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00:02:00Oh, no!
00:02:30Oh, no!
00:03:00What?
00:03:01I'm a glowing boy.
00:03:02Yeah, the boys got the back.
00:03:03Babe, do you guys need any help?
00:03:04Oh, fuck!
00:03:05Oh, I'm so excited!
00:03:06It's really cute.
00:03:07Oh, my God, this is gonna be so fun.
00:03:09We haven't been on a trip together.
00:03:10Come on, let's go.
00:03:11All right.
00:03:12Thanks, boys.
00:03:13You don't need help, right?
00:03:14No, we're good.
00:03:15Let's go.
00:03:16Wow, it's so quiet here.
00:03:18And...
00:03:19Oh, my God.
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:24Oh, my God.
00:03:25Oh, my God.
00:03:26Oh, my God.
00:03:27Oh, my God.
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:30Romantic.
00:03:31Babe, this is so cute for jobs.
00:03:33Look at the room.
00:03:48All right.
00:03:49Let the vacation begin.
00:03:50Movie night.
00:03:51Ooh, yeah, let's watch something work.
00:03:53Yeah.
00:03:54This edible's about kicking.
00:03:55Can we watch a comedy?
00:03:56Pussy.
00:03:57Oh, my.
00:03:59Back me up on this.
00:04:00Huh?
00:04:01Mike.
00:04:02There's no Wi-Fi.
00:04:04Where's the TV?
00:04:05Who's got a radio?
00:04:06Babe.
00:04:07You booked us a house with no TV or Wi-Fi?
00:04:08First of all, I didn't know there wasn't any Wi-Fi.
00:04:09And secondly, there's definitely a TV here.
00:04:10It must be in a guest house.
00:04:11Well, can you get off the toilet and show it to us?
00:04:12Every time I try to go take a shit.
00:04:13I mean, can I take a shit in peace?
00:04:14Damn.
00:04:15Babe.
00:04:16there wasn't any Wi-Fi, and secondly,
00:04:18there's definitely a TV here.
00:04:21It must be in a guest house.
00:04:22Well, can you get off the toilet and show it to us?
00:04:27Every time I try to go take a shit,
00:04:30I mean, can I take a shit in peace?
00:04:33Damn.
00:04:40Whoa!
00:04:42Babe, look at those stars.
00:04:44There's so many of them.
00:04:45There's 200 billion trillion, dude.
00:04:48Billion trillion.
00:04:49Whoa.
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:53Wait, watch out, babe.
00:04:54But they're better than you.
00:04:56You are very high, huh?
00:04:58Oh.
00:05:06Whoa.
00:05:08That's cute!
00:05:09Okay, Mike.
00:05:10Ta-da!
00:05:12Really? That's it?
00:05:14That's not the size that matters.
00:05:15Says the guy with a small TV.
00:05:17Nice.
00:05:18Thanks, dude.
00:05:23Fuck.
00:05:25Dude.
00:05:27I tried.
00:05:28What's that?
00:05:29Welcome to the Stone Age.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:36What is that, then?
00:05:38It's a VCR, man.
00:05:40No, it's a VHS that you put in the VCR.
00:05:44Same thing.
00:05:46Not like a homemade TV.
00:05:48I have no idea, but it says plainly, so...
00:05:53It's not working.
00:05:55Maybe it's backwards.
00:06:01You're lucky.
00:06:02Something feels weird about this.
00:06:17Yeah, I'm rolling.
00:06:18All right, guys.
00:06:19I just want to get a quick intro for a bit,
00:06:20and then we can all go back to doing whatever.
00:06:23Hey, guys.
00:06:23So a few of us are heading out to the desert world.
00:06:25J-Tree, baby!
00:06:26We have my girl Chloe at CFitBabe, who you already know,
00:06:31and my homegirl from way back, ukulele means.
00:06:34It's just Mina, but that is her YouTube channel name,
00:06:36and she's really good, so go subscribe if you're not.
00:06:41Mina, say hi.
00:06:43Aaron, swing the camera.
00:06:44I can swing.
00:06:44Okay, we also have some fellas here with us.
00:06:46What up?
00:06:48Oh, hey.
00:06:49Didn't see you there.
00:06:50I'd like you to meet Dwayne the Broadcast.
00:06:53Okay, anyway, anyways,
00:06:56we are heading out to the desert for a few days
00:06:58because the world has gone crazy,
00:06:59and it feels like it's just getting crazier, right?
00:07:01Not to mention all the online hate.
00:07:04You guys know I love you, but seriously,
00:07:06some people are just so mad at us.
00:07:08And polluters.
00:07:10What?
00:07:12The corporations, man.
00:07:13They're fucking up the planet.
00:07:15Right, like I was saying,
00:07:16we had no choice but to escape.
00:07:19And also, let's not forget
00:07:22the true gentleman behind the camera,
00:07:24my videographer,
00:07:25and one of my favorite people in the world,
00:07:26Aaron, show them that face.
00:07:30He's pretty cute from behind the scenes guy, huh?
00:07:32Ooh.
00:07:33So, we're heading off to the grid,
00:07:34and we're gonna chill,
00:07:35and find some people in peace and inspiration,
00:07:37chase on a rental.
00:07:38Oh, I got a sweet deal online, bro.
00:07:40And Aaron's gonna-
00:07:41Ah!
00:07:43Oh, my God!
00:07:44Holy fucking shit, Noah!
00:07:45Sorry, that fucking guy was in the middle of our lane.
00:07:47Fuck.
00:07:48Fucking fuck.
00:07:49Dude, you were definitely dripping, bro.
00:07:50I was-
00:07:51That guy was in the middle of our lane.
00:07:52Crash his cargo now.
00:07:53Crash his cargo.
00:07:54Hey, you okay?
00:07:55Ah, yeah.
00:07:56I'm like, shh.
00:07:57Playin' good is over, enjoyin' the crowd.
00:08:04Uh, why are we stopping here?
00:08:06Because I really love this place.
00:08:08I have to fucking piss.
00:08:09Relax.
00:08:10Uh, yeah, this is the only place for, like, 50 miles.
00:08:12So, yes.
00:08:13Okay.
00:08:14Oh, yes.
00:08:15Liquor.
00:08:16Um, Chase?
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18You can fill it up, right?
00:08:19Yeah, I got you.
00:08:20Thanks, baby.
00:08:21Uh, what is this?
00:08:22Uh, excuse me, sir.
00:08:23Do you have a bathroom I can use?
00:08:24Broken.
00:08:25Uh, okay.
00:08:26Then, uh, what do you do when someone has to use the bathroom?
00:08:29Well, we don't get a lot of water out here, so...
00:08:30Okay.
00:08:31Fuck.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:33Fuck.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35What do you think?
00:08:36You want to do wine, beer, vodka?
00:08:38Um, I don't know.
00:08:39I don't know.
00:08:40I don't know.
00:08:41I don't know.
00:08:42Fine.
00:08:43I'll be right back.
00:08:45Yeah.
00:08:46I don't know.
00:08:48Okay.
00:08:49I don't know.
00:08:50I don't know.
00:08:51I don't know.
00:08:52Okay, okay.
00:08:57Okay, what do you think?
00:08:59You want to do wine, beer, vodka, tequila?
00:09:03Let's just get all of it.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:09Okay.
00:09:13Go ahead, Lisa.
00:09:20Oh, I got it, I got it.
00:09:29Each one of you girls is prettier than the next.
00:09:33Oh, thank you.
00:09:48All making a movie, huh?
00:09:50Yeah, kind of a weekend getaway type thing.
00:09:54How do I watch this movie?
00:10:00Uh, do you have Instagram?
00:10:04What?
00:10:06Never mind. Just this.
00:10:20Don't think you're better than me?
00:10:24What?
00:10:25I said you all think you're better than me.
00:10:27Why would, why would we think that we're...
00:10:30Yo, man, um...
00:10:32It's all good.
00:10:33What?
00:10:34Nobody here said anything.
00:10:36It's all good?
00:10:39Yeah, no one said anything.
00:10:45That's you, just messing with you.
00:10:47Ha, ha, ha.
00:10:49Okay.
00:10:50Now I'm in the movie.
00:10:51Um...
00:10:5262.
00:10:53Perfect.
00:10:54Keep the change.
00:10:55Hey.
00:10:56Let's go.
00:10:57Ew, that guy was such a fucking perv.
00:10:58Dude, the way he looked into my camera...
00:10:59Okay, guys, be nice.
00:11:00I'm sure he's very lonely out here.
00:11:01What happened?
00:11:02No, the gas station guy.
00:11:03He was just super creepy.
00:11:04I need to say something?
00:11:05I don't know, that's right.
00:11:08Little one forgot this.
00:11:24What?
00:11:25Oh
00:11:31Little one forgot this
00:11:41Thanks, dude
00:11:49Hey, what are you doing? Sorry back there. No
00:11:55There you go. I am going
00:11:57Weird
00:11:59Are you okay?
00:12:01That's crazy
00:12:03JC, where is this place?
00:12:05Yeah, I feel like we've really crossed the middle of nowhere
00:12:07We're in the middle of nowhere
00:12:09Are we lost?
00:12:11Look at that house
00:12:13I think that's it on the right
00:12:15No one is around
00:12:17Oh, is that it?
00:12:19I got it
00:12:21Get away
00:12:23Oh
00:12:25I mean when we set off the grid, we are getting really off the grid
00:12:29Finally
00:12:31Look at that arm
00:12:33I need to get out
00:12:35Do you want to get out?
00:12:37Oh my god
00:12:39Oh yeah
00:12:41Oh
00:12:43I need it
00:12:44My driver
00:12:45You put the way here
00:12:46Right there
00:12:47Yeah
00:12:48Oh my god
00:12:50Oh shit
00:12:51I mean
00:12:53Whoa
00:12:55This place is beautiful
00:12:57I love it
00:12:58Wow
00:12:59Wait till you see the whole property
00:13:00Aaron
00:13:01Air
00:13:02Oh my gosh
00:13:05Let's see
00:13:07Look at that thing
00:13:09Wow
00:13:13I actually love this
00:13:15Okay, come here
00:13:16So we have this gorgeous Spanish paint
00:13:19And we have these funky little faces
00:13:22Okay, those are really
00:13:23This really feels like home away from home
00:13:25So there's just two bedrooms
00:13:29Oh, this is just a guest house
00:13:32Okay, well dibs
00:13:34And uh, Air, why don't you take the other one?
00:13:36Say less
00:13:37Where are we sleeping, big guy?
00:13:39Oh
00:13:40The main house
00:13:41Ooh
00:13:42Main house
00:13:43Main house
00:13:44There you go
00:13:53Look at that
00:13:54Really pretty
00:13:55Wow
00:13:56Okay, wow
00:14:01Okay, wow
00:14:02So we just got to the house
00:14:03And it's amazing
00:14:04But there is one thing
00:14:05That the listing mentioned
00:14:06That I'm
00:14:07Check out
00:14:08The pool
00:14:09Yes, it is as beautiful as the photos
00:14:11And you're gonna catch me in there
00:14:12Right now
00:14:21Is the whole trip gonna be like this?
00:14:23Complaining already, new girl?
00:14:24No, I just
00:14:25Don't worry about her
00:14:26She's just messing with you
00:14:27And Lauren
00:14:28After a few talking bits
00:14:29She likes that
00:14:30Fly on the wall type of footage
00:14:32You've seen her content, right?
00:14:34Not really
00:14:36Really?
00:14:37I mean, I post my music
00:14:38But I try to stay off social media
00:14:40So you haven't even seen my videos?
00:14:42No
00:14:43Sorry
00:14:44It's nothing personal
00:14:45I'm sure they're amazing
00:14:47Y'all ready?
00:14:48Y'all ready?
00:14:49Yes
00:14:50Hey, Aaron
00:14:51I want you to get this
00:14:52We've been waiting
00:14:53Hey, here we go
00:14:56Ho ho
00:14:57Oh shit, this is pretty nice
00:15:00Wow
00:15:01Nice
00:15:03This is actually sick
00:15:04Oh my gosh
00:15:05Okay
00:15:06I like this
00:15:07Not too bad
00:15:08Wow, babe
00:15:09You really didn't fuck this one up
00:15:10I got mine
00:15:11Hup
00:15:12Uh, Chase?
00:15:13Where's Mina's bedroom?
00:15:14Uh
00:15:15There's a dope pull-out couch right there
00:15:18So you didn't fuck it up?
00:15:19I can totally do the couch
00:15:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no way
00:15:21Noah?
00:15:22Yeah
00:15:23Get out of Mina's bedroom
00:15:24What?
00:15:25You're on the couch
00:15:26No, I drove
00:15:27I don't care that you drove
00:15:28You're on the couch
00:15:29I don't care that you drove
00:15:30You're on the couch
00:15:31I'm sorry
00:15:32I'm sorry
00:15:33I'm sorry
00:15:34I'm sorry
00:15:35I'm sorry
00:15:36I'm sorry
00:15:37I'm sorry
00:15:38I'm sorry
00:15:39I'm sorry
00:15:40I'm sorry
00:15:41You're on the couch
00:15:42Noah
00:15:43What?
00:15:44Lauren
00:15:45Noah
00:15:46I'm so tall
00:15:47Yeah, but you're so tiny
00:15:48Skinny?
00:15:49You're skinny
00:15:50Come on
00:15:51Get on the couch
00:15:53You're welcome
00:15:55I'm so sorry
00:15:56I'm sorry
00:15:57What?
00:15:58Chesky bucks
00:15:59All of them?
00:16:01All of them?
00:16:10Come on
00:16:11Come on
00:16:12Come on
00:16:20Babe, I'm about to hit the pool with a cold beverage right now
00:16:25You want a one or a two?
00:16:31How about we go to the pool a little later?
00:16:34Okay
00:16:35Okay
00:16:36Agreed
00:16:37Yeah
00:16:38Yeah
00:16:39You don't always have to be filming, you know?
00:16:44The more I film now, the less I have to film later I can relax
00:16:47Yeah, but I just don't want you feeling like you always have to be doing something, you know?
00:16:51Where should we film?
00:16:52Yeah
00:16:53You don't always have to be filming.
00:16:54You know?
00:16:55The more I film now, the less I have to film later I can relax
00:16:56Yeah, but I just don't want you feeling like you always have to be doing something, you know?
00:17:13You should be a film
00:17:15I know
00:17:16And uh, it's gonna be great
00:17:18Thanks for the invite by the way
00:17:19by the way yeah thanks lauren this is really what i needed a break from the horror of the world
00:17:26well i don't know about you guys but i have been doom scrolling 24 7 so i'm kind of loving that
00:17:33there's no wi-fi here i'm glad you guys are happy cheers oh uh erin can get it yeah wait for us guys
00:17:44for coming okay all right we're going to drink the camera okay
00:17:58oh
00:18:18i get the foot in work
00:18:22blast i'm leaving dead human body parts on the grass
00:18:25but i'm thinking fast when i'm coming up the block
00:18:28and i can't make up my mind when i'm packing you know i'd be like mission jacket mission
00:18:44jack
00:18:53Another round!
00:19:08Hey, hey, hey, cheers!
00:19:10Oh, yeah, come on.
00:19:11Cheers!
00:19:12Cheers!
00:19:13Cheers!
00:19:14Woo!
00:19:15Mom!
00:19:16Ugh, they're playing my drink!
00:19:17Oh, oh my god!
00:19:18Is that a finger?
00:19:19Oh my god!
00:19:20Oh my god!
00:19:21Relax, they're rubber!
00:19:24Come on!
00:19:25Noah, you're literally 12!
00:19:27Come on!
00:19:28Mina, are you okay?
00:19:30Hey, Noah.
00:19:31Fuck you!
00:19:32Oh!
00:19:33Dude, my camera!
00:19:36Come on, babe!
00:19:37Come on, babe!
00:19:39You want to see anything?
00:19:40This guy's just fine.
00:19:41Uh, are you seeing this?
00:19:42That's what?
00:19:43The water is on the ground.
00:19:44It's on the ground.
00:19:45It's on the ground.
00:19:46It's on the ground.
00:19:47It's on the ground.
00:19:48It's on the ground.
00:19:49That's why?
00:19:50The water is only two feet deep.
00:19:53Chase!
00:19:54Babe!
00:19:55Go!
00:19:56Go, Chase!
00:19:57Chase!
00:19:58Chase!
00:19:59Got you!
00:20:00Ah!
00:20:01Fucking asshole!
00:20:02Fucking yes!
00:20:03Hey, Noah brought the food coloring.
00:20:05It's his idea.
00:20:07Thank you all.
00:20:08Now, Chase, get your big ass out here and have a colada.
00:20:11Oh, shit, bro.
00:20:12For you, my man.
00:20:13Oh, shit!
00:20:14Whatever!
00:20:15Okay, not again.
00:20:16Ah!
00:20:17Bro, we're not falling for that shit again.
00:20:18Oh, damn.
00:20:19Is that fucking glass?
00:20:20Uh, yeah, Mina dropped the, um...
00:20:21Oh, shit!
00:20:22No, it means it was not your fault.
00:20:23Noah, this was because of your stupid fingers!
00:20:24It's a prank!
00:20:25You guys clean it up!
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:27We have to go inside.
00:20:28Okay.
00:20:29Let me help.
00:20:30Okay.
00:20:31You okay?
00:20:32Let me help.
00:20:33Uh, uh, uh...
00:20:34I'm just gonna talk about some more races.
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:37Ow!
00:20:38Ow!
00:20:39Ow!
00:20:40Ow!
00:20:41Ow!
00:20:42Ow!
00:20:43Ow!
00:20:44Ow!
00:20:45Ow!
00:20:46Ow!
00:20:47Ow!
00:20:48Ow!
00:20:49Ow!
00:20:50Ow!
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00:20:52Ow!
00:20:53Ow!
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00:21:00Ow!
00:21:01Ow!
00:21:02Ow!
00:21:03Ow!
00:21:04Ow!
00:21:05Ow!
00:21:06Okay, alright, we're done.
00:21:07We're done.
00:21:08Hey!
00:21:09Okay, wait, okay.
00:21:10That's it, that's it, we're done.
00:21:11Oh my god, yeah.
00:21:12Shit!
00:21:21I'm sorry.
00:21:24Means, don't be silly.
00:21:26Chase is an idiot.
00:21:27I feel like it wasn't the greatest first impression.
00:21:31Okay, well fuck first impressions.
00:21:34I'm really happy right here.
00:21:36It's been ages and I missed you.
00:21:38Yeah?
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:42I haven't heard from you in years.
00:21:45Okay, well you know how things get.
00:21:47I'm busy.
00:21:50Okay, and maybe I saw your posts and thought you could use some sun.
00:21:57How is he?
00:22:00I bandaged up his foot, propped him up on a couch.
00:22:03He's a little bummed out, but I'm sure he'll nap it off soon.
00:22:06I feel bad.
00:22:07Don't.
00:22:08That's what he gets for messing with the new girl.
00:22:11Actually, Chloe, I've known Mina longer than you, so technically you're the new girl.
00:22:17Aw, sweetie.
00:22:19My life doesn't revolve around your life's timeline.
00:22:23Well, I appreciate the invite.
00:22:24It's nice to get to know some new people.
00:22:27It's kind of hard these days.
00:22:30Girl, you're too sweet.
00:22:32You know what else is nice?
00:22:34Just breeze.
00:22:35Please.
00:22:36Just breeze.
00:22:38I don't know.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:38I don't know.
00:23:40I don't know.
00:23:45Oh!
00:23:47Sorry.
00:23:48I didn't know anyone was staying here.
00:24:02I didn't know anyone was staying here.
00:24:05They usually tell me.
00:24:09What's a 45 minute drive back?
00:24:10You mind if I just clean the pool real quick?
00:24:13Hello?
00:24:16Are you filming me?
00:24:18What's with the cameras?
00:24:32What's with the camera?
00:24:34I don't know.
00:25:02Good morning.
00:25:08Oh!
00:25:09Oh my God!
00:25:12You scared me.
00:25:16What time is it?
00:25:176am.
00:25:19What?
00:25:20I'm just kidding.
00:25:21It's almost 5.
00:25:23Here, I got you a margarita.
00:25:25Thanks.
00:25:27Though I prefer a martini.
00:25:29A martini?
00:25:30Wow, you are too sophisticated for this crowd.
00:25:33Cheers.
00:25:35Jeez, the sun knocked me out.
00:25:37Knocked everyone out.
00:25:39Went inside to go dump some footage,
00:25:41came back out and everybody was snoring away.
00:25:45Me too?
00:25:46You're the only quiet sleeper.
00:25:49You know, I was watching some of your videos.
00:25:53I'm not too bad on the ukulele.
00:25:56I love your voice too.
00:25:57Thanks.
00:26:00That's nice.
00:26:02You know Lauren from high school, right?
00:26:05Preschool, actually.
00:26:06Okay, I was close.
00:26:07But we went to high school together too.
00:26:10What was she like back then?
00:26:13Loved finger paint.
00:26:15Hated nap time.
00:26:17Peter pants a lot.
00:26:19Totally meant high school, but I guess that works too.
00:26:21Erin.
00:26:22So were you always going to film for her, or were you on your way to directing superhero movies?
00:26:32I'm more of a mystery thriller guy myself, but that's a story for another time.
00:26:38I gotta go back to work.
00:26:40Right.
00:26:41Hey, and don't feel bad about the whole Chase thing.
00:26:47He is what you call a big dumb idiot.
00:26:49I would have dropped the glass too.
00:26:51Thanks.
00:26:52That finger was really freaky.
00:26:54It's classic Noah.
00:26:55You'll get used to it.
00:26:57Maybe.
00:26:58What?
00:27:14Erin, we have to record this.
00:27:15Look at these strawberries I got at the farmers market.
00:27:17Oh wow.
00:27:18I know, right?
00:27:20And ethically produced artisan chocolate with organically sourced cacao.
00:27:23I really thought I was going to get it.
00:27:25Alright.
00:27:26Okay, so just get a shot of me slowly dipping it and make it sensual.
00:27:29I can do that.
00:27:30I know you can.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:34You have to try this.
00:27:36Oh my god.
00:27:38You have to try this.
00:27:40Oh my god.
00:27:42You have to try this.
00:27:44Oh my god.
00:27:46You have to try this.
00:27:48Oh my god.
00:27:50You have to try this.
00:27:53Oh my god.
00:27:54Oh my god.
00:27:55Right?
00:27:56Now it's all good.
00:27:58Oh you have a little on your own.
00:28:00What?
00:28:01Thanks.
00:28:03Um, hey so I've been thinking maybe it's time we start getting you in front of the camera
00:28:14a little more.
00:28:15You know, show the people your pretty face.
00:28:17You know I don't like to be in front of the camera.
00:28:19I know that you don't like to be in front of the camera but we make a really great team
00:28:24and I think we turn a lot of heads because we have such chemistry.
00:28:28We have a really great thing going.
00:28:30Why would we change it?
00:28:32You wouldn't want anything more?
00:28:34More.
00:28:35More.
00:28:38You still have a little on your own.
00:28:43Oh.
00:28:44Okay, fuck me.
00:28:45Obviously you don't want to do that.
00:28:46Lauren, uh.
00:28:47No, it's fine.
00:28:48I'm sorry.
00:28:49Whatever, it's fine.
00:28:53Look, I really like you.
00:28:54We're great friends.
00:28:55I love working with you.
00:28:56Alright, Aaron.
00:28:57Um, it's actually fine.
00:28:58I do want to shoot the strawberries but let's just do it later, okay?
00:29:01Let's do it later.
00:29:18A word of heart.
00:29:20Aaron, you just want me borrow all you want from weird and then I'll be drinking.
00:29:26Cheers, guys.
00:29:27Oh my god.
00:29:30Uh huh.
00:29:32That hurts so much.
00:29:33Okay, Noah's next.
00:29:35Yeah?
00:29:36I still think we should have played truth or dare.
00:29:37Oh, it's more fun this way because you get the best of both worlds and you strip quicker.
00:29:42This is the girl with one sock.
00:29:44Yes, okay.
00:29:46Okay, Noah, Noah, Noah.
00:29:47Your turn.
00:29:48Okay, your truth.
00:29:49Yeah, take your turn.
00:29:51Okay, Noah.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54Who is the first guy that made you realize who you were going?
00:29:58Damn, bro.
00:30:00Okay.
00:30:01Fuck.
00:30:03Okay.
00:30:04Uh, Morten?
00:30:05Yeah?
00:30:06Did you know him?
00:30:10Connor?
00:30:11Wait, did you sleep with him?
00:30:12I don't have to answer that.
00:30:14Wait, who's Connor?
00:30:15He's a bartender at Jones and he went to my high school.
00:30:17Wait, don't say anything to him.
00:30:18I would never.
00:30:20I wouldn't.
00:30:22Connor Jessup.
00:30:23Yes!
00:30:24From AP Bio.
00:30:25Yes, yes, yes.
00:30:26And you remember?
00:30:27You remember him when he used to come in with that ridiculous belt buckle and he'd be like,
00:30:30Howdy y'all doing?
00:30:31Thank you for giving me something to regret.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35Um, okay, okay, okay.
00:30:36Next.
00:30:37Your dare.
00:30:38Dare.
00:30:39Hmm.
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41I dare you to kiss Chase.
00:30:46Fuck no.
00:30:48I'm a little Finny.
00:30:49You took your shirt off so fast, bro.
00:30:51Uh, okay.
00:30:52Mina.
00:30:54Mina.
00:30:55Your truth is...
00:31:00What was your greatest childhood fear?
00:31:04Um...
00:31:06Spiders.
00:31:07Ew, I hate spiders.
00:31:08No, Means.
00:31:09Do not lie.
00:31:10You were afraid of the dark.
00:31:11It was like a whole thing.
00:31:13Every single time we had a sleepover, even in high school, we had to have a nightlife.
00:31:17Even in high school?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:19Okay, sure.
00:31:20I was more afraid of spiders.
00:31:21Bullshit.
00:31:22Take it off.
00:31:23Take it off.
00:31:24Take it off.
00:31:25Take it off.
00:31:26Take it off.
00:31:27Take it off.
00:31:28Ooh.
00:31:29Oh, Nina.
00:31:30Welcome.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:34Dare.
00:31:35I dare you to walk around the house alone in the dark.
00:31:44Ooh.
00:31:45It's not for you.
00:31:46You can always take off more clothes.
00:31:48Or you can just walk along the walls.
00:31:50You'll be fine.
00:31:51Yeah, there is nothing out there.
00:31:53Yeah, except you're spying.
00:31:54Yeah, except you're spying.
00:32:00Uh, hey.
00:32:01We're doing any proof.
00:32:02Ugh.
00:32:03It's fine.
00:32:04You got it.
00:32:05Yeah, it's fine.
00:32:06Be careful.
00:32:07Ew.
00:32:08Ew.
00:32:25Shut up.
00:32:26Holy.
00:32:27That's me.
00:32:28No.
00:32:29That's me now.
00:32:32Guys!
00:32:38Try.
00:32:39Try.
00:32:40Try.
00:32:41Try.
00:32:42Try.
00:33:11...
00:33:12...
00:33:14...
00:33:16...
00:33:17...
00:33:25...
00:33:27Oh my God.
00:33:28Oh my God.
00:33:29Hey, there's something out there.
00:33:30Chase it!
00:33:31Uh, no.
00:33:32I don't think there's anything out there.
00:33:33There was.
00:33:34Um, maybe a coyote or something?
00:33:36Oh.
00:33:37Shit.
00:33:38I didn't think you were gonna freak out this bad.
00:33:39Uh, come on, let's go.
00:33:40Come on, let's go.
00:33:45Okay, so, what do you need to tell me?
00:33:48Right.
00:33:49Whoa, we're back.
00:33:51Oh.
00:33:52That took forever.
00:33:53Are you okay?
00:33:55Something was out there.
00:33:57Probably a mountain lion.
00:33:59From what down?
00:34:01I don't know, babe, I'm not a zoo, it's just.
00:34:03It's Erin's turn.
00:34:04Hey, good job, you did it.
00:34:07Okay, okay, A-A-Rod.
00:34:09Okay, let's see, it's your truth.
00:34:15Did anything interesting happen today
00:34:18between you and Laura?
00:34:21Dude, what?
00:34:23Simple question, bro.
00:34:26No.
00:34:28Chase.
00:34:29What?
00:34:31Okay, that was weird, let's just start over.
00:34:32Well, no, no, no, it's still my turn.
00:34:34And he's got a dare.
00:34:35I dare you to kiss Nina on her lips for 10 seconds.
00:34:49Something holding me back, bro?
00:34:53Is that okay with you?
00:34:54I see a dream in your eyes.
00:34:56I thought you were scared of this, too.
00:34:57It's just a game.
00:35:11Oh, oh, oh, I think it's getting a little hot in here.
00:35:15Okay, 10 seconds, guys.
00:35:19Guys, you gotta get a room.
00:35:21I'm gonna go.
00:35:23What, why?
00:35:24Oh, Lauren, what's wrong?
00:35:26You're a fucking asshole, Chase.
00:35:30Mom!
00:35:31Don't look at me, Erin's at the dare.
00:35:33No, what truth were you exactly going for?
00:35:35Did I do something wrong?
00:35:36I was going to say.
00:35:37Just, just drop it, guys.
00:35:39All right, it's just a stupid game.
00:35:41Yeah, seriously.
00:35:42Lauren is fine.
00:35:43Uh, I say, we keep drinking.
00:35:46Agreed.
00:35:47Thanks.
00:36:06Lauren!
00:36:13Oh, my God, go away!
00:36:26Can I come in?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about it.
00:36:30Are you okay?
00:36:32Honestly, I'm just exhausted.
00:36:33I just want to go to bed.
00:36:35Look, I'm sorry that Chase said the stuff that he said.
00:36:40He's trying to be funny, and obviously he's not.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:51Well, get some sleep, girl.
00:36:54Tomorrow's a new day.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:07Okay.
00:37:07Okay.
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:35Okay.
00:37:35Okay.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:37Aaron?
00:37:50Hey Noah, very funny, another rubber finger.
00:38:04You can come out now.
00:38:06Ron, Noah, it's...
00:38:36What's your name?
00:38:46Lauren?
00:39:46Come on, dude.
00:39:58Rise and shine, sweetheart.
00:40:16Fuck, I am so hungover.
00:40:20I don't think I can drink today.
00:40:28Where's the car?
00:40:31What?
00:40:32Where's the car?
00:40:34It's out front, duh.
00:40:36It's not there.
00:40:37What?
00:40:38Maybe Lauren took it.
00:40:40She's sleeping, so.
00:40:44Mina?
00:40:45Why would she have my car?
00:40:47Maybe she went to get us breakfast.
00:40:49From where?
00:40:50We are in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:40:53Hey, get us breakfast?
00:40:55Uh, breakfast?
00:40:57Jesus Christ.
00:40:58Are we sure Lauren is sleeping?
00:41:02Where is she?
00:41:03I told you.
00:41:26I don't know.
00:41:34Lauren!
00:41:43See, she is getting us breakfast.
00:41:44Well, that's fine, but she could have asked me.
00:41:47Wait, where's her suitcase?
00:41:50Maybe she brought it with her.
00:41:51Yeah, that makes total sense.
00:41:53Maybe she went home?
00:41:55Fucking Chase, this is all your fault.
00:41:57My fault?
00:41:58You're the one that kissed Nina knowing that she liked you.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02You had to stir the pot during the truth or dare.
00:42:04Dude, it was just a game.
00:42:06Babe, fucking no service.
00:42:08I'm gonna regret ever saying I loved not having Wi-Fi.
00:42:12Guys, how are we getting off?
00:42:17Do you have a phone?
00:42:19Lauren liked you and you knew.
00:42:24Hello?
00:42:25Oh, hey, man, what's up?
00:42:27Oh, yeah, yeah, it's great, everything's great.
00:42:30Who is it?
00:42:31The owner just checking in on us.
00:42:32Oh, yeah, yeah, we're having a wonderful time, man.
00:42:35What the fuck are you talking about, wonderful?
00:42:36Lauren stole my car!
00:42:37No, no one's yelling.
00:42:39Um, no, we're, it's all good over-
00:42:41Hello?
00:42:42Hi.
00:42:43Yeah, a friend just left us so we're a bit stranded, but, um, uh-huh.
00:42:47Yeah, yeah, we can just call another friend, right?
00:42:49Who the fuck is driving three hours to come and get us?
00:42:52Maybe Brian.
00:42:53Fuck Brian.
00:42:54Okay.
00:42:55Yeah, thank you so much.
00:42:57Yeah, and the house is great.
00:42:58Yeah, whatever.
00:42:59Okay, great news.
00:43:02We have a local taxi if we need it.
00:43:04Oh, it's great.
00:43:05I can't fucking believe her.
00:43:07This whole vacation was her idea.
00:43:08Look, whatever.
00:43:09We have everything we need right here.
00:43:11If Lauren wants to leave, so be it.
00:43:12It's her loss.
00:43:13It's not so be it.
00:43:14It's my car.
00:43:15Well, you drive her around wherever she wants to go,
00:43:17so it's basically hers.
00:43:18Oh, is that how that works?
00:43:20I didn't know that.
00:43:22I can't believe she left.
00:43:24Who you call?
00:43:26Lauren.
00:43:27It's Aaron and everybody else.
00:43:29Kind of surprised that you left with Noah's car.
00:43:33Hey, Lauren, what the fuck?
00:43:35That was my car.
00:43:37The least you could have done was ask me if you could steal it.
00:43:40Come back.
00:43:44Please.
00:43:46Goodbye.
00:43:50I need a drink.
00:43:55Yo, what's this weird noise?
00:43:58It's a dial tone.
00:44:01It's a dial tone.
00:44:02Look, babe.
00:44:03It's okay.
00:44:04Don't stress yourself out.
00:44:20You're coming.
00:44:21Yeah.
00:44:22You've been hiding in here for a while.
00:44:35No one's?
00:44:36I'm not hungry.
00:44:37How you doing?
00:44:38I'm okay.
00:44:39You?
00:44:40I wonder about this.
00:44:41Lauren made a move on me yesterday.
00:44:43And I denied her.
00:44:44Obviously, kissing you set her off.
00:44:45Why?
00:44:46Why did you deny her?
00:44:47I don't know.
00:44:48Not my type.
00:44:49Just not anywhere like that, I guess.
00:44:50Beautiful.
00:44:51With it all together.
00:44:53Little one does not have it all together.
00:44:57And um.
00:44:58Now I'm kind of in the symbiosis.
00:45:02Not my mom's eye.
00:45:03I'm just kind of in the symbiosis.
00:45:07And she's a two-year relationship.
00:45:12Um, I'm a little further.
00:45:13I don't know.
00:45:14I love her.
00:45:15I love her.
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:17And then I'm in the symbiosis.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20Well, it still doesn't make sense that she would just leave.
00:45:25Like, Lauren is dramatic, but she's not that dramatic, right?
00:45:31Yeah, she really liked me.
00:45:34This sucks.
00:45:36She was trying to be nice by inviting me here, and I hurt her.
00:45:41You didn't know.
00:45:43I'm gonna go for a hike.
00:45:47Get some fresh air.
00:45:49Do you wanna come?
00:45:51A hike?
00:45:53Nah, it's hot as hell out there.
00:45:55But I will be here with two martinis when you get back.
00:46:00Martinis, huh?
00:46:02That's right.
00:46:07Hey, I know it's kind of the reason that we're all stranded here and stuff, but...
00:46:15I'm glad you denied her.
00:46:19I know.
00:46:20I know.
00:46:21I see you in the gym.
00:46:22It's paying off.
00:46:23What about me, bro?
00:46:24I don't like none of this.
00:46:25No, Chase, babe.
00:46:26You're not my type.
00:46:27I'm a hot dude.
00:46:28Yes, baby.
00:46:29You are.
00:46:30You're very hot.
00:46:31Meena.
00:46:32Meena.
00:46:33Meena, Meena, Meena.
00:46:34Hey, Noah.
00:46:35You feeling better?
00:46:36Uh, yeah.
00:46:37I've had six of these, so...
00:46:38Yeah, I am.
00:46:39Time for some sun?
00:46:40Actually, I'm gonna go for a hike.
00:46:41Do you wanna come?
00:46:42No, that sounds fun.
00:46:43A little vacay fitness?
00:46:44Boys?
00:46:45No, it's hot as hell.
00:46:46Hey, my foot really hurts.
00:46:47Come on.
00:46:48Don't be a bunch of pussies.
00:46:49Are you calling me out?
00:46:50I am.
00:46:51Look, you can bring some of your beverages.
00:46:52Some of our cold beverages?
00:46:53Yeah, I do.
00:46:54I don't know.
00:46:55You're gonna be out.
00:46:56You're gonna be out.
00:46:57You're gonna be out.
00:46:58I am.
00:46:59And I'm gonna be out.
00:47:00I'm gonna go for a hike.
00:47:01Oh, I'm gonna be out.
00:47:02I'm gonna go for a hike.
00:47:03Yeah, I'm gonna go for some of these.
00:47:04You're gonna go for some of these.
00:47:05I'm gonna go for a hike.
00:47:06You're gonna go for a hike.
00:47:07Oh, no, that sounds fun.
00:47:08A little vacay fitness?
00:47:09Boys?
00:47:10No, it's hot as hell.
00:47:11Hey, my foot really hurts.
00:47:12Come on.
00:47:13Don't be a bunch of pussies.
00:47:14And look, you could bring some of your beverages.
00:47:17Some of our cold beverages?
00:47:20Fuck it.
00:47:23Yeah, the food will be all right.
00:47:31Okay, I'll say it.
00:47:33It's hot as balls out here.
00:47:35Yeah, man, I'll put a fucking hearse.
00:47:38Yeah, I'm low-key not having a good time.
00:47:40Man, high-key.
00:47:42Fucking global warming.
00:47:44It's day 28, I'm lost in the desert.
00:47:49Haven't had a drink since the elephant watering hole.
00:47:53Ten legions back.
00:47:55It's not so high, it's evaporated everything in sight.
00:48:02Including Noah.
00:48:03So thirsty, I was bleeding.
00:48:09I don't know if I'll make it.
00:48:10I have to go.
00:48:15Yo, don't you two care there's no water?
00:48:17Of course we do.
00:48:18It don't seem like it.
00:48:21Babe, we're in the middle of the desert.
00:48:23It's not supposed to be any water.
00:48:25Huh?
00:48:26I'm just getting the sense that you guys don't care.
00:48:29This is what New York's gonna look like in 30 years.
00:48:32Chasey, okay, you've been complaining nonstop,
00:48:35and we're just trying to have a peaceful hike.
00:48:39Come over and take some photos of me.
00:48:41This sweat is making my abs glissing.
00:48:44Oh, there you go.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:46Ooh!
00:48:47You got it?
00:48:48Yeah, yeah, I got a couple.
00:48:49You sure?
00:48:50Yeah, yeah.
00:48:51I can do it while recording with this little button thingy.
00:48:53Wait, where's Noah?
00:48:54Noah!
00:48:57Noah!
00:48:58Noah!
00:48:59Noah!
00:49:00Noah!
00:49:01Noah!
00:49:04Noah!
00:49:05Oh!
00:49:06Oh!
00:49:07Oh my God, that's not funny!
00:49:10Bro, you son of a bitch!
00:49:12Dude, where were you hiding?
00:49:13Oh, it was over in those bushes over there.
00:49:15I don't recommend it.
00:49:16There's fucking scorpions everywhere.
00:49:18Dude, that's what you get, dumbass.
00:49:20I don't know there's scorpions.
00:49:22Dude, wait till you see this.
00:49:24It's crazy.
00:49:52It's crazy.
00:50:10Lauren, I've been thinking a lot today and… It was really shitty the way you left.
00:50:19way you left. I'm sorry that I don't like you like that. You know, I shouldn't say that.
00:50:27That's kind of fun.
00:50:31Is that a camera?
00:50:46Fucking boy.
00:50:49No fucking way.
00:51:12Guys, I just found a hidden camera in Lauren and my room. This dream getaway is turning more into a creepy night. Not a bad tagline for this video.
00:52:06What's your foot?
00:52:10Honestly, it's horrible.
00:52:12Yeah, we're gonna head back because it's hot as fuck.
00:52:16What?
00:52:17Yeah, I just need to put my foot up and have another one. I know it's Pilates. But without the finger.
00:52:23Oh, you mean in the drink or somewhere else?
00:52:25Move, dude.
00:52:26You guys are so gay.
00:52:36Okay, let's fast forward.
00:52:38Move forward.
00:52:44No, no, that's not.
00:52:45Okay.
00:52:46Here.
00:52:47Here.
00:52:48Here.
00:52:53Sorry, Laura.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59You're asleep.
00:53:00Please.
00:53:01Let's go.
00:53:12Let's go.
00:53:14This place has a creepy beauty to it, don't you think?
00:53:39Hey guys, we are out here in the desert and I'm with my new friend, Nina.
00:53:46I can't get her to say a fucking word.
00:53:48Any suggestions?
00:53:49We have service.
00:53:50Oh, and she speaks!
00:53:52Wow!
00:53:53No, I'm using this for my later friend, but now that you're talking, what's up with you?
00:53:59Just trying to wrap my head around all of this.
00:54:02What do you mean Lauren being jealous of you?
00:54:05I mean, come on, she had a thing for Erin for years.
00:54:08Well, I didn't know.
00:54:09You didn't know?
00:54:10Well, we don't talk anymore.
00:54:12Then what are you doing here?
00:54:14I guess Lauren felt bad for me.
00:54:17She knows these last few years have been really hard.
00:54:20Well, look, don't worry about it.
00:54:22Maybe she was just on her period or something.
00:54:24The kiss was hot.
00:54:25He definitely likes you.
00:54:26You should pursue it.
00:54:27Can you put that camera away?
00:54:29If Lauren hears, it's just gonna be really upset.
00:54:31Don't worry about it.
00:54:32I'm just gonna dub it.
00:54:33Ow!
00:54:34You okay?
00:54:35Yeah, I just hit a fucking rock.
00:54:40That's not a rock.
00:54:50It's not a camera.
00:54:52Not a rock.
00:54:54It totally breaks up all lupiter.
00:54:55It's not a rock.
00:54:56I like it's gonna lie.
00:54:57I just hit it.
00:54:58It's like a rock.
00:55:00No, no.
00:55:08I'm getting Одal creds.
00:55:09When I know something about it,
00:55:11I've been yamyl,
00:55:12I thought I wouldn't...
00:55:13So, now I'm allowed to awake.
00:55:14Oh, air conditioning, my best friend, my one true love, and you are a close second.
00:55:34Oh, me or the vodka?
00:55:36Definitely the vodka, but hey man, what can I say?
00:55:39Do-do-do-do.
00:55:40Here you go, my guy.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43Cheers.
00:55:44Actually, I think you're a close second, Chase.
00:55:53Shoot, make us some more penis in, dog, because gladly.
00:55:58I don't want no more of that.
00:56:00I'm not doing that again.
00:56:03Hey, hey, Ron!
00:56:04You want a colada?
00:56:06I think he's in the guest house.
00:56:08Oh, I'll go see if he wants a frosty beverage.
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:23Hey, hey, Ron!
00:56:27Ooh!
00:56:38Where's he at?
00:56:39Oh, I don't know.
00:56:40I didn't see his camera, so he's probably out shooting some.
00:56:53Ah.
00:56:54Well, I don't know what's up with this crew, man, but it's really starting to feel like high
00:56:56school.
00:56:57Drama!
00:56:58I'll never do that again.
00:56:59Sorry.
00:57:00To a great and drama-free trip.
00:57:01Salud!
00:57:02Bro.
00:57:03Pool?
00:57:04Yeah, I'll change.
00:57:05Let's do it.
00:57:06Do it to it.
00:57:07Dude, this pool is awesome, man.
00:57:08Really sweet mood finding this place.
00:57:10Oh, yeah.
00:57:11Dude, the picks were too fire, bro.
00:57:13I had to cop.
00:57:14Is your foot okay?
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17Chlorine's like cleaning out the wound, you know?
00:57:18Yeah, I don't think that's how that works.
00:57:19At all.
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:21Whatever.
00:57:22So, bro.
00:57:23I've been meanin' to ask you, like...
00:57:29I don't think that's how that works.
00:57:31At all.
00:57:32Oh, whatever.
00:57:33So, bro, I've been meaning to ask you, like...
00:57:39Not far from this.
00:57:43At all.
00:57:44Oh.
00:57:45At all.
00:57:46Yeah, please.
00:57:47You can.
00:57:48Yeah, I think that's how it works.
00:57:49You can't take me to work anymore.
00:57:50Um?
00:57:51What's it like you're up by a dude?
00:57:55Sorry.
00:57:57What?
00:57:58I mean, you have sex with guys and girls, right?
00:58:01I'm like, what's it like?
00:58:05Are you, like, curious or something?
00:58:07No, no, dude.
00:58:08I just, well, I just always wondered.
00:58:12Well, I mean, I would know I'm not a bottom.
00:58:15Not a bottom.
00:58:17You have no idea what that means?
00:58:19Oh, no, I know what it means.
00:58:20Nah, I'm not one either.
00:58:22It's not a bad thing, dude.
00:58:23It's, um, something tells me you probably would be a bottom.
00:58:27Oh.
00:58:27Cool, thanks, man.
00:58:29No problem, bud.
00:58:31You know, actually, the best sex I ever had was with a guy.
00:58:37So is it, is it, like, different than you're in a girl?
00:58:40No.
00:58:45Why is this here?
00:58:47We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:58:49That's a good question.
00:58:50Wait, are we going in there?
00:58:53Something's telling me we should.
00:58:55Mina, I don't think I can go down there.
00:58:59We're going together?
00:59:01Okay, new friend.
00:59:03I'll trust you.
00:59:04Oh, shit.
00:59:17Oh shit. What is this place?
00:59:36I don't know. It's really creepy though.
00:59:43It's really creepy though.
00:59:45These cameras.
00:59:50God.
00:59:54God.
01:00:04Look.
01:00:19Is that your fucking bedroom?
01:00:25Somebody's watching us.
01:00:27Who?
01:00:28I don't know. The homeowner?
01:00:30Ew.
01:00:32This is the same program I use for my ukulele videos.
01:00:42Oh my god.
01:00:47Oh my god.
01:00:55What?
01:00:56I know this is messed up, but...
01:00:58I look fucking hot.
01:01:00Oh my god.
01:01:01Oh my god.
01:01:02Oh my god.
01:01:11Yes.
01:01:20No fucking way.
01:01:23No.
01:01:30Well.
01:01:31No Mr. Freestyle for me.
01:01:37Right.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:39You're not my type.
01:01:43So just a friend kissing a friend.
01:01:46a friend totally totally i hope no it's all right all right yeah me neither
01:01:59i'm hungry so i'm just gonna like uh did you want anything no nope i'm good i'm i'm really good dude
01:02:16hey hey oh i put your drink over there cool thanks
01:02:33you didn't want one right no no no thanks they suck so
01:02:53they're like uh you know coconut cheddar so oh yeah yeah i don't know who's buying these
01:03:03girls have been gone a while they should be back by now huh yeah i guess they have
01:03:14been gone for a while aaron too gone for a long time it's pretty weird
01:03:21oh there are the girls oh oh sweet
01:03:33and here come the ladies oh they're returning to their natural habitat the pool why are they running
01:03:44that's my chloe always getting in a workout
01:03:47where are we then i was starting to oh baby i saw you two kissing wait what how oh my god
01:03:53left you guys is a bunker where chloe stumbled onto it and we went inside and there were these
01:03:58these these these monitors hooked up to hidden cameras in the house chase where did you find
01:04:01this place where what website where myrentalhome.org must have been a fake website well no no it was
01:04:08super legit what did the review say i i don't really remember oh my god there were no reviews no reviews
01:04:15what okay well no sorry i mean i mean there could have been i didn't look right the pigs were fired
01:04:20noah here oh hey my keys they were in the bunker then where's lauren exactly where's aaron we don't
01:04:30know babe you had one job it was to stay here and not lose anybody babe that's too
01:04:35babe chloe i really think you're a little overreacting you know what shut up you boyfriend
01:04:39stealer he asked me what kissing a guy felt like i was just curious am i not enough for you hey he's
01:04:43really not my type well you're not my type guys when is the last time someone saw aaron um before we
01:04:49left i think he's out shooting b-roll aaron guys hold on aaron um so what are you guys saying about
01:05:07hidden cameras that they're everywhere and this place is fucked
01:05:14mean to calm down i'm sure he'll come walking through that door any minute you don't understand
01:05:18lauren is missing but we found the key in this creepy bunker where some psycho has been filming us
01:05:23this entire time no one's seen aaron browners
01:05:30this better not be some sick prank of yours
01:05:37aaron aaron aaron
01:05:50aaron
01:05:57nothing
01:06:07aaron aaron aaron aaron where you at bro
01:06:21say
01:06:36hey guys he's sitting at the edge of the pool
01:06:40oh thank god
01:06:41Aaron, bro, are you wasted?
01:06:45Are you drinking without us?
01:06:47I'm gonna get this.
01:06:49All right, y'all.
01:06:51This is how we separate the men from the boys.
01:06:55Tequila, you always do.
01:06:59Something's not right.
01:07:00Yo, dude, you're bleeding.
01:07:02You need your head?
01:07:03Are you all right?
01:07:06Oh, fuck.
01:07:08If this mic is inside, get him out of the water.
01:07:11Guys?
01:07:13Guys?
01:07:19Guys?
01:07:22Run!
01:07:35No!
01:07:36No!
01:07:37Jake, Jake!
01:07:38Oh, my God!
01:07:41Oh, my God!
01:07:43Yes, hello!
01:07:44Hello!
01:07:45Can you hear me?
01:07:46I'm fine!
01:07:47Hey, come on!
01:07:48Hey!
01:07:49Hey!
01:07:50Hey!
01:07:51Hey!
01:07:52Hey!
01:07:53Hey!
01:07:54Hey!
01:07:55Hey!
01:07:56Hey!
01:07:57Hey!
01:07:58Hey!
01:07:59Hey!
01:08:00Hey!
01:08:01Hey!
01:08:02Hey!
01:08:03Hey!
01:08:04Hey!
01:08:05Hey!
01:08:06Hey!
01:08:07Hey!
01:08:24Hey!
01:08:25Please!
01:08:26Please!
01:08:27Please!
01:08:28Please!
01:08:29Please!
01:08:30Please!
01:08:31Please!
01:08:36Where were you?
01:08:37I called 911.
01:08:38I'm gonna make you chase.
01:08:40Oh, thank you.
01:08:41Oh, where is he?
01:08:42Guys?
01:08:43I can't.
01:08:44There's the cops coming.
01:08:46They're 50 miles away.
01:08:47It's gonna be 30 minutes.
01:08:4830 minutes!
01:08:49What are we supposed to do until then?
01:08:50Try not to die?
01:08:52Yeah, okay.
01:08:53Good plan.
01:08:54Wait, we need weapons.
01:08:56Where is it?
01:08:57I don't know.
01:09:08Let's kill that mother...
01:09:10You guys hear me?
01:09:11No.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13We can't just hide here for 30 minutes.
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:15Okay, shall we just run?
01:09:16To where?
01:09:17Fuck!
01:09:18Man, this is supposed to just be a chill vacation.
01:09:19Why is he doing this?
01:09:20Because he's a fucking sucker.
01:09:21Yeah, we knew that.
01:09:22We did the editing program of the cameras.
01:09:23I think he's making his own horror movie.
01:09:24I think he's making his own horror movie.
01:09:25And where the setting does.
01:09:26Oh, my God.
01:09:27It's an X.
01:09:28Oh, my God.
01:09:29It's an X.
01:09:30Oh, my God.
01:09:31It's an X.
01:09:32I wish we could just move her out of this place.
01:09:33The taxi.
01:09:34Yes.
01:09:35Fucking great.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Oh, my God.
01:09:38It's an X.
01:09:39Oh, my God.
01:09:40It's an X.
01:09:41I wish we could just move her out of this place.
01:09:43Yes, yes.
01:09:44The taxi.
01:09:45Yes.
01:09:46Fucking great idea.
01:09:47Yes, yes.
01:09:48Right.
01:09:49Okay.
01:09:50Uh, we need to get to the phone.
01:09:52You gotta get out.
01:09:53I'll get the distraction.
01:09:54You watch your back.
01:09:55No, no, no, no.
01:09:56I'll get there.
01:09:57I'll get there.
01:09:58I'll get there.
01:09:59I'll get there.
01:10:00No, no, no, no, I'll get there.
01:10:01I'll get there.
01:10:02Are you there?
01:10:03No, no, no?
01:10:04I'll get there.
01:10:05No.
01:10:06I'll get it.
01:10:07No.
01:10:08Okay.
01:10:09I'll do it.
01:10:10I'll get there.
01:10:11I'll get there.
01:10:12What the fuck are you?
01:10:14You fucking killed him!
01:10:16You killed him!
01:10:42They were all they killed!
01:10:46They tried Dad!
01:10:50At the end of their world, they harmed a death.
01:10:52They fought they were whoir.
01:10:54They killed otroty-
01:11:04They took six museums on the ground for everywhere!
01:11:08Oh, hi. I'm at 102 Desert Road. How soon can you be here?
01:11:38Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no. Oh, my God.
01:12:03The taxi over here inside of you. Oh, my God. Where is he? He's outside. The Brian Pannock.
01:12:07Okay, we need to get out of this house. Yes, we do. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. You can do it. Just hold on. Just a little bit longer. We can do this. Guys, we have to go.
01:12:19What the fuck?
01:12:26Oh, my God.
01:12:30Oh, my God.
01:12:34Oh, my God. What the fuck?
01:12:39He's still out. Come on. We're going to Pennsylvania. Chloe. Do we need to go into the road? We're going to meet the taxi. We're going to run as fast as we can.
01:13:00We'll run as fast as we can.
01:13:02He's still so low.
01:13:03No one, hang in there, we got you, okay?
01:13:05No, I'm here.
01:13:06Come on, guys, it's now whenever we can do this.
01:13:09Come on.
01:13:12I'm so glad that you're here.
01:13:18The taxi.
01:13:19Okay.
01:13:20Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready.
01:13:26Shit!
01:13:27He's gone.
01:13:28You don't see him.
01:13:30What?
01:13:40Ah!
01:13:41Ah!
01:13:42Oh my God!
01:13:48Help!
01:14:00Cut!
01:14:01I said cut!
01:14:02Did you hear cut?
01:14:03Did you hear cut?
01:14:04Hey!
01:14:05Hey!
01:14:06Hey!
01:14:07Hey!
01:14:08Hey!
01:14:09Hey!
01:14:10Where do you think you're going, movie star?
01:14:18Go to the scene to shoot.
01:14:20Did you hear cut?
01:14:22Did you hear cut?
01:14:24Hey! Hey!
01:14:26Where do you think you're going, movie star?
01:14:30Go to the scene to shoot.
01:14:36What is happening?
01:14:38What's happening?
01:14:40Authenticity.
01:14:42I'm giving the audience
01:14:44what they want.
01:14:46Y'all wanted to make the movie, right?
01:14:48This is a movie.
01:14:50My movie.
01:14:52I waited a long time
01:14:54for the right time
01:14:56and the right cast.
01:14:58Don't you screw up my ending.
01:15:00You murdered my friend.
01:15:04Your friends got what they wanted.
01:15:06Always craving attention,
01:15:08wanting to be famous.
01:15:10Look at me!
01:15:12Look at me! Look at me!
01:15:14And you.
01:15:16I'm making you a star.
01:15:18I called the cops.
01:15:22I called the cops.
01:15:24I called the cops.
01:15:269-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:15:32See?
01:15:34Right there.
01:15:36That's authenticity.
01:15:38That's the truth.
01:15:40Astonishing performance, Mina.
01:15:42You have brought us to this perfect climax.
01:15:44No!
01:15:46You are fucking crazy that you are not.
01:15:48You are not.
01:15:50No.
01:15:52Bravo!
01:15:54Bravo!
01:15:56Bravo!
01:15:58Bravo!
01:16:00You see?
01:16:02This is all gonna work.
01:16:08This is my brother.
01:16:14The jack of all trades.
01:16:18A carpenter.
01:16:20Because every franchise needs an icon.
01:16:24Right?
01:16:26And now?
01:16:28Please.
01:16:30You've come to the last shot of the day.
01:16:32You know what they call that, right?
01:16:36The martini.
01:16:38The martini.
01:16:40The martini.
01:16:46No.
01:16:48Holy shit.
01:16:50That was amazing.
01:16:52Are you serious?
01:16:54The martini?
01:16:55That's how it ends?
01:16:56Are you guys fucking kidding?
01:16:57We need to get the fuck out of here.
01:16:58Now.
01:16:59What?
01:17:00No, come on.
01:17:01It's just a movie.
01:17:02That was real life.
01:17:06Okay.
01:17:07It did kind of remind me of a diary of a serial killer.
01:17:10I'm too high for this shit, you guys.
01:17:12I'm just saying.
01:17:16Okay, calm down.
01:17:17I'll get it.
01:17:18Kayla, do not open the door.
01:17:19You get it?
01:17:20Guys, come on.
01:17:21Kayla!
01:17:23Baby!
01:17:26Uh, guys.
01:17:27There's no one out here.
01:17:30Okay, this is a little weird.
01:17:32I think somebody's fucking with us.
01:17:34See, that's what I'm saying.
01:17:36Guys, this is the same fucking house.
01:17:38That guy, Aaron, he was killed right there.
01:17:41I'm way too high for this shit.
01:17:43We need to get the fuck out of here.
01:17:45I do not want to be here anymore.
01:17:47Can we please leave?
01:17:48Get the fuck out of here.
01:17:49Come on.
01:17:50What about our bags?
01:17:51Fuck the bags.
01:17:52Go, go, go, go, go.
01:17:54I don't want to get out of here.
01:17:59I don't want to get out of here.
01:18:01Hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:18:02All right.
01:18:03I hate this idea.
01:18:04It's not cutting on.
01:18:05What do you mean?
01:18:06What the fuck?
01:18:07It's not working.
01:18:08Hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:18:09It's not going.
01:18:10It's not cutting on.
01:18:11Is that a camera?
01:18:12What?
01:18:13What?
01:18:14What?
01:18:15Are you serious?
01:18:16Why is it flashing?
01:18:20Oh, shit.
01:18:24Hey, there's nothing wrong with me.
01:18:26Oh, oh, oh.
01:18:27No, it's nothing I can see.
01:18:29Oh, oh, oh.
01:18:30And so, if something's wrong with me, then maybe it's you.
01:18:35Hey, hey, hey.
01:18:36Action!
01:18:40Beat it.
01:18:41I think most of my life, I am what you would call an underachiever.
01:18:46And my dad constantly reminded me of that.
01:18:51I'm going to tell you right now, Dad, I did something that I'm proud of.
01:18:57It just takes people, it takes some people a little longer to find out who they are and
01:19:04what they do best.
01:19:06I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:07I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:08I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:09I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:10I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:11I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:12I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:13I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:14I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:15I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:16I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:17I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:18I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:19I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:20I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:21I'm going to tell you right now.
01:19:22I'm going to tell you right now.
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