00:00I've worked so hard to become swim captain. It's been a rough year. My parents surf shop went under, then my dad ran off in shame. So my mom started driving double shifts for Uber, got into a car crash last week.
00:21Ready to bow down to your captain Aiden?
00:23Will Harrison. His family's sporting goods empire is what destroyed our surf shop. He may be a fast swimmer, Will, but it takes more than that to lead. I have put in the work to-
00:34Scholarship kids should follow, not lead. Stay in your lane, wannabe.
00:39Why does he smell so good? No. He's the enemy, and tragically straight.
00:46What? You mad? You gonna hit me?
00:50You're not worth it.
00:52Oh, I'm worth half a bill. And that's just a trust fund.
00:56Once I win my Olympic medals and star in a few dozen commercials, I'll have a fleet of yachts.
01:01But don't worry.
01:02Hey!
01:04I'll hire you to clean my staterooms.
01:07Dream on, Will.
01:15I voted for new medals.
01:17Your new captain is Aiden Crew.
01:23May he lead you all to victory this year. Swim hard for our school.
01:28What the hell?
01:30Well, it should be Will.
01:31Hey, it's okay.
01:32He can wear his little captain badge now, but we all know he's gonna be working for me someday.
01:37I wouldn't work for you if my life depends on him.
01:40Now everybody get in and start the warm-up. Come on, now!
01:45Aye, aye, Captain.
01:49Hello?
01:50Aiden Crew? We just got the rehab cost for your mother's car crash injuries.
01:54Aw, why so serious?
01:56Insurance won't cover any of it. The total cost is $100,000.
02:01Hello, who's this?
02:03Hey, give it back.
02:04Give it to me, Will.
02:06Oh, Aiden. I thought you'd never ask.
02:10Uh-oh. They hung up.
02:13Hello?
02:16We need $100,000, but we have to release her.
02:20What will happen if she doesn't do the rehab?
02:22She may never be able to walk again.
02:24Should I be talking to your father?
02:25He's not around.
02:27I start the rehab, I'll drain my college fund and start working doubles at my after-school job.
02:29Oh, shit. I'm gonna be late.
02:31No running.
02:32I'm...
02:33You're late.
02:34No running.
02:35I'm...
02:36You're late.
02:37No running.
02:38I'm...
02:39You're late.
02:40No running.
02:41I'm...
02:42You're late.
02:43No running.
02:44I'm...
02:45You're late.
02:46No running.
02:47I'm...
02:48You're late.
02:49I'm...
02:50You're late.
02:51And don't tell me that practice ran over.
02:52I pushed your shift by an hour.
02:53I'm sorry, Joe.
02:54It is my mom.
02:55She's...
02:56Save it.
02:57One more problem, and you're fired.
02:59Get on the chair.
03:05No running.
03:08You want a tip?
03:10I've got one for you.
03:11You just have to come closer.
03:17You...
03:18It's not safe to drink this much around the pool.
03:20Oh, yeah?
03:21Says who?
03:23Hey.
03:24Four Eyes.
03:25Get that bitch back over here.
03:27Yeah.
03:28We need another round.
03:29You've clearly had enough.
03:30Listen, you little twat.
03:33Do you know what you're dealing with?
03:35If you want to keep drinking, you can take it inside.
03:38Okay?
03:39No.
03:40I don't think I will.
03:41No.
03:42Hey.
03:43Get off me.
03:44Nobody gets between me and my appletinis.
03:46Especially some nerdy little twink.
03:49Deceptimide.
03:50Believe me, I'm not after your d***.
03:52Let me go.
03:53I'm just doing my job.
03:54You don't need these, do you?
03:55No.
03:56No, no, no, no.
03:57I need them.
03:58I mean, I have prescription goggles, but...
04:00I'll take that as a no.
04:01Don't break them.
04:03Oop.
04:04Seriously?
04:05What kind of cartoon villain breaks them?
04:07What's...
04:08Glasses...
04:09Know your place, pool boy.
04:12I'm a lifeguard.
04:19Stay down if you know what's good for you.
04:23Let him go.
04:26Will Harrison is standing up for me?
04:29Why?
04:30Harrison Jr.?
04:31Oh.
04:32Don't tell your father about this.
04:34B-b-please.
04:35You can forget about that deal with my father.
04:38I hate bullies.
04:40Now fuck off!
04:43Why do you care so much about a lowly pool boy?
04:46He's my captain.
04:47Now get out of here before I get you barred from every corporation in the country.
04:57You're welcome.
05:00That was kind of cool of you.
05:04I'm very cool.
05:06Ask anyone.
05:07No.
05:10Did they hurt you?
05:16Nothing I can't take?
05:18Aiden, why the hell aren't you in that chair?
05:20Why the hell don't you take better care of your employees?
05:22Will, shut up.
05:23I'm sorry, Joe.
05:24I...
05:25Aiden, get your ass in that chair right now.
05:28And if you said so much as one toe...
05:30Man, screw you.
05:32Aiden doesn't want to work for an asshole like you anyway.
05:36Fine.
05:37You're fired.
05:38No.
05:40No.
05:44I needed that job.
05:46Why?
05:47It seemed like a pain in the ass.
05:49Would you stop swinging that stupid thing?
05:51Don't touch!
05:52This is my lucky charm.
05:53My dad got it from Tiffany's before my first swim meet when I was five.
05:56Of course you don't understand why I needed a job.
05:59The cost of that charm alone would solve half of my problems.
06:03Problems you have never had and can't begin to understand.
06:06Well, you can't have this, but...
06:09You need a job.
06:10I have one for you.
06:12Though...
06:14I may need you to beg.
06:16I wouldn't work for you if my life...
06:17My life depended on it.
06:18Yeah.
06:19I heard you the first time, Captain.
06:22It's pretty ironic.
06:23Your thing about not liking bullies.
06:27What?
06:28Oh, right.
06:29Of course.
06:30Ironic means...
06:31I know what it means, dumbass.
06:33I don't bully you.
06:36I'm just...
06:37I like to rib you a little.
06:39You cost me my job.
06:40After saving you.
06:41Which I didn't ask for.
06:43You didn't have to.
06:45Anything for my captain.
06:52I gotta go.
06:54Thanks for nothing.
06:56Anytime.
06:58I hope he's okay.
06:59Not like in my business or care or whatever,
07:02but...
07:03I hope he is.
07:12Hello?
07:13Are you available for a pool maintenance job?
07:15Starts this afternoon.
07:165k a week.
07:18Oh my god.
07:19That would pay for my mom's rehab.
07:22And even help me start rebuilding my college fund.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Absolutely.
07:27I can...
07:28I can come after swim practice each day.
07:32No wonder they can pay so much.
07:40Hi.
07:41So your uniform will be down the hall in the bathroom.
07:44You keep the pool and deck clean.
07:46And while you're on the clock,
07:47you're also in charge of getting drinks, snacks,
07:49and assisting the young master in anything he needs.
07:52He's training for the Olympics,
07:53so he can be demanding.
07:55Just keep him happy.
07:56Hmm?
07:57Sounds like Will Harrison.
07:59I can do that.
08:00Okay.
08:05Are you sure this is the uniform?
08:08Yes.
08:09No.
08:10Get to work.
08:11Okay.
08:18I'm doing this for my mom.
08:20I'm doing this for my mom.
08:22Thanks.
08:23You're already a pro.
08:24Are you...
08:25How...
08:26How could you...
08:27I told you that I...
08:28You know what?
08:29I...
08:30I'm out of here.
08:31Hey, slow your roll, Captain.
08:32I know you can't say no to this.
08:33I'm not working for you.
08:34You're really gonna turn down 5K a week?
08:37Are you gonna be a civilized human being if I stay...
08:39Please.
08:40I have reputation twelve-fold.
08:42I'll never find a job that pays this much.
08:43I have to make this work for you.
08:44I have to make this work for me.
08:45No, I'm not working for you.
08:46No, no, no.
08:47No, no, no.
08:48No, no, no, no.
08:49No, no, no, no, no.
08:50No, no, no, no, no.
08:51No, no, no, no, no.
08:52No, no, no, no.
08:53No, no, no, no, no.
08:54No, no, no, no.
08:55No, no, no, no.
08:57No, no, no, no.
09:02my mom and my future whatever he dishes out fine i'll stay good now uh make me a sandwich pb and j
09:27the ratio's off it should be equal peanut butter to jelly
09:30and more of each 20 calories
09:40yeah the ratio looks good now cut it
09:46now feed it to me what i don't want to ingest chlorine
10:00not bad
10:22no sunscreen i need to reapply every 30 minutes or i'll burn
10:29yes your highness your majesty will do
10:33how about your douchiness
10:41and just make sure you get it even yes less talky more sunscreeny
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