00:00Welcome to Real Talk where it gets hot, spicy, and to the drama I'm Scared!
00:13Hey everybody, it's Sarah Malisky and welcome back to Real Talk where it gets hot, spicy, and to the drama I'm Scared!
00:19And I'm Jeff Lawless. Welcome back to Real Talk where it gets hot, spicy, and to the drama I'm Scared!
00:24I think he's my twin and I love it!
00:27All right, Jeff, so tell me a little bit about what we're doing here today.
00:30We're doing a competition, Sarah and I. We're going to be asking real short fans a couple real short coded questions.
00:37Absolutely, and I'm excited because honestly I think I'm going to win this competition.
00:41And I think I'm going to win.
00:42Okay.
00:43Because I am biased towards me.
00:45Absolutely. All right, fans, so drop us a comment. Who do you think is going to win? And on that note...
00:50We have two hours going now! Wait! I was going to go that way!
00:54Okay, guys, let's find some people who we think might be some real short fans.
00:58Hey, girls! So good to meet you!
01:00Hi!
01:01What's your name?
01:02Mika.
01:02Sophie.
01:03Okay, so you guys told me a little bit that you've seen some of those fun vertical soap opera reels where people are turning into werewolves and whatnot?
01:11Yes!
01:11Okay, so I have some fun questions to see if you guys would fit into this kind of world.
01:15Okay, so first off the bat, he's your boss, he's your ex, your baby daddy, and an NHL star.
01:22Are you keeping the baby?
01:23Hell yeah!
01:25Greg, yes!
01:26That's hell yes!
01:28We got a double hell yeah!
01:30Okay, and this is the face of the guy.
01:32Are we definitely keeping it?
01:35Hell yeah!
01:35A thousand percent.
01:36Hey, sweet baby Seth!
01:39You find out your boyfriend is a werewolf. Red flag or green flag?
01:44Hella green flag.
01:45Green flag.
01:46Your dad's best friend just saved you from a frat party. Would you say yes if he looked like this?
01:54I fear dad's best friend is off limits. I can't.
01:57Dad's best friend is no.
01:59Would you date your professor?
02:01If he's hot.
02:02No.
02:02Would you rather be a surrogate for an alpha or a mafia boss?
02:09Mafia.
02:09Neither.
02:11Last question.
02:12What would you do if your crush turned out to be your stepbrother who moves in with you?
02:18Marry him.
02:20See where the wind blows.
02:22And that's what he looks like. Yes or no?
02:25They're not my type.
02:26What's your type?
02:28Her ex.
02:29Well girls, thank you so much for being here today.
02:31And you can say bye to our fans.
02:33This is actually very nerve wracking.
02:35This is giving me such anxiety right now.
02:38Oh.
02:38No.
02:39No.
02:40Home.
02:41Oh, there she is.
02:42Dang.
02:43I wonder how many downloads she got right there.
02:45Who's putting the pressure on?
02:46Hi friends.
02:47Do you mind if I ask you a couple questions really quick?
02:49Your childhood crush is now a star quarterback who lives next door.
02:54Get out of here, Sarah.
02:54But he's dating the most obnoxious girl in your school.
02:58Would you, number one, move into his house or number two, kill the other girl?
03:04Which one?
03:05Kill the girl.
03:06We got two for kill the other girl right here.
03:08That actually happened in one of our dramas right here.
03:10That's it.
03:11The quarterback next door.
03:12Thank you guys.
03:13And I hope you can enjoy Real Short.
03:15Yes.
03:16Well, yeah, that was one.
03:17That was one.
03:17Could have been two if Sarah didn't interfere.
03:20Would you rather be a surrogate for an alpha or a mafia boss?
03:25Like a wolf.
03:26A wolf.
03:27A wolf.
03:28If you were a ghost, would you come back to haunt your ex?
03:32A ghost?
03:33Not a ghost.
03:34What about you?
03:34If he was like a bad ex, probably.
03:38Probably.
03:38I feel I'm petty, so I 100% would.
03:41Would you ever date a homeless man?
03:43Um, no.
03:44Why?
03:44Because I think they should be financially stable before I should go in a relationship with them.
03:48Very smart.
03:49Well, what if he looked like this?
03:51Um, then something happened that caused them to maybe like go bankrupt from a big corporation.
03:59So I think I wouldn't.
04:00Okay, so that's a big red flag.
04:01Thank you guys.
04:03It's two.
04:04Okay, so let's just get into it.
04:06He's your boss.
04:08He's your ex.
04:09Your baby daddy.
04:10And then turns into an NHL star.
04:13Are you going to keep the baby?
04:14No.
04:15No.
04:16Yeah, okay, so we got two yeses, two no.
04:1850-50.
04:18Okay, what if he looks like this?
04:22No.
04:22No.
04:23Ah!
04:24Throw him away!
04:26You find out your boyfriend is a werewolf.
04:29Red flag or green flag?
04:31Red.
04:31Red.
04:32Your dad's best friend just saved you from a frat party.
04:35Would you say yes if he looked like this?
04:38No.
04:39No.
04:39No.
04:40So then this answers my next question.
04:42Would you date your professor?
04:44No.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Yes.
04:45Would you rather be a surrogate for an alpha or a mafia boss?
04:51Mafia.
04:51Mafia.
04:52Mafia.
04:52And last but not least, what would you do if your crush turned out to be your stepbrother
04:58who moves in with you?
05:00Done.
05:01Finish.
05:01I'll think about it.
05:03Wow.
05:04Hard note.
05:06Oh my gosh, girls.
05:07Hi friends, do you mind if I ask you a quick question really quick?
05:09Yeah?
05:10Would you ever carry a baby for someone else?
05:13Like a surrogate?
05:14Yeah.
05:14Why?
05:15Because maybe someone needs to do something and I...
05:18Someone needs it?
05:18Yeah.
05:19What if they were a sexy werewolf?
05:21Probably not.
05:22Why?
05:22It's creepy.
05:23I don't know.
05:24I've never met one.
05:25I don't...
05:25That makes two of us.
05:26Carmen, this is for you.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Yes.
05:31If you were a ghost, would you come back to haunt your ex?
05:34Yes.
05:35No.
05:36I would.
05:36Would you fake your own death to take revenge on your ex who neglected your daughter?
05:41I want to say no.
05:42I would just take out my daughter and that's it.
05:44Damn, I would.
05:45Yeah.
05:45I would too.
05:46Thank you so much.
05:47And say bye to our Real Short fans.
05:49You guys look like you know what Real Short is.
05:51We were already...
05:53You already...
05:53Another one?
05:54Yes.
05:55Oh.
05:56She have a pink hat on?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Of course.
05:59Would you be okay getting adopted into an abusive but wealthy family?
06:04Yes.
06:05Yes.
06:05What?
06:05Yes.
06:06Yes.
06:06No.
06:07Hello.
06:07The only sane one right here.
06:09Well, that happened in one of our verticals.
06:12Don't miss me when I'm gone.
06:13All right.
06:14That's the title of it.
06:14Like I said, if you want to download the app, we're giving away 100 free coins today.
06:18Here we go.
06:20Yes.
06:21Would you ever carry a baby for someone else?
06:25It depends.
06:26Is it an emergency?
06:27They need to go to the bathroom?
06:28It's like a surrogate situation.
06:30Oh.
06:30Oh.
06:31Yeah.
06:32I think so.
06:32It's for a good cause.
06:33Yeah.
06:34What if it was for a sexy alpha?
06:36Well, in that case, sure.
06:39Next question.
06:41Would you ever date a homeless guy if he looked like this?
06:44Oh, yeah.
06:45You can't judge people by the situation.
06:47Plus, they could be a secret CEO.
06:49That is true.
06:49Date, marry, or block?
06:52You have an alpha, and then you got a dangerously hot mafia boss, or your school enemy.
06:58We're blocking the school enemy.
06:59Blocking the school enemy immediately.
07:01Okay.
07:01We're dating the hot mafia boss.
07:05Okay.
07:06Or marrying an alpha, yes.
07:07Honestly, I kind of agree with that.
07:09I feel like they will fight till the death for you.
07:11Yeah.
07:11Okay, next question.
07:12Your childhood crush is now a star quarterback and lives next door, but he's dating the most
07:17obnoxious girl in your school.
07:19Would you, one, move into his house, or two, kill the other girl?
07:24Oh, no.
07:24I don't condone violence, so I guess I just have to move into his house.
07:28Right.
07:28Plus, you could fall in love.
07:29True.
07:30True.
07:30You never know.
07:31Would you fake your own death to take revenge on your ex who neglected your daughter?
07:35I've seen that one.
07:37You never know.
07:38That is tricky because there's a lot to unpack there.
07:40I mean, if it's anything to do with my child, then yes.
07:43I agree.
07:43If you were a ghost, would you come back to haunt your ex?
07:47Nah, it's okay.
07:48You know, I'll let you live.
07:49If I keep haunting you, I'm never going to move on.
07:51So let me just go and do other things.
07:52All right, Queen.
07:53Thank you so much for joining us for Real Talk today.
07:55Would you rather be a surrogate for a werewolf or a mafia boss?
08:00I'm thinking werewolf.
08:02Why?
08:02Um, I think they're harmless and they get a bad rep.
08:05We got two.
08:06Would you fake your own death to take revenge on your ex who neglected your daughter?
08:12Yes.
08:12I agree.
08:14If you were a ghost, would you come back to haunt your ex?
08:18Yes.
08:19Facts.
08:20What would you do if your crush turned out to be your stepbrother who moves in with you?
08:26I would cry, throw up.
08:28What if he looks like this, though?
08:30And I would just never tell nobody about it.
08:33It'd be a dark secret.
08:35Would you rather be a surrogate for an alpha wolf or a mafia boss?
08:40Mafia boss.
08:41Would you date your professor?
08:42If he's fine, yeah.
08:44I think you should watch the show Surrender to My Professor because he's fine.
08:48Okay, last but not least, you find out your boyfriend is a werewolf.
08:51Red flag or green flag?
08:52Green flag.
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Ah!
09:00See, she's taking too much time taking photos with her fans.
09:05She's a villain in real life, too.
09:07Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:09Ah!
09:09Ah!
09:10Ah!
09:10Ah!
09:11I love it.
09:12I love it.
09:13How much did you get?
09:14How many did you get?
09:14I think you won because you're a guy and hot.
09:17No, I feel like I was literally saying.
09:19I'm like, I feel like I have a disadvantage.
09:21She's going to get recognized by so many of her fans that it's going to impede her numbers.
09:26What are the numbers?
09:27Oh my god.
09:27Okay, drum roll.
09:28So they can yell in.
09:29I'm scared.
09:30I feel like scared.
09:3327!
09:3427!
09:35Holy shit.
09:36Is it fair?
09:38Damn, I'm such a loser.
09:39No.
09:40The thing is, nobody recognized me out here.
09:43Nobody.
09:43But so many people did for her.
09:46Well, good job.
09:47Good job.
09:47Good job.
09:48Which one are you most scared of?
09:50I'm probably most scared of that thing.
09:52The dragon?
09:53Yes.
09:54All right, so as the loser, she's going to go on the one that she's most scared of.
09:58The dragon.
09:59And cut to...
10:00Jeff, I'm so sorry.
10:02The view is amazing.
10:03I just could not handle that sea dragon thing.
10:05I think I would have vomited all over you and no one would have wanted that.
10:08I feel like I never won in the first place now at this point.
10:10Today was an absolute blast.
10:12Be sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more.
10:15This has been a hoot and a half.
10:17Bye, guys.
10:18Bye, guys.
10:21What is new?
10:24Bye, guys.
10:24Bye.
10:41Bye.
10:50Bye.
10:50Bye.
10:51Bye.
10:52Bye.
10:52Bye.
10:53Bye.
10:53Bye.
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