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00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shits the hackers trying
00:13to bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is
00:16the company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished
00:19guys our IP is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's
00:26got to be a way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network
00:36operations you know fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the
00:39hell is he gonna stop a large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out
00:44of time desperate times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:56oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
01:05launch a DDoS screen all the personal data Eric he was up against 300 expert
01:10hackers and you just owned him dude that was sick I was telling you just some
01:14sort of network maintenance lag but turns out you're a better programmer than I am
01:17how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary wait I heard
01:24bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen AI
01:27neural net was that you I look I have to tell you later my botnet just trace
01:35these hackers IP addresses so we're gonna have to shut them down one by one if we
01:39want to protect the server which is gonna take some time you guys can all head
01:46out I'll take it from there right yeah you guys can go
02:16oh god finally god finally oh let's light out great full-down liner
02:39you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
02:54hmm
02:58hmm
03:07hmm
03:09hmm
03:09hmm
03:09hmm
03:10hmm
03:11so who's this here a guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
03:13hmm
03:14not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance dredge who knew he could ward off
03:18a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think that boss would put him in a more important role
03:23You know, I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description.
03:29Brenda, who the hell is this guy?
03:31This is William Dorsey, our boss's son.
03:36He just completed his MBA at Stanford.
03:38Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues.
03:44Am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess?
03:48I honestly can't tell.
03:49Sir, I can explain.
03:50Zip it, Johnny.
03:51You can't manage yourself, let alone your entire team.
03:54So get out of my face.
03:56You're fired.
03:59You're fired.
04:00Get out.
04:02I just did that.
04:04You know what they say about new management?
04:07There's gonna be some layoffs.
04:09Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
04:13Ha, ha, ha.
04:17Okay, listen up.
04:18Listen up.
04:19I'm gonna need 150% every single day.
04:23None of this half-assed bullshit anymore.
04:25All right?
04:28Who does he think he is?
04:30Elon Musk?
04:33What the hell is this crap?
04:36Okay, I need zero distractions in this office.
04:39Leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once.
04:41No!
04:44That was limited edition.
04:49Oh, boo-hoo.
04:51It's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working.
04:54You're fired!
04:56Excuse me?
04:58Uh, Fernanda, see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one?
05:01Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers, but one thing it doesn't lack is money.
05:05Right?
05:06Yes, sir.
05:12And what do we have here?
05:14Sleeping on the job?
05:15Good morning, my sweet prince.
05:19Who the hell are you?
05:21Who am I?
05:21Doesn't matter.
05:22Uh, you're fired.
05:23Me?
05:27You're firing me?
05:28Yeah.
05:28Well, you're firing me.
05:29Did I stutter?
05:31No.
05:32That's not, uh...
05:34That's not what I meant.
05:36Fernanda, what does he do?
05:38Um, he works in network maintenance.
05:40What's his salary?
05:42Just about 500k a year.
05:44Oh!
05:45500k a year?
05:46All that for a simple maintenance job?
05:49What are you doing?
05:49Taking us for a ride?
05:50No, uh, look, I was...
05:53I was working all night.
05:54Can I just take a rest?
05:56You trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime?
05:59I mean, I've heard of a quiet quitting, but this is time theft.
06:04Are you HR folks as dumb as these techies, or is this some kind of larger scale scam?
06:09Eric and I might be dating, but I can't afford to get dragged into this.
06:12I need to break up with this loser.
06:15Um, he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary.
06:18Other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him.
06:23Fernanda.
06:27Eric Martin.
06:30You are so fucking fired.
06:31Get your shit and get out of my building.
06:38All right, then.
06:42Eric.
06:43Sir, Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack.
06:45You want to follow him out?
06:45Hey, look.
06:50Dorsey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley.
06:53Don't lose your jobs for me.
06:54Okay.
07:07Yeah.
07:09Boss's orders.
07:10I won't hold it against you.
07:13It's also our one-year anniversary.
07:16Right?
07:18See you in the lobby.
07:19What was that about?
07:28Mr. Dorsey?
07:29Yeah?
07:30Are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO?
07:34It's better to be feared than loved.
07:39I mean, what?
07:40You want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend?
07:44Is that it?
07:45No.
07:46He's not.
07:46You know, you deserve so much better, right?
07:50I mean, what would you prefer?
07:51An unemployed loser?
07:54Right on.
07:55Let's see.
07:55I'm just sick.
08:05Busy guy.
08:06Oh!
08:07What's up, Dad?
08:09My heart's acting up again.
08:11You'll have to take over the company for now.
08:14Also, there's an important matter you need to know about.
08:18Yeah, um, what's the important matter?
08:20We have an employee.
08:21Eric.
08:22Whatever you do, make sure to be good to him.
08:26Eric?
08:29Eric Martin.
08:33Isn't that the guy I just laid off?
08:35William, you there?
08:38Yep.
08:38Um, just a second.
08:41Do we have any other people I can do here?
08:47This is the employee list.
08:49Yep.
08:49I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally post him.
08:53He's in charge of our next-gen AI development.
08:56The company's future is in his hands.
08:59Ah, yes.
09:00Eric Martin, AI development.
09:01I see him.
09:02Eric Martin, AI development.
09:04One of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley.
09:08This the guy?
09:09Yeah, that's him.
09:10Eric Martin.
09:11There's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job.
09:15Fire him when you get the chance.
09:17Don't worry, Dad.
09:18I already did.
09:19Huh.
09:20Guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all.
09:24Attaboy.
09:24Keep it up.
09:25Once I'm feeling better, I'll come around and see how things are going.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Just focus on getting better, Dad.
09:30I got this.
09:35No, I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser.
09:39So who's it gonna be?
09:43Same on me.
09:44What the fuck do you want?
09:50Uh, Mr. Dorsey, um, uh, you, uh, spit it out, man.
09:54What's up?
09:55The company server just crashed.
09:59You, talk to me.
10:00It's bad, sir.
10:01The customer complaints are getting out of control.
10:03What should we do, sir?
10:04Eric saved us during the last cyber attack.
10:06So if we can just get him here, then, boom, problem solved.
10:10Fernanda, you got his number, right?
10:11Why don't you give him a call?
10:19Eric, what a dick.
10:21Forgets his tablet.
10:25Amelioration algorithm.
10:26Wait.
10:27Is this the code that fixes the server loophole?
10:32Oh, damn.
10:34This is good.
10:38Hello?
10:39Eric, the company's server crashed.
10:41Get over here and help us.
10:43Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it, you'll be generously rewarded.
10:46On my way.
10:47With Eric's codes, I can plug the loophole.
10:52Everyone will think I'm a hero.
10:58So?
10:59He said he's got it.
11:00Thank God.
11:07He's still going to ask him a question.
11:09Him or me?
11:12Eric and I weren't a thing.
11:15I was just leaning him on.
11:17I choose you, of course.
11:20Six more.
11:27God, Fernanda was supposed to be off a half hour ago.
11:29Where is she?
11:32Screw it.
11:34I'm coming up.
11:42You fucking asshole!
11:45Get up!
11:45You fucking asshole!
11:49Woo!
11:50Stop it!
11:52You're acting like a child.
11:54As if you never saw this coming.
11:56What are you doing kissing this douchebag?
11:58Watch your mouth.
11:59I can do whatever I want.
12:02With whoever I want.
12:04You bastard.
12:05Jesus!
12:07Eric, you and me are over.
12:25Fernanda, are you serious?
12:28That pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt.
12:32Why are you doing this?
12:34Eric, I told you we're done.
12:36Why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you?
12:40Keep it.
12:55At least you'll have something to jerk off to.
12:57Oh, damn.
13:00Yeah, so I'm rich.
13:03I'm handsome.
13:05And you, you're an unemployed loser.
13:08Let's go home and beat your meat, man.
13:13Fernanda, you're the reason I even stayed at Dorsuch.
13:16Shut up!
13:17Who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway?
13:21We're done.
13:26You're gonna pay for this.
13:28Hold it.
13:29You're in trouble now, bitch.
13:41And you are?
13:43It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Dorsey.
13:46I'm here to report that under my guidance,
13:49our systems are back up and running normally.
13:51You're Eric Martin!
13:53I am.
13:54You can see why my father spoke so highly of you.
13:57Idiots, do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work?
14:01Whatever.
14:02As long as the boss's son likes me,
14:04I can keep climbing the ladder.
14:06Mr. Dorsey,
14:08I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company.
14:12Right after you were fired,
14:14the system crashed.
14:16There's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge.
14:20Boss, good news.
14:32Eric Martin, that tech whiz you had on your radar,
14:35he just left Dorsey Tech.
14:36He did?
14:37Mm-hmm.
14:38It happened ten minutes ago.
14:39He was fired by the CEO's son, William.
14:42Ha!
14:43Ah, that's hilarious.
14:45I want to see the look on that old hag
14:47at Asha Dorsey's face
14:48when he realizes
14:49that the genius he recruited
14:51just got sacked by his idiot son.
14:53But Boss Hendrix Tech is just a mid-level startup.
14:57Will someone as talented as him
14:58really want to join us?
15:00We have to get him on our side
15:01by any means necessary.
15:03You have no idea how ground-breaking
15:08his work in AI modeling is.
15:11Get the car ready.
15:13I'm going to the Dorsey office.
15:15And Eric is mine.
15:18Revenge.
15:24What the hell are you talking about?
15:26Don't play dumb.
15:28The systems crashed
15:29right after you got fired.
15:31This couldn't have been a coincidence.
15:33Yet, you still deny it.
15:35Bullshit.
15:36You guys have always looked down at me
15:38as some nobody maintenance worker.
15:40Now you're going to blame me
15:41when the server gets hacked.
15:43None of you idiots
15:44have any shred of common sense.
15:46If you had a common sense,
15:48you'd have a job.
15:49I'm not going to argue with you
15:50in front of Mr. Dorsey.
15:54What the hell are you trying to do?
15:56You either tell them the truth
15:56or they're going to take you
15:57to the police station.
15:59Eric, I had no idea
16:01you were such a vengeful person.
16:03What other tricks do you have
16:04of your sleeve?
16:05Better come clean now
16:06or you're going to jail.
16:09All right.
16:12What are you waiting for?
16:15Arrest me.
16:16Let's see if you have
16:17any real evidence.
16:22What are you doing, man?
16:23We don't got handcuffs.
16:26Really?
16:26Without a shred of remorse?
16:29Don't you know that Mr. Dorsey
16:30is going to make your life
16:31a living hell?
16:33Mr. Dorsey,
16:34the way I see it,
16:35you should teach this asshole
16:36a lesson.
16:37Yeah, William.
16:38A scumbag like him
16:39should never get away with this.
16:42No, no.
16:43From this day on,
16:46Eric Martin
16:47is now blacklisted
16:49from Dorsey Tech
16:50and all of its industry partners.
16:55You know what this means, dude?
16:57You're now kicked out
16:59of Silicon Valley, bro.
17:00I just have one question.
17:06Does Asher,
17:07the CEO,
17:09know that I've been fired?
17:11Why should the CEO
17:12be bothered with
17:13firing a loser like you?
17:15You thought you were
17:16real hot shit,
17:17didn't you?
17:19Boys,
17:20let's take him to the police.
17:21Yes, sir.
17:22Stop right there.
17:23There'll be no need
17:34to take him away.
17:36He's joining Hendrix Tech.
17:37What?
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