00:00Oh, Thanksgiving Day, that gluttonous affair, where elastic waistbands are common fashion wear.
00:05We gather round with hearts full of cheer, and plates stacked so high they induce fear.
00:09The turkey arrives, majestic and bold, though dry as the Sahara, I still say it's gold.
00:15The stuffing's a mystery, a breadcrumb abyss, with raisins, or oysters? Who asked for this?
00:20The cranberry sauce, a tale of two sides' homemade elegance versus the can-shaped pride.
00:25Mashed potatoes are lumpy, but piled up and proud, because I refuse to use a mixer that's way too loud.
00:31Green bean casserole sits in its goo, its fried onions begging, please eat me too.
00:36Sweet potatoes with marshmallows, a sugary delight.
00:39Vegetables and dessert should always unite.
00:41The rolls are warm, buttery, and sweet, so I'll eat them all and call it a treat.
00:45And pies, oh pies, what a glorious sight.
00:47Pumpkin and pecan, a baked delight.
00:49I eat, I chew, I repeat with flair, wishing I could still fit into that chair.
00:53But hey, who needs comfort with this glutton spread?
00:56Tomorrow's problems? I'll deal with them in bed.
00:58Pile it high. No need to be shy.
01:01Thanksgiving's the day to kiss diets goodbye.
01:02With my mouth stuffed to the flavors sing, it's a joy that only good food can bring.
01:06So here's to the feast, in all its excess, when eating too much is a form of success.
01:11No regrets, just bliss in every bite.
01:14Because tomorrow I'll fast, just not tonight.
01:16Take care.
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