00:00Murder. I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:05She's crazy about you, man. The mansion, the Porsche. Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:12Yeah, sure I do. I just love money more. Can you blame me? Come on, here.
00:19To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:23My dream wedding is a complete sham. He doesn't want to marry me. He wants to kill me.
00:30Oh, careful.
00:37Oh, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:39I'm sorry. I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:56Another runaway bride. Classic.
01:00Oh, grandma.
01:07Oh, grandma.
01:21Everything hurts.
01:25Why do I sound like a dude?
01:29What the hell are you doing in here?
01:32What am I doing here? I saved your life. Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
01:38Why couldn't you have done this sooner? You would have saved me a lot of time.
01:43But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
01:48Oh, honey. Oh, you're awake.
01:51Thank God.
01:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:56Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
01:58She knows about my plan? No. No way.
02:08What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
02:10What happened? Tell me.
02:11What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
02:13Listen, you can screw with me, you can kill me, you can do whatever you want, but you stay away from my grandma. You got it?
02:17What the hell?
02:22What the hell?
02:25What the hell?
02:27Oh, my God.
02:29Am I dead?
02:30Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
02:32Why the hell am I inside someone else?
02:35Oh, my God.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37This isn't real.
02:38This isn't real.
02:38This isn't real.
02:39This isn't real.
02:40This isn't...
02:41What?
02:50I'm alive.
02:51Wait, what?
02:52What's going on?
02:54Who the hell are you?
02:55What are you doing in my body?
02:56I was about to ask you the same thing.
02:58What did you do?
03:00You're that suicidal bride.
03:02You're that jerk who crashed into me.
03:04Oh, my God.
03:05Okay, what'd you do?
03:08My identity's complicated.
03:09If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
03:13Excuse me.
03:14I'm Blair Woods, heiress to the Woods family.
03:16I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
03:18Stranger.
03:20Fine.
03:21Let's get married.
03:22What?
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23You're completely insane.
03:24You were running from your wedding, right?
03:26Okay.
03:27I'll go back and tell them that.
03:28I changed my mind.
03:29The wedding is back on.
03:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:32He's trying to kill me.
03:32Absolutely not.
03:34You cannot do that.
03:34Blair!
03:36To your choice, him or me.
03:39It's your choice.
03:43Him or me.
03:46Fine, fine.
03:48But the second reason track we're getting divorced.
03:49You.
03:50I mean, who's that guy?
03:57What the hell?
03:59My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
04:02You're dumbed.
04:03Okay, you need to work with me here.
04:06Too short.
04:07Excuse me, I'm too short.
04:11Blair!
04:12What?
04:14What are you doing?
04:15This guy is obviously using you.
04:17Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
04:20Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
04:23So.
04:23And you know what?
04:24Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
04:26I mean, fine.
04:28Beyonce.
04:29So, dream on, loser.
04:30What the fuck?
04:32Blair.
04:33I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
04:40Well, every taste in men sucks.
04:43That's a coward.
04:44Fine.
04:45Fine.
04:46Fine.
04:47Okay, let's get married.
04:48On one condition.
04:50We try to switch back first.
04:51And if that doesn't work, then...
04:53I'll meet you at the church.
04:56That's fair enough.
04:58Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
05:03Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
05:06Can we just like crash into each other again?
05:08I'm game.
05:09Go stand in the middle of the road.
05:11I'll grab my car.
05:12You know, I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
05:15Screw it.
05:18Let's get married.
05:19Get ready to kneel.
05:20Kneel?
05:20Yeah.
05:25Alright, 857.
05:30Alright, what's your name?
05:32Uh, Blair Woods.
05:33Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
05:36Oh, uh...
05:37Uh...
05:38Come here, I'm going to help you.
05:41What's your name?
05:42The Young Bull.
05:43The Young Bull.
05:45Uh-huh.
05:46Are you two sure about this?
05:48Yep.
05:50Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and...
05:52I'm not going to lie, this room might need a checkup from the neck up.
05:55Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
05:58We're certain.
05:59Please process our application.
06:00Yeah.
06:02Please.
06:03Alright.
06:04Do you know when she's going to show up?
06:15No.
06:15Oh, great.
06:17You're getting married dressed like this?
06:26It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
06:28Stop whining.
06:28Ugh.
06:29Ugh.
06:32It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
06:34Stop whining.
06:35Ugh.
06:35Ugh.
06:36My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you.
06:38Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
06:42Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
06:45Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
06:48He does.
06:48All right, then.
06:50In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
06:52Wonderful.
06:53Take that as a yes.
06:55Please exchange rings.
06:58Rings?
07:00No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
07:04Wait.
07:05Stop.
07:06What are you?
07:07Wait.
07:08What?
07:08Oh.
07:09God.
07:10God.
07:18Wow, you really came prepared.
07:22Okay.
07:23I now pronounce you husband and wife.
07:27You may kiss the bride.
07:32Come on.
07:36Yep, no, I can't do it.
07:38Excuse me.
07:39Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
07:42Oh, this is just a temporary arrangement.
07:44Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
07:49Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
07:52Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
07:54I really am a good kisser, aren't I?
08:04Yeah.
08:04I'm a good kisser.
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