christmas wish

max short

6 weeks ago

💖(telegram@linkeex)

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00:00My boyfriend, so I can finally lose my virginity.

00:04Please come back.

00:06Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for Tinder.

00:13Look at you.

00:15Freckles like a mood sandwich.

00:18Even your body looks like you've used K-Tip.

00:21Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.

00:30Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.

00:46You get two options.

00:48First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish country.

00:54Three, four, I can print this and put it all over me with it.

01:02Please don't.

01:05There is no way out of this slut.

01:10Why don't you ask James?

01:12Go on.

01:15Three.

01:20Two.

01:21James, would you...

01:23Ew, what the fuck?

01:26I don't see all the fucking characters.

01:45Are you okay?

01:48Where did you come from?

01:53Santa?

01:55Could it be?

01:57Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?

02:01You look like you need a Christmas present.

02:04Go on.

02:05Pick one.

02:06It's yours.

02:12I pick you.

02:14Pick one.

02:38Okay.

02:39We'll do it.

02:39So, Miss Thistle Vale, are you ready to be my reindeer?

02:52Wait, how?

02:55How do you know my name?

02:57Magic.

02:58No, it's right on that student card over there.

03:03Can I tell you a secret?

03:06This is my first time.

03:09I don't really know what I'm doing.

03:12Our first time.

03:14Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?

03:18No, it's just...

03:20Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?

03:29I'm sure.

03:29Did you leave?

03:45Morning, Miss Reed, dear.

03:53Last night wasn't a game to me.

03:55If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.

03:59Brett Langley.

04:01Langley?

04:02I slept with Brett Langley.

04:06The bad boy?

04:07I got remarried.

04:14You got remarried?

04:16You just buried mom a few months ago.

04:20Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?

04:22I'm telling you, not asking.

04:25Her name is Rosemary Vale.

04:28She's got a daughter that goes to your school.

04:30Name's Thistle.

04:31And she's a freshman.

04:33Like I fucking care.

04:35I will never accept them.

04:37It's not your call.

04:42I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.

04:45Play nice and you'll get your credit cards back.

04:48No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.

04:55Not a goddamn chance in hell.

05:05But you're not quite what I pictured.

05:20I did it.

05:21I proved myself.

05:23Maybe they'll finally accept me.

05:27Well, well.

05:29Here comes our virgin queen.

05:32I'm not a virgin anymore.

05:33I-I will delete it right now.

05:47Give it to me.

05:51Huh.

05:52This is too good to delete.

05:54Imagine how pissed Brett will be

05:56when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.

06:03Who made our little reindeer cry?

06:15Let's go.

06:24Relax.

06:24I've got you.

06:25I was wrong about him.

06:28He's actually nice.

06:30Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.

06:32He'll help me with Brittany.

06:34Right?

06:35Brett?

06:36Would you be my date to the homecoming dance on Monday?

06:42What?

06:42I can't hear you.

06:44Forget it.

06:46I'll ask another time.

06:47I'll ask another time.

06:49This is how you'll help me shake it off.

06:57You?

06:58Baking a cake?

07:03Alright.

07:04Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.

07:08Is that the picture?

07:12Is that right?

07:13How's that taste?

07:31Sweet.

07:33Alright.

07:33Let's go.

07:40I have teamwork.

07:43At the homecoming dance is in two days.

07:51Would you maybe want to?

07:55Now sugar.

07:58Sugar makes you happy.

08:00It's science.

08:07Anyway, what were you saying?

08:09This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.

08:19I'll never forget it.

08:21You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?

08:24No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.

08:27I'll never forget it.

08:28I'll never forget it.

08:29I'll never forget it.

08:30I'll never forget it.

08:31I'll never forget it.

08:32I'll never forget it.

08:33Well then.

08:35Every cake needs a candle.

08:45Go ahead.

08:45She's not as bad as her mother.

09:00She's just her.

09:02So, why Rat isn't here yet?

09:10He's like 15 minutes late.

09:14He's probably just running late.

09:16I'll text him again.

09:18Take it to Rat.

09:19Rat's not a game.

09:21There's no way he will be into someone who looks like a 12-years-old boy.

09:30Dude, you've got to see this.

09:33Rini's about to eat her alive.

09:37Since you're so desperate for Rat's attention,

09:40why don't I help you up?

09:43No.

09:44No, let me go.

09:45No.

09:45No, let me go.

09:47Oh, my God.

10:12Look at you.

10:14Oh, hold up.

10:17So pretty, really.

10:20Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.

10:26Everyone, check this out.

10:29Face your eyes on an Aston Heights top girl.

10:34Please don't fail.

10:39Look how popular you are.

10:41Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,

10:45Rat won't care.

10:48Because he only belongs to me.

10:50That was terrible!

10:52That was terrible!

11:17No way!

11:18Red won't go for anyone but me!

11:22Hey!

11:26Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.

11:34Great joke.

11:38Red, I need...

11:44It's showtime, liar.

11:48I feel like only you could.

11:53Oh, don't be shy now.

11:55Show us your charm.

11:58Everyone!

12:00Let's give an honor of applause.

12:02Our new walk-in sexy ball.

12:12Dicks and Stormwits know her.

12:14So-so-sperty makes us her.

12:18Oh, you get tired so soon.

12:22We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?

12:30Yummy!

12:31Great!

12:32That's so much better!

12:33Don't let her joke!

12:34Here's something to wash it down with!

12:36Here's something to wash it down with!

12:37Great!

12:38That's so much better!

12:42Don't let her joke!

12:43Here's something to wash it down with!

12:45Why did you lie?

12:46Is this what you wanted?

12:47Is she out of her mind?

12:48This is a gala, not a strip club.

12:51If something doesn't feel wrong ...

12:52Isn't she putting folks into this...

12:53...

12:57We're...

12:58What are you doing?

12:59Do you want me to wash it down?

13:01Wh-what can you do?

13:02You can't drink them all in the kitchen.

13:03If something doesn't feel wrong,

13:04it's not a drink.

13:05It's not a drink!

13:06It's not a drink!

13:07It's not a drink!

13:09Why did you lie?

13:10Is this what you wanted?

13:11Is she out of her mind?

13:12This is a gala, not a strip club.

13:14we're even hiding you got nothing in there she looks like a stick figure

13:26strip all you want honey no one's getting hard

13:44and if we're bound to break then tell me why my heart's still holding on

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