00:00Bro, why is it that every time happens? I just want peace. Roblox walks up and chooses violence like I log in a game, right?
00:08Minding my business, no chores, no drama. I just want to chill. Collecting coins, maybe not get emotionally damaged today.
00:15And my friend Puck say,
00:17Yeah, bro, that's impossible. Roblox detects peace and destroys it.
00:22Exactly. I walk for two seconds and boom, some random skid prints at me.
00:28Like they have not touched grass since 2016. I try to escape and suddenly whole server is like,
00:34Target acquired.
00:36Bro, why me? I'm literally doing nothing. And my girlfriend Zephyr say,
00:40No, because the second you relax, the game's like, let's ruin his entire life.
00:46Facts. I go fishing. Someone steals my fish. I build. Someone burn it up. I sit down. Someone stands directly on my head like I am a piece of furniture.
00:55And my friend later say,
00:56Be honest, you look like a chair.
00:59Nah, that's disrespectful for me.
01:01But listen, every time I try to chill, random chaos spawns out of nowhere.
01:06Like a boss fight starts, a metro drops, a kid with 999 Robux abilities shows up screaming, duel me.
01:15Bro, I just wanna relax.
01:17Then it gets worse. I hide behind a tree to breathe. And this NPC pops out like,
01:23Hi, bestie. Idiot.
01:25Why are you here? My friend Pucks say.
01:28Roblox has a personal vendetta against you, bro.
01:31At this point, Roblox does not want me to play. It's want me to suffer other people.
01:36Every peaceful moment gone. Every calm thought deleted. Every break I try to take, Roblox be like,
01:42Boom. Chaos unlocked.
01:45So yeah, next time I say I am logging on to relax. Please remind me.
01:49There's no pics in Robux. Only pain, bones and fire.
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