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A struggling sportscaster in New York City dreams of making it big but finds himself stuck in a dead-end job with little hope for a breakthrough. Everything changes when he accidentally acquires the former phone number of a famous basketball star. Suddenly, he’s receiving calls and messages meant for the athlete, giving him unexpected access to the glamorous world of professional sports. Seeing an opportunity, he uses the mistaken identity to his advantage, gaining attention, wealth, and influence. But as he dives deeper into the deception, the pressure mounts, and his web of lies begins to unravel. He soon faces a critical choice—continue chasing success built on falsehoods or risk losing trinianpal450 everything to reclaim his true self.
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00:00:00Guys, I'm gonna make this right.
00:00:01The ride's over, Brett.
00:00:02Yeah, you're on your own, pal.
00:00:03Now, fellas!
00:00:07Come on!
00:00:10Who would have thought a simple change of phone number
00:00:12could have caused so many problems?
00:00:14You actually thought that you could use my own number
00:00:18and pretend to be me for your own personal gain.
00:00:21Your moron!
00:00:23Go right ahead.
00:00:25Judge me.
00:00:26Girls?
00:00:26But to fully understand the pickle I got myself into,
00:00:29I think we should start from the beginning.
00:00:31You hug the seat,
00:00:32and you, big boy,
00:00:34you go right up the middle.
00:00:36Ready?
00:00:39No, man. No cuts.
00:00:40Time out.
00:00:42Hey, baby.
00:00:43Aren't you supposed to be at work?
00:00:59And the kids in the school.
00:01:01We get trash and we break all the rules.
00:01:04We try to drag us to the office,
00:01:06but what can they do?
00:01:09We puff, puff, puff, suck.
00:01:12A single rep too, we've gotten enough here.
00:01:15The teachers pulling out the head,
00:01:17cause there's nothing they can do.
00:01:18We're problem out of here.
00:01:20Hey, mister, we ain't going nowhere.
00:01:26Hey, mister, we ain't going nowhere, nowhere, nowhere, nowhere.
00:01:38Tall boys in the streets, with such a ruckus it awakens the trees, yeah.
00:01:44They're talking barking, but it's hardlocked, what can they do?
00:01:47And that, my friends, is how a guy catches a Class A case of the stink.
00:02:00Hide your box, come on, this is the box shot, right there, right there, boom, boom!
00:02:06We didn't need that.
00:02:09It's great, one way to make more room in the truck.
00:02:12Nice.
00:02:17Ah, piss warm, but so be it.
00:02:20Mmm, more invented yoga pants deserves a Nobel piece of ass price.
00:02:26What?
00:02:27We gotta talk.
00:02:28You got the stink, bready boy.
00:02:29And a bad motherfucking case of it.
00:02:30I'm kidding.
00:02:31You since Jules dumped my sorry ass.
00:02:32Tell me about it.
00:02:33That girl full of puked in her mouth when she saw you.
00:02:35All you have to do is be confident in who you are, and you can have anything or anyone
00:02:36you want.
00:02:37Yeah, fake it till you make it.
00:02:38Act like you're packing a baker's duck.
00:02:39Ooh.
00:02:40That's your phone again?
00:02:41I'll check it later.
00:02:42What, is that?
00:02:43Oh, that's Jules, ain't it?
00:02:44Yes.
00:02:45Ain't it?
00:02:46Mind your own business.
00:02:47Hey, give me the phone.
00:02:48Hey, give me the phone.
00:02:49Give me the phone.
00:02:50Give it up.
00:02:51Come on.
00:02:52What the?
00:02:53No, come on, G, don't.
00:02:54Holy shit.
00:02:55Bazman, Jules just sent Brett a text of the phone.
00:02:57I'm sorry ass.
00:02:58I'm sorry ass.
00:02:59Tell me about it.
00:03:00Tell me about it.
00:03:01That girl full of puked in her mouth when she saw you.
00:03:03All you have to do is be confident in who you are, and you can have anything or anyone you want.
00:03:06Holy shit.
00:03:07Bazman, Jules just sent Brett a text of her up blowing some dude.
00:03:11Don't fucking tease me like that, Chi.
00:03:13This one plays for the Jets, and unlike you, he has endurance.
00:03:16Oh, that is grim.
00:03:17It only happened one time.
00:03:19It was supposed to be a quickie.
00:03:21Let me see it.
00:03:22Mmm.
00:03:23Give me my phone.
00:03:25Topping it all off, I was forced to wash down the shit sandwich of Jules cheating by moving to where the rent was cheapest.
00:03:31Hey, boys.
00:03:33Here we go, boys.
00:03:34We got 30 seconds left, G. Check it.
00:03:35We're gonna steal this game.
00:03:36Keep counting your chickens, sir.
00:03:37My families are still up by one.
00:03:38Yeah, but we got the saint.
00:03:39Yo, do your thing, cuz.
00:03:40This is where Tyson St. James is magic.
00:03:41He's watching the clock tick down.
00:03:42Seven, six, five.
00:03:43And the saint comes home to the hole.
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:46Oh!
00:03:47Oh!
00:03:48Oh!
00:03:49Oh!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51Oh!
00:03:52One, seven, six, five.
00:03:53And the saint comes home to the hole!
00:03:57Oh!
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00Oh!
00:04:01Oh, Oh!
00:04:04Welcome back. I'm Vance Avery, live from the Knights' locker room.
00:04:07And that was a sizzlerific game one.
00:04:10Philly came tonight ready to play.
00:04:12There he was, my childhood idol, a New York hero, the saint.
00:04:18Living the dream with millions of dollars, a supermodel wife, and endless talent on the court.
00:04:23Oh, thanks, Vance. I feel, uh, it was a good game.
00:04:26You know, I've got to give all the credit to my teammates, the coaching staff, our owner, Phil Page, and of course, the big guy, God.
00:04:33So, my son has the stink. Go do something about it, I say.
00:04:38Look at these ballplayers, not much older than you, most of them, and not a stinky one among them.
00:04:43Michael, he has a successful landscaping business.
00:04:47Thanks for so much.
00:04:48Garrett is a well-paid suit.
00:04:49Thank you, Marie.
00:04:50And you got bupkis.
00:04:52Thanks, Ma.
00:04:54Except a nice face and a silver tongue.
00:04:59You want to be a sportscaster? Be a sportscaster.
00:05:02It's not that easy, Ma.
00:05:04Nothing's easy.
00:05:06I took out a second woman to pay for six years of college, and here you are, back at home, unemployed.
00:05:13I'll get another job.
00:05:15What you need to get first is a good girl.
00:05:17Or just go out and bang out an ugly one and rebuild from there.
00:05:21Thanks. I'll get right on that.
00:05:23Well, not with this you won't.
00:05:24Ladies, pick up on the little things like duct tape and disgusting BJ pics from exes.
00:05:33Well, Jules does have nice breasts.
00:05:37I'll give her that.
00:05:39But a skank's a skank.
00:05:40Tomorrow, when you go job hunting in the city, I want you to get a new phone and a new number.
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:47Ma, this ain't really necessary.
00:05:50I can't afford a new phone.
00:05:52Well, listen, I am doing you a favor.
00:05:54Go prosper.
00:05:58And get yourself laid.
00:06:03A little birdie told me this in my ear.
00:06:06Now, if New York wins the finals, is it true that you'll be donating a million greenbacks to charity?
00:06:12You're a good bitch.
00:06:13Stage not.
00:06:14But, yeah, I've agreed to donate my bonus to Jump Higher, a charity formed by our team owner's daughter, Nikki Page.
00:06:22Wave to the camera, boo!
00:06:23Nikki was perfect from the moment I saw her.
00:06:26Look at that girl.
00:06:28But why would a high-class girl like her ever want to schmuck like me?
00:06:33She deserved a prince or a saint.
00:06:36That was a nice plug on the charity bit.
00:06:39Very good.
00:06:39Oh, you betcha.
00:06:40Yes, man.
00:06:41Sure thing.
00:06:42So, uh, you got my kickback?
00:06:48You lost your mind, motherfucker.
00:06:50Shut your mouth and know your role.
00:06:52Scar be in touch.
00:06:55How about the boss's daughter, though?
00:06:58A shitty charity is worth a man if I get to tap that ass.
00:07:03I'd be tapping.
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:12Hey, hey, hey, baby.
00:07:15What's going on?
00:07:19Who are these whores?
00:07:22Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:23Son of a bitch.
00:07:24Congrats, Daddy.
00:07:26Let's hook up soon.
00:07:27Exo, exo.
00:07:29You big!
00:07:30God damn it, girl.
00:07:32That hurt.
00:07:33I done told you I don't know who them bitches are, I swear.
00:07:37I had the same number since my rookie year.
00:07:40It's getting late.
00:07:42I had a big night.
00:07:43Now, come on.
00:07:45Get in the bed and let's celebrate.
00:07:47Whoa.
00:07:47That's what I'm talking about, baby.
00:07:56Serve your king.
00:07:57Yes.
00:07:58Yes.
00:08:00Ah!
00:08:00What the fuck, Deanna?
00:08:02I told you I had that phone since my rookie year.
00:08:05Well, now it's broke.
00:08:06You need a new phone with a new number.
00:08:08And, amore, no pusetta until finals are over.
00:08:12What?
00:08:12Wait a minute.
00:08:13You know I can't function without the pusetta.
00:08:15Not too bad.
00:08:16If I find you cheating on me, I ruin you right before I take half your money.
00:08:22Capiche!
00:08:24I make love to shower head tonight.
00:08:39Brad Reynolds?
00:08:41As in the actor?
00:08:44Uh, that's Burt Reynolds.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46I'm supposed to meet my friend.
00:08:48I'm almost done.
00:08:52I want you to smack yourself in the face.
00:08:54Hard.
00:08:55What are you talking about?
00:08:56Now dunk your head in the bucket until I call you back.
00:08:59All set.
00:09:00My guy slipped your phone into the system.
00:09:02Backdated six months.
00:09:04Untraceable.
00:09:05I just need you to sign a number.
00:09:06I just need you to sign a number.
00:09:07Want to choose?
00:09:08Well, there's a lot of options there.
00:09:10Damn, all my people had that number.
00:09:12It might take some time, but I'll get the word out.
00:09:14Where we go?
00:09:14That one.
00:09:16Good choice.
00:09:17Brad Reynolds.
00:09:18Just be careful, because Gianna's keeping a close watch.
00:09:21Maybe you should abstain until the finals are over.
00:09:24Abstain?
00:09:25Are you serious?
00:09:26I'm not like other athletes, Scar.
00:09:28I need sex.
00:09:29My game depends on it.
00:09:31I know, baby.
00:09:32I know.
00:09:34It was a relief to be free of text from crazy jewels.
00:09:37But what I got instead was a stream of cryptic messages.
00:09:43York House.
00:09:44Cool.
00:09:45I've been kicked out of there twice.
00:09:46Mickey Page has always been an obsession of mine.
00:09:50If I can bang that out, I know I can win the finals.
00:09:53On it.
00:09:54Meanwhile, there's an escort waiting inside.
00:09:56Custom fit.
00:10:00She know what she's signing up for.
00:10:01Already paid her extra.
00:10:03Room 1302.
00:10:06Phew.
00:10:07That reminds me.
00:10:08I should call this guy back before he drowns.
00:10:10Yeah, you do that.
00:10:12That afternoon, Paz helped me hunt for temp jobs
00:10:15by calling around to his buddies in the blue-collar mafia.
00:10:18You have no idea how much power these guys actually wield around town.
00:10:23Don't believe me?
00:10:24Talk to the deputy mayor when city hall sewage pipes back up next Thursday
00:10:28and crap flows like the Nile.
00:10:31The mob can kill you.
00:10:32But the BCM can make your life miserable.
00:10:36Yo, what's the emergency?
00:10:41You're not going to believe this, man.
00:10:42What?
00:10:43I get a text on my new phone, right, telling us to go to the York House.
00:10:46Now, I think it's just you messing with us,
00:10:47but when we get there, look what's waiting for us.
00:10:50Gold bling and killer bud, dude.
00:10:56Stop playing.
00:10:57Fucking sweet, right?
00:10:58What do I do, G?
00:10:59I just stole thousands of dollars.
00:11:01Stole?
00:11:02Bro, this is a swag bag.
00:11:05A what?
00:11:06Gratis.
00:11:07Rich people get this shit for free all the time.
00:11:09Keep it, dog.
00:11:10Oh, that's pimp.
00:11:14Really?
00:11:14I'm not sure how I feel about this.
00:11:17Well, how about we test out this spankity-dankity and then see how you feel?
00:11:23I'm in.
00:11:27Just, if you were wondering, I'm in.
00:11:29Definitely.
00:11:31So, I did what any red-blooded American would do.
00:11:33Got high as a kite.
00:11:35And by the time we finished smoking, my phone was blowing up.
00:11:38Again, this thing is non-stop.
00:11:45I say we go.
00:11:46It's because you're stoned and stupid.
00:11:48I say we return the phone.
00:11:49What?
00:11:50Come on, yo, this is ours.
00:11:51That's like the hottest club in town.
00:11:53If you want to meet Movers and Shakers, Mr. Sportscaster, that is where they hang.
00:11:57And what is your question, monsieur?
00:11:59So, I think my wife is sleeping with a co-worker,
00:12:02but it could also be in my head because my numbers are down this month and then he's killing it.
00:12:07What do you think?
00:12:07Never look a butterfly in the eye when it's time for bees to meet.
00:12:14Yeah.
00:12:16Yeah, you're right on me.
00:12:18Thanks a lot, man.
00:12:19Thanks a lot.
00:12:19There's something extra for you.
00:12:22Fuck that bitch.
00:12:24Gotta love this guy.
00:12:25He's a fucking Yoda of hot dog cars.
00:12:27That made sense to you?
00:12:28Yo, you're next.
00:12:28Ask him about Oz.
00:12:30Two footlongs with mustard and ketchup.
00:12:34And Henri, I have a question, too.
00:12:36Uh, so there's this club, like...
00:12:39Time is a precious flower, monsieur.
00:12:41Allons-y, let's go.
00:12:42Uh, should we go to Oz or should I return the phone?
00:12:46It is what it is.
00:12:47It be what it be.
00:12:49Sometimes there's a dog.
00:12:51Sometimes...
00:12:52You're the three.
00:12:53Okay.
00:12:56Yo, yo, yo, yo, my main man, Henri, the usual.
00:13:00Will I?
00:13:00Oui, monsieur.
00:13:01You will get laid tonight.
00:13:03Deux fois.
00:13:04I told you.
00:13:06Fucking Yoda.
00:13:07Hey, Henri, I already know the key to the universe is pussy,
00:13:10so I'm going to get two dogs heavy on the crowd.
00:13:14What do I got to lose?
00:13:28Oz was everything I dreamed it would be.
00:13:31Where the pretty people rubbed elbows and various other body parts.
00:13:35The guy who had this number before me had a life that I didn't.
00:13:38And right about now, I needed you.
00:13:46Hey, sir, the boy told us to take care of you, sir.
00:13:48We're going to put you on that prime seat in there.
00:13:50That'll work.
00:13:51For real.
00:13:51So who's your boy anyway?
00:13:53I knew this was a bad, stupid, dumb, moronic, idiotic idea.
00:13:58Honestly, I have no idea.
00:14:00Good kid way to keep it discreet.
00:14:01Listen, the bottles on us, don't even tip.
00:14:04And Big Sweat knows I'll let you bring ladies up from the dance floor.
00:14:06You need anything?
00:14:08Have a good set.
00:14:13She's cute.
00:14:15She's like the Barbra Streisand, but now, my type.
00:14:19Guys, I'm going to roll a few Appletinis and circle back.
00:14:22And don't worry, the past man got it under control.
00:14:31Listen, if you're not going to at least pretend to try to impress me,
00:14:34I'm never going home with you.
00:14:36Hey, uh, how about we head to my crib and smoke a little cheaper?
00:14:41I'm in.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:44Got to find paths.
00:14:45Let them know we're out.
00:14:46Let's split up.
00:14:47I got the girls.
00:14:49So focus, son.
00:14:50Find a game.
00:14:51Don't be stinking up the stabbing cabin.
00:14:54Ladies.
00:14:55Consider this to be your lucky night.
00:15:01Get your hand off of me.
00:15:03Hey, what the?
00:15:04Hey, man, that's enough.
00:15:05Hey, who the fuck are you?
00:15:06Enough.
00:15:07I'll end you.
00:15:09Oh, yeah?
00:15:11Whoa.
00:15:12Hey.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:23I...
00:15:24It's you.
00:15:25Do I know you?
00:15:27No, no.
00:15:28I'm, uh...
00:15:28Yo, Brett!
00:15:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:15:34Oh, no.
00:15:38Excuse me.
00:15:39Yeah.
00:15:45Get over here!
00:15:46Yeah!
00:15:48I'll pass.
00:15:49Knock the dick.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:01All right, buddy.
00:16:03I danced.
00:16:04I danced.
00:16:05Yes, you did.
00:16:05I danced.
00:16:06Oh, man.
00:16:07I danced.
00:16:07You did the cha-cha.
00:16:09Empty.
00:16:09I danced.
00:16:10I danced.
00:16:11You did.
00:16:14Wow.
00:16:17This is his address.
00:16:18You take the tunnel, he'll wake up on Route 3.
00:16:21He always does.
00:16:22Thanks.
00:16:23Good night, buddy.
00:16:26Hey.
00:16:27Pint's cell phone case.
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:30I wanted to thank you for saving me from Mr. Date Rape.
00:16:34I owe you.
00:16:37Brett.
00:16:38Right?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:39And you're Nikki.
00:16:42How did you know that?
00:16:44Oh, I saw you last night.
00:16:46But not in a stalker way.
00:16:50Hey, how you doing?
00:16:51I'm G.
00:16:52And I would like to apologize for everything he just said.
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:56I mean, on TV, your charity.
00:16:59Are we, like, going?
00:17:01Or, like, not?
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:03Yes.
00:17:03Absolutely.
00:17:07Looks like you're in for a treat.
00:17:10Actually, the girls are both going home with G.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:16Later.
00:17:17You need a cab?
00:17:22No.
00:17:23No.
00:17:24No, I'm actually waiting for my friends.
00:17:27Oh, cool.
00:17:28Mm.
00:17:28You maybe want to go out sometime?
00:17:32Love fellow nights, man.
00:17:34Oh, nice.
00:17:36And you weren't actually going to go home with 3LD.
00:17:40No.
00:17:41Because that would have been a really big sacrifice just to ask me out.
00:17:47Well, I am asking.
00:17:53A lot of unheard messages.
00:17:56A party invites.
00:17:59Nikki, come on.
00:18:01Don't lose my number.
00:18:02Not a chance.
00:18:05Bye.
00:18:06Bye.
00:18:09Wow.
00:18:09I couldn't believe it.
00:18:12In a single day, I had partied with New York's elite
00:18:15and met the girl of my dreams.
00:18:18What other powers did my new best friend possess?
00:18:21He brought the all-around game,
00:18:23and the Saint played the rim well
00:18:24with eight rebounds and 24 points last night.
00:18:27The key thing is, he can't carry the whole load,
00:18:30but he does promise to give a million dollars
00:18:32to the Jump Higher charity for underprivileged kids.
00:18:35So stay tuned, because Billy is back here on Tuesday
00:18:38in the house the Saint built for Game 2 of the finals.
00:18:42I got 18 texts so far.
00:18:56Five of them confirmed without a doubt.
00:18:58Can you bitches please bounce that ball a little softer?
00:19:03Trust me, guys.
00:19:04It's the Saints.
00:19:07I don't know, guys.
00:19:09As much as I loved last night,
00:19:11I'm thinking I'm going to go to the store today
00:19:13and get a new number.
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You struck gold.
00:19:16Yeah, Pazman speaks the truth.
00:19:18Score with this, Nikki chick,
00:19:19and take advantage of the access.
00:19:21Sure, until I get caught.
00:19:23Why, you think the Saints getting these messages too?
00:19:26Nah, it's got to be an old number.
00:19:28Getting texts from girls wondering why he's not responding.
00:19:32Oh, you're not responding?
00:19:35I'd say what?
00:19:37Guys, it turns out that my childhood hero
00:19:39isn't just secretly a major player.
00:19:41He is fucking Caligula.
00:19:43That's crazy, yo.
00:19:44With that primo supermodel ass waiting at home,
00:19:46I'd be ordering take-in every night.
00:19:48Dude, you have to respond to these texts and keep it going.
00:19:51Hey, what else is coming?
00:19:53Well, let's see here.
00:19:56Aside from the nasty sexting
00:19:58and the multiple titty shots,
00:20:01he just got a text from a car dealer
00:20:02offering to let him test drive the new Bentley
00:20:05for a month, no obligations.
00:20:07And I suppose the Saint could, I don't know,
00:20:10send over an assistant to pick up the car?
00:20:13No fucking way.
00:20:15Yeah!
00:20:17Yeah!
00:20:18A black man driving a Bentley?
00:20:28I am going to speed limit.
00:20:38It's a thing of beauty.
00:20:40Well, you are not lying.
00:20:42It's so easy.
00:20:43They just hand me the keys
00:20:44and say, say hi to the Saint.
00:20:47All right.
00:20:48We need some ground rules.
00:20:50Goldfomb rule number one,
00:20:52we only take what's coming to us.
00:20:54Goldfomb rule number two,
00:20:56we can imply that we know him,
00:20:58but we never use the Saint's name.
00:21:00Not spoken, not in text, nothing.
00:21:02Mm-hmm.
00:21:03And number three,
00:21:04we don't steal anything.
00:21:06All the offers have to be gratis,
00:21:07no strings attached, just like the car.
00:21:09Got it?
00:21:10Totally.
00:21:10What's going on with that?
00:21:12Okay.
00:21:13Let's see what this bitch can do.
00:21:14A couple of misfits
00:21:15walking through life
00:21:16with our middle fingers up
00:21:18cause we don't give a fuck
00:21:19Just a couple of misfits
00:21:21trying to get a quick fix
00:21:22selling our soul for a buck
00:21:24A couple of misfits
00:21:26walking through life
00:21:27with our middle fingers up
00:21:29cause we don't give a buck
00:21:30Just a couple of misfits
00:21:31trying to get a quick fix
00:21:33selling our soul for a buck
00:21:35The phone was magic
00:21:38It was opening doors
00:21:39that my ass can never open on my own
00:21:40Suddenly I had a surge
00:21:42of newfound confidence
00:21:44I was the man
00:21:45In fact, the phone had become
00:21:47my secret weapon
00:21:48to eradicate the sting
00:21:50Three, two, one
00:21:53You can't talk shit
00:21:57until you, until you
00:21:58You know how to place a basketball
00:21:59You can't talk
00:22:00It would have been crazy
00:22:04If Rebus would have played
00:22:05the founders
00:22:06founders are about as good
00:22:07as the gum on my show
00:22:09If Rebus was playing
00:22:10we would have won that game
00:22:11Oh yeah, Rebus was playing
00:22:12We would have won that game
00:22:13If Moses would have split
00:22:15the old shoot
00:22:16That's great
00:22:17Big smiles, everybody
00:22:19Thank you so much
00:22:20for having us at home
00:22:21Anything for you
00:22:22and the kids, Nicky
00:22:23One more
00:22:23And again, I am so sorry
00:22:25that your secret got out there
00:22:26I've grilled everybody
00:22:27at a charity
00:22:28but I can't seem
00:22:29to get a culprit
00:22:30Sports reporters can play dirty
00:22:32But look on the bright side
00:22:33to freeze me up
00:22:33to do more publicity for you
00:22:35Big smiles
00:22:36All right, that's it
00:22:38So kids, let's wave goodbye
00:22:40to the saint
00:22:41Bye
00:22:41Bye, guys
00:22:43So precious
00:22:46So cute
00:22:47Yes, they are the future
00:22:48Hey, how about we exchange numbers
00:22:50I have this event later
00:22:52if you want to join
00:22:53Oh, I would
00:22:55but I have
00:22:56Kind of
00:22:58But really
00:22:59Thank you so much
00:23:00You really are amazing
00:23:01And I hope
00:23:03you and Gianna
00:23:04have fun tonight
00:23:05Thanks
00:23:07Bye
00:23:07Thanks
00:23:08Hope you and Gianna
00:23:13have fun tonight
00:23:13Bye
00:23:14Look like Paige's
00:23:16little girls
00:23:16playing hard to get
00:23:17We can't just go
00:23:19full force like that
00:23:20You've got to
00:23:20grease her up first
00:23:21I did
00:23:21Why the hell
00:23:22you think I'm doing
00:23:23this charity bullshit
00:23:24Last I heard
00:23:25Nikki didn't have a man
00:23:26I'll find out what changed
00:23:28Well, do it
00:23:28and do it fast
00:23:29Five days without a nut
00:23:30is draining my battery
00:23:31I need
00:23:32I need it
00:23:33I'm trying
00:23:36Make something happen
00:23:37Because I need to
00:23:38recharge my mojo
00:23:40Soon
00:23:41How's this?
00:23:50You'll be at Gianna's
00:23:50fashion show Friday, right?
00:23:52Unfortunately, why?
00:23:53We use it as cover
00:23:55When the show starts
00:23:57Gianna will be on the runway
00:23:58For the next 30 minutes
00:23:59you can play out
00:24:00any fantasy you like
00:24:02I'll reserve a private
00:24:03room in the basement
00:24:04I've used it before
00:24:06Alright, fine
00:24:07Give me three girls
00:24:08Neapolitan style
00:24:09and make sure
00:24:10they know what
00:24:11they're up for
00:24:11Circus is coming to town
00:24:13God damn right
00:24:14We'll have your best caviar
00:24:18with the cabernet
00:24:19while we decide on entrees
00:24:21I apologize
00:24:24but we do not offer caviar
00:24:26for complimentary guests
00:24:28Complimentary
00:24:30I appreciate the gesture
00:24:32but I can cover our bill
00:24:33just fine
00:24:34Oh
00:24:35So it must be fun
00:24:40working with your dad
00:24:41and the team
00:24:41I really just try
00:24:43and focus on my charity
00:24:44The kids are my team
00:24:44There's this girl named Rachel
00:24:45and she just loves basketball
00:24:47and when she has the ball
00:24:49in her hand
00:24:49she just
00:24:49Your phone sure goes off a lot
00:24:53Sorry
00:24:54Let me just
00:24:55Yeah
00:24:56I'm sorry
00:24:57We owe him
00:25:12Him
00:25:13Caviar will be right out
00:25:19Honestly
00:25:23I hate caviar
00:25:26You serious?
00:25:28Yeah
00:25:28I'm more of a
00:25:30burger dog
00:25:31kind of girl
00:25:32I'm sorry
00:25:33if I disappointed you
00:25:33Are you kidding me?
00:25:34I had no idea
00:25:36how I was gonna choke
00:25:37this crap down
00:25:38You like dogs?
00:25:41I got the spot
00:25:42Here it is
00:25:44Willie
00:25:44We're out
00:25:45Put it on my tab
00:25:49Thank you
00:25:52You're incredible
00:26:09Nikki Page
00:26:11New York Nights fans
00:26:13want to know
00:26:13You love basketball
00:26:15You hate fancy restaurants
00:26:17You love
00:26:18Shea Sabre
00:26:19So what's your story?
00:26:22Is this an interview
00:26:23or a date?
00:26:25Can you help out
00:26:26a future sportscaster?
00:26:27All right
00:26:28Shoot
00:26:30So Miss Page
00:26:32America wants to know
00:26:34how you got to be
00:26:35so awesome
00:26:36Oh no
00:26:37No I wouldn't say awesome
00:26:39but
00:26:40I come from a good family
00:26:41My dad's a blue collar guy
00:26:43who worked his tail off
00:26:45to get to where he is
00:26:45so
00:26:46he's a huge inspiration to me
00:26:48I try and live up to that
00:26:50But
00:26:51when it really comes down to it
00:26:53I'm just a simple girl
00:26:54from Jersey
00:26:55Wait
00:26:57You're from Jersey?
00:26:58That's where I live
00:27:00I thought you said
00:27:01you lived in Tribeca
00:27:02Well
00:27:04yeah
00:27:04now
00:27:05but
00:27:05that's where I grew up
00:27:06I didn't know you were Jersey
00:27:08Yeah
00:27:09foreign bread
00:27:10Oh
00:27:11But
00:27:14sadly I don't really get back much
00:27:17Well
00:27:18how about a boat ride?
00:27:20I got a hookup
00:27:21nothing like watching the city
00:27:23as you drift away
00:27:24works great on dates
00:27:26Well
00:27:28since this is a
00:27:29date
00:27:30I will confirm the effectiveness
00:27:33Well you better be careful
00:27:34this boat thing
00:27:35is a pretty smooth move
00:27:36I call it the reverse Titanic
00:27:38Why's that?
00:27:44I'm the king of the city!
00:27:48Do you trust me?
00:27:49So the story goes
00:27:53And so I've heard it said
00:27:55That you left your land
00:27:56Betrayed for a place
00:27:57So far away
00:27:58So out of date
00:27:58That only you could understand
00:28:01And at the ceiling of my feeling
00:28:04Backed up against the wall
00:28:06Sweet thing
00:28:08You know I fall in line
00:28:11You better dig and take a look
00:28:14Inside yourself
00:28:16She
00:28:21She
00:28:21She
00:28:24Wants to be free
00:28:28I
00:28:30I
00:28:31Wants to know
00:28:34She
00:28:39She
00:28:40Wants to be free
00:28:44I keep on waiting for the shoe to drop.
00:28:55Are you sure you don't have a wife or some, like, deep, dark secret?
00:29:02I had a girlfriend, but she was certifiable.
00:29:06And I'm not talking normal chick crazy, I'm talking...
00:29:08Sorry, let me rewind that.
00:29:13No, no, I agree.
00:29:15Most chicks are crazy, like, most guys are liars.
00:29:19Liars?
00:29:20It's probably just me, but I seem to have a chemical attraction to guys who are truth-challenged.
00:29:25You don't say.
00:29:27Yeah, I mean, it's not like I go out looking for them, but somehow they find me, or I find them.
00:29:34Or maybe I'm just super gullible.
00:29:37No.
00:29:38No, I mean it.
00:29:40The last guy, he lied about everything.
00:29:43His job, his car, the fact that he still lives with his mother.
00:29:51Anyways, uh, this is me.
00:29:54Do you, um, want to come out?
00:30:05Uh, I'd love to, but I should go.
00:30:12Good answer.
00:30:13Always on the run, always on the run, always on the run.
00:30:33With that one incredible kiss, I knew she was the one.
00:30:52Oh, God, no.
00:31:04Oh, God, no.
00:31:06Vance Avery, as in the sports commentator?
00:31:27Yeah, I found out he's going to the intimate disguise lingerie fashion show on Friday.
00:31:34I think you should totally go and just see if you can strike up a conversation.
00:31:39Oh, yeah, that sounds good.
00:31:41Your laundry's on the bed.
00:31:43Who's that?
00:31:45Um, the maid comes in on Thursdays.
00:31:48Your room's a pigsty, by the way.
00:31:50Wow, she doesn't hold back, does she?
00:31:52Yeah, very judgmental, in fact.
00:31:55Anyway, so I was thinking I would score you some tickets so you can go and meet with him.
00:32:02No, no, no, don't worry about it.
00:32:03I got a hookup.
00:32:05You want chocolate chip pancakes?
00:32:07She cooks, too.
00:32:08Premium service.
00:32:09Uh, I, I should probably tend to the help.
00:32:13Um, enjoy the game tonight.
00:32:14I'll look out for you.
00:32:15Bye.
00:32:16Bye.
00:32:17What?
00:32:25It's true.
00:32:26They just didn't have an answer for Philly's newfound defense.
00:32:29Tyson St. James couldn't shake his startling 7.3 for 13 shooting performance.
00:32:34Yes, yes, the eight Tyson, eight James.
00:32:37Woo, erectile dysfunction.
00:32:40It's a Viagra, boy.
00:32:41What the hell just happened?
00:32:43The start of a comeback, losers.
00:32:46Yes!
00:32:46Look, there she is.
00:32:49Aw, poor little debutante.
00:32:51Yeah, it's not funny, G. She's got a million bucks riding on this.
00:32:54No sympathy.
00:32:55Did you steal the deal last night?
00:32:57Nah, didn't feel right.
00:32:58Oh, G.
00:32:59Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:33:01You smell something stinky?
00:33:03Oh, yeah, that's some stink, all right.
00:33:05Yeah, guys, I'm serious.
00:33:06I sold her a total bill of goods last night.
00:33:08We gotta find me some bank from this phone, and quick, she's gonna realize I'm not all I said I was.
00:33:13Or you could just tell her the truth.
00:33:16That's not an option.
00:33:17So does that mean we're going to the lingerie show to meet that producer?
00:33:19I'm texting around to find a way in.
00:33:21Uh, yeah.
00:33:23Hey, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:33:25What about gold phone rule number one?
00:33:26Only take what comes to us.
00:33:28Boo!
00:33:29I want my lingerie.
00:33:31You know, that sounds gay, right?
00:33:33Sometimes rules gotta get broken.
00:33:38Scar, I'm dying.
00:33:42We all are, honey.
00:33:44I've got the girls lined up for tomorrow night.
00:33:47Come on.
00:33:49The most waiting.
00:33:55Son of a...
00:33:56Red R plus two.
00:34:04He's out of here, man.
00:34:05Sorry, I'm making a lot.
00:34:07My guy likes to keep it on the DL.
00:34:09It was a rough game for him last night, huh?
00:34:12Oh, you ain't lying.
00:34:13You ain't lying.
00:34:13Hey, man, it's all cool if you want to text the saint, make sure we're legit.
00:34:18I'll tell you what, chill here, let me check things out, all right?
00:34:21You never got on the list, did you?
00:34:22And you just broke gold phone rule number two.
00:34:25Yeah, yeah.
00:34:25Yeah, just get ready to run if my plan fails.
00:34:30I'm betting he still has the saint's old phone number.
00:34:33You call that a plane?
00:34:34Oh, bro, I got to remember that.
00:34:42Easy, Jersey Shore.
00:34:45Oh, sure.
00:34:46What are we, boys in the hood?
00:34:48I'm pulling the shoes, Mel.
00:34:49Oh, no, guys, come on, come on.
00:34:51Oh, well, looks like him, fellas.
00:34:54Let him in, let him in.
00:34:55Sorry about that.
00:34:57Name's Roddy.
00:34:58Roddy.
00:34:59Have a good time, fellas.
00:35:00All right, playboy.
00:35:01Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:35:04Watching you all night, kid.
00:35:13Yo, this is off the hook.
00:35:15And they're serving appletinis.
00:35:17Appletinis, Brent.
00:35:18Oh, easy, killer.
00:35:24As-manian devil stays in his cage.
00:35:26Name the last time he came out.
00:35:28Oz.
00:35:29Sure.
00:35:30Throw that in my face.
00:35:31Thank you, sweetheart.
00:35:39Could you do me a favor?
00:35:41Could you bring my wife another drink in the back?
00:35:43That girly one she likes.
00:35:45I appreciate that.
00:35:47Mm-hmm.
00:35:48So, uh, are you a model?
00:35:50I do online porn.
00:35:53I like porn.
00:35:56Keep an eye on the Paz-man and the network.
00:36:01Text state more than you see.
00:36:10Name any basketball player any year.
00:36:13Come on, man.
00:36:13What are you doing?
00:36:14Do I look like a game show host?
00:36:16Breaking up Ebony and Ivory here.
00:36:19Oh, okay.
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:20You want to play?
00:36:20All right.
00:36:21How about, uh, Jefferson Whitmore?
00:36:24Boom!
00:36:25Six foot four, 180 pounds, play to Arkansas.
00:36:28First rounder in 81, 12th overall.
00:36:31Three seasons with New York, then he went to Denver.
00:36:33Oh, well, well, well.
00:36:35You want to close this deal with some PBG stats?
00:36:3827.3.
00:36:39Oh, boom!
00:36:41What do we have here?
00:36:42Van Savory, man, and you are...
00:36:44Brett Reynolds, future sportscaster.
00:36:46You and everybody else, kid.
00:36:50Hey, by the way, Nicky Page says hello.
00:36:54Oh, yeah.
00:36:55How do you know Nicky?
00:36:56We're hanging.
00:36:57Oh, you must talk a good game, huh?
00:36:59Beating out those high profilers chasing that tail.
00:37:02You got a real deal reel?
00:37:04You'd watch my reel.
00:37:06This.
00:37:07Don't waste time.
00:37:09I won't.
00:37:10I won't.
00:37:11I won't.
00:37:11I won't.
00:37:12I won't.
00:37:12I won't.
00:37:13I won't.
00:37:13I won't.
00:37:13I won't.
00:37:14I won't.
00:37:15I won't.
00:37:15I won't.
00:37:16I won't.
00:37:17I won't.
00:37:18I won't.
00:37:19I won't.
00:37:20I won't.
00:37:21I won't.
00:37:22I won't.
00:37:23He didn't get it.
00:37:24Did you text his new number?
00:37:25When did he get a new number?
00:37:27Recently.
00:37:28Well, yeah, I guess so.
00:37:29Business calls, ladies.
00:37:37Peace.
00:37:39The phone was granting my every wish.
00:37:43Text by text, my dreams were starting to materialize.
00:37:47Tax-by-tax, my dreams were starting to materialize.
00:38:05Mr. Brady, son of a bitch!
00:38:12What? What?
00:38:13What it hit like? Tell me what it hit like.
00:38:15Yeah, I'm talking to you, Shawty in the skin tights.
00:38:18Come to my station, I just order about ten more bottles of the Mo Yanji.
00:38:22We're hitting your jackpot.
00:38:23No way, I got one on my site.
00:38:25Too bad. Guess who I just saw playing Kinky the Clown?
00:38:27My childhood idol.
00:38:29Oh, Scooby-Doo.
00:38:30What? No.
00:38:32The same tweet. He's here, man. I want to meet him.
00:38:35Yeah, next time. Hey, G, come on, we're out.
00:38:37Are you loco? I am making fun with the porn star.
00:38:40You guys don't understand.
00:38:41So soon?
00:38:43That punk walked in on me.
00:38:44Oh, no.
00:38:46He's talking to the bouncer.
00:38:48You mean that dude standing next to your boy?
00:38:49My what?
00:38:50Your boy. Your boy, Brett.
00:38:51Look, I don't know that motherfucker.
00:38:53Bring it in.
00:38:54Roddy, you watch the door.
00:38:55Me and Scar, we'll flush your mouth.
00:38:57Fuck him up on three.
00:38:58One, two, three.
00:38:59Fuck him up!
00:39:05Incoming.
00:39:07It's definitely time to go.
00:39:08I'll check out your work.
00:39:10Yeah, me too.
00:39:11I'll check out your work.
00:39:12Yeah, me too.
00:39:13I'll be at work, man.
00:39:14It's about the small things.
00:39:15And then I like your turn, man.
00:39:17I love you.
00:39:18What?
00:39:19I'm sorry.
00:39:20I'm sorry.
00:39:21You gotta slow the way down,
00:39:22cause you're moving too fast.
00:39:23You gotta chill way out if you're going fast.
00:39:25Oh, please.
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:26Oh, please.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:27Come on him.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:29I love you.
00:39:30I'm going to kill you.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:32I'm going to kill you.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:35Come on, man.
00:39:37Ah!
00:39:38Ah.
00:39:39Ah.
00:39:39Ah.
00:39:40Ah.
00:39:41I can die now.
00:39:41I had a dream about this once.
00:39:43I love my phone.
00:39:45Again.
00:39:47Marry me.
00:39:48Got no skill with the girl.
00:39:51Sorry, guys.
00:39:52You gotta go.
00:39:53Sorry, guys.
00:39:53You gotta go.
00:39:54You gotta go.
00:39:54There you go.
00:39:55Hi, Gary Brown.
00:39:56Hey, Gary Brown.
00:40:09Easy, easy.
00:40:10We got eyes.
00:40:11Take me back to those girls.
00:40:12Too late.
00:40:13John is wrapped.
00:40:14How did they get in there, sir?
00:40:15Wait a minute.
00:40:16Let me see your phone.
00:40:20He's got your old number.
00:40:24Yeah!
00:40:29No!
00:40:30No!
00:40:31I just want some pussy!
00:40:36I don't know, dog.
00:40:37It's been a fun ride, but it may be time to...
00:40:39Hang it up?
00:40:40So to speak.
00:40:41You mean give it back?
00:40:42Guys, you can't be serious.
00:40:44Things are finally starting to go my way.
00:40:46I just had a potential career breakthrough.
00:40:48Things are really happening with Nikki.
00:40:50But you're lying to her,
00:40:51cause she thinks you're Mr. Moneybags.
00:40:53Wasn't it you two telling me I need to fake it until I make it?
00:40:56Well, guess what?
00:40:57It worked.
00:40:58And I'm not lying if I can actually get this job and become this guy.
00:41:01Help us out, Omri.
00:41:02Should I keep using this phone?
00:41:04Only the phone knows when it's time to disconnect.
00:41:08Yeah, thanks.
00:41:09Useful as always.
00:41:12Hey, oui, monsieur.
00:41:13You will get laid this weekend.
00:41:15That's good.
00:41:16You will win the Lotto.
00:41:17What?
00:41:18No.
00:41:19No.
00:41:20Right.
00:41:21There you go.
00:41:22Thanks, Henri.
00:41:23Not giving up my phone.
00:41:25I had become addicted to the phone's power like a junkie looking for a fix.
00:41:31Oh!
00:41:32Just scored a Tribeca Loft.
00:41:35I was hooked.
00:41:41Looks like the saint is going to hell.
00:41:44I just want some pussy!
00:41:46Okay, send me everything you have on him.
00:41:48His name is Brett Reynolds.
00:41:50Where's this guy live?
00:41:51He lived on East 31st Street up until he got your number then vanished.
00:41:54Sneaky son of a bitch!
00:41:57Numbers usually have a waiting period before re-release, but since we had to backdate yours by six months...
00:42:02Goddammit, do you realize the type of text that came into that number on a daily basis?
00:42:08This guy could destroy my image.
00:42:10My marriage.
00:42:11This could cost me my Under Armour endorsement.
00:42:13Which is why we lay low until the finals are over.
00:42:16Agreed?
00:42:17You mean no sex.
00:42:19For all we know, this guy poisoned any number of contacts.
00:42:22We can't trust anyone.
00:42:24Let's just lay low until my guy pulls the phone logs, and then we'll decide on a plan of attack.
00:42:30For Scar.
00:42:32How am I supposed to play tomorrow night's game with no sex?
00:42:37Don't even think about it.
00:42:39Come on, Scar.
00:42:40I mean, this is business.
00:42:42Don't be stingy.
00:42:43I'm desperate!
00:42:44Honey.
00:42:45Unless you grew tits in a vajayjay overnight, it ain't happening.
00:42:54The Saint started off better tonight, but the magic, she would not last.
00:43:00With New York down by 24 in the closing minutes, it was Coach P who waved the white flag and took the Saint out of the game.
00:43:07Just a shocking, shocking game five.
00:43:09Put a fork in it, they're done.
00:43:10Lights out on the night.
00:43:11Turn it off, just turn it off.
00:43:13Well, if you were gonna miss a game down in Philly, that was the one.
00:43:19Well, it's a lot more civilized here than dealing with all those crazy fans at night.
00:43:25I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:43:30What do you mean?
00:43:31Well, let's just say if we don't win the finals, my charity's in some serious trouble.
00:43:36I had no idea.
00:43:37Sorry.
00:43:38No, no.
00:43:39It's not your fault.
00:43:40And, well, at least that really cute couple got engaged on the Jumbotron.
00:43:46Are you serious?
00:43:48That's how my dad proposed, and they're still going strong.
00:43:51Yeah, the fact that he owns the team probably helps with that a little bit.
00:43:55You are such a wise guy.
00:43:58I happen to think Jumbotron professions of love are the most romantic gestures in the entire world.
00:44:07Ooh.
00:44:08What's that?
00:44:09Sorry.
00:44:10Never stops.
00:44:18What's that?
00:44:21That was the night I officially lost the stink.
00:44:26And someone else was developing a bad case.
00:44:33God damn it, girl.
00:44:34Would you put some fucking clothes on?
00:44:36Unless you plan on giving me some loving.
00:44:38My heart's still not dressed, amore.
00:44:47And you don't look so hot.
00:44:48But you do, sweetheart. Come here.
00:44:50Eh.
00:44:51Icky.
00:44:52Take a shower.
00:44:53And I go tan by pool.
00:44:57Nerd.
00:44:59Hear that, Horatio?
00:45:00We ain't invited to the pool party.
00:45:02What did you find out?
00:45:03My guy hacked into the phone.
00:45:04This kid Reynolds is either an idiot savant or just a colossal idiot.
00:45:06He's been hitting the scene all over town by pretending to be you.
00:45:09That piece of shit.
00:45:10No, baby, baby.
00:45:11I want you to keep calm.
00:45:12But it's my job to tell you.
00:45:13You'll never believe which team owner's daughter he's dating.
00:45:17Hey, man, I have to admit, it's a killer reel.
00:45:20You got skills.
00:45:21So give me a job.
00:45:22Reynolds, do you have any idea how many sportscasters want you to ask?
00:45:25Me?
00:45:26I always tell you what they do now.
00:45:27I mean, you're a jerk.
00:45:28You can just tell me why.
00:45:29I can't tell you why.
00:45:30I can't tell you why.
00:45:31Just tell me how you meet.
00:45:32I'm trying to tell you.
00:45:33I get a job.
00:45:37I don't know.
00:45:38Don't even call me if someone is a killer reel.
00:45:40I don't know if you're an idiot savant or just a colossal idiot.
00:45:42He's been hitting the scene all over town by pretending to be you.
00:45:43Hey, Reynolds, do you have any idea how many sportscaster wannabes there are out there?
00:45:47Yeah, but how many have the balls to come up to you cold like that?
00:45:50Okay, there's no doubt. You got some nuts.
00:45:52Hi, Vance.
00:45:53Oh, I know that sultry sound. You tell darling Nikki I said hello.
00:45:58Okay, listen, I'm getting ready to cash a nice big bonus,
00:46:01which means I'm gonna take a little vacay next week.
00:46:04When I get back, I want to get this new show in development,
00:46:06which means I'm looking for younger anchors who really know their stuff
00:46:10but got the looks to lasso the ladies.
00:46:12I'm your guy. Easy, stallion.
00:46:14I gotta kick the tires first, okay? Make sure you and I are simpatico.
00:46:18So, uh...
00:46:20How about a night out on the town?
00:46:21Fine by me. Let me take you out. I'll pick the place.
00:46:24Done. And Reynolds, make it good.
00:46:29So, how'd that go, my sexy sportscaster man?
00:46:33You know, baby, for the first time in my life, everything's fallen into place.
00:46:39Anyone with half a brain would have figured out something was fishy, but not me.
00:46:45Oh, perfect timing.
00:46:48He took the bait.
00:46:49The phone was officially in control.
00:46:52Whoa-ho-ho.
00:46:53Always a pleasure doing business for you fine folks.
00:46:55Double D, when you arrive here with that motherfucker and his friends,
00:46:59bring them to VIP.
00:47:01Huh.
00:47:02Brett Reynolds has no idea the kind of pain he's about to feel.
00:47:08Ouch. There was no coming back from this one as game six comes to a close.
00:47:14Could you imagine at the start of these finals that it would go to game seven
00:47:18and that tonight, the Saint would have by far his worst performance,
00:47:21made even worse by challenging the coach on the sidelines.
00:47:24What we are watching here tonight, ladies and gentlemen, are the sins of the Saint.
00:47:29Whoo, I smell a meltdown.
00:47:31We'll take care of this guy tonight and get you back on track for game seven.
00:47:36Scar, I could give two fucks and a slice of cheese about the finals right now.
00:47:43All I care about is taking down Brett Reynolds.
00:47:47Brett Reynolds?
00:47:48Nikki, hey, what are you doing here?
00:47:52Well, I was worried about you and I have a charity at stake.
00:47:58How do you know Brett?
00:48:03Rain Man, Rain Man, do I play my cards right?
00:48:07Rain Man, I call you, you're handsome.
00:48:10Brett R plus two VIP.
00:48:13Brett!
00:48:14Vigil!
00:48:15Excuse me, excuse me.
00:48:17How the hell are you guys at Decatur?
00:48:20Miss, get back in line.
00:48:22Tilly's my boyfriend.
00:48:23Boyfriend?
00:48:24He never had to talk.
00:48:26I've never seen her before in my life.
00:48:28Miss, this is VIP only.
00:48:29They're not, Vic.
00:48:30They're on my list and you most definitely are not.
00:48:32Now get back in line or I'm gonna get ugly.
00:48:35Boom!
00:48:37Oh, no.
00:48:40Good boy.
00:48:42Do I play my cards right, baby?
00:48:45I've seen her dancing in the middle of the floor.
00:48:57Body moving, we let the music take control.
00:49:00Oh.
00:49:01Oh.
00:49:02Oh.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:05Oh.
00:49:09Oh.
00:49:10Oh.
00:49:12Oh.
00:49:13Oh.
00:49:14Oh.
00:49:15Oh.
00:49:16Oh.
00:49:17Hey.
00:49:18Don't stop.
00:49:19Let's go.
00:49:20Body rock, hand roll, hand just move.
00:49:21Control until you can't ignore.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:23I'm a china.
00:49:24Disrupted.
00:49:25You should know.
00:49:27Credit card.
00:49:35Put it on the Saints tab.
00:49:36Text him to confirm.
00:49:41What?
00:49:42Dude, he just broke gold phone rule number three.
00:49:44Yeah, it's like $500 a bottle.
00:49:46That's like full-on ivory, bro.
00:49:47Guys, this Saint is a total dirtbag and a rich one.
00:49:50He can afford it.
00:49:51That's not the point.
00:49:52Well, now's not the time to discuss.
00:49:53Uh, actually, it is.
00:49:54Whoa!
00:49:56Nice hookup, Reynolds.
00:49:58Oh, I love hearts.
00:50:00Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up?
00:50:02Be right with you guys.
00:50:03Got official's phone called my broker in China.
00:50:06Huh?
00:50:06No, ni fucking how?
00:50:08Guys, Vance is my ticket in.
00:50:09I'm trying to get a job here.
00:50:11So do you get on board with that or you go fuck yourselves?
00:50:13Go fuck ourselves?
00:50:14Yeah, that's right.
00:50:15Do you really think I would be here if I could do that?
00:50:17Wow, the Saint's not the only one who turned up to be a real douchebag.
00:50:21Oh, this coming from the guy who turned this phone into his own private brothel.
00:50:24That means a lot.
00:50:25All right, we're having an intervention.
00:50:26Hand over the phone, Mr. Hyde.
00:50:27Don't even think about it.
00:50:28Yeah, give him the fuck before your douchebag transformation is complete.
00:50:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:32Everything copacetic there?
00:50:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:35We're all just, uh, insisting to pick up the check.
00:50:38Well, well, well.
00:50:39Look who's arrived.
00:50:41Darling, Nikki, how are you?
00:50:42Oh, good.
00:50:43Hi.
00:50:43You look wonderful.
00:50:45Hey, hey.
00:50:46Sorry about the game.
00:50:47Oh, it's amazing how quickly things just fall apart, isn't it?
00:50:51Guys, can you excuse us?
00:50:53Oh, yeah.
00:50:54No problem.
00:50:58Nikki, I like you a lot.
00:51:01In fact, sometimes guys do stupid things because we like someone so much.
00:51:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:07You don't have to make excuses for all my old boyfriends.
00:51:10You are so much better than all of them combined.
00:51:13Oh, another text.
00:51:16You are just so popular.
00:51:20Are you going to answer it?
00:51:21I'll check it later.
00:51:22Oh, no, no, no.
00:51:23I insist.
00:51:24It can wait.
00:51:25I need to tell you something.
00:51:26Check it!
00:51:26Uh, Brett.
00:51:33Not now, G.
00:51:35Hey, Brett.
00:51:36I said not now.
00:51:38I think he knows.
00:51:40Brett Reynolds.
00:51:42Let's wrap.
00:51:48You actually thought that you could use my own number and pretend to be me for your own personal game.
00:51:55You're a moron!
00:51:58Scott, read him the tally.
00:52:02Oz, two Gs.
00:52:03York House gratis bag, 11 Gs.
00:52:05Multiple shopping excursions, 17 Gs.
00:52:08Bentley rental, 40 Gs.
00:52:10Tribeca penthouse for six months, 80 Gs for a total of $150,000.
00:52:16That's some serious bank, nigga.
00:52:18Okay, hold on.
00:52:21Look, I, I, I, I, I, I may have bent the truth a bit pretending to know you, but all of this stuff was offered for free.
00:52:29For me!
00:52:29Not for some loser and his two fucking stooges.
00:52:34Game's over, Reynolds.
00:52:35If I were you, I'd get good at flipping burgers.
00:52:40Now, Vance, come on.
00:52:40I can explain.
00:52:41Who are you?
00:52:44Nicky, I...
00:52:46Wait, Nicky.
00:52:49I want to give you the million dollar check.
00:52:51Win or lose.
00:52:52How about we, uh, meet before the gate?
00:52:54In private?
00:52:55Yeah.
00:52:56Uh, my dad's office.
00:52:58Seven o'clock.
00:52:59Perfect.
00:53:01See you there.
00:53:02You know what?
00:53:03You really are a saint.
00:53:05Oh, you have gotta be kidding me.
00:53:07This guy is a total dog.
00:53:09I can prove it.
00:53:10You want to see some of the text messages that come into his phone?
00:53:12Don't you mean your phone?
00:53:14You are the only girl in my life.
00:53:16I promise you know everything now.
00:53:18Brett!
00:53:19Brett!
00:53:20I saw you come in here.
00:53:21Who are you?
00:53:22I'm Jewel, his girlfriend.
00:53:23Who are you?
00:53:25I am so out of here!
00:53:27She isn't!
00:53:28She is not my girlfriend!
00:53:29You are such a loser!
00:53:33So you guys aren't fit, are you?
00:53:36I thought so.
00:53:38Totally a fan.
00:53:39And that's when my buddies and I got that serious ass-whooping.
00:53:53You know how I got my name, Brent?
00:53:57I have divine powers.
00:53:59I'm a walking miracle.
00:54:01I was meant to be worshipped.
00:54:03And you try and take that away from me.
00:54:06You will live and die a mere mortal.
00:54:10You are nothing!
00:54:12Get rid of that number.
00:54:14Tomorrow.
00:54:16Or next time, you won't be able to tell which of your friends a witch.
00:54:19That's messed up.
00:54:21Because I'm white and he's black.
00:54:22Yeah.
00:54:23Boy Wonder.
00:54:24We got it.
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:27Just so you know,
00:54:28I'm gonna win game seven tomorrow.
00:54:31Right after I bang out your little girlfriend, Miss Paige.
00:54:37On her daddy's desk.
00:54:41I haven't been this beat up since my Aunt Fifi's bridal shower.
00:54:44Guys, I'm gonna make this right.
00:54:45The ride's over, Brent.
00:54:46Yeah, you're on your own, pal.
00:54:48Now, fellas.
00:54:51Come on!
00:54:52Come on!
00:55:22Honey, I love you.
00:55:24But it's time that you became a man.
00:55:26Figure it out.
00:55:27And don't come home until you do.
00:55:29Ma!
00:55:30All we have
00:55:32Is far from love
00:55:35Oh, you just gotta take my hand
00:55:38Cause if we're going down, we're going down together
00:55:41Na-na-na-na-na
00:55:43Na-na-na-na-na
00:55:45Na-na-na-na-na
00:55:49Cause if we're going down, we're going down together
00:55:52Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
00:55:54Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
00:55:57Eww!
00:55:58Head first, we gon' flash bad olympic score.
00:56:01They'll pin your black doubt, gotta stick and more.
00:56:04Eww!
00:56:05Eww!
00:56:06The stink!
00:56:08Stay away from me!
00:56:10Come on, Stallone!
00:56:12The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh,
00:56:14and apparently he Indian giveth too,
00:56:16cause the stink was back, and in a bad way.
00:56:21Hey, bonjour, monsieur.
00:56:24Shitty day, eh?
00:56:25This damn phone, Henri, it's ruined everything.
00:56:28My shit is stuck, and I don't know how to fix it.
00:56:32How about a dog to ameliorize the soul?
00:56:40So tell me, Henri, what do I do with this phone now?
00:56:43Ah, for this save a simple solution.
00:56:46Following your instincts will not do,
00:56:48but shadows always understand.
00:56:51What? Shadows may, but I don't.
00:56:54What are you talking about?
00:56:55Hey, listen to the whispers of the grass.
00:56:58It shall lead the way.
00:57:00The whispers of the grass?
00:57:02Come on, man, are you kidding me?
00:57:04I am lost here, I need some help.
00:57:08What do you fucking want from me, kid?
00:57:10Whoa, Henri, your accent.
00:57:12Look, kid, it's actually Henry, okay?
00:57:14Henry Sosnowitz from the Bronx.
00:57:17The Bronx?
00:57:18Yeah, the Bronx.
00:57:19Let me give you the straight poop.
00:57:21Everybody lies to get an edge up.
00:57:23This whole French bit was my wife's idea.
00:57:26When I first staked out this park some ten-odd years ago,
00:57:29there was five other carts.
00:57:31We was all fighting for our lives.
00:57:33So I had to come up with something to differentiate.
00:57:35Seemed like a good enough idea,
00:57:37and it began to work, so I ran with it.
00:57:41Wow.
00:57:42I feel like I just saw Santa Claus banging the tooth fairy.
00:57:46Sorry to disappoint you.
00:57:48But hey, I still make a mean dog, no?
00:57:52And at the end of the day, that's what really counts.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58So, um, by the way,
00:58:00I'm a little short on scratch today.
00:58:02Is it all right if I just paint?
00:58:03What do I look like? Meals on wheels?
00:58:05Get the fuck out of here.
00:58:10Hey!
00:58:11And Kurt, some advice from the Bronx?
00:58:14When your shit's stuck, call a plumber.
00:58:21Henry!
00:58:22You are a fucking Yoda genius!
00:58:26I love your dog!
00:58:28I love your dog!
00:58:30I love your dog!
00:58:31I love your dog!
00:58:32I love your dog!
00:58:33I love your dog!
00:58:34I love your dog!
00:58:35I love your dog!
00:58:40I see a call from the old digits.
00:58:42Does that mean you're alive?
00:58:43Barely.
00:58:44Hold on.
00:58:45I'm in a conference in G.
00:58:47Brady Boy, you still breathing?
00:58:50I got Pazzy on the line, too.
00:58:52What up, G?
00:58:53Paz man.
00:58:54Look, fellas,
00:58:55I totally understand if you're done with me,
00:58:56but I need your help right now more than ever.
00:58:58If you choose to tell me to fuck off, I get it,
00:59:01but I am down on my knees, boys.
00:59:03You know that sounds gay, right?
00:59:05I think we all can agree that nobody here is blameless.
00:59:08Yeah, because you may have been the monster,
00:59:10but G and I Frankenstein that shit.
00:59:12Oh, you guys rock.
00:59:13So I suppose you want us to help stop the scene
00:59:15from banging Nikki tonight?
00:59:16That's kind of a top priority.
00:59:18Well, we're here to help.
00:59:19Good.
00:59:20Paz, I need you to go to my mom's place
00:59:21and get me a change of clothes.
00:59:22You got it, bro.
00:59:23Oh, and my old flip phone.
00:59:25I have an idea.
00:59:26But first, we need to stall the sink.
00:59:28And how do you propose to do that?
00:59:29Call a plumber.
00:59:31The mob may kill you,
00:59:32but the BCM can make your life miserable.
00:59:37White front to back.
00:59:38I'll catch you later.
00:59:41Yo, Joey V, it's Paz, bro.
00:59:43Paz!
00:59:44I hate to hit you up like this,
00:59:45but Breddy and me, we're in a bind.
00:59:48Listen, let me make a couple of phone calls.
00:59:49I'll take care of this no problemo.
00:59:52Yeah, yeah, I know those guys.
00:59:54Yeah, Paz man introduced me to the Appletini.
00:59:57That guy cracks me up.
00:59:59Yeah, yeah, I got a key to the back gate.
01:00:02No prob.
01:00:03I'll spread the word.
01:00:04I'll meet you there.
01:00:05Yeah, yeah, I know where he lives.
01:00:07Sure, I know his driver.
01:00:09Yeah, I'm happy to help.
01:00:11What do you need?
01:00:12Tell Paz you can count me in.
01:00:14Yeah, I can get him into the game.
01:00:16Damn it, tell him to go to the north entrance.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:21I'll hook him up with the AV guy.
01:00:23North entrance?
01:00:24Joey, that's awesome.
01:00:26Yeah, me and Paz owe you a night at Papa Moochies.
01:00:28You the man.
01:00:29All right.
01:00:31Gentlemen, one more call, and it's game time.
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:35Yeah.
01:00:41I got a date with the boss's daughter,
01:00:45because I'm the same thing.
01:00:51Then you go get me.
01:00:52All this.
01:00:54Baby!
01:00:57Let the shitstorm begin.
01:01:03Yeah.
01:01:04I know you like your windows dirty, baby.
01:01:06I get dirty, baby.
01:01:07Ooh!
01:01:08What the?
01:01:09Hey!
01:01:22And now, for the coup de grace.
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:53Whoa, what are you doing?
01:01:54Back it up!
01:01:55No one's going through here.
01:01:57I said back it up!
01:01:59Come on, Jeezy, back your ass up.
01:02:00What's up?
01:02:01Ronnie fixed your old phone and texted you the files.
01:02:03No problem. Everything else is set up.
01:02:06Come on, come on.
01:02:07Time is wasting. Let's do it.
01:02:09What took you so long?
01:02:10We stalled the saint long enough
01:02:12to implement a strategy where we could lure Nicky away.
01:02:15Places, everyone.
01:02:30Classic bait-and-switch.
01:02:32So how do you know the saint?
01:02:34I don't.
01:02:36My loser ex got into trouble with him,
01:02:39so he was forced to call me
01:02:41and arrange for the saint and I to meet up.
01:02:45Sounds about right.
01:02:46I was instructed to tell you to keep the lights out
01:02:49and to wait beneath the desk.
01:02:51No chit-chat.
01:02:53Just get down to business.
01:02:55Oh, and, uh,
01:02:57he might use another girl's name.
01:03:00Just so you know.
01:03:02Whatever he wants.
01:03:05Saint raced up to Phil Page's office
01:03:09and changed into one of his little kinky get-ups.
01:03:27Conference room screen now!
01:03:31Ooh, Nicky.
01:03:34Mm-hmm.
01:03:35You bad girl.
01:03:39You knew just what it was gonna take
01:03:40to get this million dollars, didn't you?
01:03:42Gotta hurry up, though.
01:03:45Big Daddy got a game.
01:03:46Here, put that on right there.
01:03:48Mm-hmm.
01:03:49Ooh!
01:03:50Saint!
01:03:51Now that's a money shot.
01:03:55Who the hell are you?
01:03:59Mm-hmm.
01:04:00I'm Goose.
01:04:01Reynolds!
01:04:02I'm gonna kill you!
01:04:04Elevator decoy, now!
01:04:06What the fuck is happening today?
01:04:11Get the fucking shit out of here!
01:04:15Oh!
01:04:16Oh!
01:04:17Oh!
01:04:18Oh!
01:04:19Oh!
01:04:20Oh!
01:04:21Oh!
01:04:22Oh!
01:04:23Oh!
01:04:24Oh!
01:04:25Oh!
01:04:26Oh!
01:04:27Oh!
01:04:28Oh!
01:04:29Oh!
01:04:30Oh!
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:32Oh!
01:04:33Oh!
01:04:34Oh!
01:04:35Oh!
01:04:36Oh, oh!
01:04:37Oh, oh!
01:04:38Oh, oh!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:40What happened?
01:04:44Trapped where?
01:04:4745.
01:04:49Got it.
01:04:51Got it hey
01:04:55Here you go, just text the number I gave you should work you guys pull this off. I'm buying thanks Ronnie
01:05:01Where'd you get the microphone?
01:05:14Amore
01:05:16Why aren't you dressed for the game?
01:05:19Hey, baby, how is this Lucy? Hi, I'm Jules. Do you happen to have our breath mint by any chance?
01:05:29Gianna we'll talk about this later
01:05:34Sorry ladies only players beyond this point at game time
01:05:43That player is my husband for five more minutes
01:05:48Oh
01:05:51Hello, sweetheart
01:05:57What's the matter
01:06:00Uh, just some
01:06:03Boy troubles daddy
01:06:05Hey, yeah, you want to punch it out?
01:06:09No, come on always used to work
01:06:11Brady can't take me anymore? Come on
01:06:15Come on
01:06:16All right, all right, all right
01:06:17Ooh, it's that bad, huh?
01:06:28You want to talk about it?
01:06:29Why is it that every guy is a lying jerk?
01:06:36Let me have it
01:06:39I love you, sweetie
01:06:40I love you, dad
01:06:41It all comes down to this
01:06:43It all comes down to this
01:06:50Ladies and gentlemen
01:06:52I'm Brent Reynolds
01:06:54And welcome to game seven
01:06:56Between the new york nights
01:06:57Oh my god
01:06:58Philadelphia
01:06:59Found
01:07:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:07:02Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
01:07:03Get your hands off
01:07:04I'm gonna kill
01:07:04I'd like to take a moment to tell the crowd here tonight
01:07:07and all of the viewers watching at home.
01:07:13I'm a liar.
01:07:16And I just majorly screwed up with the girl of my dreams.
01:07:21Tyrone, get that guy off my court.
01:07:24Daddy, Daddy, please, please, just stop.
01:07:26Just let him talk.
01:07:28Is that the guy?
01:07:30Nikki Page, it's true.
01:07:32I only met you because I inadvertently got the Saint's old phone number.
01:07:38I'm gonna kill him!
01:07:40You wanna know why nothing worked today, Saint?
01:07:44Well, now you know.
01:07:46Unless you want a problem with every electrician, plumber,
01:07:49and limo driver in the tri-state area, you're not going nowhere.
01:07:52It all started when my ex, Jules Schachter, dumped me
01:07:56and started texting me pictures like this.
01:08:02Oh. My. God.
01:08:06And this one.
01:08:08Yes!
01:08:12Thank you. Thank you.
01:08:14That's me. That's me. That's me.
01:08:16Yeah. Yes.
01:08:18She is an awful human being.
01:08:21So I changed my number.
01:08:23And then I realized I had the Saint's old digits,
01:08:26and when the offers started coming in,
01:08:29and, well, I couldn't say no.
01:08:33So, yes, it's true.
01:08:34I lied about being rich.
01:08:36I'm actually flat broke.
01:08:40I know. I know.
01:08:41I don't blame you.
01:08:43As a result,
01:08:45I betrayed the trust of a woman
01:08:47who I care deeply about.
01:08:52You'll hear from my lawyer.
01:08:54Jonah.
01:08:55Jonah.
01:08:56Mi amore.
01:08:57Okay, everybody, everybody, calm down.
01:09:01Everybody, okay, everybody, wait.
01:09:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:03I have another picture that I can show.
01:09:05All I had to do was hit send,
01:09:08and the picture of Saint and Jules
01:09:09would be splashed all over the world.
01:09:11And as I looked at the fear in the Saint's eyes,
01:09:14I couldn't help but feel
01:09:16that this phone somehow connected us.
01:09:19We both understood its power.
01:09:21And with great power comes a lot of free shit.
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:31I'm sorry, sweetheart.
01:09:33All right, all right, all right.
01:09:34Nicky!
01:09:38Nicky!
01:09:40New York City!
01:09:43That is enough!
01:09:46This man is putting everything on the line here.
01:09:50The least we can do is hear him out.
01:09:53Officers.
01:09:55Anything for you, Saint?
01:09:58Thanks, Saint.
01:10:01What I'm trying to say is
01:10:02I'm sorry
01:10:04to everyone that I've knowingly
01:10:06or unknowingly hurt.
01:10:08I will earn back your trust.
01:10:11I'm gonna make up for my mistakes,
01:10:13and I will pay everybody back
01:10:15in full.
01:10:17Even if it means I have to live with my mom
01:10:19until I'm 40.
01:10:20I live with my mom.
01:10:23And Nicky,
01:10:25I just want you to know
01:10:27I am falling in love with you.
01:10:32That was the
01:10:33truce.
01:10:34I'm kind of tied up at the moment.
01:10:36Yeah, don't worry about it.
01:10:37Look, somebody's here for you.
01:10:47I'm sorry!
01:10:48Push ground!
01:10:49New York City!
01:10:51Yeah!
01:10:52Push ground!
01:10:54Push ground!
01:10:55Yeah!
01:10:56You're finally
01:10:57a guy with balls.
01:11:02Oh, yes!
01:11:03Yes!
01:11:04You're finally a man, Rhett!
01:11:06And that girl has a sweet rack.
01:11:08You did good.
01:11:09Now,
01:11:10we should talk.
01:11:12You could have destroyed me out there.
01:11:22Why didn't you?
01:11:24You're my hero growing up.
01:11:26Well,
01:11:27too bad I'm not that guy, right?
01:11:28Well, not yet.
01:11:30But,
01:11:30I
01:11:31want to become the person
01:11:32that I was pretending to be.
01:11:35Maybe you should try that, too.
01:11:36You want to be a sportscaster, right?
01:11:38Yeah,
01:11:39like that'll ever happen now.
01:11:40I'll tell you what.
01:11:42After I win this here game,
01:11:43I'll do my first sit-down interview with you.
01:11:46Deal?
01:11:47Uh, yeah!
01:11:48Deal!
01:11:49Oh!
01:11:50All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:11:52Game time.
01:11:53Yeah, hey, good luck tonight.
01:11:55Luck?
01:11:55Not necessary.
01:11:56Thanks to you.
01:11:58Just to pick me up,
01:11:59I need it right there.
01:12:00Yeah, you know.
01:12:02You know.
01:12:04They need a hero
01:12:05to save this game
01:12:07from all these actors and ladies.
01:12:08No, I ain't naming names.
01:12:10And that pretty much brings us full circle.
01:12:12The video of me at Game 7 went viral.
01:12:15The saint granted his first tell-all interview.
01:12:18And here I am now as your co-anchor.
01:12:20Fascinating.
01:12:21Brett Reynolds, folks.
01:12:22One man's journey
01:12:23from stink
01:12:24to fink
01:12:25to end the pink.
01:12:27Speaking of...
01:12:28Bet that ex-girlfriend of yours
01:12:30is kicking herself right about now, huh?
01:12:32Well, as a matter of fact,
01:12:33she keeps calling me.
01:12:34I'm gonna have to get myself a new number.
01:12:36Oh, zowie.
01:12:38You heard it here first, folks.
01:12:41And Jules,
01:12:41I'm not doing anything Friday night.
01:12:43No, no, no, come on.
01:12:45Just kidding.
01:12:46I'm also available Saturday.
01:12:47And until tomorrow,
01:12:50I'm Gus Jacobson.
01:12:51I'm Brett Reynolds.
01:12:52We'll see you tomorrow on Sports Huddle.
01:12:55You know, you smell better in advance, too.
01:13:09Clean slate.
01:13:10Bye-bye, Jules, forever.
01:13:12Yeah, it's convenient.
01:13:13She wants you back now that you're famous.
01:13:15Well, I doubt that's gonna happen.
01:13:17Wow, I think it's official,
01:13:18Brettie boy.
01:13:19You have lost the stink.
01:13:22Oh, let's go.
01:13:29So, what are the new digits, bro?
01:13:31Yeah, what's the lucky number?
01:13:33Huh.
01:13:34I don't even giving this out to anyone yet.
01:13:43New York.
01:13:45New York City, man.
01:13:48New York City, man.
01:13:54In the year 2002,
01:13:56I was caught something wrong.
01:13:59And there she was, standing man.
01:14:01And I finally found my home.
01:14:04New York City, man.
01:14:07New York City, man.
01:14:09Here we go.
01:14:11Huh.
01:14:11Just a shocking, shocking game five.
01:14:17True that.
01:14:17All hats and no cattle.
01:14:19Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
01:14:21Bricks all over the place.
01:14:22One just came through the window.
01:14:24Duck.
01:14:24There we go, Mark.
01:14:27We're dumping that.
01:14:28You having trouble, man?
01:14:30You all right?
01:14:31Need help?
01:14:33I don't make sense.
01:14:34You doing good?
01:14:35No, I don't fuck.
01:14:36Take a shower.
01:14:39And I'll be waiting for you by the pool.
01:14:44New.
01:14:45Well, if she waiting for me, shit, I'm out of the pool.
01:14:48That was some divine intervention from the saint right there.
01:14:51And then the immortal words of Jay-Z, that shit cray.
01:14:54You actually thought that you could use my old number and did the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:15:00Woo, I smell a meltdown.
01:15:03She doesn't sweat much for a fat girl.
01:15:08Soft sticks, Mark.
01:15:11Next time you give me the regular sticks, all right?
01:15:13And action.
01:15:17I was getting some hands.
01:15:19Getting some hands from the boss's daughter.
01:15:21Got nigga in my band.
01:15:23Woo, it's gonna get overspread.
01:15:24Overspread.
01:15:25Woo.
01:15:27Is he the one that went off the script?
01:15:29Yeah.
01:15:29Did he get it?
01:15:30I'm trying to stay on script.
01:15:31He went off the script?
01:15:32He's a veer.
01:15:33I'm gonna kill both of you.
01:15:33You know what?
01:15:34Both of you's dead, too.
01:15:35How is this?
01:15:36Look.
01:15:37Ah!
01:15:38Can we bring this?
01:15:39Where's that fucking kill?
01:15:42I want to know, too.
01:15:43You ain't going nowhere.
01:15:45Hey, I got low, low Joe Pesci.
01:15:47You ain't going nowhere.
01:15:49I got the little pizza delivery boy coming at me like that, man.
01:15:52You ain't going nowhere.
01:15:53Oh, fuck your little Frankie Bally ass shit.
01:15:54You ain't going nowhere.
01:15:55Let him speak.
01:15:57Oh, yeah.
01:15:58What's wrong with you?
01:16:03Action.
01:16:04How do you know Brett?
01:16:07I used to sell him pot.
01:16:11That's God!
01:16:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:16:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:16:22Buying cigarettes for the kids on the block.
01:16:25I know they're underage, but I came here to rock.
01:16:28I say what I think, and they think that's a crime.
01:16:30But you can't cuff my mind.
01:16:32A couple of misfits walking through life with our middle fingers up because we don't give a fuck.
01:16:38A couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix, selling our soul for a buck.
01:16:43A couple of misfits walking through life
01:16:46With our middle fingers up cause we don't give a punch
01:16:49A couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix
01:16:52Selling our soul for a buck
01:16:54Nothing on a Monday night
01:17:02Might as well act like a psycho
01:17:05Bitches wanna start a fight
01:17:07Little do they know I'm a ninja
01:17:10A couple of misfits walking through life
01:17:13With our middle fingers up cause we don't give a punch
01:17:16A couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix
01:17:19Selling our soul for a buck
01:17:21A couple of misfits walking through life
01:17:24With our middle fingers up cause we don't give a fuck
01:17:27A couple of misfits trying to get a quick fix
01:17:30Selling our soul for a buck
01:17:32A couple of misfits
01:17:34We don't give a fuck
01:17:36A couple of misfits
01:17:39We're selling our soul for a buck
01:17:42Walls leading to the east
01:17:51There was a taste of summer
01:17:54Blowing in the breeze
01:17:56The sun was shining on our feet
01:17:59The ocean, it made it easier to breathe
01:18:04And I was just thinking
01:18:06As you were winking
01:18:11How lucky I am to be alive
01:18:16How funny that I've got you by my side
01:18:20The air band flow
01:18:22The highs and lows
01:18:25Make us grow closer together
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