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The Boy I Hate Full Episode
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00:00:00okay well all this noise is giving me a headache so i'm gonna go back upstairs
00:00:09oh there's tristan i lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her
00:00:18it's also killing me is that he's my best friend she'll be pissed if she finds out i slept with
00:00:26your brother yeah uh i'll be up in a sec okay
00:00:31why is he acting like nothing happened between us
00:00:39all those feelings last night
00:00:43are they just gone
00:00:47i'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way
00:00:56i cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now
00:01:02look either way i'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your life
00:01:08oh my god wait
00:01:10duh why don't you drive with my brother
00:01:12no i'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10 okay i love you bye
00:01:17no no no no no no
00:01:18you're supposed to knock not break down my door you giant
00:01:26never mind wren she's up now
00:01:37tristan long time no see
00:01:44mind if we skip the small talk i wasn't planning on coming to sherman oaks on my way to new york
00:01:49so is this your outfit or just hold on
00:01:57i think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:04i took a red eye from austin to surprise wren for a grad party
00:02:12i don't remember you at that party
00:02:15i uh
00:02:16left early to go out with my family and boyfriend
00:02:21steven
00:02:22boyfriend
00:02:23is that all your luggage
00:02:27yeah but i gotta take the sculpture down first
00:02:29so
00:02:30and give me a hand
00:02:34i got it
00:02:48we're going all the way to new york in that
00:02:56that's the plan sweetheart
00:02:58wow tristan
00:02:59you're just as sweet and considerate as i remember
00:03:02tell me smiles
00:03:04what exactly do you remember
00:03:07tell me smiles
00:03:12what exactly do you remember
00:03:15not much
00:03:25perfect
00:03:26makes two of us
00:03:28you're saying you don't remember me
00:03:30who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:03:33yeah
00:03:34totally
00:03:35well like you said we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that
00:03:40we don't have anything to do with each other and i think it's best we keep it that way
00:03:43agreed
00:03:44suit yourself
00:03:45i'm sure your boyfriend stefan
00:03:48steven
00:03:48would appreciate that
00:03:49well i think in this so i did as well
00:03:53i think i do remember today
00:03:55i think my boyfriend steven
00:03:56gave me a nice trip
00:03:57oh
00:03:58let's go
00:03:59fine
00:03:59huh
00:04:03this
00:04:04so
00:04:06everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee tell me about it she just
00:04:28barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married she even know the guy uh he and Ren seem
00:04:33happy I guess they're in love what about you yeah you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually I am
00:04:44yeah wasn't telling a joke but okay I just think it's funny how you say you're in love but your
00:04:53little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York yeah he has work
00:04:57it's very important yeah more important than you yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing
00:05:04your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so
00:05:08you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do that come on finish your sentence Tristan
00:05:17I'm a big girl I was gonna say
00:05:20you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:05:25uh my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely I can't believe you just said
00:05:35that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at Stephen's
00:05:40office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:05:43you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:05:52Steven turn the phone off you're killing the mood
00:06:06baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:09what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary
00:06:17hey after the wedding kitten hey and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school I would
00:06:22have never wasted my time
00:06:24Tristan what are you doing here I've been gone for over a half hour
00:06:31what happened nothing let's let's go you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to
00:06:38you no Tristan let's just go please before he sees me Sammy
00:06:42she didn't catch us right it's weird
00:06:44can I help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:06:53you slimy piece of shit do I know you nah but I know you
00:06:59you're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:07:04do you have any idea who you're talking to how do you even know Sam better yet why do you even care
00:07:12let's just say I'm a friend someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking
00:07:18advantage of her kindness kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know and uh also doesn't
00:07:26take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure you don't deserve to say her name
00:07:30all she ever does is care about you and you're here talking shit when you should be thankful
00:07:36she even gives you the time of fucking day who do you think you are coming in here and talking to
00:07:40me like that I'm the guy about to teach you some respect I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the
00:07:47hell out of mine oh my god Steven the fuck is wrong with you security get the hell out of my
00:07:57the fuck is wrong with you security you're lucky that's all I do hey if you ever bad mouth
00:08:07Samantha smiles again she's so much as look at her wrong you won't just be losing a plan or two
00:08:12you'll be losing teeth got it
00:08:16what the hell was that all about hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you mean
00:08:28you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:08:32why would you just because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses
00:08:37me the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know
00:08:43the real you he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and I would never do that to
00:08:49you Sam because I just I because you what sorry I just forget it
00:09:00because you what forget it what I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy
00:09:11already I can't okay you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:16Tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth look I'll deal with Steven later
00:09:21all right I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after the wedding okay
00:09:26smiles you know you deserve more than this don't you I just want to get out of here okay please
00:09:36fine just don't let me catch you crying again or I don't know what I'll do
00:09:48see
00:09:51better
00:09:53hey Sammy sorry to pick up earlier honey today was crazy
00:10:17no it's okay no you're busy that plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me
00:10:23oh no are you all right yeah but it was just so weird seemed like he knew you big blonde guy kind
00:10:31of looks like a surfer no doesn't sound familiar uh but I'm glad you're okay yeah I should be all
00:10:36right for the wedding I gotta go have a safe drive honey love you yeah I love you too see you soon
00:10:41don't look at me like that look I'll figure it out after the wedding this isn't forever
00:10:46yeah I heard that one before
00:10:48good night Tristan
00:11:11move
00:11:13is this the book about the sexy elves
00:11:16You know what you need, a nice dip in the light.
00:11:46To wash off all our germs.
00:11:48I can't even swim.
00:11:49Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:55He'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:58To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:12:03Earth to Samantha.
00:12:12Miles.
00:12:12Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:21Yes?
00:12:24Hey.
00:12:29You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:33Uh, sure.
00:12:34Uh-huh.
00:12:50Hey, Savannah.
00:12:52It's Samantha.
00:12:53Oh.
00:12:54Right.
00:12:55For sure.
00:12:57Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:13:01You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:07I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:09Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:10You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:13Girl.
00:13:14I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:16You don't need me to get him.
00:13:20I'm nobody.
00:13:22What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:24What?
00:13:25What's your problem?
00:13:26Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:28That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:31What?
00:13:33Hey.
00:13:34Hey!
00:13:35You want to be different so bad.
00:13:37You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:41What?
00:13:42Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:44She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:47Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:51I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:53God, just leave me alone.
00:14:03Oh yeah?
00:14:04Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:05So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:09Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:12You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:14Well then let us help you.
00:14:24Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:33She's not coming back up.
00:14:34Come on.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:57Oh.
00:14:58Oh.
00:14:58Oh.
00:14:58Oh.
00:15:00Oh.
00:15:01Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:15:11Oh, my God.
00:15:12Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:15Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:16All right, just get out of here.
00:15:18Babe, come on.
00:15:19It was an accident.
00:15:21We were just messing around.
00:15:22I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:28Go.
00:15:31Are you hurt?
00:15:35They must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:53Thank you for saving me.
00:16:01Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:06It isn't your fault.
00:16:08Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention?
00:16:10God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:11You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:13You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:15And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:16Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
00:16:22I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:24I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:26Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:29That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:33Oh, really?
00:16:36Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:39We shouldn't.
00:16:53No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:16:54You kissed me first.
00:16:57Remember?
00:16:57I, I know, but you're her older brother.
00:17:01And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:17:03I...
00:17:03But, but, you're not just any girl.
00:17:08Ken.
00:17:15Forget everyone else.
00:17:17It's just you and me.
00:17:23Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:24I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:29Was that a yes right now?
00:17:36I want you, Justin.
00:17:39I don't want to stop.
00:18:05Have you ever done this before?
00:18:20I think I'm ready much my first everything.
00:18:22I don't want to stop.
00:18:52Where were you?
00:18:57I went to the bathroom.
00:18:59I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:19:04I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:07You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:09The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:17You brought me this.
00:19:19So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:22Ren, I...
00:19:23I mean, do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:25Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:27It's all anyone does.
00:19:28It's always about Tristan.
00:19:29Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:38You would never do that to me.
00:19:40Right, Sam?
00:19:42You're my friend because you love me?
00:19:45Of course.
00:19:46You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:50Come on.
00:19:51You know I hate him.
00:19:53We both hate him.
00:19:54He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:20:00Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:02And he never will.
00:20:03I know I can trust you.
00:20:12Always, Ren.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:15It's me and you.
00:20:25There they go.
00:20:26Show me all the golden boy.
00:20:27Again.
00:20:28Attention, everyone.
00:20:30We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:32You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:37My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:20:39He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:46Isn't that right, son?
00:20:47Yes, sir.
00:20:54Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:21:01Oh, great.
00:21:02The airhead's from across the lake are here, too.
00:21:06Hey?
00:21:08Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:10You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:12You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:14Well, then let us help you.
00:21:15Yeah.
00:21:15I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:16Ah!
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:21Oh, yeah.
00:21:22Fine.
00:21:23God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:25I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:27Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:33Okay.
00:21:33Hey, Tristan.
00:21:37Can I talk to you?
00:21:38I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:42All day.
00:21:44Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:46Need something?
00:21:48No.
00:21:49Never mind.
00:21:50Just...
00:21:51I got it.
00:21:55I got it.
00:21:55I got it.
00:21:55I knew you'd come around.
00:22:23Want to take this to your room?
00:22:24Nah, not in the mood.
00:22:39I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:48Tristan!
00:22:49Come on!
00:22:50Open up.
00:22:50It's already time.
00:22:51We got to get on the road.
00:22:52If you don't get up in the next ten seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:22:57my fist!
00:23:01Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:23:03Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:07Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:09Put some clothes on.
00:23:10The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:12Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:15If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:21Shut up.
00:23:22There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:24Put that on.
00:23:26God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:28Gee, thanks.
00:23:30Just pay him back the favor.
00:23:32Consider us even now.
00:23:33Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:42Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:44No.
00:23:45Why would I be?
00:23:47Grew up around you and Ren.
00:23:48It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:50It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:54We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:56You can't tease me like this.
00:23:59What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:24:01What if I'm serious?
00:24:02Tristan Montgomery.
00:24:04Being serious?
00:24:05I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:07Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:12I'm sorry.
00:24:16We should, uh, get going.
00:24:22Meet your side.
00:24:30We're out of gas.
00:24:31Don't worry about that.
00:24:32Filled up yesterday.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:39Got gas last night.
00:24:40We were taking your depression now.
00:24:41We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:44Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:46Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:48So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:25:00Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:25:02Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:25:04No harm in some conversation, right?
00:25:06It's basically just school and work.
00:25:08And I graduated last year, and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:10You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:13As much as I'd like to.
00:25:14I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:18What about you?
00:25:19I own my own business.
00:25:21Clean in pools.
00:25:22How did that happen?
00:25:24A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green
00:25:29pool was.
00:25:30Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:35That's where I came in.
00:25:36Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:38A bad porno?
00:25:39Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:54Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:59Hey.
00:26:04Hey.
00:26:06Uh, I have a health care.
00:26:08I still have a headache.
00:26:09Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Come in.
00:26:32You gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:26:36I'm sorry.
00:26:36Shh.
00:26:38I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:43How did you get it?
00:26:45Playing football?
00:26:46I remember it was raining.
00:26:50I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:55I woke up in the hospital, and I woke up in the hospital, and I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:27:01That was the last time I played college ball.
00:27:03I lost my scholarship.
00:27:04I lost my scholarship.
00:27:04I lost my scholarship.
00:27:05I'm so sorry.
00:27:11Well, you still got the rest of our lives, don't I?
00:27:17Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:30I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:32I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:34What can I get for you?
00:27:35Just two coffees, please.
00:27:35Huh?
00:27:36So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:37You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:38Oh, no.
00:27:39We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:41He's her older brother.
00:27:42So, you're shacking up with your best friend's brother.
00:27:43No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:44Well, that's complicated.
00:27:45But Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:46I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:47He doesn't even remember.
00:27:48Oh, sweet pea.
00:27:49You think the man.
00:27:50You think the man.
00:27:51What can I get for you?
00:27:52What can I get for you?
00:27:53Just two coffees, please.
00:27:54So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:55You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:56Oh, no.
00:27:57We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:58He's her older brother.
00:27:59So, you're shacking up with your best friend's brother.
00:28:00No, I have a boyfriend.
00:28:01Well, that's complicated.
00:28:02He hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:28:04He doesn't even remember.
00:28:07Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:09You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:28:14wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:17I think he can't.
00:28:20Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:26Hey.
00:28:28Anything sound good?
00:28:30What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:35Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:38You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:41Right?
00:28:44Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:53What do you remember about me?
00:29:00I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:05Especially the last one.
00:29:13I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:17Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:19I guess we all did stupid shit there.
00:29:21I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:24You know what else I remember?
00:29:26I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:32Oh, really?
00:29:34Is that it?
00:29:36What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:37Nothing.
00:29:39Nothing.
00:29:41You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:44That's exactly what I am.
00:29:47That's exactly what I am.
00:30:04Did we just run out of gas?
00:30:06I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:07I told you this would happen.
00:30:15We're out of gas.
00:30:16No, we're not.
00:30:18For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:20Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:30:21I know my car.
00:30:23My God.
00:30:26Do we have a problem?
00:30:28You are my problem.
00:30:29My best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:30:32you're saying cryptic shit like, I know my car.
00:30:35Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything!
00:30:42What do you want me to say?
00:30:44That it's my fault?
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:47It's my fucking fault.
00:30:48This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:50God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:52Should have just told Ren no.
00:30:54Agreed to what?
00:30:58Ren talked you into this.
00:31:00Yes.
00:31:01Didn't she?
00:31:03You didn't want to drive me.
00:31:05Sam.
00:31:09Sam.
00:31:10No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:12I didn't mean it.
00:31:14Hey.
00:31:15Hey.
00:31:20I'm frustrated too.
00:31:25We're in this together.
00:31:26Alright?
00:31:28You and me.
00:31:30What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:45You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:48Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:51We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:52For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:54Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:55Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:58I have a gift for my friend in the trunk and I don't want it damaged.
00:32:02You have my word, miss.
00:32:04Thank you so much, sir.
00:32:06Just call me Bob.
00:32:07So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:08We're on our way to New York.
00:32:09My best friend's getting married.
00:32:10Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:11I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:12Don't you agree, son?
00:32:13100%.
00:32:14How can I help you tonight?
00:32:15Two rooms, please.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:17Oh, shoot.
00:32:18I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:19I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:21I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:23I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:29How can I help you tonight?
00:32:32Two rooms, please.
00:32:36Shoot.
00:32:38I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:50That's okay.
00:32:51We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:53Thanks.
00:32:55Sir?
00:32:57We're the only spot in town.
00:32:59Everything else is over three hours away.
00:33:06One room will be fine.
00:33:09Look, it's just one night.
00:33:11Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:24So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:26I...
00:33:27I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:33Just forget it.
00:33:41Sorry.
00:33:44About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:47Good night, Sam.
00:33:54Good night, Sam.
00:33:54Hey, honey.
00:34:01I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:34:03I've been caught up at the office.
00:34:04How's the drive been?
00:34:06It's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:08The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:10That's nice.
00:34:11Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:13My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:15I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:17Are you kidding?
00:34:18I mean...
00:34:19No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:20You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:22Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:24I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:26He needs me.
00:34:26Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:28Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:30I mean...
00:34:31No, no, no.
00:34:31We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:33God, how could you?
00:34:34I...
00:34:34What was that?
00:34:43What was that?
00:34:44Huh?
00:34:45Oh, nothing.
00:34:46My co-worker just said something.
00:34:47Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:51Okay?
00:34:51See you soon.
00:35:00Hey.
00:35:01You okay?
00:35:02What happened?
00:35:04Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:07Broke up with him.
00:35:10What are you gonna say?
00:35:11I told you so.
00:35:11You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:13Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:14Sam.
00:35:14No.
00:35:16I'm sorry.
00:35:16No.
00:35:17Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:19I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:20Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:21Okay, just wait.
00:35:22Just wait.
00:35:22No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:23I should have said no.
00:35:25I should have...
00:35:25Sam!
00:35:26Sam!
00:35:26Sam!
00:35:26God, let me go, you fucking jerk!
00:35:47Will you just stop?
00:35:48I'm trying to help.
00:35:49Why?
00:35:51Because.
00:35:52Because why?
00:35:53Because he can't swim.
00:35:56You remember.
00:35:58Sam, just listen.
00:36:00Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:36:02You do remember League, the night of the cabin.
00:36:04Everything.
00:36:05Don't you?
00:36:07Yes, I remember.
00:36:11Sam, where are you going?
00:36:16Sam, where are you going?
00:36:18Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:20Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:24Sam, just stop.
00:36:25Samantha!
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:33Alright.
00:36:34Yeah, be right there.
00:36:40Fuck.
00:36:55I picked up the car, um, but we're not going to leave in tow-y.
00:37:15We're not going to leave in tow-y.
00:37:19Hmm.
00:37:20Tom.
00:37:24I don't feel like talking.
00:37:25What are you doing?
00:37:32I don't know.
00:37:35But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:38Samantha.
00:37:39Mm-hmm.
00:37:45How much have you had to drink?
00:37:48Doesn't matter.
00:37:49It's fine.
00:37:52You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:54Things I've never felt before.
00:37:59I hate you so much.
00:38:02But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:05I'm so bad.
00:38:06I'm so bad.
00:38:06I want you to wake up.
00:38:07It's fine.
00:38:08People who are not going to leave.
00:38:09I'm so bad.
00:38:10I don't know that you do.
00:38:11You know you're going to leave.
00:38:11I'm so bad.
00:38:12I'll just get in.
00:38:13I want you to think.
00:38:13I want you to be afraid.
00:38:14You're to be afraid.
00:38:14All right.
00:38:15I smell like that.
00:38:15I'm so bad.
00:38:16I'll be like, okay, so bad.
00:38:16I don't know.
00:38:17I'm so bad.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:19No, I don't know what you want.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22No, I don't know.
00:38:23You're getting ready.
00:38:25I'm sorry.
00:38:37I can't.
00:38:55Hey, are you hungry?
00:39:10Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:14Like what?
00:39:16Like you not talking to me.
00:39:19Not even looking at me.
00:39:23Is this all because of last night?
00:39:25Hey, uh, answer me.
00:39:31Yes.
00:39:35Yes.
00:39:36This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:38If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:40I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:43You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:39:45Why? Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:49You think I don't want you?
00:39:50You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:56I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:59And last night, I almost lost control.
00:40:05But you were drunk and...
00:40:08I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:10I can't do that.
00:40:11It can't do it.
00:40:13You think it's okay.
00:40:13You think it's maybe it will happen?
00:40:14I think it's great.
00:40:15You think it's ok.
00:40:16You think I want me to survive the party?
00:40:17Youкі você até like it.
00:40:18You think it'll always try to be part of the party in the party.
00:40:20But I don't catch him.
00:40:21It's fine.
00:40:22You think...
00:40:24I'll be sure to say it'll be take advantage of you like that.
00:40:25There's no way to be such an empty garden at the party.
00:40:26I want you, Tristan.
00:40:56Hey, so one room or two?
00:41:05Um, one room, please.
00:41:12Here you go.
00:41:13We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:15Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:16I might dive in the pool.
00:41:18Tell her I say hi.
00:41:21Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:23Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:25Renee, it's me.
00:41:26Oh, my God, Sam?
00:41:27Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:29I fell in a pool.
00:41:30It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:33Don't be.
00:41:34I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:35I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:38God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:40So you're just telling each other everything?
00:41:42Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:44Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:47Love you.
00:41:51Everything good?
00:41:53Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:56You okay?
00:42:00Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:42:02Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:09What?
00:42:09Why?
00:42:11Is this because of Renee?
00:42:12Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:18And it can't happen again.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:23Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:26I don't know.
00:42:31You tell me.
00:42:31No, you tell me.
00:42:33You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:35Let's do it.
00:42:35What are you talking about?
00:42:36You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:40Some stupid shit there.
00:42:42You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:44I hate Tristan.
00:42:48Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:49Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:53Ring any bells?
00:42:54You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:59Did you mean it?
00:43:00Of course I didn't.
00:43:02Then why'd you say it?
00:43:03Why'd you push me away?
00:43:05And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:09Renee is my best friend, and she...
00:43:11You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:14I just...
00:43:15I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:17God.
00:43:18I'm sorry.
00:43:19I just...
00:43:21I don't regret last night.
00:43:24And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:26I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:32It's okay.
00:43:34I get it.
00:43:37You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:43You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:49I came to drop off some things at the house, and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:44:00Tristan!
00:44:01My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:10And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:13Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:15Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:16Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:21I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work, and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:34It isn't stupid.
00:44:35You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:38Then it's worth it.
00:44:40Then it's worth it.
00:44:41My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:43My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:45Yeah, you're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:48Oh, God, no.
00:44:50Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:54Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:55Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:45:00Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:45:07It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:11I'm so scared of failing, and I haven't let myself live.
00:45:28You deserve everything.
00:45:31You hear me?
00:45:33Everything.
00:45:35I wanted to hate you, but I don't.
00:45:41I don't.
00:45:42I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:46I never have.
00:46:11Oh, finally made it.
00:46:18I have something for you.
00:46:25A cell phone?
00:46:26If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:32Wild Stallion?
00:46:36Is that your code name?
00:46:37Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:41I can't help you.
00:46:42We hate each other.
00:46:42Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:49It's what you want, right?
00:46:50Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:52I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late.
00:46:57Ow.
00:46:58Uh, your head smiles.
00:47:00I said I understand.
00:47:01You can be my dirty little secret.
00:47:03Oh, stop.
00:47:05So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:47:07You motherfuckers.
00:47:11Took you long enough?
00:47:14You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:16Whoa, whoa.
00:47:17Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:19Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:22It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:23And you must be Samantha.
00:47:26Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:27I feel like I already know you.
00:47:29Bring it in.
00:47:31I'll take your bag.
00:47:33Yes!
00:47:34Oh, my God!
00:47:35I can't even know.
00:47:37I was afraid.
00:47:39Did Tristina play nice, or do I need a beat as us?
00:47:41What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:43Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:44A pirouette on your corpse, if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:47:47Relax, Ren.
00:47:48It wasn't bad.
00:47:49It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:51You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:54because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:57Yeah?
00:47:58And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:48:02I don't think I ever heard a,
00:48:03thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:48:06I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:09Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:11They really do hate each other.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:16Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:19I need to get my native also fitted into a dress!
00:48:31No, Dean, tell you.
00:48:34Okay, a tie works.
00:48:38Mom.
00:48:40Please.
00:48:42Okay, you'll have to figure it out.
00:48:45Are you alone?
00:48:46You wish.
00:48:48I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:49My room's next door.
00:48:50That's too bad.
00:48:50You should be in mine instead.
00:48:52Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:54I like it when you call me that.
00:48:55What's your room number?
00:48:56I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:57You can't.
00:48:57I'm with your sister.
00:48:58Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:49:00Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:49:02I need help picking up my earrings.
00:49:03See what I mean?
00:49:04Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:06Come to my room later, please.
00:49:08Sam?
00:49:09Are you alive?
00:49:10I gotta go.
00:49:11I'll talk to you later.
00:49:11Okay, which ones?
00:49:18I think the pearls.
00:49:21Thank God you're here.
00:49:23I can't wait to be married, so I never have to plan a wedding again.
00:49:26It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:28I'm sorry.
00:49:29I miss so much.
00:49:30Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:31If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:35the way here.
00:49:36When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:37I don't know.
00:49:37When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:44I broke up with him.
00:49:47When?
00:49:48Why?
00:49:49He's cheating on me.
00:49:53You were right, Wren.
00:49:55I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:57I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:59Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told me
00:50:04he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:10God, I'm sorry.
00:50:12But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:17How do you take it?
00:50:18Like a pussy?
00:50:20I have no clue.
00:50:21My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:25Come here.
00:50:27Oh, serves him right.
00:50:28Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:34I'm done with him.
00:50:36That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:38Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:41And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at his wedding.
00:50:43Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:59We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:51:03I had you all to myself for days.
00:51:06Non-stop.
00:51:07I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:09Wait, hold on.
00:51:10Can we talk?
00:51:11Sure?
00:51:14What about?
00:51:15I was talking with Wren earlier.
00:51:18Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:23So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:25Thank you, Tristan.
00:51:27I didn't even think of that.
00:51:29So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:31Does she know about us?
00:51:33No, but I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:40Are you sure?
00:51:42Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:47I'm done, too.
00:51:50No more hiding.
00:51:52I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:54How could you?
00:52:21Oh, Ren, I, I, why was she here?
00:52:31Did someone see?
00:52:33Mom showed up this morning and dad wasn't with her.
00:52:38She found out about the affair and she came here and she saw us and, oh my God.
00:52:51Oh, you were right. I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:57If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:53:05Well, Ren ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:09Mom's down in the lobby. She's in shock, too.
00:53:13Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:18I'll be okay.
00:53:21I'll see you over here, so we can.
00:53:40I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:45Thanks for coming, guys. It's good to have you.
00:53:48I'm in love with Tristan. I'm so afraid.
00:53:50Excuse me.
00:53:52How's Ren?
00:53:56As well as can be expected.
00:53:59You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:54:02Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:54:07Maybe something happened to him.
00:54:08Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:13Surprise!
00:54:13Stephen, what are you doing here?
00:54:18I left work for you, Sammy. Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:22Didn't you get my text?
00:54:24What text? I didn't get any text.
00:54:26The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:27I...
00:54:28Boy, I fell in the pool. Oh, my God.
00:54:31I broke up with him.
00:54:41Wait.
00:54:42Don't I know that guy?
00:54:44God, I cannot believe you, Stephen.
00:54:46Jesus Christ.
00:54:46I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:49And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:52Look, I don't want to make a scene. Let's just go talk some...
00:54:54No.
00:54:55Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:07God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:09And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:13I broke up with you.
00:55:16Excuse me?
00:55:17I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:22And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:28Honey, what? What are you talking about?
00:55:31Come on, you're being crazy. You know I love you. I would never cheat on you.
00:55:35I saw her. She was on your lap.
00:55:37I'm going to dump her ass. You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:41Hey, after the wedding, kitten. You were there.
00:55:45Sammy, honey, listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:50I'll admit, I made a mistake, but I can change.
00:55:54No, Steven. I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:59But it's over now. I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:56:02Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:56:05I know you love me. You can't live without me. You even told me so.
00:56:09Listen to me. You don't know what you're throwing away right now. You need me.
00:56:14Not anymore. Now get out.
00:56:17My dad isn't coming.
00:56:34Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:38Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:44I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:47I tried calling.
00:56:48This typical Tristan.
00:56:50It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:53He gets that from my dad.
00:56:56Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:58It was your wedding. I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:57:01It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:57:05You're right.
00:57:06I didn't tell you because...
00:57:08Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:13And what? You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:16I'm an adult, Sam. We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:19I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:21Not even you.
00:57:25Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:28I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:30You love Tristan?
00:57:35Yes.
00:57:38I love him.
00:57:43I love him so much.
00:57:45Then you need to tell him.
00:57:52I know.
00:58:09Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:15Her mother and I do.
00:58:19Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:58:24I do.
00:58:25Do you take Finn to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:58:29I do.
00:58:31Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:35I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:38You may kiss the bride.
00:58:40I do.
00:58:45Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:59:01Are you ignoring me?
00:59:03I don't know what you mean.
00:59:04I'm sorry.
00:59:05I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:59:07You told me you broke up with him.
00:59:08I did.
00:59:10I swear.
00:59:11Then why was he here?
00:59:12Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:17Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:20I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:22and you just let me lay in your bed
00:59:26like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:29Please, let me explain.
00:59:32Save it.
00:59:33Done.
00:59:33I'm done.
00:59:38Hi.
00:59:39Hi.
00:59:42What are you doing in here?
00:59:45You should be at your reception.
00:59:47I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:50Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:51Will you please come out?
00:59:52Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly,
00:59:54and I need to sit.
01:00:03Remember when I went to see Tristan
01:00:05during the fall final of sophomore year?
01:00:07It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:10I know.
01:00:10He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:15But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:19All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:22So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:25when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:27I ended it with Steven.
01:00:29He didn't get my text,
01:00:30but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:32I know.
01:00:33I know.
01:00:34He won't even talk to me.
01:00:36Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:38you need to talk to him.
01:00:40If you really love him,
01:00:42now listen.
01:00:44Come here.
01:00:44Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:53I have known Renee Montgomery
01:01:04since we were in First Grid.
01:01:06Last year, she called me up at midnight
01:01:08and told me she met a guy.
01:01:10She told me she loved him
01:01:12and that they were getting married.
01:01:14I didn't say this at the time,
01:01:16but my first thought was,
01:01:17are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:20I'd been with a man for five years
01:01:22and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:24How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:27I realized,
01:01:29Ren had it right.
01:01:32Time doesn't matter
01:01:33when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:35because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:37and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:41Like giving your heart to someone
01:01:43after only a few weeks
01:01:44or a few days.
01:01:47That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:49and that's how I did too.
01:01:51To the bride and groom
01:01:53and to love that is timeless.
01:02:07Excuse me.
01:02:08Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:10Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:12I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:14Give me a call when you can.
01:02:15I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:19I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:21Absolutely.
01:02:22Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:26I look forward to your call.
01:02:27Hey, can we talk?
01:02:47Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:49After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:50I know.
01:02:51I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:53I...
01:02:53I was scared.
01:02:58Okay?
01:02:59I was shitty to you.
01:03:01I know that.
01:03:02I was angry, hurt,
01:03:04and instead of letting you in,
01:03:05I shut you out.
01:03:06So when I saw you with Steven,
01:03:08all of those insecurities,
01:03:10you started pouring out of me again.
01:03:12I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:14I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:16Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:03:18and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:21So I convinced myself
01:03:23that it would hurt less
01:03:25if I just walked away first.
01:03:29You know,
01:03:29that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:32Trust him.
01:03:33I realized that I was being a coward
01:03:36for pushing you away.
01:03:41I was being a coward
01:03:42for pushing you away.
01:03:44I know now
01:03:45that if I let that happen,
01:03:47I will be giving up
01:03:48on the best thing
01:03:50that's ever happened to me.
01:03:52Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:56It stopped the night of the cabin
01:03:58all those years back,
01:03:59and it stopped again
01:04:03when you got in my car
01:04:04in Los Angeles.
01:04:06Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:04:08but I want you
01:04:10to need me
01:04:11the way that I need you.
01:04:13How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:16Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:18I am just miserably,
01:04:21pathetically in love with you.
01:04:23I want every week,
01:04:29every day,
01:04:30every moment
01:04:31to be with you.
01:04:33What do you say?
01:04:34Forget the past,
01:04:35ignore the future,
01:04:36let's just get in my car
01:04:37and drive, you and me.
01:04:38We'll go anywhere
01:04:39the world wants to go.
01:04:40I'll go anywhere
01:04:40in the world with you.
01:04:42You're really going to take us
01:04:43around the world
01:04:44in this piece of junk?
01:04:45Sweetheart,
01:04:46I'll make sure
01:04:46it's just a fucking Pluto.
01:04:48You know,
01:04:49as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:50Just say yes.
01:04:53Please say yes.
01:04:54Please.
01:05:07Yes.
01:05:12Oh!
01:05:16And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:18I love them both,
01:05:20but I'm literally
01:05:21going to kill them
01:05:21if they don't make up
01:05:22before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:23Maybe some relationships
01:05:25just take time to...
01:05:27Wait,
01:05:28isn't it them right now?
01:05:29No fucking way.
01:05:30They're making out too.
01:05:33Whoa.
01:05:34You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:36Did you two dumbasses
01:05:37really think you could get away
01:05:38without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:40I hope you know
01:05:41I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:42at your guys' wedding.
01:05:43Oh, get your hands
01:05:44off my girl, Brad.
01:05:45Hey, she was my friend
01:05:46before she was your girl,
01:05:47okay?
01:05:48You're always going to be
01:05:49number one.
01:05:50Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:53Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:54Sugar Plum.
01:05:55We are going to hit the road.
01:06:00Where are you guys even going?
01:06:02To the gas station.
01:06:03We will see you.
01:06:14We will see you guys
01:06:16in the pool.
01:06:17We will see you again.
01:06:20We will see you again.
01:06:21We'll see you then.
01:06:22We will see you again.
01:06:23We'll see you again.
01:06:23Over the yakima 물.
01:06:24We'll see you again.
01:06:25Over the yakima,
01:06:25we're not mois founded,
01:06:26you're going to fulg'd over it
01:06:27into yourasha's room,
01:06:27we're going to be
01:06:28ourselves soon.
01:06:29We will see you again.
01:06:30However,
01:06:30we'll see you again.
01:06:31We owe you again.
01:06:31Bye-bye.
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