i think we're looking at uh wait let
00:57:38me hear the blob speak oh it might be bez it might be bez back in it bez loves to make the noise i'm
00:57:48gonna go with harry bez and simon do you think there's three there's three of them in there
00:57:53okay i'm gonna go with harry is like a nailed on i think simon's in there too and bez and bez all right
00:58:02we'll go with three harry bez simon yeah simon
00:58:06that's how you blob ksi that was sick that was a good one i thought it might have been a four man
00:58:28straight away behind me by the way but your legs are like either side of it every time i moved
00:58:34i felt you humping me you know it takes so long to guess brother i think we get just so low
00:58:42but you need to be like you need to do like this so it feels like all right all right put this
00:58:47and like a little thing like that the other way the other way the other way the other way
00:58:51right randy so get you get in your spot no no no no no you're you're
00:58:55hold it like far away yeah yeah i think he came up with it no no i think he said he heard about it
00:59:00it's just no just him and his brother i think one i think josh what maybe what a suitcase like a
00:59:16front so this has to come way far ahead they're gonna hear the wheels they're gonna hear the wheels
00:59:22what do you call a man on the brink of death
00:59:32what galaxy
00:59:33what do you call a man on the brink of death
00:59:37see that i got laughs
00:59:49but the blob is when the blob comes out the door bro it's so good
00:59:52it's so good here we go blob us up come on blubs
01:00:04that's strong blub what the
01:00:07that's toby that's toby i like what they've done
01:00:37can we hear the blob noise
01:00:42i think it's vick and harry
01:00:44harry's not harry harry made eye contact with me
01:00:47are you sure that wasn't was that not freezing i saw both okay all right
01:00:52vick's in that's that's multiple people that had piled
01:00:57i think might be victoria and jj potentially and jj fit in there and you see he's at the bottom and he's
01:01:02doing this and then he's got both of them on his back up oh nice speak again bob
01:01:11that's toby right i'll name it yeah toby confirmed yeah vick confirmed there's three
01:01:16there's three toby and jj toby vic jj all right cool blob
01:01:20that was insane yeah that's really sounded like you big time
01:01:42oh that was a blood game that was a blood game
01:01:48by getting him dressed in there was the funniest thing
01:01:51also he tried to come just stacked
01:01:56hello guys welcome to the show hotel
01:02:02basically you're going to bring out your item that i told you to bring yeah and then plead to
01:02:06everyone why it should win okay and the winner will get what's in the back everything's always
01:02:11mysterious just tell me what i'm going to win the winner will win the mysterious case
01:02:19hello everyone um as you all know i'm doing the one pound challenge
01:02:23i bought this mac it's an old mac because i thought there might be a bitcoin on it
01:02:28instead oh my god is that johnny oh that's a load of
01:02:34here we have two in one mouth okay oh geez
01:02:37it's a man's man full screen yeah you love a little goon oh no it's another one
01:02:41oh yeah jesus is that a man's hat yeah yeah
01:02:45that's a nice ass there's a collection of gay on here
01:02:48all right great josh you're next up man yeah you're next up
01:02:51hi everyone uh i'll make it quick it's an aztec
01:02:56death whistle okay okay so let's say you're on these streets of london and someone comes near you
01:02:59okay so we'll blow into this for a lot of the authorities nearby
01:03:04oh yeah
01:03:08that's a little bit scary isn't it
01:03:10it's the same thing
01:03:21my name's vic and uh i have um an empty bottle
01:03:26i've bought my favorite burger from bleaker
01:03:56oh yeah yeah yeah hold on it's pretty cool i'm scared
01:04:02but above the death whistle i like
01:04:06wow oh drop it a man holding a nutsack
01:04:11hello i'm toby uh this is the trophy i got to commemorate my appearance in soccer raid
01:04:20at old trafford where i got the winning assist
01:04:22oh thank you that might be worse than the gay
01:04:29simon you're up hi guys hello so i have a game oh so in these four
01:04:36there is one of them has a five grand card belonging to ethan
01:04:41however no ethan will choose one
01:04:43one and if he doesn't get it someone else will no
01:04:51i know what's in these cards wait what
01:04:54three two one let's go one oh yeah i got william oscar
01:04:58oh
01:05:09all right guys it's my eighth grade what's your name my name is randolph
01:05:12all right randolph so we all know um on this planet there are some amazing actors out there
01:05:17but not all of them get to go on to win oscars all that kind of jazz emmys
01:05:22get to the plane is emmys in the uk sure sure sure well i've got someone here that i think is an
01:05:28underrated actor that will never win an oscar okay should oh okay so i present to you guys a dvd
01:05:36sealed
01:05:41here comes the boom
01:05:47he was the more cop he's also in king and queens my name is ethan bazinga
01:05:52and i have bought something from the archive
01:05:55i have bought my
01:06:00arguably the step up that we all took
01:06:02so
01:06:15actually
01:06:20i can see this one going big as well
01:06:22it's ks i so you know it's going to be serious well ladies and gentlemen
01:06:26i have some good and bad news
01:06:28The bad news is my first item has been.
01:06:35Drunk?
01:06:36Taken away.
01:06:37What was it?
01:06:37It was a KSI Nightmare Prime.
01:06:40Yeah.
01:06:41I guess people loved it so much that it cost a lot.
01:06:46Where would it be?
01:06:48I have no idea.
01:06:49What does it taste like?
01:06:50It's a good drink, man.
01:06:53Oh, he's got my KSI Nightmare Prime.
01:06:55He didn't even realise.
01:06:57Time's different.
01:06:58Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the best item?
01:07:01Yeah.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:04It is the one, the only, one of a kind KSI hair.
01:07:11Oh.
01:07:12There's literally more than your hair.
01:07:14No, no.
01:07:15He didn't cut it off.
01:07:17He didn't cut off.
01:07:18I ripped off my bare hands.
01:07:19He pulled it.
01:07:20He pulled it.
01:07:21That might even make it better.
01:07:22Oh, that looks like it's falling off, mate.
01:07:23He literally just went.
01:07:25That's it.
01:07:26Eat it.
01:07:27Can I smoke it for-
01:07:30If you smoke it, well, you can win it, bro.
01:07:32He tried that already, it stinks.
01:07:34The smell is vile.
01:07:35We're going, liar.
01:07:36No, it stinks, bro.
01:07:37It stinks.
01:07:38You threw that light.
01:07:39I'm having to be wrong.
01:07:40I need to see smoke come out your mouth, bro.
01:07:42You can't smoke it.
01:07:43You can't smoke it.
01:07:44You can't smoke it.
01:07:45If you blow it, smoke it.
01:07:46If you blow it, smoke it.
01:07:47If you blow it, smoke it.
01:07:48If you blow it, smoke it.
01:07:49No.
01:07:50No.
01:07:51Go again.
01:07:52One more time.
01:07:53One more time.
01:07:54No, because it's going to stink, bro.
01:07:56What is this bit, bro?
01:07:58He's really trying to hit this shit.
01:07:59Bro, no one's even asking you to do this now.
01:08:01All right, I think we've got-
01:08:07Put it out, put it out, put it out.
01:08:09No, we need to vote for the winner.
01:08:11All right, okay.
01:08:12Now that everyone has presented their items,
01:08:14we took it to a group vote to decide the winner.
01:08:18Who's voting for KSI smoking his trim?
01:08:20Oh, that was unreal.
01:08:21Oh, shit.
01:08:22One, two, three, four, five, six, five, six, seven.
01:08:25Seven.
01:08:26Seven.
01:08:27Who's voting for Ethan and his HD PVR?
01:08:29Oh, okay.
01:08:29We have a winner.
01:08:30We have a winner.
01:08:32What's the winner?
01:08:33What's the winner?
01:08:34What's the winner, bro?
01:08:35Oh, yes.
01:08:40A dinosaur egg.
01:08:40Ostrich egg.
01:08:42Ostrich egg.
01:08:43Oh, yes.
01:08:45What's that?
01:08:46Nah, you've got to-
01:08:46It's a gnome or an elf.
01:08:48Probably the gnome.
01:08:49Oh.
01:08:50Satsuma.
01:08:51Satsuma.
01:08:52What goes on?
01:08:53No, no, no.
01:08:54I can tell there has to be something else.
01:08:56It's like Mary Poppins' case.
01:08:57Oh, that's heavy.
01:08:5850 pounds.
01:09:00That's not even hard.
01:09:03That's a nice PBR.
01:09:04That's not-
01:09:05Harry!
01:09:06Wait, should we play catch?
01:09:07One-handed catch with the Ostrich egg.
01:09:08Yeah, yeah, I'm down, I'm down.
01:09:10It was much.
01:09:11Nah, this is my type of engagement.
01:09:13Game.
01:09:13I thought it was five pounds.
01:09:15Who's gonna-
01:09:16Who ever dropped a second shot?
01:09:17One, two, three, one!
01:09:18Hit the fucking thing.
01:09:19Interferent, interference.
01:09:20Oh, nice.
01:09:22Is that nine?
01:09:23Oh, you lot.
01:09:24Oh.
01:09:25No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:25Simons.
01:09:27Light work.
01:09:28Light work.
01:09:29Who's that?
01:09:30Harold.
01:09:31Who's that?
01:09:32That's yours.
01:09:33Village.
01:09:34Uh-oh.
01:09:34Climb it!
01:09:35Randy.
01:09:36Oh.
01:09:37My Ostrich.
01:09:38I don't know if you can be blamed with that.
01:09:40That's you twice as well.
01:09:41My Ostrich.
01:09:42You want to clean up?
01:09:43You want to clean up?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45Your brain is so, so unique.
01:09:48Well, I'm autistic.
01:09:50Thank you, Vic.
01:09:52What a way of saying it, bro.
01:09:56You're so special, man.
01:09:58You think in different ways.
01:10:00Next up, we've got sardines.
01:10:03So you're each gonna get a packet of fresh sardines to take with you.
01:10:09Simon's fuming.
01:10:10If you are the last person to find a sardine, you can't scram the sardines.
01:10:15I physically can't.
01:10:16Hello!
01:10:17That was some sardines, bro.
01:10:21Yes!
01:10:22We're spinning and finding out, boys.
01:10:23Let's go.
01:10:24Yes!
01:10:25Take your sardines, mate.
01:10:26Take your sardines.
01:10:27Enjoy.
01:10:28He can't.
01:10:29He can't.
01:10:30He's a sardine.
01:10:31He's a sardine.
01:10:32He's a sardine, yeah.
01:10:33Good point.
01:10:34So we have to find Freezy.
01:10:35He had a plan as well.
01:10:36Freezy, don't make it too hard.
01:10:37Where's my driver?
01:10:38Where's my driver?
01:10:39Is this a car?
01:10:40I might just jump in this, bro.
01:10:41That's me.
01:10:42Go, Freezy.
01:10:43Spin.
01:10:44That.
01:10:45Bottle.
01:10:46OK.
01:10:47Come on.
01:10:48Bottle.
01:10:49Big star.
01:10:50Big star.
01:10:51Sardinia.
01:10:52I saw these, and I was like, that has to be a person looking at the shoe.
01:10:55It's not a person.
01:10:56Come on, child.
01:10:57He came back.
01:10:58Come on.
01:10:59JJ, that's my arm, bro.
01:11:00That's KSI.
01:11:01That's my arm.
01:11:02Taking this hole.
01:11:03Enjoy your sardine, sir.
01:11:05Oh, yes.
01:11:06Catch.
01:11:07If I had any sense in me, I'd be able to find him before, like, all the other players are
01:11:12released.
01:11:13Do you think this is a good spot, bro?
01:11:14Three out of the way.
01:11:15It is, isn't it?
01:11:16But, like, I think it's going to take him a while to find you, mate.
01:11:19What do you reckon?
01:11:20Fuck.
01:11:21Fuck's sake.
01:11:22I don't know.
01:11:23I know the answer.
01:11:26Randy, grab your sardines.
01:11:29Thank you, mate.
01:11:30Fucking hell.
01:11:31Grab your coat.
01:11:32You pulled.
01:11:33Josh, you've been done twice.
01:11:34If I lose, I've been done twice.
01:11:35I can't believe that was even contentious.
01:11:36It was clearly me.
01:11:37The logical place to be would be outside.
01:11:40Here.
01:11:41This is where I need to be.
01:11:44Yeah, I think so.
01:11:45Spin.
01:11:46That.
01:11:47Bottle.
01:11:48That's a mistime.
01:11:50That's Josh.
01:11:51Give us sardines.
01:11:52Where the fuck is he?
01:11:54Wait, Jada's there.
01:11:55I'm checking the cameras.
01:11:56Let's keep him smart.
01:11:57What happens if you get them?
01:11:59I don't eat.
01:12:00What you can do, you put the sardines up your bum.
01:12:02I'll allow that.
01:12:03I will allow that.
01:12:04I'll also allow that.
01:12:05Yeah, I'll allow that.
01:12:06All right, guys.
01:12:07I don't love my spot here.
01:12:08I can see Josh in the distance.
01:12:10Over there.
01:12:11Hey, Josh.
01:12:12I checked on the cameras.
01:12:13I didn't see anyone.
01:12:14Yes.
01:12:15He's free.
01:12:16I don't know that.
01:12:17Shit.
01:12:18We're in a group now.
01:12:19This isn't good.
01:12:20No, they're all right here.
01:12:21They're all moving.
01:12:22Leave me the fuck alone.
01:12:23I'm not going to move, though, until one person finds me.
01:12:26Otherwise it's pointless.
01:12:27Ah, yes.
01:12:28I don't know if I mentioned, but in this game of sardines,
01:12:31every five minutes, the sardine, or sardines at that point,
01:12:35must move.
01:12:36Should make it easier for us.
01:12:38I haven't been around enough in this place to know where
01:12:40anything is.
01:12:41I think he's going to be outside, though.
01:12:43That's a rigged spin.
01:12:44God, bro.
01:12:45That's a rigged spin.
01:12:46Randy, I've got the plan.
01:12:47Where is it?
01:12:48We just wait here for them to move.
01:12:50Is he going to move now?
01:12:51I'm calling the fellas boys right now.
01:12:54Yo, family.
01:12:55Who the fuck you up?
01:12:57Bro.
01:12:58Yo, I'm the sardine in Sidemen Sardines.
01:13:03And I'm in my spot.
01:13:05Who the fuck is sardine at?
01:13:07You never played sardines, bro?
01:13:09No.
01:13:10Oh, wait.
01:13:11There's loads of them over there.
01:13:12You wouldn't have got to hide with you.
01:13:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:13:14And I'm number one.
01:13:15AB, you stole that brush.
01:13:20That's you.
01:13:21This has me.
01:13:22Yeah?
01:13:23Yeah, see you, mate.
01:13:26No one's found Freezy yet, then?
01:13:28No.
01:13:29God damn it.
01:13:30I always feel like he shouldn't move.
01:13:32Maybe he's...
01:13:33Has anyone checked the tennis court area?
01:13:35Yeah.
01:13:36Need to keep an eye on the time.
01:13:37They're all going to move and like...
01:13:39He's got to move soon.
01:13:40He went this way.
01:13:41He's got to move right now.
01:13:42When will he move?
01:13:43Now.
01:13:44He has to move now, but like...
01:13:45No one's found him.
01:13:46Go to cams.
01:13:47Go to cams.
01:13:48Sardines must move.
01:13:50We're all here.
01:13:51No one's found him, bro.
01:13:53This is a kind of shit.
01:13:55Oh, shit.
01:13:56I can hear that.
01:13:58Oh, good idea.
01:13:59Cams.
01:14:00People are hanging together, though.
01:14:02Yeah, but where the fuck is it?
01:14:06Oh, my God.
01:14:08Wait.
01:14:09Big star.
01:14:14I just...
01:14:15I was so busy looking for the sardine.
01:14:16I just walked across the pool cover.
01:14:19They just tried to stand on the pool.
01:14:20Oh, my God.
01:14:21Hello.
01:14:22Fucking hell.
01:14:23Wasn't expecting someone to be in here.
01:14:25Did you see anyone on the camera?
01:14:26Where did he go?
01:14:27Wait, I've got...
01:14:28Wait.
01:14:29Literally, bro.
01:14:30I've got you.
01:14:31Five pounds.
01:14:32What is this to cameras?
01:14:33Right.
01:14:34Ten pounds.
01:14:35Hey, listen.
01:14:36I've got 500 quid right here.
01:14:37Five hundred pounds.
01:14:38I'm moving into this bush.
01:14:39Here.
01:14:42I'm moving into this bush right here.
01:14:44Cool.
01:14:45Right.
01:14:46Guys, I'm going to my next spot here.
01:14:48All right.
01:14:49That's it.
01:14:51I'm going dark.
01:14:52We have a gallery back here?
01:14:53What the hell?
01:14:54Since when do we have a gallery back here?
01:14:55Wait, what?
01:14:56Can you guys evolve?
01:14:57All right.
01:14:58Freezy, broski.
01:14:59You've got to move now,
01:15:00because I know you ain't moved.
01:15:01Shut the fuck up outside.
01:15:02You must move.
01:15:03I did move, man.
01:15:07I'm struggling.
01:15:08What is it?
01:15:09In 30 seconds, he's got to move.
01:15:10He must move.
01:15:11He's supposed to move.
01:15:12Yeah, he moved.
01:15:13He said not moving in the chat,
01:15:14and he said actually moving now.
01:15:15Bro, I checked everywhere.
01:15:17He doesn't exist.
01:15:18Are you sure he's not in the car?
01:15:19No idea.
01:15:20He's not in the car.
01:15:21Is he in, like, the PTZVAT?
01:15:23No, I just checked that.
01:15:24We were trying to cheat.
01:15:25We checked everything, bro.
01:15:26No, we're talking.
01:15:27We're in a new spot.
01:15:30No, why am I so good at this?
01:15:32Nobody's found me, bro.
01:15:34This is a myth.
01:15:35Carl's cut.
01:15:36He's ruined the whole game.
01:15:37Yeah, because we can't even find him in the first place.
01:15:40I'm going out to the bottom of the field,
01:15:41which could be a huge mistake,
01:15:42because everyone else might find him while I'm down here.
01:15:44All right, should we all just hide instead?
01:15:46I thought it would be so much easier with the movement as well.
01:15:48Fuck.
01:15:49This is my third spot.
01:15:51I can't move again in three minutes.
01:15:54Oh, I'm actually going to pick off.
01:15:56I can't see somebody with a white jacket.
01:15:59Who's wearing that jacket?
01:16:01Okay, here's somebody.
01:16:02First person in close proximity.
01:16:04I'm struggling.
01:16:06I'm really struggling here.
01:16:08Come on, boys.
01:16:09Quickly.
01:16:10It's so muddy here.
01:16:11My feet are soaked.
01:16:13Everybody's here.
01:16:14Fares, everybody's here.
01:16:15Everybody's here.
01:16:16Everybody's here.
01:16:17This is so...
01:16:18Simon's going to find us.
01:16:19No, I was in a way better spot, by the way.
01:16:21I see him!
01:16:26Quick.
01:16:27There's someone's phone.
01:16:29Shh, shh, shh.
01:16:30Oh, there's another one.
01:16:31Hey, come on.
01:16:32They're starting to get quieter, actually.
01:16:34You can get in.
01:16:35Shut up, shut up, shut up.
01:16:36I saw someone's phone screen.
01:16:38Sorry, that's me.
01:16:39Keep coming in, by the way.
01:16:41The first spot you lot would have never found.
01:16:43This is actually long.
01:16:44Fair play, freezy.
01:16:45I hate sardines, bro.
01:16:46I actually hate it.
01:16:47It's the worst game ever.
01:16:48Because now everything just gets quieter and quieter.
01:16:50Where the fuck is this sardine, bro?
01:16:52Right, this is where you catch him.
01:16:53This is where you catch him.
01:16:54Wait, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
01:16:56Trust me.
01:16:57Fuck.
01:16:58Fuck.
01:16:59I'm in shark.
01:17:00I'm in shark crap.
01:17:01I've only got slippers on.
01:17:02I'm in shark crap.
01:17:04Lads, I'm struggling.
01:17:06Where the fuck is he?
01:17:07What the fuck is this?
01:17:09Nah.
01:17:10This is mental.
01:17:12Quick, quick, quick.
01:17:14Wait, how do I get here?
01:17:15Run.
01:17:16Run to your right, to your right.
01:17:17To your right, to your right.
01:17:18To your right, to your right.
01:17:19JJ.
01:17:20You lot will wear white, you fuck.
01:17:21I can't shoot.
01:17:22JJ, go away.
01:17:23I feel like we're cooks now.
01:17:25Lads, where are you?
01:17:26I hate your voices.
01:17:28Shit.
01:17:29They're in here.
01:17:30I can hear them.
01:17:31Where are they?
01:17:32They've gone quiet.
01:17:33No!
01:17:34You little bastards.
01:17:35I hate them talking.
01:17:36Whoa.
01:17:37This is barely in bounds.
01:17:38What are you doing?
01:17:39I can't find anyone.
01:17:40Fuck off.
01:17:41I know they're here.
01:17:42I can hear them.
01:17:43Wait, it's not done yet.
01:17:45Wait, it's not done.
01:17:46There's two of them.
01:17:47There's two of them.
01:17:48There's two of them.
01:17:49There's six.
01:17:50It's Toby and Vic.
01:17:51It's Toby and Vic.
01:17:52Get in there.
01:17:53Get a fucking light away.
01:17:54Get your shit off.
01:17:55Turn the fucking light off.
01:17:58Turn your fucking light off, you prick.
01:18:00We've got a GoPro.
01:18:01Is this cat?
01:18:02I can't see anything.
01:18:03I don't know about this.
01:18:05Where the fuck are you?
01:18:06This is mental, bro.
01:18:08Is this where you've been the whole time?
01:18:09This ain't no spot.
01:18:10What is this?
01:18:11We just moved here.
01:18:12First spot, I was up a tree.
01:18:13Fix it.
01:18:14When did you pick it here?
01:18:15I said Toby's lost.
01:18:16No, Randy's there.
01:18:17Toby's lost.
01:18:18It's almost as if all the spotlights brought me here.
01:18:20Oh, is that clear?
01:18:21You're a fucking idiot.
01:18:22It's you lot flinging the cameras about, bro.
01:18:24Everyone's here, by the way, except Toby.
01:18:25I'm fuming.
01:18:26Do you like sardines?
01:18:28No.
01:18:29I guess I'm eating them, though.
01:18:30So does Toby have to neck all our sardines?
01:18:32No, just one pack.
01:18:33Just one pack.
01:18:34Also, this is his punishment now.
01:18:36Okay, guys, you win.
01:18:37I give up.
01:18:38All right, Toby, as you are the last sardine,
01:18:41the losers, I would say.
01:18:42Oh, you want to eat the sardines.
01:18:43Make sure you call me the winner when I'm the winner, too, though.
01:18:45Oh.
01:18:46Oh.
01:18:47Oh.
01:18:48Oh.
01:18:49Oh.
01:18:50Oh.
01:18:51Oh.
01:18:52Oh, cheese.
01:18:53And when we go with Toby, he got it down in eight, seven, six, five, four.
01:18:58Oh, what a gobber.
01:18:59He's going to eat more.
01:19:00He loves them.
01:19:01More for Toby.
01:19:02He says nice.
01:19:03He said good scran.
01:19:04That's good scran.
01:19:05Oh, Jesus.
01:19:06He's so dusty.
01:19:07Like a true African warrior.
01:19:10Oh.
01:19:11JJ's genuinely been licking his lips.
01:19:13I can't lie.
01:19:14You're awesome.
01:19:15Yeah, you know what?
01:19:16Why did you find it?
01:19:17Why did you just-
01:19:18Yeah, you should have sat down, bro.
01:19:19You should have had a nap.
01:19:20It's true.
01:19:21It's true.
01:19:22Oh, look at that.
01:19:23That was good.
01:19:24That was good technique, though.
01:19:25Good technique.
01:19:26Good technique, though.
01:19:27Good technique.
01:19:28In the middle of these two fucking gobbers.
01:19:29What?
01:19:30What?
01:19:31What?
01:19:32I changed the word as well because I knew that was going to happen and it got worse.
01:19:35But you still changed it from what?
01:19:36From what was you going to say?
01:19:40Let's Beyblade.
01:19:42Beyblade.
01:19:43Dun, dun, dun, dun.
01:19:45When I was a kid, I won a Beyblade tournament and I won a Pokemon booster box.
01:19:48And the booster box is now worth 20 grand.
01:19:50No way.
01:19:51Yeah.
01:19:52That's insane.
01:19:53Moisturizing foot socks.
01:19:56How did you get this on your face?
01:19:58Like that?
01:19:59Yeah, except for my dual.
01:20:00You get it for a lot.
01:20:01I'm letting it rip on my face.
01:20:02That's what I'm saying.
01:20:03So what are you doing?
01:20:04You're rubbing the-
01:20:05Use one of these and just-
01:20:11I had Haribo in my hat.
01:20:13That's gorgeous, that.
01:20:15All right.
01:20:16What do you do next?
01:20:17You can roll it, too.
01:20:18Unroll myself.
01:20:19You're bringing all that-
01:20:21Oh!
01:20:22All that to the surface and that, yeah.
01:20:24And what's that doing to me?
01:20:25I don't actually know, mate.
01:20:27Yeah.
01:20:28Three, two, one.
01:20:29Let it rip!
01:20:30Ah!
01:20:31Oh, someone's out!
01:20:32Someone's out!
01:20:33Someone's out!
01:20:34Who's out?
01:20:35Who's this?
01:20:36Who's this?
01:20:37Who's this?
01:20:38They're out here.
01:20:39Two people out.
01:20:40Come on!
01:20:41Come on!
01:20:42Come on!
01:20:43It's a final!
01:20:44It's me!
01:20:45It's me and Josh!
01:20:46Where's mine?
01:20:47I really wouldn't play Beyblade.
01:20:48I wasn't meant to be a girl.
01:20:54Fuck, I feel like the little sister.
01:20:56When all her boy mates around.
01:20:58Like one of these ones?
01:20:59Oh, I'm definitely fatigued, mate.
01:21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:02This is fucking, like, wet.
01:21:03Yeah, they are.
01:21:04Oh, your one is-
01:21:05Yeah, but his one's weird.
01:21:06Super hydrating and re-plumping.
01:21:07Two, one.
01:21:08Let it rip!
01:21:09Blue's dancing.
01:21:10Blue's stable.
01:21:11He's chasing him.
01:21:12Look at the spin on Red though.
01:21:13He's chasing him.
01:21:14Red's fast.
01:21:15Red's got power.
01:21:16Red's fast.
01:21:17Oh, he's running back in.
01:21:18Oh!
01:21:19Look at Red's so stable.
01:21:20Bro!
01:21:21I don't know.
01:21:22I mean, a big attack.
01:21:23Crazy, I won't lie, bro.
01:21:24Look at Red's beautiful, spinning.
01:21:25Oh, wow.
01:21:26Oh!
01:21:27Oh!
01:21:28Oh!
01:21:29Yeah!
01:21:30Let's go!
01:21:31Oh, this is gooey.
01:21:32I hate it.
01:21:33I hate it.
01:21:34It feels like the sardines.
01:21:37How the fuck?
01:21:38Oh!
01:21:39How have you not done this?
01:21:43This is kind of racist.
01:21:46Jesus Christ.
01:21:47I know I quit talking and it hurt.
01:21:49You stay away.
01:21:50You stay away from my game.
01:21:51What in the freak?
01:21:52All right, let's go.
01:21:53Ready?
01:21:54He's winning.
01:21:55He's eliminated.
01:21:56He's taking it off.
01:21:57Yeah, that was hard.
01:21:58I didn't like any part of that.
01:22:00I love Beyblades, bro.
01:22:03All right, we ready, boys?
01:22:04Just put it in the streets.
01:22:05May the best Beyblader win.
01:22:08Three, two, one.
01:22:10Let it rip.
01:22:12Oh, shit.
01:22:13Oh!
01:22:14Oh, my God, he's doing it.
01:22:15Oh!
01:22:16Good defense!
01:22:17Good defense!
01:22:18What a match!
01:22:20What a match!
01:22:21I've never seen anything like it!
01:22:23Just go!
01:22:24Survive, bro.
01:22:25Just do it, bro.
01:22:26Just do it, bro.
01:22:27Just do it!
01:22:28Used it all in one burst.
01:22:29Survived that twice.
01:22:30That motorbike in there.
01:22:31Bro!
01:22:32Nah, he's always out of duty.
01:22:33He's wobbling!
01:22:34One hit.
01:22:35Oh!
01:22:36Oh!
01:22:37Oh!
01:22:38Oh!
01:22:39Oh!
01:22:40Oh!
01:22:41Oh!
01:22:42Look at that!
01:22:43Still going!
01:22:44Working on him!
01:22:45Working on him!
01:22:46Giving him the L dogs!
01:22:48All right.
01:22:49All right.
01:22:50If you wouldn't mind, boys.
01:22:51Putting your swimmers on.
01:22:52Anybody else?
01:22:53Slightly right.
01:22:54Why are you nodding?
01:22:56That's fucking weird, bro.
01:22:57Yeah, you're the photographer, right?
01:22:58Don't fucking be taking pictures of me, yeah.
01:22:59Don't be doing that while I'm gooning down my head.
01:23:00What's the best goon you've ever had?
01:23:01That, first of all, bro.
01:23:02Like, we're in a professional day.
01:23:03I can tell you the best goon I've ever had.
01:23:04Oh, my best goon.
01:23:05Oh, my best goon was the first one and it literally nearly hit the ceiling.
01:23:19Bro, I've been holding it in for this long years.
01:23:21My best goon in the business lounge.
01:23:24I can't wait to get in this hot tub.
01:23:27This sounds great.
01:23:29By the way, I've got Josh stuck in an endless golf loop.
01:23:39He's never coming out of it.
01:23:40He's never leaving.
01:23:41Fucking hell.
01:23:42Hey, lads.
01:23:43How are you?
01:23:45You got strong goals.
01:23:46You need to get two beer cans.
01:23:48I'm on my way, but first, I am the bartender for tonight.
01:23:52Can I get a vodka lime soda, please, mate?
01:23:55It's Rishi.
01:23:56What the fuck?
01:23:57Rishi is.
01:23:58Did you mean Rikishi or Rishi Sunak?
01:24:00Rikishi.
01:24:01Fuck your tea.
01:24:02All right, hello, boys.
01:24:03Fuck your tea.
01:24:04I am your bartender tonight.
01:24:05Yes.
01:24:06Can you dig it, sucker?
01:24:07Was your hair like that back in the day?
01:24:09What, when I had cancer?
01:24:10Yeah.
01:24:11Oh.
01:24:12Can you?
01:24:15Oh.
01:24:20Imagine.
01:24:21No!
01:24:25It cut me the last one, surely.
01:24:27We can go again, Frank.
01:24:28We can go again, Frank.
01:24:30We can go again, Frank.
01:24:32We can get more balls.
01:24:33I just want to hit it.
01:24:34That's all I want to do.
01:24:35Just leave it.
01:24:36I'll just leave him to it.
01:24:37It's our best shot of a moment.
01:24:38Josh, get in, then.
01:24:39All right, okay.
01:24:40No, no, we'll let him hit.
01:24:41One more set of balls.
01:24:42No, just keep going, man.
01:24:43Just keep going.
01:24:44We should have done this on bonfire night with Adam.
01:24:45Oh, yeah.
01:24:46Fireworks right now would be lit.
01:24:48Right, we're going to play a fun game called S and P.
01:24:51I'll say a word.
01:24:52You've got to say a word related to my word.
01:24:55Can't start with S or P.
01:24:56All right.
01:24:57The word can't start with an S or ever.
01:24:59Ever.
01:25:00You have to keep going until you run out of words.
01:25:01Yeah, but let's go with chicken.
01:25:03Little.
01:25:04It's large.
01:25:05Run.
01:25:06Large run.
01:25:07Large run.
01:25:08Large run.
01:25:09No, I think.
01:25:10Large run.
01:25:11No, I don't know about that.
01:25:12Oh.
01:25:13To me, whatever I said.
01:25:14You get splashed.
01:25:15Splashed everyone else.
01:25:16You get to start now.
01:25:21Yes.
01:25:22Okay.
01:25:23Unicorn.
01:25:24Horn.
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:26Yeah.
01:25:27What?
01:25:28Wait, wait.
01:25:29What did you say?
01:25:30Yeah.
01:25:31Yeah.
01:25:32Saddle.
01:25:33S.
01:25:34S.
01:25:35Slash.
01:25:36Slash.
01:25:37Slash.
01:25:38Slash.
01:25:39Slash.
01:25:40Slash.
01:25:41Do it.
01:25:42No.
01:25:48He said he had 10 shots.
01:25:50He's never going to hit the shot.
01:25:51No, no.
01:25:52But it's good because in a year's time we'll do this again.
01:25:54We'll use this as like the montage.
01:26:00Do it.
01:26:01Oh.
01:26:02All right.
01:26:03Okay.
01:26:04Here's the game.
01:26:05You lot will close your eyes.
01:26:07Okay.
01:26:08And then we'll guess whose foot is touching his foot.
01:26:10All right.
01:26:15Oh.
01:26:16Okay.
01:26:17You can open your eyes.
01:26:19Whose foot?
01:26:20I think Toby touched my foot.
01:26:21Wow.
01:26:22Wow.
01:26:23Toby's turn.
01:26:24Toby's turn to get his feet fucked with him.
01:26:25Do you have to suck a toe or how does it work?
01:26:26Go on.
01:26:27No.
01:26:28That's my box.
01:26:29That's my box.
01:26:30Josh, let's go.
01:26:31It's quite opposite of anything.
01:26:32It's quite opposite.
01:26:33Come on.
01:26:34Let's go, bro.
01:26:35Hoorah.
01:26:36I'm not sure I like it.
01:26:37Come on.
01:26:38Go on.
01:26:39I swear direction's off again now.
01:26:40Oh my God.
01:26:41You hit the pin.
01:26:42You hit the flag.
01:26:43You hit the flag.
01:26:44Oh my God.
01:26:45Let's go bro, hoorah!
01:26:48I'm not sure I like it.
01:26:49Come on.
01:26:51Go on.
01:26:54I swear direction's off again now.
01:27:02Oh my God, you hit the flag.
01:27:03You hit the pin.
01:27:04You hit the flag.
01:27:05Oh my God.
01:27:07You got it wrong, bro.
01:27:08You got it wrong.
01:27:15I know it was fine.
01:27:17I lost it, bro.
01:27:18Yeah.
01:27:19Yeah.
01:27:20You tried to spit on your toe, bro.
01:27:22Yeah.
01:27:23Oh.
01:27:24Oh.
01:27:25Oh.
01:27:26Oh, stone pole, bro.
01:27:27Stone pole.
01:27:28Stone pole.
01:27:29Stone pole.
01:27:30He's got to be ejected.
01:27:31Oh.
01:27:32Oh.
01:27:33Oh.
01:27:34Oh.
01:27:35Oh.
01:27:36Fucking hell.
01:27:37Yeah.
01:27:38Oh.
01:27:39Come on.
01:27:40Come on.
01:27:41Woo.
01:27:43Hey, how am I supposed to tell you what did you order?
01:27:45Yes.
01:27:46Hurray.
01:27:47Nice.
01:27:48Fast though.
01:27:49You called him free-fronted.
01:27:52Now I tell him to come.
01:27:54Yeah.
01:27:55Hello.
01:27:56Hey, you got him for a minute.
01:28:02Random move.
01:28:05Whoa.
01:28:06Whoa...
01:28:07Whoa...
01:28:08Thank you, whoa.
01:28:09Joe Chris was
01:28:14Woo.
01:28:16Yes!
01:28:17Oh my God.
01:28:18Oh my God.
01:28:20That pulled me down there.
01:28:21That was it.
01:28:36How many more is there?
01:28:39What about the donkeys?
01:28:40The donkeys, the horses?
01:28:42We're gonna get a noise.
01:28:43Right.
01:28:44The animals.
01:28:46The animals.
01:28:51Yeah.
01:28:57Wow, thanks.
01:28:59That was unreal, isn't it?
01:29:00Class man.
01:29:01Magical.
01:29:02Right.
01:29:03Real.
01:29:04Go manual.
01:29:05Let's go check out the animal, shall we?
01:29:06What?
01:29:07That's the end.
01:29:08Yea!
01:29:09Let's go get some sleep.
01:29:21Oh, my. Are you joking me?
01:29:32Frank.
01:29:34I think it's over.
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