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Shrek, un ogre vert aux manières d'ours, vit seul mais heureux dans un marais pestilentiel. Un jour, il assiste, indigné, à l'invasion de son territoire par d'étranges créatures, expulsées d'un royaume voisin. Soucieux de récupérer ses terres, il rencontre lord Farquaad, responsable de cette expulsion. Celui-ci lui propose un marché. Célibataire, il doit absolument prendre femme pour devenir roi ; or, la princesse qui doit devenir son épouse est prisonnière d'un château gardé par un dragon. Si Shrek parvient à la délivrer, son territoire lui sera rendu. L'ogre prend la route, accompagné d'un âne couard et - malheureusement - doué de parole. Après maintes péripéties, il parvient à libérer la belle...
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00:01Les fairy tales peuvent arriver.
00:05Elles peuvent arriver à toi.
00:08Si tu es jeune et jeune.
00:10Mirra, Mirra, on the wall.
00:12C'est ce n'est pas le kingdom de tous les plus parfait ?
00:15Alors, techniquement, ce n'est pas parfait.
00:19Ah, Thelonious.
00:23Vous disiez ?
00:24T'was long ago and far away,
00:27in a land as different as night from day,
00:30where fairy-tale creatures of a magical sort
00:33I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
00:38All right, this one's full. Take it away.
00:40were banished by a prince who was really short.
00:44He hoffed or he poffed or he...
00:46signed an eviction notice.
00:48You're a monster.
00:50Now, the one to save their neck.
00:53Oh, you're expecting Prince Charming.
00:57Hey !
00:58Oh, no, no, no, no, dead girl.
01:00Off the table.
01:01Where was the pasta butter ?
01:02The bed's taken.
01:04What ?
01:05Is a hero named Shrek.
01:07Shrek ?
01:08Shrek.
01:09Shrek.
01:12Oh, wow.
01:13That was really scary.
01:14And if you don't mind me saying,
01:15you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something,
01:17cause your breath stinks.
01:18But a tale like this will also need a princess.
01:22Oh, wow.
01:23What ?
01:24And a noble steed.
01:26All right, I hope you heard that.
01:27You call me a noble steed.
01:29You think I'm a steed ?
01:30Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow.
01:35This is gonna be fun.
01:36We can see it late, swapping manly stars in the morning.
01:39I'm making waffles.
01:40Don't look down.
01:45Shrek, I'm looking down.
01:47Looking down.
01:48You think this Shrek is your true love.
01:50Well, yes.
01:56Shrek.
01:57I just know before this is over,
01:58I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
01:59Look at my eye twitching.
02:00Ah, twitching.
02:01.
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