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DollHouse Episode 8
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00:00you are now watching now that's TV
00:30go home bitch
00:34wait no go home bitch
00:36fuck home too
00:38surfer
00:40this one go out to my bitches
00:42with plastic hands and things
00:44TV's oh my god how she look like this
00:46I'm on prison look at it
00:48pretty privilege a motherfucker look how
00:50I tramp it if I want it
00:52he gonna get it my way I'ma have it
00:55any nigga I won't knock it
00:56if I want it I'm bad
00:58when we're quinnin' he cashin' it
01:00and he ain't even tappin' it
01:01if it's wet then I'm trashin' it
01:03if it's good then I'm gasin' it
01:05nasty bitch but got class and shit
01:07sexy, pretty, little sassy bitch
01:09blackberry dog with a cash tag
01:10wanna bad bitch break me off then
01:11don't play on my top
01:13this bitch here top notch
01:14bust down ice my watch
01:15boy what you thought
01:16I don't give a fuck by love
01:17I don't give a fuck by hug
01:19baby I'm a dog
01:19I don't give a fuck by thugs
01:21I don't give a fuck by thugs
01:22baby I'm a dog
01:23you're not gonna leave
01:28pop with
01:29wrap the reunion
01:31whitha
01:32what you got to do next bitches
01:35what you got to do
01:36what's on me
01:37from when I saw on instagram
01:40maybe it was all of them face acts
01:43but from when I saw on instagram
01:45she looked half way decent
01:47so when she came up in here
01:49deteriorating with that
01:51Motherfuckin' Agna Bob, bitch, I was just baffled.
01:57And she got my host a little too much,
02:01and you know you don't even get it back.
02:03You wack ass bitch.
02:04Bitch, stop playing with me.
02:06Stop playing with me.
02:08No, I can't.
02:09Don't do this, don't do this.
02:10Why you don't wanna fight?
02:11Just take her to me.
02:12Why you don't wanna fight?
02:14Why you don't wanna fight, bitch?
02:15Take her, take her.
02:17I'm sick of being, I'm done being nice to bitches.
02:19Shia Love The Dollhouse season two.
02:22It's a wrap.
02:23This shit gonna be warmer without me.
02:26And y'all bitches better stand on y'all face.
02:29Like, stand on them.
02:31Stand on it, bitch.
02:32Like.
02:35I was trying to help her get a girl,
02:37cause every time she came with this little chop chop bob,
02:39chop chop, chop chop.
02:41She came with this bob, and I was trying to fix the bob,
02:43and trying to fix her.
02:45But she was up for elimination twice,
02:48and then, baby, she was over it,
02:50cause she said, bitch,
02:50I came up here and fought everybody, bitch,
02:52and I'm getting to sit in the hall.
02:54I don't give no fuck, sweetheart.
02:58Bitch, now I'm drunk.
02:59Y'all wanna get drunk, y'all wanna get to act bad.
03:02Now I'm gonna act bad.
03:04Fuck as you cook, my boy.
03:06Bitch, I ain't cool.
03:08These hoes got me fucked up.
03:12Y'all gonna eliminate me and keep the hoes.
03:15Y'all gonna eliminate me and keep a bitch
03:17that been in the swimming camp since she got here,
03:19since she got here, ain't gonna fade,
03:21because she ran her phase with all the heavy hitters.
03:23She snuck every bitch she fought.
03:26Like, she just snuck every bitch she fought.
03:28Like, she do not want to.
03:30Girl.
03:31Y'all bitches, this is very picky, cheesy.
03:35But it's all right.
03:38Moments will be made regardless.
03:40I don't care, damn, I don't eliminate me.
03:44Dang, baby, I don't eliminate me.
03:46I was jamming and baddest for you,
03:48because I'm like, damn, you finna go back to New York City
03:51and everybody finna laugh at you.
03:54You're a joke, babe, go home.
04:05This is this heat I needed, like.
04:10I told her she wasn't gonna be here, Mom.
04:15I told her that before she came.
04:17So she was gonna pop it about the hoes
04:20and stay in my house and be comfortable?
04:22Never.
04:23We're done with that.
04:25You lasted about five seconds.
04:27Have a nice trip back to New York City.
04:30Have a nice trip back to New York City.
04:33You lasted about five seconds, babe.
04:36That's why that's Bob was an ugly-ass bitch.
04:38You're old, you're ugly, and you're washed.
04:41Hit the dryer, home.
04:42Fuck up, bitch.
04:43Get the fuck out.
04:44You never belonged here.
04:45Bye.
04:46You look amazing making your exit, bitch.
04:49Go home.
04:50Like, literally, go home, Rima.
04:51Why are you here?
04:56Now, who's going home now?
04:57Bye.
04:59Who's going home now?
05:00Y'all the bestie.
05:01Who this raggy-ass bitch?
05:04Who this raggy-ass puppy?
05:06Who this raggy-ass bitch?
05:10Ugly-ass huh?
05:12Bitch, don't put some makeup on, Trini.
05:15She had to go.
05:16Her time expired.
05:17I don't care what you're talking about.
05:19She had to leave.
05:20And if you want to leave, you can leave, too.
05:24I wish I think about the eliminations until you was up.
05:28OK, so I'm going to make it go home.
05:29A bitch will wish.
05:30Yeah, I wish I should go home.
05:33I'm not, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
05:36Only when I go home is if I send myself home.
05:38Right.
05:39It's impossible for me to go home.
05:41Bitch, I could be up for elimination every week for all, I give a fucking, I'm still going
05:44to say the same thing I said.
05:46I don't give a fuck to go or stay.
05:47And I'm still going to say it.
05:49Because I don't give a fuck.
05:50Bitch.
05:51Why would I go?
05:52She didn't come home.
05:53She didn't come home.
05:54She didn't go away.
05:55She ain't had time to blame her.
05:57I came in, I ran all my faves, bitch, and I'm done fighting for the rest of the show,
06:01bitch.
06:02I'm too pretty serious.
06:03And all that.
06:04And I don't like that type of shit.
06:06Like, I don't.
06:07Bitch.
06:08I don't.
06:09I don't fight anymore.
06:10I feel like this elimination so early was like very.
06:12That's not early.
06:13That was just the time enough.
06:15Well, I feel it was early because the people that she, like they had lined up all did they thing.
06:20I feel like.
06:21I feel like.
06:22I feel like.
06:23I feel like.
06:24I feel like.
06:25I feel like.
06:26I came in the first day because I knew what I had to do yesterday.
06:28Well, I'm okay.
06:29That's the only reason why I came in.
06:30I'm okay with the elimination of being early because the replacement, like I want to see
06:34the replacement.
06:35You already seen it right?
06:36No, no.
06:37But like the other replacements that are coming, they're coming to like bank.
06:40They are?
06:41Yeah.
06:42They said they?
06:43Yeah.
06:44They said they said when they come in, they're coming to bank with anybody that looks like them crazy.
06:45Oh.
06:46Oh.
06:48She's here.
06:49She's here.
06:50She's living the dog house.
06:56A replacement that come in here to?
06:59Like there to be.
07:00To do the what?
07:01Not extending.
07:02There's going to be replacement who are going to want to fight.
07:03Oh, just coming in here thinking they run and shit because they're replacing it.
07:05That's the weird way.
07:06You know when you're a replacement how like some people got approved.
07:10Like I'm not...
07:11But I don't have any definite approval unless it's people being weird.
07:13I feel like replacing like she come in here trying to viral everybody instead of coming here trying to...
07:17They said they were coming up, or at least that's what also they said they were coming to fight.
07:21What did they say? Who's coming to fight?
07:23Like basically the-
07:25Who's coming to fight?
07:26I don't know.
07:27Like the eliminations have been so early because there's going to be a replacement that come in and the replacements are-
07:31They want to-
07:32How do y'all feel about that fight?
07:34They just have to make a partner.
07:35Okay, can I get first?
07:36Yeah, I want to hear because I know you got a lot of that.
07:39So bitch, when you got in I was gagging because the first round like okay y'all got in like bitch.
07:44Thank you, you, uh-uh it's more primary, in my opinion.
07:46In my opinion it's not just-
07:47Now she's going back to New York City on a one way flight back and she will not be that.
07:52I said who are you?
07:53Huh?
07:54Who are you?
07:55I'm sorry, excuse me.
07:56She did when she told her, I guess.
07:59I believe like do not.
08:01That's what you-
08:02I forgot what I gave, but-
08:04Wait, I got you a cup.
08:05Give me my, give me my drink.
08:07I dropped mine.
08:08Which one, huh?
08:10Huh?
08:11Nothing, she just went home, that's it, that's all, we're ready for the next bitch, the next
08:23replacement in.
08:24It's about that time.
08:26Who's the next replacement, Skye?
08:31I don't know.
08:32I hope so.
08:33Skye, I vouch for you to come in the house later on and everything.
08:41But one thing about it, you're not going to bash my network.
08:46You're not going to talk down upon what I built, and what we all built as a whole, as a TV
08:57community.
08:58So you're not going to talk down and think you're about to come on my platform and shine.
09:04No, we cool babes.
09:06Stay in them trenches.
09:11You want to be on Cedar tour?
09:12Would you want to redeem yourself?
09:13Is it still TV?
09:14Is it still TV?
09:15Is it still TV?
09:16Is it still TV?
09:17Is it still TV?
09:18No, you've been playing this TV, but you've been giving them everything.
09:25You was asked.
09:26You were asked.
09:27I would give up.
09:29I would give up.
09:30to get eliminated because i wasn't a doll it hurt me and then talking to isaiah was like
09:56more of a realization like no you're really eliminated it was just a wholesome experience
10:14because as they reassured me that i did good and that everything that i did wasn't for waste and
10:22the conversation was needed i cried how the is trini still here and y'all want me to go like
10:30let's be for real bro like let's let's be honest like let's be honest mikaela ain't have a wig on
10:35since she got here bro like let's be for real you got a point you have you do have a point
10:44like come on like this is great like bro that's okay you still have your platform you still have a
10:50second chance to redeem yourself at the reunion you're about to have the premiere you're about to
10:56have all that i'm feeling like running on camera oh come here
11:02message to dissolve is that all y'all bitches was involved um y'all bitches played this day
11:08happy y'all bitches was scary and when i see y'all bitches at the reunion
11:14and animal planet and her crew it is what it is and we're gonna do what we do breamma kayla
11:22ari trini trini where trini no trini like trini yeah
11:27bitch where these bitches at like
11:30oh yeah
11:44what you don't know all that because she was there
11:46shyla deserves to be to deserve that so all this was because it wasn't it wasn't just because
11:51it's a couple bitches on the list that i don't like a couple of bitches on the list that can't respect me
11:56a couple of bitches on the list that keep coming at me every chance they get those bitches don't get
12:00no respect from me and them bitches gonna bow down i'm gonna make them bow down at the end of the day
12:05but overall though i do want to enjoy my cast members and let us have a good time you want to
12:11meet the dogs exactly come on the bus and feel cool exactly i want to be i want to be able to
12:16tell my new fan and be able to talk to all you guys because at the end of the day with
12:19which i got going on with other cast members don't actually do me because i'm a host they want to
12:24um but persuasion them they say like we all want to be able to like do a dog moment where we walk
12:29up together but i we don't want trini barb uh barbie and um okay but that's what i'm saying like
12:36that that's that has something to do with cast members i'm the host okay so you feel like they
12:40could be over there but i'm able to i'm able to i'm able to be i'm able to be neutral okay if these
12:45bitches can respect me i'm gonna let them know that respect me then it's no neutral okay so you said
12:51like you understand that these your girls but this is your job so you feel like you do want to talk
12:54to your other girls too because you are a host so we gotta let you do it and i'm finna go tell them
13:00and tell the girls that no shade i got you because you did when he says i like come here
13:04as a real bitch and i got you i'm never gonna i'm not even paying on your timing i got you
13:21i got you
13:22i got you
13:34We got, we got, we the most leaders group, no shade, it's getting divided.
14:00It's Y'all House season one, we in this bitch, we leading, we ready to go the fuck
14:03out.
14:04My ass look fat and my pussy is old.
14:06Um, this is how you catch a baby bleeding, bitch, and put that shit on.
14:11This is where the dog is at, like no shade, we're dogs.
14:16Clock the ass though, I came sexy, I'm trying to find a husband.
14:22I need a man.
14:23I hate this bitch.
14:24I bounce and I cook and I shut the fuck up.
14:26I'm looking for a husband that's going to pay all my bills.
14:30Yeah, but I'm coming in all custom fits, everything I don't have on is custom except for the
14:40outfit I bought in, everything else been custom.
14:42And bitch, if you think this fly, oh you stay tuned.
14:45Cause I got some more looks for you.
14:47I'm tired of Fowler bitch, my head's hurt.
14:49Bitch, why is it Fowler?
14:50When are these bitches going to stop hating?
14:52Y'all keep trying to force Faze and Forrest B's like, girl be authentic.
14:57Y'all are not authentic, y'all are not dogs.
14:59Y'all sent Shiloh home, okay, that's true.
15:02Fuck me.
15:03But I just feel like honestly, it was other bitches that could have went home besides Shiloh.
15:08She ran out of the way.
15:09She ran out of the way.
15:10She ran out of the way.
15:11We had a talk and the reason why they really made her leave is, you know, it's not just
15:20a fight.
15:21They made her to get dolled up.
15:22It's not a fight at y'all.
15:23Right.
15:24You know, as a trans woman, you always got to stay cute and they just feel like she didn't
15:27give her.
15:28Cause she didn't take that fucking bye-bye.
15:29Shiloh, you should have took that bye-bye.
15:31Oh, she would have switched the bye.
15:32If you would have switched that wig, you probably would have been here today.
15:34She had a pretty wig on yesterday.
15:35That's really cool with the bathroom.
15:37She did have a pretty wig on.
15:38She just basically got himself in the outfit.
15:39The outfit.
15:40She didn't come dolled up once at all.
15:41But she did do her face, but they like, we're going to have to off.
15:46We're going to have to off.
15:47Shiloh, you ain't going to see it.
15:50But I cried when you left, bitch, and I love you.
15:53We love you.
15:54We love you.
15:55We love you.
15:56We love you.
15:57We love you.
15:58We love you.
15:59Love you.
16:00Kiss the money on me.
16:02Yeah.
16:03Kiss the money on me.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Kiss the money on me.
16:06Kiss the money on me.
16:07Kiss the money on me.
16:08Kiss the money on me.
16:09Kiss the money on me.
16:10Kiss the money on me.
16:11Kiss the money on me.
16:12Kiss the money on me.
16:13When he eat it, how it tastes, he like it's yummy, yummy.
16:14Deep stroke, missionary, keep becoming, coming.
16:15Throw it back, clap, clap, got me creaming on it.
16:16Ooh, fuck, god damn, he like Lonnie, Lonnie.
16:17Read first, talk girl, don't you run from me.
16:18Face down, ass up, daddy put it on me.
16:19Don't bust man up, beat this pussy nigga.
16:20With my hair, grab my neck, fuck me stupid nigga.
16:22Put the money on me.
16:23Put the money on me.
16:25Yeah.
16:27Put the money on me.
16:28Ooh, yeah.
16:30With my fun on me.
16:31Ooh.
16:32Yeah.
16:33descobrir, nigga.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Put the money on me.
16:49Oh yeah, with my fun on me, oh yeah, piss the money on me
16:54Uh-uh-uh-uh, piss the money on me
16:59Uh-uh-uh, piss the money on me
17:04Uh-huh, oh yeah
17:08Radical, original, high vibe, all-star, subliminal
17:12Oh my, big fish, big pond, big winds, big sauce, I got it all, yeah
17:17I ended up putting together a speed dating type in a vein.
17:21Since London, you thought I was fucking your nigga.
17:24Here's a chance for you to get your own nigga.
17:28And for a lot of you dolls that, you know, can't really seem to find a man,
17:33here goes some trans-attractive man for you.
17:47So, Ant from Playboys, welcome to speed dating with the dolls.
17:56Could you not hear me?
17:58I hear you.
17:59What's up?
18:00What's up?
18:01What's up?
18:02What's up, dolls?
18:03You acting real scary, Ant.
18:04You okay?
18:05I ain't scary.
18:06I ain't never scary.
18:07What's up?
18:10So, Ant, what are you looking for in the women?
18:12What are you looking for in the dolls?
18:14Me, personally, I'm just looking for consistency, loyalty.
18:18Somebody that's on my level.
18:19You feel me?
18:20Somebody that know this entertainment business like I do.
18:23What are you on that ass TV?
18:25You know?
18:26Real, real, uncut.
18:27And basically, I don't know.
18:29I need somebody that's on my time, man.
18:31Respectfully.
18:32So, what's your preference?
18:33Like dark, light, brown?
18:36Badass.
18:37Brown.
18:38You like them thick.
18:39Okay.
18:40Dark.
18:41Yeah, all that.
18:42The dark of the berry, the sweet of the juice.
18:43You know what's up.
18:44Okay.
18:45So, cool.
18:46So, you think you gonna get you somebody from out of here?
18:48Out of the dolls collection?
18:49I mean, I never pulled up and ain't walk out with nothing, so.
18:52Oh, okay then.
18:53So, I better see you leaving with somebody then, huh?
18:55You know the vibe.
18:56All right.
18:57Go ahead.
19:00What's going on, dolls?
19:01How y'all doing?
19:02How y'all feeling?
19:03Okay.
19:04It's time for some niggas.
19:05Okay.
19:06Hey, Bobby.
19:07It's finally some things up my alley, all right?
19:09I was sick of the motherfucking bitches fighting on it.
19:11I wanted to see some dudes fight over me.
19:13So, girls dating seemed like just the thing I needed to attend to.
19:17Feeling good.
19:18How are you?
19:19I'm fine.
19:20So, we're about to play a game of speed dating.
19:22Have y'all ever played speed dating before?
19:24No.
19:25No.
19:26No.
19:27No.
19:28No.
19:29No.
19:30No.
19:31No.
19:32No.
19:33No.
19:34No.
19:35No.
19:36It depends on the situation.
19:37Yeah.
19:38If I don't want them, I would tell them, but...
19:39I don't want...
19:40I feel like if we ain't taking it further, then why I gotta tell you all my tees in the first
19:45team?
19:46No.
19:47No.
19:48No.
19:49No.
19:50No.
19:51It depends on the situation.
19:52If I don't want them, I would tell them, but...
19:53I feel like if we ain't taking it further, then why I gotta tell you all my tees in the
19:56first team?
19:57No.
19:58No.
19:59No.
20:00No.
20:01It depends on the situation.
20:02Yeah.
20:03If I don't want them, I would tell them, but...
20:04I don't want...
20:05I feel like if we ain't taking it further, then why I gotta tell you all my tees in the
20:08first team?
20:09No.
20:10So, hold on one second.
20:11Let me, let me double back real quick.
20:13So, did you say you don't, if you don't want them...
20:16Yeah.
20:17If, like, they keep coming up to me or, like, and I'm not interested, I'll say it.
20:22Oh, but other than that, you don't tell them?
20:25No.
20:26Oh, okay.
20:27I think it's crazy.
20:28If you can't clock it, you can't clock it.
20:30Simple.
20:31Oh, so you like that, Ant?
20:33You'd rather not know, huh?
20:34Listen.
20:35Keep on with the questions.
20:37I'm here.
20:38I'm listening.
20:39Okay, then.
20:40Get the dibble and dabble in for a minute.
20:42Okay, then.
20:43And what about you?
20:44Um, no.
20:45I'm...
20:46I don't wear it on my forehead, so...
20:48If I feel like it, but...
20:51For real?
20:52Well, not...
20:53Well...
20:54Girl.
20:55I don't wear it on my forehead, so...
20:57If...
20:58I think we're gonna get that serious, then yeah, but...
21:00I don't feel like that's something I have to walk down the street and tell you I'm trans.
21:04So, once again, Ant, are you okay with that?
21:07With somebody not telling you that they trans, and you finding out later?
21:11I'm gonna keep it a bit in with y'all.
21:13My mom's a trans, so...
21:14Whatever y'all would, I'm always would.
21:16I respect the community.
21:17If you wanna up-front it, up-front it.
21:20If you don't wanna up-front it, that's only you.
21:22Like, you feel me?
21:23You identify as a girl, so if you wanna be a girl, be a girl.
21:26All I know is, girl, he doing more hand movements instead of Shane than me.
21:30I'm like, girl, what the fuck?
21:31Bitches, it's speed day, bitch, or are we over here on brunch with the girls?
21:34Cause, bitch, I'm over here confused.
21:36I'm like...
21:37Nah, girl, I ain't got a girl.
21:39I ain't got a girl.
21:40I ain't got a girl.
21:41Next one, next one.
21:42In it, next, next, next.
21:44I done hit the next one, girl.
21:45Bring in the next Paula.
21:46On Love & War, I just didn't want everybody in my business.
21:49But everybody that knew, knew I was fucking niggas.
21:52Ain't no T.
21:53Oh, okay, cool.
21:54So, it's kinda like the same thing.
21:56I see why you wouldn't mind that.
21:59I just respect everybody for what they identify as respectfully.
22:03Okay, so I got another question.
22:06Um, are bottoms more gay than tops?
22:10Ooh.
22:11Everybody's acting.
22:12What?
22:13Some dudes wear purses, and then they be the ones fucking, so...
22:17Okay, so it's tricky.
22:19Yeah.
22:20It's as tricky as that, okay.
22:22Um, I feel like most boys, they be bottoms, they do be, like, acting more masculine.
22:29Sometimes they need to be the tops that you catch in the club twerking and shaking that ass to sexy red.
22:33But, you know, like, at the end of the day, they both gay.
22:36So, I mean, what's the crap, you know?
22:38They're gay, whatever, regardless.
22:39Top, bottom, they both getting a dick.
22:42So, that means that you just never know.
22:44Right.
22:45Okay.
22:46So, Ian, what you say?
22:47Are bottoms more gays than tops?
22:49Um, I don't, like I said again, I don't, like, I don't do all that.
22:54Like, if we gay, we gay.
22:56We like what we like.
22:57We like what we like.
22:58So, basically, you verse?
22:59Nah, it don't even get verse.
23:01I do the fucking, respectfully.
23:03But, um, realistically, like, I just don't give a fuck about all that, like, labeling and shit.
23:08Real shit.
23:09That was my, that was my biggest thing.
23:11If y'all watch me on TV, I hate, I hate it being labeled.
23:13Like, that's why I was always on that.
23:15So, you just, whatever happens, like, go with the flow?
23:18Go with the flow.
23:19Okay, cool.
23:20So, that could be verse.
23:21Okay, so, boom.
23:22Not too much.
23:23Not verse.
23:24Don't be keeping it real.
23:25You're not lying to me, baby.
23:27Okay, so, boom.
23:28Next question.
23:29Babe, I know the voice behind the mic.
23:30The girls recognize my voice.
23:31You know my voice.
23:32It's not funny.
23:33Yeah, yeah.
23:34Uh-huh.
23:35Very good.
23:36Uh-huh.
23:37You should.
23:38It's not funny.
23:39With that being said, yeah.
23:40I said what I said.
23:41Ain't no verse over here.
23:42Uh-huh.
23:43Ain't no verse over here.
23:44Next question.
23:45Uh, people that's watching, y'all know how I make my money, not on TV.
23:49Oh.
23:50Oh my God.
23:51You, you gotta go around.
23:52It's a merry-go-round with you, huh?
23:55I'm just, wait, what?
23:57You asked me.
23:58I'm just telling you, like, I don't, I, whatever I do on the side is what I do on the side,
24:01but now that has to be where the main band come from.
24:03Oh, so you be all over the place.
24:04Okay, got it.
24:05So, boom.
24:06Ladies, are y'all attracted to end?
24:08Yeah or no?
24:13Hello?
24:14Oh my God, wait.
24:16Why y'all all click A?
24:17They don't need that.
24:19That's cool.
24:20That's cool.
24:21So, y'all say I can take my blind photos?
24:23Take your blind photos off and see if you are expecting any of them.
24:28Oh.
24:29Y'all are beautiful.
24:30Hi.
24:31But, um, respectfully, y'all shouldn't press the button, cause for you.
24:34For you.
24:35For you.
24:36For you.
24:37For you.
24:38Respectfully, and that's how we gonna end that.
24:39You can't.
24:40Thank you for your service, man.
24:41Y'all are beautiful.
24:42We love you.
24:43Y'all be beautiful.
24:44Y'all be beautiful.
24:51What's going on?
24:52How you feeling?
24:53I'm feeling great.
24:54How y'all feeling?
24:55For real?
24:56Tip C.
24:57Have you ever played speed dating before?
24:59Nope.
25:00Okay.
25:01But you do think you want you a dog from up out of here, right?
25:04Right.
25:05Okay, cool.
25:06Okay.
25:07So we gonna start it right off.
25:08Um, do you have any fetishes?
25:10If you do, like, can I hear one, please?
25:12Yeah, I like, I like pretty feet.
25:15Oh, okay.
25:16My feet real cute.
25:17I got cute feet.
25:18Oof.
25:19Okay, ladies.
25:22Are you asking us about our fetish?
25:23Should we have one?
25:24Yes.
25:25What's your fetish?
25:26YG?
25:27Um, I don't have any fetishes.
25:30Okay.
25:31Cap.
25:32Why you think it's cap?
25:34I don't know.
25:35I don't know.
25:36Cause everybody likes something.
25:37Who in here got a fetish?
25:38I'm like, you freaky ass bitch.
25:40Eh.
25:41Not me, girl.
25:42Bitch, hello to you too.
25:43Bitch, you already trying to see if I eat ass?
25:45Bitch, uh-uh, girl.
25:46Let's go here.
25:47Next caller, girl.
25:48He ain't even come up in here and saying, how are you ladies?
25:49You like cash at?
25:50Nothing.
25:51He just automatically to it.
25:52You like scat?
25:53No, sis.
25:54I don't like that.
25:55I don't got no fetish.
25:56You know what I'm saying?
25:57My fetish is money.
25:58Honey.
25:59What do y'all consider a fetish?
26:00Like...
26:01Like something like a...
26:02Like a habit that's not...
26:04Like a habit that's not really normal.
26:05Like something that people would, you know.
26:06Is that a fetish?
26:07Yeah.
26:08Okay, so pause.
26:09If you don't like their answer, um, baby, the gentleman, what's your name?
26:13Brandon.
26:14Brandon.
26:15If you don't like the response of the lady, you can press your button.
26:18Okay?
26:19I just don't want you to be confused.
26:20You don't have to take that from them.
26:21All right.
26:22So if you don't like it, get that doll up out of here.
26:25Okay?
26:26So next, do you have any fetish?
26:29You gotta eat it before you fuck them.
26:31Mm-hmm.
26:32Okay.
26:33You gotta eat it first?
26:35Yup.
26:36And it's fine.
26:37Okay.
26:38Okay.
26:39For sure.
26:40Okay.
26:41And the next lady?
26:42I like spit in my mouth.
26:43You gotta munch.
26:44Spit in her mouth?
26:45Mm-hmm.
26:46All right.
26:47I think I got one that can go.
26:48Who you want to go?
26:50Um, Dior.
26:52Oh, fuck.
26:53I did.
26:54I did.
26:55I did.
26:56How do you know my name?
26:57I'm glad you know the name.
26:58I see.
26:59He getting rid of me.
27:00He like this freaky bitches.
27:01Bye, Dior.
27:02Um, IG.
27:03It was nice asking you.
27:04See y'all.
27:05Get that dick and see.
27:06Ooh.
27:07Close your mouth.
27:08Keep your mouth closed.
27:09Keep your mouth closed, baby.
27:11I was like, excuse me, bitch?
27:13You gonna ask out me?
27:14When I'm a bad bitch?
27:16I was like, cool.
27:17This is why you can't fuck around with the DQ.
27:18You gotta go get you a hood, nigga.
27:20Get you a dude, dude.
27:21Mm-hmm.
27:23So I left.
27:24And I had my view.
27:25I lied.
27:26Bitch, I know you must go find a bitch better than me.
27:30Have you ever fucked a pussy before?
27:33I mean, a actual vagina on a biological female.
27:37Have you ever stuck your dick in there?
27:39Nah.
27:40For real?
27:41Yeah.
27:42Oh, you ain't gonna like me.
27:44Okay.
27:45Um, ladies?
27:47Ladies what?
27:49What?
27:50You ever had any pussy before?
27:52Nah.
27:53Nah.
27:54I've been transitioning since I was like 17.
27:56We listen and we don't judge.
27:57You say what, baby?
27:58I've been transitioning since 17.
27:59I never got to go down like that route.
28:02Oh, okay.
28:03Cool.
28:04And what about you?
28:05Nah, duh.
28:06Okay.
28:07So that's three does.
28:08That's different, bitch.
28:09I was dipping in the pot.
28:11Okay.
28:12So we want to bring another girl in so you're back to three, Brandon.
28:15Okay?
28:16You got some more options.
28:17Alright.
28:18Nah, duh.
28:19Oh my God.
28:20Oh my God.
28:21What's up?
28:22Hi.
28:23Hi.
28:24Hi.
28:25Hi, pretty.
28:26What's this?
28:27Who that is?
28:28Hey.
28:29What's up?
28:30What's going on?
28:31How you doing?
28:32How you doing?
28:33Welcome.
28:34Hi.
28:35Have you ever played speed dating before?
28:36No, this is my first time.
28:37I'm excited.
28:38Okay.
28:39You look beautiful.
28:41Okay.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Okay, so boom.
28:44How many bodies do you have?
28:46Well, it's a few.
28:47I might be a little easy.
28:48I don't know.
28:49One, two, three.
28:50Four, five, six, ten, eleven, twelve.
28:51I'm not counting that no more.
28:52I'm not in high school.
28:53Like no shade.
28:54Do condoms count?
28:55Or?
28:56Well, my body counts every year, so...
28:57I would say 15.
28:58Okay, it's lower than my age.
28:59I'm going to say 15.
29:00I'm going to say 15.
29:01I'm going to say 15.
29:02Only 15.
29:03So you suck the nigga?
29:04One nigga every year?
29:05Like...
29:06I'm going to say every year.
29:07You answer the questions so we can get through.
29:08Brandon, how many bodies do you have to look like?
29:10How many bodies do you have to look like?
29:11So, I'm going to say 15.
29:12I'm going to say 15.
29:13I'm going to say 15.
29:1415.
29:15That's cute.
29:16Only 15.
29:17So, you suck the nigga.
29:18One nigga every year?
29:19I don't know.
29:20I can say every year.
29:21I can say every year.
29:23can get through brandon how many bodies do you have four okay how old are you brandon 22. okay
29:33cool i just thought we want to go keep moving right along um what are your red flags uh bad
29:39hygiene oh you don't like the same bitch you don't want to have you say just a little heat
29:45i don't play that okay cuz bitch what that's really ladies i don't like a thirsty nigga
29:55we don't want no trinity chasers um well that's one two i feel like
30:01you gotta be confident nope no like i'm in the crowd that's a turn off and y'all can see him he
30:06can't see y'all so are y'all attracted to him yes i see the tattoo he's somebody that might
30:11have to curl my eye a little bit so i'm like hmm let me see what's going on here i see the you know
30:16shawar's
30:31i'm too wrong this is the last question and you guys have to make a decision
30:36okay can i see his eyes no you gotta wait girl slow down
30:45do you prefer to be topped or to be the top top
30:54i get plowed yeah we power bottoms yeah i get plowed out to the floor
30:58so this is the last question um brandon oh i'm the top
31:03right right right
31:07ding ding ding ding ding ding we'll take them
31:10how we how we how we do that
31:12i'm so mad uh oh my god
31:14so brandon i got a question hold on ladies
31:17what's up he answering the right questions i'm okay he might be you know somebody to die but you know
31:23do you like anybody if you do you can make an exchange like get numbers if you don't then you
31:36can just leave yeah i like some some girls here
31:40i don't know who you got ice for well okay so who you like walk up to him walk up to him walk to
31:49this girl okay the one you don't want press the button
31:52the one i don't want yeah press the button um pop the balloon
31:55um i'm gonna pick her
32:04it's too bad it's okay you bad
32:05i'll take you to body a girl
32:07you don't want no parts of you
32:09i think bye y'all
32:11you think so i wasn't too excited about me getting eliminated
32:15shit
32:18so are y'all doing a poly or one of y'all gonna take them like when you get paid
32:21i don't know right we don't okay well let me get up and go there i'm too much
32:24i'm too bad to share a nigga
32:28okay so we we got one we got a name we got a connection we got a connection oh okay it didn't
32:35work pretty girl and guys i didn't match with nobody i didn't the boys wasn't really my type
32:40i wasn't really feeling it and i was just ready to see what was going to be about when we got back
32:45to the house really
32:46welcome to a game of speed dating with the dogs the speed dating i'm like speed dating i got a
32:55nigga at home hey hey how are you how y'all feeling how y'all doing y'all look pretty thank you
33:01i'm feeling good how are you you can see us okay can i see you yeah
33:06okay so we're going to start the game off like this i don't want none of you niggas in here i
33:15have a boyfriend i like who i'm with we've been together for like five minutes but you know as
33:22a trans girl sometimes we're very fucking delusional and we like a nigga we like a
33:25nigga real motherfucking bad um okay so how big is that dick and can we measure it
33:34this is about a cool little 8 9. it went from 9 10 to 8 9. 8 9 10. i ain't never measured
33:43when kids be hitting the buzzer on you you can stand up and reveal yourself a
33:48let them see what they probably get a miss what's up what's up what's up
33:55damn what happened okay see you later they ain't want you they said deep to love
34:00because you you you tripled us out like you went down this ass wait can we ask
34:04that i said 8 9. i still said 9. i still said 9. i still said 9 though
34:09i'm gonna catch him on ig or something see you later handsome damn why i hit the buzzer
34:13oh my bad yeah don't know that's what i'm saying you gotta look around you can't just you just
34:17make sure you try to get that weird ass you know i'm gonna see you know i'm not gonna always take
34:25the first pick my bad yeah don't know that's what i'm saying you gotta look around you can't just
34:29just make sure you're gonna be too easy
34:30be too easy what sister okay okay y'all we're gonna bring another gentleman in and finish the game
34:35y'all let's get back focused and get ready to answer these questions please pookie wanted that boy
34:40no shade pookie want every boy you see that boy didn't want you he wanted me and that's why i
34:45dismissed his ass so nobody can have her i didn't want him and you ain't gonna have him so i
34:51dismissed his ass and yeah that was that okay so um y'all ready to play the game of speed dating
34:57yeah okay gentlemen can you take your head off please so that we can see if the ladies are
35:01trying to see you shake it a little bit shake it take your drink pull your head to the bed
35:06put my ear to the back see that headline come on what's up it's chris what's up okay cool so we
35:14gonna get straight into the game um ladies are you real foster two and what's the most you ever made
35:21am i a prostitute what's the most i ever made that was for the ladies oh i was going to say okay
35:27for sure and you answer and you you answer by clicking the button if you like the response or not
35:32yeah let me see what y'all working with how much y'all made so once again ladies are you a prostitute
35:38i ain't no prostitute but i get my and what's the most you ever made i ain't no prostitute but i get
35:42my bag and the most i ever made was 20k for a facetime visit 20k okay okay okay um i don't sell
35:49pussy i don't know about those things um i'm very classy very demure okay i like that okay okay
35:56well 20k ain't bad no i'm not a prostitute i do hair for a living okay how much you how much you made
36:01off that money all right what's money six figures i could find my life all right there we go okay next
36:08question um have you ever been to jail and for what i've been to jail like in january but it was for
36:15nothing like crazy i had crashed my car and i had my license why don't you pass on because you
36:19a reckless driver yeah i'll be speeding okay fast car he kind of looked like um gg clocked it
36:28no jay he kind of like gg
36:32some hood shit real fast and ladies don't forget if it's anything that um he answered y'all don't like
36:38you can also press the button so it's a two-way street you can get rid of him and he can get rid of you
36:44but we're gonna keep going what is your sexual preference i like girls i like boys i'm bisexual
36:51okay so you can get up and reveal yourself and see if they wanted you anyway for sure
36:56you like anything up there no no huh huh cool no i'm asking the gentleman yeah i like two
37:03which one you like them two oh okay yeah thank you that's why you're a airline
37:10cricket it's going upside down like that's what you know thank you for your services thank you for
37:14playing speed dating with y'all for sure you have a good one all right this is hard won't get none of
37:21this 20k um have you never fucked your friend man no no okay um um not a friend uh what is it
37:35called associate associate oh okay so you'll be like meeting people and you'll go for that man
37:41not necessarily it's a story behind it for another day okay okay for another day okay cool we're gonna
37:48move right along um do you do you prefer to be top or are you a top
37:56i'm talking to you gentlemen you're talking to me gentlemen i'm a top your top yeah okay that's cool
38:03that's cool ladies i'm a lady with a pussy so you know where it goes with that okay so this is a
38:11little delusion oh no i have that i like okay cool nice second that
38:23so kenzie you um yeah y'all didn't answer the question kenzie no i have a question for kenzie
38:28kenzie you never had a lady with a pussy have i ever had a lady with a pussy yeah i thought you
38:33had a baby yeah i did so you've had a pussy before yeah okay ain't no wrong with it i didn't say it
38:41wasn't i asked you a question okay next question have you ever messed with a celebrity
38:50gentlemen i've never messed with a celebrity but my girl is a celebrity though for real
38:55i see a celebrity for me oh okay your girl oh so you got a girlfriend yes i do who's the
39:01bitch who hit the button i did oh you want him to leave i just i don't like niggas with bitches
39:09oh you can get up and reveal yourself then um gentlemen they're like you got a girlfriend
39:15yeah she's right here and i'm just over here cheese and blushing like
39:18like my name my man my man see what's out there hey baby hi oh that's so cute oh what is what is
39:27this it's my girlfriend oh for real like i know each other like how you fucking yes y'all see my
39:34niggas fine as fuck yeah he's really fine as fuck and y'all wanted a piece of my man kenzie's
39:40on my niggas my niggas dick like who is that i want him bitch you can't have him okay well you can go on
39:46leave with him then bitch fuck you doing this i might just eat that you a whore okay what the
39:53fuck y'all doing over here wait till now see y'all later okay so here we go we're gonna get right
39:58into it what turns you on like sexually type shit what turns you on what makes you horny what gets you
40:07up what makes that dick hard kissing on my neck sucking on my nipples oh for real uh yeah affection
40:17okay lady um we can do the first lady in the white dress what turns you on
40:23the way you talk you gotta be able to talk good okay that's the way to get me out my panties
40:29okay the next lady with the um with the the top on um definitely licking on my neck
40:38okay and the next lady the way you treat me okay okay cool with y'all okay cool we're gonna keep
40:46moving right along so let me hear you mom gentlemen let me hear you mom yeah let me hear that
40:52oh my god
41:09oh my god really really let me hear it
41:14okay they got juicy i mean i don't really talk about my sex life with people so the fact that they
41:20had me moaning on camera is insane and the next lady
41:27hold on wait one second um um meow
41:31meow
41:32woof
41:34girl the wolf was cut let's do this one more time
41:39meow
41:40who was
41:41oh girl here she was girl is a girl doll okay so let me hear you mom baby
41:47do you have any fetishes and if so what are they
42:14i love eating ass
42:20so you know the first day started talking about eating ass and and personally i can't you know the
42:26that people out of especially when you got like kenzie who don't even watch their ass so it's like
42:31no not for me and then the second guy it was just like no like i didn't leave with nobody honestly
42:40and you know what i'm very grateful that i didn't leave with nobody because i
42:43have a man back at home and i don't really care to be with anybody else honestly so
42:50yeah
42:51look out of here
42:53oh somebody asked you get up and uh remove your um get up and remove your limbo
42:58somebody asked you but let them see what they're missing
43:01damn this is like right here
43:04how y'all doing okay so let me say something hey hey before you leave you can come to the back and eat my
43:10baby oh yes you can lay low all right see ya so one of the boys actually i was interested in him a
43:20little bit because he was dark skin with dreads you know yeah them dreads had to do with the best
43:25um but bring us weird ass passed on him and i was just like me and persuasion actually both look at
43:31her like what the are you doing why would you do that bria because i want him i just don't know i
43:37i can't get with someone that eats ass yes i did
43:40i don't know yes he's that one how you doing welcome to a game with speed dating with the
43:48dolls how y'all doing have you ever made speed dating before no i haven't but you pretty much
43:53know what's going on it's like i'm going to ask you a question you're going to answer and if they
43:57don't like your answer they can hit x and get you out of here and if they answer and you don't like
44:02it you can get x and get them out of here okay all right so i'm going to get straight into it
44:06have you ever messed with a dl man uh yeah
44:16okay somebody got an x you can get up and remove your mask and let them see you
44:24and tell them why oh my god uh it used to be my thing it's just the truth and why did you hit x on
44:31him i don't like men that like other men i don't know why it's understandable so would you
44:36is any of them one that you would have um probably took with you
44:42if it is walk up to them walk up to the dog of your choice if you would have chose one
44:50if not hit it what's up how you doing good i'm okay well persuasion you can leave with him
44:57i'm leaving with him girl good night
44:58i was asked am i going with him i said yeah i'm going with him you know he ain't that bad looking so
45:16me and him we grab hands so we end up walking out and you know stuff went on from there i dare you to
45:22let the guys feel your titties i'm thinking to myself i know motherfucking well these people
45:28ain't casted my fucking sister and this bitch didn't tell me about it and she watched me leave
45:34to go film and i knew nothing about it i was fucking gagging like i couldn't even get through the dating
45:40because it was like i knew it was her any can any lady here to get up and let the guy feel your breast
45:50that's what i'm talking about like what you're scared for okay
45:54how do you feel gentlemen i fucks with it you feel what i fucks with it you like it yeah okay
46:06you want to leave with her you want to keep going
46:11i'm gonna keep going for now okay cool i could say i probably got a head in my grandma bedroom
46:15oh she to the granny oh my why would you do that to your grandma your grandma my grandma
46:26so we gonna go right along i dare you to give um a 15 seconds lap dance any other ladies want to
46:32get up and give them a lap dance oh yeah come on oh okay we got we got we got her we got her ladies
46:41it's working bitch she's gonna come put it in your lap let me see oh my bad shake that ass
46:47bitch and let me see what you got she shake that ass bitch and let me see what you got
46:52oh she's gonna dance bitch and let me see what you got
46:55work bitch okay okay let me see what you got
46:58he got my knees you know she got a double double bbl bitch you know baby she know how to work that
47:04shit bitch she been a prostitute since 1969 you think she ain't gonna whine and grind that
47:08nigga girl i already know i lost that nigga
47:12pretty ass bitch tonight don't give up
47:14hi hi hi okay okay so you like that that gosh you got me
47:22somebody pick up this button for you please
47:25gentlemen did you like that i did oh okay if you want to leave with her or you want to keep going
47:30i can leave with her oh take off your glasses take off the line so you can see who that is
47:37why are you don't work too much you can leave with barbie
47:50okay stay leaving together thank you ladies the barbie snagged a man i appreciate it
47:56when we get up at least yes thank y'all for playing speed dating with the dogs thank you
48:02y'all didn't eat no me
48:11so now are you ready
48:18i like my niggas manly and husky and you know i'm a big girl so i like my niggas big
48:22and that's that's what that was and so i didn't leave with a date oh well didn't know they hop with
48:28the bunny y'all nanny bunny finally left without an exam
48:35you can bring the next lady in please
48:37see why y'all doing this to me
48:40next up on dollhouse
48:50this is how you do it dollhouse the real house the
48:53fuck you look good on there thank you i'm gonna put me over here where are you going
48:57opening on the black while i like stuff okay because i'm ranked supreme so we want to
49:03like you should go out here no i like the right here baby i got this the grouchet has made it to
49:08the house come on oh she got something on that end oh you throwing shit i was gonna get the girls
49:21what they wanted but then again i thought about it i'm like akasha you're like 50 years old
49:27so no shade you fighting a bitch that's 21 years old and with that what kind what type of brownie
49:35points do you get bitch what good what type of points do you get in real life besides being an
49:40old ass man trying to fight a young bitch okay
49:57oh
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