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00:00...boyfriend, so I can finally lose my virginity.
00:04Please come back.
00:06Oh god, I think she's missing Santa for Tinder.
00:13Look at you.
00:15Freckles like a mold sandwich.
00:17Even your body looks like you've used K-Tip.
00:21Let's bury Santa the tough case this year.
00:30I'm sorry.
00:32I'm sorry.
00:33I'm sorry.
00:34I'm sorry.
00:35I'm sorry.
00:36I'm sorry.
00:37I'm sorry.
00:38I'm sorry.
00:39I'm sorry.
00:40Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
00:44You get your options.
00:48First, strip down and ask who wanna make your little Christmas wish country.
00:54Or...
00:55I can print this and put it all over me with it.
01:02Please don't.
01:06There is no way out of this slut.
01:11Why don't you ask James?
01:13Go on!
01:16Three...
01:20Two...
01:21James, would you...
01:22Ew!
01:24What the fuck?
01:26I don't see a motherfucking cactus.
01:46Are you okay?
01:49Where did you come from?
01:53Santa?
01:55Could it be?
01:57Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
02:01You look like you need a Christmas present.
02:04Go on.
02:05Pick one.
02:06It's yours.
02:13I pick you.
02:22It's yours.
02:23Two or three.
02:24This is the the best to be her.
02:25He's putting a cut.
02:26It's the Mastroi.
02:27Black bzw.
02:29What is it?
02:30It's the Mastroi.
02:31It's the Mastroi.
02:32It's the Bardo.
02:33It's beautiful.
02:34There he is.
02:35The Mastroi.
02:36This is the The Mastroi.
02:38The Mastroi.
02:39It's a house.
02:40It's a house.
02:41It's a house.
02:43It's a house.
02:44It's a house.
02:45You can stand out of this place.
02:46And the Mastroi takes a house.
02:47You can see the red spirit.
02:48The Mastroi.
02:49Cleo, are you ready to be my reindeer?
02:52Wait, how?
02:55How do you know my name?
02:57Magic.
02:59No, it's right on that student card over there.
03:04Can I tell you a secret?
03:07This is my first time.
03:10I don't really know what I'm doing.
03:12Our first time?
03:14Do you not...
03:16Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
03:18No, it's just...
03:21Are you sure you want your first time to be...
03:25With me?
03:29I'm sure.
03:45Did you leave?
03:48Morning, Miss Reyn, dear.
03:53Last night wasn't a game to me.
03:55If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
03:58Brett Langley.
04:01Brett Langley?
04:04I slept with Brett Langley.
04:07The bad boy?
04:08I got remarried.
04:09You got remarried?
04:10You just buried mom a few months ago.
04:11Where's the goddamn ruster?
04:12Swap her out!
04:13I'm telling you, not asking!
04:14Her name is Rosemary Vale.
04:15She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
04:16Name's Thistle.
04:17And she's a freshman.
04:18Like I fucking care.
04:19I will never accept them.
04:20It's not your call.
04:21I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
04:22Play nice and you'll get your credit cards back.
04:23No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
04:24I'm telling you, not asking!
04:25I'm telling you, not asking!
04:27Her name is Rosemary Vale.
04:29She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
04:30Name's Thistle.
04:31And she's a freshman.
04:32And she's a freshman.
04:33Like I fucking care.
04:34I will never accept them.
04:37It's not your call!
04:43I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
04:45Play nice and you'll get your credit cards back.
04:48No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
04:55Not a goddamn chance in hell.
05:02But you're not quite what I pictured.
05:20I did it.
05:21I proved myself.
05:23Maybe they'll finally accept me.
05:27Well, well.
05:29Here comes our Virgin Queen.
05:32I'm not a Virgin anymore.
05:34I...
05:46I will delete it right now.
05:47Give it to me.
05:52Huh.
05:53This is too good to delete.
05:55Imagine how pissed Rat will be
05:57when he hears that this bitch was name dropping him for attention.
06:02Who made our little reindeer cry?
06:15Let's go.
06:24Relax.
06:25I've got you.
06:26I was wrong about him.
06:29He's actually nice.
06:30Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
06:33He'll help me with Britney.
06:34Right?
06:35Brad?
06:37Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
06:42What?
06:43I can't hear you.
06:45Forget it.
06:46I'll ask another time.
06:52This is how you'll help me shake it off.
06:57You?
06:58Baking a cake?
07:03Alright.
07:04Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
07:08Is that the picture?
07:09Is that right?
07:12Is that right?
07:24How's that taste?
07:31Sweet.
07:33Alright, let's go.
07:34Let's go.
07:40I got teamwork.
07:47At...
07:48The...
07:49Homecoming dance is in...
07:50Two days.
07:51Would you...
07:52Maybe...
07:53Wanna...
07:56Now sugar.
07:59Sugar makes you happy.
08:01It's science.
08:04Anyway...
08:09What were you saying?
08:12This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
08:19I'll never forget it.
08:21You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
08:24No one's ever brought me a birthday party before.
08:27Well then.
08:28Every cake...
08:29Needs a candle.
08:33Go ahead.
08:35Every cake...
08:37Needs a candle.
08:45Go ahead.
08:46Sounds good.
08:47Because, if it's not� than the new movie house...
08:49She's not as bad as her mother...
08:53She's just...
09:08isn't here yet he's like 15 minutes late he's probably just running late i'll i'll text him
09:17again take it to rest it's not a game there's no way he will be into someone who looks like a 12
09:26here's a boy dude you've got to see this rinny's about to eat her alive
09:37since you're so desperate for rest attention why don't i help you up no no let me go
09:54oh
10:11oh my god look at you oh don't do
10:14so pretty really let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
10:26everyone check this out
10:28fix your eyes on aster heights top girl please don't fail
10:35look how popular you are unfortunately no matter how pathetic you look rat won't care because he
10:48only belongs to me
11:02no way breath won't go for anyone but me
11:20hey
11:26now i heard someone's been spreading rumors that i slept with you
11:34joke
11:38rat i need
11:44it's show time liar
11:48oh
11:53oh don't be shy now show us your charm
11:58everyone let's give it a round of applause
12:02how our new walking sexo ball
12:12dicks and stonewits know her sister spuddy makes us her
12:18oh you get tired so soon we should keep you going with some carbs
12:23what i'm saying
12:29yummy
12:40great that's so much better
12:42so don't let her
12:44so don't let her choke
12:47here's something to wash it down with
12:56why did you lie is this what you wanted
13:01is she out of her mind this is a gala not a strip club
13:05you want honey no one's getting hard
13:07something doesn't feel wrong
13:09something doesn't feel wrong isn't she being forced into this
13:20we're even hiding you got nothing in there
13:24she looks like a stick figure strip all you want honey no one's getting hard
13:35i'm so excited
13:47i'm sure i'm just thinking about that
13:48i don't know
13:51i don't know
13:53i don't know
13:57you
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