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00:00Pensione, prego. Si prega di postare pensione alla pensione.
00:05Non prego. Numero 10 e prego.
00:10Oh!
00:12Veda mia! Mi scusi, ragazzi.
00:15Forgive me, forgive me. I... I'm so clumsy today. Mi scusi, cara, huh?
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:24Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:27Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hm?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:58I'm talking to the hotel.
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:01Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No. No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:11We are Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:17You have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:27Damn it!
01:29The wallet's gone.
01:32We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:35What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Undoing your dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:50Senore!
01:52You dropped this.
01:56Thanks.
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Come on.
02:03Come on.
02:07Come on.
02:10Come on.
02:11Come on.
02:23Wait.
02:24Where did you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me?
02:43You just kidnapped me!
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin quote of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sisu.
03:26Oh, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:29Face of yours.
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:46Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50Stronson.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer, in Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:09Oh.
04:10Oh.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:25Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, Camisario.
04:33I didn't drop anyone.
04:34We're just she and I, she...
04:37And I, she...
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:54Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the truth.
05:01Madonna mia, what's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senor.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Basta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20Uh...
05:21No, uh...
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah, um...
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Brava!
05:26Ma brava!
05:27I sent it!
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Ah, no, that's rude.
05:31That's more true.
05:32Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:33You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35She...
05:36Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware...
05:47If this is fake...
05:49You both go to jail.
05:51Then I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:57Laura has sent it.
05:58Mateo's wife.
05:59Hey, Santa Maria.
06:00Am I such a bad kisser?
06:01I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:03Tranquilla.
06:04Tranquilla.
06:05Bella, you're a tourist.
06:06They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:07Now Cecilia and Verena.
06:08Hey, listen.
06:09You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:10I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:11So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:24Bravo.
06:25What's wrong with you?
06:26Once, just once.
06:27Even after the prayer we're killed three times.
06:41What's wrong with you?
06:45Once, just once!
06:47Even after the prayer, we kissed three times!
06:57What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?!
07:01This is where we're getting married tomorrow, huh?
07:03What wedding?
07:06Francesco!
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello!
07:11Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:18Americano.
07:19Oh, Francesco, si, 100% Americano.
07:23Matteo, you drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:27You disappear for weeks.
07:29You steal!
07:32And now today you bring this Americano.
07:34You call bride into your family tavena.
07:37Ora, non parliamo italiano.
07:38We speak in English for the Americano.
07:40Ma, fratello, fratello, ma basta.
07:43Fratello, she's family right now.
07:45How could you?
07:46Yeah, we're enough.
07:47We just do.
07:48This is our family cafe.
07:50I'm the only one working here while you're off doing God knows what.
07:54What is in your head, fratello?
07:56That's fine.
07:57No, I'm sorry.
07:58No, I'm sorry.
07:59No, I'm sorry.
08:00You can make it easy, huh?
08:01Hey!
08:02You know, the echo here is too loud because this taven is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:05Sick of these.
08:07So sick of these.
08:09all these. Maybe if you actually
08:10help me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:16Work here yourself.
08:18And for your
08:20dumb wedding.
08:26So,
08:27your brother
08:29hates you, you steal,
08:32police are after you,
08:34and you're
08:35in your family cafe.
08:37You're doing great.
08:41This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:50My brother's
08:51and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:58Because
08:59that's the only way I can save
09:01this place.
09:03You know what? My brother's right.
09:05You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:11There was something
09:15familiar in this boy.
09:18Work, I'm saying.
09:20Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy
09:24family
09:24where you're valued
09:26and loved.
09:51Are this your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
10:00Yes.
10:02My mother's.
10:02My mother's.
10:02My mother's.
10:14There was
10:14always a sea of people here.
10:18A Mediterranean Sea,
10:19as Papa called it.
10:20But after they died,
10:25silence.
10:26They always wanted
10:27me and my brother to
10:29keep the tavern alive.
10:31There will be
10:32new life.
10:34New weddings,
10:35new people.
10:36But we
10:37barely
10:38pay the bills
10:40to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:41We can't even
10:44recreate
10:45Mama's cook.
10:52I know what it's like
10:54to live one life
10:55while dreaming of another.
10:57manager.
11:04Manager?
11:05Huh?
11:06The Details.
11:07And there, in a cozy little corner,
11:32hit the family's biggest secret.
11:34One I was trying to solve.
11:38Not knowing it would change my life
11:41and the lives of everyone around me.
11:52Signora Giordano, signora Giordano,
11:55maybe order something else.
11:57Anything at all.
12:04Mom, it was such a cold heart.
12:08You will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates, you will see the same sign.
12:15Close.
12:15Mark my words.
12:16What?
12:17No.
12:18No, no, no.
12:24It couldn't be.
12:29No.
12:30No, no, no.
12:42It couldn't be.
12:43Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:52No, no, no, no, no.
12:53Caponade.
12:55Pasta alla norma.
12:57Oh, come here.
12:58Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:02But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I,
13:15we tried to cook it many times,
13:17hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked.
13:21The tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern,
13:26but your mother,
13:28she must have left the recipes
13:29for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:38Not a woman.
13:41An Angelo sent from the heaven.
13:46Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:51Maybe the Venice?
13:53Can you steal something for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:10Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:20Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:22Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:29Oh, hey you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Cecele, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet,
14:41I'd have lost ten kilos already,
14:43and I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner?
14:46It's not just the wallet.
14:49But my wife missing too.
14:50My wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:05If they don't show up in three days,
15:09then come back.
15:10In the meantime,
15:11send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao, American.
15:15Hey, you're a local, right?
15:21Yes.
15:21I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26I don't understand.
15:27I will pay you.
15:30If you find her,
15:32my wife.
15:33Allora?
15:46Mateo!
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallets weren't enough,
15:51you're stealing wives now to...
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:55I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:57Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02Oh, but she's saved.
16:03Our daughter.
16:05Ma che cosa?
16:06Avdiamo.
16:07Andiamo, guarda.
16:08Guarda in terreno.
16:09Vai, vai, vai.
16:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, Francesco, vai, vai, vai.
16:20I melted into that place.
16:24Into the walls.
16:32The people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family worm.
16:45Everything I ever dreamed of.
16:48And I melted into his eyes.
16:53Irrevocably and completely.
16:56Eh, buona serata.
16:59Ci vediamo dopo.
17:00Ciao, ciao.
17:02Non dimenticate di venire domani, sì?
17:04Sì.
17:05Ciao.
17:05Ciao.
17:06Ciao.
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you.
17:14Just like as we all are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19Adomani.
17:20Adomani, ciao.
17:20Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:23Ciao.
17:24Ciao.
17:24Ciao.
17:24Ciao.
17:25Ciao.
17:25Mamma.
17:28Grazie.
17:29Grazie, mamma.
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from Melbourne.
17:37You're an Angelo.
17:39Yeah, yeah.
17:40Well, this all needs clean up.
17:57Si.
17:58But you know, you're in Italy.
18:01Nobody.
18:02Nobody's in hurry here.
18:04Nobody's in hurry here.
18:05He stole me just to give me my dream.
18:31And I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:35Afraid to breathe, to move, because I knew this dream had to end.
19:01To end.
19:02Tomorrow.
19:03Hi.
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20:07I've been byегin昨aklerini.
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20:22Hi.
20:23You promised to help me. I sent you my wife's photo and you didn't even reply.
20:28Oh, strange. I never received anything.
20:31Wait!
20:33Are you going to help me or not?
20:37You see, Sicilian police always help those in me, but not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:45Scusi!
20:48You've got to be kidding me!
20:53Scusi!
20:55Scusi!
20:56Scusi!
20:57Ciao tutti!
21:10And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:16I stood there looking into his eyes, and I realized that for the first time in my life, I had met the one who made me happy.
21:34Forgive me, I'm so clumsy today, Miss Scusi.
21:38His first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:46She's my fiancé!
21:48His first kiss.
21:54The way he looked at me.
21:56His tenderness.
22:00And what happened between us that night.
22:02I dreamed of being with him.
22:15But I couldn't.
22:17I only had one thing to say.
22:20I can't.
22:24I'm sorry, I...
22:27I can't become part of your big family.
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived, and I...
22:34I deceive you all.
22:35Well...
22:38I'm married.
22:41It's all vacant.
22:43Mateo only helped me to escape my husband.
22:46So you lied to me after all?
22:48No, no, come inside.
22:49No, no, he did it for me.
22:51I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:59Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:02And here he is!
23:07Darling.
23:08It's alright.
23:10Come with me.
23:12And we...
23:13Leave this country.
23:15Dammit.
23:16Town.
23:17Right now, okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me.
23:26Sorry.
23:32Hey, wait.
23:35What if it's...
23:36Not a lie?
23:38Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:41Maybe someone above...
23:43Brought us together here.
23:45Kara, listen.
23:47Only you could...
23:48Bring life back to this place, eh?
23:50And change me.
23:52What?
23:53What'd you say?
23:54Both above?
23:55She's married!
23:56She's married, Christ's sake!
23:58I...
23:59I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him, but...
24:03Right now, you're here.
24:05Incessible.
24:06Among three seas, among my family and...
24:09And my tavern.
24:11And I want all these to be yours.
24:15Hear me.
24:17I am yours.
24:19And I want you to be my angel.
24:21I'm there.
24:22Hey!
24:23Are you invisible?
24:24Huh?
24:25Do something!
24:26Faster!
24:27If they say their...
24:30Vows here, in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses...
24:35Then you legal marriage...
24:38Nothing!
24:40My child, have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:45We were about to, so...
24:47Then...
24:48It's up to you.
24:52Let me be a husband.
24:55Yes.
24:57I said yes.
24:58What?
24:59It's illegal!
25:00It's illegal!
25:06Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:15Remember that.
25:17I'm Kyra, and this...
25:18It's my Italian love story.
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