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00:00:00As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm going to wow them all.
00:00:11Until...
00:00:13What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:20I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22This outfit is a choice.
00:00:25Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:28Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:00:31She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:00:45I thought this was Professor Brain's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:59Let's post it and title it,
00:01:01The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:01:03The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:06That's enough.
00:01:21That's enough.
00:01:36What are you all doing here?
00:01:47Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:54I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:57Are you okay?
00:01:58I was seriously over the line.
00:02:00Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:02:04Screw them.
00:02:05I mean, you're amazing.
00:02:07They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:02:09Still pretending to be an academic?
00:02:12Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:02:15How to Path the Cure Cell Under Embarrassed.
00:02:19All right, Amy.
00:02:21Let's make this interesting.
00:02:23Ten seconds.
00:02:26And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:29Are you dreaming?
00:02:31You're crazy.
00:02:33If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:39And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:02:44And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:47Do.
00:02:57Leo, right?
00:02:58It was really cool what you did over there.
00:03:05Mia?
00:03:06And do you remember my name?
00:03:09It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:03:14I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:03:17Or is that just a theory?
00:03:28Wait.
00:03:29Your earring is called on my cunt.
00:03:58Eric, telling her of fool,
00:04:19It's fine.
00:04:25später.
00:04:26everything you can about Mia. Oh, and call my wife. I want to meet her. You got it.
00:04:47You said ten seconds. I counted six. I mean, that was insane. You had the whole room holding
00:04:53their breath. Even Leo. Step one to Mia's love theory, create controlled chaos. And what was
00:04:59the result? Chemistry 1A, dopamine activation. Hello? So she crashed an exclusive dinner, forged
00:05:15the invitation, put on a performance, and calls it research. I think there might be some
00:05:21misunderstanding. I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department, perfect GPA,
00:05:27no disciplinary record. Place of Earth, Oregon? She's like her. How's it going with the meeting
00:05:37with my wife? Oh, all set. It's today. My husband wants to meet me today. Seriously? That prick
00:05:49didn't even go to the wedding. You're going to see him. Nope. Love is the last thing I need
00:05:54to be happy.
00:06:02Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:06:06I do. There, Mom. Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away. I hope you're
00:06:23happy. My parents arranged the marriage before they died. I haven't even met the man. I need
00:06:31you to get a divorce. Hey, sap. Lily? Oh my gosh. Long time no see. What are our plans? I need you to
00:06:47pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met. Hold on. Why me? Because you know me
00:06:55better than anyone. And you have a ton of experience handling jerks. Girl, you called me because of
00:07:02that. No, wait. Lily, Lily. Say no more. When are we going to do that? Well...
00:07:15Oh my god. Mia's husband is just my type. Are you Leo Bryan? Yes, please. Sit.
00:07:43I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married. I'll make it up to you. This marriage was our
00:07:57parents' idea, but I'll put you through college. You can divorce after you graduate.
00:08:04Actually, I... I know you have a lot of student debt. You're welcome to move in with me.
00:08:13Let me think about it. Let me know when you've thought it over.
00:08:29Oh, it's okay. I've got this.
00:08:32See you later. See you later.
00:08:39Oh my god, girl! Lily! Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened. Your husband is so ugly and...
00:09:02Dirt poor tooth. I mean, he even tried to fill me up. You dodged a bullet, though.
00:09:06Wait, Lily. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
00:09:10Well, no problem because I just keep him right in the family's nose.
00:09:15So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:09:18Okay. Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:09:23Please, it's the least I can do.
00:09:25Rejected.
00:09:29The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:09:35Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:37Find the perfect man.
00:09:39Bag the perfect man.
00:09:40And then get back to me.
00:09:41Good luck with that one.
00:09:42Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:57What are you going to do?
00:09:58Graduation's in three months.
00:10:00Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:10:02I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:10:04Leo Bryan.
00:10:12He's a visiting professor here.
00:10:14Wow.
00:10:16Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:10:26Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:10:30Back to Arrhythmia.
00:10:40It'll be a piece of cake.
00:10:42I'll just implement step two of Mia's.
00:10:45Wrong.
00:10:46Men are visual creatures.
00:10:48You need to catch his eye first.
00:10:50Brian Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:11:01This is mortifying.
00:11:03I thought he was the only one here.
00:11:05And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:11:07We are the obvious choice.
00:11:24Emy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:11:28As you may know, Emy's dad is the CEO...
00:11:31Stop.
00:11:31Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:11:33Go.
00:11:35I'm not repeating myself.
00:11:37He really is the perfect guy.
00:11:43You.
00:11:45Go.
00:11:46Me?
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:12:00Who wrote this?
00:12:02Psychology of Love.
00:12:04You're right.
00:12:07That's one of the best records I've ever read.
00:12:12Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:12:17The one and only.
00:12:19Says here you were born in Oregon.
00:12:21Sister city.
00:12:22To be exact.
00:12:23Do you have a boyfriend?
00:12:26Absolutely.
00:12:28Positively.
00:12:29A hundred percent no.
00:12:31Holy shit.
00:12:33He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:12:36Oh, oh, he is so in love with me.
00:12:41Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:12:44And she's from the same city.
00:12:45You got the job.
00:12:53Everyone else can go.
00:12:55Sorry.
00:12:56Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:13:00Just keep things professional.
00:13:03Or your job.
00:13:05Just do your job.
00:13:06Step number three and Mia's guide to romance.
00:13:13Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:13:21Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:13:23I want to hold you under the red moon.
00:13:33Me?
00:13:34I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:13:37My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:13:39Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:13:44Anson.
00:13:46Familiarize her with the project over the next few days.
00:13:49Understood.
00:13:50Listen up, Lily.
00:13:56Rent's on me this month.
00:13:58What?
00:13:59You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:14:03This is Leo Brian.
00:14:05And I'm going to be his research assistant.
00:14:09Um, Leo Brian?
00:14:11Do you know he's your husband?
00:14:12Guinea pig?
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:14I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm going to pass this semester.
00:14:18Girl, listen to me.
00:14:20I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:14:25Please, stay away from him.
00:14:28Baby, I have nowhere to go.
00:14:49Girl, you said he would take care of me.
00:14:57Because we're married, right?
00:15:07Because we're married, right?
00:15:11So, where are we sleeping to?
00:15:17Just stay in your own lane.
00:15:19You can have the upstairs.
00:15:20This is all going to be mine one day.
00:15:31Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:15:36Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:15:41No?
00:15:43You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:15:48You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:15:49Guy's over.
00:15:51Not my roommate anymore.
00:15:52She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:15:55They're so jealous that you're like this.
00:15:58Like Professor Brian.
00:16:00Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:16:05Bullshit.
00:16:08I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:16:12What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:16:15I know.
00:16:16I am Professor Jackoff, and I am a total asshole.
00:16:20You're right.
00:16:21I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:16:25He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:16:35Well, what a coincidence.
00:16:45If it isn't my favorite professor.
00:16:48I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:16:51I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow.
00:16:54A fancy date.
00:17:06It's happening.
00:17:06I mean, I can't believe it.
00:17:08Leo really asked you out.
00:17:10Finally.
00:17:11It's my turn.
00:17:16Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow.
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:24You don't have to worry about me.
00:17:27You're such a good friend.
00:17:29But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:17:34Go, girl.
00:17:41Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:17:43Leo is mine.
00:17:44Step four, and Mia's guide to romance, A, B, S. Always be smiling.
00:17:54Hi.
00:18:06Hi.
00:18:06This is a very important meeting.
00:18:09I'll give up the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:18:12Peter?
00:18:13Leo!
00:18:13What the fuck?
00:18:22Come on, hurry up.
00:18:24This note must have been in the invite.
00:18:26Where did it go?
00:18:27Mia, come on.
00:18:29Get your head in the gate.
00:18:30Good to see you.
00:18:43Long time no see.
00:18:44How have you been?
00:18:45Good.
00:18:46Should we have a toast?
00:18:47We could.
00:18:48Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:52Mia, you want to show them?
00:18:54Mia, samples.
00:18:55Sample?
00:19:06You must be starving.
00:19:13Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:19:15I shouldn't have drunk on an empty store.
00:19:20Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no,
00:19:24so why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:19:28Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:19:31Everyone needs a lot of a business.
00:19:33It's just a nice change of pace.
00:19:35Ah, yeah, she's a great girl.
00:19:38One second.
00:19:40Oh, I should eat.
00:19:41Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:19:46Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:19:49I thought this was a date.
00:19:51A date?
00:19:53Really?
00:19:54You're into your presser?
00:19:56Ah, ha.
00:19:58I...
00:19:59I...
00:19:59Don't misunderstand this.
00:20:05You're only here because Anne's busy.
00:20:09Of course.
00:20:11It's professional.
00:20:15The jetty's ready!
00:20:17Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:20:20Great.
00:20:21Lead the way.
00:20:22I just can't get to break, can I?
00:20:31Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:20:34Not good.
00:20:34I'm an idiot.
00:20:35I thought it was a date, and it's not, and I'm out on my ass.
00:20:39Fuck this!
00:20:39This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:20:53I don't even want to play this game.
00:21:01I couldn't leave you alone.
00:21:22I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:21:30You are my assistant, after all.
00:21:33That is very nice of you.
00:21:37I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:21:39I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:21:41But you did well.
00:21:44You shouldn't push yourself.
00:21:45Here, take this.
00:21:52I'm going to get you all wet.
00:22:04Don't worry about me.
00:22:05I got this.
00:22:13I need to trip you forever.
00:22:17Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:22:19Once I was a lover
00:22:23It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:22:27You want something to drink?
00:22:29I'm good.
00:22:32What's wrong?
00:22:33I got it.
00:22:38That's how I let go of you.
00:22:43Damn it.
00:22:43Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:53There is a lesson from your professor.
00:22:56Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:23:07Would you like to find out?
00:23:09He is so sexy.
00:23:26I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:23:28How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:23:38But I'm your professor.
00:23:41I won't take advantage of you.
00:23:44Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:23:47I've heard he's a total fuckboy,
00:23:49and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:23:52So, why did Lily say that?
00:23:59Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:24:05Thank you, Harvey.
00:24:07Mia is married?
00:24:09Thank you, Harvey.
00:24:20Was that your parents?
00:24:23No, actually my parents are dead.
00:24:28I'm sorry.
00:24:30I'll take you home.
00:24:32You really don't have to do that.
00:24:34Thanks for the ride.
00:24:42Where were you?
00:24:43We were waiting for you.
00:24:45It's kind of a thing.
00:24:46Sorry.
00:24:47It's okay.
00:24:48We were just...
00:24:49I'm scared shitless.
00:24:51Okay?
00:24:52I'm glad you're all right.
00:24:55Hey.
00:24:56Miss Rose got home safe.
00:24:59So, I'm off to the bar.
00:25:01Oh, there was some guy there, though.
00:25:03He was, like, pushing her around.
00:25:05What?
00:25:06Who?
00:25:08I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:25:10But, they went inside together.
00:25:13Now, she is obviously after you,
00:25:16so, why don't you just fire her?
00:25:19We need her expertise.
00:25:21And, as a professor,
00:25:22I should keep an eye on her.
00:25:24Mm.
00:25:25Yeah, good excuse.
00:25:27Look into her supposed husband.
00:25:33We haven't spent any time together.
00:25:49Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:54We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:25:56So, don't get any ideas.
00:26:01I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:26:09Once let real near,
00:26:11take you away from me.
00:26:12Wait, so he carried you home.
00:26:24He's totally in love with you.
00:26:26Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:26:30It's...
00:26:31Stay the fuck away from me.
00:26:38We are never going to happen?
00:26:43He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:26:46You know how men are.
00:26:48They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:26:51It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:26:53I shook my hand too soon.
00:26:55Don't give up that easy.
00:26:57We still have plan B.
00:26:59The cold shoulder.
00:27:00Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:27:03Take this.
00:27:09It was developed by my department.
00:27:11It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:27:15Emma, you are a genius.
00:27:19Lee O'Brien, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:27:22mình in love.
00:27:34demands latch.
00:27:41Breathe.
00:27:44Breathe.
00:27:45Eating alone?
00:27:46Professor Bryan?
00:27:48I usually launch on my own,
00:27:49but you're welcome to join me sorry for the misunderstanding i just wanted to borrow this
00:27:56you're not really my type
00:27:58oh yeah nice work he's definitely jealous
00:28:19how can feelings just disappear like that
00:28:35enough
00:28:36how can you say i'm not her type
00:28:42it seems like you care about her more than you should professor
00:28:46i found something on purpose
00:28:49seems like she's secretly married
00:28:58none of her classmates know
00:29:00we need a pi
00:29:02she's too innocent i'm afraid that someone's going to take advantage of her
00:29:09i've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:29:12she lives in a shady part of town
00:29:15girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:29:19professor bryant i need the afternoon off
00:29:27why
00:29:29well if you must know i have a date
00:29:32with who
00:29:34now that is really none of your business
00:29:38you can't
00:29:39i need you this afternoon
00:29:41miss assistant
00:29:43and it's totally working
00:29:53he's taking me over shopping
00:29:55careful
00:29:57what are you talking to
00:30:00it's private
00:30:01and what are you trying to spy on your assistant
00:30:04why don't you help me pick something up
00:30:06which one do you like
00:30:09try it on
00:30:17it's for a birthday present
00:30:20how did you know that tomorrow's my birthday
00:30:23tomorrow's your birthday
00:30:25same name
00:30:39hometown and birthday
00:30:41way too many coincidences
00:30:44and i'm starting to think
00:30:47that we have never
00:30:49these are gorgeous
00:30:52are they really for me
00:30:56i
00:30:57actually they're
00:30:59a gift for someone else
00:31:02if i didn't know better
00:31:05i think this mia was my wife
00:31:08sorry
00:31:09my mistake
00:31:12shit
00:31:14is he interested in someone else
00:31:16pick up the pace mia
00:31:18yeah
00:31:33hold on
00:31:34you look beautiful on them
00:31:41now why would you give me something so nice
00:31:44if you don't look good
00:31:46it makes me look like a bad boss
00:31:47here
00:31:49have this fitness bracelet
00:31:53as a gift
00:31:54hey what's up
00:32:02yes i will see you at the bar later tonight
00:32:06who are you going out of the clock
00:32:13who are you going out with
00:32:15i'm off the clock
00:32:16boss
00:32:17don't worry about me
00:32:19and she lives in a shady part of town
00:32:23girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:32:26you can't go out to a bar at night
00:32:29it's dangerous
00:32:31what do you like me or something
00:32:34just admit you're jealous
00:32:38you're not going out tonight
00:32:39you're going back
00:32:42to the lab
00:32:43to run some tests
00:32:45that i need to be a safety
00:32:47what is this
00:33:07that is a luminol test
00:33:16the hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:33:20it makes this oxidization with the iron
00:33:24which
00:33:25explain it like i'm five
00:33:27take us for example
00:33:30we reacted before we even knew it
00:33:33kind of looks like a galaxy don't you think
00:33:35it does
00:33:38your heart is racing
00:33:47it must be broken
00:33:48midnight
00:33:52happy birthday
00:33:55we've worked hard today
00:33:59make a wish
00:34:00i haven't begun to think about that
00:34:03i have an idea
00:34:06with just one kiss
00:34:09we're alive
00:34:10you know it's a shame
00:34:27but the stars aren't out tonight
00:34:29i love it
00:34:32mia
00:34:35oh my god it's beautiful
00:34:40i love the stars
00:34:42you know i haven't really gotten a chance to
00:35:00you know i haven't really gotten a chance to look at the stars since my parents passed
00:35:14so thank you
00:35:17professor gregor
00:35:19it's my pleasure
00:35:20it's my pleasure
00:35:20it's my pleasure
00:35:24you're listening
00:35:29i know you're not
00:35:32you're drunk
00:35:33step number five
00:35:37step number five
00:35:37and mia's going to go to romance
00:35:40take risks
00:35:42mia's going to romance
00:35:44what are you talking about
00:35:46why are you naked
00:36:06what happened last night
00:36:09are you afraid we forgot to cuddle
00:36:11come on dumbass
00:36:14remember
00:36:14i know you're not
00:36:44oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:36:59remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:37:08let me go shower
00:37:12data is all over the place
00:37:28maybe he does like me
00:37:38holy shit this is the vibe together
00:37:43that bitch after her professor just graduated
00:37:51i need another favor can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:38:02oh sure bessie let's meet at the bar
00:38:06utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:38:13edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:38:20no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:38:26careful me
00:38:28oh it's blinding
00:38:32um i have to go write some essays
00:38:40my whole thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:38:48you got me there
00:38:52apparently no scientific explanation for that
00:38:56hello
00:39:02lily oh my gosh how are you
00:39:06i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with me he's showing me with cash
00:39:12you're so lucky
00:39:14you must have really good taste
00:39:16see that
00:39:18wow
00:39:20that's beautiful
00:39:22he must love spending money on you
00:39:24yes he does
00:39:26oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:39:31would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:39:35please
00:39:38please don't rush me
00:39:40actually is that it i have to go
00:39:42lily what's gotten into you you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:39:48can i at least meet him or it's
00:39:51it's okay he's a very busy man i i have to go
00:39:55bye
00:39:57you sure have some generous friends mia
00:40:01what's that supposed to mean
00:40:03she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep it
00:40:06and for free too
00:40:10i should give this back
00:40:14hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:40:17i was on the way
00:40:23uh i feel sick
00:40:25what's wrong
00:40:29uh can we go
00:40:38mia professor brian
00:40:40what are you doing here
00:40:42my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to her
00:40:47she had the necklace i gave you
00:41:10how do you know her
00:41:11i know her from high school
00:41:13we were both named mia so
00:41:15we were obviously friends
00:41:17why are you hiding from her
00:41:20she wants me to lend her some cash not interested
00:41:24yep she's the worst
00:41:27should stay away from her
00:41:30i know her
00:41:32what you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:41:37i guess i'll give it to her later
00:41:45my rose
00:41:47i'm grace your mother-in-law
00:41:58sweetheart
00:41:58i heard you want a divorce
00:42:01that's true but you don't have to worry about me
00:42:04my son gave this to you right
00:42:11no actually that's my friend lily's
00:42:14impossible i helped them pick it out
00:42:17i'm positive
00:42:18lily accepted a gift from him
00:42:21mia
00:42:22i promised your mom i'd look after you
00:42:25please talk to my son
00:42:36clock sticking how's your experiment coming along
00:42:39um well if you look at the graph here you can see the time and location
00:42:42cut to the point okay
00:42:44he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:42:46130. mine would reach 132 if i got one million in grunts
00:42:50what more do you want from me how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:42:55what who's in love with me huh
00:43:02she has a secret admirer i think we need to congratulate her
00:43:07really who i have no idea my office now
00:43:20am i here just so you can watch me work
00:43:26running a launch for the new ai next week
00:43:29after that i'm leaving
00:43:32what
00:43:33worry about your credits mia
00:43:35you've been a great assistant
00:43:37is he really leaving
00:43:41so he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:43:44the old farts playing matchmaker
00:43:47but he's leaving so soon
00:43:48do you have enough time never fear
00:43:52david is here
00:43:55quick what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:43:58make your target jealous exactly we need the perfect rival
00:44:12you need the perfect rival for leo
00:44:18we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:44:28what are you doing you have got to be kidding me
00:44:32us influential offers in the center
00:44:35that's making me think like hey babe
00:44:41you up for lunch
00:44:45cat he's coming to the cafe with me
00:44:46i'm actually a little busy
00:44:51sounds fun
00:44:51what are you doing
00:45:02what are you doing
00:45:03what are you doing
00:45:04what are you doing
00:45:07dang mia i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:45:11i feel the same way
00:45:15i just love how open and honest you are
00:45:20too slow time for the final blow
00:45:22what are you doing
00:45:22you dare
00:45:30can't you see she's not into you
00:45:33you wish dude i know the code to her apartment
00:45:35we're like close close
00:45:38is that so
00:45:40yeah of course
00:45:46fine enjoy your dessert
00:45:50what just happened did we screw up
00:45:52don't worry about it we still have plan b
00:45:56david was telling the truth but he was spotted at her house
00:45:59so is he your husband
00:46:01uh no but the bi is still investigating
00:46:04go back to the office
00:46:09professor leo what a coincidence
00:46:12up for a match
00:46:15david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:46:18you're on
00:46:26oh
00:46:43hey
00:46:47so nobody cares about you
00:46:50at all
00:46:50Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:46:56Just rest it on here.
00:47:09He seems to have you all riled up.
00:47:13Well, you're my assistant.
00:47:16Why can't you just be honest?
00:47:20Oh, I'll get that.
00:47:28I finally took the leap, but...
00:47:32Could you get that? It might be important.
00:47:38Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:44Mom.
00:47:45Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:49I want you to come.
00:47:50You and Mia?
00:47:54You and Mia?
00:47:57I can't. I'm busy.
00:47:59All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:48:01Um, professor, I need the night off.
00:48:16Fine. I'll take you home.
00:48:20You live here, too?
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:23This is the place.
00:48:24Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:48:28What?
00:48:31I've got the research results on David.
00:48:34He's actually...
00:48:35Who's David to?
00:48:40I've known him forever.
00:48:42He's always been really good to me.
00:48:44I've got somewhere to be.
00:48:50He seems upset.
00:48:53I know it seems like it's working.
00:49:00Mia.
00:49:02Hello, sweetheart.
00:49:03I'm great.
00:49:04I'm great.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:06Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:49:07It's okay.
00:49:08No worries.
00:49:09Good.
00:49:10Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:49:14You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:49:17I do.
00:49:30My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:49:35I understand.
00:49:37Give him another chance.
00:49:39He's working at your school now.
00:49:42Maybe it's fate.
00:49:44Really?
00:49:47Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:53Stay away from David.
00:49:55He's...
00:49:55Oh, my God.
00:49:59Oh, you are wasted.
00:50:01He's playing you.
00:50:02Yeah, I know.
00:50:04What?
00:50:04They're my friends.
00:50:05They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:50:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:10You're a waste of a hand.
00:50:12Really, no big deal.
00:50:15No, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:50:17Drinks.
00:50:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:50:24Leo.
00:50:25What the hell is wrong with you?
00:50:27He is drunk.
00:50:28Why would you do that?
00:50:30Oh.
00:50:35I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:50:38Oh.
00:50:38I don't like when he takes advantage.
00:50:39I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:50:45Do you like me?
00:50:49Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:53I'm sorry.
00:50:58Why am I disappointed?
00:51:00I don't have feelings for him.
00:51:02Right?
00:51:06I've been waiting for you forever.
00:51:08Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:51:12I met your mom today.
00:51:15Um, sure.
00:51:17It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:51:19We had a great conversation.
00:51:21She always wanted that ring.
00:51:24Um, what ring?
00:51:26The one she traded with your mom.
00:51:29Oh.
00:51:33Lily, what's wrong?
00:51:35Can I ask you something?
00:51:39You know, the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:45Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:51Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:54Oh, Lily.
00:51:55You know I would do anything for you, but...
00:51:58That's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:52:03It's fine, but...
00:52:04At least can you drink with me?
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:09Cheers to me, single-eyed guy.
00:52:11Cheers.
00:52:11Cheers.
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00:55:12Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:55:22No!
00:55:23Professor Brian.
00:55:36Professor Brian.
00:55:42Call me Leo.
00:55:44Leo?
00:55:45Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:47I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:55:51What do you mean by that?
00:55:53I can't take my eyes off you.
00:55:56I'm always worried about you.
00:55:59Why?
00:56:01I don't need your sympathy.
00:56:04Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:56:08Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:56:14A paradise and fear.
00:56:22What more do you want from me?
00:56:24How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:56:27Do you love me?
00:56:34I need some time.
00:56:38Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:41That's oddly specific.
00:56:44I just can't wait.
00:56:47I need to take care of something first.
00:56:49What is it?
00:56:51Actually, I'm married.
00:57:01Actually, I'm married.
00:57:05It was something my parents arranged.
00:57:07I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:57:11I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:57:13It's too late for that.
00:57:17Get out.
00:57:28If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:57:34Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:57:36This is my son.
00:57:38Let's go diving sometime.
00:57:40He looks familiar.
00:57:46I am on the wilderness safari.
00:57:48Leave a message if you need any.
00:57:50Do you want a divorce?
00:58:02I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:58:05Take this as an apology.
00:58:07Let's talk about this later.
00:58:09I don't feel very good.
00:58:13Can we stay like this?
00:58:15It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:58:31I've already made up my mind.
00:58:33I'm not moving out.
00:58:35That I'm leaving.
00:58:37I know...
00:58:48Come the vlog.
00:58:49It's her.
00:58:50Again.
00:58:56What do you want from me?
00:58:58We both hate Mia, right?
00:59:00Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Pryans Project Team.
00:59:05More to mention she's a whomeper.
00:59:07Don't wreck her. Such a bitch.
00:59:10What do you think about revenge?
00:59:12Let's take her down.
00:59:14What's the plan?
00:59:31Here are the plans for the press conference.
00:59:37Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:44She means nothing to me.
00:59:46Then why did you marry her?
00:59:49Mia.
00:59:51I'm sorry, I...
00:59:52If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
00:59:59What?
01:00:00Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:00:07You really want to meet her?
01:00:13This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:00:22Alright.
01:00:23Ross.
01:00:27Whoa, he really does look like Leo.
01:00:29What, are they twins or something?
01:00:32Did Lily give your husband both divorce papers?
01:00:35Nope.
01:00:37She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:00:40Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:45I wouldn't put it past him.
01:00:46There's no way. We've been best friends for forever.
01:00:50Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:54I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:00:57Oh my God.
01:01:00What's wrong?
01:01:02Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:01:06Shit.
01:01:07No one's going to believe her.
01:01:08What are we going to do?
01:01:09What are we going to do?
01:01:16Those people are so crazy.
01:01:18Talking about you are disgusting.
01:01:21You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:01:24Thanks.
01:01:25It's like, every time I open my phone...
01:01:28Oh, wait.
01:01:30Take this.
01:01:32This guy helps me a lot.
01:01:36He helped me to delay the application once.
01:01:39He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:01:44Are you sure?
01:01:46Absolutely.
01:01:47Just tell him Wilson to you.
01:01:49And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:56Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:02:02Deal.
01:02:19Victor?
01:02:21Me.
01:02:25I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:02:28Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:02:30Um...
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32Sure.
01:02:36It's amazing.
01:02:37You're amazing.
01:02:39People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:02:42You know?
01:02:44I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:02:48I can't believe you never did.
01:02:50No.
01:02:55No.
01:02:57Wait.
01:02:59Fix everyone, bro.
01:03:00Ransom, come with me now.
01:03:15What are you doing?
01:03:17What are you doing?
01:03:18Somebody help me!
01:03:20Stop it!
01:03:22Somebody help me!
01:03:30I'll take care of you, alright?
01:03:39And we draw the weight.
01:03:43Come on, get the hell out of here.
01:03:45It's okay.
01:03:47We're safe now.
01:03:50We're safe now.
01:03:53I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:58Thank you for saving me.
01:03:59I'm still so scared even now.
01:04:03I was afraid I might lose you.
01:04:08You should get some rest.
01:04:09Follow you right, wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:04:38No kissing.
01:04:40Follow you right, anytime you want, anytime you want, anytime you want.
01:04:47In the middle of the night, no matter what dream I was.
01:05:01See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:05:05In the middle of the night, follow you right.
01:05:14Humans crave intimacy.
01:05:17Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:05:21The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual beginnation.
01:05:26And I can't believe I did it.
01:05:35You did a great job.
01:05:37I'll keep my promise.
01:05:38Please welcome Mr. Lee O'Brien, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:05:47And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:51I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:54The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:59And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:06:04Lee O'Brien and Mia Rose.
01:06:10He's my...
01:06:12He's my husband.
01:06:23Hello, everyone.
01:06:25Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:06:35What are you doing?
01:06:37How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:06:40Hey, let's go this way.
01:06:41Let me go.
01:06:43Leo, I love you.
01:06:46Let me go.
01:06:48Leo, baby, I love you.
01:06:49Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:55I mean, what happened?
01:07:04We just saw Mia running out.
01:07:06Where'd she go?
01:07:07You're useless as actor.
01:07:26Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:07:29Really?
01:07:29Actually, I should thank you because Mia and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:07:40What?
01:07:42Well, you know him.
01:07:45He's icy.
01:07:47But not with me, of course.
01:07:48You are ruining everything.
01:07:55Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:57He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:07:59But he said he would get rid of you.
01:08:03I know, Leon.
01:08:04He would never do that to me.
01:08:06Oh, yeah?
01:08:08Well, let's wait and see who he will choose.
01:08:12Mia!
01:08:27Mia!
01:08:31Where the hell is Mia?
01:08:34I know where she is.
01:08:39Where?
01:08:39Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:51She's there.
01:09:00You did that on purpose.
01:09:02Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:09:08Mia!
01:09:09The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:09:19An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:09:25Mia, I'm sorry.
01:09:27I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:09:31Nothing happened.
01:09:32Please, believe me.
01:09:34Leo, it's all my fault.
01:09:36I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:09:41I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:09:44I'm sorry.
01:09:45I started all of this.
01:09:48You don't have to forgive me.
01:09:50Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:09:54Mia?
01:09:54Guess what?
01:10:02I have a bunny in the oven.
01:10:04I have a bunny in the oven.
01:10:04I have a bunny in the oven.
01:10:06I have a bunny in the oven.
01:10:16I have a bunny in the oven.
01:10:17This is a friend.
01:10:18It's a Elena.
01:10:18May I...
01:10:19Professor Bryan?
01:10:21I need to come clean.
01:10:23This has been an experiment all along.
01:10:25Experiments?
01:10:27I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:10:31Yeah, what are you talking about?
01:10:33I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:10:36This fitness tracker?
01:10:38I've been using it to collect data.
01:10:41I never really loved you.
01:10:44So now we're Ethan.
01:10:46I don't believe you.
01:10:48The experiment is over.
01:10:51We're over.
01:10:54You're quitting your experiment?
01:11:00Why?
01:11:02I just can't do it.
01:11:04Worst case scenario, I'll just graduate late, okay?
01:11:07Graduate late?
01:11:08That's not like you.
01:11:10Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:11:24Wait.
01:11:26Are you crying?
01:11:30What's wrong?
01:11:32Mia, I don't have much time. I'm going away on a business trip.
01:11:37Safe travels.
01:11:38Please. I want to tell you something. Just listen to me.
01:11:42What's that?
01:11:44I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant. Take care.
01:11:52I've got a dark side. They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:12:02I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's a mess.
01:12:07You look like a mess, man.
01:12:10Thanks.
01:12:11Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:12:14Because she used to be my friend.
01:12:18And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:12:21How do you know it's Leo's?
01:12:25It doesn't matter, okay? Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:12:32Stop moping around.
01:12:34Yeah. You know what? Get your ass up.
01:12:38We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:12:40All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:12:46Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:12:50Now it's mine.
01:12:51Hey, get your breath.
01:12:53Hold your breath.
01:12:55ELVAL MUSIC
01:13:09Not the halo effect again?
01:13:15Split the wishbone to St enjoys...
01:13:20I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:13:24I heard he's a starry knight.
01:13:26That's a stupid name.
01:13:28Come on.
01:13:30The starry knight follows a school tradition.
01:13:32Every year, the student council picks three knights,
01:13:35and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:13:39It's fun, isn't it?
01:13:41It's today.
01:13:42You should place a bid.
01:13:43Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:13:45Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:13:47I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:13:50I came here for the student line-up photos so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:13:56Come on, Mia.
01:13:56It's been a whole week.
01:13:58Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some painting on the wall?
01:14:02Are you really okay with this?
01:14:06Look at him, standing there like nothing ever happens.
01:14:09I'm taking up all that attention from those love-starved girls.
01:14:13Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:14:17Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:14:19Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:14:21Don't you have to...
01:14:22Let's do a place, babe.
01:14:27Hey, everybody.
01:14:29Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:14:31First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:14:36First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:14:40Wow!
01:14:43Wow!
01:14:43Wow!
01:14:44Wow!
01:14:44Wow!
01:14:44Wow!
01:14:45Wow!
01:14:45Wow!
01:14:45Wow!
01:14:45Wow!
01:14:45Wow!
01:14:45Wow!
01:14:46Wow!
01:14:46Wow!
01:14:46Wow!
01:14:47Wow!
01:14:47Wow!
01:14:48Wow!
01:14:48Wow!
01:14:49Six hundred.
01:14:51What are you doing?
01:14:52How are you doing?
01:14:54Eight hundred.
01:14:57One thousand.
01:14:59One thousand five hundred.
01:15:01One thousand five hundred.
01:15:03Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:15:05Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:15:06Do you want to know what he has to say?
01:15:09Two thousand.
01:15:10Two thousand here!
01:15:11Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:15:23$3,000!
01:15:27$3,000 coin once.
01:15:30$3,000 coin twice.
01:15:33And sold!
01:15:41$3,000 coin once.
01:16:01Sorry.
01:16:02That's right.
01:16:03You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:16:06You paid for me.
01:16:07Should we end this now?
01:16:12Don't be so hasty, Doctor.
01:16:14That's not supposed to work.
01:16:21You're the real Mia.
01:16:25My Mia.
01:16:28Although I have to admit,
01:16:29getting someone to pretend to be you
01:16:32is creative.
01:16:34Lily isn't pregnant.
01:16:37Anson checked.
01:16:40The tests were fake.
01:16:43What?
01:16:46Should we get out of here?
01:16:49Mrs. Bryant.
01:16:50Are you in a rush or something?
01:17:02I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:17:04And we can't turn back the clock.
01:17:07So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:17:09To face this wild world.
01:17:10To face this wild world.
01:17:12So...
01:17:13What's your theory behind our love?
01:17:14So shine bright.
01:17:15Let me run some calculations.
01:17:16So shine bright.
01:17:17So shine bright.
01:17:18So shine bright.
01:17:19Let me run some calculations.
01:17:20And then?
01:17:21You have to say the magic words.
01:17:22I.
01:17:23Love.
01:17:24You.
01:17:25Nothing can stop you.
01:17:26No nothing can stop you.
01:17:27No nothing can stop you.
01:17:28Follow your heart and we'll stay warm.
01:17:32Go.
01:17:33Get out.
01:17:34You can't do this to me.
01:17:35You're just a maid.
01:17:36I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:17:42I'm not a maid.
01:17:43I'm his mother.
01:17:45Hm?
01:17:46Great.
01:17:47You're just a maid.
01:17:50Please do this to you.
01:17:51Come back to your family.
01:17:52Your wife.
01:17:54Luv.
01:17:55Liv.
01:17:56That's not good.
01:17:57That's not good.
01:17:58Be right.
01:17:59You have to say—
01:18:00I want to say—
01:18:02I want to tell you.
01:18:03I'm not a maid. I am his mother. There he is. Go ahead. Tell him.
01:18:10Leo!
01:18:13Mia, you tricked me to.
01:18:20Mia, you tricked me to.
01:18:22Then why did you steal her ring?
01:18:25Mia, I'm so sorry. I missed you.
01:18:28Don't ever speak to me again.
01:18:30Don't touch me.
01:18:33Mia!
01:18:39If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:18:44Thank you so much, Professor.
01:18:47What was that?
01:18:52So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:55Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:19:01Congratulations, baby.
01:19:03Looks like my experiment is over.
01:19:06I am not done researching.
01:19:09How much I love you.
01:19:15Hey!
01:19:17You stole something.
01:19:18What?
01:19:19Come closer.
01:19:20Closer.
01:19:26There.
01:19:27Now we're even.
01:19:30Emma!
01:19:31Wait!
01:19:32Leo?
01:19:33Are you here?
01:19:42Leo?
01:19:43Are you here?
01:19:44Are you here?
01:20:03You're just in time.
01:20:05Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:20:07I'll never be alone again.
01:20:08I'll never be alone again.
01:20:20Miros.
01:20:22Will he be my wife?
01:20:25Again.
01:20:31Miros.
01:20:32Of course.
01:20:33Oh boy.
01:20:34Can you hear me?
01:20:35I know you're somewhere out there.
01:20:36And I looked everywhere.
01:20:37Let your hide.
01:20:38And just like...
01:20:39By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:20:47What?
01:20:48I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:20:49Looks like you've been studying up on Mia's Guide to Romance.
01:20:51I've done some research on my own.
01:20:52Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:53No.
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01:21:46All that I'm asking
01:21:48Here
01:21:53Love, love, love me
01:21:55Right, Professor Bryant
01:21:57I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere
01:22:01Love, love, love me
01:22:05As I am
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