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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:29Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:00:59So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:22If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have gave.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:29Good boy!
00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:33Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:35Oh, you do!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:38Oh, you do!
00:01:39Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:40Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:44Oh, you do!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents wouldn't grow.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:18Avia!
00:03:25Those are all great!
00:03:30Hm.
00:03:31I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:33Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:34No problem.
00:03:35Cool.
00:03:36Let's take five, and then I want to see you on that leopard print.
00:03:40Oh!
00:03:41Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:03:48Hi
00:03:50Michelangelo
00:03:51Chantal nice to meet you. I
00:03:55Couldn't notice how hot you are. I've got tickets to the premiere
00:04:05Hey dad, where the hell were you?
00:04:07Dad, I'm in a photo shoot. You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano. I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now it's two ladies back on the plane again. Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old. You got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now. You interned. You went to business school.
00:04:33You have potential, okay, but you say you want to be the CEO. Well, you're gonna have to prove it cuz so far
00:04:41I ain't seen the end tape from you
00:04:48Hey
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah
00:04:53But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with
00:05:03So it's a really rare form of cancer
00:05:14Luckily, my doctors did catch it early
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment
00:05:22But it's really expensive
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it
00:05:26Don't worry about that
00:05:28I have money saved
00:05:30I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:33We're gonna get through this together
00:05:35Thank you
00:05:36Thank you
00:05:37Yeah
00:05:50Ciao Gucci!
00:05:52Did she have a good mom?
00:05:53Did she have a good mom?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:03I'm sorry
00:06:04This is-
00:06:05No, no, forget about it
00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister
00:06:08The treatments are just really expensive
00:06:11I have a savings
00:06:13For my doggy daycare
00:06:14My dream, but
00:06:15It's only enough for one treatment
00:06:18And who knows how many she's gonna need
00:06:22Betsy practically raised us
00:06:24After her parents passed
00:06:27I would do anything for her
00:06:30Amelia
00:06:32I think I might know how to get you that money
00:06:35You do?
00:06:37Hmm
00:06:38Come back tonight
00:06:40And uh
00:06:42Make something nice
00:06:43Come on
00:06:45Come on
00:06:46Okay?
00:06:52Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima
00:06:58Except for the dog hair
00:07:01Well, come with me
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes
00:07:08Wow
00:07:09Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here
00:07:10Well, Amelia, meet
00:07:14Michelangelo, my son
00:07:16I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:07:19Mm-hmm
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:22I'm a dog walker
00:07:24Don't be so defensive
00:07:26I wasn't
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do
00:07:36Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:07:39Don't be really happy
00:07:41Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:56What?
00:07:57Exactly?
00:07:58How does it look?
00:08:00Not half bad
00:08:02I mean, it's fine
00:08:04Whatever
00:08:05Let's do some sexy moves, okay?
00:08:07Or not
00:08:09I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:08:11You work for my dad
00:08:12You have to do what I say
00:08:14You don't look like Romulus to me
00:08:16Just a few more pictures
00:08:17I'm not here to update your Tinder profile
00:08:18I don't need Tinder
00:08:19I'm an underwear model
00:08:20My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:08:22Whatever
00:08:23Whatever
00:08:24For me another
00:08:25I told you, I'm
00:08:26Now
00:08:27Fine
00:08:29See?
00:08:30Dog walker
00:08:31That wasn't so hard
00:08:32because they're flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:53See, dog walker?
00:08:55That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:08You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick. I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:21No, no, no, please. I apologize.
00:09:23My son, he's immature.
00:09:26And that's why I invited you.
00:09:28Poor Florida, please.
00:09:31Alright?
00:09:32Just have a seat, alright?
00:09:33And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:43Cancer?
00:09:44Hmm.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:50Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:54I want the business.
00:09:56Nah.
00:09:57I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:02What kind of deal?
00:10:05Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:09You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:12What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus, what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:22Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:25Oh, Angelo.
00:10:26Look, you have to grow up before you can run out of business.
00:10:30And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:34We hate each other.
00:10:35At least I do.
00:10:36Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something uncommon already.
00:10:41Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:45We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:49She sure drove me crazy when we first match.
00:10:52I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:10:59You two have chemistry.
00:11:01Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:03As if.
00:11:05Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:07I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:09Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:12Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it gonna be?
00:11:25What's it gonna be?
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:30I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:37Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:41If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:49What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it. Fine.
00:11:55I'll do it.
00:11:56Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:11:59The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:02And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:06I read my mind.
00:12:08Try and make yourself look decent at home.
00:12:10You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:22I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:29Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Sign in.
00:13:04Salute to the new couple.
00:13:06So, your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:32So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:34It's like a museum in here.
00:13:37A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:39Ugh.
00:13:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:56Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them in your room.
00:14:02I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:05Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man thong.
00:14:09It's trademarked.
00:14:14Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:16If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:19It's electric.
00:14:20Oh, by the way.
00:14:21This is gonna work.
00:14:22You might wanna start wearing that.
00:14:23Gee, thanks.
00:14:24Welcome.
00:14:25You're getting married?
00:14:26Shh, Betsy.
00:14:27Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:28Sorry, Amelia.
00:14:29It's just...
00:14:30It's just...
00:14:31It's not like you.
00:14:32You're saying you're...
00:14:33Reserved.
00:14:34Safe.
00:14:35Like I always taught you.
00:14:36I love you.
00:14:37You're saying you're...
00:14:38Reserved.
00:14:39Safe.
00:14:40Like I always taught you.
00:14:41Mom?
00:14:42Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:14:43And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:14:44So I'm okay with the clip.
00:14:45I'm sorry.
00:14:46I'm sorry.
00:14:47I'm sorry.
00:14:48I'm sorry.
00:14:49I'm sorry.
00:14:50I'm sorry.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:52I'm sorry.
00:14:53I'm sorry.
00:14:54I'm sorry.
00:14:55I'm sorry.
00:14:56I'm sorry.
00:14:57I'm sorry.
00:14:58I'm sorry.
00:14:59I'm sorry.
00:15:00Michaelangelo?
00:15:01Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:03And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:08So I'm okay with the clip proposal.
00:15:11Michelangelo?
00:15:12The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:14No.
00:15:15Michelangelo...
00:15:17Dino Villino?
00:15:18Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:20Michelangelo Dino Villino?
00:15:22Shhh!
00:15:23The socialite animal who's, like, started 100 camps of Bravo shows?
00:15:30How did you even meet?
00:15:32His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:40He's so toxic.
00:15:43Speak of the devil.
00:15:46Oh, yeah.
00:15:48You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:15:51This is a doctor's office.
00:15:53Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:15:59Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:23You ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:26We're already wet.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:30We're over it...
00:16:32We're sitting here and feeling hungry.
00:16:33How do we get wet, baby?
00:16:34We're at the brink.
00:16:35It be Kannada.
00:16:37Where did that come from?
00:17:07Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:17:15Thanks. Finally.
00:17:17Oh, good taste.
00:17:19Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:23More for me.
00:17:25You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.
00:17:33Who are you? Who are you?
00:17:47Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:17:53Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:06You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:08What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:10He's jealous.
00:18:12Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:18:16Sweet dreams.
00:18:20I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him? Even if he is kinda hot.
00:18:32See you later. And um, don't worry about last night.
00:18:54Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:19:10How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:13Not now. My head's killing me.
00:19:15We need to talk about last night.
00:19:17No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:21I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:25But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:28And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:32Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:19:34My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:38And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:42Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:44Yeah, no shit.
00:19:45I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:19:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:53I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:19:55And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want.
00:20:01Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:20:04I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really hung over.
00:20:13That could have gone better.
00:20:19Hey, baby.
00:20:21You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:24You're rich now.
00:20:25I know. I like it.
00:20:27Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:29You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:33Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:37Oh, fine. Yeah.
00:20:39We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:41All right.
00:20:42Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen.
00:20:45He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:48Look, I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:51Yeah, you're right.
00:20:53Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58Bye, Gucci.
00:21:02Hey, Amelia.
00:21:03Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:09Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:13It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:15Yeah.
00:21:16Same here.
00:21:24Sorry.
00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:27This whole family, actually.
00:21:29All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:31They should make a reality show.
00:21:33The little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:21:36Do you want to walk together?
00:21:39Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42I'd like that.
00:21:43So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:44A couple months.
00:21:45I like it.
00:21:46I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:47Barista.
00:21:48Uber driver.
00:21:49Delivery guy.
00:21:50Movie extra.
00:21:51Movie extra.
00:21:52You were in a movie.
00:21:53Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:21:54I was trying to impress you.
00:21:55How about you?
00:21:56How long have you been doing this?
00:21:57I don't know.
00:21:58My whole life, I guess.
00:22:00It started as a summer job and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:03I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:04Wow.
00:22:05I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:06Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:07If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:08My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:09Do you want to go?
00:22:10No.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12No.
00:22:13No.
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00:22:33No.
00:22:34No.
00:22:35No.
00:22:37And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:41He did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54And then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:22:58I'd love to go to a concert.
00:23:01Oh yeah!
00:23:03I mean, uh, regular, yeah.
00:23:09I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools, am I right?
00:23:33I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:40Me? Engaged? No, are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24, I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:23:50Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:56Royce pooped. I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where? I don't see it.
00:24:01Just over there.
00:24:03Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:11Of course. It's an office.
00:24:13You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:23Yes, I know.
00:24:24That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:31Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:43Help!
00:24:46Oh my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:50Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:51You're engaged, remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette.
00:25:03It's Matt's collection.
00:25:05He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:06Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:14What, Dad?
00:25:24What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:27Look at you.
00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:32Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:34Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she
00:25:45earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:53I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:02Break's over.
00:26:18Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:23Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:26:32you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:26:47Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:51I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea.
00:27:01Now.
00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:14All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:27:20Bye, Dad.
00:27:25Bye, Dad.
00:27:35So, remind me.
00:27:38Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:41Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:27:44I want to do something nice for you.
00:27:45I want to do something nice for you.
00:27:46I want to do something nice for you.
00:27:47And...
00:27:48You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair
00:27:55down.
00:27:56You better not let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry.
00:27:59Just an expression.
00:27:59How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:18That bad?
00:28:21I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:26Buy that dress.
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:29Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:35No.
00:28:36No, no.
00:28:37No.
00:28:41No.
00:28:42No, no.
00:28:43No.
00:28:47Let's go.
00:28:49what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:29:13did you forget my name no there's just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:29:24care the man whore house is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:29:30i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser i told you i'm busy
00:29:39hold on amelia
00:29:43all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia she's sick she can't make it
00:30:00whoa whoa whoa whoa no if your fiance's sick you know you can't go out and party
00:30:05yeah you gotta stay home with her give her some give her some nice soup
00:30:09i'll catch both of you for the next one telling me that i hope she feels better soon
00:30:14poor thing okay dad see you in the office
00:30:19stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:29hey it's michael lenny with dino avino you still track people
00:30:41wow amelia hi
00:30:57you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog
00:31:03sorry i don't come to concerts often i kind of panicked
00:31:08no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:31:12yeah but you're drinking for free tonight
00:31:14talk to the bartender
00:31:16wow you had good treatment
00:31:18you look like
00:31:19thanks today
00:31:21hey lover boy we're on
00:31:25gotta go find me in the green room after
00:31:30hope you like it
00:31:32break a leg lover boy
00:31:34rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:31:56good nothing from michelangelo
00:32:07maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:09one more please
00:32:12but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:32:19jake you guys are great
00:32:26you really think so
00:32:29i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:32:32the who
00:32:32you don't know the strokes
00:32:36are they older
00:32:39i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:32:42it's alright
00:32:44lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:32:46you want something to drink
00:32:48yeah
00:32:49thank you
00:32:50so
00:32:56when did you learn how to play guitar
00:32:58since i was 13
00:33:01played in bands all through high school and college but
00:33:04i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:33:06that's awesome
00:33:07when i get my record deal
00:33:09i can finally quit my job
00:33:11focus on music full time
00:33:13you're gonna quit dog walking
00:33:15i thought you liked it
00:33:17i do but
00:33:18it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:33:20i don't even like dogs that much
00:33:23i'm more of a cat person
00:33:24a cat person
00:33:26who doesn't like dogs
00:33:31even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:33:33i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:33:35i just want to relax
00:33:37have a good time
00:33:39you're beautiful you know that
00:33:41i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:33:46now i'm not sure
00:33:47we have nothing in common
00:33:49is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:33:52what the heck
00:33:55i'm tipsy
00:33:56and he's cute
00:33:56michelangelo had his fun
00:33:58now i can have mine
00:33:59looks like someone needs obedience
00:34:15what's going on
00:34:18that's michelangelo
00:34:19dina lavino
00:34:20the nepo baby
00:34:21underwear model
00:34:22he's not
00:34:23you coming with me dog walker
00:34:25don't make me get the leash
00:34:26what the hell michelangelo
00:34:28back off
00:34:29dude
00:34:30back off
00:34:31grubby little hipster
00:34:32she's my fiance
00:34:33so that was an engagement ring
00:34:36jake i can explain
00:34:37let's go
00:34:40i'm really sorry jake
00:34:43i'm not jake
00:34:44this
00:34:49is for making me uber
00:34:51all the way to fucking silver lake
00:34:52and this is for making me listen andy
00:34:56i can't believe you did that
00:35:03after your high and mighty speech
00:35:04you're such a hypocrite
00:35:05yeah well i don't have the paparazzi
00:35:07following me around
00:35:08just an italian american psycho
00:35:10i'm not following you around
00:35:12you know what i get it
00:35:14you saw me with chantelle last night
00:35:16and now you're jealous
00:35:17me jealous
00:35:20did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:35:22like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:35:25i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:35:27i have a name
00:35:28wait what are you doing
00:35:31that is an original
00:35:32i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:35:33oh fine
00:35:36i'll just hop in my time machine
00:35:37go back to ancient rome
00:35:38and get another one
00:35:39i don't care about your art
00:35:40your money your stupid mansion
00:35:41you're treating me
00:35:42like shit
00:35:43that's from the renaissance
00:35:46you're history's worst nightmare
00:35:47i tried to make this work with you
00:35:49we signed a contract
00:35:50for an arranged marriage
00:35:52did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction
00:35:55you are such a simpleton
00:35:57wait wait wait wait
00:36:00well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:04i tried to get along with you
00:36:05you brought this on to yourself
00:36:06i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:36:09right back at you
00:36:10i fucking hate you
00:36:12i fucking hate you more
00:36:14yeah
00:36:19yeah
00:36:19oh
00:36:20i kind of
00:36:23i may have to
00:36:27yeah
00:36:27yeah
00:36:35Like the chill
00:36:37I want to say
00:36:39I want to say
00:36:41You want to say
00:36:57You want to say
00:36:59You want to say
00:37:01I want to say
00:37:03Where am I?
00:37:16Who's spooning me?
00:37:19Is that Jake?
00:37:22How drunk was I?
00:37:28Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:30Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:37:36Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:38Uh-huh.
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42No, we had too many drinks.
00:37:44Just forget it ever happened.
00:37:46If that's what you want.
00:37:48Definitely.
00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up, too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:12I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:23What's going on?
00:38:26So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:31For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:35We're taking it slow.
00:38:37Michelangelo.
00:38:38The male gigolo.
00:38:39Taking it slow.
00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:46And?
00:38:47How was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:52Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:58Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:00I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:08That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:12He and I are nothing alike.
00:39:13And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like...
00:39:16Like an arcade game.
00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean...
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different.
00:39:34Something like that.
00:39:42Here it comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:44The dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:05Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:39And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:42Wait.
00:40:43Oh, you're welcome.
00:40:43How did you tell me?
00:40:43You were welcome.
00:40:44You're welcome.
00:40:44I don't have to like to tell the dog walker.
00:40:45I don't have to look at his dog walker.
00:40:46I don't have to go.
00:40:48I don't have to knock out once.
00:40:49I'm not.
00:40:49I don't know if I just joined the dog walker.
00:40:50I don't have to be a dog walker.
00:40:52I don't know if you think about it.
00:40:54I wish I had to hide this.
00:40:55It's all good.
00:40:55I didn't want to lie.
00:40:56Oh, you're good.
00:40:57By the way?
00:40:57I don't have to be a dog walker.
00:40:58Come on.
00:40:59I don't know if B grant.
00:41:01Hey
00:41:02Hi
00:41:06We should talk
00:41:08We should talk
00:41:08I'm not very good with words
00:41:14Me neither
00:41:15But last night I
00:41:17You don't have to say anything
00:41:17We both know it was a mistake
00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other
00:41:22Like nothing ever happened
00:41:24I don't think you understand it
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second
00:41:27You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:41:29I'm a big girl
00:41:30I've had a one night stand before
00:41:32I've never been with someone like you before
00:41:35Okay, I get it
00:41:37I'm not one of your models
00:41:39Or your D-list actresses
00:41:41You don't have to give me some big speech
00:41:44About letting me down easily
00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night
00:41:48That you would
00:41:49Frankly, so would I
00:41:50You're driving me nuts
00:41:51You don't understand
00:41:52Let's get some takeout
00:41:54And figure this thing out
00:41:55I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:41:59Wait
00:42:00Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:08I have a confession to make
00:42:10Last night
00:42:12I don't know how
00:42:14I don't know why
00:42:15That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:42:19Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor
00:42:25I could even do reality TV
00:42:28But
00:42:29There is
00:42:30A fire
00:42:32Between us, Amelia
00:42:33Some kind of crazy
00:42:34Cosmic chemistry
00:42:36You sound like you're
00:42:39Reading a horoscope
00:42:40Amelia
00:42:41Please
00:42:43I know you felt it too
00:42:46Amelia, please
00:42:52Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:42:55I felt it too
00:42:57So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:06Me too
00:43:08There is
00:43:09Not the language
00:43:11I don't know you
00:43:12I would have a grave
00:43:14It's a very big answer
00:43:16I can't front
00:43:19But
00:43:19I'm feeling it
00:43:21I think
00:43:22I don't have to
00:43:23I'm having to
00:43:24Go
00:43:25Maybe
00:43:26Maybe
00:43:27You're
00:43:27I can't
00:43:28Maybe
00:43:28Maybe
00:43:29Maybe
00:43:29Maybe
00:43:30Maybe
00:43:30If
00:43:31Maybe
00:43:31If
00:43:32Maybe
00:43:32If
00:43:33Maybe
00:43:33Maybe
00:43:34Maybe
00:43:35Maybe
00:43:36so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:46live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the
00:43:57next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:02you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:14you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:22i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:44:31together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:36oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:45:07i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing
00:45:14you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he
00:45:20just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his
00:45:26woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking
00:45:34up for michelangelo dina volino i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:41i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to
00:45:50is my fiance i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:46:26but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for
00:46:32a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now
00:46:39go get her lover boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:46:58it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:47:07your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if
00:47:20you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting
00:47:29me get closer to my little brother
00:47:31fetch gucci
00:47:35i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:47:45have a good night mr dino bellino
00:47:57what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:05but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:11you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:48:26okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:31what else is in the back just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian
00:48:37dinner you can cook
00:48:39that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:49:09i've never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray
00:49:16she passed away when i was 11 breast cancer
00:49:20but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:49:27she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:30we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:35i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:49:41that's really special
00:49:43i miss her
00:49:47this might sound corny but
00:49:50i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:55but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:00what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was 13
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:15i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:25i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:30good
00:50:31because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:34is it just the wine
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him
00:50:43her
00:50:44you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57do you want an espresso
00:51:00i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:09ready bro
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:22there you go
00:51:25okay bye
00:51:26bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:43i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:50okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:52ugh
00:51:53could that have been any more awkward
00:51:55and
00:51:56is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey
00:52:04my little guy
00:52:06hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:10huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah now here's that
00:52:15here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:17just like that
00:52:18huh
00:52:18yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:26all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so
00:52:29we gotta talk about this
00:52:30this wedding
00:52:31right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:34they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin
00:52:37on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:40you like cold play
00:52:42right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43you can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45cold
00:52:46well all right
00:52:48then we'll book
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:52plenty of room for cold play
00:52:53huh
00:52:53dad
00:52:54let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding
00:52:57like this
00:52:58what
00:52:58something wrong with
00:53:00Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:03it's better than great
00:53:05honestly
00:53:05but we cannot
00:53:07have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's
00:53:10our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:13i think it'd make it
00:53:14uncomfortable
00:53:15wow
00:53:17i never thought of that
00:53:18you know
00:53:20you have a very good point
00:53:21there
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he he he he
00:53:41he's so cute
00:53:43all right
00:53:44all right
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:48all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding
00:53:52with cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:04it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:07it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:12and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:22i wasn't expecting it
00:54:24i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:42yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:45amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:48you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:01that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo
00:55:05betsy
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe
00:55:16that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:24and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39betsy
00:55:40i have real feelings for him
00:55:43but what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him for life
00:55:54you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or at least not to me
00:56:01he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:08he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:20don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:47michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy
00:56:52is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:02tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:16why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:28let's see
00:57:29hmm
00:57:30so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35uh
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4296 Dom Perignon
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:51why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at Ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in france
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:07who wants a drink
00:58:11you've hardly touched your food
00:58:29it's a little too rich for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:36so michelangelo
00:58:39i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you don't mind do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:47so i know you two have been having your
00:58:51fun
00:58:53um
00:58:54but
00:58:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all
00:59:05but
00:59:05what about her career
00:59:07are you gonna support her
00:59:08or kids
00:59:09what's your stance on that
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15let's see
00:59:16look
00:59:17i know i have a past
00:59:19but
00:59:20i'm committed to it
00:59:22we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know now
00:59:32easy betsy
00:59:34i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about emilia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:43and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:47michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder emilia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:53she gets it from you
00:59:54are you gonna let him talk to me like that emilia
00:59:57you started it
00:59:59why don't we all just
01:00:05calm down
01:00:06betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:00:08no
01:00:09she's alone and miserable
01:00:11and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:22you know what
01:00:22you can't talk to betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:38i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:46she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you
01:00:51a contractual agreement
01:00:52some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him
01:01:02he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what
01:01:06maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:09it's over
01:01:09we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:21amelia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:30you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:36but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:39we can talk about it on the road
01:01:41get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:56i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:59i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:02it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:07liabilities
01:02:08lose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26you could have a sniper on us
01:02:29it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:35what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:02you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20underwear
01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:25okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm
01:03:39i'm sorry
01:03:40chantel
01:03:42i thought i wanted this
01:03:45but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:51amelia broke up with me
01:03:56it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walker but here i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13and just wanted to come back to me
01:04:16amelia
01:04:27hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:34romulus
01:04:41well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:56well we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04gucci
01:05:06this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:08gucci
01:05:11gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:13hey hey hey where's michelangelo
01:05:15huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:21where were you
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery of mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:05:30nothing will
01:05:31smart move
01:05:33here ladies
01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto
01:05:36yeah that's it
01:05:37emilio
01:05:39emilio
01:05:41gucci
01:05:43gucci
01:05:47gucci
01:05:48gucci
01:05:52gucci
01:05:54he's all
01:05:58we've been looking for him all night long
01:06:02we're never gonna find him
01:06:05don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:06:08keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:09See, they're not going to kill us
01:06:13I do have to admit, though
01:06:15I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:06:18He's really there for his dad
01:06:21His dad's dog
01:06:23So you approve now?
01:06:26They didn't say that
01:06:27Gucci!
01:06:30Gucci!
01:06:34My boy's back!
01:06:39Okay, okay
01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving
01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you
01:07:00A little
01:07:02It's okay, most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:07:07They just leave out part of the story
01:07:09Amelia
01:07:11Can we talk?
01:07:16Please
01:07:16Amelia
01:07:19Can we talk?
01:07:23Please
01:07:24Okay
01:07:25Amelia
01:07:35I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:07:38I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:07:41And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:07:44I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:07:52Thanks for saying that
01:07:55I needed to hear that
01:07:57And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:08:01You're not one
01:08:03I'm still learning new things about you
01:08:07Most of them are good
01:08:09I'm happy we signed the contract
01:08:12I'm not
01:08:14I'm not
01:08:15You're not?
01:08:18What do you mean?
01:08:20Amelia, this might sound crazy, but
01:08:23I meant it when I said that I love you
01:08:26And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:08:31I want to know that our love is real
01:08:35Dad
01:08:38What is it, son?
01:08:41I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:08:43Why, son?
01:08:46Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:08:48And not because of some legal obligation
01:08:53But because she wants to
01:08:57Consider our contract null and void
01:09:04Amelia
01:09:11Where will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes
01:09:23I'll marry you
01:09:25You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:09:42And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:09:45Look at me
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:09:50All right, all right, you two
01:09:53That's enough, all right?
01:09:55We spent this whole night together
01:09:57Come over to my place, all right?
01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:00Italian style, huh?
01:10:03Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:10:05I think I can get used to it
01:10:07And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:10:10I want to hear from everybody involved
01:10:12Especially Coldplay
01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:10:16It was worth a try
01:10:18And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:10:44Michelangelo
01:10:45Uh, Amelia
01:10:49Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:10:54We're perfect together
01:10:56I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:11:01And not just about dogs
01:11:03I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:11:08I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:11:15As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:11:19And in return, I promise
01:11:22To be patient and a loving husband
01:11:27As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare
01:11:30You've always dreamt of
01:11:31I...
01:11:34Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:11:40I love you so much
01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:11:53But here we are
01:11:55Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:11:59And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:12:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:12:04And although we haven't spent much time together
01:12:11It feels like a lifetime
01:12:13In a good way
01:12:14I know your mom would be proud of you
01:12:17Te amo, Michelangelo
01:12:18I love you
01:12:19With the power vested in me by Almighty God
01:12:23And the city of Beverly Hills
01:12:25I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:12:27You may kiss your bride
01:12:29Thanks
01:12:38I'm Betsy
01:12:40Amelia's sister
01:12:42I'm Jake
01:12:43Another dog walker
01:12:45It's crazy
01:12:47You know, given my sister
01:12:48But I've always been more of a cat person
01:12:51Me too
01:12:52Oh, it's a class
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