How to Break a DILF
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00:00:00He's not even gonna ask?
00:00:02Does he not care at all?
00:00:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:00:06No, Sophie.
00:00:08Some things you can't take them back once you say them.
00:00:13Jessie, I'm in love with you.
00:00:20No, Sophie.
00:00:22You're like a daughter to me.
00:00:23Don't say that.
00:00:24It's not like that.
00:00:25I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:00:27I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog
00:00:31and children that run around in the backyard.
00:00:34That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:00:36No.
00:00:37No, you're just young and you're confused and you're gonna outgrow these feelings.
00:00:41Outgrow these feelings?
00:00:43I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:00:45I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:00:46They're not going anywhere.
00:00:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:00:50What the hell is she smiling about?
00:00:58I told her this meeting's important.
00:01:00Daydreaming again.
00:01:01Hey.
00:01:02Come here.
00:01:04Me?
00:01:04Yeah.
00:01:06Project the demo for me.
00:01:07Sophie, snap out of it.
00:01:09This is work.
00:01:10You need to focus.
00:01:13Oh my God.
00:01:15I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:01:19I can't stop thinking about him.
00:01:21I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:01:27Wait.
00:01:28Your dad's best friend?
00:01:30Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:01:34Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:01:38That's enough.
00:01:39Sophie, you stay here.
00:01:40Everybody else get out.
00:01:41Meeting's over.
00:01:41Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:01:46We should put her in line.
00:01:48Get out.
00:01:49All of you.
00:01:50Let's go.
00:01:56Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:01:58I told you to be focused.
00:01:59Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:02:02My dad's best friend?
00:02:04Who do you think that is?
00:02:05She used to text me all the time.
00:02:22She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:02:28It's so warm.
00:02:29Somewhere in the clouds is my shining light.
00:02:35I want to feel the freedom of you today.
00:02:49Cause I'm in this shape.
00:02:51But I love you.
00:02:55Sophie, you looked drunk.
00:03:05Where are you?
00:03:06It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:03:08Fish is taking the bait.
00:03:14Why isn't he here yet?
00:03:16You just texted him the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:03:20Give it a second.
00:03:21Give it a second.
00:03:21Give it a second.
00:03:21Give it a second.
00:03:23What if he doesn't come?
00:03:27Hey, be patient, all right?
00:03:29Just 10 more minutes.
00:03:33Let's dance over there.
00:03:37He's not coming.
00:03:39Everything's over.
00:03:46Told you we nailed.
00:03:53Why is my dad calling you?
00:04:13George, what's up?
00:04:15Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment.
00:04:20But we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on her honeymoon.
00:04:25Thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:04:29Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:04:31Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:04:34Just until the lease starts?
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:39What did you say?
00:04:45We've got to pack your stuff up.
00:04:47Pack?
00:04:47Pack for what?
00:04:49Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:04:50Jesse, I want you.
00:05:01Want me to what?
00:05:02I want you to make love to me.
00:05:04What are you talking?
00:05:06I want you inside of me now.
00:05:08I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jesse.
00:05:11This is what I've been waiting for.
00:05:17So that was my first place.
00:05:18Sophie's still a virgin.
00:05:20You're a virgin.
00:05:23Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:05:25Fuck me.
00:05:26What the hell am I doing?
00:05:29Stop.
00:05:31We have to stop.
00:05:32We can't do this.
00:05:33What?
00:05:33Why?
00:05:34I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:05:36You have to go with somebody that you love.
00:05:38Someone your own age.
00:05:39You're not a man like me.
00:05:41You are the man I love.
00:05:42Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:05:43I've been waiting for you.
00:05:46I'm sorry.
00:05:47We can't do this.
00:05:48This should have never happened.
00:05:50Who the hell are you?
00:05:59I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:06:01Oh.
00:06:03Well.
00:06:04This is Sophie's uncle.
00:06:06Uncle.
00:06:07It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:06:11I'm Sophie's friend.
00:06:14Why'd you come?
00:06:17Were you worried about me?
00:06:20Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:06:24Jealous?
00:06:26You sent me that text message alluring me here.
00:06:27Don't play smart.
00:06:28You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:06:31I can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:06:48Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:06:51Then you gotta go.
00:06:52Back to being a cold hard ass.
00:06:54So, are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:06:58Because you did kiss me.
00:07:00Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:07:04That was my fault.
00:07:04I shouldn't have done that.
00:07:05I don't want you to feel bad.
00:07:08I wanted you to kiss me.
00:07:13That's the problem, Sophie.
00:07:16Because I'm gonna kiss you too.
00:07:25You're breaking rules.
00:07:26No flirting.
00:07:28But I skipped that.
00:07:31And so?
00:07:32You're hungry.
00:07:35No underwear?
00:07:47Uh-uh.
00:07:49I ain't cheating, princess.
00:07:52So what now?
00:07:52You didn't punish me right last time?
00:07:54Is that what you are?
00:07:55You don't want any clutters?
00:08:01Punish me harder, please.
00:08:05What are you doing in the room?
00:08:10Um, I just came to get my things.
00:08:18You don't follow directions too well.
00:08:25How should I punish you?
00:08:27Punish me.
00:08:27I just want to know what you like.
00:08:38I just want to know what you like.
00:08:42She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:08:48Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:08:50Just watch porn?
00:08:52I just want to know what you like.
00:08:56Did you figure it out?
00:08:59You like cock most?
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:03Keep guessing.
00:09:04I feel something hurting against what I like.
00:09:08Yeah, you feel that, right?
00:09:13Rule number one.
00:09:17No suds.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:19No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:09:23Rule number two.
00:09:25No flirting.
00:09:27No tempting me.
00:09:28It's hard enough as it is.
00:09:30I can't promise anything.
00:09:32Rule number three.
00:09:33You're here for a week.
00:09:34When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:09:38It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:09:40I don't graduate for another year.
00:09:43That's so far away.
00:09:48My house.
00:09:49My rooms.
00:09:54Come on.
00:09:55I'll show you your room.
00:10:03Do you want money?
00:10:04I have money.
00:10:05No, no, no.
00:10:05We don't want money?
00:10:08She's so fucking hot.
00:10:10I get to go first.
00:10:12What are you doing?
00:10:12Please, please let me go.
00:10:14What the fuck?
00:10:15Let me go.
00:10:16Shut up.
00:10:18Sophie.
00:10:20Is that Jesse?
00:10:20Get your fucking hands off her.
00:10:35Are you okay?
00:10:38Yo, grandpa.
00:10:39You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:10:54So he likes older one of them.
00:10:56I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:10:59I need to know exactly what type of girl Jesse likes if I want to win him over.
00:11:05No secret it is.
00:11:06Holy shit.
00:11:25So rough.
00:11:32Looks like you found out the secret.
00:11:36Same roof tonight.
00:11:39Same bed soon.
00:11:55Jesse.
00:11:57So hot.
00:12:02Nope.
00:12:03This is killing me.
00:12:04I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:12:05Jesse.
00:12:11Jesse.
00:12:21Where did he hide it?
00:12:22What the-
00:12:34MILFs? That's what he's on to?
00:12:46Mr. Delancey, we're in your office. Anyone can walk by.
00:12:50So what?
00:12:52I'm the CEO. Let him wash.
00:12:56You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower and I think I see you in a day.
00:13:00You know what, Sophie?
00:13:02Then kiss me, boss man.
00:13:10I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.
00:13:14I know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but they're about to have an orgasm from around me.
00:13:20Yes.
00:13:22Yes, why?
00:13:23Yes sir, please fuck me.
00:13:28So...
00:13:30I heard you calling my name.
00:13:36I heard you calling my name.
00:13:46She said no, motherfucker!
00:13:48Come on, you're coming home with me. Now.
00:13:52Oh fuck, why does he look so mad?
00:14:02Are you mad at me or something?
00:14:04Why would I be mad at you?
00:14:06Well, you look mad.
00:14:08And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did and now you're upset?
00:14:14I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:14:18What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:14:20Was your friend gonna help you?
00:14:22What are you gonna do?
00:14:24Are you gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:14:26What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:14:28Okay, fine. I shouldn't have done that.
00:14:31But what else am I supposed to do? Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:14:35I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown ass woman.
00:14:41But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:14:46You have feelings for me too, you're just too scared to admit it.
00:14:52Okay, fine. You know what, I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:15:06It's your choice.
00:15:07Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:15:10The truth is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:15:16He's like a total control freak and he is super strict.
00:15:21She's fucking 21. She'll give her whatever she wants.
00:15:23Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside.
00:15:26Please.
00:15:27And really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:15:31I really do think you should blur a chat.
00:15:40Fine. Then that's what I'll do.
00:15:48Here, you can change into this.
00:16:01What the hell are you doing?
00:16:02You told me to get changed.
00:16:04In the bathroom?
00:16:05I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:16:07So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:16:12See yourself.
00:16:24Liar.
00:16:25Okay, let me get this wound to hold up for you.
00:16:38I sound fine.
00:16:39You gotta go get some sleep.
00:16:40You know where the spare bedroom is.
00:16:44Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:49If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:16:52I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:16:54I'm tired.
00:16:55I've had a long day, obviously.
00:17:03And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:17:05Why are you hurt?
00:17:06You have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:17:21You really do deserve to be punished.
00:17:26You really knew you deserved to be punished.
00:17:30Yeah, so punish me now.
00:17:44I needed this for so long.
00:17:50I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:17:56She is the intern who fantasized about banking Jessie at the meeting.
00:18:02Ooh.
00:18:03The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:18:06Now, now, be nice.
00:18:08She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:18:11Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:18:15Oh, Karen, the only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:18:19Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:18:24Hmm.
00:18:38Get away from me!
00:18:43Okay, don't be mad.
00:18:45How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:18:50You scared now?
00:18:52Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
00:18:58Nope.
00:18:59I fought so hard to get in this house, I'm not just gonna leave.
00:19:02Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:19:14Get your mud out of the gutter.
00:19:15So why did you guys break up?
00:19:17And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:19:20She lied to me.
00:19:23About everything.
00:19:24And she cheated on me.
00:19:26When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:19:31Oh, shit.
00:19:33Sorry.
00:19:35Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:19:38I'm gonna take him now.
00:19:39Sophie, what are you doing?
00:19:40Sophie!
00:19:41Sophie!
00:19:42Sophie!
00:19:43Wake up!
00:19:44Hey!
00:19:46How The Definitely
00:20:05Sophie?
00:20:06Sophie!
00:20:07Wake up, hey!
00:20:08Why are you yelling?
00:20:10So that was my first kiss.
00:20:40Her first kiss?
00:20:45Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:48That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR.
00:20:51What the fuck are you thinking?
00:20:52She scared the shit out of me, that's not funny.
00:20:56If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:21:01Next time I'm gonna let you drown.
00:21:08I love you.
00:21:14This is crazy, mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.
00:21:24Nothing can happen between you and Sophie, you have to stop thinking about it.
00:21:29Alright, alright, it is late, it is my wedding night, and we are going back to our tent.
00:21:41You all have fun, and we will see you tomorrow.
00:21:45Come on baby.
00:21:47I'm pretty tired too, so I'm tired of my tent, I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:22:01Where are you?
00:22:25Take another step, I'll pull your fucking brains out.
00:22:53Get on the ground.
00:23:00Get on the fucking ground.
00:23:03Don't kill us.
00:23:04Please don't kill us.
00:23:05We'll never happen again.
00:23:06We swear.
00:23:07I didn't know the happy side to him.
00:23:09911, what's your emergency?
00:23:11Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:23:13Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:23:15The corner at 46 and third.
00:23:18Listen bro, just...
00:23:20Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops.
00:23:25And if I see you come around here again, I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:23:30You all right?
00:23:31You all right?
00:23:32Fuck!
00:23:33Ugh!
00:23:34Okay.
00:23:35It's all right.
00:23:56Wait, you're hurt.
00:24:02It's nothing.
00:24:05I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:24:07He still came looking for me.
00:24:09Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:24:13Hey, Dottie.
00:24:17Welcome to the family.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:21She's drunk.
00:24:26I'm gonna take her down the lane.
00:24:28Maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:24:29Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:24:31I'm one of these bastards thinking it's his easy prey
00:24:34because he's tipsy.
00:24:35He's the only one I trust around here.
00:24:37Are you the suit to every girl?
00:24:50You're not every girl.
00:24:51I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:24:53Can you please come up with something new?
00:25:00I'm tipsy, okay?
00:25:02Just let me rest.
00:25:07What the fuck?
00:25:22Fine.
00:25:23I'll stop bothering you then.
00:25:25You gonna eat?
00:25:37Nope.
00:25:38I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:25:43We'll work out.
00:25:55Okay.
00:25:56I'm trying to wash.
00:25:57Is that my shirt?
00:25:58So am I distracting you?
00:26:00It's in my dressing room.
00:26:02This was my dressing room.
00:26:16Stay out of it.
00:26:17I can handle my own shit.
00:26:30Sorry.
00:26:31This is my room now.
00:26:33Oh, sweetie.
00:26:35So, uh, you two still don't share bed?
00:26:39So what?
00:26:40I'm his girlfriend now.
00:26:41Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:26:46And right here.
00:26:50Sorry.
00:26:51No rings in there.
00:26:52Just my decabaz that God gave me for free.
00:26:56Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:26:58You.
00:26:59Little.
00:27:00Bitch.
00:27:06I'm Sophie Holland.
00:27:07I'm stuck in an unending hell, fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:27:13The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:27:15And my dad's best friend.
00:27:17I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but...
00:27:20I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:27:31Everybody else in.
00:27:32Except for Sophie.
00:27:34We have something to talk about.
00:27:35Cool.
00:27:36He always treats Sophie differently.
00:27:50Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:27:52There's no one here.
00:27:53You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:27:55There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:27:58Listen, kid, it's your last day.
00:28:00Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:28:04You showed up.
00:28:05God, he's so hot.
00:28:07Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:28:08He smells so good.
00:28:11This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:28:13And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:28:15Yep.
00:28:16There's a 20-year age gap between us.
00:28:18He still treats me like a kid.
00:28:20But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:28:24Hey.
00:28:26You keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:28:32Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:28:35Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:28:38You'll always be a kid to me.
00:28:41I stop smoking.
00:28:43It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:28:45Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jessie?
00:28:53I'm staying.
00:28:54But I'll behave.
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:56I'll follow all the rules.
00:28:58No more instruction attempts.
00:28:59Please don't make me leave.
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:01You leave on the first day of school.
00:29:02Yes.
00:29:03I knew you'd cave.
00:29:04Oh, I'll get it.
00:29:05Karen won't make a move yet.
00:29:06I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:29:07Jessie, a neighborhood party?
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:09Dear Mr. Delancey, I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:29:10It would be a great time with neighbors. Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:29:11I'll be fine.
00:29:12I'll be fine.
00:29:13I'll be fine.
00:29:14I'll be fine.
00:29:15I'll be fine.
00:29:16I'll be fine.
00:29:17You leave on the first day of school.
00:29:18Yes.
00:29:19I knew you'd cave.
00:29:20Oh, I'll get it.
00:29:21Karen won't make a move yet.
00:29:22I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:29:24Jessie, a neighborhood party?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Dear Mr. Delancey, I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:29:35It would be a great time with neighbors. Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:29:39The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:29:42Since when do I socialize with neighbors? Since when do I have neighbors?
00:29:47Bring your partner. It'll be fun.
00:29:49Hard pass.
00:29:51You do want to show me off.
00:29:54A few days left. Might as well let her have this.
00:29:58Fine.
00:30:00Yes, Jessie, you're the best.
00:30:05I feel something hard against my leg.
00:30:10Got you for that, right?
00:30:12But Jessie?
00:30:14The rule is no flirting.
00:30:23That girl will be the death of me.
00:30:35What is he doing?
00:30:37What is he doing?
00:30:54Yummy.
00:30:55You hungry?
00:31:04There's breakfast inside.
00:31:05If you have one more salad, I'll join you.
00:31:07That's cheating.
00:31:09I'll join you.
00:31:11Let me help.
00:31:14Karen, who is this?
00:31:21You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:31:27Do you know where the host is?
00:31:29The host?
00:31:30Don't you mean your master?
00:31:33Oh, poor maid.
00:31:35Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:31:37Don't rush off.
00:31:38You know everybody here.
00:31:39Stay.
00:31:40And play.
00:31:41Is this for me?
00:31:42No.
00:31:43It looks delicious.
00:31:44Oops.
00:31:45I spilled it.
00:31:46It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:31:50Sorry.
00:31:51I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:32:19I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:32:22You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
00:32:31Breaking news.
00:32:32Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
00:32:37The entire LAX airport has shut down.
00:32:40Emergency services are on site.
00:32:42287 passengers are on board.
00:32:44No survivors are confirmed so far.
00:32:47At Sophie's flight.
00:32:58Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:33:00What?
00:33:01No.
00:33:02Why are you in my tent?
00:33:04Get out.
00:33:05You're not going to get out of this one, Jessie.
00:33:07You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:33:12What do you want me to say?
00:33:18You want to tell you?
00:33:19Yes.
00:33:20Yes.
00:33:21I find you attractive.
00:33:22I'm very attracted to you.
00:33:23But any man would be in their right mind.
00:33:25You're beautiful.
00:33:26You're kind.
00:33:27You're sexy.
00:33:28You check every box.
00:33:29Is that what you wanted to hear?
00:33:31That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:33:33Yes.
00:33:34That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:33:36Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:33:38Where's your bro?
00:34:03I didn't wear one.
00:34:04Or babies.
00:34:05Fuck you.
00:34:10I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:34:16So we need to step it up.
00:34:18Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:34:20Hey, bestie.
00:34:21How's it going with that smoking hot DILF?
00:34:23Tell me you've already hit that.
00:34:25As if it's that easy.
00:34:26But he's right here with me now.
00:34:29I'm floating.
00:34:38OMG, that is so you two.
00:34:41I'm literally screaming.
00:34:46Hey.
00:34:47Come here.
00:34:48Yes, sir.
00:34:53Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:34:55Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:34:59Close the door.
00:35:08Sorry you walked around teasing me all day.
00:35:11I ain't gonna get me in this for.
00:35:17Take your shirt off.
00:35:19I don't think...
00:35:20Don't think.
00:35:21Dude you're told.
00:35:25Don't make a sound.
00:35:36Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:35:40You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:35:48Oh, my God.
00:35:51I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:35:55Don't tell me that you love me.
00:35:57Love me, love me.
00:35:59Don't tell me that you love me.
00:36:02Love like that, you love like that.
00:36:04Don't tell me that you love me.
00:36:07Love like that, you love like that.
00:36:09Don't tell me that you love me.
00:36:11That's enough.
00:36:13That's your last warning.
00:36:14You need to leave.
00:36:15I'm going to call the cops.
00:36:16Jessie!
00:36:18I know you still love me.
00:36:20Trust me.
00:36:21That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:36:24Now I just regret meeting you.
00:36:25You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie.
00:36:28You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:36:40So, you were married to that?
00:36:44It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:36:45Right, but you proposed after all.
00:36:48If you weren't into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:36:50She's dangerous.
00:36:52So, why did you marry her?
00:36:55I'm going to get you in a room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:36:57I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:36:59What?
00:37:00You're kicking me out for her.
00:37:02It's not safe for you here.
00:37:04Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here?
00:37:06Are you still in love with her or something?
00:37:08No, Sophie.
00:37:09I don't love her.
00:37:10I love you.
00:37:23Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:37:31George, what are you doing?
00:37:32Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:37:35Something's off with her.
00:37:37Did Sophie tell George?
00:37:39Maybe I should just come clean.
00:37:41Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
00:37:43Worrying about that hurts, she got into an argument.
00:37:46She'll come around.
00:37:47I don't think that's it.
00:37:50Look, I haven't been a good father.
00:37:52I'm always laying, always working, getting remarried.
00:37:57Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
00:38:01I just know there's something else.
00:38:05Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her,
00:38:07because she's moving to China.
00:38:09She's what?
00:38:10I can't wait.
00:38:28I can't wait.
00:38:30If we're together, then I'll survive for one more day.
00:38:36Hey, Dad. I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:38:46Sweetheart, did you say China? Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:38:50Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:38:51I just need to change the scenery, and if I can help some people along the way,
00:38:55even just one person, I'll be happy.
00:38:58Okay, sweetheart. I support you.
00:39:01Thanks, Dad.
00:39:36I love himself.
00:39:38Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:51Come on, go do what I told you.
00:39:54He's literally looking over here right now.
00:39:57Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:39:59Are you sure? I don't even know that guy.
00:40:01Listen, we went to college together, so I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable, and he's hot, and he's rich.
00:40:10I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous, and he has been eyeing you all night.
00:40:15Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:40:18I'm feeling good. I'm feeling fine.
00:40:25Ready to shine. Ready to shine. Ready to shine.
00:40:28I trusted you.
00:40:39I trusted you as my only daughter.
00:40:42Dad, why are you here?
00:40:45Yes, we are.
00:40:45Get away.
00:40:49He scared me to death.
00:40:52It was an accident. Jesse wasn't even there.
00:40:54Do not defend him. You are coming home with me.
00:40:57I'm not leaving.
00:40:59I started school soon. It's closer to here.
00:41:04I will drive you.
00:41:06I'm not going back.
00:41:08I...
00:41:08Sophie, go with your father.
00:41:12You want me to move?
00:41:18You can't just give us one chance.
00:41:20Just to try.
00:41:21No. You're my best friend's daughter. I'm not going to do George like that.
00:41:24If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun. He will shoot me.
00:41:29Jesse, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:41:32Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:41:36Sophie, I'm serious.
00:41:39Wait.
00:41:40Does that mean...
00:41:42you like me too?
00:41:44It's just because of my dad?
00:41:46No. No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:41:48It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:41:51I'm old.
00:41:52I'm divorced.
00:41:54You're young. You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:41:56You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:41:59You can't tell me what I want.
00:42:01Okay? I know what I want and it's you.
00:42:04Well, I don't want you.
00:42:08I see.
00:42:11I'll stop bothering you then.
00:42:17Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:42:20But as your father's best friend,
00:42:22I can never cross that line.
00:42:24Damn it.
00:42:31First, you didn't follow me.
00:42:33Why would you...
00:42:33You mean it, right?
00:42:38It's running pretty hard.
00:42:39No thanks.
00:42:40No!
00:42:46Stop!
00:42:47Ah!
00:42:50Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
00:42:53Okay?
00:42:53He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:42:55Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:42:57You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:42:58We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:43:01Nobody's coming for you.
00:43:05You set this up!
00:43:06You're nothing but a street whore.
00:43:11Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:43:16Okay, everybody.
00:43:17Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:43:20Get her.
00:43:27Let go of me!
00:43:29Someone help!
00:43:30I didn't do anything!
00:43:31Oh, save it, whore.
00:43:33There's someone who cares.
00:43:36Push her in!
00:43:45Hey, don't lock the door.
00:43:56Okay, okay.
00:43:57Just wanted some privacy.
00:43:59You want a drink?
00:44:00No, I'm fine.
00:44:00I'm fine.
00:44:06A guy and a girl.
00:44:09Alone.
00:44:11In a room.
00:44:13I think we all know what happens next.
00:44:15I respect her decision.
00:44:17Jesus.
00:44:18Will you just man up?
00:44:19You're here, right?
00:44:21You obviously care about her.
00:44:23I mean, are you really going to let her go do something that she's going to regret?
00:44:28It's more complicated than you think.
00:44:33Can I give you a kiss?
00:44:34Um, I'm not ready.
00:44:36We barely know each other.
00:44:37Come on.
00:44:38It's just a little kiss.
00:44:39I won't do anything else.
00:44:40I'm sorry.
00:44:41I don't think I can do this.
00:44:42Why did you go into my room?
00:44:44Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:44:46You're right.
00:44:46I shouldn't have done that.
00:44:47I'll get out of your hair.
00:44:49You can't change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:44:52No, get off of me!
00:44:53Yes, you're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:45:06Do not talk to her like that.
00:45:09You mean no?
00:45:11You'd be better off at home.
00:45:13Then I have to work.
00:45:16Come on.
00:45:17Come on, we are leaving.
00:45:19Dad, I just wait in the car.
00:45:21I have to pack my stuff really quick.
00:45:22and say goodbye
00:45:24to Uncle Jesse.
00:45:34See what I really doing?
00:45:35Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:45:37So that's it?
00:45:38But what about our deal?
00:45:39You said that after I dodged you...
00:45:40I was just stalling to get you off my back.
00:45:45You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:45:52I thought I lost you.
00:46:10I thought you were on that flight.
00:46:12That wasn't my flight.
00:46:13My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got cancelled.
00:46:16Thank God.
00:46:18I'm still leaving, Jesse.
00:46:21I'm tired of playing these games with you.
00:46:23Okay, it's exhausting.
00:46:24It was good to see you.
00:46:28You're worth fighting for.
00:46:29What?
00:46:30So, this is you.
00:46:38I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:46:49Seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:46:51I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:46:53But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:47:03Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:47:06Jesse.
00:47:07I, uh...
00:47:09Rule number two.
00:47:11You're flirting.
00:47:18We're gonna confiscate this.
00:47:23He's...
00:47:35Taking a shower.
00:47:38Snap out of me, Jesse.
00:47:40This is your friend's daughter.
00:47:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:47:43You're her.
00:47:44That means you want me.
00:47:46Means I'm a healthy man.
00:47:47You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:47:50But don't get it twisted.
00:47:51This isn't love.
00:47:54This isn't affection.
00:47:55It's biology.
00:48:03Fine.
00:48:04You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:48:07I'll force you out of your cave.
00:48:11It's my dad's wedding today.
00:48:13I haven't spoken to Jesse since that night.
00:48:15You may now kiss the bride.
00:48:17Jesse should be here by now.
00:48:26Where is he?
00:48:33There he is.
00:48:34Be cool, Sophie.
00:48:35Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:48:50I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:48:57So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:48:59You're barely 21.
00:49:00Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:49:15To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:49:19Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:49:20Trust me.
00:49:21I've wished him plenty.
00:49:23Doesn't seem to help.
00:49:24That's my fifth stepmom.
00:49:26She's 30.
00:49:28Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:49:32Your father loves you.
00:49:33Do you know that?
00:49:34I know he does.
00:49:35He's my dad.
00:49:36But the real question is, do you?
00:49:47Sophie, you're drunk.
00:49:50Oh, there you guys are.
00:49:52It's cute, right?
00:50:05Isn't it a little weird?
00:50:08Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:50:10But at least I won't have a dress to run.
00:50:14I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:50:18Let's go.
00:50:22Hello?
00:50:23Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:50:25He requested an emergency meeting.
00:50:27All right, I'm on the way.
00:50:29Work emergency?
00:50:31Yeah.
00:50:32Go ahead, I'll meet you at the parties.
00:50:34Go.
00:50:34I'll try my neighbors.
00:50:43Hello.
00:50:44I'm here for the...
00:50:47There you are.
00:50:50The party.
00:50:52I've loved him ever since I met him.
00:50:55And he's the only person I've ever loved.
00:50:57And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't.
00:51:03My heart skips a beat every time I see him.
00:51:07I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one.
00:51:11Okay?
00:51:12He's always been the one.
00:51:13So if you're going to shoot him, you have to shoot me too.
00:51:15Okay.
00:51:16So if you're going to shoot him, you have to shoot me too.
00:51:20You're going to marry my daughter?
00:51:25What?
00:51:25I...
00:51:25Yes.
00:51:27Yes, we...
00:51:28I would love to, with your permission, of course.
00:51:30If you break her heart, I'm going to kill you.
00:51:33If you cheat on her, I'm going to chop your dick off and slice you into fucking pieces.
00:51:38You what?
00:51:42Jesse, you did not.
00:51:43I'm a man, Sophia.
00:51:45A man has to do what a man has to do.
00:51:46I have to take responsibility for what I did last night.
00:51:48Especially because you're George's daughter.
00:51:50I don't want you to be here when he gets here.
00:51:51He's coming at noon.
00:51:53It might get violent.
00:51:54Jesse, I can't go.
00:51:56Are you crazy?
00:51:56You said it yourself.
00:51:57He will shoot you dead.
00:51:58Like, graveyard dead.
00:52:01He's not going to shoot me.
00:52:02He might punch me in the face, but he's not going to shoot me.
00:52:08You motherfucker!
00:52:09I know your ass is in here!
00:52:11Get your ass out!
00:52:12Mom, looks like it's too late for me to go.
00:52:14We're in this together.
00:52:25You know, I can't believe this is real.
00:52:27You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast?
00:52:30I think I've had dreams about this.
00:52:34Yeah, I feel the same with two.
00:52:37I'm kind of a middle-aged man, divorced man like me, a girl I do.
00:52:42I'm a desert, dude.
00:52:43You're not old.
00:52:44Okay?
00:52:44Forties are a man's best year.
00:52:46Oh, yeah?
00:52:47Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning because I'm going to die way before you do.
00:52:52I don't know who's going to take care of you, then.
00:52:53That's why you need to quit smoking.
00:52:55And then I'll start smoking, and then we can die at the same age.
00:52:58Eat your breakfast.
00:53:00As soon as you get down, I'm going to drop you off at home.
00:53:02Why?
00:53:03I can't stay?
00:53:03I have something to do.
00:53:04It's pretty important.
00:53:05So...
00:53:06I called your dad.
00:53:09I can't plead.
00:53:09Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:53:19I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:53:22I tried so hard to make things work, but every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:53:30I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:53:37I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:53:42Goodbye, Jesse.
00:53:47I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:53:48Jesse, I love you.
00:53:58Don't let you.
00:54:01I love you too, Sophie.
00:54:06I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:54:09This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:54:26You stay here.
00:54:27Think about what you've done.
00:54:31I don't know.
00:54:37Jesse.
00:54:39I'm back.
00:54:45Just don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:54:48Hi.
00:54:50I'm Jesse's wife.
00:55:00Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.
00:55:03I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:06Mr. Delancey, wait, please.
00:55:07I can't lose this job.
00:55:09Wait!
00:55:18It's not my fault.
00:55:20I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
00:55:21Jesse.
00:55:23I'm here.
00:55:25Jesse, I love you.
00:55:27Don't let you.
00:55:28I love you too, but you're not safe with me.
00:55:34You have to go.
00:55:42George, we have to talk.
00:55:45It's about your daughter.
00:55:47That won't be necessary, all right?
00:55:48I think the world of your daughter.
00:55:49All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy.
00:55:54All right.
00:55:54Well, that's the deal, then.
00:56:00Don't break it.
00:56:01Oh, my God.
00:56:06Jesse.
00:56:07Dad.
00:56:08As my daughter, you have my blessing.
00:56:12As for you, he's a man he understands.
00:56:15That's all right.
00:56:17I probably deserve that.
00:56:19Send me a bill for the wedding.
00:56:21Till then, don't talk to me.
00:56:23Selfie, I love you.
00:56:32I love you more.
00:56:35Hi.
00:56:37I'm Jesse's wife.
00:56:39Ex-wife, Karen.
00:56:41We're divorced.
00:56:41Hmm.
00:56:42Why are you here?
00:56:43I came for what's mine.
00:56:44There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:56:45Hmm.
00:56:51I'm not leaving without it.
00:56:53I miss you.
00:57:04You know, the club really hasn't been the same since you...
00:57:06Oh, my God.
00:57:06His ex-wife is here.
00:57:08I should at least be polite, right?
00:57:12No.
00:57:13I...
00:57:13Um, do you want some coffee?
00:57:19Don't bother, kiddo.
00:57:21I know this place better than you.
00:57:23And I know Jesse better than you.
00:57:25He'll bore of you soon enough.
00:57:29Get what you came for and get out.
00:57:31And leave her out of this.
00:57:33Jesse.
00:57:34Still angry?
00:57:36Mm-hmm.
00:57:36I came for the engagement ring.
00:57:40Mm-hmm.
00:57:41An engagement ring, of course.
00:57:43They were married, after all.
00:57:45I decided to keep it after all.
00:57:47I decided to keep it after all.
00:57:54Patience.
00:57:55You're not clean yet.
00:57:57Hold her down.
00:57:58Jess, I'm gonna kill you for this.
00:58:11Will the bus come after us?
00:58:12No.
00:58:13She's Karen.
00:58:14And she is a nothing.
00:58:16Who do you think will win?
00:58:17Go on.
00:58:18Whatever happens, I'll take the play.
00:58:19Mm-hmm.
00:58:20Jesse!
00:58:25Jesse!
00:58:29Toby?
00:58:30What the fuck are you doing?
00:58:32What the fuck are you doing?
00:58:37God damn it.
00:58:45I almost had him.
00:58:55At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:59:09No.
00:59:09No.
00:59:09Running away?
00:59:16You can't pretend anymore.
00:59:20I'll handle the rest.
00:59:24I had a bad feeling, you motherfucker.
00:59:26I am going to fucking kill you.
00:59:28Sophie.
00:59:29Sophie, get out of the way.
00:59:31Sophie, go to your bedroom.
00:59:32We'll talk to your dad.
00:59:33That is my line.
00:59:35You can't tell her that.
00:59:37Sophie, go to your room.
00:59:39Daddy, you can't kill him.
00:59:40No, I'm going to kill him, all right?
00:59:42It's not his fault, okay?
00:59:43I chased Jesse first.
00:59:45You were just a dumb kid.
00:59:46And you, you ought to know better.
00:59:48You were twice her age.
00:59:49How could you do that to my child?
00:59:52Daddy, your new wife is literally 30.
00:59:55How can you judge us?
00:59:56That is different.
00:59:57He is not right for you.
00:59:59You're 21 years old.
01:00:00You have your whole life in front of you.
01:00:02Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:00:05I love him.
01:00:06Jesse, did you try to kill me?
01:00:11Sorry.
01:00:12Oh.
01:00:14Oh, I should have never let you go.
01:00:15You okay?
01:00:17All right.
01:00:17I'll take care of you.
01:00:19You have a problem.
01:00:20You come to me.
01:00:21You don't drag her into this.
01:00:22You're overreacting, baby.
01:00:24We were just playing around.
01:00:26We're just playing.
01:00:26Let's play.
01:00:27How about that?
01:00:31Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood.
01:00:34Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
01:00:37She's nothing.
01:00:38Yes, when your relationship was falling apart,
01:00:40Karen begged you over and over,
01:00:42and you still broke up with her.
01:00:44Exactly.
01:00:45And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
01:00:47You jerk.
01:00:49Should we tell them the truth?
01:00:50Mistress?
01:00:51There was no mistress.
01:00:53She was the one that was cheating.
01:00:58Oh my God.
01:00:59I'm finally going to lose my virginity to the man I love.
01:01:02Can I join you?
01:01:30Does that feel good?
01:01:31Yes.
01:01:32I'll make you feel even better.
01:01:48Hurry up.
01:01:50I'm not going to hurry.
01:01:52It's your first time.
01:01:54I'm going to get you as wet as possible,
01:01:55so it doesn't hurt.
01:01:56I'm going to have you out of myself, Sophie.
01:02:22Huffering.
01:02:26Huffering.
01:02:29Finally.
01:02:30After a decade of waiting,
01:02:32I landed the man of my dreams.
01:02:34We got married right after I graduated college.
01:02:37I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey.
01:02:39As for my dad,
01:02:40I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother.
01:02:42Jeez, dad.
01:02:43You're like almost 50.
01:02:45Well, ladies,
01:02:46moral of the story is,
01:02:47you shouldn't give up on finding real love.
01:02:49Not the kind that fades or gets replaced, but the kind that stays with you, quietly, even through the years.
01:02:56Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you.
01:02:59Love like that, rising and disappearing, just waits for the right time.
01:03:06You're not getting away from here, Chesky.
01:03:09Then I can lose you to some dumb, blind, little bitch.
01:03:14Just you wait.
01:03:19Your father trusts me.
01:03:44I can't betray his trust.
01:03:45My dad probably doesn't even care, you're just assuming that he does.
01:03:48I know him, I know men.
01:03:50If he found out about us, whatever this is, he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
01:03:58So what?
01:03:59You're just going to give up on us then?
01:04:01Just give me time.
01:04:13Meaning?
01:04:14After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
01:04:17So you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
01:04:22Yes.
01:04:24Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
01:04:27And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:04:31Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy.
01:04:33So I'm not going to run away from this.
01:04:37But I want to do it on my terms.
01:04:38Okay, what are your terms?
01:04:42No.
01:04:43You wouldn't.
01:04:44Yeah.
01:04:44You love me.
01:04:46If I stopped loving you a long time ago, after all the lying and the cheating and the drug use?
01:04:52No.
01:04:53You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face and no one will ever love you.
01:04:58OMG.
01:05:00She was the cheater?
01:05:01What a bitch.
01:05:03We all thought Jesse was the liar.
01:05:05Jesse, you know who my father is?
01:05:09And you know what happens when you cross me?
01:05:11Yeah, I do.
01:05:12But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
01:05:14Are you threatening me?
01:05:15I'm not threatening you, no.
01:05:17I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
01:05:26Calm down.
01:05:26The reaction is bigger than mine.
01:05:28She's only going there for a year.
01:05:30She wants to teach English to young kids in rural yin.
01:05:32You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:05:36George, what the fuck?
01:05:37She doesn't speak the language?
01:05:38We don't know anybody over there.
01:05:40What if something happens to her?
01:05:41What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:05:43Jesse, she's going to be fine.
01:05:44She's joining a group out there.
01:05:45And I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:05:49You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:05:52Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:05:57George, you're thinking, hey, why the hell would you know anyway?
01:05:59You're my best friend.
01:06:01Practically wise to grow up.
01:06:02Why would she tell you anything?
01:06:04I guess I just need to be patient.
01:06:06Better tell me when she's ready.
01:06:08Anyway.
01:06:10All right, well, I'll get out of your hair.
01:06:11I know you're a busy guy.
01:06:13I'm going to go off on this weekend?
01:06:15Yeah, yeah.
01:06:17When's her flight?
01:06:18She already left.
01:06:19It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:06:20Excuse me.
01:06:23Then that's what I'll do.
01:06:25Do what exactly?
01:06:26Lose my virginity to Mark.
01:06:28That gave the walking STD.
01:06:30He's not right for you.
01:06:32Sophie.
01:06:32I haven't seen you since college.
01:06:36I think we should totally catch up in prison.
01:06:41Hey, uncle.
01:06:44Sophie's 21.
01:06:45I think you can chillax, right?
01:06:49We're having fun.
01:06:50I'm only sure she gets home safe.
01:06:51Hmm?
01:06:53Come with me.
01:06:55Jessie?
01:06:57Last chance.
01:06:58Do I go?
01:07:00You can do whatever you are.
01:07:03Or someone come here tonight.
01:07:05Great.
01:07:06I'll see you later, then.
01:07:20That night you left, you told me you hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting from, but I have.
01:07:26It's you, right?
01:07:28Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you that I'm done running.
01:07:31I'm done running away from our feelings.
01:07:33I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us.
01:07:37And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you.
01:07:40Just give me one more chance.
01:07:43But what about my dad?
01:07:44He said he'll kill you.
01:07:45I'll get him not to.
01:07:48And what about waiting until after college?
01:07:51I'm only young once.
01:07:52You're really wasting my years here, Jessie.
01:07:54Anytime.
01:07:56Whatever you want.
01:07:57Whenever you want.
01:07:59And what are you waiting for?
01:08:00Take me home.
01:08:03This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport, where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:08:13I'm sorry, sir.
01:08:14No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:08:16LAX is shut down.
01:08:18My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:08:19I gotta see if she's okay.
01:08:19Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:08:23Now you can wait here with everyone else, and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:08:27I'm sorry.
01:08:56I need nothing to keep safe.
01:08:58I need you for real.
01:08:59Don't act with a handshake.
01:09:02I need nothing to keep safe.
01:09:04I need you for real.
01:09:06I gotta be out of taste.
01:09:08He's such a jerk.
01:09:14I was practically naked in front of him, and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
01:09:18What if he just can't?
01:09:21You know, like, erectile dysfunction?
01:09:23No!
01:09:23I felt it.
01:09:24It was hard as a rock.
01:09:25Mom, then what the hell is he resisting for?
01:09:28Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
01:09:32How he said it's because you're a virgin, right?
01:09:36What if we make him think that you're not?
01:09:44The fastest way to conquer a man?
01:09:46Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
01:09:49Step one, last.
01:09:52Sex is their basic instinct, and no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a
01:09:58beauty like you.
01:09:59But I've tried.
01:10:04Like, so many times.
01:10:06The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
01:10:09So then step two, greed.
01:10:11If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
01:10:15We'll play that game.
01:10:16Push, pull, repeat.
01:10:18Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:10:22Then step three, envy.
01:10:25Let's bring in some competition.
01:10:26Might look, someone who looks nothing like him.
01:10:31Well, make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
01:10:34And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
01:10:42You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
01:10:43I owe you huge if this works.
01:10:45Oh, trust me.
01:10:46It will work.
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