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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started it.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton!
00:01:28Oh!
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you!
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:40Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jay.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46How far?
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:54Chantal.
00:04:55Nice to meet you.
00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:41Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:42So far, I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:30After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course.
00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'll be really hard.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Hmm?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:24and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, alright?
00:10:39Just have a seat, alright?
00:10:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:20What?!
00:11:22What?!
00:11:23Romulus!
00:11:24What are you saying?
00:11:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46See?
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:31Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:46Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my money.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:55All right.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:16Mm.
00:14:17So, your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:37Oh, by the way.
00:15:39This is gonna work.
00:15:41You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:01This isn't like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:08Like I always taught you.
00:16:11Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Villino?
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:36Go ahead, Michelangelo!
00:16:38Socialite Man, where, like, start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:46It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:52He's so toxic.
00:16:53toxic speak of the devil you know that's probably an old issue this is a doctor's
00:17:03office Amelia Betsy Carlisle doctors ready we'll talk about this later
00:17:23ready to go out baby we're already wet
00:17:53where did that come from
00:18:23nice place I love the artwork thanks finally good taste no I'm good you had plenty at dinner
00:18:35more for me you know if you like it down here
00:18:53who are you who are you Chantel this is Amelia my roommate whatever can you guys just keep it down
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning this is my house we will be as loud as we want to be scream at the
00:19:16top of our lungs you've got to be kidding me what's wrong dog walker
00:19:21who's jealous jealous I'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:41even if he is kind of hot
00:19:51see you later and um don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry I had one so many to drink it won't happen again
00:20:11how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet home fries
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract but your dad
00:20:40doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made it pretty clear to that girl
00:20:44last night that you don't care about me fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:48my sister needs this money michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out about this then the contract is
00:20:55violated then neither of us get what we want yeah no shit I'm serious don't screw this up
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager I know what I'm doing dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear I will fuck whoever I want whatever I want
00:21:13whatever I want fine do whatever you want sorry it's a bit harsh just really
00:21:22hung over that could have gone better
00:21:28hey baby you know you don't have to keep working
00:21:37Amelia you're rich now I know I like it
00:21:41oh that's good to hear you know I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me uh how are things going between the two of you huh
00:21:51oh fine yeah we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right well give him time all right oh and listen he is not as bad as TMZ says all right
00:22:02but I promise I wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah you're right well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:09come on Gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye Gucci
00:22:13hey Amelia
00:22:17hey Jake
00:22:18Gucci no
00:22:21Royce
00:22:21I'd say bad dog but I'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah same here
00:22:31sorry Gucci's um a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45they should make a reality show
00:22:47a little dog owner is Beverly Hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:53let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah
00:22:57I'd like to
00:22:58so how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months
00:23:07I like it
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12looper driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26I don't know my whole life I guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job and then I turned it into my own business
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs
00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:46my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go
00:23:50can I have to admit I
00:23:53had a crush on you
00:23:54you did?
00:23:58yeah
00:23:58I still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:08then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18I mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22I know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring?
00:24:36um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am I right?
00:24:50I mean it kinda looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:56engaged?
00:24:57no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby
00:25:00I mean I should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:03crawling around
00:25:04drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08Royce pooped
00:25:13you should pick it up
00:25:15where?
00:25:15I don't see it
00:25:16just
00:25:16over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do I have to wear a suit everyday?
00:25:26of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you wanna be CEO
00:25:30you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like Willy Wonka
00:25:33without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny
00:25:37you know I'm retiring next year
00:25:39yes I know
00:25:39yeah
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:05hi
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged
00:26:13remember
00:26:13and
00:26:16this is our new palette
00:26:17it's
00:26:19Matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's
00:26:26the presentation
00:26:27from me
00:26:28Michelangelo
00:26:30what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:46all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:50hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her?
00:26:55she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03I guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06I hope she rubs off
00:27:08on you a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09I just hope I don't
00:27:11get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:29well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:3840 more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with Amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and I
00:27:53used to do
00:27:54you know
00:27:56you know I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet
00:27:59Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight?
00:28:05shit
00:28:05when am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix
00:28:08and bang tonight
00:28:09the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights
00:28:12camera
00:28:12red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the
00:28:16Dino
00:28:17Dino
00:28:17Dino
00:28:17Amelia
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad?
00:28:21I mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter?
00:28:26you're getting along
00:28:27aren't you?
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28just
00:28:28really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:28:34tonight
00:28:35in the limo
00:28:36and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37why dad?
00:28:42hmm
00:28:42so
00:28:53remind me
00:28:55why are we getting
00:28:56makeovers done again?
00:28:58because I want to do
00:28:59something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know I never
00:29:06splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but
00:29:08since I'm part of the
00:29:09Dino Levino family now
00:29:10I think I can afford
00:29:12to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not
00:29:14let that hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out
00:29:27that bad
00:29:37I've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:43buy that dress
00:29:44ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone
00:29:50party boy
00:29:51I've got my own
00:29:52function tonight
00:29:53but I think I can afford
00:29:54you better
00:29:56pardon me
00:29:58relative for my show
00:29:59I think I need the
00:30:00looking of makeup
00:30:01than the other
00:30:03who can afford
00:30:04I need that
00:30:04and sort of
00:30:06a relationship
00:30:06that is
00:30:19the
00:30:20What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:47I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:50I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:31:59I'll teach her to mess with me with her.
00:32:14Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37VIP treatment.
00:32:39You look like it.
00:32:40Thanks, Jake.
00:32:41Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:33:11Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:20Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:20I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:50I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:20I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:41Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49Well, what's going on?
00:39:53So...
00:39:54Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:40:13And...
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:27So...
00:40:28I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like...
00:40:43Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean...
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:14I'll have to let it down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I...
00:41:43I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44I mean, we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:58Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:01I...
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:03Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:11I insist.
00:42:11I don't know.
00:42:12I don't know.
00:42:13I don't know.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:16I don't know.
00:42:16Hey.
00:42:18Hi.
00:42:19Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk.
00:42:37We should talk.
00:42:38About Leslie.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your...
00:43:08Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18I mean...
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's...
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night...
00:43:43I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:49Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:54I'm not a good actor.
00:43:56I could even do reality TV.
00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:28So why aren't we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:58So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault.
00:45:21They should change the name.
00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's Superyacht.
00:45:27If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:55The wedding's coming up.
00:45:59We could give it a shot.
00:46:01You mean like you and me.
00:46:03Together, together.
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:07Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.
00:46:31Jake?
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good.
00:46:35Yeah.
00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...
00:46:38Crazy.
00:46:39I know.
00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:48Is he always like that?
00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:58Well, I am his woman.
00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:03And I don't blame him.
00:47:05Oh, my God.
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:16Thanks, Jake, but I'm engaged.
00:47:21Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:25I thought we had a connection.
00:47:27You're a cat person.
00:47:29It never would have worked.
00:47:31Come on, Gucci.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:37Wow.
00:47:38That was a great presentation.
00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:48Ooh.
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:53Now, listen.
00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci?
00:47:59Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:09At the dog park?
00:48:10Mm-hmm.
00:48:11I just texted her.
00:48:12It's all set.
00:48:13Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:48:27So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:34It's my dad's dog.
00:48:35Not mine.
00:48:37Let me try.
00:48:39That's okay.
00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51I like my work.
00:48:53What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58You're right.
00:48:58I should work less.
00:48:59If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch Gucci.
00:49:09I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:18Just wait and see.
00:49:19I'll see you.
00:49:27Grazie.
00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:49:29What's that?
00:49:36A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:49:42But Gucci?
00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:55I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:02I'm kidding.
00:50:04This is for us.
00:50:06Why don't you get us a court script?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:14That was so good.
00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:50:34How did you do this?
00:50:36I can't cook at all.
00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No.
00:50:43My mom taught me.
00:50:44Tell me about her.
00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:50Sorry.
00:50:51I don't mean to pray.
00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:56Breast cancer.
00:50:58But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:11I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:16Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:18That's really special.
00:51:19That's really special.
00:51:23I miss her.
00:51:25This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:30It's not corny.
00:51:31But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:41My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:51:44It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:48I'm sorry.
00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:53I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:58Your story made me emotional.
00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:02I'll help you.
00:52:02No.
00:52:03No.
00:52:03It's fine.
00:52:04I like doing the dishes.
00:52:05It relaxes me.
00:52:07Good.
00:52:08Because I hate them.
00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:15Is it just the wine?
00:52:17Or am I really falling for him?
00:52:20Her.
00:52:23You don't want espresso.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:35Hey.
00:52:36Do you want an espresso?
00:52:37I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:40No, thank you.
00:52:41You need to have a morning meeting.
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:43Okay.
00:52:43Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:45How could I?
00:52:48Ready, bro?
00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.
00:52:53What do you know about ties?
00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:00Touche.
00:53:01There you go.
00:53:03Okay, bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:04Love you.
00:53:08Love you, too.
00:53:19Sorry.
00:53:19It's reflex.
00:53:21I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:22Me neither.
00:53:23Too soon.
00:53:25Talk about it later?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:29Could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40Look who's here.
00:53:42Hey, my little guy.
00:53:45Hey, little Gucci.
00:53:46Look at this right here.
00:53:50Let's try it.
00:53:52Oh, yeah.
00:53:53Now, here's mine.
00:53:56Just like that.
00:53:58Yeah.
00:53:58Even got one for big brother.
00:54:00Right there.
00:54:02Come to papa.
00:54:03Yes, my boy.
00:54:05All right, all right.
00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:12Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:17He says the band is free.
00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21Dad, you can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:25Coldplay.
00:54:27Well, all right.
00:54:27Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30Not too big.
00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:33Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:37What?
00:54:38Something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39No.
00:54:41Everything is great.
00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48That's our thing.
00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:55Wow, I never thought of that.
00:54:58You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:02I'm very impressed.
00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:15Love?
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:21He's cute.
00:55:22All right, all right.
00:55:24Change of deal.
00:55:25Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:27All right?
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:55:30A wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:35No Coldplay.
00:55:36So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:47It's not working.
00:55:49I know it.
00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:53And I'm cured.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56You're cured?
00:55:57I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:07It only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:16What's wrong, sis?
00:56:17We should be celebrating!
00:56:20I brought Prosecco.
00:56:21No, yeah.
00:56:23No, I'm good.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:26Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:28You can tell me anything.
00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:47It's me.
00:56:48I have to tell you something.
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you
00:56:58to do an arranged marriage?
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:13I kind of like him.
00:57:16Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:19We need to get you out of there.
00:57:21Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:33They banned him for life.
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:36He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:40Or at least not to me.
00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo,
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:52What if you meet him?
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:57Meet him.
00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:59Maybe he'll actually like him.
00:58:01Don't count on it.
00:58:03Please, me.
00:58:04Just give him a chance.
00:58:07Fine.
00:58:08Yes.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:13You won't regret it.
00:58:14I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:58:15You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:26Of course.
00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:58:28We need to celebrate.
00:58:32Michelangelo,
00:58:33you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:38You mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious.
00:58:39It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:43Have a glass of wine.
00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:56It's enormous.
00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:07Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:13So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:22How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:29Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:32It's worth more than my car.
00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:37$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:40It's delicious.
00:59:42This was made in France.
00:59:44Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:59:47So, who wants a drink?
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:56Okay.
00:59:57Okay.
00:59:58Okay.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:01Okay.
01:00:02Okay.
01:00:03Okay.
01:00:04Okay.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:07You hardly touch your food.
01:00:12It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:16Mine tastes great.
01:00:19So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
01:00:28You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away.
01:00:31So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship gonna look like
01:00:41once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:43I don't think it's going to happen?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to.
01:00:45I don't think it's going to.
01:00:46I don't think it's going to.
01:00:47That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:00:50Are you going to support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy.
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:08See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:11You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:01:14We don't know.
01:01:15Easy Betsy.
01:01:16I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:21And if you really cared about Emilia, you would give her the time.
01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:30Michelangelo.
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Emilia was so uptight when I met her.
01:01:36She gets it from you.
01:01:37Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Emilia?
01:01:40You started it.
01:01:44Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:06You know what?
01:02:07You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:02:08That's my sister.
01:02:09She just survived cancer.
01:02:11That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house too and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me.
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:02:21I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:28You told her?
01:02:29She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care.
01:02:32That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38It's not what I meant.
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:42You love me?
01:02:44Don't listen to him.
01:02:45He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:48You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right.
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:53It's over.
01:02:54We need to get out of here.
01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:11Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:03:17You do so much better than him.
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21But he isn't a monster.
01:03:23I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.
01:03:27Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:03:31Lay low for a bit.
01:03:32Mexico?
01:03:33Or Canada.
01:03:35Whatever.
01:03:36It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:03:40Or worse.
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:03:47It's not like I told the media.
01:03:49You don't know that.
01:03:51We're liabilities.
01:03:53Loose ends.
01:03:54You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing.
01:04:02They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:04Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other way.
01:04:09See?
01:04:10You could have a sniper on us.
01:04:13It's Romulus.
01:04:14Hey, Romulus.
01:04:15What?
01:04:16What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:17You came.
01:04:18Against my better judgment.
01:04:20I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:21I've just been busy.
01:04:22But...
01:04:23It's over with now.
01:04:24You should...
01:04:25I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:26I've just been busy.
01:04:27But...
01:04:28It's over with now.
01:04:29You should...
01:04:30Punish me for straying.
01:04:31You make me sick.
01:04:32I make me sick.
01:04:33I make me sick.
01:04:34I make me sick.
01:04:35I am.
01:04:40MUSIC
01:04:44You should...
01:04:45You should...
01:04:47You should...
01:04:48Punish me for straying.
01:04:49You make me sick.
01:04:51I make me sick.
01:04:53You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear.
01:05:09Great craftsmanship.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:16Let's get this over with.
01:05:21Is that all you have to say?
01:05:24Sorry.
01:05:25Chantelle.
01:05:27I thought I wanted this.
01:05:30But I don't.
01:05:33I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:38Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:43It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:49Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walker.
01:05:52But here I am fucking devastated.
01:05:55And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:05:58And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:01Amelia?
01:06:11Amelia?
01:06:13Hi, Dad.
01:06:15Gucci's gone?
01:06:17I'll be right there.
01:06:18Romulus.
01:06:27What?
01:06:27Hold on.
01:06:29Oh.
01:06:30Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:34We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:38I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back.
01:06:42Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:45Yeah.
01:06:46Right?
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:48Good, thanks.
01:06:49Good.
01:06:50Gucci.
01:06:51This better not be a trap.
01:06:53Just come on.
01:06:56Gucci!
01:06:57Gucci!
01:06:58Gucci!
01:06:58Gucci!
01:06:59Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:07:00Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:01Huh?
01:07:01I thought you were both together.
01:07:02Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:04Oh, um, he's...
01:07:05Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:08Where were you?
01:07:09I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:07:12It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:14This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:07:16Nothing will.
01:07:17Smart move, dude.
01:07:19Here, ladies.
01:07:20Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:22That's it, Dad.
01:07:26Amelia.
01:07:31Gucci!
01:07:44He's hopeless.
01:07:46We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:50We're never gonna find him.
01:07:52Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:53He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:55Keep looking.
01:07:55He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:58See?
01:07:59They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:00I do have to admit, though,
01:08:03I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:06He's really there for his dad.
01:08:08His dad's dog.
01:08:10So you approve now?
01:08:12They didn't say that.
01:08:16Gucci!
01:08:20Gucci!
01:08:21My boy's back!
01:08:22Oh!
01:08:23Oh!
01:08:24Oh!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:27Oh!
01:08:27Oh!
01:08:27Okay, okay.
01:08:32I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:40I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:48A little.
01:08:49It's okay.
01:08:51Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:54They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:57Amelia.
01:08:59Can we talk?
01:09:03Please?
01:09:06Amelia.
01:09:07Can we talk?
01:09:11Please?
01:09:11Okay.
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:21Amelia.
01:09:23I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:27I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:29and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:31I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:41Thanks for saying that.
01:09:43I needed to hear that.
01:09:46And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:50You're not one.
01:09:52I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:55Most of them are good.
01:09:56I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:01I'm not.
01:10:05You're not?
01:10:05What do you mean?
01:10:09Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:13I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:15And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:22I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:27Dad.
01:10:28What is it, son?
01:10:29I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:33Why, son?
01:10:35Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:37And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:44But because she wants to.
01:10:50Consider our contract null and void.
01:11:00Amelia.
01:11:00Amelia.
01:11:02What will it be?
01:11:05Will you marry me?
01:11:07Will you marry me?
01:11:12Yes.
01:11:13I'll marry you.
01:11:29You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:33And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:35Look at me.
01:11:37I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:41All right, all right, you two.
01:11:43That's enough, all right?
01:11:45We spent this whole night together.
01:11:47Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:49We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:52Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:54I think I can get used to it.
01:11:57And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:00I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:03Especially Coldplay.
01:12:04We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:07It was worth a try.
01:12:08And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:35Michelangelo?
01:12:39Amelia.
01:12:42Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:47I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:55I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:59I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:10And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:22Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:33I love you so much.
01:13:36I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:46Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:52Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:00And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:06I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:09Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:10I love you.
01:14:11With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:19You may kiss your bride.
01:14:29Thanks.
01:14:31I'm Betsy.
01:14:32Amelia's sister.
01:14:34I'm Jake.
01:14:35Another dog walker.
01:14:36It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:43Me too.
01:14:45Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:14:45Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:14:46Oh!
01:14:47Clap.
01:14:48Clap.
01:14:56Woo-hoo!
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