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A Hamptons Summer Affair with My BFFs BrotherWonderful Dramadrama
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00:00Jacob, Jacob, I feel like this is meant to be.
00:06I feel it too.
00:17You know you can tip a delivery boy with cash these days.
00:22Bestie, if you're going to crash on my couch, then you can't judge my extracurricular activities.
00:27Still looking for your lover boy?
00:31Can't believe I lost his number.
00:33Oh no.
00:35Oh no no no no no no.
00:38You're invited to your family's gorgeous Hamptons mansion for the summer.
00:44What's so bad about that?
00:47It says here.
00:49Bring girlfriend or else, Sam.
00:54Last time I checked you were like, super gay.
00:58Olive, there's something I haven't told you.
01:01I kind of lied to my parents and said that you're my girlfriend.
01:05You what?
01:06You know how they are?
01:08I finally get access to my trust fund at the end of summer.
01:11If they find out I'm gay, they'll just owe me and take away everything I have.
01:15I've drained every cent I have trying to win back custody of my little brother.
01:20And if it wasn't for Sam, I'd be out in the street.
01:22Now's my chance to return the favor.
01:24I'll go with you to the Hamptons and pretend to be your fake girlfriend.
01:29Wait, for real?
01:30Sam, I'm broke, okay?
01:32Going to the Hamptons is like a vacation for me.
01:35You want a suspected thing and you get your trust fund by the end of the summer.
01:39Oh my god!
01:41When I get the money, we can use it to get the best custody lawyer for your little brother.
01:46And I can finally rescue Riley from his abuse of foster mom and her wicked son.
01:51Thank you, Sam.
01:54But you know I would do this for you for free, right?
01:57Oh god, I do have to warn you about my brother.
02:00My parents are a nightmare, but my brother is even worse.
02:05Just promise me you will never, ever fall for him.
02:09That, Olive, would be the ultimate betrayal.
02:12I didn't even know you had a brother.
02:14And why would you think I would fall for him?
02:16Because everyone does.
02:18He's a golden child.
02:20The ultimate Nepo baby.
02:22Smart, good looking, not gay.
02:26I love him, but sometimes he makes me feel less.
02:31I'm scared if he finds out the truth about me, then he'll see me differently.
02:41Just promise me you won't fall for his charms.
02:43You don't know how many people have used me to get to him.
02:46And right now, the only thing that he doesn't have, that I do, is you.
02:52I would never betray you like that.
02:56This is your house.
03:05Yeah.
03:11Remember, you're in love with me.
03:13You can't keep your hands off me.
03:15If you look convincing enough, then my family would never know I'm gay.
03:26You can't get to your mind.
03:33And if I could take your saudi.
03:34income.
03:43DJ, this is my girlfriend.
03:45Olive.
03:53Olive is Sam's girlfriend? She cheated on my brother with me?
04:00My unforgettable one night stand is my best friend's brother?
04:06Sam!
04:07Mom! Dad!
04:09This is Olive.
04:12Finally we meet the mysterious girlfriend.
04:15I started to think that you didn't actually insist.
04:25Oh dear, what happened here? Butterfingers?
04:30I'll grab a tail.
04:32I'll get another vase for these.
04:37So, how long have you two been together?
04:41A few months.
04:42Recently.
04:44A few months?
04:45She was moaning my name a week ago.
04:54So which is it?
04:56Oh god.
04:57I think I was just Sam when we hooked up last week.
05:00Yeah dear, will you come help me with the cheese cake?
05:05Very nice, DJ.
05:09So I didn't know you were Sam's older brother?
05:11That's all you have to say for yourself?
05:14That's why you didn't call me back, right?
05:16Because you were cheating on my brother with me!
05:18Okay. Diego, it's not what it looks like, I promise.
05:22Really? Because it looks like you're playing us both.
05:25It stops now.
05:26I don't know.
05:27I don't know.
05:29DJ.
05:32The truth is Sam's...
05:36I can't out Sam.
05:38I'm doing this for him and for my little brother.
05:40It's better for Diego to hate me than to hurt them.
05:44Sam's had a really, really tough year and if he found out about both of us it would crush him.
05:50And he really looks up to you DJ and you wouldn't want to hurt him would you?
05:56I guess that night meant nothing to it.
05:58Why did I waste my time thinking it was special?
06:01That night meant everything to me.
06:03If only I could tell him that.
06:05Are you guys coming in or...?
06:07Yeah, you lead the way.
06:21So, where's your girl at?
06:26What girl?
06:27The girl you met at the party last week.
06:30Wait, he talked to Sam about that girl. About me?
06:35Where's your girl at?
06:36What girl?
06:37The girl you met at the party last week.
06:43Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about.
06:45Yeah, right. You literally called me out last weekend and said I think I met my future wife.
06:52Future wife?
06:54He meets a new girl like every other week.
06:57But I can tell this one was different.
07:00Different? How?
07:03I couldn't stop thinking about you. Talking about you. Trying to find you.
07:08What do you say your name was again?
07:16It... doesn't matter.
07:19I've moved on.
07:21Turns out she's somebody else's girlfriend.
07:24That skanky bit.
07:26I mean...
07:28Brows before hoes.
07:30You're better off to me.
07:32I totally agree.
07:34What do you think, Olive?
07:36I think...
07:40I need mushrooms.
07:45I need mushrooms.
07:51Keep it together, Olive.
07:53Screw this up.
07:55Sam will never forgive you.
07:57And then you'll never have a chance of saving your brother.
08:00And then you'll never have a chance of saving your brother.
08:16What do you want?
08:21Tell me something, Olive.
08:24If you weren't with my brother, would you want to see me again?
08:28Diego...
08:29Actually...
08:31Don't answer that.
08:34I don't think I could resist you if you said yes.
08:37We need to pretend like that night never happened.
08:41It's as far away from each other as possible.
08:43Can you manage that?
08:45Of course.
09:02What's going on in here?
09:03Um...
09:05DJ was helping me find my earring.
09:07I called out for you, but...
09:09You know, DJ was outside the door and...
09:13Oh, look!
09:15There it is!
09:17Look at that.
09:18It's so cool the whole time.
09:20Oh.
09:22I was looking for you, DJ.
09:24Stacy's here.
09:26Stacy's here.
09:28Stacy's here.
09:30Stacy's here.
09:31Stacy, this is my girlfriend, Olive.
09:35Who the hell is that?
09:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
09:39Sweetheart?
09:41Dude was calling me a cheater when he had a girlfriend this whole time.
09:44Stacy! Wow!
09:45I didn't think you were coming this summer. I thought you took that internship in California.
09:46I deferred a couple weeks. I couldn't miss a Hampton strip.
09:48Don't pretend like you're not happy to see me.
09:50How could I not be?
09:52Dude was calling me a cheater when he had a girlfriend this whole time?
09:59Stacey! Wow!
10:01I didn't think you were coming this summer. I thought you took that internship in California.
10:06I deferred a couple weeks. I couldn't miss a Hampton Strip.
10:10Don't pretend like you're not happy to see me.
10:15How could I not be?
10:18Shall we head to the kitchen? There's cheese!
10:22I don't know who you think you are, but stay away from my man.
10:45I already endured enough abuse from Riley's foster mom.
10:48I am not taking it from Diego's jealous girlfriend, too.
10:51Your man.
10:53Funny! He hasn't even mentioned you.
10:57You don't want to mess with me, bitch.
11:00I saw you looking at Diego like you wanted to rip his clothes off.
11:03How do you think Sam would feel about that?
11:07If she tells Sam that my best friend will hate me and our whole arrangement blows up.
11:13I don't know what you're talking about.
11:15Please, don't act all innocent.
11:18You're using Sam to get to his hotter, older brother, aren't you?
11:24Trust me, that's the last thing that I'm doing.
11:28Sure. Well, it won't work anyway.
11:31Say this.
11:33Diego got this for me when we were eight.
11:36We went to camp together at country club every summer.
11:41What we have is special.
11:43He's not going to pick some bargain bin reject over me.
11:49Well, what Sam and I have is also special.
11:53And I don't expect you to understand.
11:55Okay, I don't want you talking to Diego, looking at him or even thinking about him.
12:03Get in my way and I'll make you regret every stepping foot into this house.
12:20Oh babe, there you are.
12:22I see you've met Stacy.
12:25And this is her brother Adam.
12:27Adam, this is my girlfriend Olive.
12:34Lovely to meet you, Sam's girlfriend, Olive.
12:42Follow me into the dining room, everyone.
12:44It's time for dinner.
12:52Why did Adam seem so surprised when you said girlfriend?
13:00We might have hooked up last summer.
13:03What?
13:04Relax.
13:05It's not going to tell.
13:06You wouldn't embarrass me like that.
13:12Oh.
13:13The bell stays.
13:14I don't want to talk about your girlfriend.
13:18Okay.
13:19We agreed to stay away from each other.
13:22Remember?
13:23What?
13:43So, Senator Rodriguez, I heard you're running for re-election this year.
13:47I am.
13:48Which reminds me, Jane, did you fire the poor boy?
13:55Oh yes, he's long gone.
13:58We found out he was gay.
14:02It was a terrible disappointment.
14:04Are you two playing footsie?
14:11I'm guilty.
14:17Thank God we don't have to worry about any scandals like that in our family.
14:21Can't afford anything ruining my reputation so close to the election.
14:27Don't even speak of such a thing, Romero.
14:30Imagine having a gay child.
14:33It would kill me.
14:39No need to worry about that, dear.
14:42Our sons are perfect.
14:45Especially this future senator.
14:53Golden child.
14:57It's our first night in the Hamptons.
14:59So you know what that means.
15:01Charades!
15:03Let's draw straws to pick teams.
15:12Olive?
15:17Please don't be with Diego.
15:18Please don't be with Diego.
15:19Please don't be with Diego.
15:20Please don't be with...
15:24I hope you're good at charades.
15:25I've never lost a game.
15:27I'm great at charades.
15:28Thank you very much.
15:33I knew that sneaky bitch was trying to steal my man.
15:37Wait until she humiliates herself in front of everyone.
15:39Now choose a prompt and no peeking, no passing, and no trading.
15:49Shouldn't we be partners if you want to solve this fake relationship?
15:52No.
15:57I'd be more worried if you had a thing for DJ.
15:59Thank God you're not remotely trashed my brother.
16:01Right?
16:04Right.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Totally not my dog.
16:11Just be careful.
16:13DJ can get super competitive.
16:15Stacy's even worse.
16:21As the honored guest, I think Olive should go first.
16:24Oh, that's an excellent idea.
16:27Olive?
16:28Get up there.
16:29You too, Diego?
16:37I can't act this out for Diego.
16:38It's way too embarrassing.
16:41Just wait until Diego sees her flopping around up there like a fish.
16:46He'll get the ick and Sam will hate her for embarrassing him.
16:49And then she'll never show her face here again.
16:53Uh, I don't know.
16:56Clock's ticking, Olive.
16:57Just do it.
16:59Come on, Olive.
17:00Clock's ticking, Olive.
17:01Let's go.
17:02It's okay.
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