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The Hidden Billionaire in First Class Full Movie ReelShort
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00:00Oh my god, did you hear? There's supposed to be a mysterious VIP passenger on the
00:10Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today. I heard he's the secret Maple Airlines investor
00:14everyone's been talking about. He's supposed to be the richest man in the
00:18world. Where'd you seat while he'd be in? 1A. Oh my god, if I book him as my sugar
00:23daddy, I'll never have to work again. Oh please, we all know that I'm the Marilyn
00:28Monroe of this cabin crew. If anyone's gonna bag this secret millionaire's
00:32attention, it's me. Well, maybe he's not a boots guy, maybe he's an ass guy.
00:46Ready ladies? Not yet, Catherine. Well, takeoff is in 30 minutes, so we focus more on
00:54getting ready and less on gossip. Why does Evelyn have to be our lead? She's
01:02probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
01:05Welcome, Mr. Jed Hawkins. What's with the spectacle? I told you I can get here on my own.
01:21It's our job to keep you safe, sir. You're our airline's top investor.
01:25Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our
01:29airline's service quality. Escort me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States.
01:33This isn't exactly helping. I apologize. Here's your ticket, sir.
01:42Better not see anyone following me.
01:44Welcome aboard Maple Airlines. Sorry for running late, just, you know, it's a bull in LA traffic.
02:03That guy is not the VIP passenger. Not a chance. He's nothing but a filthy grounds crew worker.
02:19Excuse me, sir. You can't sit here. And why is that? This is first class.
02:26Economy is back there in the main cabin.
02:29Yeah. It's okay. I like where I'm sitting.
02:34Give me a break. With the dirt rags you're wearing.
02:37Well, I like what I'm wearing.
02:40First class is for the social elites. Millionaires and CEOs.
02:44But you, you're nothing but a washed-up grounds crew worker.
02:50You belong out there, handling baggage.
02:53Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
02:57Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
03:01The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger,
03:06Maple Airlines' top investor.
03:10That's exactly right.
03:13Oh, when I get a chance, I would love a cup of coffee. Just black. Thanks.
03:20Tyler! Get over here!
03:24We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
03:29What did you just call me?
03:30He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
03:33I'll take care of it.
03:42Hey, you were coffee, right?
03:43I did. Thanks.
03:57Fucker! That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag!
04:01Will you try to spill the coffee on me first?
04:04Where are your manners?
04:05That's it. Enough playing games. Where is your ticket?
04:09Word of advice. That's nice the next time.
04:19Where's my ticket?
04:22Doesn't look like there will be a next time.
04:24See this, folks? Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
04:29Just kick him off the plane.
04:30Shh! We got this, thank you. Time's up, buddy.
04:32Listen, I have a ticket. How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
04:36I mean, look at this. You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard!
04:41You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
04:43You're the one who tried- No, listen. This is going to be one of two ways.
04:46Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
04:53Got it? Mr. Ask me nicely?
04:57And you think airport security is going to listen to you over me?
05:02Of course they will.
05:04FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air, and hence wings, right,
05:10with an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge. So, yes. Who the hell do you think you are?
05:18I own this airline.
05:19That's it. Enough playtime. Let's go. Get out.
05:31And who do you think you are to touch me?
05:32It's true. Ninja is something. That's it. We've got to get him out of here. I'm calling airport security.
05:41This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger, and Maple Airlines says they have the best service in the industry.
05:49Give me that phone. That video needs to be deleted.
05:52Not a chance. The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
05:56She's right. This needs to be documented. Delete that video, or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
06:04For life!
06:11Ma'am, you have to see this.
06:16What on earth? Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff. I'm going on board.
06:26You don't understand. That man snuck on board without a ticket. He's a stowaway.
06:36That's right, folks. For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane. Okay? This is for your own safety.
06:42He's been pulling our leg this whole time. He came out.
06:45Yeah. Fuck that guy. The last thing I needed some hobo to run on my travel plans.
06:51Attention passengers. Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
06:56Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
07:00But hang tight. We'll be in the air shortly. We really appreciate your patience.
07:05God damn it. This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
07:09Somebody call airport security. What a shit show. This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
07:15Calm down. Ladies and gents, I have a ticket. Okay?
07:20Okay. If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight. It's time to go.
07:32Keep your hands off my property. Sorry, but we're at capacity. No room for dead weight like you.
07:40Dead weight? I think you tore the dead weight on my property.
07:47What property? You're poor. Your property is trash.
07:51I'm warning you. Which is why this is going out the window.
08:07How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
08:19You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
08:25This was a gift from my late wife.
08:31Maple Airlines is named after her.
08:33Do you realize whose honor you've disgraced?
08:37Sure. A lot of people are named Maple.
08:40You can claim whatever you want. It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
08:49Well, one thing's for sure. This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have wasted trying to get you off this flight.
08:56But the sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better. See? We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
09:03Don't you dare.
09:07Look, I don't care. Who any of you are. You want money? I have plenty. But more than that,
09:16who I am makes me a nightmare for people like you.
09:20Airport security? They've got a passenger string of trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451.
09:30Yes, send someone now.
09:33Are you threatening us? We work for Maple Airlines, owned by the richest man in the world,
09:39Jet Hawkins. You are so dead.
09:42I'm Jet Hawkins. Wait till these dimwits find out I'm your boss.
09:47This guitar better not be broken. Because if it is...
09:50You'll what? Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt boy's salary?
09:59I won't be the one begging. You will.
10:03Who's the one stirring up trouble?
10:05That man with the guitar. He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
10:10Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
10:13He could be hiding a bomb in there. Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
10:18Oh my god, quick! Take the case! Hurry up before we all die!
10:21Sir, I'm not gonna ask twice. Get your hands off the case.
10:27None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
10:30He is nothing but a bottom feeding ground staff. We're all literally leagues above him.
10:38If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork, I would gladly open my case and show you all.
10:45Don't fall for it. It's a trap.
10:47Don't fucking trust him. He's a terrorist.
10:49What's all this fuss about?
10:59Ma'am.
11:09Sir, I'm Evelyn, lead flight attendant.
11:13Here at Maple Airlines we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
11:17And I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar.
11:23Isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
11:26I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and reveal my identity.
11:32You seem trustworthy.
11:34Unlike...
11:36You.
11:47Watch out, Tyler.
12:00This is the customer service hour airline is so well known for.
12:06You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
12:10My bad.
12:12You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim form.
12:18Deadline's Friday.
12:19But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity-dink old guitar
12:26might be completely worthless.
12:29That's for you.
12:30That's what I thought.
12:35Baggage boy.
12:35My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany for me.
12:57Let me remind you, the company you work for is named after her.
13:06Why is he so serious?
13:07Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
13:12She was a saint.
13:14Offering jobs to the homeless gave him a second chance.
13:17But you...
13:17To get your dirty fingers off me, please.
13:19You, arrogant, stuck-up pricks, think you get to decide who's first class,
13:26who's econ class, when you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
13:31You're both a disgrace to humanity.
13:36Security!
13:38Here!
13:39This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
13:43Good God! Somebody tackle that man!
13:46Sylvia, I give you 10 seconds to get here.
13:48Right now.
13:50Sylvia...
13:51Stone?
13:53She's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jet Hawkins.
13:58God, you just won't stop pretending.
14:02When Sylvia Stone gets here, with my ticket showing who I am, you'll all cower in fear.
14:09Are you all watching this clown show?
14:12This grounds crew worker couldn't even shine Ms. Stone's shoes,
14:16let alone get her on the phone.
14:18Don't believe the man!
14:20Throw him out!
14:21Throw him out!
14:22Throw him out!
14:23Throw him out!
14:24Throw him out!
14:27Throw him out! Throw him out! Throw him out!
14:35Did someone piss off my boss?
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