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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started it.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton!
00:01:28Oh!
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you!
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:40Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jay.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46How far?
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:54Chantal.
00:04:55Nice to meet you.
00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:41Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:42So far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:30After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course.
00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'll be really hard.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Hmm?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, alright?
00:10:39Just have a seat, alright?
00:10:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:20What?!
00:11:22What?!
00:11:23Romulus!
00:11:24What are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46See?
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:31Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:46Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my money.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:55All right.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:16Mm.
00:14:17So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:37Oh, by the way.
00:15:39This is gonna work.
00:15:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01This isn't like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:08Like I always taught you.
00:16:11Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Villino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:35Socialite Man or how to start a hundred canceled Bravo shows? How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:48It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so...
00:16:53Toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:38We're already wet.
00:17:40We're already wet.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:17:59I love the artwork.
00:18:00Thanks.
00:18:01I love the artwork.
00:18:02Thanks.
00:18:03Finally.
00:18:04It feels good taste.
00:18:07Good love.
00:18:09Nice.
00:18:10I love the artwork.
00:18:12Thanks.
00:18:13Finally.
00:18:16That's how I're doing.
00:18:17a little good taste.
00:18:20Information from America.
00:18:22Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks. Finally.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:52Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:28Sweet dreams!
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:50See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:12Better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:38Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:40But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:46Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:04I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:08And just so we're clear.
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:14Wherever I want.
00:21:16Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:22I just really...
00:21:24hungover.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:34Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:44You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02But I... I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:07You're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10All right.
00:22:11Come on, Gucci.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:22I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:41His whole family, actually.
00:22:43All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Wooper driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:28It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:40If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:43My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:45Do you want to go?
00:23:46I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:47You did?
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:49I still do.
00:23:50He's cute.
00:23:51I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:52Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:58I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:59Hell yeah.
00:24:00I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:02I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:03I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:04I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:05I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:06Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:07I do.
00:24:08I know.
00:24:09I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:13I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah!
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:23I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:29I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:35Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools. Am I right?
00:24:51I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me? Engaged?
00:24:57No, are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24. I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:11Royce pooped.
00:25:13You should pick it up.
00:25:15Where? I don't see it.
00:25:17Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:21Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course. It's an office.
00:25:29You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:35Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:43So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:47Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:51Oh my goodness.
00:25:52Are you okay?
00:25:53Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:55You're engaged, remember?
00:25:57And this is our new palette.
00:26:01It's Matt's collection.
00:26:02He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:04But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:06Yeah, that's my presentation by Michelangelo...
00:26:13I think we all route out in the app!
00:26:15Not at all.
00:26:16They do mine fiver or my creative language time.
00:26:17Oh yeah.
00:26:18Okay?
00:26:18Yes.
00:26:19Why do they drop them across?
00:26:21You guys gonna put things underneath just like this.
00:26:23Very funny.
00:26:24Absolutely.
00:26:25Just thinking of these colors, Nick.
00:26:30Oh, he's Luke and Luke came here.
00:26:34Oh, he's Bill.
00:26:35What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard.
00:27:00And now, by now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see, see, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:33Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea Mamm.
00:28:18Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:42So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:27Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:57I'm coming out.
00:30:18Bye.
00:30:22Bye.
00:30:23Bye.
00:30:23Bye.
00:30:25Bye.
00:30:25Bye.
00:30:26What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancƩ's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Now give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey, it's Michael Lennon, Dino, and Vino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37VIP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:45Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, babe.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is, you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:40What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiance.
00:35:57See, that was an engagement ring.
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:00Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:28Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:56Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05They're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I fucking hate you.
00:38:07I fucking hate you.
00:38:37I fucking hate you.
00:38:41Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:51Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dogwalker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03uh-huh we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many drinks just forget it ever happened
00:39:11if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head just pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:40:03michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did miss dredgen
00:40:11and how was it well really bad right i knew it actually
00:40:21it was the best sex i ever had well that explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and
00:40:46that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58because you're so different
00:41:00here comes right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:15i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:42:03why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:10hey
00:42:32we should talk about us
00:42:39i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before
00:43:03i've been with someone like you before
00:43:05okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses
00:43:10you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if you would take back last night that
00:43:17you would frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some take out and figure this thing out
00:43:24i don't need you to mansplain me
00:43:25i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:31what happened to dog walker
00:43:33i have a confession to make
00:43:37last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:43:41that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:48really?
00:43:51do i look like i'm lying?
00:43:53i'm not a good actor
00:43:55i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:10amelia
00:44:12amelia
00:44:13please
00:44:14i know you felt it too
00:44:17amelia please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it?
00:44:33i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38i
00:44:41i
00:44:45i
00:44:46i
00:44:47i
00:44:48i
00:44:49i
00:44:51i
00:44:52i
00:44:55so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled
00:45:25vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain
00:45:30gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for
00:45:53anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you
00:46:02and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:46:47this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw
00:47:01us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk
00:47:23to is my fiance we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother
00:47:58for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs more amelia specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:48:13now go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before it's it's my dad's dog not mine
00:48:37let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:47do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:49no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:56have fun
00:48:58you're right i should work less
00:49:01if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:27grazie have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:29what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:43but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:47you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:02okay this is for us why don't you get us a court script what else is in the bag just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:50:25that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:34how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:50:47i never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:01she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:07we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:23i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever
00:51:46since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:54i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:02i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me
00:52:07good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:16is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:52:31hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well
00:52:44don't forget gucci how could i
00:52:48ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:57and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touchƩ there you go okay bye bye
00:53:07love you love you too
00:53:08sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon
00:53:25talk about it later yeah okay okay
00:53:30uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:38um
00:53:41look who's here
00:53:43my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here
00:53:48huh let's try it
00:53:52oh yeah now here's uh here's mine
00:53:56just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:54:01There you go. Come to Papa.
00:54:03Yes, my boy.
00:54:06All right, all right.
00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:12Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:17He says the band is free.
00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:26Well, all right, then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30Not too big. Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:37What? Something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39No. Everything is great.
00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48That's our thing.
00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:55Wow, I never thought of that.
00:54:57You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:02I'm very impressed.
00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:15Love?
00:55:15Yeah, I don't know.
00:55:20He's so cute.
00:55:22All right, all right.
00:55:24Change of deal.
00:55:25Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:55:30a wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:35No Coldplay.
00:55:36So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:47It's not working.
00:55:49I know it.
00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:53And I'm cured.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56You're cured?
00:55:58Oh, congratulations.
00:56:02I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:07It only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:16What's wrong, sis?
00:56:18We should be celebrating!
00:56:20I brought Prosecco.
00:56:21No, yeah.
00:56:23No, I'm good.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:26Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:28You can tell me anything.
00:56:29Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:47It's me.
00:56:50I have to tell you something.
00:56:51I cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage?
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:13I kind of like him.
00:57:14Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:19We need to get you out of there.
00:57:21Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:33They banned him for life.
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:36He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:40Or at least not to me.
00:57:43He's only acting like that
00:57:44to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo,
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:54What if you meet him?
00:57:56Yeah, meet him.
00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:59Maybe he'll actually like him.
00:58:01Don't count on it.
00:58:03Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:07Fine.
00:58:08Yes.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:13You won't regret it.
00:58:14I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:26Of course.
00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:58:28We need to celebrate.
00:58:32Michelangelo,
00:58:33you know that Betsy is the most important person
00:58:36in the world to me, right?
00:58:38You mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious.
00:58:40It's really important to me
00:58:41that you two get along.
00:58:43Have a glass of wine.
00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:47It's enormous.
00:58:58Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:11So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:21How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:29Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:32It's worth more than my car.
00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:40It's delicious.
00:59:42This was made in France.
00:59:44Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:59:47So, who wants a drink?
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
01:00:05You hardly touch your food.
01:00:13It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:18Mine tastes great.
01:00:21So, Michelangelo,
01:00:22I have some big sister questions
01:00:25to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:00:28You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away.
01:00:30So, I know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun.
01:00:37Um, but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like
01:00:41once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to.
01:00:47That's cute and all, but
01:00:48what about her career?
01:00:50Are you gonna support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored
01:00:57and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy.
01:00:59Look.
01:01:00I know I have a past,
01:01:03but
01:01:03I'm committed to it.
01:01:06We haven't talked about kids,
01:01:07but
01:01:07I'm open to anything.
01:01:09See, Michelangelo,
01:01:09that's my point.
01:01:11You two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other.
01:01:15We know now.
01:01:16Easy Betsy.
01:01:19I just think it's a bad idea
01:01:20getting married this soon.
01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia,
01:01:24you would give her the time.
01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:29Michelangelo.
01:01:31You probably picked them apart
01:01:33the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:01:35when I met her.
01:01:36She gets it from you.
01:01:38Are you gonna let him talk to me
01:01:39like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it.
01:01:41Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:51Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable
01:01:55and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:58She's not been fair to me
01:01:59since she walked through the door.
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman
01:02:04who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:06You know what?
01:02:06You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:02:08That's my sister.
01:02:09She just survived cancer.
01:02:13That doesn't give her a right
01:02:15to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house too
01:02:18and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me.
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:02:22I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent
01:02:25more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but I guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that.
01:02:29You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care.
01:02:32That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38It's not what I meant.
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:43You love me?
01:02:45Don't listen to him.
01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right.
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:53It's over.
01:02:53We need to get out of here.
01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries
01:03:04on Netflix to know what happens
01:03:05when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:11Amelia, I know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but you did the right thing.
01:03:17You do so much better than him.
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:22But he isn't a monster.
01:03:23I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.
01:03:27Get packing and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:03:31Lay low for a bit.
01:03:33Mexico?
01:03:34Or Canada.
01:03:35Whatever.
01:03:36It's that or stay here
01:03:37and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:03:40Or worse.
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo
01:03:43would sue us.
01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:03:47It's not like I told the media.
01:03:49You don't know that.
01:03:51We're liabilities.
01:03:53Loose ends.
01:03:55You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing.
01:04:02They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:05Yeah, you know,
01:04:06Michelangelo did manage to follow me
01:04:08to the echoplex the other day.
01:04:09See?
01:04:11You could have a sniper on us.
01:04:17It's Romulus.
01:04:19Hey, Romulus.
01:04:21What?
01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:24You came.
01:04:39Against my better judgment.
01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:44I've just been busy,
01:04:45but it's over with now.
01:04:48You should punish me for straying.
01:04:54You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear.
01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship.
01:05:11Okay, let's get this over with.
01:05:21Is that all you have to say?
01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:05:30I thought I wanted this,
01:05:33but I don't.
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:41Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:46It feels like she's stomping on my heart
01:05:49with one of your shoes.
01:05:50Never in a million years
01:05:53did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:58And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:01And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:16Hi, Dad.
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:19I'll be right there.
01:06:29Romulus.
01:06:30What?
01:06:30Oh.
01:06:33Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house,
01:06:38and then all of a sudden,
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night,
01:06:43but he won't come back!
01:06:45Cole, we can help you find him.
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:50Oh.
01:06:51Good, thanks.
01:06:52Good.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey!
01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together.
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:09Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:07:19Nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, kid.
01:07:22Here, ladies.
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:25That's it.
01:07:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:29Amelia.
01:07:30Amelia.
01:07:30Gucci!
01:07:45He's hopeless.
01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:23My boy's back!
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:32Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:42I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia.
01:09:02Can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:09Amelia.
01:09:11Can we talk?
01:09:12Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia.
01:09:26I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me
01:09:41than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:05You're not.
01:10:06You're not.
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy,
01:10:15but
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper
01:10:22to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23Dad, I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:56Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17I'll marry you.
01:11:26You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:54Well, hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:06Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:24And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:43Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:15With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:25Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy, you know, giving my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too!
01:14:47Woo!
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